Comments on: Naw…

By: IwishIhadlolcats

IwishIhadlolcats — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 05:56:32 +0000

I thikd it wuz heve hem by teh leg wid a runnnin bowlin?
or waz it pud im in teh longgbott til he sober?
Or mebe I just tottly rong. why i commmment NE ways -__-

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:32:56 +0000

Curse you, I was gonna say somethin’ like that!

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:23:55 +0000

Pud hem nna longggbot wf a runnnin bowlin
Pud hem nna longggbot wf a runnnin bowlin
Pud hem nna longggbot wf a runnnin bowlin
Earrrlie n de mawning

By: Anon!

Anon! — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:06:55 +0000

He can has taste of teh Captn’s Daughter? (not as naughty as it sounds!)

By: xavierstone

xavierstone — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:48:52 +0000

“…And thats how i got mah woodin nose!”
“Well, thats a perty gewd story, but let me tell yoo how I lost these fore babys!”

-I got this idea from a Far Side comic!

By: loosh

loosh — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:57:56 +0000

lol!
badass family guy reference!
one of my fave quotes actually

By: irongrrl22

irongrrl22 — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 00:35:40 +0000

SHAMUS!!!!!

By: Beth

Beth — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:05:09 +0000

But whai haz de rum goned?

Also, dis an’ de caerbannog bunneh are the funniest lols on dis site, in my opinnion. If you azk tewmorreh, dat may changes.

By: FoxtrotDeltaTango

FoxtrotDeltaTango — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:39:12 +0000

10/10 + 1 for the Family Guy reference

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:47:53 +0000

Dhos R both berry guid 2.

By: snafutti

snafutti — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:35:40 +0000

Rum al goned. Sry.

By: wahoodlum

wahoodlum — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:47:01 +0000

RedNeck Monorail Cat is on bloks in yourz yard

By: Teho

Teho — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:03:55 +0000

MAH NAEM IZ SOO! HAO DU U DU!!!

By: Teho

Teho — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:40:37 +0000

okays u can has brayn naow.
is ikky pleh.

By: RaisedByCats

RaisedByCats — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:10:50 +0000

Somne of mah favritts: Krackin up at “Bionic kitteh..on very tight budgitt”!
Also likes “Ikea cat is wrongly delivered”
“mousie suspects nothing ” !
an sevril others.

Mah sujjestyuns before i sawz theese bettr onez: “Is not Tank Cat. Is Imperial Walker cat, furst prototype.” [old Star Warz ennyone?]

Or, “Monorail Cat on lift for repair of underkerridge.” [hung round too menny car shopz in childhood ]

By: Anon

Anon — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:24:54 +0000

Father was a son of a birch

By: waiting for cheese

waiting for cheese — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:31:20 +0000

Holy Crap!!! What a great Family Guy reference!!!!! LOL!!

By: He is the Dave

He is the Dave — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:57:09 +0000

Tree-spawn kitteh: Teh mows suspectz nuthin…

-clop clop clop clop clop clop-

Mows: OH NOES! -run-

Tree-spawn kitteh: I WILL NEVAR FURGIV MAH FATHR!!!!!111

By: Nika

Nika — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:55:43 +0000

Or mai stepstool?

By: Nika

Nika — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:54:24 +0000

Ooooooohhhhhh…
whut do we do wif a drunkn saylor,
whut do we do wif a drunkn saylor,
whut do we do wif a drunkn saylor erlee in teh mornin?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:49:10 +0000

may bee butt I juzt LATHE how da legs is TURNING out.

By: Sara

Sara — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:57:04 +0000

tiz Seamus the Sea Captain from Family Guy..look him up

By: Sara

Sara — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:55:12 +0000

By: leaf

leaf — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:40:46 +0000

ty, cratz

By: Tribble

Tribble — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:01:31 +0000

De goggie frum Monorail Dog, tooked de “wet shellack” sign awai, becauz de kitteh tooked de “wet paint” sign awai frum be bench. Dey b evenz now.

By: Tribble

Tribble — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:56:50 +0000

Elizabeth!

Quick, hide de rum!!

(Yez, Yez, eye no i’m brekin de lionz rule.)

By: desenotcorms

desenotcorms — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:29:12 +0000

i iz diggin teh simpsons refrince ^^

mai fave ritz

By: Paul

Paul — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:17:25 +0000

I am overflowing this stool – I can have bigger one?

By: dogbotherer

dogbotherer — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:10:00 +0000

and “stewl” conjured up a berry different image in mai mynd.
i iz sik!

By: Annie

Annie — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:01:20 +0000

Lookie Stool pidgeon cat.

By: Megan

Megan — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:47:43 +0000

Yes, it’s from the “A Fish Out of Water” episode of Family Guy.

Glenn Quagmire: So, were you, like, in an accident or what?
Seamus (man with wooden legs and wooden arms): No, me father was a tree.

By: Teho

Teho — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:47:43 +0000

sawhorse cat is still in prototyping phase

sry, i see teh boldtaliks an jus cant hep masef

By: SJ

SJ — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:45:27 +0000

Iz too mien. Luk, haz mai naem awn. Gimme.

By: Teho

Teho — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:40:14 +0000

i nevr thot of it dat wai.
hmm, i stil nots.

By: Teho

Teho — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:38:58 +0000

http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#MWHID

By: Teho

Teho — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:37:24 +0000

u prolly cant has brayn. at leest til toozdai. (hush, hush…)
not urs.

By: cratz

cratz — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:13:45 +0000

Ppppppfffffffffttttt!

By: cratz

cratz — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:12:00 +0000

Great one, leaf!

By: Dustbunny

Dustbunny — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:57:52 +0000

So dis why kittehs likes to climb trees. Iz hanky-panky goin’ on!

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:47:02 +0000

K, juss one moar coat of shellack on that old stool and it be good as new. Now where I put that stool? Oh hai kitteh. You seen mai stool? Why u looking so pissy anywai?

By: wrongobongo

wrongobongo — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:43:28 +0000

‘n rilly bad eggz… drink up, me harteez, yo ho!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:43:14 +0000

OMG HOU KOOD NE1 BEE SO KREWEL!!!11!

Kuttin teh legz oaf a kitteh jst 2 maek a funnee pickchewer!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:36:23 +0000

Drink & teh duvvel had dun 4 teh rest
Yoh ho ho & a bottul ob rum.

By: stend

stend — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:26:09 +0000

monorail cat is offline for service

By: ScotchAndMoreScotch

ScotchAndMoreScotch — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:14:01 +0000

ya it is. from teh giant robot fish episode.

By: kitteh mommee

kitteh mommee — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:13:42 +0000

Teho ewez sew funneh dats ewe makez mah milk comez owt mah noes when I wer can hassin mah seereuhl

By: leaf

leaf — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:57:20 +0000

version 1: the wooden years, or “put some joints in so i kin bend me legs!”

By: salleh

salleh — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:57:11 +0000

wel sumwun haz to sai it………butt dat is suches a beautimus kitteh…….wif hiz clee whyte bib…….an teh lobberly floofie coat…….

iz nawt kwite 7 ina mawrnin heer, ai iz cheerful butt nawt too brite ina mawrnin… dis best ai can do dis eerli

mawnin, good mawrnin awl !!!!!!

By: Tribble

Tribble — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:53:15 +0000

Katgradulationz on de “TOP SPOT” Samuel.
Eye sings meye favoright pyrate songz fur u.

Yo ho, Yo ho a pirate’s life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot,
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.

By: SJ

SJ — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:34:30 +0000

Taht’s how ai feel tudai. Stoopie jetlag. Hoo tuk mai brane? I can has it bak plz?