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Cheezburger Network Blog
thus making you witness the demise of your friends!!!! mwahahahaha!!!!
Wal, yu knowz, Terry Pratchett sez: “If cats looked like toads, we’d know what vicious, cruel buggers they are.”
Or soemting liek dat.
Dis troo! But ifn dey did we’d neber b abul too stroak dem! Notmuch liekin dat…
FTW!!! addishunal bonuss for eebilest laff in a furst poast ebbur!!
BINGO teh hard wai– fyn alley filded teh card
ooohhh lookie!! dux een a row!!
yes ai know, wussn’t so gud, wus berry eggcited. ahm shure yu kno wai
aahhh, wordpress eeted mai apolagee.
of course et chooses naow tu post.
okay, now i’m a little annoyed. I realize that my comment wasn;t very good, I even said I realized it, why have I just been given one burger on all my comments?
if theres a good reason I will listen to it and will not argue my case.
Somebuddy eated ur burgerz. Is just sstupee purrsen.
Don’t let teh low vote troll git u down. I gibs u manee burgers.
thanks, ai dus feel beddar naow, et helps to vent sum frustration tho, ahm shure yu unnerstand.
I’m jus a little down today, apparently I’m not funny today.
Yep, somebody eated them all up. I gives you five more.
Ur plenny funny, thar just be sum a**-wipe troll wut lieks to gib 1 burgur to peeps just 2 b meen.
I gibs yoo all mai bergers too. Stoopy Troll. Shoo! Go play on teh freewai!
LolSpeak Mode = Off
Or as my sainted mother used to say: “Walk east until your hat floats!”
oh ai lyke taht wun!!
..later on the catmando film: “remembar wen i sed i eat u last duck #1? i lied!”
(i lerned this wun heer)
DON LET TEH DOOR HITCHA WEAR TEH GUD LAWRD SPLITCHA!
GC yu plenty funee!
I haz theery about teh troll invayshun. Der wuz storey bout ICHC in a beeg nashunal noozpaypr de ohter dai. Cud bring mani curyus peeps. Sum gets it, an bcums lolfrenz. Sum doan, an bcums trolls. Iz liek teh Sortin Hat frum Hogawarts.
dey be but-payn trolls. dey gibz wun burgr no matter HOW funnee.
whut nashunal noozpaypr taht be, sish? ai wantz to luk it up awn lyne n reed teh artakul.
Go to Google news and google “I Can Has Cheezburger”. Several articles pop up.
oh gascat, ai tink ur plenttee funnee, ai snorteded iced tea trew mi noze wehn ai reeded teh “duckz ina row” iz funnee an truu boff !!!!! wood gib u 10 cheezburgers ifn ai cood.
Just on the subject of trolls … I think it’s endemic on the internet these days. Bored people with nothing better to do with their time than annoy and upset others. Internet hooligans, morons and vandals.
I was disgusted to see comments on a you-tube vid the other month. I had been following the video diary of a WWII veteran who was recording his memories and broadcasting them, knowing he had been diagnosed with a terminal illness. When he passed away, his wife posted a really beautiful video letting everyone know he had passed and thanking people for the support and love he and the rest of his family had received in response to his stories.
Some … person of no humanity … had commented in response to her video ‘You is ugly, old and fat, woman. Why don’t you **** off and die too.’
I was horrified. And overwhelmingly saddened that there are people out there with the energy to BE that negative. To take time out of their lives to actually hate the world enough to do things like that to perfectly innocent, not to say wonderful, people.
And the only answer I can find is to NOT be one of those people. To continue to be decent and compassionate and try to show that ‘the real test of good manners is how you respond to bad’.
Sorry for the lack of lolspeak. This post would have been unreadable if I’d translated it!!
Thanks for reading.
S
xox
Tank us, Sawa, fur ur commints. I prishyates ur thowts. Erin
Well – ai suspects moast of US cudda red it – butt the cashual reeder probablee wudda had sum trubble – and your words are so important that I am breaking out into English, too.
I often find it . . .well, breaking out into English isn’t going to do me a lot of good. Words fail me when I contemplate the utter meanness and viciousness so many people are capable of. And it isn’t just now – it’s always been that way. But why? Why on earth do they do it? What kind of darkness must be in their souls that allows them to THINK such a thing, let alone actually to write it and SEND it to someone – someone who is grieving the loss of a loved one, no less.
sawa, you are dead on target when you say the only thing to do is try to counteract this is to be as kind and thoughtful to others as we possibly can. Which, I quite sure, most of our dear friends on this site already do. Maybe, together, we can create a force for good which will eventually conquer the evil ones. Could be.
A pitchfork and lots of laughing can be our umbrellas!
