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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Termites: DO NOT WANT.
Ewe nawt sekkind whut furstee danz ewe wantz?
Iz der a pegleg dans?
AARRRGGGG
a yo ho ho an a bottul ov rum!
a pirates lyfe fur mi!
* swings frum imaganary rope tied tew imaganary mast *
berry nice furstee danz princess mu, ai thinks da imaganary rope as mast wuz nise tuch an now Samuel not needz a poosh pleez cuz him can has rope.
*poosh* : )
Great dans princess mu!!1
Drink & teh duvvel had dun 4 teh rest
Yoh ho ho & a bottul ob rum.
Ooooooohhhhhh…
whut do we do wif a drunkn saylor,
whut do we do wif a drunkn saylor,
whut do we do wif a drunkn saylor erlee in teh mornin?
He can has taste of teh Captn’s Daughter? (not as naughty as it sounds!)
Pud hem nna longggbot wf a runnnin bowlin
Pud hem nna longggbot wf a runnnin bowlin
Pud hem nna longggbot wf a runnnin bowlin
Earrrlie n de mawning
I thikd it wuz heve hem by teh leg wid a runnnin bowlin?
or waz it pud im in teh longgbott til he sober?
Or mebe I just tottly rong. why i commmment NE ways -__-
Katgradulationz on de “TOP SPOT” Samuel.
Eye sings meye favoright pyrate songz fur u.
Yo ho, Yo ho a pirate’s life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot,
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.
‘n rilly bad eggz… drink up, me harteez, yo ho!
Elizabeth!
Quick, hide de rum!!
(Yez, Yez, eye no i’m brekin de lionz rule.)
Rum al goned. Sry.
But whai haz de rum goned?
Also, dis an’ de caerbannog bunneh are the funniest lols on dis site, in my opinnion. If you azk tewmorreh, dat may changes.
shivvvvr me timbrrrs!
yarr me hearties tis a fine set o’gams to be shurrr
aye,rum an beegorrah- u r rite Teho,wate jus rum plz,kthxbai
kitteh pourz tew glassez uf rum fur hemm an Teho an goes tew privut plaz
could sumwun poosh me klosa to tabel?
furstee danz ees berry hard when ewe has leggz das wuudden.
Samuel can has sumbuddy tuh poosh him rownd da floor plz?
Fambly Guy reference FTW! http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_fg7_3.jpg
SHAMUS!!!!!
an me mothrr was………IN PAIN aftur tihs birth!
Dis cat model not done yet
may bee butt I juzt LATHE how da legs is TURNING out.
you make fun of me – i glare at you
Kaptun Cat sez “Ur Cheezburgers or ur lifez”
Rocko’s Modern Life reference FTW.
dis remynds mi of a joke my bruver onct told me…
we was sailing off de coast of borneo, me and me mates
a-whaling we was
and we had hooked a big one…
blah blah blah
terns out tis a shark and de kitty loses body parts…
maybi dis kitteh is part of davy jones crew???
we can meetz johnny depp???
shiver mii timbers…
If kitteh is part of davy jones croo, werez hims barnakles?
uh mebbeh kittehz barnakles ees en pryvut playc
Hee pollyshd dem awf!!
Geddit?!!
Noh?
… wel I bee goiyn naow … eempawtunt fings I muz be doiyn … ova heya sumweya … kthxbai …
Mebbee kitteh purrfurrs tentakuls oar see erchun spayns. An wunts to leev himz barnakles owta tihs.
johnny depp can shiver me timbers NEtimes.
prepair to meet mai… uh… mostly blunt ends
Bionik Kitteh… On a VEREH tite bujit.
yes kitteh ees froogel wiff bujjit cuz heez hoominz r havvin hard tymez, pour kitteh, mebbeh we awl can has chairitty case uf cheeseburgerz sent tew heem.
wood u b mai step-father?
Oar mai stepladdr?
Or mai stepstool?
Ppppppfffffffffttttt!
My fadda was a pussy willow tree, but i wuz with this fambly since i wuz a lil catkin.
Great one, leaf!
ty, cratz
Dis, I believes, iz Family Guy refrenz. Duz anyone cuncr…conkurr…agrees wif me?
Family Guy is win.
Yes, it is
Glenn Quagmire: So, were you, like, in an accident or what?
Seamus (has wooden legs and arms): No, me father was a tree.
ya it is. from teh giant robot fish episode.
Yes, it’s from the “A Fish Out of Water” episode of Family Guy.
Glenn Quagmire: So, were you, like, in an accident or what?
Seamus (man with wooden legs and wooden arms): No, me father was a tree.
I got nothing…but I can jus heer Mr. Krabbs voyce form Spongebob saying dis capshun…I noes, I watches waaaaayyy 2 mush chilrun’s telebision!
