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GUNNA OPEN ITSELF!

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Tribble

Sew plz tu bee helping mi an eye gives u mush snorgles laterz.

broadcatsmews

mushy snorglz after gushi fud…ew. do not want!

I can haz moufwash plz?

 
Kathleen

Yay, Tribble!! U is teh…

Top Spot! :P

Membur dat dants teh fat ladee used too doo fur kitteh and she sang “Purina Chow Chow…Chow chow chow!” Dey dantsed togedder!

(Kitteh wuz tinkin…if u not feeds me soon, ladee, u will feel mah pointee wrath!!)

Kathleen

Ennyway, mah nawtee Sammy cat (long gone to bridge…wus obber 30 yrs ago) wud cum to eet if u sang dat song! Cause wen I wuz littul I luved it and wud sing it when teh can opuner went (which hee noo ment food!)

Teh meen-funneh wuz dat littul boy mah mom had in her daycare THOT Sammy’s NAME wuz chow chow! So he wud call him and kitteh wud cum runnin wif a qwicknuss! Littul boi thot dat wuz frenliess cat ebbur!!

Ennyway
*duz chow chow chow dantz fur furstee Tribble*
an a happee Sunday too ebberywun! :)

broadcatsmews

Ai do blieve teh danse wuz a cha-cha. Yup, ai members dat komershal too.
We can haz a cha cha cha (chow-chow-chow!) nawt-secund partee 4 Tribble.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai luvs teh cha-cha (as dun bai nermal peepl - nawt Dansing with teh Stars)

Ai am nao dansing the cha cha cha (chow-chow-chow!) fur r deer Tribblynn.

Wun too chacha chaaa fiev six chacha chaa. (Gud morning eggersize, too!)

Tribble

Tank u awl fur de nize danz.
When u dun wit de chow-chow-chow, wii can du de can can?

Eye haz question fur u awl. Iz dere rule bout uzing (:^D) type fazes? Eye noticed no wun usez dem cept kitteh >^.^< wuns. An how du u getz de yellowz happi fazes on dere?

 
doctorcat

Wen I duz colon-close paren :-) or colon-open paren :-( teh smileyfaces magically appeer. Dunno how to make odder wuns, tho. Mebbe colon-capital D. . lessee :-D

 
doctorcat

Yay! colon-capital D werx! Dere’s sumpin else u can do wif teh colons, too, like :lol: but I dunno hao dat werx.

 
doctorcat

Dat werked too! I is onna roll. To make teh laffy-face, u do colon-lol-colon.
Mebbe duz :twisted: twisted eebil?

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai tries.

:-) :-( :lol: 8-o 8-O

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

goodle ayes r 8 - O (Cap o) and of course, nawt spread apart. But dc - hao ud du teh twisted eebil. Ai never saw that before.

 
Tribble

Whi tank u doctorcat. De fazez awl squished tu wun yellow line. Mi sun sayez eye needz de Fire Fox tu seez dem. Butz mi puter don’t has de Fire Fox. :D

 
 
 
Nika

I does teh can-can-can! Cuz I can-can-can!

 
 
 
 
ironpoptart

Thumbs. You has them. Wai you not use them?

Allen

Damn dis lack of opposeable thumbs! But kittehs not need thumbs, they has claws and can attack stoopid hooman until dey open the can

 
stend

snap to it, or I’m calling drillcat

LBeeeze

fank joo foar posting da drillcat lynk !!!

i awllmoss posted a commint asking foar joo to explain,

but didn’t want to luk too stoopy.

stend, the antsar man, strykes agin !!!

 
 
 
LBeeeze

iffen joo dont use doz posable thumbs fast enuff i will be

prepared to nom nom dem to hold me ovar till i getz da

gushi fud. get mooving humins !!!

steshka

silleh kitteh. ifz yoo noms teh posable thums, how m i gunna getz yer can open?

hah! figger a wai outta taht!

 
 
 
Tribble

Deys sneeky now. U don haz tu uze de can openerz tu open de canz. Howz wii gonna no when deener iz serfed eff wii don hear da can opener deener bellz?

Kumbulu

I iz kall al mi kittehs fo din dins an I fink naybers laff at mi. als mi kittehs iz naimed afta foods. Milo, Popcorn, Coco Vegemite, Coffee, (Pepsi) Max.

I fink dems say, “Oh noes! Der goes dat madz kitteh ladi agin!”

tesstricks

kyute naymez! our kitteh iz naym’d Tesseract cuz mai boifrend iz intoo dymenshuns n spayse-tyme n such. teh ladeez at teh vet donut reely get it, tho..

steshka

taht r awesum naem fur kitteh! i lubs ‘a rinkel in tiem’. one ub mai favoritest books evar (tho im smrt enuf not to go bak en reeds it nao).