Wewll, acshallee, ef U hadnt sed “dux een a row” ai wudda, becuz dat was de not-second ting ai taut!
fank you awl fur been nice to da gascat-
himz berry low, habben 1st semiester freshyman colledge blus. Alawng da linz ub “geez I fout I KNEWS dat subject but I guesses I diddnt…… beeg oopz…..”
I fink awl ub uz hasz been fru dat (‘eceptn himz fadda, whoz purrfect….).
himz kinda been curleded upz in kitteh ball fealnz sadz.
Yu awlz cheerz himz up lotz.
fank you-
momcat
(I neber tellz himz dad (whomuz I duz lub) how muches he readz da lols!)
yu awl be makin meh feels mush beddah tho.
fanks fur awl teh burgers, shud lass me a gud lawng tyme.
tihs ees wun kollege stoodent whu wunt be starving!
dat waz gascat.
oddly wurdpress iz mixin uz up n I dontz eben hab officalli nom. Jus sneekz roun on gascats name.
odd……..
momcat
Gascat – bin outta collidge meny dekades, n still have nightmares! Suchas – Find out signed up for course and didnt kno it unil finals, 10 big term papers all due nex day an nune startded, dunno kno wear clasz iz, cant find clasz. dununnerstand buk, etc. Collidge muz be traumatic experienz!
Gascat,
U be verai funneh. mai sun and dotter laik to read da lolz wif me-n dey wana say:
dotter: caats andducks AR funnylind up.
sun: U R0X0R!!11 T4K3 BURG3RZ+RUN!!!!1!
N ai totally agree wiftehms,
Snafutti
Osibili si ergo
Fortibuses inero
Seuatis Enim
Nobili, Demis Cowsendux
(Dis waz funy joke in teh ninth grade)
LOL!!
Nobili, demis cowsendux!
LOLspeek – da Latins did it furstee!!!
nosili, demis duxenbelleh
Tankz, guyiz! Ai went out onna lim wit dis!
Ai fink yur vary safe ona limz hear, so many lolfrenz has sew meny inter… sspeci…hobbies dat allmoast eberyting gets a ding, ding, ding from sumwon!1! Gud stuffs!!!!
hadz 2 googull dis wun- wee didnawt lern dis in Latin 100
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_Latin#_note-2
I lernt it dis way:
Lucat bene, derdego,
Hunnert buses inero.
Nono nono, demes trux,
Summat causen summat dux.
eenie, meenie, minee, moe… hey, moe!
Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Woop woop woop woop…
Lyke “needs moe cheezbrgers”
eenees, meenees, mynees mmmNOM!
Kitteh have too many toyz to fit on trakball. Must sacrifise ducks for sake of neetness. Kisses duck frends good-buy. Were good toyz.
him not kiss dem bai, him lik dem and den reelyzed dey be taystin gud. Dat wehn him dyside to eets em insted.
Trakbawl is teh favrit toy uv my dotter’s kitteh wen she comes tu vizit. Himz playz an playz wif it. An we haz fun laffin at himz. Himz tinkz toyz at gramma’s iz teh best!
Iz always twoo!!! Gramma alwayz has bestestest tois!!
Ma Roscoe LUVD da trakbawl! He playd wif it mostest, uvver too kittehs nawt so much fur playin, just wantid foods an shnorglins. Wuz fyne wif me eever wai!
Mah duckeez ina row. Let me show u them.
…wif an orange hoisin sawsse! Yummers!
I can has marshmallow peepses? NOMNOMNOM
Teh yello ones has teh best flavor.
Teh orinj wuns iz poisin!
Ohhhh teh hyoomannittee
http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=peep
“Hokay, bachelor numba wun: yoo r takin meh owt on a big dayt, and teh resturunt peepls sez dey only has 9 cheezburgerz left, and Ai yoozhually eet eleventy. Hoaw r yoo gonna mayk shure Ai getz moar cheezburgerz?”
“Quack!”
“Hmm, gud anser!”
u getz AQWL mah burgrz tudey. game over.
Fanks 4 teh extry burgz!
Ai tryd to gib yoo moar den wun cheezburger, but deh puter no leyt mee. Sry.
Wuz bary gud post, maed me laff lot.
Fank u!
No prolem, dun menchun it.
Kitteh naud gonna eed duxees! Dey juz talkin bout laif. O mebbe de duxies tink kitteh gonna feed um n so dey wate pashentlee in a row.
yups-
dehz imprintedz, finks deh beez funni lukin kittehs. Big kitteh naow momkitteh-dats wha himz getzfur watchn eegs hatch!
momcat
Wunz mai gramma gabe dux eggs tu a chikkie hen to hatch. Wen dey go happilee swimmin in trough, poour mamma hen went nuts! Bebbees – u gonna draun! U gotno sense!
