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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
this is not the mess you’re looking for…
this is not the not-second-congrats-message you are looking for.
this is not the mess i’m looking for…
silly kitteh…your Jedi mind trix do not work on me.
bcauz…you r not a jedi!!!
and i not haz a minde!
ALL GLOREE TO TEH HYPNOTOAD!!!
Wha’ppened? That comment was supposed to be under stend”s!
It wuz teh hypnotoad dat didz it.
where’s hypnotoad when I need him?
TECHNOTOADD
Silly kitteh, mind trix are for kids…
but it works!
spot uv poysin abuv yer i givd u awai.
Cute. Here is another with green eyes.
http://anyinput.com/item/show/item/1327/d/terii
I wuvs dis kitteh. I wants her to has gud forever home! Her has family nao?
yes, u has much cute, spechully teh blue eyes and prettie fur
downt 4gettz i am dee centur ob yur life
Yaz U kute! Boted 4 U B 4 2 moove U here! Snorgles
don wry bout teh mes kitteh, im ded frum teh cuooot.
Cute > Mess
sister to hot mess
nut to mention awlso half-cusin to hot,
cuz sister’s mama wuz berry hot !!
wut? ur callin’ ur mom hawt?
U noes I is kyoot and innocent. I no makes messes. Goggie did it. Wood dis face lie?
I noez we duzn’t haz a goggie….goggie wuz stranjur an borkd in an maed teh mess.
Doan wry, doa…I skeerz himz auf.
I iz gud kitteh, yesh?
Goggie is so stoopy, hims thinks “Wow, how I do dat? I owtside all afternun.”
An dat’s how stoopy goggie iz….himz nawt eben memmber bean insiedz…..
an dat’s y i luvs teh goggies…cuz dey’r so stoopy!!
less compitishun fur me…
LOL!
Yesh is very cute – so cutes i no see mess
So cute makes meh head asplode!
*Dies from teh cuteness*
WANTS TO TAKE YOUZ HOME!!!
But teh other kitties wud get jelish
Mess iz not dat bad anywayz. Wen u come in an see newspaperz tore up on floorz… dat’s a mess.
Iz dat a tattoo in da ear? WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHINGS I SAY
1731 ??
1337??? O_o
867 5309?
I gawtz it! I gawtz it!
That’s verree nice – butt ai don’t get it. I just need a liddle splanashun, pleez.
Is a song : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqUPApCUt90
Thank u verre much. Always nice to hav a knowej.
ai got yor nummer on tah wall
dun loose dat numer!
I fout our gud timz jus startn!
momcat
yahzz kitteh
i iz a mess cuz joo iz so kyoot
Karl Rove tryd dis. No wurk too well.
Yah, well … furst ya hasta be kyoot. Secund ya hasta not be crimmynal.
Yesh, but sumtiems iz krimminabubble 2 B kyoot.
Liek dis bebeeh kitteh.
Thurd yoo kant bee dislyked bi bof demukratz nd ‘apublikinz nd kittehz
Dat berry troo! Kyoot kittehs bringz ebberywunz togever.
dats cuz karl rover iz a stoopie hoomin !!!
stoopie an crimminal in moar wais dan gud hoomins can
ebben imajunz !!!
so berry sad foar owr cuntree
BTW folks
for those of you who think my postings were a bit overthetop…
this comment did not post, so I added the one below. One was
enough…I would have never posted two in a row about someone
who is imfamously better forgotten.
It’s now hours later and I see that the cheeze guys actually posted the
original comment (to my great surprise).
take care, awll !!
okeh, LBeeze. sry if i ufenden newun, but i rele dunt think menne peepl llyk Rove, butt I’m shur SUM do, so u guyz mebbe b stoopy in dat respek, but mebbe nut in udderz.
joo no wais offened meh, Vimmeh, an i totallee supportz jur right ta sai
hoaw joo feel abowt KR…and agreez wiff joo too…
i jus didnt want folks ta tink i wuz gowing wai over de topp with two
rantz in a row…..one gud rant wuz gud efuff !!!!!
i espeshullee lykez dee “lies lyke a dirty rug” commint.
dat won wuz lottsa fun ta write !!!
takes care !!!
dats cuz karl rover habs too few hoomin lyke qualitiez and
unfortunately he seemz to habs onlee dee wurse wons
kittehz downt lie
goggie downt lie
lolrusez downt lie
karl rovers lies lyke a dirty rug !!!!
no want !!
much pleh !!!
can we stick to the kitteh stuff, and try to drop the politics? or not?
