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picture: Kristyn heagberg, lol caption: kat briggs
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
I leik teh qnes wit teh cream centers.
i purrfurrs de chokalit wons.
and, where be de sprinkles??
sowwy, stepmom.
i furgut to congratulate yew on yur prior to second.
i iz not danzin. hoaw’z about a cuppa tee?
milk? lemon? sugar?
no need for scones, we gots donuts!
ohh cummon dogbotherer– give it a twirl– I help you……. *SWINGS her pardner* CRASH SPLODE SPLAT………. um sowwy……I needs to werk on my exec—eaxta…..execut….form. :D)
my problem alsew - i haz de two left feetz.
i dunt trip, i regularly test to make sure grabity still werks.
dunt wanna be cawt unawares.
*danse danse spin *
But everybuddy haz rhythm on Icanhascheezburger.
No too lefs feetz here.
I do a tea dans with you dogbotherer. K?
la la la la la la la la
twirl twirl twirl
elegant dip from teh waist
twirl twirl twirl
joo r very gud at this dans yes
you can has award for elementary lemenentary gud beginners dansing
Kittehs an goggies v 2 leff feet! Awso 2 rait ones.
LOL!
yes, dey dew.
and dey danzez well.
be careful, da orange won iz pozons
a’corse de orange 1’s R poysonius–dey be leff-obber frum Hollowedeen, and deys awl rotten now!
This does not bode well for Diabettus Kitteh.
donut (pardon the pun HA) worry LCB the celing kitteh is really “Insulin Kat” in disguize. :D)
That is very mistical.
Ceiling Cat mooves in misterious ways.
eedder taht oar he (oar she?) walkz awn teh rafterz……..
or tiptoes fru da twolips
u gotz twolips in ur atticz ????
If that’s troo then I donut want to know what is in addkittehz basemint!
no has basemint. Lives in Souf Teksass. Basemint wud be full uv fishes cuz water tabil hai
Basemint full of fishes? Ur cats wud be teh lukkiest cats in teh hole whirled!
deh sez all dah timez “mama when we getz basemint for fishin?” I sez u too spoilt inny way. You finish all gooshyfood before you getz fishin basemintz
Donut Cat quality cheks evry donut we makes fur ur satizfakshun
lol
ownlee de bess wuk effic owtta Donut Cat !!!
juz asks. Donut Cat comes hilee recummended !
DOh!
dis one’s minez and dis one and dis one and…..
theyz ALL MINEZ!! MINEZ!
‘cept 4 diz 1. Don wan dis 1. U can haz.
Wen I b dun.
you can has coconut frosted donut, pleh
oh maybe not
kitteh!
i sed DO NOT get on counter. not DONUT on counter.
yuz needs yur heering checked. or spotted. or tartan maybee.
speekin of gettin hearing checked, maybe some lolfriends be wundring where teh M_M has be? Well, I is sick…not know what is wrong, but ai cannot heer outof left ear, and left side of head be all hurt an throbby. Meds taht teh lolspital gives make M_M sleep for past week, and not get any better, so its back to teh lolspital dis afternoon. moar updates later maybe. Also, is not so bad aktually, get to cuddle wif kitteh all week.
Ai hopes ju is feelin bedder soon M_M an in teh meenteim teh kitteh snorgles is helpin!
M_M
hopes joo feel awll bettah reellee soon, sweetie
joo takes gud care ob jurself ans keep in touch !!
Poor bebbeh! Sounds like aheckofa infekshun in either yur sinisiz or eerz…dat will take a while to ogetz better!! Sumtimess evun after teh meds are dun it kan take a wile for yur eerz to get opened alla way….lotsa rest, lotsa ICHC!
hang in there gf :D) huggerz
soww fur yur earz but nawt soww fu de snorgles wif de kitteh.
myne alwayz no when i am feelin badly and cuddles extra more-some.
add “y” to the soww
sumtimes de lolspeak is harder den real speek.
{{{{{{{M_M}}}}}}
I feels teh love, and is makey feel happy! ^_^ I luffs you guys
Pls feels beddur soonly; sending hearts and stars your way!
MM - dat sownz ICKKY!
Manee hugz an hedbumpz.
yer e. u. stations tubez is full o crap. I had same pollem an mai ear drum splorted frum it. Be very very careful. I sorry fer u. Wish i cood gib you hugz and make it not hurty.
We do no hurty dantz fer yer eer to be betterz..
hanz on eers
wriggle hipss side to side
shimmy to dah lef
shimmy to dah right
spinntwo times and let Deneel Crag gif you marteenee
I hopes u gits sum ansers frum teh lolspital. Iz nawt eezy to find teh rite purrson to halp u. I’z b keepinz teh gud frots taht u git awl the nollege an support u need fur full recovery.
