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Sew plz tu bee helping mi an eye gives u mush snorgles laterz.
mushy snorglz after gushi fud…ew. do not want!
I can haz moufwash plz?
Yay, Tribble!! U is teh…
Top Spot!
Membur dat dants teh fat ladee used too doo fur kitteh and she sang “Purina Chow Chow…Chow chow chow!” Dey dantsed togedder!
(Kitteh wuz tinkin…if u not feeds me soon, ladee, u will feel mah pointee wrath!!)
Ennyway, mah nawtee Sammy cat (long gone to bridge…wus obber 30 yrs ago) wud cum to eet if u sang dat song! Cause wen I wuz littul I luved it and wud sing it when teh can opuner went (which hee noo ment food!)
Teh meen-funneh wuz dat littul boy mah mom had in her daycare THOT Sammy’s NAME wuz chow chow! So he wud call him and kitteh wud cum runnin wif a qwicknuss! Littul boi thot dat wuz frenliess cat ebbur!!
Ennyway
*duz chow chow chow dantz fur furstee Tribble*
an a happee Sunday too ebberywun!
Ai do blieve teh danse wuz a cha-cha. Yup, ai members dat komershal too.
We can haz a cha cha cha (chow-chow-chow!) nawt-secund partee 4 Tribble.
Ai luvs teh cha-cha (as dun bai nermal peepl – nawt Dansing with teh Stars)
Ai am nao dansing the cha cha cha (chow-chow-chow!) fur r deer Tribblynn.
Wun too chacha chaaa fiev six chacha chaa. (Gud morning eggersize, too!)
Tank u awl fur de nize danz.
When u dun wit de chow-chow-chow, wii can du de can can?
Eye haz question fur u awl. Iz dere rule bout uzing (:^D) type fazes? Eye noticed no wun usez dem cept kitteh >^.^< wuns. An how du u getz de yellowz happi fazes on dere?
Wen I duz colon-close paren
or colon-open paren 
teh smileyfaces magically appeer. Dunno how to make odder wuns, tho. Mebbe colon-capital D. . lessee 
Yay! colon-capital D werx! Dere’s sumpin else u can do wif teh colons, too, like
but I dunno hao dat werx.
Dat werked too! I is onna roll. To make teh laffy-face, u do colon-lol-colon.
twisted eebil?
Mebbe duz
Ai tries.
goodle ayes r 8 – O (Cap o) and of course, nawt spread apart. But dc – hao ud du teh twisted eebil. Ai never saw that before.
Whi tank u doctorcat. De fazez awl squished tu wun yellow line. Mi sun sayez eye needz de Fire Fox tu seez dem. Butz mi puter don’t has de Fire Fox.
I does teh can-can-can! Cuz I can-can-can!
Thumbs. You has them. Wai you not use them?
Damn dis lack of opposeable thumbs! But kittehs not need thumbs, they has claws and can attack stoopid hooman until dey open the can
snap to it, or I’m calling drillcat
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/category/drillcat/
fank joo foar posting da drillcat lynk !!!
i awllmoss posted a commint asking foar joo to explain,
but didn’t want to luk too stoopy.
stend, the antsar man, strykes agin !!!
iffen joo dont use doz posable thumbs fast enuff i will be
prepared to nom nom dem to hold me ovar till i getz da
gushi fud. get mooving humins !!!
silleh kitteh. ifz yoo noms teh posable thums, how m i gunna getz yer can open?
hah! figger a wai outta taht!
Deys sneeky now. U don haz tu uze de can openerz tu open de canz. Howz wii gonna no when deener iz serfed eff wii don hear da can opener deener bellz?
I iz kall al mi kittehs fo din dins an I fink naybers laff at mi. als mi kittehs iz naimed afta foods. Milo, Popcorn, Coco Vegemite, Coffee, (Pepsi) Max.
