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FIRST!?
omg i never be’d first!
We trai tu avoyd sayin teh F werd rownd heer. Dat’s Y yoo is gettin lo voats.
butt we can still dants!!!
wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
shake, shake, shake
[eet mah friez]
wiggle, mwiffle, meiggel
[swaller]
shake, shake, shake
sry – dinner AND dantzing tonite…
wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
[slug-slug-slug-slug. hey! 2 mutch ice!!]
shake…
Friez and a shake! That’s very delishus.
I can haz friez wif dat shaek?
I kan haz cheezbrgr?
souns liek a date: dinner n dansing.
ibk, u r jest teh nisest kitteh rond heer….. (well wunb of teh BERRY nisest)
i’z sowwee fur dee F-ing. i was too inkweduluss dat it akually happnd. tanks for teh danses! ^__^
no moar F-werd,
gots it.
ailruob- aielorpoh- *dang!*
a-i-l-o-r-u-p-h-i-l-e, iz okeh!! ennybuddy hu lurve kittehs iz okeh, an u dint knowes bout da f-wurd.
*schmoo*
A hug for itteh,
and a dance for ailoruphile!
ohai!!
{{{{kafleen}}}} i hasnt sawded u 4 wile. i finks we heer at da diffrent times…
i knows i telled u i wurk 4 helf inshurints. wun ob mah wurk-frenz wuz mading meh laff (funneh caffeter storeh) an i membered stends funneh girle bits glow stikk storeh. she wuz laffin so hard.
dere bee so menny postes r GOLDEN. i meens TREASSURE. an dere bee golden frenzships. an i meens TREASSURE-SHIPS!
woodchuck
i supportz yur right ta say first as mach as joo want
after awll, joo iz, an it’s purrfectly okeedokee ta be
tickled pink abowt it !!
so, i hope joo wure pink an glowie awll ober !!!
I ‘grees, I getz awl extited wen I makz da topz 10! s’ok iffen yuz didn naow. We naow pounces on u.
Iz berri happi fur u
wud dans butzs at da 1:30ams wuld probly fall on face..
been off in klass arguing APA style wif team maties whoz don eben spel chek…..
momcat
Saiyn “Furst” iz fyne; iz bein furst an nawt sayin NEting elz iz a prawblum.
woot!
portable kittun!!1! WANT!!1!
i be moar xpensif than iphone, tho.
u haz creditz?
ikitteh is moar funz to plai wif than ipod, iphone, or igoggie.
iGoggie?
iLolz!
I google
I gaggle
Eyegoggles
Eyes googley
but iGoggie?
Teh googles….dey duz nuffin.
U know… goggiez. Teh big slurpy barky bad-sniffy not so graysefull annymaulz. Goggiez.
so what u haz here is I-Moggie?
iz twoo-
had kidzo las yer whooz hadz liddli ‘lectronic igoogie…… goes “woof woof” hangs awn keychainz az I recall. Lubs goggies, but dis sorta lame…..
momcat
iKitteh iz no az sensituv, no neadz 2 wipez teh fass awl teh tiem, esp. aftur puttin iKitteh cloas 2 ur fass foar teh yoosin. can dropz 1x iz oaky, no dammuj dun hear, butt dunno abowt 2x or 3x.
oOoOoO so tru!!1!
but no drop plz, ktnxbai.
Awl kitinz iz pawtibull – iz dizzyne feecha. Poblum iz dat in laytah lyfe sum kittehs fawgetz dat dey iz noh lonngah pawtibull nuff to fit in teeny pokkit, az dey nao way twenneefree powns. Deez kittehs jump frum grayte hite onto unsuc… onsuz… hoomins hoo werent spectin it. Teh owchie an teh red faysiz in merjensee roomz.
Hoominvet: Plz splain how yew haz lawng scritchies daown yr bak. Wuz yew nvolved in sum sikantwizted sekshual pursyoot?
