Comments on: paranoid cat http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/ Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? the home of lol cats and lol* (other animals). All of our lolcats and lol*whatevers are made by u. Make your own lolcats! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:34:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: IwishIhadlolcats http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-637288 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 05:49:08 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-637288 lulz kitteh gandalf!!

]]> By: Chzbrgrkitteh http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-525201 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:17:15 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-525201 Wif a batt and a ay, youz wil bi fain in teh nait :3

]]> By: kitteacher http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-371387 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 01:46:41 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-371387 John Fogerty referens – FTW!

]]> By: Graydon http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-323784 Sat, 17 May 2008 04:05:48 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-323784 Bat cat sleeps with one eye open GRIPPING HIS PILLOW TIGHT!

]]> By: Ishiki http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-167885 Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:25:07 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-167885 Is reminds me of Paranoia Agent

]]> By: gayla34 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-159512 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:24:06 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-159512 the kitteh’s cant have ebberthing their wai……they wouldz get *whispers* spoiled.

]]> By: LBeeeze http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-159014 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:43:03 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-159014 put meh in coach

im reddee ta play

tadai !!

put meh in coach

im reddee ta play

tadai !!

luk at meeeEEEEh

i canz beEEeeeze

CENTERFIED !!!

]]> By: squirrelgrrl http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158918 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:19:36 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158918 I iz littel sluggerz catz

]]> By: ittehbittehkitteh http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158872 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 00:35:17 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158872 maxiecat like batses? dats wun awsum attak-kitteh…! burgulers no want smakks from maxie!

]]> By: Carter http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158862 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 00:32:00 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158862 LOL thats my cat..

its names maxiecat

]]> By: Johnson442 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158810 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:49:51 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158810 I will not eat green eggs and ham!
I am Kosher, Sam I Am!

]]> By: mikeski http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158775 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:26:07 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158775 Upgraydid Kitteh haz five pointy endz and wun blunt wun.

]]> By: cratz http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158731 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:55:14 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158731 HALP!!!! Teh paranoids iz affter me!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: lolcatburglar http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158618 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:51:27 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158618 Salleh, u come out from unner teh bed this instant! Teh dust bunnies will gets u.

Come out and we can danse teh Batusi, like Batsman did!

]]> By: stend http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158614 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:49:29 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158614 I will not eat green eggs and ham, I will not eat them sam I am

]]> By: Brandon_ha http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158602 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:38:15 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158602 O was gunna say dat

]]> By: CheesyPoufs http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158589 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:25:01 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158589 Iz nowt bat! Iz muddler fer tew be muddlin leefuses an sugars an leminjoos fer tew be makin minjulips.

Mmm… minjulips!

]]> By: D.R. http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158564 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:00:38 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158564 Zing! :D

]]> By: D.R. http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158561 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:59:58 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158561 Iz my speshul bat

One day i gets it syned

]]> By: salleh http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158552 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:50:18 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158552 teh cat an teh bat ona mat???

]]> By: salleh http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158549 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:48:39 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158549 oh noes!!!!11 ai hab maed a teribobble mistake !!!! iz a “n awt secund” danse……

blushes an runz awai an hidez under teh bed………

]]> By: salleh http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158547 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:47:04 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158547 ai don noes taht danse……….an me an lcb hab been stuk up shelbz togedder an awl sew ai tink ai mustest hab a “nawt furtsy ” danse fer her……….

AI NOES !!!! ai will *swing danse* fer lcb……

*climbz up awn swing*

uh ………kin ai hab a leetle pushes plz???????

]]> By: Hissy http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158542 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:42:51 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158542 Ah sed “do not want!” in n mportint wurk meetin jst las weke. Sum peeps thot it wuz a Star Wars reff…reff…u noe, thingie. Ah fink Ah wons poyntz wit da sistems geeks.

