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“Unhappy Walrus is at the door”?
picture: of Jeffrey (may u rests in cheezburger heaven) by modtang, lol caption: ruth
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Wallrus, I give bukkit bak to yoo. I no want to kik the bukkit.
Daisy iz furstee n clebber 2. I offr teh bedrm slippr shuffl. Iz mornin aftur Caturday, doan spex much dancin.
we kin awl EESILEE do teh ‘bedrm slippr shullf” fur Daisy. Ai bet menee r doin it nao and nawt even knowing it!!
So – ai’m off fur moar coffee – Dancing fur Daisy awn the way!
*shuffl shuffl shuffl* brb
I nebber got teh danse befour. Iz berry fun!
OH! Well, in DAT case…
*drinks bunch of coffee and jumps rite in!*
I can has be dance tu?? *shuffle shooky shooky shuffle* weee!
Daisy sure be SMRT n CLEVUR n full ob WIN!
I haz two bukkits, I can share.
Nice to share buckets.
Mebbe now walrus no mournz.
Must be from the poor late Lolrus’ estate — he won’t be missing them. Wear those bukkits with pride, you lucky feline.
No wun noes wur itz like
To be teh bad kitteh
To be teh sad kitteh
Behine bloo prize
Win!
You gets blue (ribbin) pryze!
Teh Who!!! FTW!!!
OMG it’s a lolrus, get in the bucket !!!
it’s JESUS CHRIST IS A LOLRUS GET IN THE BUKKIT!
so…lemme see iffen i got dis rite:
jebus is a lolrus?
NAW, get OWT of teh bukkit!
Stend FTW!!!
ZOMG! u is in trabl!
Is NAWT your bukkit. Is ma kitteh-litteh trey!
Oh wait… Ooopsss…..
…here. lemme find stoopy hyooman kleen up fer yoo.
I feel vulnerable – like the cheese in a mouse trap …
yes – FIANLY sum1 stands up (so 2 speek) 4 de lolchees!
cheezes has feelines tew, u knows.
I love Cheezus. Especially on Sundays.
if u rly <3 Cheezus, u shold <3 it evrydae, no jus sundaes.
truth.
discl: plz to noat taht i wusnt porsletysn at awl! k? thxbai.
if only they had teh handz to type and put their voice out there!
Ah well, sux0r5 to be teh cheez!
sumtiems u iz de mousietrap n sumtiems u iz de cheez?
no kitteh in teh equashun?
ifn kitteh b in de uhkwayshun – wai iz der mousietrap?
den kitteh can has cheez N de mousie, no?
oh dear pleez excuze mai tiredness – i forgot who teh “mouse”-trap is foar!!!
Seeems to mee, heer awn ICHC, it’s teh felines hoo has teh cheezes.
Felines…nuffin moar than felines…
Kitteh cheddar stops swissing his tail an get outta that bukkit!
it is honorable to die in battle
But iz it honorrable to die in bukket?
Datz bees de oneey wai fur de cling-ons tu die wit honorz.
Den de bee drinkin blood whine an singin de drinkin songz bout u an yur battlez.
Sounz liek allykatz 2 me.
Kitteh Vallhalla!
… is a bucket?
LOLrus is gonna edam if he dont.
Very funny
I didn’t lol.. I rofl’d!
It isnint mine, ocifer, i swares!! I’z jest holding it fur a frend!
kittens nebber gilt-ee
Oh kitteh, u in tribbel nao! LoLrus haz muches bigger pointee ends den u! Best to gibs LoLrus choys ob colors n iffn he wans bofe bukkits, pleez to gib to himz!
i senze impending doomz. D:
yoo mean dats nawt ed mcmahon at teh door???
n I mite not alreddy B a winner?
U got buckets. U alreddy better off than walrus.
is mail man: letters say U R pre-approved!
butt iz verry pritty in teh bukkit. iz lolrus pritty in teh bukkit? No? den iz mai bukkit!
Wawllruss iz clevvurr.
Willz trayd beeg fresh Fisheez 4
Kitteh’z shynee Bukkittz
Lawtz ubz playses 4
Kitteh 2 claym. Wawrm Windo
Sill iz Nummburr Wun
Kitteh duz nawt wantz
saddz Wawlruss. Dat Paypurr Bag
luukz inturresteeng!
Jack.
grate wun, jack.
kitteh happie 2 trad 4 bukkit. if lolrus haz yummie fisheez kitteh wil tak teh fisheez and den go 2 teh bag or teh windo. kitteh likes sleepin in teh sunzshins wif full tummeh of fisheez.
Cats are available in the hardware aisle, next to the spray paint and the tape.
SHHHHHHHHhh! Beat it…the lolrus is supposed to spring me from here…we both going sailing…
No! lolarus cannot has bukket! Not yours! bukket is needed for plans to take over the world!
LOL-runce Fishburn sai,
“If n’ u takes the blue bukkit, teh story ends.
U wakes up on teh couch afturr a long naps.
And u believes whutevurr u wants…
cheezburgrz, lolrus, whatevers….
If n’ u takes teh red bukkit,
u stai in wunderland
And i shows u how deep teh rabbit hole goes…..”
Neo-kitteh sai, “and if i can has boaf teh bukkits?”
Dis be a glich in teh Miaow-trix…..
Oh, MDC, u r furry gud…furry gud indeed!
An mebbe u has watch the Matrix 2 meny times??
UH-oh!
Teh walris kald in teh iceman! Hyde, kitteh!
Ok, enough is enough! I cannot hold back no more…. =P The original photo is NOT a walrus with a bukkit! It is an elephant seal. TOTALLY different species. Walrus live in the arctic, elephant seals live in the sub-antarctic region. I have seen both in their native environments, and I must confess a preference for the elephant seals who are very benign. And the babies are ridiculously cute. So give dem dere bukkits back!
True dat. FTW, Lola.
kitteh can share. blue bukkit belong to lolrus. red bukkit belong to kitteh.
wait… wut u mean dere’s TWO angree lolruses at teh door?
Silly kitteh. Bucket iz 2 big for u!
parti kitteh is waitin’ 4 keg to arrive
I ar not afraid of the lolrus and are willing to stand up for my bukkit rights, please to be contacting my lolyer
I submitted this picture. It’s my boy Jeffrey, who sadly died in late September. I miss him lots. Nice to see him imortalised on ICHC. Thanks to Ruth for captioning him.
interesting
Lolz
Sprrint quicly walrus tis quic
how do i faviouate pics..
Walrus ish after bukkit. Runn kitteh! RUNN!
Yu shud give teh walrus his bukkit. pleh! might trie to steel it off himz!
Dats wer teh lolrus’s bukket wentz!