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(Is no shopped. Sleeping kitteh o’rly came in da box. Thx Cally!)
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well nawt quite truth, she a bit awake …
sprinkled with Aquifina….mek anybody come awake
Ahm onlee a bit awake, too…but mah toesees are tryin too wiggul dants, fur u, Mu!
Aye habs teh sleepy, too, butts Aye wiggle n taps mah feets cuz Aye so happeh fur our Princess!
Iz wonerful dai!
U haz teh sleepee butts, Romeow?
Hai Darrkwolff!
Aye did nawt reeleyeze it, butts ur rite –
Aye does haz teh sleepee butts!
Aye fink Aye lieks dat!
Hee hee heeeee!
Romeow, u mite wanna wakes teh butts up, or dey will b up awl niet!
Sage advice, Darrkwolff!
Sage…and thymely.
groooooaaaaannnnnnn *hed desk*
Mai badz…I kuldn’t hep mahseff. *blush*
Smart kitteh read teh box and sed, “Ah, purrfect.” She is just settlin down fur her nap and will be asleep shortly.
Meanwile, princess mu, wut sort of dance wud u like to sellibrate ur notseconditude? Mah bak is better, but I still can’t do teh wiggly stuff, so I rekomends teh Virginia Reel.
princess u iek hot chocky and caturday cookies and nawt-second dansin!
wiggle rt,
wiggle left
turnin tipee-toe rt,tipee-toe left
spinin rt,
spinin left
whoops !
splaaat !
on da floor-but soooo grayce-fool !
gude mornin daarrlinks!!!! yeth, ah wood lyke hawt chocolit, thnx!
*wiggle wiggle turn turn reel reel*
: )
HAPPI CATURDAI!!!
I cud dants if ah had a cooookieeee……
*nudge*
Ifs derez nawt enuff, U can hab haff ov mine, Kathleen.
Nuffin liek sum sugur an catfeend to git meh reely dansin!
O, tanks!
HEEEEEEER ai am to save teh DAAAAAAAAAYYYEEEEE!
Bringing lots ov cookees (peanut butter, choklit chip, choklit fugde brownee, oatmeel with raysins and sum shortbred.
Plenttee of energee to go around fur our deer Princess. Hmmmmm . . . deer Princess? if Bambi were Prince of teh forest, and he married Faline – she wud be deer Princess. Princess MU – HOOO are yoo reelee?
butt ai digress – ai’m joining the Virginia reel rite nao!
step step curtsy step step curtsy
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Dans dans etc!
fank u mighty mouseie- (jch4k)
which sid ub mushyroom u wantz mez to eatz?
I sittz dis wun owt, virgina reel libs meiz reelin….
momcat
Mol asses…DO NOT WANT
Ai maded a dancin’ cookeee fur u, Cat-leen, but ai ated it beefour it ated me!
Kitteh luks jetlagged after the long flight from China.
flite wusnt ruff, but teh Yoo Pee Ess man dint red teh “frajjul” sine n be throwwin teh boks liek cottin canndee.
Obennin boks mebbe waik her ub.
Mebbe she waik up wen bokx obbened.
OOOBS!
‘Made in China?’ Best check kitteh for lead levels….
No, no, no! Only buy AMERICAN-MADE kyats!
Dis kitteh “made in China”, iz kitteh gon b recalled too?
Aye volunteer to taek kitteh an gib it lots ov snorgle an schmoo.
Ifs Aye doan git sik, we noe taht kitteh iz safe.
This cud be a long test…juss to maek sure…wuddnt want ennybunneh else to git sik.
Aye thro myseff face furst, onto teh bellie ov teh kitteh, fur teh gud ov mah Cheez Peeps.
I r nawt heero, I juss doin mah job.
You brayv kind sol…
Ja Wohl!
NO! No recall kitteh! Wunz she wakes up, kitteh getz da lead owt!
Iz purrfeckly safe affer dat!
Oh, Very GOOD! LOL
do not lick or eat off of the lead bearing cats !!! not foodsafe !!! for decorative purposes only !!!
Kitteh does have sum ornjy parts. cud be poyzin…
Ad leez don eed off de ornjy pards,
o noes! Eye can nowt haz “my littel kitteh”s?
omg ! purrrfek ! hed splodes frm caturday cyootnesses !
CCC to teh resceew ……naow whi dnt u hab ur CHRG (scoldin jentli, cuase nawt nise to yel on peeples wif essploded hedz
heerz wun fer the nety tyme , and sum choklit (WHISPA !) an a sawftie blankie an sum ……. wil u hab teh cawfee oar teh tee?????
ai goes an mopz up ur branez naow..
*swishes, swishes, swishes,*
annnnnnn noooaaawwww ……..
ai do the danse ob awt fursty fer the princess……
ai will danse dis danse wif mi new partener …..teh MOP!!!
