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I leik teh qnes wit teh cream centers.
i purrfurrs de chokalit wons.
and, where be de sprinkles??
sowwy, stepmom.
i furgut to congratulate yew on yur prior to second.
i iz not danzin. hoaw’z about a cuppa tee?
milk? lemon? sugar?
no need for scones, we gots donuts!
ohh cummon dogbotherer– give it a twirl– I help you……. *SWINGS her pardner* CRASH SPLODE SPLAT………. um sowwy……I needs to werk on my exec—eaxta…..execut….form.
)
my problem alsew – i haz de two left feetz.
i dunt trip, i regularly test to make sure grabity still werks.
dunt wanna be cawt unawares.
*danse danse spin *
But everybuddy haz rhythm on Icanhascheezburger.
No too lefs feetz here.
I do a tea dans with you dogbotherer. K?
la la la la la la la la
twirl twirl twirl
elegant dip from teh waist
twirl twirl twirl
joo r very gud at this dans yes
you can has award for elementary lemenentary gud beginners dansing
Kittehs an goggies v 2 leff feet! Awso 2 rait ones.
LOL!
yes, dey dew.
and dey danzez well.
be careful, da orange won iz pozons
a’corse de orange 1′s R poysonius–dey be leff-obber frum Hollowedeen, and deys awl rotten now!
This does not bode well for Diabettus Kitteh.
donut (pardon the pun HA) worry LCB the celing kitteh is really “Insulin Kat” in disguize.
)
That is very mistical.
Ceiling Cat mooves in misterious ways.
eedder taht oar he (oar she?) walkz awn teh rafterz……..
or tiptoes fru da twolips
u gotz twolips in ur atticz ????
If that’s troo then I donut want to know what is in addkittehz basemint!
no has basemint. Lives in Souf Teksass. Basemint wud be full uv fishes cuz water tabil hai
Basemint full of fishes? Ur cats wud be teh lukkiest cats in teh hole whirled!
deh sez all dah timez “mama when we getz basemint for fishin?” I sez u too spoilt inny way. You finish all gooshyfood before you getz fishin basemintz
Donut Cat quality cheks evry donut we makes fur ur satizfakshun
lol
ownlee de bess wuk effic owtta Donut Cat !!!
juz asks. Donut Cat comes hilee recummended !
DOh!
dis one’s minez and dis one and dis one and…..
theyz ALL MINEZ!! MINEZ!
‘cept 4 diz 1. Don wan dis 1. U can haz.
Wen I b dun.
you can has coconut frosted donut, pleh
oh maybe not
kitteh!
i sed DO NOT get on counter. not DONUT on counter.
yuz needs yur heering checked. or spotted. or tartan maybee.
speekin of gettin hearing checked, maybe some lolfriends be wundring where teh M_M has be? Well, I is sick…not know what is wrong, but ai cannot heer outof left ear, and left side of head be all hurt an throbby. Meds taht teh lolspital gives make M_M sleep for past week, and not get any better, so its back to teh lolspital dis afternoon. moar updates later maybe. Also, is not so bad aktually, get to cuddle wif kitteh all week.
Ai hopes ju is feelin bedder soon M_M an in teh meenteim teh kitteh snorgles is helpin!
M_M
hopes joo feel awll bettah reellee soon, sweetie
joo takes gud care ob jurself ans keep in touch !!
Poor bebbeh! Sounds like aheckofa infekshun in either yur sinisiz or eerz…dat will take a while to ogetz better!! Sumtimess evun after teh meds are dun it kan take a wile for yur eerz to get opened alla way….lotsa rest, lotsa ICHC!
hang in there gf
) huggerz
soww fur yur earz but nawt soww fu de snorgles wif de kitteh.
myne alwayz no when i am feelin badly and cuddles extra more-some.
add “y” to the soww
sumtimes de lolspeak is harder den real speek.
{{{{{{{M_M}}}}}}
I feels teh love, and is makey feel happy! ^_^ I luffs you guys
Pls feels beddur soonly; sending hearts and stars your way!
MM – dat sownz ICKKY!
Manee hugz an hedbumpz.
yer e. u. stations tubez is full o crap. I had same pollem an mai ear drum splorted frum it. Be very very careful. I sorry fer u. Wish i cood gib you hugz and make it not hurty.
