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u can not sit here. mien.
i wud danse fur u, but cannot arise from mai couch. hope u unnerstand.
i can wiggle a bit, tho …
wiggle wiggle wiggle
back to sleep nao
tkx. ai goed bak 2 beddees 2. nawt big sloth, jus bebe sloth.
Bebe Sloth cummin soon! Juz slow
ai foght it sez “Crotch iz full” da furst time I read it.
an excellent example of the fine art of matching your furniture to your pets, to avoid having to deal with cat hair – but did they remember to make the carpet AAAACK colored? (that’s a hexidecimal color reference, BTW)
is maih kittah. He is Rufus.
Sorry bout the ugly carpet, it’s pink, and it sucks.
Why, it reelee IS pink, isn’t it? Ai thot it wus lite grey! Jamie – u must be so prowd of Rufus. SUCH a prittee kitteh – luv the white band arouwnd his nek.
Niz kitteh, ok dapenport, ko karpet. Snorgles to Rufus.
dunno wad heppen 2 commen – mai showup lader – ai trai to sai kitteh berry preddy an ai laik nem Rufus – bud dusnt dat meen “Red”?
BTW – u cen put kitteh heir on carpet 2 maek it mach Ruffun n furnishur
Rufus is hansum boi. U did a berry gud job of matchin himz to ur furnichur. I wud do teh same.
yes, pink would be closer to hexadecimal BLARGH than AAAACK – home despot’s color scanning technology and/ or carpet dye could help ;o)
Iz AAACK de color u ged wen kitteh puke up hairbaws?
dat waz mi furst thot….
I like pink
Mah kitteh named Rufus too! Iz gud name.
He looks just like my cat!
LOL Maybe I’ll try this “color” on my MySpace layout.
“ebby ting heer iz mien”
my couch, not yours. kthnxbai.
My personal space, let me show you it.
….but whail ur up, houz obawt sum snackee caeks?
Kthxbai.
i can has taysteecaek?
P,B & J
kplsthx
teh luk of sadness on kitteh’s faec is so gennoo…..jeenu….so reel, it maeks mi wanna crai…..
Wy kitteh sad?
I dont fink he luks sad,
just inscrutable.
Don trie to scrute him.
LOL
I nebber scrute kittehs.
If I sau sumwun elts duin it, Eyed cawl teh SPCA. Krooul an unyooshual.
Iz not sad. That’s his “why you taik piks owf me?” face.
LOL Iz zo tru!!
I curlz my front leggs up and holdz my tale in, but still not enuff room for yoo. I trieded my hardest.
Not ur couch is mah happee place.
Don’t sit on my pussy, cat !
No scenitee okai? Lozza yungstirs visid heer. KTHXBAI
Yeah! That’s the last thing we “youngsters” need right now. Keep it appropriate, please.
ai iz teh loard hi pooh-bahz, an dis seet iz mien (til teh Mikadoez showz up aniwai)
I iz da berry model ub a moden maja general……
gilblits n sullyvan!
Yaeh!
momcat
wif imfermashin vegitablez aminalz an minarelz??????
mineralz? yu meen lyke dees?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNfx0FO4hzs
TOM LEHER, OMG !!!!!!!!!! he iz wun ob mi bery bery bery faboritez !!!!!!! Wher awn erff did u fine him????? an der ar lawtz ob hiz songz awn utube…. Yea, Yea ,Yea,
ai mus sai ai am impresseded taht u r familiur wiff hiz werk……..he becam famus because ob teh show “Taht Waz Teh Week Taht Waz” an it waz awn in 1964……( ai waz 14, butt mi mudder an fadder thot he waz teh bomb, sew ai allus herd hiz songs
mi mudder gived mi cosin Bobby teh record albumz fer Christlmas wun yeer an mi gramma, (hoo waz Irish Caffolic) walkeded in teh room jest az teh song “Vatican Rag”
waz plaing ,,………hoo boi waz she steemed…….. (ai dont tink shee had muchofa sence ob humur bout teh hole caffolic ting….)