Hoomin: Um…noh – Admiral Floofytraowsiz lawnched sneekatak frum top uv stares wen Ai kaym owt uv teh shower.
Hoominvet: Ah, nuf sed. Ai jes put down “uneksplained kitteh injooree,” shall Ai?
Hoomin: Es plz. Kthxbai.
It happinz, peepul – it happinz.
an leeds 2 unesplayned injuriehs 2 da clothings. like wai ur pokkits iz comin orf awll ur shurts… cause 20 pouns kitteh crawl inside 2 poun pokkit….
Dis be hapnen wiht mai cuzzin’s kids. Kids is baby gotes. Baby gotes like to sit in lap. Jump up on lapz when babies thn doan relize when billy gotes dey 2 big n try n jump on lapz when compnies come. Owchie.
Ai sau pitcher ub guy holding foal in lap. AI haddawunder if foal wud trai to ged in hiz lab when grone.
Acshullee, sm hawsie teechers hab rool – f u dond wan hawsie du it wen big, dun ledhim du it wen small, no madder how kyoot. (Stuff laik biding, reering n pawing air wen he sees u, udder tings. Ai tink gud rool, becuz hawsie can be verry dangrus, as well as lozza fun.
lozza fun tings b daynjruss
Yez. Ai hab BEEEEG stell- salli –Boy horze wiff all Hiz harlblz n He finks iz k 2 snorgle in Lapz. Onlee Hed fitz nao, but hee liez daown in lapz, snorglz mom, sukz mai shoo. Hubbee sez is verrree DO NAWT WANT. I fink iz coooote.
Admiral Floofytraowsiz – grate name!!!!
i wantz alsew! dis bee de kyootest kitteh!
that is the itty bittiest kitty iz evr seen!
Itz gots a big haid fur such a bittiest kitteh.
….an liddle armz, an himz nawt sher jess hao wel dis plan wuz thot froo.
LOL. Meet the Robinsons FTW.
Iz gud n kyoot moovee. I lieks.
he es membah of itty-bitty kitty cluhb?
mach bettah dan beeing member ob dee othur club
doncha fink ?!??!?
lol !!
He iz actin chaircat of Itty Bitty Kitty committee.
K…gots to wonder…is it kitteh or is it photo shop? Hed looks …odd…
Almost haz to be bodyless…
finks r reel, ah can seez teh lil armz n feetses in teh pokkit
mai kiddi waz dis liddli whenz we gotz him frum vet. himz fitzez in my bafrobe pokkit. Soooo kyooot! Himz big floofy kiddi naow.
himz hadz badd bebe xperience (waz dumpsta kiddi) himz nawt so snoggley. Himz kinda standoffish kyoot naow…..
momcat
SO MUCH AWESUM!!!
SO MUCH WIN!
AND YET, SO LITTLE SIZE!!!
lolz
Yoo builded this pokkit on your shert just for me? I will nebber leeve yoor side.
OH. MAH. GAWD..
*SPLORT*
kleenup in aiylll free!
ai tuk wun luk at teh litty bittty kitteh an thot to miselv……oh mi yesss, tshi wil be a buzy nite……….CCC heer, heerz ur CHRG (wdoi) an sum choklit, an a blankie, cause teh n ites r gettin cold……
an excuses me for a minnut while I mopz up ur branes…………
Der r u feelin ani bedder??????
habv sum moar choklit
wate tills u sawded hao mah hart sploded…. still gotz a beeg pane in da shest. i finks i popped a hart-string….
oh hai salleh-
been finkin bout u. whatza doin fur da beeg T day? Gascat, fishykitty, & I stucks here in da colorodeos. Beeg Bad insuranc compani spoose wuks fur- puts himz on call frum fursday to awl nexti week.
no fambli here- sorta loneli….
wez culd hab innernets parti! (so much easir to kleen up den da reel wuns…)
wez stuk heres xmas too. BBI let spoose take xmas week off BUT putz himz on call week b4 an week afer. No wais to go hom in Orygun in dat muches tim….