Karl Rove iz not pollytikz. Karl Rove iz stoopieness. Iz difrins. In pollytikz ppl disugree bout stoopyness.
nawt eber1 lolhere livs in yer country n nawt eber1 has yer poltiks n stoopys. nawt ever1 unnerstans wen u maek posts bowt tehm. y nawt keep 2 tings we awl has in common?
I lieks dis. Less jess stik to teh kyoot kittehs an stoopy goggies.
ok sew LB expresseded herseff. dat is aloloweded heer.
…has aniwun comenced dansing yet.?
mi skirt feels a need tew twirl.
does anione has a coklit?
Deer Grammiekit and Princess Mu – ai know hao yoo feel abawt teh politiks – and is purrhaps a topik to be avoided as much as pawsibul.
Be taht as it may – it is a topik taht menee of us has eggstreemlee strong felines abowt – and we feel we must vent.
We (ai allow maiself to speek fur those hoo feel as ai do) ask taht u grashusslee allow our okashunal rants. Pleese just skip to the next comment. We trais hard nawt to do tihs, butt somtiems it just comes out!
/lolspeek off. How are political references any different than the pop culture references often on here that only a portion of the readers ‘get’?. Just because a reference isn’t universal doesn’t mean it shoudn’t be used. /lolsppek on. Pollytics is jes’ wut hyomins fuss over cuz dey got no tailz to chayse.
lynxany
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!
dat is the phunniest ting i read awllll dai….prolley awlllll week an awllll
month too !!!!
hyomins fuss over cuz de got not tails to chayse !!!!
i laffed mahself silly ober dat won !!!
u is da best !!!
P mu
as usuall, u is a sweetie !!
{{{{hugs 4 joo and Janet4}}}} too !!!
I glad it mayd you laff LBeeeze
Pursonilly, I think a tail wud be much more ennertayning (an beautimous … I wud like a fyne fluffe red one to go wif my hair thnx … and jes think of awl the soshul commentaree we cud mayk swishin’ or lashin’ or wavin’ gently or jes poker strayt disdayne an nebber say a word). But alas … I has no tail so I folloze polyticks. Poly=many,
ticks=bloodsuckers. Tailz is way better.
Karl Rove is stoopy hoomin hoo mayd war in irak go kablooeey. Dat all yoo need to no.
Oh he hadz plenny help frum other stoopy hyomins. Bof activvly and “luk-the-other-wayly”
Ai gree.
Me two!
Iz u’r rite ear has funnie hares?
U’r rite ear iz funie lookin lik not hare
I kyoot AND trendee – I can has ink. See my eer?
Wantid tribul. Stoopy tat artist.
U can’t resizt teh power of Teh Cute~!
(polyticianz need 2 lern dis…)
What iz mess? 1 towul an 6 mowsey toyz? Dat iz not mess.
An were are mowsey toyz supposta go? Kitteh’s desk draw? U giv kitteh upposable fums, maybee den we wurreez abowt mess.
Tortee kitteh sez, “Mi kyoot…let me shows u it.”
This pic is soo purrfect. Mai little Esme kitteh comes home (!!!) tomorro, an I been gettin reddy for her. Puttin away all teh stuf I doant want borked, an gettin owt teh kitteh toys. Sure, Esme will make teh messes. But, I alreddy noe she be kyoot, so I doant care.
Gud fur u and Esme an she will b hapy 2 b home wif a gud mom!
Awww, Esme is kewt naim. U reed Pratchett? Esme Weatherwax has kitteh kalled “You”. It sez “meep”.
She is tentatively named Esme after Granny Weatherwax. I have to get to know her better before I settle the name for certain, but it is kinda like naming Granny as her godmother, who else would you like to have on your side? I am as excited as a kidlet on Christmas Eve.
