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Dis iz where teh bodies hit da floor.
Doin a “not sekund dans” u no refoos, catfeesh?
Wates…U gottit awl rong…it wazznt me…
Patrick - uz nown meh sinse we wuz kits - u noes Aye wuddnt do dat!
Yay, Romeow!
We does boddy dance?
Hed sholders nees n toesies
(nees n toesies)
Hed sholders nees n toesies
O, eyes n eers n mouf n noes
Hed sholders nees n toesies
And manny moar….
Awww, fanks LCB.
It wuz nuffin liek I spected. I nebber sawed teh “noe comments” sine. I frot Aye wud b second or fird or forth, liek Aye allways iz. Aye nebber frot ennywon wud ebber danse fur me!
Fanks Lolcatbuddeh.
Sowy Aye wazzunt dere to halp U wif ur bookshalf prolem.
No worries about teh “libarry insident”. Salleh and gremlin perfoarmed admirably.
But I’m thinkin that mebbe I should change mah avatar to teh “playin wif matches in ur kitchun” kitteh. U think?
u meen u allus hab to bee carried oawt ob sumplaise ?????
Bai a man in yooniform?
Yeah, doan worree bout teh libarry insidint….teh kidz alwayz get a liddle rowdie when dey starts wif teh tastee bevrigez! Happee, happee top spot! See, Tribble…I figgered it owt!
Ai m berry impurressed wid de creativ way u tink of danz for each occasion….
Is vry eesy, Jajeh. U just takes a block of marble and u chips away everything that doesnot look like a elefant.
O, wait. That’s how u gets 2 Carnegie Hall.
Sry.
No, lcb…dat is haow yu eet a whale!
No, COL, to eet a whale u takes of his hat.
taht mindz me ob a sawng ai useded to know….
*Horse Named Bill*
OH I had a horse and his name was Bill
He ran so fast he couldn’t stand still
He ran away ….one day….also I ran with him…
He ran into a barber shop
He ran so fast he couldn’t stop
and fell….exhoaustionized…with his eye teeth
In the barbers left shoulder.
In Frisco Bay there lives a whale
She eats pork chops by the bale,
and by the hogshead, and the schooner
and also ….by the pillbox
Her name is Luna, she’s a peach
But don’t leave food within her reach
Or babies, ….or nursemaids
Or chocolit ice cream sodas.
Well what so you do in a case like that ?
What do you do, but jump on your hat.
Or your grandmother or your toothbrush
Or anything that’s helpless…….
the above conbersashun minded me ob tyaht sawng…….an nawo ai seez whi…
taht wuz a Sharon, Lois and Bram song! I remeberz it nao.
but I still no unnerstand it…espeshully taht lasht verse.
Wen Ai wuz in teh Brownees we singed:
“Bred, moldy cheez awn toast
(Cheez awn toast)
Bred, moldy cheez awn toast
An yse, etseterah..”
Oh teh heel airy tea!
( ahem … )
it puts the lotion on it’s skin ?
FTW!
Your skin. It haz flavor.
ooooh…I like dat name!
kitty even looks a bit like this guy…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9ycqNIzHQk
Dose Teh Boddee Lektrik flash on teh baffrum wawl?
Im in ur shoo cubbey
Ritin on de botums ov dem
Puss on Boots!
Move along nao, der iz nuffin shiiny to seez heer.
floofage? check.
lazarage? check.
peenk collar? check.
not furstee dansin fer Romeow? check check check
shimmy step shimmy step
gwapevine to da left
swing da hips swing da hips
and gwapevine back
**cheers**
Heat Seeker Kitteh noes no bowdreez
dis where I hide bodies and u r next.
Dibz on dah bootz! Hey dey aint gonna need’m wear dey goin.. waii wase dem?
siez 10.5 fit u rite?
And then I sucks their soles with mah lazaree eyes..
kitteh loaf lukz a liddul perturbeded taht yoo fownd teh hidey-spott!
monorail kitteh comed to da enda da line..he duddn’t look hapee
Aw shucks! - ya beet me too it!
but spykesmum rahminded me dat meet loaf=momorail
Lasers R lokkd on, set for KILL!!!
wut u meanz they’re just old shoes? i’z killer..ofghhhh you always spoilz the game..!
Dey’ve got jeens attached to em. Mebbe baudy is unner de pileob stuff.
Sowndz laik mai spare room…
Iz davinci kitteh…
…has rite sekret mesages on bottum uf pplz shues as klues!
kairfull, killer kitteh, teh blood r showin … oar has u starwberry jam n ur front?
dun wry i likz it kleen soonz
Here be lying Peter Predictions, see-ee-oh of teh mayjor footware concern.
Surfifed by Fluffmeister. Donayshuns in teh form of cheezburgers plskthx.
iz okeh - he new dis waz gonna happen.
kitteh be stealing your soul.
http://www.wannasmile.com
okok my turn
it wuz:
kitteh
in da bookshelf
wiff da bootss
I WIND?! :D?
Yoo needs to memember Clue. It’s teh LIBERRY!
corse in da libeereh. wheres else u keeps da bukshelfs??
um aniwher ai can skweeze wun in…….ai tendz to amassses bookz at an alarmin rate……..
Ai has tihs problm tu salleh, ai tinks tehy is breedin
U doan keep buks in teh liberry, u keep liberriez in teh liberry. U think liberriez grow on treez?
iz Kloo, butt iz cheezgurger eddishun, so noo roomz n toyz–er–weppenz.
O noes!!1! U sinked mah battleship!
Go tu jail, go direct to jail. Du not pazz go, du not collected de $200.
Gadsnabbit! Yu got teh tribble werd skor!
ohai, tribbel. hao ur boi is? hope he nawt ring hiz bell.
Femme Fatawll Kitteh
no hydez bawdeez. Dennim leg
iz purrfekkt 4 Napz
Hewmin’z juss fikkzeeng
plummeeng… Yeh, that’z t3h tikkitt!
We beez awll dunnz sune
Dis iz nawt Hewmin
U seekz. Hims in Lyebraree
wiff t3h candill stikk
Jack.
aha! i getz it nao… kitteh r nappin on da legs 2 halp da hyooming - by bean on stand by. (standin by wile hyooming dus stoopeh wurk. stoopeh cause nawt pettin kitteh.)
Gud eebnin laydeez n gentz ai iz ur host LION-el Twayn.
Wut u meen, he bilt a duvise tu stab himsalf in teh bak sebunteen timz? Um, I meen, yes. Dat iz wut he did.
Very interesting theory, Mr. Charleston. However, leave out one important point.
What’s that?
Is stupid. Is stupidest theory I ever heard.
Murder by Death! Yaaay!
Iz Inspektor Columbo kitteh an eye hef jus wun moar questionz fur u…
Whas b da namz uff da sled up ders? Cood eet b ROSEBUD???
Whi yor goggies actin dat wai?
An wots taht stuffed bare doin, in teh korner?!
Pleeze occifer nocks on de doorz: Yez, eye sorri eye dedn’t getz hear earlierz. Eye had tu rres