M_M, mebbe hed hurtz becuz of partial hed *splort*? Incumpleat hed *splort* canz cauz much payn. U nedz to OD on kyootness, then wen hed fully splorted, rubber gluv w/chikken head make it awl bedder….! We bring out the CCC fur U!
Ai hopes dr can has u bedder faster than u can say *splort-free*.
Plz to keep us inform…unformed….let uz no how u r doing! Feel Better Fast!!
(sigh) I liek bof of Ur remahrks better tahn mine. : (
Ai laik all de commens above bedder den anee ai cud maek.
U dids fine! And u also gets dance. I suggest that because of icing on teh donuts we has Ice Capaydes in ur honor!
*straps on skates*
*steps carefully over to teh rink*
*gets on ice*
*wobblewobblewobblewobblewobblewobblewobble*
*falls down goes boom*
Um, mebbe I just celebrates wif a Lawn Guyland Iced Tea. Wif extry ice. And extry Lawn Guyland.
I went ice skating ONE TIME when I was a teenager– we were there 10 minutes….I fell down, mai sister ran over my fingers wif her iceskate, we spent the rest of the day in the ER………..ahhh fond memories of old…. *cough hiccup sputter*
mi Daddy waz an OB_GYN an wee hardlee eber saw himz, cept wen ai waz growin up, he wood take mi sistah Katy, (an her bes fren, Joannie Haggarty) an me (an mi bes frend Jean Ann Hugo) ebbery Friday nite to teh local ice skatin rink, an we awl haz a gud tyme..
Daddy waz 6′4″ tall , an skadeded wif a bery uprite style, butt ebbery now an den, he wood fawl, an then ebberywun awn the ice wood go “hop” wedder dey wanted to oar nawt……
No offense about ur daddy, Salleh, but teh fact that a OB-GYN regularly visited a ice rink splains quite a bit about teh usual temperachure of teh spekulum.
~shudder~
ewwwwwwwwww!!!
lcb taht maykes me go
*gigglesnort*
OK, so do you want to hear a funny speculum story? so I was working in this clinic where the majority of the patients spoke little to no english and so were constantly somewhat in the dark as to what we were doing to them and why, and there was an instruction poster in one of the cabinets for the disposable speculums they (not I) used for certain exams. these speculums were clear plastic, and apparently you could insert a small glowstick into them to illuminate the interior of the patient’s lady parts, kinda like a dome light in a car I guess. also, on the instruction poster they were very specific that you were to open the speculum SLOWLY otherwise the automatic stops feature might produce a snapping sound which could startle the patient , who would obviously already be in a somewhat compromised position
SO looking at the poster I immediately had a spectacular vision of one of our perpetually confused patients suddenly becoming startled during an exam and running outside and down the boulavard with the speculum still in, pantless in a short gown, casting a glowing pool of light at her feet like she was unto her own disco or as if her lady parts had had a run in with a small flying saucer, and now she was running away…
My first thought on starting reading your comment was that there are NO funny speculum stories. I was wrong. Now I will have trouble keeping a straight face at my next exam.
I’m sure ur doctor won’t notiss.
i can has fittin 4 da lady-parts-lite?? i finks is gud 4 on da stares in da middel ob da nite…
ibk…FTW!
gud fing ai’s dun wiv mah dinnur…ovverwyse it wud be awl ober teh skreen ryte nao!
I wanna glowstick fr my girlybitz!!!
(The very notion of a glowstick-equipped speculum made me cackle so loudly that the kitturz stopped their post-dinner gushyfuuud rampage and looked at me very strangely. And you just can’t explain these things to kitturz.)
look ma no hans!
actually the glowing speculum reminded me of this other pal who lost a nut to cancer, and we were thinking of more useful prostheses - we thought of radio, phone, Ipod (the Inut)… finally we decided on a ‘clap-on, clap-off’ nightlight, for finding your way to the john in the dark…
stend, i will neber be able to explayn to the ob-gyn why i iz noa laffing during my well-woman visits!
also, how does one explayn to future boyfriend dat de mental image of a lighted “luv tunnel” to help him find hiz wai iz really from ICHC?
i will always fink of you. fondly and wif glowy feelings!
Stendx3 (hee hee hee hee laff laff -softly!)
akshuly kudos to your “accomplices” too, all the ladee’s comments making me laff too
i still finkin dis wun ober. clap an nads… o boi… i knowses iz funneh, butt doan see da marketin 4 it… mebbe guys wuddent see as so funneh, specialleh as iz (cough) replacmint part.
butt da girlie-bitz lite - o, dats eeeeezeh! “gives u that certain glow”. “have a lite handy wherever u go”. “easy, hands-free operation”.
dang! whar did my post go???
originally i had said,
stend, how am i going to explain to my ob/gyn why i am laughing while he is doing my well woman?
and how do you explain to future boyfriends that the image of a glowing “luv tunnel” was orignally made on ICHC??
i shall always think fondly of you with a glow in my heart.
er… girlie bitz.