Sew…….gascat, u r mi bery speshul fren fer showin me dis……..fank u, fank u, fank u
*dont luk now peeplez butt ai tink wee hab a troll amunst us*
Agree with Salleh awl the way! So
Gaaaascat, tell us
Awl Burgher peeple r jellous
Waz Momcat teh wun hoo by chance,
Taught yoo Lerhrer’s teh best of teh . . .
ai can’t do it. Teh last lion eludes mee. *sigh*
(Paw4Thot – u see – ai told u I no can has a mews!)
Janet …….ai tink u did pretti gud der…….moar tan ai cood do,……
Tom Lerher…….*walkz awai shakin hed an gigglin to mislv…*
ai meen ai noes taht teh peeplez heer r remarkablez but,……wheeew…..
yis janet, she was. ai lerne awl mai bess tricks frum momcat!
yu muss be fan, nawt menny peps kno taht un. altho, ai berleeve mai favrit tu be “new math”. momcat lubs “poysining pigeons en teh park” shud be easy, juss feed em oranges!
but ai lubs ebbery seengle wun ub tom lehrer’s sawngs.
I has teh bocks set uv TL. He is teh dubble-plus-rool. Mai favrit is “Eddypuss Rex.”
ebberytyme ai tri to pik a faborit TL song, ai tinks , yah datz gud, but wat about DIS wun……Pollution, (fabulous) Be Prepared (the Boy Scouts Marching Song) too fun, Verner Von Braun,……the Stori of Alma……SoLong Mom We’re Off to Drop The Bomb, National Brotherhood Week, MLF Lullaby , New Math, (ai still trine to figgure taht wun owt) ai don tink he ebber wrote wun ai dint tink waz funnee.
But wat I lik about TL, is teh saem ting ai lik about G&S ……tehy writted taht stuff lawtz ob yeerz ago, butt still funne todai…, nawt to mentshun….relevant……
Und Poisoning pigeons ina park?
& Mudd, mudd, glorrrious ,iddd
& maybe Springtyme n Fayrebnks?
R iz othr riter?
wow. i fergotted about tom lehrer until jes now. fankoo! i used too lissen to his albums wif mai mom when i was mush liddler. CC bless youtube!
u cauts us jck4h-
I didz teachez da gascat bout da tom lehrer…… mai fambli awl lubbz da intellifuniz (duz u naow bout “Im sorry, I’ll read that again”- earli phytons…… so grewz up on da gud funniz.
I naows Stan Freeberg, Spike Milligan, phone etic pun shation awl dat gud stuff-
I findz song fur u jck4h- iz da furst song on da record…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgTL71yZ3Mo
momcat
Yes, gascat, ai am indeedee a grate fan. Thar wuz a tiem when ai knew moast of his sawngs bai hart!
But ai think there r nao verree few in your aj groop hoo know him. He needs a beeg combak. Wun song funnier tahn the next!
Oh, thank yoo SOOOOO much momcat!! I just luvs taht song and I havn’t herd it in years.
Ai used to sing a lot of Mahler – did the soprano solo in teh Mahler 2nd at teh Universitee of Michigan – verree eggsciting – hardlee a bigger thrill in the whilred, ai think, tahn to be singing with taht huge orchestra and chorus behind u. And when ai furst mooved to Stuttgart, ai stayed fur two weeks at teh Weissenhof on Killesberg, wun of teh leeding exampuls of the Bauhaus achitekshure. (Corse, it didn’t meen much to mee then. Ai still had a lot to lern!)
doez u member teh wunnerful Stan Freeberg commershul taht was a parodi of anodder com. that seemed to run awl teh tyjme………
a ladie staning in teh kitchen an she sez oh waht’ll ai do bout dinneh, and a dragon appeerz an she goez “oh derz a dragon in mi kitchen ” an teh dragon sez.”try new Lachoy chow meinz, iz fire rosated” an holes up teh can and breethz fire awn it and setz teh curtinz awn fire……an den goez owt trew teh wal leebin a dragon shaped hole in teh wal……
Stan Freeburg……mi hero..
an teh musisuns too like teh Limeliters, an teh Kingston trio, tehy wer funne too., (an politacal)
Meow sama meow sama…
Lubs da Mikahdoh!
kewl-
letz se if I canz does da res wif out lukkin….
toko rama mai me
mira mira su ra ma ya tone ya re ta
toke re tone ya re ta
waz posed too be japnes-
lubs dat!
momcat
OK – heer goes.
mee ya sama, mee ya sama,
on na so no ma ya nee
pira pira soo roo no ya tan ya ra
toko tan ya taaan ya ra
Darn! ai knew it until ai tried to rite it daon!!