We do no hurty dantz fer yer eer to be betterz..
hanz on eers
wriggle hipss side to side
shimmy to dah lef
shimmy to dah right
spinntwo times and let Deneel Crag gif you marteenee
I hopes u gits sum ansers frum teh lolspital. Iz nawt eezy to find teh rite purrson to halp u. I’z b keepinz teh gud frots taht u git awl the nollege an support u need fur full recovery.
M_M, mebbe hed hurtz becuz of partial hed *splort*? Incumpleat hed *splort* canz cauz much payn. U nedz to OD on kyootness, then wen hed fully splorted, rubber gluv w/chikken head make it awl bedder….! We bring out the CCC fur U!
Ai hopes dr can has u bedder faster than u can say *splort-free*.
Plz to keep us inform…unformed….let uz no how u r doing! Feel Better Fast!!
(sigh) I liek bof of Ur remahrks better tahn mine. : (
Ai laik all de commens above bedder den anee ai cud maek.
U dids fine! And u also gets dance. I suggest that because of icing on teh donuts we has Ice Capaydes in ur honor!
*straps on skates*
*steps carefully over to teh rink*
*gets on ice*
*wobblewobblewobblewobblewobblewobblewobble*
*falls down goes boom*
Um, mebbe I just celebrates wif a Lawn Guyland Iced Tea. Wif extry ice. And extry Lawn Guyland.
I went ice skating ONE TIME when I was a teenager– we were there 10 minutes….I fell down, mai sister ran over my fingers wif her iceskate, we spent the rest of the day in the ER………..ahhh fond memories of old…. *cough hiccup sputter*
mi Daddy waz an OB_GYN an wee hardlee eber saw himz, cept wen ai waz growin up, he wood take mi sistah Katy, (an her bes fren, Joannie Haggarty) an me (an mi bes frend Jean Ann Hugo) ebbery Friday nite to teh local ice skatin rink, an we awl haz a gud tyme..
Daddy waz 6’4″ tall , an skadeded wif a bery uprite style, butt ebbery now an den, he wood fawl, an then ebberywun awn the ice wood go “hop” wedder dey wanted to oar nawt……
No offense about ur daddy, Salleh, but teh fact that a OB-GYN regularly visited a ice rink splains quite a bit about teh usual temperachure of teh spekulum.
~shudder~
ewwwwwwwwww!!!
lcb taht maykes me go
*gigglesnort*
OK, so do you want to hear a funny speculum story? so I was working in this clinic where the majority of the patients spoke little to no english and so were constantly somewhat in the dark as to what we were doing to them and why, and there was an instruction poster in one of the cabinets for the disposable speculums they (not I) used for certain exams. these speculums were clear plastic, and apparently you could insert a small glowstick into them to illuminate the interior of the patient’s lady parts, kinda like a dome light in a car I guess. also, on the instruction poster they were very specific that you were to open the speculum SLOWLY otherwise the automatic stops feature might produce a snapping sound which could startle the patient , who would obviously already be in a somewhat compromised position
SO looking at the poster I immediately had a spectacular vision of one of our perpetually confused patients suddenly becoming startled during an exam and running outside and down the boulavard with the speculum still in, pantless in a short gown, casting a glowing pool of light at her feet like she was unto her own disco or as if her lady parts had had a run in with a small flying saucer, and now she was running away…
My first thought on starting reading your comment was that there are NO funny speculum stories. I was wrong. Now I will have trouble keeping a straight face at my next exam.
I’m sure ur doctor won’t notiss.
i can has fittin 4 da lady-parts-lite?? i finks is gud 4 on da stares in da middel ob da nite…
ibk…FTW!
gud fing ai’s dun wiv mah dinnur…ovverwyse it wud be awl ober teh skreen ryte nao!
I wanna glowstick fr my girlybitz!!!