I always smile at the pictures and then start laughing out loud when reading the comments. I’ve got to stop looking at this site at work. My co-workers think I’m losing it–just staring at my computer laughing.
oh hai meester doktur sir you can has readdingz on lol cats site, ewe juss hasta tells cowerkers ewez havvin laff therappeez
Dat luk like Ms. Doktur 2 me. *waves* oh hai, welkum, Dr. Ragan. Wut kind of doktur is u? We has teh vets here, and teh PhDs. I is PhD in Stoopy Hyoomanities.
oh hai stoopy hyoomanities doktur I is vetwinairry teknishin
kitteh apologeez u r mamz or sirz plz? peetchur twe smoll. Ksrrythxbai
Cap’n Pegleg Joe says “that ar nawt be mah favrit song arrr! it be goin leik dis! ‘16 hoomans on a ded one’s chest a-yo ho ho and a bottle o rums!’” ^^ happy turkeh day, yes?
Oh Kay, Monorail Dog an eye iz tired uff dis gaymes. Wuz phun, butz plz tu bring bak ower legs now!
Hello??
Wherz u guyz go??
Wood sum wun push mee tu mi breakfazt?
Wii nebber gonna pla dis gamz again wit u!
Mom!!
lols i just pikchured teh following call frum kitteh to monorayl dog…
“o ai see. runnin’ awai, eh? YU YELLOH [JERK]. come bak heer an take wut’s commin’ to yu! ai’ll byte yur legs off!!!!1!!!1!”
monorail cat is offline for service
sawhorse cat is still in prototyping phase
sry, i see teh boldtaliks an jus cant hep masef
Furst Jennurrayshun
Byawnnik Kitteh habz sum
unekkspekkted flawz
Jack.
version 1: the wooden years, or “put some joints in so i kin bend me legs!”
cowch kitteh n goggie has awl teh nuther sleepspots n dis stoolie awl taht wuz left. not gushee. not cumfee. not happee. plottn rvenj.
IKEA cat is wrongly delivered
an sumwheer elss in da werld iz a vewwy odd lewkkin stewl.
…wandrin rownd, bumpin into fings, serchin in vayn fr its uper haff
Taht’s how ai feel tudai. Stoopie jetlag. Hoo tuk mai brane? I can has it bak plz?
u prolly cant has brayn. at leest til toozdai. (hush, hush…)
not urs.
Iz too mien. Luk, haz mai naem awn. Gimme.
okays u can has brayn naow.
is ikky pleh.
Teho ewez sew funneh dats ewe makez mah milk comez owt mah noes when I wer can hassin mah seereuhl
http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#MWHID
and “stewl” conjured up a berry different image in mai mynd.
i iz sik!
wel sumwun haz to sai it………butt dat is suches a beautimus kitteh…….wif hiz clee whyte bib…….an teh lobberly floofie coat…….
iz nawt kwite 7 ina mawrnin heer, ai iz cheerful butt nawt too brite ina mawrnin… dis best ai can do dis eerli
mawnin, good mawrnin awl !!!!!!
OMG HOU KOOD NE1 BEE SO KREWEL!!!11!
Kuttin teh legz oaf a kitteh jst 2 maek a funnee pickchewer!
i nevr thot of it dat wai.
hmm, i stil nots.
K, juss one moar coat of shellack on that old stool and it be good as new. Now where I put that stool? Oh hai kitteh. You seen mai stool? Why u looking so pissy anywai?
De goggie frum Monorail Dog, tooked de “wet shellack” sign awai, becauz de kitteh tooked de “wet paint” sign awai frum be bench. Dey b evenz now.
So dis why kittehs likes to climb trees. Iz hanky-panky goin’ on!
Lookie Stool pidgeon cat.
I am overflowing this stool – I can have bigger one?
i iz diggin teh simpsons refrince ^^
mai fave ritz
tiz Seamus the Sea Captain from Family Guy..look him up
Tree-spawn kitteh: Teh mows suspectz nuthin…
-clop clop clop clop clop clop-
Mows: OH NOES! -run-
Tree-spawn kitteh: I WILL NEVAR FURGIV MAH FATHR!!!!!111
MAH NAEM IZ SOO! HAO DU U DU!!!
Holy Crap!!! What a great Family Guy reference!!!!! LOL!!
Father was a son of a birch
Curse you, I was gonna say somethin’ like that!
Somne of mah favritts: Krackin up at “Bionic kitteh..on very tight budgitt”!
Also likes “Ikea cat is wrongly delivered”
“mousie suspects nothing ” !
an sevril others.
Mah sujjestyuns before i sawz theese bettr onez: “Is not Tank Cat. Is Imperial Walker cat, furst prototype.” [old Star Warz ennyone?]
Or, “Monorail Cat on lift for repair of underkerridge.” [hung round too menny car shopz in childhood
]
Dhos R both berry guid 2.
RedNeck Monorail Cat is on bloks in yourz yard
10/10 + 1 for the Family Guy reference
lol!
badass family guy reference!
one of my fave quotes actually
“…And thats how i got mah woodin nose!”
“Well, thats a perty gewd story, but let me tell yoo how I lost these fore babys!”
-I got this idea from a Far Side comic!