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Sew plz tu bee helping mi an eye gives u mush snorgles laterz.
mushy snorglz after gushi fud…ew. do not want!
I can haz moufwash plz?
Yay, Tribble!! U is teh…
Top Spot!
Membur dat dants teh fat ladee used too doo fur kitteh and she sang “Purina Chow Chow…Chow chow chow!” Dey dantsed togedder!
(Kitteh wuz tinkin…if u not feeds me soon, ladee, u will feel mah pointee wrath!!)
Ennyway, mah nawtee Sammy cat (long gone to bridge…wus obber 30 yrs ago) wud cum to eet if u sang dat song! Cause wen I wuz littul I luved it and wud sing it when teh can opuner went (which hee noo ment food!)
Teh meen-funneh wuz dat littul boy mah mom had in her daycare THOT Sammy’s NAME wuz chow chow! So he wud call him and kitteh wud cum runnin wif a qwicknuss! Littul boi thot dat wuz frenliess cat ebbur!!
Ennyway
*duz chow chow chow dantz fur furstee Tribble*
an a happee Sunday too ebberywun!
Ai do blieve teh danse wuz a cha-cha. Yup, ai members dat komershal too.
We can haz a cha cha cha (chow-chow-chow!) nawt-secund partee 4 Tribble.
Ai luvs teh cha-cha (as dun bai nermal peepl - nawt Dansing with teh Stars)
Ai am nao dansing the cha cha cha (chow-chow-chow!) fur r deer Tribblynn.
Wun too chacha chaaa fiev six chacha chaa. (Gud morning eggersize, too!)
Tank u awl fur de nize danz.
When u dun wit de chow-chow-chow, wii can du de can can?
Eye haz question fur u awl. Iz dere rule bout uzing (:^D) type fazes? Eye noticed no wun usez dem cept kitteh >^.^< wuns. An how du u getz de yellowz happi fazes on dere?
Wen I duz colon-close paren
or colon-open paren 
teh smileyfaces magically appeer. Dunno how to make odder wuns, tho. Mebbe colon-capital D. . lessee 
Yay! colon-capital D werx! Dere’s sumpin else u can do wif teh colons, too, like
but I dunno hao dat werx.
Dat werked too! I is onna roll. To make teh laffy-face, u do colon-lol-colon.
twisted eebil?
Mebbe duz
Ai tries.
goodle ayes r 8 - O (Cap o) and of course, nawt spread apart. But dc - hao ud du teh twisted eebil. Ai never saw that before.
Whi tank u doctorcat. De fazez awl squished tu wun yellow line. Mi sun sayez eye needz de Fire Fox tu seez dem. Butz mi puter don’t has de Fire Fox.
I does teh can-can-can! Cuz I can-can-can!
Thumbs. You has them. Wai you not use them?
Damn dis lack of opposeable thumbs! But kittehs not need thumbs, they has claws and can attack stoopid hooman until dey open the can
snap to it, or I’m calling drillcat
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/category/drillcat/
fank joo foar posting da drillcat lynk !!!
i awllmoss posted a commint asking foar joo to explain,
but didn’t want to luk too stoopy.
stend, the antsar man, strykes agin !!!
iffen joo dont use doz posable thumbs fast enuff i will be
prepared to nom nom dem to hold me ovar till i getz da
gushi fud. get mooving humins !!!
silleh kitteh. ifz yoo noms teh posable thums, how m i gunna getz yer can open?
hah! figger a wai outta taht!
Deys sneeky now. U don haz tu uze de can openerz tu open de canz. Howz wii gonna no when deener iz serfed eff wii don hear da can opener deener bellz?
I iz kall al mi kittehs fo din dins an I fink naybers laff at mi. als mi kittehs iz naimed afta foods. Milo, Popcorn, Coco Vegemite, Coffee, (Pepsi) Max.