 
 
LBeeeze

plz to be splaning wut kin of fud is “Milo?”

kthx !

 
Kumbulu

Milo is something you add to hot or cold milk to make a nice chocolate-malt drink. It looks very much like instant coffee. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milo_(drink)

 
 
 
philene

mai kittehs no teh ‘kweeeek’ sound ob teh lid openign. En fakt tehy r tehre win ai reech for teh cabinit. ai gess tehy heer mai joints krack.

 
znspnr

My kittehs have nevur hurd can openr for food (alwys had pultop), yet thy stil kom runing evry tiem I use can openr. Why they do that?

moe

ai suspeck teh kittehz finks wee *iz* kan openrz. we bee teh two-legged kan openrz uv teh kitteh oberlordz.

bubbyscranky

I for one welcome our kitteh oberlordz.

Inigo

Marge……the cat wants something and I don’t know what!

 
 
 
jim a

cuz dey SMELLS wot u not givin them. Chicken soop? dey WANTS!

 
 
Dexaan

Seen at a garaje sayle: “Elektrik kat and gawg kall, gaurenteed to wurk: $10″ Insyde waz an elektrik kan opener

 
tesstricks

ai donut knoez bout u guyz, but ai donut tellz mai lolcat wen food iz serfed - she tell me!

cat breff alarm clok: DO NOT WANT (but she balanses it wif affekshun, too, so’s ai dont get to annoi’d..)

 
 
dani

Thas rihgt hewmann…. get workin!

and laterz i skeduled an huor off belly rubbin….

 
trtskh

FEEDZ MAH! R STRVN! >: (

bubbyscranky

Poor kitteh r wastin away.

trtskh

al skin n boanz, *big* boanz

 
 
 
 
 
Jack Deth

Kitteh luukz upz andz
putz “Poasibbil Fummz” at t3h
tawp ubz herz “Wish List”

Hewminz habz speshull
purpuss. 2 oapenz Gooshee
Fud canz Kitteh can’tz

Kitteh coodz eet oald
dry Krunchee Fud, but dat meenz
akkspteeng deefeet :-)

Jack.

LBeeeze

beeyootiful

as awllwais !!!

 
LBeeeze

jacks

joo nebber leebs meh anee notes

an im jur beegest fan

i ebben wrote joo naice poems

i iz so sad : (

Jack Deth

Doan’t wantz LBreeze sad
cuz she mytes feenk dat I iz
mad, bad or a cad

Jack.

LBeeeze

i wud nebber fink such a fing bowt such a gifted poet

joo r kind to notice mai note. fank joo

 
 
 
 
LOLDemon

E-Z opin pul tab nawt b e-z fr kitteh.

 
Kathleen

BEWARE! Dis may akshullee bee teh infumus can uf “Wupp Azz” dat dey speek uf. Kitteh may bee exacteeng him revenge fur teh cutesy Haloweenie costume u disgraced him wif.

Look at labul carefullee an accept no substitushuns.

Pittypat

Good Cat be konsidering teh altermitiffs

 
LBeeeze

imfamus Wupp Azz

onlee de bestist foar owr kitteh !!!

 
 
Kumbulu

If kitteh waz da poly…polyda…extrah tose kitteh, mebbe himz kan opens teh kan.

Romeow

U wud fink so.

Mah Mitts wif seben toes on eech front foot, doan open her own gushi fud. She jumps ona counter (bad kitteh) n duz happeh feets wif her BACK feets, wile she duz a tail danse an sings.

I r well traned.

 
 
 
conscious cat

Curse mai lack of oppozubul thumz!111!11!!!

 
leaf

Alwuz wanting the hard to get stuff…even when surrounded by a ton o food…we learn from u, or u learn from us, hmm?

 
yorgyb

What a cute cat he is…. Pity, seem so hungry….

Please someone open it up fast!!!

 
Sal

sree kitteh, ai get rite awn it!!!

 
profkrakatoa

I haz off topik neez for da helpz from da smart cheezburger peeps.

I gotted LOLtarantula yesterdiy at teechr coinvenshun. I nnez help wif da name for da pretty loltula.

Anyting but CHARLOTTE pleez!

leaf

Quentin (Tarantino - Tarantulino?….he’d probably be flattered…

Or go mainstream….um Betty? John?

or cutesy? Tippy? Leggy?

moe

ha haa, i finkz uv teh Quentin, two!

But i nawt fink uv Betty, John, Tippy an Leggy — leaf, yu maek me LOL!

profkrakatoa

oooo….maybe Mary Jane for spiderman’s gurlfrend

 
 
profkrakatoa

Loltula is a gurl - gurls livz 20 yearz da boyz only 2 or 3

I cud call her betty for da betty grable legs