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after eating baby
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Baby iz not nootrishus or deelishus!!!1!!
Eben if it iz teh udder white meet!
dat is juz so ebil
so ebil
so, so, so ebil
butttt…..
ai has gotts ta say…
so deelishuslee ebil !!!!
Iz so….Dawkter Ebil!
Babi, teh other other other OTHER wite meat.
u kno, “babi” meens “pig” awr “poark” in indoneeshun
!
An’ deafenatly naugt low-phat!
Iz tranz-phat?
Oh yesh.
Baybees r chawck full of vitaminz!
An calseeum!
But tayste a littel rubberee.
Okies…iz naoh tyem fur teh nawt furst danse!
I sujjest…teh Boogie Bebbeh!
Oogah-chaka
Oogah-chaka
Oogah-chaka!
*shaeks bootee and shuffles feetz, twurling roun an waeving armz in dah air….liek I jess doan kare*
Lurve da boogie bebbeh!!!
i’m an Okie, I will danse wif u
U iz Okie wif me.
how ’bout dem Suuners?
Suuner radder den layter.
Teh puns…I has dem toodai.
Texass Tek iz beeting dem Sooner rite nau!
w00t! Rebenj fur teh Lawnghoarns loss urlier dis yeer.
*does happy wolffie dance*
I hav never dun this befoar, but fur orangekittehservant, ai’ll do mai best!
Oogah-chaka
Oogah-chaka
Oogah-chaka!
*shake shuffle twurling arms * – kinda fun, akshullee!
yoo did wundervulee!!!
Exactly orangekittehservant What the crap is wrong with this pic.
I jus kant imajun whoo
wuld go an *burp* eat da bebe.
Can you imagine dat a pet rat wood eet a salamder?
Cuz dis remynds me of seberal yrs agoe wen mai won sun had a nice blak rat, an my odder sun hadda fatt Tieger salamander. Da rat waz a grate pet–frenly an socialobel–an it wuz fun too wauch him ete wif hiz iddy-biddy paws–he’d eat enything yu gived him. Well, won day, wee tyed to fead da rat, but hims jus naught hugnery. Fur a long tyme.
So anyway, wii noticed dat da Salamander wuz not in hiz tank. We look and luuk butt noe Tiger in da Tank. soo wii look awll ober teh room, butt wee not fine him. Meenwhile, dat rat–hiz name wuz Gizmo–still nwt hugnry. Finely nummer too sun he finded a klue in a plant pot on teh desk–a teeny pelvic boan! Gizmo had gotted owt uf hez cage and into tiger’s tank sumhow, an he eeted dat phat amphibian. Hee wuz sew tired after eating dat hole creetur (liik da Kitteh in dis foto), but mei boiz cawl him “murder” and dey take him bak to da petstore.
purr rat. iz jes doan waht’s nachrul. ratz will eet enything an evrything they r omnomnomnomiverouse.
owez noez !!!!
rat lyke beehabyor detected
dat be a troolee disturbbing storrie
so sab foar your sons
bad rat !!
Fail. Total Fail.
Scroooool down to find “Someone Ate TEh bebe” by Shel Silbersteincat.
Shel FTW!
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BMO
thx–boyes noaw awl groad up! Seam well-addjusted, no purrmenent damnage
Poor little amfibyan. We wishez him peacez in teh Ceiling where he wentz.
But was not Gizmo’s fault. He woz hungry fur a juicy phat fire-leezard. :yup:
shel ref ftw!
(psst, kitteh… u misst a arum.)
I can has doggie-bag for teh arm?
I savez it fur midnite snackeez.
YUM! Nuttin liek cawld baybee arm rite outta teh fridje!!!
ya, it taest liek peetzah wiv ham n bakin n stuf
I wuz gonna do zakly same komment az Darrkwolff. Mellisa’s eben bedder.
yas. depinetly ebil.
Iz okai. Jess meenz dat grate mines fink aliek.
i can has finguhr foodz?
I can has barf bag for dat enmage in mei mynd?
itz a lotta wurk ta eat a bahbee
speshullee a meen won
nitee nite noaw
Dat bebee…it had a flavur…..
AN IT WAS PLEH!
….icky diepur….
ohnoez kitteh! yu haz to remoof teh rappin furst
’speshullee oen naymed “Chuck”
Wanna plaaaaaaaaayyy?
DO NOT WANT! O_o
is Oakay ifn itz calld “GROUND CHUCK!”
BRING ON TEH TROLLS!!!!
This is just wrong, horrible, blah blah blah.
mennee kittehs has choeked awn teh behbehs! Donut leev yur kitteh in teh saym rum as a behbeh, blah, blah,balh. Ai has had mennee ports an red wyns (testing teh merlot/no hangover fairy) toonite. Yu can maek up teh rest ob teh care-troll post yursefs! Hic!!