Going nao to WikiP to see if we got it rite!
Chorus:
Miya sama, miya sama,
On n’m-ma no mayé ni
Pira-Pira suru no wa
Nan gia na
Toko tonyaré tonyaré na?
Well – duz close count?
Ai saw a collidj produkshun of da Mikadoez sevrul yrs ago…afer dey sang dat sawg dey repeeted it, onlee wit Japuneez bran namez n such:
“Mitsoobeeshee Dahtsun Hondah,
Kawusakee Toyohtah…”
Waz vurry funee.
Taht WUD hav been funneh! It maeks mee laff just sitting heer! Nothin funnier tahn a gud produkshun of “The Mikado.”
Yes, but duz u no wut it meenz?
I duz. Ruffly tranzlaytid:
O Prince, what is that fluttering in front of your horse?
En den derez a sekond vers, dat Gilbert leevd owt, dat answerz teh kweschun:
It is the Imperial standard, given to us to carry as we go to defeat the enemies of the Imperial Government.
Mikado iz teh moast phun G&S I been in. Or maybee Ruddigore. Or maybee Pyritz. O hekk, dey al phun!
boi ah surely wishes ai new how to link…….but ai hab been laffin an laffin at teh “Pirates ob Pensanze” on youtube wiff a guy named Jon English…… dey do dis vershun of “Wif Cat-like Tread” taht haz me laffin an drooling, (cause Jon Engerlish iz TEH BOMB !!!!!!)
at leese tish ole ladi tinks sew.!!!!!
teenie!
youz mus b beeg G&S fan! nawt mani peepz naow Ruddigore. – I fink it waz losted n founded again recentli.
An I wud hab LUBED to seez dem sing da Japanese compines!
fur salleh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4Wj2yMuTIU
fur jch4k
ww.youtube.com/watch?v=TQuhtvTLQf8
bonuf fur salleh- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQi9gtODUZA – weiz hadz dis record
enjoi!
poste gettn lawng- tellz u howz to du dis nexte tim salleh-
momcat
OMG Poohbah teh Win, Com ovur hear, whear kitteh cannot here us.
Plez to taks nomber n waitz in line fur happi spot on couch. Wait timez onli beez 3 hours!
momcat
Oh noes! I gots number eleventy-five. My teebee show will be ober by den.
YAY! Mah keetah made frownt page!
Rufus faymus now.
an U wil kep chekin da votes far into future. I does for Em wat is on pg 14 or so now!
YAY! Rufus!
Ai am wundrin if da cooshins wuz supohzed to act az a deeterunt to da hwole sittin on da cowch experiuns?
if sew …
FAYL!!
Dat’s prolly foar goggies. I doan’t tink dere iz an effac…iffec…gud wai to kepe teh kittehs owf the cowch.
Ai laik couch wid maching kitteh! Berry tazefull!
An bettur yet….is nawt ironic sofa!
Pehapps shud SAI ‘kitteh wid maching couch
Alwayz getses stuff for maching da kittehs…I eben got a goggie dat maches mah kittehs..dey likes it bery much
I stil feelz teh pea.
Stoopy hyoominz.
baaaa
waaaaaaaa !!!
LOL !!!
dat is soooo funnee !!!
Fenk yew, LBeeeze. U haz teh lolfunney kommints 2.
Plz nawt to pee on teh cowch.
Happicat disapproves of your interior decorating.
U can has couch when I is done wif it. Maybe. U ask furst k. Eben if I not seepin on it. kthxbai.
It iz mai couch evin win i iz not uzin it. thnx u to unnerstan this n not contaminate with ur cooteez.
ALL YUR COUCH ARE BELONG TO ME !!!
Ahem.
OMG!
Couch.