(maibee ai hab watcheded too miny ole Frwed Astare an Ginjer Roggerz mobies)
*tappiteetoe, tappiteetoe tappiteetoe*
frow the mop to teh rite han ,frow it to teh lefty han
an puts miop awn florr an danse danse danse danse awl round it.
an tappiteetoe reeeeeel fast….
an tappiteetoe reeeeeeelfast.
an tehn ……oooopppzz
ai fawl down (trippeded ober teh mop)
*sigh* ai betz fwred astare dint fawlz obbe hiz mop………
Taht wus prettee spektaqular whilst u were still awn yur feet, ai must say!
Catatonic!
hurry–giff de kitteh a tonic-watter, so himz getz bettre–iz on floor nex two kitteh-in-a-box!
Play with yu? See what the box sez?
Has some oranj, is she poizon?
non, but she am kallikoh, so prolly rly noorotic n ful of poysin *akshunz*
Mah kallikoh r not noorotic, or poysin. Teh noorosees all beelong to mah bubby cat, the big fat floofy tabby.
rly? mah kallikoh, Biba, be liek, “o hai, do i kno u?” 1 mins, den be liek, “st00pid hy00min, i wantez ur lapz NAO,” den be liek, “wtf ur poysin, git aweh from mah fays *SCRATCHZ*!” n b liek, “OOoOOoo sprkly toyz!” 30 secs latter. mebbeh she jus skitzo liek her ferr.
My kitteh lyk dat wuz all blk. She b nuts butt wuz mommie 2 z prettiest litter ob bebes u eber seed. All wer multi-colored an dey wuz born Easter week. Corse we colded dem de Easter Eggs. Noorotic kiteh joined in joke by hidden dem ebery day — in diperent plases. I tink she b tring 2 git rid ob drm akshuly.
Moral ob teh storee must be cats ob all colours can has noorosees. Or cats is just plain crazee!
or prolly is teh opzit: hy00mins b teh crzy 4 WANTs kittehs
mamma alles sed “crayzee iz az crayzee does.”
Dat kitteh are ADHD!
ai can haz ADHD??????
Ai can haz AD….oooooo…shiiiineeee….. @_@
Needz Kitalin?
Dis trut iz eze, rlly. U got bx, opn et, N u have kitty in bx, N wut do Kitties do? sleeepppin mozzly. OKTHX
hoominz r stoopee, uz kittehz mus alweys stait da obveeus, so az nawt to cunfuewz dem. Alsew we has tu makez the wurdz in stoopee hoominz langweedge cuz peepelz doan speelz reel gewd.
I gibs u 5 cheezburgas cuz Tro11 not bee thinkin reel gewd.
Ai bet dis toi iz cumpleetlee non-tocksik wit no led paynt enneewherz
oh noes yew has diskoverd da graat chinneez konspeerasee-get tew da peepulz throo kewt kittehz!
Oh No – is chinah maid cat – Is full of led?
No let khildren chex 4 flavr
*snif* *snif*
Kitteh nawt happeh wif placement ov sleepy bocks. Iz kinda stinky here.
Coneseeairge – Pleese to git me a sleepy bocks wif bettr locashun.
KTHXBAIZZZZZZZZ
handull wiff CARE !!
“Hay Moe: whut doez ‘fra-gil-lay’ meen?”
sparky m
u has inspirud meh ta wear a sign…
will danze foar cookeeeez !!!
ancient chinese secret hmm?
This kitty needs to get the LEAD OUT.
/snicker
Kalleeko Kitteh
needz bawkz 2 sleepz in. Dis wun
luukz lyke itz shoodz wurk
Flooffee gurl Kitteh
getz cummfurrtibillz. Fillz t3h
bawkz effurtlesslee
Catturrday Kitteh
cellebraytz t3h bess way she
knoez how… Duz nuffengz!
Jack.
an duz it wiff grace an style !!
da truff ?!
da TRUFF ?!!
U CANT HANDLE DE TRUFF !!!!
Code Red! I haz it!
code red? wherz da fire?
momcat
Immigrant kitteh
sneaks across the border
This ben fotoshopped.
Can till bi pixlz,
N havin seen mane shpz in mai time.
Reddy to go into next boks:
Desc.: PLAYING CAT
Or is she Schrodinger kitteh?
Yay! My cat is here! Let’s see, instruction book, wiring…
“noe assemblee rekweired”
Ai luked up da nummer onna box. Dis iz what wuz shippd in box:
http://www.plowhearth.com/about/generalPop.asp?sImage=50472_laying
so purty calico cat iz led-free.
I cee-
cally-cat iz MUSH moar purty then the rock-kitteh wat came in boks. (An less “catatonic”, 2)
iz verree kyoot yard orn…orm…dekorashun!
Ai googled da nummer onna box. iz garden statoo. So purty calico cat iz led-free. Ai tryd to put url to picher but it woodn let me.
Ai iz nawt sleepin, Ai iz restin mai ys
insomnicat agrees
bewear teh led paynt
lol made in china
evreh1 noez tiz a BECKZONIN kat!