I fink dems say, “Oh noes! Der goes dat madz kitteh ladi agin!”
kyute naymez! our kitteh iz naym’d Tesseract cuz mai boifrend iz intoo dymenshuns n spayse-tyme n such. teh ladeez at teh vet donut reely get it, tho..
taht r awesum naem fur kitteh! i lubs ‘a rinkel in tiem’. one ub mai favoritest books evar (tho im smrt enuf not to go bak en reeds it nao).
plz to be splaning wut kin of fud is “Milo?”
kthx !
a kiend of grayn
Milo is something you add to hot or cold milk to make a nice chocolate-malt drink. It looks very much like instant coffee. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milo_(drink)
mai kittehs no teh ‘kweeeek’ sound ob teh lid openign. En fakt tehy r tehre win ai reech for teh cabinit. ai gess tehy heer mai joints krack.
My kittehs have nevur hurd can openr for food (alwys had pultop), yet thy stil kom runing evry tiem I use can openr. Why they do that?
ai suspeck teh kittehz finks wee *iz* kan openrz. we bee teh two-legged kan openrz uv teh kitteh oberlordz.
I for one welcome our kitteh oberlordz.
Marge……the cat wants something and I don’t know what!
cuz dey SMELLS wot u not givin them. Chicken soop? dey WANTS!
Seen at a garaje sayle: “Elektrik kat and gawg kall, gaurenteed to wurk: $10″ Insyde waz an elektrik kan opener
ai donut knoez bout u guyz, but ai donut tellz mai lolcat wen food iz serfed – she tell me!
cat breff alarm clok: DO NOT WANT (but she balanses it wif affekshun, too, so’s ai dont get to annoi’d..)
Thas rihgt hewmann…. get workin!
and laterz i skeduled an huor off belly rubbin….
FEEDZ MAH! R STRVN! >: (
Poor kitteh r wastin away.
al skin n boanz, *big* boanz
w u teez mai?
Want! Nao!
Kitteh luukz upz andz
putz “Poasibbil Fummz” at t3h
tawp ubz herz “Wish List”
Hewminz habz speshull
purpuss. 2 oapenz Gooshee
Fud canz Kitteh can’tz
Kitteh coodz eet oald
dry Krunchee Fud, but dat meenz
akkspteeng deefeet
Jack.
beeyootiful
as awllwais !!!
jacks
joo nebber leebs meh anee notes
an im jur beegest fan
i ebben wrote joo naice poems
i iz so sad : (
Doan’t wantz LBreeze sad
cuz she mytes feenk dat I iz
mad, bad or a cad
Jack.
i wud nebber fink such a fing bowt such a gifted poet
joo r kind to notice mai note. fank joo
E-Z opin pul tab nawt b e-z fr kitteh.
BEWARE! Dis may akshullee bee teh infumus can uf “Wupp Azz” dat dey speek uf. Kitteh may bee exacteeng him revenge fur teh cutesy Haloweenie costume u disgraced him wif.
Look at labul carefullee an accept no substitushuns.
Good Cat be konsidering teh altermitiffs
imfamus Wupp Azz
onlee de bestist foar owr kitteh !!!
If kitteh waz da poly…polyda…extrah tose kitteh, mebbe himz kan opens teh kan.
U wud fink so.
Mah Mitts wif seben toes on eech front foot, doan open her own gushi fud. She jumps ona counter (bad kitteh) n duz happeh feets wif her BACK feets, wile she duz a tail danse an sings.
I r well traned.
Is tew-corse meel
Curse mai lack of oppozubul thumz!111!11!!!
Alwuz wanting the hard to get stuff…even when surrounded by a ton o food…we learn from u, or u learn from us, hmm?
What a cute cat he is…. Pity, seem so hungry….
Please someone open it up fast!!!
sree kitteh, ai get rite awn it!!!
I haz off topik neez for da helpz from da smart cheezburger peeps.
I gotted LOLtarantula yesterdiy at teechr coinvenshun. I nnez help wif da name for da pretty loltula.
Anyting but CHARLOTTE pleez!
Quentin (Tarantino – Tarantulino?….he’d probably be flattered…
Or go mainstream….um Betty? John?
or cutesy? Tippy? Leggy?
ha haa, i finkz uv teh Quentin, two!
