MONORAIL DOG
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Larger passenger capacity than monorail cat.
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monorail dog is happy over his not-feet !
iam furst? omg i NEVUR was FURST ! yay !
conga-rats, martee!!
scroo dat fursty fing, i wanna see .GIF of ur conga-rats!
duz u can maek teh annymayshins??
monorail dog?? wut happenz wit monorail KITTEH?!?!? haz every1 gone
madz? wth (wut teh heck) iz wit dis monorail DOG stuff????? datz juss
mess up, saiz new kitteh… wth duz he know? :p crazy i tellz u CRAZY!
but still happee for new monorail kitteh… i meen doggeh. lolz
* does happee danz fer new monorail doggeh!*
*clap*
* step stepz an step*
*clappy agen*
*spin arownd an go crazy*
wut wuz dat dants of happee feet? Wuz dat Steve Martin?
naw-
steve martin not ina dat moviez.
wanna see sum goggle-yur-eyes dancin by steve martin?
dat guys haz two muches talent!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwsPcn4381g
marbleous!
but did u see teh danse taht Steve Martin did wif Gilda Radner on SNL wun nite????Dey waz fabulus !!!!!!!boff ob dem…….
ai am nawt srgueing bout how mush talentz Steve Martin haz tho, ai iz big fan……
I liked him in Parenthood.
I tink dants I thinking uf is when hee wuz seized by teh “Happy Feet!” an wud begin too dants!
Sweet, sillee man.
I dantzes happee feet dants fur furstee Martin!!
Still – whooever – let’s bee dansing a heppee feet danse fur happee Martin.
A quick step is the happiest feet danse that ai know. U hav awl seen it a million tiems awn the old 30’s and 40’s moovees. Lots of lite hoppee happee steps. Music also verree happee.
ai am now stepping litlee and hopping fur Martin! Wheeeee haaaaa! (just a liddle sumthing diffrunt) Akshullee – nawt suitable fur quick step.
A quick liddle announcement. Ai will bee gown fur abawt a week. Tooo much to do rite nao. It will bee torchur . . .hoep ai can at leest reed a liddl. Taht taeks much less tiem.
oh Janet, wee wil misses u sooo mushez ……. mi brane iz borked tonite so cant tink of sumfin clebber to sai, but getz ur stuff don ina hurri sew u can com bak an maek us laff som moar…….
*wavez bi-bi wif soggi hanki*
brakez down an sobbs ………
Oh, Janet….good luck wif ur 30 gests…..u r a brave, brave sole!!
Hurri bak. wi wil mis U
Hef a nize Thankzgibbing Janet. Eye wrotz u an everbodee sum poetree:
Hef a nize Thankgibbing
everbodee.
Surround yourself
wif fambilee.
But de nex dai
wit buttons bout tu pop,
U goez tu da mall
an shop, shop, shop!
Disclaimerz: Dis poetree an itz related gud wishez nowt ment tu advocat de spending uf tu mush munnies. Dis beez a serioz problemz fur menni hoomanz. Getz dem een beeg troubles wen de haz tu pai de billz. Jus member de kittehs luv de tyme wit u fur de belly rub moor dan awl da toi mowsies u kud bai dem.
Bai bai. Mizzin U awlredee.
aww Janet we will mizz u! where r u goin? iz u goin on howidayz? cuz if u
iz… can i comez plz? Juss kittden. hopez 2 haz u bak soon.
UH Janet, befor ai tryz a kwik step, ai wantz a oxygenz thingy heer, taht iz teh fastestz ob teh danses tahtz fer sur………
eben mi cybersellv wood be skareded ob taht wun !!!
ai don tink der feetses tuches teh grond bery offen an tehy cober a lawt ob grond !!!!
maybee we shood add a oxyjen tank to teh CCC fer teh dansing >>>
dance was orsum ! thanks ! iam in tears of joy now
Kathleen acksuleez u iz rite. Steve Martin dids happy feetz on SNL way way ways befoar da sillee pengwin moovee.
Nice picture, but the dog is clearly touching at least two “rails.” Sorry.
when you’re right you’re right.
ignorance=bliss?
(iz dat Y goggies youshully happier dan kittehs—tehy just DUM ANImals?)
mebbe iz a trolly doggie. iz he in San Francisco?
Or a tree rayl goggie frawn Ingerlund? Check Wikipedia 4 ref to “Southern Railway”.
yah – i’m thinkin he’s more of a bobsled goggie…
MONORAIL DOG IS SWITCHING TRACKS
Excellent!
Fail.
Goggy luks leik he’s hurding floofballs.
liek monorailcat, only les fickul
…and les cleen
butt moar roomee.
n moar frenlee servuss (annonzes evry stop n teh nex stop foar teh noo passenjurz wiv a smiel).
stops at awl da busches to annonze hiz presents wiv himz presence
monorail goggie don’t hab far to go…….him doesn’t care, goggies lik AWL ridez short oar lawng!
