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Goggie sez I can haz EAR Thermometer???!!!!???
oo dat tikklz
Congratumalashuns, profkrakatoa, on havin teh top spot. Is customerry here to do sellibrashun dance for teh erliest poster. How’s ur hula?
Aye lurvs to HULA!
Aloha Oi….Aloha oi!!!
(notice I’z named after volcano!)
Thanks for de dance. I never gotted a comment in so fast be4
Teh gentle oshun breeze iz blowin
Teh palm treez r swayin
an I’m dansin teh hula fur teh Professor
on Cheezburger Eyeland.
All I needz iz a dwinkee wif sum froot init.
I lubs Cheezburgr Eyeland. Sew peesful heer.
you would think the dog would look more suprised, not the cat !!!
goggie needz to spesify taht the tale shood be kleend befoar teh rear-to-ear transfur…
Kitteh sez “Reelacks goggie! Dis woan hrutz a biit.”
Goggie sayz “WTF ai eatz lsat nyt?????”
LOL!
Tempature is normal AGAIN! Dis teh very last tyme I do dis for yoo.
say aaahh
Say eeeeuuuuwwww
Agrfeez wif Daisy curly cat..
Kitteh be finkin “Lsat tym goggie! Neber, neber, eber agin. Neber!”
Noo thermometer is also self-cleening!
Big time-saver foar vets!
Gak!
Sad “butt” troo!!!!
dis iz so anal!
Dr. Pleh … reporting for doody
thx gudness u r heer Dr., we hazzing anuther wun ov them catdog kinda thingeez, oanlee wivowt teh kewl theem song. … r u feelin alot ov glove in this room?
I’ve heard it called “growing a tail”, but that dog grew an entire cat. Or maybe he just needs to chew his food better.
I think that’s HILARIOUS!
meetwo
Wow …… They are looked very clever ……. as U can see ……. Both they look at the camera ……..
Heh heh! these are funny pictures. Ive never seen anything like them! i like the 1 when the cat is in ur screen wating for u mouse. Bye Bye!
I dunno…call me old fashioned, but I just don’t trust these new-fangled deevices they’re coming out with these days!
yeah—dey maibee werk Ohkay, butt iz hairry gettin uset to dem!
Conjoind Twins
Need munny for da operashun
Had enuff monies, butts kitteh spent it awl on Cheezburgerz.
nom nom nom
Teh saga continuus
dem danm catz !!!!
lol !!
pushmi-pullyu awdishuns 4 noo dr doolittul movee.
I cannot recommend your site if you continue to post such crude captions. Grow up a bit in your attitude and let the lolcats speak graciously. Cats are dignified creatures, you know.
Nawt awl cats.
musta neber scean mai kiteh jumpz upz fur da fud dish on top ub da dressier an bonks da top dwar….headsmoosh!
oh awl wight- ” Sir Doggie, may I take your temperature with my special thermometer? This will take no time at all, and I am done, you may join us on the veranda for cheese and wine.”
momcat
please pull your head out of your arse. if you can’t handle people poking a bit of fun at at picture of animals by alluding to a body cavity/part or two on the Internet maybe it’s you who has some growing up to do. seriously, go take a nice long walk in the park or something. or maybe spend more time reading digg instead.
Well…don’t recommend the site then!!!
Geez!
BUTTSECKS
yur doin it rwong!
dis wut dey meen by doggeh stile?
I can has malpractice lawsuit?
Hewp, we stuk!
mebee ewes iz siameese twins joynd at tale–
Peeps, pleez help rise monee for separashon oparashion!
juss be attachin teh hose an - presstoe - inflatulated puppeh!
Doggeh andz Kitteh
heerz t3h Canz Oapenurr. Arz
suddennlee awll eerz
Hoo willz getz fedd furst?
Kitchunn floarz iz awll slikk tylez,
but Kitteh iz kwikk
Puggee Doggeh canz
tryz 2 bytez Kitteh’s tayl, but
duz nawt wantz a war
Jack.
iz very speshul sownd wen remooving kitteh tail from poochiez ekzit hoel - this iz y puppeh iz kawld *pug*
tug smug pug’s plug? ugh!
It’s snug!
as a bug in a rug?
u iz juzz so clevur todai !!
i’m getting tired of not being fed while mummeh looks for you…now you can’t get lost.
baroo?
Doktr kitteh’s digital display defiles doggeh……..
Oppozites attrakt
yeah–teh kitteh
magnetic purrsonality
he haz it.
kitteh no can let sleeping goggiez lie
she gonna get to da truff !!
I dont have capshun. I just wanted to say “ewww”.
Ditto ewwww.
Noe, kitteh, I doan wanna smell ur tale. I noe whair itz been.
Thermometer goes WHERE?
ooojha! plz 2 warsh all purrmomitors befur and aftur eetch yoose…we no wants spreds baktiriyums!
Purrmomitor…u has teh funneh.
OK, now its situashuns like tihs is why i switched to a digitul thermomiter.
(and bye “digital” i doan’t meen “finger!”
yeah, I noes whut U meeans in situashuns liek this: I jus hate it wen dat happens!
Ifn dat puppeh poots kittehs tayl gonna blows up!!!
KWIT EETIN MAH POSTES!!!
K I tries agin.
If dat puppeh p00ts, Kitteh’s tayl gonna splode.
I guffawded out loud. I’z hibrow humors.
iz a dirrtee yob, but some1 haz to does it. =)