But i nawt fink uv Betty, John, Tippy an Leggy — leaf, yu maek me LOL!
oooo….maybe Mary Jane for spiderman’s gurlfrend
Loltula is a gurl – gurls livz 20 yearz da boyz only 2 or 3
I cud call her betty for da betty grable legs
Lolita?
ai kie teh name u hab alreddy com up wif……Loltula
madge. you should call the tarantula madge.
me thinx that name went the way of the “Ethel”…but hey is a good way to restart it up agin…or not
wow, profkrakatoa — so dat be wot dey duz at teechr coinvenshun — handin owt teh tarantuLOLs!
i haz sujjeshin fer naem. yu cud naem herz (it r gurl? hao two tel?) affter teh Hindu goddess Durga, whoo haz teh 8 armz (awr sumtiemz 10) an be verri feerse. ah bleev she be goddess uv teh war an kurrage.
I likes dat. I waz tinkin Anansi, but dat be BOY spider god story
And Arachne just don sound rite
wut bout nancy? in ‘merican gods’, Anansi went by ‘aunt nancy’.
an is trikster, after all.
Gud choise – egselent boook!!
fankoo. iz wun ob mai absewloot faberitt books.
Dey had da millipedes and da leopard geckos too!
Whut kind uf teechrz coinventshon geef owt teh spyderz?? Couldn’t dey giv tu u a nize tote bagz or sumpthink??
Ees eet guirl or boi?
U noz whut kind of lolrantula it eez?
Whut kind mrkingz eet haz?
Howz bout:
orb weaver
blood leg
flame knee
fire leg
Thorell
Sundevall
Deez namz awl differant typz spydrez.
Gud luk wit da namz. Eye tink u shuld muve tu nu skool districtz. Eye sure dey don give spyderz owt at awl teechr coinvenshunz.
I boughted da loltula for 17.00 dollerz. Dey did gif me tote bag too! My Lolstudents been complainin cuz other teachur has snake and we had da pet in our room….so I get da spider.
Her be a gurl Chilean Rose spider. I could call her Pinky
See….I KNEWZ you peepd wud be da mostest hepful wid da namez!
Mai brudder had a taranshoola called Tina. She had pink toesies.
Whut gradez ees yur klass? Wii need da namez dat peel tu oldr or yunger kiddys?
I haz da crazee 7th and 8th graderz
Whut iz da snakez namz? Maibe u culd plai off dat?
wee had a snake once.name was izme apairoshoes orawallet.
called her isme.
arana wif a ~ above de n. Ees de tranzlashon fur spider een spanish. Den u could makez eet edumaktional tu. De lurnz a wrd een de spanish. Dis bee middle skewl? Tell dem shez frum Chilie an only speeks de spanish. U could have de hole clazz lukin up de wordz tu speek tu her.
Ohh…I cudz have my spanish speakin kids talkin to her. I iz in Texas, has some kidoez not know much of da English yet
Even betterz, de spanish speakin kidz can teach de clazz tu speak tu her. Eggselent! Eet geeves dem de leadership rolz.
Eye wood like tu here bout how dis cumz owt fur u an de clazz. (An de lolrantula!)
Is such a gud ideea, Tribble! Is joo a teechr?
Kinda sorta, eye teachez de Sunday Skewl an de vacationz bible skewl at mai church fur 12 yearz. Fur de pass 4 yearz eye mentor de robotics club at de high skewl. An eye Cub Scowt an Boi Scowt leaderz fur 11 yearz. Butz eye don getz paid fur none of eet. Sew eye don no eef dat qualifie mee as teechr or not.
yu duz too qualifi!
munis gots nufin to does wif it! (nawt dat we getz dat muches aniwais)
u obviousli hab a teachr mind! I kin tells, iz a semi teacher (SpEd paraeducator) an I growz up wif da teachers fur parents (do not recomend ifnz you liks to goof off).
u finks lik a teachr!
gud wurk!
oops-
got awl wurked up-
sry- dat me
momcat
in honor ob her speeceez joo cud call her rosa (spanish for rose)
or rosita (spanish nic name for rose)
i wud recommend dat joo stay awai from de names of foreign
gods or names that contain devil or sumsing similar, cuz joo
know how dem trolls can git !!!
or bestest sujjeshun….
let de students sujjest names an den lett dem vote (awlmost
troll-proof)
i fink 17 monnies for hairy spidur is great deal !!!
but she gots the betty grable legs…
wait…betty grable had hairy legs?…lots o wax or bent razors?