**sigh****
feeln sry fur selves. Mus go snorgle googie (kiddi sleepn on da gascats hed…)
momcat
dats wen ai du cummunty serviss stuffs. lots ob nuther peepl needs helps at hollydais. fills da emptee hole insied 2.
I agreez. I luvs shoppin 4 toyz 4 shelter boyzandgurz, and on fridee am driving three hunnnred milz to bring low-income frend new (to her) ‘puter and her naybor (oldlaydee wif meen kidz who ignore her) new (to her) teevee. Whoo new Santa drivz a rented Hunday?
fank u fur da ideaz zski,n khl.
weiz useded du dat in da pootland. Still figurin fings out here in da Louisville. ‘parently ourz churchz dosen due ani cummunity seviss (I gibs dem break, deh teeny tiny collage churc) zo weiz hab twos figgur outs hao to doos itz heer.,
kyoot stori-
las xmas, fishykitty (she kyoot liddle 10 yerz old wif da beeg blu eyes and da long blonde hare den) collecteded awl herz coin box n got sum oranjes n candies. Madez bout 10 paper bagz fur the no home peeps. She n dadz wen two da downtown pootland where da no home peeps are an she passeded out hers bags. Peeps lubed it! She got huggz n snorgles!berry kool az shez berry tightee fisted! -But shez wurries bout peeps n wurld…..
momcat
n moar *splort*!
Kleeynup in ail tenz!
Geez, messee dai todai.
iz mai portable kitteh, in case of kyootness mergencies. i can haz kyootness whenever mah bossez needs to die. i can schnorgle him to save me from teh prizonz!
<<<<>>>>
Dat ain’t empeetree pwayer holder. Iz kitteh holder.
How dat kitteh got so smallish?
It wer born taht wai – just a cupple ob dais agoe, bye teh luk ob tings!
Ad a cupple dais, dey hab der eyz glood shut, and dey luk kinda laik micees. Naut laik dis. Ai suspeks sumpin ai donwanna sai, beuz iz kyoot.
Prolly towmorro pokket will gotted too smallish, an kitteh only beable to put his bak foots into teh lovvely pokkut.
^^^Umm…I noe I put the wurd “THUD” in therez. Wher’d it goez?
htmlzness prbly eated it
i sowwee for ur losses
HTMLzness iz nawt nootrishus oar delishus! O_o
duz dis pokkit make me look fat?
HUNY I SHRUNK TEH KITTENZ!
Dis pozr b a mumoareeyul fr teh mehnee peepul huz hedz asploded frum teh kyoot an teh tainee.
An awn dat noet.
::ASPLODE!!!1!!1!::
kleenup in aiyly faw!
CCC heer, ok LOLDemon, heerz iz nice drinkie and sum choklit an a blankie
an ur new CHRG (wdoi) an sum duktaep, cause taht kitteh iz sew cyute taht u might n eed teh glub agin…
noaw u feelin ani bedder?????
ai hab a feelin teh CCC iz neededed in sum odder ile too!!!!
Fank u, salleh. U iz kaind an helpfol perzon.
Evreewun b shur tu taek x-tra purrrkawshunz wen vyoowin kyootness dis tainee.
sum 1 run & get the CCC………bizzy nite a hed.
I getz it!
*SPLORT*
…..oh darn…..
kleenup in aiyl fibe!!
CCC heer ai waz obber der in ile too, oh hai Darrkwolf ! heer letz me hep u wif dis CHRG (wdoi) shood hep contane teh branez u gotz left…… (dint meen anifing personal bout taht) an heerz sum nise choklit an a blankie an a nise drinkie too.
*mopmopmopmopmopmopmopmop*
puff puff puff puff puff
hey !! aniwun else round heer,
ai fink we needz a bakup CCC, oar a warnin maybee a siren oar sumfin wen dey gonna put a kitteh dat cyute up ….
we gonna hab heds slportin awl obber teh placise tonit……..
