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My Kibbles! Get dem 2!!!1
gratsies for the nawt-secund Toonces !! how you likes dribin and dansin at onced?
ah rite nyce komint der toonces!
*step prean groom smile purrrr*
* danse frolik sway*
U’ll never buy teh genairick gushifuds again, willya?
Kudos 4 Toonces, teh (rig?) driving cat!!!
(Not daring to danss teh Fling agen, sry)>
” my souffle !!! but what happened to my souffle ??? “
It fawlded, an it cant getz up.
halp! I’M ROFL and I cant getz up!
hehe!
LOL !!!!!
joo allwais crack meh up, stendley
(notice noo nicname) ai juz cant halp mahself !!!
time to roll out “the im so kewt, ignore that flaming fo paw behind meh” spiel
An mah bankie!… an mah mowsie!… an um… mah bottlol capz!… An mah stringzes!
An wait, wait, pweeeze, tewl awl teh udder big guizz in teh hehmuts – tanks!!! Yoozz my herewos! [mine too
]
i iz runnin wiv skissorz next
ok, butt 1rsy tayk gat bocks offf yer haid!
At leest teh nies hyoomin saevz meh.
Dis kinda sad pikshur, in a wai.
Iz verry sad… hope no one was hurt
Mai fawts zactly.
ah lyke tew hope its a happi pikter. Kitti looks ascared, but saef! and wi just pra dat awll da hommins just fyne tew.
It sez matches …..butt maybe teh kitteh waz just invokin teh kitteh rite to get stuck up in teh tree? Kitteh’s clinging on 2 teh nice hyoomin wif a “Nevvah agen! Iz nevvah goin up ther agen” luk on it’s deer widdo face.
@annyluvsprintie
Dout it, cuz teh cartoons? Dey lie. Fyr departmen don come out to get kittehs out uv trees…too expahnsiv. Fyr men prefers to spend monee on puttin out fyrs and savin lifes. If kitteh stuck in tree, kitteh haz to get out byself, or hope owner haz a laddr.
acktully…they do come to the rescoo.
My local news had artikle bout it recently…
Iz tru. I haz frend who haz big broddah who is fyrman.
Actually, we do not get cats out of trees unless there is a good reason, only a smaller rural department would do it no questions asked. Most larger city departments do not have the time to be getting cats out of trees, animal control handles those calls. We can respond to upwards of 30 calls a day in just medical and fire responses, we can’t afford to take a truck out of service to rescue a cat that will come down eventually when it gets hungry.
Yes, i do work for a fire department and no, i won’t say which one.
poar kitty look very skeert
Glad u sed dat, darrkwolff. I wuz gonna giv sumwun a BINGLOL by sayin “dis not reelee teh phunnee” but u sed it bettr.
Yah I was thinkin that too….cute…but sad. The kitteh looks so scared/sad.
I sre u werent, kitteh, I sre it were stoopy goggie agin.
Jess hoald meh…I iz skeered. I so sawwy.
I thot Smokie teh Bare wood put owt teh fyre. I gess he is only a cartune.
ahh, i’ve neber scene thiz…ownly saw him telling us dat only we can prevents teh fyres…and he forgeted two tell uz hyoomons to wach da kittehs, an donnt let dem play with machies
Kitteh no haz “fumbz”!
No wuz playeeng wiff matchez.
Wuz juss stukkz in Tree
Prittee Hewmin fyndz
skeerd stryppee Kitteh kwikklee.
Reechez owtz a hand
Skeered wyde eied Kitteh
diskubburrz dat “Down” iz moar
diffikultz tahn “Up”
Jack.
Jackm u diz it agin! U iz sooper-gee-nee-us!
Dat’s awl dis wuz! Kitteh wuz jess stukk in tree!
tanks Jack! nao we can awl juss tawlk and pla like awlways, nstead ov B N sad : )
Oops!
Mai pollogies, Jack.
*bows*
“note to self: “Read down b4 commmenting.”
I juss wanted to cheer tings up.
For the second time: (grrr)
Mai pollogies to Jack.
“bows”
Didn’t read down far enuf.
Hi, annyluvsprintie:
No needz 2 apawllijize.
I poasted mah poemz befoar
tewornjkittehz poasted herz
sad petz stoaree.