YAY AMBERCAT!!!
Awlkeehawl!
I has some too here in lil bit……
oooo, Ambercat haz inspirated me, two!! Besides, teh dokter has told me to drinkee sum red whines ebery day.
I likee mah dokter furry much…
I needz 2 drink teh red whines 2 hep mah kolesterulz. Hazn’t dun dat yetz.
DO WANT!
Teh moar u drink, teh less kolesterulz u has. Dere4, u must drink a LOT 2 be helffy! Mebbe a case, a case-an-a-haff dis weekend. (U has 2 start slo, u know…)
Dat troo! Muss start sloe. Mebbe a bottel ebbery 2 hrs…den werk up 2 wun an hr.
Fenk yew fur teh helf abice!
I has a nice boddle ov chianti open alreddy. If I don’t drink sum nao, it may go bad. So – heer’s to everywun. May we sleep well tonite!
Less hab a Caterday nite koktell pardy!!
has enny one calld POISUN CUNTROLL 2 chek on teh tokksissitee of teh hyoomen bebbehs? at leest a VET TECK??
ifs hyoomin bebbeh bin plyin wif chinees tois, cud has led poysins, an be tocix to kitteh. is recall?
Hupdayt awn teh merlot/no hangober fairy testin – iz ano 7 hayhem in teenytiny Ingerlan an Ai iz considerabubbly less snotty tahn yushuall, after an eevnin ob red wyn, an so far no hedake! Corse Ai mite sill be in-knee-brie-ayted!
yesh, but eben if u still inib…inbre…skunkee drunkee, tink how gud ur kolesterols feelz!
LOLeww dis is sik an rongLOL
I can has mixt emoshuns?
U can haz mixed drinkeez, 2!
Fankoo, dat wud prolly halp a lot.
i know wut joo mean, but joo can do wut i doo….
juzz nut tink abowt it !!!
no…nut reelee
it is so reediculoslee absurd i cant halp butt lol !!
dee reediculoslee absurditee is wut maks it so funnee
Nawt tink abowt whut? I no tink.
i laffed…!
…im goin to hell
Ai liek tu saye Ai kno aiz goin tu hellz but at leezt ai’ll bee der wit awl mah frenz!!!11!
Troo, troo and yet moar troo. We’ll awl bee tehre together. Which meens, ai think, taht hell is heven – so . . .bit of a puzzlement.
Fee-o-lawgikal kwandree….u haz it.
wutt Use meen–you nwat goe to helk–babeh kitteh jus dooing hiz prt two controll popyoulashun exploeshun. Kitten red “A modest proposul” in kolleg an hee onlee one who haf gutts too follow Jonathun Swifft’s addvise1
Mrz. Lovitt kitteh sez, “I can haz a lil preest?”
Wy? Kitteh want desert?
yes, hims want “A lil Preest” (meat pie) leik Sweeny TOdd
Kitteh too embarised to show hims fase afta eets bebe. Savin arm fo laters.
wut, he still has teh blud on his wiskrrs?
No, fur shur kitteh cleaned himself awl up prittee. wiskrrs pristeen.
GHeT IN MAA BELLY!
Bebee bak ribz! DO WANT!
Dwuff….
joo juz cant qwit tonite !!!
dis so funnee too !!
I kint hep mahseff. I iz ona roll. Jess cawl me buttah!
joo juz makes shewar dat joo keeps yur buttah owtta mai face !!!
Mai buttah…lemmee show u it.
LBeeeze:” My double entendre, let me show you it.
U left sum o ur hallooween decorasuns owt.
kitteh iz commyounist ster… steree… stereo… generalization.
commyounitst ???
COMMYOUNIST ????
sumwon habs ta say it….
in soviet russia bahbee eats you !!
Ais lubs teh lidl chilluns, but ais cudnt eet a hole wun!
*LOLZ* Ambercat fur teh winz!
I member wun tiem in teh Target stoar, I seez a lil hyoomin chielk playin wif teh awtomatickal doars. I waets fur himz to getz dun playin, an laydee behine meh sez ‘dat axident waetin 2 happinz’. I lol’z, luks ober mah sholder, an sez ‘yesh…I lieks kids…jess kan’t eet hole wun’.
Laydee lol’d.
LOL. A friend ob mine can has similar sayin. I likes babees…on a bed of lettuce.
Hee hee hee! AND a lol!
Mebbe kitteh has read Jonafan Swiff’s “A Modest Purrposal” an tooked it litterally? Stranger fings has happened.
Cat-like non-ironic use of bebbeh detected.
oh dis HAZTA be binglol. wel playd.
Wai Teho, u r SOOOO rite. Taht is totallee brilliant. too bad we has no flashing lites or sumthing to maek everywun taek speshul notice!