(The very notion of a glowstick-equipped speculum made me cackle so loudly that the kitturz stopped their post-dinner gushyfuuud rampage and looked at me very strangely. And you just can’t explain these things to kitturz.)
look ma no hans!
actually the glowing speculum reminded me of this other pal who lost a nut to cancer, and we were thinking of more useful prostheses – we thought of radio, phone, Ipod (the Inut)… finally we decided on a ‘clap-on, clap-off’ nightlight, for finding your way to the john in the dark…
stend, i will neber be able to explayn to the ob-gyn why i iz noa laffing during my well-woman visits!
also, how does one explayn to future boyfriend dat de mental image of a lighted “luv tunnel” to help him find hiz wai iz really from ICHC?
i will always fink of you. fondly and wif glowy feelings!
Stendx3 (hee hee hee hee laff laff -softly!)
akshuly kudos to your “accomplices” too, all the ladee’s comments making me laff too
i still finkin dis wun ober. clap an nads… o boi… i knowses iz funneh, butt doan see da marketin 4 it… mebbe guys wuddent see as so funneh, specialleh as iz (cough) replacmint part.
butt da girlie-bitz lite – o, dats eeeeezeh! “gives u that certain glow”. “have a lite handy wherever u go”. “easy, hands-free operation”.
dang! whar did my post go???
originally i had said,
stend, how am i going to explain to my ob/gyn why i am laughing while he is doing my well woman?
and how do you explain to future boyfriends that the image of a glowing “luv tunnel” was orignally made on ICHC??
i shall always think fondly of you with a glow in my heart.
er… girlie bitz.
i finks dat da futur boifren wud be berry acceptin. (den he wud wants 2 bisit da site orften, just 2 see if deres moar bout da girlie-bitz.)
ai jest naow bisited dis post since ai roted about mi daddy and teh ice skating……..u guys(gurls acktualli) r teh funnest peeples ebber !!!!!!!
onct agin ai am ina libbarry an chorling an gigglin to miselv, an peeples ar wlaking bi lookin at me az if ai waz crazy……..(no arguemnet tehre)
talwk about running wif a subject!!!! lukily, u awl hab teh lite so u can see wher ur goin….
kudos to awl teh humurfiends!!!!
Did u meenz Ice Catpaydes?
jus askin
So – if ai liks Jorj Cloonie, iz he mein?
Yes, but u will not be able to gets close to him after that, becaws of teh restraying order.
Huh teh last wun did nawt stop me…. er, I meen, nuthin, I didn’t sai nuthin. An defnitly didn’t lik Jorj. Oar Danyull Crayg. Ju can’t proof a ting.
We’ll see about that. We’ll put Jorj and Danyull in evidense bags, takes them to teh labratorry and perfoarm testing on them.
Um, testing for SJ salyv… salib… spit.
Yes, they has to ware those Speedos during testing. Mah scientific methods, do not qwestion them.
Eww! I was with you until you got to the Speedos. Pleh!
And I hope the evidence bags have air holes!
Airholes! D’oh. I knowed I forgetted something. Thx, CP!
I is absentminded purrfessor.
Ai bedder come alawng tu, ju will neeed a sampul of mai spit foar teh testin.
- later, in teh lab -
Oh noes, ai likked tehm BAI ACKSIDENT, nao ju has no control esperrimint.
pee ess – ai has no problm wutsoever wit teh Speedos btw. Ai unnerstan teh syuntiffic nececesessecessety.
Ai duz nawt need sponge. Ai carry awn kitteh style – lickin ‘em kleen.
*licklicklicklicklicklicklick*
Sigh. Ok u wins. I leeves now.
Just be sure to lik up, I mean lok up teh lab when u is done, ‘k?
I’ll be at teh Krispy Kreme.
mmph mmnh phmmm nmph
Ah-HA! I catched u, SJ! I pretend to leeve but I comes back in wif camra and get pikshurs of u in teh act!
I catched u red-hand… er, red-tunged.
An wots taht lllama doin hier?!
nawt eben a gud-lukin lllama, eever… sheesh!
HEY!!!! Plz nawt tu be makin teh persnl commints about teh lllama. He’z bery sensitiv. An has neber been exploited – at leest nawt bai me. He is heer of his own free will an has eben sined a wayver tu taht effect.
(Ai noze sumbuddy wit a lllama called “Dalai” – is awlmost worf gettin a lllama jus tu call it dat).
oh rlly ??
i fot it wuz a retrainning ordur !!!
i kept asking ware de re training room waz, but nobodeez noed.
fanks foar espaining dat foar me !!
if dat de kase, keanu, heemz mine!!