Jack.
ohai, jack!
i duznt visit over da weekendz, so dint see till today. berry nice pome.
last nite mah naybur howse got burned. wuz berryscareh for behbeh and 2 goggehs. akshalleh wuz berry scary 4 daddeh… evbuddy gotted owt okeh. mah companeh adoptin dem 4 holidays. we kollektin clothses an shuses for dem nao. gud can bees come from bad.
is u referring to firefighter person…? could be “hansum” hewmin
jus a thot
woweee! an den teh fiermen caym!
an den tehy reskewd mai!
an den tehy givd mai snorgles n treets n gushifuds!
an den tehy letted mai ried in teh fiertruk! whoo hooo!
ai wanna bern sumthin else!!!!!
tihs r won disturbd kitteh. i nevar metted a kitteh dat lieked goan fer rieds ennywear wif ennyone.
My Slaine kitteh frum my cowllige daze used to luuuurrrvvee my bi monthly drive frum Toosawn to L.A. She wud stretch out along back of truck seet and luk out de windoze, while my goggie sat in passinjer seet. Peeples wud driv longsides of usand stare
. Slaine din’t set firez tho!
Kyuut storee! Thx
Frum CSI, boi lited howse on fier wif fierjel – rites “bitch” on kichin floor – kills sister. i’s lit up wen he tawked bowt how fiermen came.
doh! it eeted mai post!!!
frum CSI, littel boi lited kichen on fier, rote “bitch” in fierjel on floor, killd sster. i’s lited up wen he tawked bowt teh fiermen cumin.
tri postin agen. frum CSI episode where boi lited kichen on fier wif fierjel. i’s lited up wen he tawked bowt fiermen cumin.
nice! teh luk on his face wehn nick wuz liting matchz wunattatiem…
Jack dats a kayoot thawt.
I’s a lil sadz becuz der iz hozez in teh streetz.
kitteh is sayfe tho. =)
Dis kitters SOOOO frikn kyute. I want dis pikter on my wal..
mebbe dey uzededz da hozez to git kitteh owt uv twee?
tee hee kittehlurve!!!
snorgles galore!
The first kitteh to join the fire department found it hard to get a good uniform.
Not tu mention dey gave heems a dalmation size bedz an foodie bowlz. De governmentz servicez don’t dapt well tu changez.
Kitteh halps nice ladee practis fireman’s carry.
This pitchur meens sometin werse fer me; the pet store where eye buyed all my kitteh food & goggie food & lizerd food just burned down.
It were also a adopt-a-rescue-pet-store…so verah sad, but most uf the kittehs n goggies n turkles n birdies din’t make it out uf the fire. *sniff*
O noes! Ai cryin
oh mi gawd! dat horrabilll!
ah am sew sorri tew hear dat!
mee tew- ai hatez 2 here bout tingz laik tat- hoep thai dyed of teh smoek inhalayshun. Yiss, dat’s wat prollee hapend.
Horrendous!
Iz to sad! ;_;
what store ?
Meribar ?
mICHIGAN….
I found this on Etsy.com, not sure if it’s the right one.
**A portion of my sales this month will be donated to the Jacksonville Humane Society, whose animal shelter has just been destroyed by a tragic fire. Sadly, most of the cats perished, although firemen were able to rescue most of the dogs housed there.
ooooh noes…
i iz so sad ’bout dat…. no werds werk 4 it.
Was that in Warren, MI? I saw that on the news. So horrible.
Yeah, that’s where eye uzed to go. I were actually drivin by on my way to werk wehn i saw the fire truks…it were a verrah sad nite. Then wehn I herd later that most uf the aminals din’t make it, it were a verrah sad Caturday fer me…
aye walk peasfuli alowng ebri dai
n fear oar nawt,
reel oar imagined
cacooned wiffin mi own trubbles an jois
ceein da werld arownd mi wiff owt recognition
den,wiff nawt a wisper,
turns fate
n sylent retribution
crashin thru mi amrer and into mi plans
equalibriam iz lawst
tho slipin awn da frawst
ah wil fynd balence agin.
den shi twist anover wai
an rests gintli n mi hands
plyint tew mi demands
n wun moment ah nemises
n da nexx, shi cant resist
ah am da master…
sumdais
Dat wuz bee-yoo-tee-full, Princess. Fenk yew fur shaering wif us.