Has she got blue eyes? I think all kittens have , but if she’s named after Granny blue eyes would be most appropriate. Anyway, I hope you’re both very happy together for a very long time.
Happee, happee fur yoo, D Maire. Hav yoo alreaddy told us whut liddle Esme luks liek?
She’s a little black fuzzy ball of fur right now. She’s a rescue, and we haven’t actually met in person yet. Her eyes appear green in the photos. I’m told she is sociable without being clingy, and that she is already a master at hiding. A friend of a friend of a friend is arranging the adoption. I’ll post pics on my blog as son as I have them, of course. Probably way too many pics, but, that’s normal for around here, isn’t it?
D M
i iz so cited foar joo !!!
hope joo can get sum sleep tonight
oooooohhhh!! anuver pratchett fan!
gud for esme!!!
i noze she will be lurved!
jes dunt tell granny dat.
d marie, i so happeh u has new behbeh kitteh!!! dat r awsum.
esme nice name. jus doan gibes her niddel name kismet.
esme kismet… nawt so grate akshalleh..
What mess?
Mah kittehs could show u a mess, and that aint it!
Oooohhh …. is you Thomas Canty the awrtist? Or a fan of hiz? Or is jes’ coinssydinse?
Iz Thomas Canty the prinse.
Oh … I such a fan of de awrtist, alwayze conneckt hims to the naym furst. But Twain’s Tom Canty is grate too!
mezz? wat is mezz? iz organisashion!
dazz rite HUMANSLAVE……doan look at da mess…..Juss keep walkin…..nuttin to see hears…..
**waves paws in mystical motion when HS walks away**
ewe R getting sleeeeeepy……yer Ilids are getting hevee….wen I meow fer ewe tree tymes, ewe shall submit to my evry demand…..
MEOW MEOW MEOW !
Now goz and getz me soem nyp…
Yesh, mastur….I getz u teh nypz…. @_@
ewe got it !!!
what kitteh ?? move ovar? I hoggin da couch…..git ewe yer blankie ?
yesss yer majesty….@.@
I is tryin finger-paynts. ‘Sept i no has fingers.
teh babee didnint put up much of a fite…u r next, puny hoo-man.
The dog did the mess.
I no lying – look in eyes.
*BAIZ KITTEH MOAR TOYZ*
eggzactly!
wear de pingpong balls? were de balls wif de bells insyde?
where de foil balls? where de feather fingie? wear de kittie condo?
dis pour kitteh needs MOAR STUFFZ!!
Yes did kitteh looks very hard dun by. Poor tragic widdle kitteh, has hardly any toyses. Bet they hardly eber feed babeh too.
Iz naut big mez. Cud be wurs.
Um….speekin uv mesez…cood sumwon halp meh ta be clenin up tis hed splort on da desky? I fergitted ma CHRG(wdoi) en teh dormie rume….
but…but…deres a mess rite behind you kitteh!!
Iz nawt mess….iz orgineyezed kayaws.
is cawld ”en treh pee” hyoomin, lern 2 fizzux, kthxbai.
Kittehz due nawt maykz
“Messez”. Dey habz “Fun” and datz
innvollvz “Grabbittee”
If Kitteh iz cawtt
Kitteh canz awllwayz crankz up
Purrz andz “Kewtness Rayz”
Hewminz arz so hie-
strung. Dey needz to hab Kitteh’z
cayr-free attitood
Jack.
verry well said !!! : )
Fanks, LBreeze
Jack.
allways positiv. jack, ur vessel ob lite. fanks u!!
This look like mai kitteh when it brake a lamp. “Wuz like that when I came in heer! Rly!”
Heh. Dis cud be mah dottir, only she not tortie, she blondie.
that cat not inosent! cat have TATTOO!
It’s a HALLOWEEN kitteh! My son always called those black/orange torts Halloween cats!!! I wants!
omg! looks just like my kitten! lol
y kitteh haff nmprz in eer?
What is written in this kitten’s ear?
do u peeplz nawt no teh powah of LOL SPEAK?! comez and uses it sumwhere… sumtiem…
ohhh, that kitteh is really cute. i must look at the cute.
SPLORT!
Turqoise eyes!