Ee’s onlee urs f u can Lick him!
I can haz Alan Rickman?????
As has been prevyusly stablishd, tehr is laikly tu be lawng kew for teh Alan Rickman. But if u has payshunce, you can has. Mite be a bit damp bai teh tyme u gets to him tho.
datz OK, he iz worff it !!!
Since Jorj Cloonie is takeded, I can has Peerse Brosnan? Or Jonny Depp is ok 2.
Kthxbye.
u takes peerse. jonny r mines… he sayed so hisseff. ok. so u gotz 2 taked the first lettre of ever ovver wurd and skips da wurds i tells u 2 skips cause dey dont wurks owt da rite way, an whut he sayed in his last 5 moobies is:
i… love… I…tty… bit… t… y… kite…h. [u has 2 imagines da sekint t in kitteh.]
u getz da point, i finks. da rest ob his messidge r berry berry purrsonals.
Vanessa Paradis is gowin tu be p***d.
Noe kew fore Alan; hims myn! Awl myn! Dodjee cardee und mittel yuropeen aksent inklewded!(wit teh emfassis awn teh “lewd”!)
i can has teh borrow ob teh Alan Rickman?????? Onct ina whil??? maibe wen ur bisiting ur muffer????? or relatibez far far awai???????? humm?????
sj duz dis meen ur awl dun irng wiv teh yung nekkid gai?
Is hees dai awf. Onoes, ai can has repumatayshun?
yep…yu duz **hehehe**
Absolootlee.
Ai shud sai, in teh intrests of public safetee, taht ironin nekkid is BERY danjrus an mai leed to scarrin. Donut ask me how ai noze dis. But ai duz.
Yoo fergot to get me a bear klaw.
Dis wun r mowsee kreem.
Wut u meen dey wuv owt uv mowsee kreem???
WHARZ MAH COFFEE ???
Careful, kitteh. U has donuts AND coffee then u will only sleeps 22 1/2 hours today instead of ur usual 23.
Oh noes, teh insomnomnomnia!!
Oh, you crafty………
Disclaymer: ai waz yellin in teh preeveeus post case taht’z wat peeple wifowt cawfee do ina mawrnin til tehy getz dewr cawfee.
(ai persunlli dont rink teh stuff miselv, butt ai hab notted thsi behabyour in odderz.)
mmm…katnip flavuring…
izzat a “cat’z craydell” ????
may b ai iz denz hyumin, butt wat b “cat’z craydell”?
Iss a game dat yu plai wif string. Iss bestest wif too peeples, but yu can maek wun cat’z craydell bai yur selfle.
I fink dat is rite.
dat’z rite, an ai thot Xiz’ avatar luked like a catz craydull……
http://www.ifyoulovetoread.com/book/chten_cats1105.htm
is diagrams of cat’s cradle
uh …wai…. whut????? a diagram IZ a catz craydull
Des my donuts you go way Nao
Way to put your mark on it kitteh…
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Well, you muss tell me, bebbeh
How ur hed feels unner sumthing like that
Unner ur bran new leopard-skin donut-box hat
Bob Dyloln ref FTW!
Ehhhhhverybuddy must get donuts!
no fair kitteh, jos let meh haf one plz
Yu can has boks, wen Ai’s finished. Akchully, teh emptee boks is myn too. Sry.
i likez teh krispeh kreme donutz
Mee too, uforshanatelee! Ai trai tu stai away from shopps dat sellum.
Whut u meanz eye bein ressted fur steelin? Howz eye suppzed tu no deh belong tu de polize ocifer.
Disclaymerz: Eye haz de utmos respek fur de polize ocifer. But iz common joke dat deh lubs de doughnutz. Sew inee innterest uf worl laffter, eye iz makin phunie bout de polize an de donutz. Eye meanz no offenze tu de ociferz.
ai thot “ocifer” haz 2 “cc”s…….az in “occifer”
Lizt uf rulz:
polize occifer iz corect spellinkz
Tank u salleh.
also seens it wit 3 “ccc”s…..occifer cop….dat might be more cumpleet latin name
Kan yu beleef wi no has Krispy Kreme her in teh Western Australia? Me iz hangin oot tu tri dem! Us jus haf boreing doonuts.