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very, very, beautiful !!
reminds me of a saying…
This too shall pass
Fank joo LBeeeze!. This too shall pass is one ov mi faves.
i tri to remember that if it’s good i better enjoi it cause it may be over sune.
if it’s bad, juss hang tuff tings will change again sune enuff : )
holy wow Princess Mu…I was pretending to myself that I was a poet, but I have work to do, I see it now.
De Grammiekit gibs pants-splitting so-deeps curtsey to de Princess Mu, and reels off into the fog. A deep sigh is heard, by dose who lissen to odders.
wheew.
De Princess MU honors us wit her contera…commnen…additions to are chat.
fank u Grammiekit! wut a loverli compliment! u can has good poetri tew! ebriwun haz der own style. : )
That was beautiful, princess. I’m so moved I can’t even lolspeak.
okayes. i not to be smoken in teh bedz no moar.
this brings back memories of NEDM..
YTMND?
Iz ok now kitteh.
(no moar matches fur yoo!)
Fire/rescue peeple RAWK !!
Hooray for all da FIre, an EMS, and POlice,,,
TANK YOU FER ALL YOO DO !!
[loloff] We have a framed newspaper clipping (from over 50 years ago) of my grandfather, a firefighter, carrying a bedraggled kitty out from a burning lumber mill. Smokey lived a long life with my dad and his family! [/lolon]
Res-Q ppl ruuule! 3 chears 4 res-q ppl!
TREE CHEERS 4 the Resoo peepulz. An a razzberri fer dah mayor hoo taiks dah creditz!!11!1
I take u to my dalmation
he’ll play wif kitteh liek dis- OM NOM NOM NOM
Wai punish teh poor Dalmation cuz u is a Brutus? ‘Cuz 99 outta 100 kittehs will NOT bee nommed. Wif dey qwikness an razor sharp pointee pointz, dey will PWN teh goggie an hee will bee saying “Wait..wut?” an kitteh will alreddeh bee eesin on down teh road.
pllllllbbbbbb
I once had a Dalmation and he wus afraid ob everyting. He would charge at other animals but he rlly wus a wuss, because he was rly trying to cover-up hiz scared. He co-exited, coeist–lived in our haus with R shy kally-koe kat, but onlee becuz teh kitteh stayed in 1 rume (the Master br) away from the googie. Goggie wud charge at himz, if he kame owt, but rly himz iz a big chiggin. (shyy kitteh no minez hiding in b.r. awl day)
Well, den we adopted a (veddy well-manered) stray Tiggger kitteh, himz knot afrayded of teh big spotty dawg. He naugt fite wit deh goggie, either, but rathur juz sat on da L.R. flour. So himz jus chillin and lickin hiz fingers, and Spot (names R changed to protect the guilty (Rest his Sole) ) B all nervous, den tigger runs up to goggie, goggie runz awai, an he does a doo-doo as he runs! At thad momment, Aye unnerstand it meens to have the **** scared owt of U.
Dis ladie, she be mi heroz. Kiteh luvz her so vary much!
bad kitty.
Terryfryd kitteh looks terryfryd
sew halpless and keeut!
havin truble posting
fixed?
Ixnay on the ixed-fay, KL.
We cat persons prefer to say “differently fertile”.
OH LCB!!!!!!!! dat was LOL!!!! funni!
and you meen by that?
I swearz, tree did not luk so high when Iz climbin it. Fank u for halpin meh.
In ur treez, teezin ur publick survents
looking for ceiling-in-the-sky cat?
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!
nooooes think of the lolchops!!!
um… dis not Pitypat, an neethr wuz dat.
– Teho
(oi, WurdPrez?… http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00e398a896300003.html
GRAAAAH!!! )
i thought that this was one of the dumest things i’ve ever seen
U duz nots tri an blame teh stoopy. Dass imposumbul. Insted, onlys try to reeliez teh troof.
Wut troof?
Der is no stoopy.
Der is no stoopy?
Wut, is der sum kinda ekko in heer? …den yool see, is not teh stoopy dat posts. Is onlys urself.
“2rb01bcs”: you were free to ignore it and keep on rolling.
My lack of respect for your trolling-
Let me show you it.
holy crap, that’s my old apartment complex…wtf.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwz!!!
what iz wiff dis ketteh? iz he gonez mad???
yes no
wth iz wit dis kitteh?????? but still cute at same tiem!