In Soviet Russia, dog takes YOU for ride
sept mai gog, haetz teh kar, haetz teh faireeboht, wantz 2 stai hoem and nebber leab!
is akshully a kitteh, mebbe? i has a kitteh taht finks he’s a gawg, so all fings r pawsible.
meh 2. he lieks teh play ”fetch” n playz foar hrz n hrz, litrully, til ah getz tierd, butt he dozint.
Dat iz wun happy goggie fase……an sew nise an floofie too
yah, himz obliveeus 2 yer meen thots n comets
legless loldog wayts 4 ried butt bus not cumin
kittlur
joo maided meh lol !!!
no bus for poar leggless googie !
Is okeh, goggie. U wuddun like teh butt bus ennehwai. It smell suspishuslee odd…
/….wut am i sayin? u is a goggie! um…nebbermind….
Dat kud B whai goggie iz grinnin….
UBERLOL!
UBER-TOLL!
Genau! LOL/TOLL!
ja wohl!
*beep beep* cummin thru!
Service with a smile!
izzint he jest teh HAPPIESTEST goggie u ebber did see?????
iz troo, compar wiv monorailcat (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/12/monorail-cat/), monorailcat r srucktly bizness.
Hoverdog is hovering.
As opposed to when he’s merely hoovering…
himz nawt pure chow-hound!
Iz monorail katz dai off…monorail goggie iz subbin
Scientist tells a dog to jump. Dog jumps 4 feet in the air.
Scientist cuts off one of the dog’s legs. “Jump, dog!” Dog jumps 3 feet in the air.
Scientist cuts off another leg. “Jump, dog!” Dog jumps 2 feet in the air.
Scientist cuts off another leg. “Jump, dog!” Dog jumps 1 foot in the air.
Scientist cuts off last leg. “Jump, dog!” Dog doesn’t move. “Jump, dog!” Dog still doesn’t move.
Scientists writes in journal: “If you cut off all legs off a dog it goes deaf.”
what do you call a legless dog in the ocean?
bob.
we’re both going to h3ll for that one !!!
“Bob”? With all due respect, what kind of name is that for a dog?
HERE’s a couple of jokes to go to hell for:
What do you call a dog who wanders onto a racetrack in the last lap of the race?
Rex.
What do you call a dog who falls from an airplane onto the racetrack while they’re cleaning up after Rex?
Spot.
Wunt dere a Bob Dog on Mistr Rogrs?
ai dunno, butt Dabid Leddermen hadda goggie maned Bob,
he wood show filmz suppozedly maed by teh goggies. an introduse dem bi sayin.
“heer a flim by mi dog Bob” ai allus thot “mi dog Bob” waz hystaricalli funne for sum reesun, don noes whi, just did….
Hey! I had a dog named Bob (may he RIP). Best goggie ever…
wait – if you called him bob all the time, how did you know when he was or was not in the ocean?
hmmm, me tinks himz named “sinks”–
legless hewmann wood bob becuz himz can doggie-paddle wif hims arms.
but goggie wifout LEGS, haz no ‘pendages too paddle-wiv; cannt bob up and down–sinks.
(so sad!)
Moar 4 sayme reezon leglezz kitteh wood sink; teh fur saokz up teh wawtur, and maeks demh 2 hevee 2 flaot ib dehy nawt kan swimz.
Fur is iz nawt so grate sumtymez.
1. dat froggie nawt goggie.
2. yoo maded me sad. I no liek yoo, KC.
AHND AI NAWT LADY MACBETH!!!! AI da PANFER kitteh.
stoopy wurdpres.
deer dapanferkitteh……….hooooo boi iz ai stoopy, ai wood luk at ur mane an tink to miselv…..da PAN fer kitteh????? ai coodn’t imajine wat a pan an a kitteh haz to do wif eech odder,
NOAW it awl makes sense…..u r teh PANFER kitteh…….
glad ai finally gotz taht wun……
sall
joo is bettah dan me foar sure !!!!
awll along i fot de pan fer kitteh wuz de obbeeus pan fer kittehs
meening dee kitteh box !!!
den i fot….sokawiffme….i jus calls him dan fer short !
srsly sry dpanfer
naow i is so embarrassed !!!
pan for kitty? what did you have in mind?
dats wat had me so perplexeded……..pan /kitteh??????? watz da connnekshun????
feelz silleh ..
stend
ai didn’t mean dat kitteh box !!!!
ai iz so bad !!!
i will go to my room right now !!!!
Iz okay, Lbeeeze. U kin stai an plai wif us.
fank joo !!!
wut u dont see is kitteh laffing off cammara wif “wet paynt” sine he reemovd.
U bee teh winnur, in mah book!
Dat wuz EGGSULLUNT!!
Monorail Dog…
Aparuntlee cannut count to three.
Good point. Maybe is Subway Dog.
Wif 7 gramz uv phat?
transfat?
I iz happi goggie- hops on da board! Iz takz u to happi playc!
wagi, wagi,wagi,
momcat
Stoopy googie. losted hiz leggs.
Love it.