Fenk yew, Salleh. Iz mush bettur naoh.
*noms no choklit, shnorgles teh blankie an sippies teh nies drinkie.*
Backup CCC, reportin fur doody, sir! I wil patrol the iles fur furder hedsplorts, sir!
look owt kitteh! Dat shirt’s an Izod! krokadyle iz wantin to eet you!
pokt pu$$y
you’re doing it wrong
hm. i fink iz funneh. butt sumhaos i nawt laffin…
HA!! nao i noes! should say: ur doin it rong.
-Alert- -Alert-
Cat too cute. Cuteness has set off the Emergency Kitten system. Please put on safety gear and take shelter. Thank you.
plz to be halpin uz – teh kyoot, iz too much. Mai eyz – dey burn!!!!!
U mus be noo here. Us allus purrtects rselfs wif teh floofy swim caps or chikkin hed rubber gluvs on r heds to contain teh cutenis-indoosed spaloshuns. Emergencie chikkin hed rubber gluvs wif drawrings on dem r availibble frum teh Cyute Crash Cart, teh ICHC emergencie vehikle.
But ware is teh CCC crew tonite? Teh sploded hed recobery room is gonna be crowdeded.
I tink teh CCC crew done splorted alreddy.
Teh cyoot–u could be da next victim.
Backup CCC here! Here be sum soothing compresses fur yur burning eyeses. Now hab sum choklitz… here… wait, I furgot joo has compresses on yur eyeses. Hol yur hand out an I will put teh choklits in it. OK, now here iz a nise warm blankie. Put yur feetses up on dis here feetstool. Dere now, iz dat all bettah? Now joo jus relax, I leave a chicken-hed rubber glub on teh side table fur joo. Plz to put it on befoar viewing any moar pikchoors. An joo holler ifn joo needs ennyting else.
Sorree, mai daddy went to teh rainbow bridj n ai haznt been heer wid teh CCC. Mus fank Salleh for doin such gud werk. Ai waz hopin dat Cheez N Tofu wud not muv dis to front payj til ai gots back. Aiz nots fullee back yets – prollee tmorroe.
So sorry to hear of your loss, ManfredMom. Hugs to you and your family.
sorry to hear about your loss MM, especially at this time of year. It can be very, very hard…
keep in touch with us. We will tell CC to send you peace and tranquility.
BEEEEG innernetz hug- momcat
I sew sry abut yr daddy. Ur in mai thots n praers.
*Iz mai nawt sekund post heer. Hope mai lolspeak iz OK.*
{{{{hugs to MM}}}}
Welkum hobbsiecat, ur lolspeak luks ok to mee!
Fank u, SJ. Iz bin lerking fur awile cuz Iz shi, butt all teh ICHC peeps ar sew naic, I wunted tu joyn in. Iz b brav . . . not skerrded tu post now! Kthxbai.
I’m sorry to hear about your dad MM.
He’s in a better place. My thoughts are with you.
Sending heartfelt condolences your way, MM. Also hearts and stars from my house to all of you at your house. Pops are special people in our lives.
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Oh, MM. (((((hugs))))) I’m so sorry for your loss.
MM, so sorry for your loss. My daddy is in the hospital today and even though the dr. says he should be OK, we’re worried. He’s 93 and never been sick before.
Good thoughts and prayers going your way. I hope your daddy liked kitties and puppies. There’s lots of them to play with at the Rainbow Bridge.
Sry, not much in the mood for lolspeak today. I revert to my native tongue.
DC- mai daddy waz 93, too. AT that age, u awlways worry. Hopes he gets better soon!
manfred mom, i so sry 2 heers bout ur daddeh. we nebber wants 2 lets dem go, i finks – no matter hao old dey gets. {{{{manfred mom}}}} i so sry. we lurves u heer, so we glad u backs. u getz manny hugs an smoos – den slowleh ur hart getts betterer. **mm**
Quickly! We needs many chicken hed rubber glubs (with a drawin on it) STAT. It r a kyoot oberload!
oh no I lefted my glubs at the offis!!!