]]> By: SmegEd http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158533 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:35:19 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158533 yay4lolcatburglar

as a notsecond danse i would liek to do the notsecond metallica mosh

“SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN GRIPPING YOUR PILLOW TIGHT”
*headbangs*

hem. sorry it seemed appropriate :D

]]> By: catalogical humor http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158527 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:28:31 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158527 Paranoid Cat is thinking
of moving out of Detroit

]]> By: turtlol http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158525 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:27:23 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158525 ohai Starling, wecom and keep comming bak…. ur in the rite plaze

]]> By: The Bapper http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158515 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:03:32 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158515 That’s a bappy cat!!!

]]> By: two_kittehs http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158492 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:27:57 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158492 Last week I maded a jokes about the ceiling cat when sum friendz had come over for brunch and they luk at me like I haz the crazies. I tries to explain but they still haded the blank lookz..

]]> By: two_kittehs http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158477 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:19:00 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158477 Gayla u is not alone, I sumetimes puts scarves on mah kittehs and they hatez me fur it, but they luk berri cute..

]]> By: two_kittehs http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158475 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:16:04 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158475 sowee fur posting almost similar commentz twice, I thought wurdpress eated this commentzes.

]]> By: katbert http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158462 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:06:38 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158462 who stole my cheezburger?

]]> By: bubbyscranky http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158458 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:03:16 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158458 We too noes teh pain ob peeps starin at us cuz dey donut unnerstand. But we unnerstands u and acksepts u.

]]> By: cindy http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158429 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:41:25 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158429 hemmeroyd rayj mebbe

]]> By: cindy http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158426 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:38:50 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158426 i tu has had teh chzbrgr tax in pogo. rum gets kwiyet, lots uf :0 an i nebber splains my comence. wun dai hopefulee sumwun respondz in kynd.

]]> By: GenEX the Hareoic http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158403 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:29:06 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158403 Higurashi Cat is nearing L5

And if you got that, congratulations, have a cookie.

]]> By: SJ http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158402 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:28:31 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158402 Welkum tu lolcats anololonymus.

]]> By: SJ http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158400 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:27:50 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158400 OHai Starling!

]]> By: gayla34 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158397 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:26:10 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158397 dine par? what dine par? I nebber had no dine par on mai bat……I swearz!

]]> By: gayla34 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158394 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:24:21 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158394 I second that :D )

]]> By: gayla34 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158392 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:22:52 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158392 hey hey! I resemble that remark LOLZ

I don’t dress them up often– but they DID get on lil bitty hats for their Christmas picture……much to their chagrin :D ) wez bery bery kute :D )

]]> By: jim a http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158390 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:22:13 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158390 loanshark kitteh wants the chzbrgrs you o him.

]]> By: starling http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158374 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:11:29 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158374 *stands up*

Ai is Starling and ai speeks lolkat in reel laif.

*sits doan*

]]> By: spykes_mom http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158346 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:43:06 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158346 yah wuz funnee

]]> By: yachris http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158336 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:29:12 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158336 WIN!

]]> By: Pittypat http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158335 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:27:37 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158335 at that, fatcat spat at that brat nat.

]]> By: paws4thot http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158334 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:23:32 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158334 Doant bee. Iz punnee, in @ grone maekin wai.

]]> By: paws4thot http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158331 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:20:23 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158331 Ah well. Iz seed both fillums 1ce, an 1ce onlee.

]]> By: Pittypat http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158324 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:10:00 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158324 an if u be paranoyd with low seffesteem?
onlee unimportant peeple be out to get u.

]]> By: Pittypat http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158322 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:07:24 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158322 . . . Until Slim kitteh starts swinging an a big booming beat begins and everybody starts rocking and Slim looks just as sad as ever, and they blow jazz for half an hour, and then Slim goes mad and grabs the bongos and plays tremendous rapid Cubana beats and yells crazy things in Spanish, in Arabic, in Peruvian dialect, in Egyptian, in every language he knows. . .

]]> By: Gober http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/comment-page-1/#comment-158316 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:02:13 +0000 http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/19/paranoid-cat-sleeps-with-one-eye-open/#comment-158316 yupyup, full metal jacket.
bat = rifle
*shudder*

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