Oh nose! Eye been dopted bi de boi frum Toi Storiez!
Quick, wherz de leetle green armie menz tu getz mi outta hear?
Eye tend eye sleepiez till de getz here.
tat kitteh ate mah baybee!
or
wile kitteh sleeps
the ebil bebeh arm seeks its nex biktim
wach out kitteh
AIEEEEEEE !!!
o noez! dis reeeel scrry
. poar kitteh, git owt, git owt wiel u stil cann!
Babeez is hi in calseeyum, mikrulz, nd trip… tripda… tripdif… tyred juice.
Dems also mfull of win!!! Nd lo in kulesterol!!!
Iz Dingo?
the dingo !!! the dingo ate my …
oh, wait – nevermind
Soylent bebbehs iz maed of…..
….oh wate….
greans!
like whirled peas!
An NOBUDDY SAI:
‘Mmmmm… babeee….?”
Muss sai… lon tyme ago… ai sed taht ICHC needs teh naughtie?
mAI NAUGHTIE… LET ME SHOW U EET!
An, personally, n mai REAL lif, ai laik teh pe3eps wot r nize… butt 4 SPIICEZ ! 4 teh funniez, ai laikz teh naughtie!
mai naughtie, let me show u eet!
Ai am in agreemintz. Dis site cud yooz a lil moar nawtee hyoomors an capshuns. It wuz gittin a bit 2 taym 4 a wile… Yay 4 teh nawtee!
I cauted u a bebee…but i eeted it.
BUT!! I lefted u a peese, k?
i no liek taht part ennyway. too krunchee.
Dat’s onlee if u cuks it rawng.
flart, joo juz maded meh laff owt lowd !!!
i iz awll by mahself wiff juz dee tv…an I laffed owt lowd at dat won !!!
u r tew kind!
lukk wut teh cat draggd in.
Super WIN!!!
Flartus…..ai b een smilin to miselv at ebberwunz funnee remarqz but urz maded me laff oawt loud……
y thenk yew. Teh goggie med me do it.
kinda tastes like chicken!
Tests leik rubber chickums?
liek terkee
kitteh sleep it off,
ayt sumting dat disagreed.
wah!! wah!! nom nom nom!
naw, DONOTWANT wry, iz wut tehy cawl ”narkohleppsee” normil arown tihs tiem of yar.
I thot I haz narkolpesee wunce, but den I
zzzzZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz
Oh hai. U no need ca’puter enymoar. I use for sleepy-byes. Kthx.
mai kitteh ownly leiks too git on compooter wen I R usen it–hims naught needs it wenever I naught needs it.
Hanuhbul Lektur kitteh sez “… ai aet hiz livvr wit sum favah beenez adn a nice kee-an-tee” thhuppthhuppthuppppppp
omg, so das hao u spel taht sownd!!11!
It were teh goggiee. Y u luk at me?
doent U knoe kitteh never gilt-tee! Kitteh in-oh-scent!
Someone ate the baby.
It’s rather sad to say.
Someone ate the baby
So she won’t be out to play.
We’ll never hear her whiney cry
Or have to feel if she is dry.
We’ll never hear her asking “Why?”
Someone ate the baby.
Someone ate the baby.
It’s absolutely clear
Someone ate the baby
‘Cause the baby isn’t here.
We’ll give away her toys and clothes.
We’ll never have to wipe her nose.
Dad says, “That’s the way it goes.”
Someone ate the baby.
Someone ate the baby.
What a frightful thing to eat!
Someone ate the baby
Though she wasn’t very sweet.
It was a heartless thing to do.
The policemen haven’t got a clue.
I simply can’t imagine who
Would go and (burp) eat the baby.
– Shel Silverstein
thx berry mush 4 tat; Sliverstein was a troo jeanyus!
yesh, wut a purrfikt place fur dis poem!
whut flavor iz cott. pie?
Babeh got kittteh’s milks
Kitteh got it back
u oaze mi nu monettur….
doan wury bout bebeh – ‘e’s ‘armless
yuk, yuk, yukity-yuk!
*brb*
kitteh gonnuh haf one helluffa tummyayke
after eatin 2 pownds uv Chineze plastik
hopefooly noe led in chineze toy babee!
IKEA kitteh camed wit ekxstra rong part.
I swear that is my cat maisy O.O
dat’s jusa toi hand. rite?
duh
ya no ‘f da arm was a littl frthur right it wud luk reelistic
omg!!!!! cats eat babys!!!!!!!!! OMG~!!!!!! GOES TO GET BABY AND CAT!!!
yes! It is true! PROTECT the BABYS! Look at all my emotions!
get in my belly!
lol♥☺
I haz sum babeh fudz 4 u too
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/19/funny-pictures-that-baby-foods/