Mi hed!!!
i sees lotsa cute kitties, but this is one of the kyootestest!!
>>SPLORT<<
ai sware…. ai dint reed dis far…….grate mines fink alike…….heer ai brot wun ob teh CCC z wif me………(an noticex if u wil taht ai am modling tonite a loberly fuchia cap wif floofy flowrz on teh side.)
*kwikli countz teh CHRG on teh cart…….*
ai fink we jest mite maek it, ifn we don needaz too miny extraz…..
*taeks deep breff*
let teh SLPORTIN commence!!!!!!
Oh, oh, teh KEWT!!!! Kwik ober heer wit teh CCC or teh TTT if dat is neerer – I is in danger of mai hed splod….
SPLORT!!!!!!
Tu late.
*runs arownd wiv bloo bukket an mop*
*is attaked bai lolrus*
*luses bukket*
Kleeynup survus temprarly sasp … sespu … not dere for a beet.
Backup CCC here! I has fooled teh lolrus– instead of bukkit, I has plastic dish-washin basin!
Mop mop mop
squish squish squish
Awl cleen!
Oh, sry starling. Here, let me disin… disni… clean yur woonds. Now sum triple antibionic… antiboi… anti germ ointment, and a bandij.
Gotta go! Other kewt victims await!
anudder interspeesee pet. wate til u c teh resst uv teh “kataroo”!!!
Dey iz onwee teh size ov a thimbowl wen tehy r borned.
I sawz dem on teh Nashunal Catagrafic Shannel.
butt wat R deh calleded? iah needs 2 google
It SHOULD read:
Iz n ur pokkitz
stealin ur kondums
:p
Lets git SMALL!!
If u kin clime insied dis baluun….
Steve Martin reference FTW!!!
I nue sumbunnee wud getz it.
funnie, ai feel teh urge to tappy danse awl of a suddun.
*tappity tappity tappity tappity
tappity tappity tappity tappity*
fank u fank u, ai’ll bee heer awl week
U can haz happy feetz!
1 pill maeks u larger n
1 pill maeks u smawl.
Guess we noes which 1 dis kitteh ated.
Kudda ben wersez……kudda ben teh red pill oar teh bloo pill….
Jefferson Airplane !!!!!!! allus did lub taht sawng
There is a music group called Collide, an industrial goth group, that does a rather fascinating, and somewhat hypnotic, version of that song.
Just had to step out of lolspeak for that one.
yah butt, y gotta admitz Grace Slick,, hoooo she cood singz taht sawg prrrrety gud……an teh sawng itselv iz writed in teh key ob hipnawtic……
Dat troo!
I iz fashunibble!
Ai iz fasshun aksessoree! Kitteh coms wit teh machin shoos an hanbag!
Fashun nibble? O_o
How to avoid paying extra airline fare for transporting your pet…
Pooter unner seet = $0
Emptee kitteh carrier unner seet = $0
Kitteh in carrier unner seet = $50 – $100
Fankoo fur flying RipOffs Airlynes.
I nowz call to oerder teh furst meeting of deh itty bitty kitty kommitteh. Plz kalls the rolls.
Pawkit?
*gaspses*
i can has mah own kommitteh?? dis be dreem comed tru!!! fank u, misseh!!
i guess u nawt liek princess leia
nope. i duznt ware da cinnonom rolls ober mah eers.
nawt in dis crowd aniwai, peeple wood be nom nom noming them off ur eerz four u new it….
Iz a itteh bitteh kitteh! Nao we noes wot she luks lyk – hiya Itteh Bitteh! Next we cee Stend an Teho an awl teh odder reglar peeps! Luk owts fore an amber cullored cat…!
I awayz fot dat IBK wuz teh kyoot, naoh we noez!
But, der B skawwy pikshur uv meen wolfie on teh botez paij….dat nawt me.
I iz floofy an fwenwy wolfie.
