MONORAIL DOG
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Larger passenger capacity than monorail cat.
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monorail dog is happy over his not-feet !
iam furst? omg i NEVUR was FURST ! yay !
conga-rats, martee!!
scroo dat fursty fing, i wanna see .GIF of ur conga-rats!
duz u can maek teh annymayshins??
wut wuz dat dants of happee feet? Wuz dat Steve Martin?
naw-
steve martin not ina dat moviez.
wanna see sum goggle-yur-eyes dancin by steve martin?
dat guys haz two muches talent!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwsPcn4381g
marbleous!
but did u see teh danse taht Steve Martin did wif Gilda Radner on SNL wun nite????Dey waz fabulus !!!!!!!boff ob dem…….
ai am nawt srgueing bout how mush talentz Steve Martin haz tho, ai iz big fan……
I liked him in Parenthood.
I tink dants I thinking uf is when hee wuz seized by teh “Happy Feet!” an wud begin too dants!
Sweet, sillee man.
I dantzes happee feet dants fur furstee Martin!!
Still - whooever - let’s bee dansing a heppee feet danse fur happee Martin.
A quick step is the happiest feet danse that ai know. U hav awl seen it a million tiems awn the old 30’s and 40’s moovees. Lots of lite hoppee happee steps. Music also verree happee.
ai am now stepping litlee and hopping fur Martin! Wheeeee haaaaa! (just a liddle sumthing diffrunt) Akshullee - nawt suitable fur quick step.
A quick liddle announcement. Ai will bee gown fur abawt a week. Tooo much to do rite nao. It will bee torchur . . .hoep ai can at leest reed a liddl. Taht taeks much less tiem.
oh Janet, wee wil misses u sooo mushez ……. mi brane iz borked tonite so cant tink of sumfin clebber to sai, but getz ur stuff don ina hurri sew u can com bak an maek us laff som moar…….
*wavez bi-bi wif soggi hanki*
brakez down an sobbs ………
Oh, Janet….good luck wif ur 30 gests…..u r a brave, brave sole!!
Hurri bak. wi wil mis U
Hef a nize Thankzgibbing Janet. Eye wrotz u an everbodee sum poetree:
Hef a nize Thankgibbing
everbodee.
Surround yourself
wif fambilee.
But de nex dai
wit buttons bout tu pop,
U goez tu da mall
an shop, shop, shop!
Disclaimerz: Dis poetree an itz related gud wishez nowt ment tu advocat de spending uf tu mush munnies. Dis beez a serioz problemz fur menni hoomanz. Getz dem een beeg troubles wen de haz tu pai de billz. Jus member de kittehs luv de tyme wit u fur de belly rub moor dan awl da toi mowsies u kud bai dem.
Bai bai. Mizzin U awlredee.
UH Janet, befor ai tryz a kwik step, ai wantz a oxygenz thingy heer, taht iz teh fastestz ob teh danses tahtz fer sur………
eben mi cybersellv wood be skareded ob taht wun !!!
ai don tink der feetses tuches teh grond bery offen an tehy cober a lawt ob grond !!!!
maybee we shood add a oxyjen tank to teh CCC fer teh dansing >>>
dance was orsum ! thanks ! iam in tears of joy now
Kathleen acksuleez u iz rite. Steve Martin dids happy feetz on SNL way way ways befoar da sillee pengwin moovee.
Nice picture, but the dog is clearly touching at least two “rails.” Sorry.
when you’re right you’re right.
ignorance=bliss?
(iz dat Y goggies youshully happier dan kittehs—tehy just DUM ANImals?)
mebbe iz a trolly doggie. iz he in San Francisco?
Or a tree rayl goggie frawn Ingerlund? Check Wikipedia 4 ref to “Southern Railway”.
yah - i’m thinkin he’s more of a bobsled goggie…
MONORAIL DOG IS SWITCHING TRACKS
Excellent!
Fail.
Goggy luks leik he’s hurding floofballs.
liek monorailcat, only les fickul
…and les cleen
butt moar roomee.
n moar frenlee servuss (annonzes evry stop n teh nex stop foar teh noo passenjurz wiv a smiel).
stops at awl da busches to annonze hiz presents wiv himz presence
monorail goggie don’t hab far to go…….him doesn’t care, goggies lik AWL ridez short oar lawng!
In Soviet Russia, dog takes YOU for ride
sept mai gog, haetz teh kar, haetz teh faireeboht, wantz 2 stai hoem and nebber leab!
is akshully a kitteh, mebbe? i has a kitteh taht finks he’s a gawg, so all fings r pawsible.
meh 2. he lieks teh play ”fetch” n playz foar hrz n hrz, litrully, til ah getz tierd, butt he dozint.
Dat iz wun happy goggie fase……an sew nise an floofie too
yah, himz obliveeus 2 yer meen thots n comets
legless loldog wayts 4 ried butt bus not cumin
kittlur
joo maided meh lol !!!
no bus for poar leggless googie !
Is okeh, goggie. U wuddun like teh butt bus ennehwai. It smell suspishuslee odd…
/….wut am i sayin? u is a goggie! um…nebbermind….
Dat kud B whai goggie iz grinnin….
UBERLOL!
UBER-TOLL!
Genau! LOL/TOLL!
ja wohl!
*beep beep* cummin thru!
Service with a smile!
izzint he jest teh HAPPIESTEST goggie u ebber did see?????
iz troo, compar wiv monorailcat (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/12/monorail-cat/), monorailcat r srucktly bizness.
Hoverdog is hovering.
As opposed to when he’s merely hoovering…
himz nawt pure chow-hound!
Iz monorail katz dai off…monorail goggie iz subbin
Scientist tells a dog to jump. Dog jumps 4 feet in the air.
Scientist cuts off one of the dog’s legs. “Jump, dog!” Dog jumps 3 feet in the air.
Scientist cuts off another leg. “Jump, dog!” Dog jumps 2 feet in the air.
Scientist cuts off another leg. “Jump, dog!” Dog jumps 1 foot in the air.
Scientist cuts off last leg. “Jump, dog!” Dog doesn’t move. “Jump, dog!” Dog still doesn’t move.
Scientists writes in journal: “If you cut off all legs off a dog it goes deaf.”
what do you call a legless dog in the ocean?
bob.
we’re both going to h3ll for that one !!!
“Bob”? With all due respect, what kind of name is that for a dog?
HERE’s a couple of jokes to go to hell for:
What do you call a dog who wanders onto a racetrack in the last lap of the race?
Rex.
What do you call a dog who falls from an airplane onto the racetrack while they’re cleaning up after Rex?
Spot.
Wunt dere a Bob Dog on Mistr Rogrs?
ai dunno, butt Dabid Leddermen hadda goggie maned Bob,
he wood show filmz suppozedly maed by teh goggies. an introduse dem bi sayin.
“heer a flim by mi dog Bob” ai allus thot “mi dog Bob” waz hystaricalli funne for sum reesun, don noes whi, just did….
Hey! I had a dog named Bob (may he RIP). Best goggie ever…
wait - if you called him bob all the time, how did you know when he was or was not in the ocean?