Awwww…..dat’s sad! Ai laik dem soo mush ai eben hab stock in cumpnee furawhiel. Ai taut dat meant dey wud send mee donutts, but dey nebber did.
We no has krispy kreems in Canuckistan eeder, but we does has Tim Hortons. Is teh yummy.
Does yu hav teh “Spudnuts”? Yumyum nomnomnom!
Tim Hortons iz bedder dan Krispee Kreem imho.
But ai growed up wif Dunkin’ Donuts – dey still mai faforite.
No way is TH better than KK. U has messed up tayatee buds.
DD is good, but not as good as KK.
mmmmmm………..
homesick.
KK has teh bset donuts, fer shure…we has a few KK in Canada nao. Whut I do not no is who haz teh bset uther fud. I gess TH.
In teenytiny Ingerlan we jus has teh Gregggs-teh-Baykers. Nawt so grate wit teh donuts BUT tehy do has teh custerdpys (fore teh komeedic an teh comestibble porpoises) an teh cornbeefpastees! Nomnomnomnom!!!
Noet to Merkan reeders – “Pastees” in tihs kontekst meens flat py, an nawt tiny tassuls awn teh ekstremitees ob teh eggzotic dansers!
is pronounceds da same?
yup, wit heel airy owse conseekwenses!
Dat’s a gud thing. I don’t think u has to be a eggsotic danser to not wanna wear teh corned beef on ur exstrmitees.
Well, mebbe on teh St. Patrick’s day, but then again mebbe not.
yeh. is okeh, iff is greeeeen…
Gregggs-teh-Baykers awlso gud for teh Heinzcreemovtomadosoop innapollystyreencup. We has Krispy Kreme at teh Wotter Loo stayshun, is EBIL TEMTAYSHUN tu bai wun or too or hole bocks b4 gettin awn trane home. Lubs teh (caloree-free) choklit glazed KK.
OK nao ai is droolin.
Eye tink dey not so grate, akshually….
Dey hevvy and greesy. Eye likes da dunkindonuts.
Duz u mean teh donuts is hevvy and greesy, or teh pastees?
Or teh eggsotic dansers?
Hmph…like somebody’s been leaving donuts in the dressing room ok…and its coconut oil rite? keeps me glistening, limber, and the dollars stick better.
Dai B4 turkee dai wezlgoin 2 cider mill 4 da cider donuts…yum, yum, yum!
Can u get mee napkinz, plz
an’ a sauser of melk
Is not diebetus kitteh, is health conscious, is carboloading for kitteh marathon (kittethon?) tumorrow.
wun tyme ai putted 2 krisspee kreems inna sammich bagg n tehn putted teh sammich bagg inna freezur bagg n left teh hole assemblee awn teh cowntur (fur mai breffist teh next day). taht nyte, spyke chooed froo awl taht plasstik to git to teh doenutts, tehn took onlee a littul nibbul owt ob eech wun. butt he prolly likked bof ob dem. spyke wuz a littul s&*t!
Awww, he wuz jus chekin tehy wuz ok for u to eat! Yah, luk mommy, ai tested tehm an tehy is ok. Ai is such gud kitteh.
I had a Spike ketteh for 23 years. When he was a youngster he chewed open a box of Kraft Dinner! Mac and cheese everywhere!
He too was a bit of a s**t. Maybe it’s the name…they gotta live up to it.
I love you Spiken buddy.
mebbe lawng lyfe cumz wiv teh nayme too…spyke wuz 17 wen ai had to putt him daon. onlee diffrens is ai speld his nayme wiv a “y.”
Maybe long life..17 is a senior cat too. Maybe name all teh kittehs Spike/Spyke.
Was your Spyke the sweetest kitteh ever? Mine sure was…his sister Muffin too…Skittercat is sneakin up there. Oh, they’re all darlin little s**ts!