Darrkwolff, teh fwenwy wolff
Teh fwenwyest wolff u no!
Teh goggies mite luk at em wif fwite,
Butts teh kittehz awl lub em so!
Dis iz full uv much win an awsum! U iz gud peeps, Romeow. Fenk yew! Ur much awsum sawng maed meh grinz an lolz.
Glad Aye cud bringz a smile to ur floofy wolfie face.
Aye cant git teh Darrkwolff earwurm outta mah hed.
Ennyfing fur a fren.
**ambercat** an **darkwolffeh**
u so funneh an so kyewt an so nice 2 mehs!!
i keeps bofe eyses peelt 4 amber kitteh an frenzleh wolffeh.
i can onleh imaaaaagine whuts luks like mah teho an mah stend… k. OUR teho an OUR stend. i can shares. [sigh]
IBk, u iz shweet peepz, wif teh nise kawmints an funneh sayinz. U iz full of teh win an awsum, dezerbing uv much snorgles an shmooz.
*blush* aw gee… fanks, darkwolffeh.
*heddbump*
i fink you guys be needin a room
just kidding!
I luf the luv
corse we needs a ruum, shera vet. dats whut i benn sayin. we needs a ruum 2 has – - –
get reddeh = = =
KONVENSHUN!!! las begas wud bees nice……
Los Begus konbenshun of Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Komitteez!
oar a ICHC conbenshun.!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHH !!!! jest like teh uhm , wat, oh yea, teh Star Trek peeplez !!!!!!!
woodn’t taht be a hoot ???????
Eye lubs de Star Trek konvenshonz!
Eye wuz tinkin bout dis de udder dai. U member de show Treasure Hunters lazz year? Well at de end uf da show, awl da peoplus dat been commentingz on eet met, an haz de treasure hunt uff dere own. Dere ees a companiez dat du dat. Eye didn’t go, butz eet sounded like sew mush phun.
ICHC Convenshun – ai’m in!!! We awl gets kitteh tu taek home, rite? An caek. Udderwise ai’m nawt comin.
Eff wii awl getz de kitteh tu taek homz, den it helpz de kitteh overpop…oberpodul…de tuu meny kittehz een de worl dat don haz forever homz.
Ees mush better dan dat tcherz konvenshon dat geev owt de spyderz!
Wii can awlsew considerz haveeng eet in Hawaii? Iz haz alwaz dreamded uff gowing dere! plz,plz,plz?
Ha wai yee wud werk for me tu. Ai can has muu muu? An mew mew!!
i beez an IBK two! wukin in da skool funni- Iz in da elmntary skool. Sumtims da substution techas tries to skootchez me inta da 5th grade classes!
gascat, himz ibk twoo. is funni wheen himz marchin on da football fieldss
luks lik dis ! ! ! ! _ ! ! !
makz itz ez two findz him- jus luk fur hole in line!
(oh I ded nao! bedda runnz awai afour gascat sees dis!)
momcat
“Nurmull” mayz beez “T3h
Kewwwwtest Kittenz in t3h Wurld”,
but I’z t3h smawwwwwlllest!
I haz mah oawnz Pawwkett.
Kindz ubz lyke a Bukkitt, butz
much moar cozeee-ur
My Hewmin lykez 2
keepz meh verrree cloass. Juss so
I nebburrz getz lawsst
Jack.
so sweet, jack. u rite. da hyooming wud NEBBER EBBER wants 2 loose dat preshus putteh kat…
{{jack}}
an a millyun smoos 4 behbeh kitteh.
in trufs, de hoomin keeps heems kitteh close cuz all de girl hyoomins would steels it awai frum de boy human.
stil iz berry nyze poim.
o – - yeh!! dis behbeh kitteh r xcellint chikk-magnit!! butt den she take away da kitteh, so boi gotz 2 chase her 2 gets it backs. it tern into… boi-magnit.