Gudz pointz about da name. Don wan ennee of my parentz tinkin their kid haz scarree teacher
Here, de middle skewl studentz studdi de Godz an de Goddessez. Dat wood tie een wit de lezzon plan, sew no wun tink it bee bad. De cud du reeserch bout de different Gods an fine wun dat fitz de lolrantula.
De ownly problemz wit de contezt, iz u stuck wit de namez dat dey pick. Bunch uf girlz getz tugedder an suggest silli namz like “Fluffy”, an u stuck wit it. Wii did contest fur boi scowt tee shirt, den wii stuck wit dezine de makez. Nebber du dat again!
De namez eye putz above, bez achewal spyder typez. Nowt made upz.
Hey prof, letz us no whut namez u chooze.
Aim with moe. Ai liek Durga fur yur spilolder.
heheh, dose sound lyke wurld o’warcraft carachturz….
Pew, Pew, Pew
De namz be akchewal spyder types. Butz dependingz on da age uff da kiddyz, WOW namz be gud wif dem.
C’thun? lulz
Caipora “Lady of the Beasts”. South American Goddess of wilderness. She protects animals from human hunters.
Du eye getz an “A” fur mi homezwrk tu dai?
A plus 5 burgerz !
Whi tank u berry mush!
mai boifrend sed dat if he had a tarantulol, he’d nayme it “Ocho.”
iz boi spydr? BORIS de spyder iz famoose in teh Whu sawng!
Ai hadz reticul…riticu…ridicul….spotd python wunce. Namd him Julius Squeezer.
mah sisstr had loltula wuns. namd it Magnum P.I. (from old teebee sho) Magnum cuz of hairry chest and legz, P.I. foar “perfectly icky.”
Wherz the damn can opener ma!?
http://www.wannasmile.com
“Puts down teh kamra and picks up teh kan openurs!”
Reminds me of our Mr. Man Kitty and his tuna…
wut? i knows der is teh crunchiefud in teh bol. not want. want teh gushiefud. gushiefud in teh kan. you openz. NAO. how i gets teh gushefud? mai sekret. now u openz.
I kan haz fewd een can?
heehee demanding fatty kitty is demanding. and cute. sigh.. i wish i cud be as cute as kitty and get people to open fuds fer me.
Joo not has teh opposable tums?
I has laziness
thiz reemyndes me of a komik I see on deeviantarts. A hoomin iz playin on a nindendo wii and hez leik “Super Mario Galaxy…it’s so addictive! Can’t stop playing! Why??” and tere are 3 kittehs around him, and a kiddeh wiff blak on its tale yellz “FOOD!!” reelly lowd.
Purrhaps kitteh needs to make his POINT moar cleerlee….
holee craps.
ok i fiynlee went an Googlol’d “WordPress emoticon codes” an luk wut i fownd:
codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies (cant yooz teh www. trik on dis wun, sry)
i addid a spaece into all teh cowds so u cud see wut to tyep. doan yuz spaeciz wen u wunt teh smileyz to shoaw up tho.
I gotta admit to doing this to my cats once in a while. Mostly when they’ve already been fed and it’s still hours to the next foods, and they have their dry food if they’re REALLY starving, but they’re bugging me because… they can.
I put down the can, put down the can opener, and tell them to go to it.
kitteh wantz u 2 openz teh tuna so dey can haz der foodz… lolz why do teh kittehs nawt haz thumbz???? datz juss mess up, saiz kitteh.