Hmm ur a** is kind of big….
awll yoo owns beelongs to meh….
spesullee dee baskit ob warm fluffee towools strait frum dee dryur !!
awl yur sawft furnishinks, teh flore an teh rest ob teh haos belong to me! Yu iz hier awn suffrans, an to open teh gooshyfuds!
dis kitteh looks mah-jes-tik! Haw I wishus too bee lifin a lyfe liik dat!
Tell u whut…u go sit n da box wif da old bwanket in it, kay? I likes dis bettur.
come naow…
wut wud ceiling cat doo ??
LBeeeze!
FTW!!!1!
fank yoo
u getz ur couch bak wen u bringz meh cheezburgurz.
Dis not couch, is lubseat! Obveeusly, Iz been furnishure shopping too much lately
Cooshunz playced juss so
entysess Kitteh 2 leapz
up andz snuggilz down
Kitteh’z awll tukked up.
Inz purrfekkt harrmunnee wiff
Naychurr… Life iz guuuuud!
Iz nawtz Lubb Seet. Dis
Kitteh’s majesstill Throan. Now
go fetch Cheezburgr!
Jack.
Jack wiff an edge !!
kitteh madez me laugh out loud and scare neighburrs… i luff kitteh!
Now goes away, or ill start “markng mi territorei.”
An eben U iz mah terrotorei!
Dat is nawt couch. Dat is LUVSEET. Must to have 3 cushuns to is couch.
But definiley too manee frow pilohs.
U kin nebber haz 2 manee frow piddows.
Bud ef kitteh laiks his trow pillas, wai nod?
Drat! U gotz meh wif den sensibibubble logix!
Dis wun remin mi ov da silli peepls dat hav 100 pillos on der bed an hafta mov dem all evry tim deys wanna go to bed!
Emperor Kitteh I ruled with an iron paw.
Teh kween iz not amyoozd.
nao leemeelone
off wit yer head!!!1!
Ai flex and tucks mai widdle feetsies, ai arranges mai tail just so, ai flickers mai earz and sets like meat loaf. Ai looks like meat loaf,right?
yu tuk teh werds rite owt ob mai mowf!
clevvurr
Elebenty wun brgrs tu u Ambercat!! Prsnly ai tink Meatloaf is floofier…
Lookz lyke kitteh lofe 2 me! I offen fyndz kitteh lofe onna kowch in mai howse…or onna bed…or onna flor…
P.S. If it bownsez, itz meet lofe!
If meet lofe b floofy an snorgly, den yesh….u luks liek teh meet lofe.
Meen bullee cat sais “Seetz takn…”
Howcom nobuddy sez, “dog in the manger?”
Couch iz full, butz dere iz plenti room on de floor.
Now fine reemote an turn tu aneemail channelz.
dis car full. please to wayt paishently fur nekst oppen seet.
fur eberywon alreddy in teh cars, member to keeps yr hands en arms inside teh ride at awl tiems (an remain seeted, plskthxbai!)
Jameee!! Rufus is teh most famus dumdum kitteh!
ur all iz not undrstandin, dis kitteh always lukz laik dat. >*.*<
Well, he certainlee duz “sitting liek a cat” veree well indeed.
Cat-like sitting detected?
steshka, de startz playin “Eetz a smal worl afer awl” an eyem outta here!
Now eye gotz dat songz stucked een meye headz.
At leas itz not “Een da tikki tikki tikki tikki tikki ruhm”.
Oh noze!
heh. frum dizzyland (not whirled, yoo unnerstand – teh furst won in anahime) i lernded taht in spanish, too! butt i member it bestest frum teh mattahorn, since i refyoosed to ryede teh ’small whirled’. pleh. creepy liddul animatronic peepuls.
pairminnasair senntawmoes purr favvour…
Or,
cimminin toezt an wawflz, on teh flor.
*he he he*
(i iz dizzyfreek)
agggghhhhhhhh!!1! Noes! Earwurm!!1!!
All ur cushion are belong to me.
Ohhh maybe I can make my MySpace layout in AAACK color!
ah…cutie took my space!
da pillows on da left tooked ur spot
sry
not mai falt
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*innocent smile*