I fink dems say, “Oh noes! Der goes dat madz kitteh ladi agin!”
kyute naymez! our kitteh iz naym’d Tesseract cuz mai boifrend iz intoo dymenshuns n spayse-tyme n such. teh ladeez at teh vet donut reely get it, tho..
taht r awesum naem fur kitteh! i lubs ‘a rinkel in tiem’. one ub mai favoritest books evar (tho im smrt enuf not to go bak en reeds it nao).
plz to be splaning wut kin of fud is “Milo?”
kthx !
a kiend of grayn
Milo is something you add to hot or cold milk to make a nice chocolate-malt drink. It looks very much like instant coffee. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milo_(drink)
mai kittehs no teh ‘kweeeek’ sound ob teh lid openign. En fakt tehy r tehre win ai reech for teh cabinit. ai gess tehy heer mai joints krack.
My kittehs have nevur hurd can openr for food (alwys had pultop), yet thy stil kom runing evry tiem I use can openr. Why they do that?
ai suspeck teh kittehz finks wee *iz* kan openrz. we bee teh two-legged kan openrz uv teh kitteh oberlordz.
I for one welcome our kitteh oberlordz.
Marge……the cat wants something and I don’t know what!
cuz dey SMELLS wot u not givin them. Chicken soop? dey WANTS!
Seen at a garaje sayle: “Elektrik kat and gawg kall, gaurenteed to wurk: $10″ Insyde waz an elektrik kan opener
ai donut knoez bout u guyz, but ai donut tellz mai lolcat wen food iz serfed - she tell me!
cat breff alarm clok: DO NOT WANT (but she balanses it wif affekshun, too, so’s ai dont get to annoi’d..)
Thas rihgt hewmann…. get workin!
and laterz i skeduled an huor off belly rubbin….
FEEDZ MAH! R STRVN! >: (
Poor kitteh r wastin away.
al skin n boanz, *big* boanz
w u teez mai?
Want! Nao!
Kitteh luukz upz andz
putz “Poasibbil Fummz” at t3h
tawp ubz herz “Wish List”
Hewminz habz speshull
purpuss. 2 oapenz Gooshee
Fud canz Kitteh can’tz
Kitteh coodz eet oald
dry Krunchee Fud, but dat meenz
akkspteeng deefeet
Jack.
beeyootiful
as awllwais !!!
jacks
joo nebber leebs meh anee notes
an im jur beegest fan
i ebben wrote joo naice poems
i iz so sad : (
Doan’t wantz LBreeze sad
cuz she mytes feenk dat I iz
mad, bad or a cad
Jack.
i wud nebber fink such a fing bowt such a gifted poet
joo r kind to notice mai note. fank joo
E-Z opin pul tab nawt b e-z fr kitteh.
BEWARE! Dis may akshullee bee teh infumus can uf “Wupp Azz” dat dey speek uf. Kitteh may bee exacteeng him revenge fur teh cutesy Haloweenie costume u disgraced him wif.
Look at labul carefullee an accept no substitushuns.
Good Cat be konsidering teh altermitiffs
imfamus Wupp Azz
onlee de bestist foar owr kitteh !!!
If kitteh waz da poly…polyda…extrah tose kitteh, mebbe himz kan opens teh kan.
U wud fink so.
Mah Mitts wif seben toes on eech front foot, doan open her own gushi fud. She jumps ona counter (bad kitteh) n duz happeh feets wif her BACK feets, wile she duz a tail danse an sings.
I r well traned.
Is tew-corse meel
Curse mai lack of oppozubul thumz!111!11!!!
Alwuz wanting the hard to get stuff…even when surrounded by a ton o food…we learn from u, or u learn from us, hmm?
What a cute cat he is…. Pity, seem so hungry….
Please someone open it up fast!!!
sree kitteh, ai get rite awn it!!!
I haz off topik neez for da helpz from da smart cheezburger peeps.
I gotted LOLtarantula yesterdiy at teechr coinvenshun. I nnez help wif da name for da pretty loltula.
Anyting but CHARLOTTE pleez!
Quentin (Tarantino - Tarantulino?….he’d probably be flattered…
Or go mainstream….um Betty? John?
or cutesy? Tippy? Leggy?
ha haa, i finkz uv teh Quentin, two!
But i nawt fink uv Betty, John, Tippy an Leggy — leaf, yu maek me LOL!
oooo….maybe Mary Jane for spiderman’s gurlfrend
Loltula is a gurl - gurls livz 20 yearz da boyz only 2 or 3
I cud call her betty for da betty grable legs