*lolspeak off while I reminisce for a minute*
spyke was TEH best cat in the whole world. he was the one constant in my life for his first seven years, putting up with moves to several different states (CT-VT-CT-NC-CT-and finally NH) and never really complaining. whenever he wanted my attention he would sit at my feet and lift his left paw as if he was reaching for me. he would often do this silent meow thing (opening his mouth, but no sound) that was just hysterical. when we lauged at him, he’d look at us all injured like, “whut?” i miss him something turrible, but often in the evening, when we hear a noise on the stairs and nobody’s there, we know he’s still with us in spirit.
what did your spike look like? mine was all black, and i have this one photo of him in which the only part of his face you can see is his gorgeous green eyes. i named him spyke because when he was a kitten, his hair stuck out in every different direction possible…made him look like a punk rocker. and he sorta had that kind of attitude, too.
ooops, um…i didn’t mean to go on like that…
Spykes-Mom
He had many names…Spikenbuddy…Spikenberry…I’m such a suck.
He and Muffin were both glossy black with lovely white markings. He had a tux jacket, while she had a diamond necklace. So beautiful. Spike had golden eyes and his sister’s were green.
I have pics of Spike curled up around my infant son on my lap; he didn’t mind making room at all. He knew who was family. Muffin cat was a miffed cat when my baby came home.
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Mai Angel yusta get into baykt guudz. We had tu lok up teh donutz, en teh kaykz, en teh cheezburger bunz, or we wud fynd dem al chood en slobberd on inna mornin. Angel wuz teh bestest kitteh ever. She wer blak, too, so dis pikshur b juss ryte!
Angel kitteh b teh debil kitteh sumtymez. U luvs hur.
aww I wud kicks that kitteh in de gutz if that was my houses
In de gutz?? U shud NOT hav kittehs! Dey go whur dey plehz. Lyk teh womenz.
Menz n goggiez shud get ovr it.
amember skittercat…best nawt to feed teh trollies.
Trollies getz mai pointee enz
Mai mom’s (evil and satanically possessed) symeez kitteh lurvs de eeklares. he’ll fite fur won.
This reminds me of when my brother and I were kids and got blamed by mom for taking one bite from each donut in an entire dozen, then putting them back in the box. We swore we didn’t do it, she didn’t believe us … until she saw the cat walk by with a powdered-sugar covered face. Thanks for the fun memory!
Reminds me of the day my dog got the whole platter of Thanksgiving deviled eggs!
eww…epic goggie-fartz…pleh pleh pleh!
cawshun! tehre’s a TROLL lurkin. a big nasstee wun wiv kombatt boots. ai’m gunna sneek upp beehynd itt and do
*judo CHOP!*
How bout if I holds teh troll like a footsball by puttin mah indecks finger on its hed so u can run up and kick it throo teh trollposts?
I promiss not to pull troll away at last minnit like Loosy does to teh Charlie Browns.
hah! ai fink taht wud be teh appropr…uprowp…ryte fing to doo to a troll taht lykes to kick fings!
Kitteh shoaz soopurb
tayst bie choozeeng Krisspee Kreemz
oberz Dunnkin Doanut
Dunnkin Doanut habz
bettah cawffee, ackshoolee.
Wayrz beez “Jug ub Joe”?
Hunnee dippt Doanutz
arz gud. Wawrm Sinnummun Roallz
no can haz beez beet
Jack.
Drat. Now I want a donut
dubbel drat.
i wants 2 donuts.
an’ a hole boks of drat.
I wantet tobee a Jelly Donut.
Mee too Daphne
This is my cat Snowball, yes her name is snowball. At the time this was taken she had a case of diabetes. After she lost some weight she was cured of this problem. She is still alive (16 years) and well, and still a part of our family.
She be a vurree durtee snoball! Butt she iz vurree kyoot. Plz shoe her dat she is nao faymouse on ICHC. She shud be prowd.
I likkeded teh doanuts.
At leest wuz nawt funneh stamp.
DONUT WANT
n bsidez, u slurpz n my watur glass all nite…u tink lic’n mai donuts iz a prolem?? Silly kitteh. Gimme teh donutz.
i would cry
I am given credit for taking this picture but they were wrong. I sadly did not take this great picture. I love my snowy kitteh. I named her snowball when I was 4 and Heidi was my favorite movie.
Yay my Snowball is famous. I think she knows it too even though I haven’t seen her in almost three months.
When I show people this picture I tell them not to be a fatty like Snowball.
i r in yr box, eatin yr krispy kreemz
RIP Snowball.
September 1991-June 2009
ah lurb krispy kreme donutts!