I sayz dis gud idea for girl. ^_^
icat
nano
model comes wiff purrrrring funckshun, rechargeable lazors and speshull head-splosun generator
pico pokkit kitteh
I can aks kweschun? Wai be it dantsing for “not second”? Aren’t EVYBODY not second? Ceptin teh one hoo IS second, ai mene.
ah… grasshopper, u can has gud kweshun…
we avoids da “f” wurd. first. ferst. furst. forst. fourst. firsty, fersty, etc. sumtimes peepels jus wanna race 2 sees hus first 2 post on da lolpic. cause lotsa complainin. so we dont use “f” wurd.
if we bean x-akt, we shud say “prier 2 sekint dantz”… butt dats just like whole lotsa wurds, an sum ob us have fangs an wiskers an longish eyebrowses an muzzels an sanndpapur tongs – just 2 hard 2 say awll dat!!
I jus sez fursty danse, less confusing. Peeps be tiptoein round Teho, who no like the word. Jus for teh lub ob Jebus, if u is eber prior to second, donut jus type in First!
['hem]
is nots teh wurd by isself i objek to, u noes. and is not juss me.
Indeedilee doodilee nayburr.
I haz no prawblem wit teh wurd furst; R maekin teh furst post oan a nu pic an jst showtin “FURST” ah haz a prawblem with.
Prsnly, ai go for “furtehst from last” tu avoid teh confewshun. But what gets peeps annoyd is nawt sayin teh “F” wurd, is just showtin “FIRST” an nuttin else. Coz annybuddy can do taht, is nawt clebber. Bein furst an comin up wit brillyunt an witty commint is cleber an will get ju teh dansin.
Or drinkies if taht is ur prefrins (is mein, genrly).
hoky doky but waht if 1 can haz drink? ok 2 B firsty then, raight? Heh heh. But ai alwys b not 2nd soz I can haz dants.
corse u can, moi!!
i finks i still shakin from da uvver dants.
well…. moar ov a kwuivver, rly…..
*sigh*
No koment. Jus kawuteness.
ok, seriously, how is this kitten so small??? its not a newborn, its eyes are open…
Margs… I know, right? Why so teeny? It’s freaking me out.
Seriously, I knew someone when I was a kid who raised miniature cats that never grew bigger than kittens. They said the secret was to put whiskey in their milk. I don’t know if it’s true or not. But their kittens never grew.
pickled kittehs…? o boi…. i just runs away 4 wile, come backs wen da smoke awll kleer…
eew!
On second look, I think this is a Photo Shop job. Look at the outline on the kitteh’s head. Not correct shadow.
fanks gourd… i dint wants 2 reed bout kitteh under influwents.
could be. I occasionally carry kitties around in my pocketses. But not on my shirt.
it could be a munchkin kitten which would give it very small legs with a normal size head, but I think the pocket is shopped on
fanks gourd agin. an fanks, shera vet.
I has no wurds for dis…..other dan whut I jus wrote an dat is not enuff.
I wants pocket pets!
Actooly, I once has teeny bebeh kitteh… her was so small, and her muzzer did not do good job feeding teh teeny one. So, we bottled teeneh kitteh, and she did okayes, but soon got veryvery sick. Tooks lotsa munnies and lotsa worry and fear for to make her all betters again. Her muzzer was onlee seben pownds, but little kitteh onlee wayed three pownds when she should have wayed six. Her was healthy, just very teenie from being so sick and her muzzer not wanting her so she had to have not so gret KMR.
Her has berry gud home naow with leetle hoomin girl and her fambly, hers is luved and smooshed and kissed and spoyled as all kittehs shuld be.
So, kittehs thiz small DO happin, but is a very scarey thing when they don’t grow. *sigh*
sownds lyke joo were a berry gud kittehslave, indeed !!
I tryed to splain why sometymes kittehs can be so teeny, so I think it got eated… did it?
It haz arriveded naw.
Iz Bein Ur Hart On Ur Sleev!!11!
nick!! dat r 2 sweet. omg. best capshun EBBER, EBBER, EBBER! i just~ uh-oh.
