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Me father wuz a tree

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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kitteh mommee

Ewe nawt sekkind whut furstee danz ewe wantz?

orangekittehservant

Iz der a pegleg dans?

princess mu

AARRRGGGG

a yo ho ho an a bottul ov rum!

a pirates lyfe fur mi!

* swings frum imaganary rope tied tew imaganary mast *

kitteh mommee

berry nice furstee danz princess mu, ai thinks da imaganary rope as mast wuz nise tuch an now Samuel not needz a poosh pleez cuz him can has rope.

 
 
orangekittehservant

Great dans princess mu!!1

 
paws4thot

Drink & teh duvvel had dun 4 teh rest
Yoh ho ho & a bottul ob rum.

 
 
Nika

Ooooooohhhhhh…
whut do we do wif a drunkn saylor,
whut do we do wif a drunkn saylor,
whut do we do wif a drunkn saylor erlee in teh mornin?

Anon!

He can has taste of teh Captn’s Daughter? (not as naughty as it sounds!)

 
 
 
 
Tribble

Katgradulationz on de “TOP SPOT” Samuel.
Eye sings meye favoright pyrate songz fur u.

Yo ho, Yo ho a pirate’s life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot,
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.

wrongobongo

‘n rilly bad eggz… drink up, me harteez, yo ho!

Tribble

Elizabeth!

Quick, hide de rum!!

(Yez, Yez, eye no i’m brekin de lionz rule.)

Beth

But whai haz de rum goned?

Also, dis an’ de caerbannog bunneh are the funniest lols on dis site, in my opinnion. If you azk tewmorreh, dat may changes.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Teho

yarr me hearties tis a fine set o’gams to be shurrr

kitteh mommee

aye,rum an beegorrah- u r rite Teho,wate jus rum plz,kthxbai
kitteh pourz tew glassez uf rum fur hemm an Teho an goes tew privut plaz

 
 
 
Inigo

could sumwun poosh me klosa to tabel?

 
kitteh mommee

furstee danz ees berry hard when ewe has leggz das wuudden.
Samuel can has sumbuddy tuh poosh him rownd da floor plz?

 
 
karen

an me mothrr was………IN PAIN aftur tihs birth!

 
Ramlyburger Cat

Dis cat model not done yet

kitkay

may bee butt I juzt LATHE how da legs is TURNING out.

 
 
 
Ramlyburger Cat

Kaptun Cat sez “Ur Cheezburgers or ur lifez”

 
Pembroke

Rocko’s Modern Life reference FTW.

 
dogbotherer

dis remynds mi of a joke my bruver onct told me…

we was sailing off de coast of borneo, me and me mates
a-whaling we was
and we had hooked a big one…
blah blah blah
terns out tis a shark and de kitty loses body parts…

maybi dis kitteh is part of davy jones crew???
we can meetz johnny depp???
shiver mii timbers…

starling

If kitteh is part of davy jones croo, werez hims barnakles?

kitteh mommee

uh mebbeh kittehz barnakles ees en pryvut playc

 
sawa

Hee pollyshd dem awf!!

Geddit?!!

Noh?

… wel I bee goiyn naow … eempawtunt fings I muz be doiyn … ova heya sumweya … kthxbai …

 
woodchuck

Mebbee kitteh purrfurrs tentakuls oar see erchun spayns. An wunts to leev himz barnakles owta tihs.

 
 
doctorcat

johnny depp can shiver me timbers NEtimes. :twisted:

 
 
invisible commenter

prepair to meet mai… uh… mostly blunt ends

 
Beanie

Bionik Kitteh… On a VEREH tite bujit.

kitteh mommee

yes kitteh ees froogel wiff bujjit cuz heez hoominz r havvin hard tymez, pour kitteh, mebbeh we awl can has chairitty case uf cheeseburgerz sent tew heem.

 
 
 
leaf

My fadda was a pussy willow tree, but i wuz with this fambly since i wuz a lil catkin.

 
 
Badger

Dis, I believes, iz Family Guy refrenz. Duz anyone cuncr…conkurr…agrees wif me?

Brodiefurpants

Family Guy is win.

 
USAFGirl

Yes, it is :)

Glenn Quagmire: So, were you, like, in an accident or what?
Seamus (has wooden legs and arms): No, me father was a tree.

 
ScotchAndMoreScotch

ya it is. from teh giant robot fish episode.

 
Megan

Yes, it’s from the “A Fish Out of Water” episode of Family Guy.

Glenn Quagmire: So, were you, like, in an accident or what?
Seamus (man with wooden legs and wooden arms): No, me father was a tree.

 
 
Sabrina

I got nothing…but I can jus heer Mr. Krabbs voyce form Spongebob saying dis capshun…I noes, I watches waaaaayyy 2 mush chilrun’s telebision!

 
Dr. Ragan

I always smile at the pictures and then start laughing out loud when reading the comments. I’ve got to stop looking at this site at work. My co-workers think I’m losing it–just staring at my computer laughing.

kitteh mommee

oh hai meester doktur sir you can has readdingz on lol cats site, ewe juss hasta tells cowerkers ewez havvin laff therappeez

doctorcat

Dat luk like Ms. Doktur 2 me. *waves* oh hai, welkum, Dr. Ragan. Wut kind of doktur is u? We has teh vets here, and teh PhDs. I is PhD in Stoopy Hyoomanities.

kitteh mommee

oh hai stoopy hyoomanities doktur I is vetwinairry teknishin

 
 
 
 
kitteh mommee

kitteh apologeez u r mamz or sirz plz? peetchur twe smoll. Ksrrythxbai

 
thestral

Cap’n Pegleg Joe says “that ar nawt be mah favrit song arrr! it be goin leik dis! ‘16 hoomans on a ded one’s chest a-yo ho ho and a bottle o rums!’” ^^ happy turkeh day, yes?

 
Tribble

Oh Kay, Monorail Dog an eye iz tired uff dis gaymes. Wuz phun, butz plz tu bring bak ower legs now!

Hello??

Wherz u guyz go??

Wood sum wun push mee tu mi breakfazt?

Wii nebber gonna pla dis gamz again wit u!

Mom!!

invisible commenter

lols i just pikchured teh following call frum kitteh to monorayl dog…

“o ai see. runnin’ awai, eh? YU YELLOH [JERK]. come bak heer an take wut’s commin’ to yu! ai’ll byte yur legs off!!!!1!!!1!”

 
stend

monorail cat is offline for service

Teho

sawhorse cat is still in prototyping phase

sry, i see teh boldtaliks an jus cant hep masef

 
 
 
Jack Deth

Furst Jennurrayshun
Byawnnik Kitteh habz sum
unekkspekkted flawz

Jack.

leaf

version 1: the wooden years, or “put some joints in so i kin bend me legs!”

 
 
KittehLurve

cowch kitteh n goggie has awl teh nuther sleepspots n dis stoolie awl taht wuz left. not gushee. not cumfee. not happee. plottn rvenj.

 
reba

IKEA cat is wrongly delivered