Ninja dawg is reddy to stryke ?
sumhow nawt di same….no….to wyte…..
…mmmmmmm
Ghost dawg is reddy to BOO !!
kno leggs–BOO=Whoo!
Luks moar leik Falkor teh lukgoggie…
Neverending Story FTW!
monorail goggie
hitting da skids an purrowd of it !!!
Please note, once again, the superiority of cats.
Every “monorail cat” lolcats has shown, is BALANCING — indeed, chillin’ — on a much narrower surface.
This dog is not balancing — he is feeling completely safe, no skill exhibited, on a big ol’ park bench.
Troof in advertising, pleez? “Rail dog” duz nysley.
tch. trirail dog is simply older model. He’s just as adorable and talented as monorail cat.
Yisss!! Goggies iz nize, esspec execpp speeci most of all when R snuggliy.
Eben de goggie kisses Eye lubs, Eye washes faz b4 bed!
dis is eskie doggeh (American Eskimo Dog)
I has. Is floofy and has happies smiley face.
He is the “Artic Express” model then?
kinz I takz him to santy paws den?
pleeeeeaaase?
momcat
hmmm…himz luks furry, furry similar to mah goggie, cept she all, hunnerd percent black.
I tink i not wanna take dat rail goggie to herz destinashun! We can stay homez, plz?
not “Artic Express”. Goggie b d “Polar Express”
cuz uf da wyte furr
I lubs ‘Merican Eskeemoh goggies…so purty wif der white floof n happee facez…
R dehy NE releyshuns ob teh Border Collie? Koz I tinkz dhis goggie liuks leik a Border Collie onlee awl whyte, nawt blak & whyte patchez.
Amputee Goggie is keepin da faith.
SHHHH!!! Goggie not know hee bee amputee,
not know supped to hab wegs,
tings himz NORMAL!
A KNEW CHALLENGERR APROCHEZ!
Oh kay dis gamez wuz phun, nowz where deed u putz mai legs?
Hello??
Werez u guyz are??
Dis not be phunny, eetz almos deener tyme!
Mom!!
Deer Dawgy, yer kit is defektive–noe leggs kame in bocks–so we wented off to cawl Customer Service–Bilder Bob (brb)
It looks more like tri-rail dog to me.
Naw–iz troo monorail dawg, juz lernin. so him has “train-ing-rails”!
I tinks so 2, 60 dayz free tri-rail wit monee-bak garentee if U wantz to re-turn hem.
Stoopid somebuddy thinx this is monorail?
COUNT RAILS!!!
Is subway track with third rail!
ohmigosh puppy goodness!!
ooo–heez az thweet az thugar!
O NOES!1! TEH HORROR!1! Is not reellee a mono rail!!!
*whispurs conspiratoralee*
U noe, I bet dat goggie is not a train eever! I bet is jus a big trick. To trick us. Yeh.
/eyeroll
Oh NOES. Cuz what ai cums heer for is teh reelism an fackshual ackuracy. Neckst u will be tellin me taht the kittehs do nawt rly type teh commints tehmselvs!
Thank you for riding Dog Transport Lines. Please keep all floof inside the cabin at all times. No fighting with cats and no marking your territory. Thank you.
mono/trio rail dog and greyhound buss boff belong two teh DTL
Aww, that dog is adorable. I want to eat him.
he nawt nootrishus OR tasteee!
That isn’t even considered a monorail if there is more than one rail.
wul by goley i had not notisd dat. how bowt dem apuls.
He be having trainin wheeals, er, rhaiuls.
Haz ben don b4. Monrail cat.
sum1s been layzee n not reedin up on d ichc lore?
…or teh freekin linx riet undar teh piccy, evin??
yea, uh, or evin dat!
*lulz*
*trais cobberin trax uv not notuhsin linx herself*
HEY–Dis iz whut wee meen by “meme”.
I wuv American Eskimossss!
use2 have lots of dem.
Hims luks laik wite Border Collie. R American Eskimomomos as sillee?
Amerikaner sind immer silly!
looks like a triplerail dog to me
wate–this coud be monorail goggie aftur all.
Notic teh gap batween teh too green bordz.
hell, he coud eevn be a maglev goggie. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maglev_train
okie, teh maglev grips teh siedz ov teh ralez. but…heer’z mah diagram
http://bp2.blogger.com/_Pka9E-MlTeA/R0JjcagNQyI/AAAAAAAAAIw/FrysgLETufA/s1600-h/maglevgoggie.jpg
um dis is teh awsum buts um i has kweschin. um. abowt dat “maglev atachmint” in ur dyagram ther… um…
if it wuz a weener, it wuddn’t sustane teh magnetik feeld. It hasta run teh lengf ov teh goggie. utherwyz, teh frunt ov teh maglev goggie wud hit teh grownd.
les jus assoom itz a feemail.
Mono = 1
Doesn’t fit here. More like raildog or sumfing.
Greezt
J.
wins
u all speak funny
Naht az high clas as Monorail cat though
I found it cooler than Monorail Cat.