*aw h3ll…*
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dat were da braynes.
KA-BOOOOOOM
dat were da hart.
k.
dun.
Quick, IBK needz de CCC bad!
Iz mergenci! Shez splortted an ka-boomed awl at de sayme tyme!
Wii needz help now!
Who haz de CCC?
Whutz de numberz fur 911?
Eye tinkz wii needz tu have dittional CCC”s vailable fur awl dees mergencies.
Alsew, wii needz ICHC tu have disclimerz befour de pichers dat can cause de “splort”. (U knowz how eye am wit de disclaimerz.) Den everwun can bee preparedz, an dere be less splorting.
Backup CCC here… *puff puff puff* Here joo go, IBK. Cholitz, blankie, feetstool.
*puff puff puff* an here iz noo CHRG (wdoi), an sum duck tape jus in case.
Now I will mop up yur branes an hart. *mop mop swipe swipe*
*looks over shoulder at IBK* Uh-oh, joo iz in bad shape, mai fren. Here, has a drink. Joo like rum? Whiskey? Take it strate-up, it will make yur branes an hart gro bak fastur.
*hakk, hakk*
i nawt sure i feelin betterer, butt i feelin FINE!!1!
o boi. i likes rum.
fanks u, miss dawn an tribbel. i wuz failin fass…
nick, no prollem – u dint meened 2 killd meh – it just happent. hao cud u knowse dats where i keeps mah hart, on mah sleefe?
Iz sorreez…
I dunna meen fer mai comments to killz
I beez more carful nex time
Iz dis infahmus bohnsigh kitteh?
dis kitteh make ennybuddy sigh… *aawww*
aawwww
tiniez kitteh bettah den ipod anee dai !!
Esme kitteh update: She is mine, and home with me now after all this waiting!
She is three months old, and looks to be a black cat, except when you turn her over, she has 4 little bitty white spots. She has green eyes, and is of course, one of the cutest kittens ever seen.
She doesn’t seem scared, but she has had a long and confusing day, so she decided she wanted to take a nap behind the TV. I will take pics when she has settled in. Somehow, I don’t think the flash would be a good idea right now.
hope u canz tak pitcher soon!
ifnz haz 4 white spots maybe she be domino kiddi (naow u needz to getz da hole set!)
momcat
I iz teh iKitteh…I no need battebies. I iz fuzz poward.
AWWWWWWWW!
Kitteh Protecter, i haz it.
Pokkit purrtekshun – ai haz it!
Lookowt! Hee is armed wif de kyoot!
No armee cud resist. Dey wud awl fawl down wif da hed splorts an de hart freezes.
“Ay, sir. Secrut weppun kitteh, reporting for pockit doodee.”
AHHHHH!!! SO small!!!
Bite sized kitteh!!
*death by kute*
Iz danjeruss 2 go alone. Take dis.
hly carp! mineh-kitteh!!!
teh cuteness made meh stumbles…
(I love byoo-byoo’s! [that means cat])
evun if kitteh is photo-chop teh kyutnez iz unbelievabibble… 2 manny kyutes for mez todaze. Hed done splorted manny tymez ober. Nobuddy heer to cleen up de mez, sowwy!!!
That’s totally adorable.
cute.
AWWWWWWWW!
Took the words right out of my mouth.
that kitten sooooooo cute! it must be MINE! i love little, teny-tiny, iddy-biddy, cute kittens!! i must have!
awwwz. he’z sooo small an cute. i luvz kittehz.
OH YEA!!! tis pic is soooooooooooo kute!!!!! OMG I <3 IT!!!
i wonder whos cat it is and how old it is STOOD IS OUT!!!!
POCKET KITTEN IS NOT AMUSED
Nice pic.
Aweee~ So tiny, so cute!!
Welcum teh th world, nuborn kitteh!
welcumz teh th wurld, nuborn kitteh!
I wish i cud favourit dis 1