SOOPER!!! FTW!!!!
Boi did dat ebber go in rong place! Ai wasnt cheerin 4 self – dis was suppozed to go below! Ai tink ai waz in 2 much hurry wen ai post.
Wai a minnut! ai m todally lost! Wad is where?
Maibee dux r goen awai fur longtyme……kitteh haz luk ob wistfull luv onna fais. Heez wishin tehm Godspeed…
duckies not get eated!
dey is gibing dey baby eyes to de kitteh and calling her mummie.
she can no eat dem noa. she will lub dem and hug dem and call dem all george.
taht cud be veddy veddy confoozling.
george?
(in unison) yes?
haz u tried mah new mini griller??
Erm, in Soviet Russia, duckies eets u?
U members da georges forman n awl d liddl georges? mus bez lik dat.
I waz in claz wif 4 “marys”. Teacha wuld say “mary anser dis qwestion” we awl ansers- dat why I no longa goes by “mary”
momcat
Lyk teh role cawl at teh start ob teh plai “Wuns a Kathlic” – Nierly awl teh gurls R cawled “Mary”, wit wun oar to “Maries” trown in, fer gud meshur. Is funnee plai, but spect peeps hoo had teh Kathlic edumacayshun get moer ob teh joeks tahn me!
I wuks in skul dat is bout 70-80% hispanic. I gotz about elebentee billion “Isiahas”
sum ub dem mines- getz asked u sees Isiaha twoday? uh…… wich wun?
lubs dem awl.
momcat
Wun class ai wuz in at skool tehr wuz onlee six poopils an four of us wuz called Sarah… teh teechr got to teh point wher she jus pointed an sed “You”.
FOR ANUDDER WIN!!!!
ma”FOR ANUDDDER WIN” GOES HERE!
HEER iz wear ai wanted 2 sai SOOPER FOR UNNUDER WIN!
Dang! Ai luk ober-entusiastic or laik aim dringing sumpin, or 2 much caffeen – or jauks on mee, aneway!
Needelss 2 sai – Ai laiked de post!
caption is vary, vary phunnee.
duk…duk…duk…GOOSE!
*runz rownd sircul*
How’s about a kiss, Duckee?
(obskwere mooovey referes)
Aye dunt gets it, but sumbuddy heer will…lolpeeps r smart!
Witness for the Prosecution
FTW! Marleena Deetrick in disguyz!
Hau aboud a duk, Kissee?
KITTEH HAS MENY HAPPEH TOYS. GUN SCAREHS MEH A LITTL THO
iz a watta gun. Dux wud laik it.
kittehz …..nawt so much
Meebbee ai eetz u frist … NOMNOMNOM *erp* caynt hep maiselff sooo ashaemed
Ducks ala’ yellowz?
Duck à la jaune? Or, duck au citron? Mmmm…y i r hongree nao??
mebbe tihs kitteh is reelly dreamin of the turkee for t3h thanksgiving nex weak and onlee had dukkees to remine him of the turkees
Uz bettah watch owt fur da Mamma duck kitteh. Nebber, evah cum beetweenz a mamma duck an her baibees!
Dat goes fur bearz tu.
dat goze DUBBLE fur barez!
I got butween a mamma duk an her bare wuntz. It wuz nawt prittee.
rmembr whn i sed i wuld ete yu last? I lide! nom nom nom
Teh duckie moovd! Ai swares it!
Skweeky, skweeky, sweeks!
…
Y u not flys awey?
i can haz roast duck with teh mango salsuh?
Who likes the ittle ittle duckiez in teh pond? kitteh doez! ka-chicka-quack-quack!
duck….duck….duck….. ware goos?
*begyns to cyrcle duckees* duk…….duk……duk……no….wayt…..lemmie startie allz ober *goed back to frunt ub lyne* duk……duk…..nom nom nom. Mmmmmm taystee, want do agin?
tgif, so ai go 2 wallmert & by a ab lawnger, a ball, sum codfeesh, a duckie…..
a elleefunkle, a floofie pink troll, a goggie, a haos. Seems to be kwite a fyu LOLfrends needin a haos, hmmmm mebbee Ai shud get a cuple on haoses. A iglew – akshully is so frikkin coeld in mai haos rite nao, Ai tink a igloo wud be warmer!
a jelibene, a kitteh treet, a LOLferett
sum mausees, a nootreea, organnick catnip, “puss n bootz dvd”…….
qwite a lot ob odder stuff; roofing tyls (run owt ob cracky crokery); sunbeems for snoozls; treeets…
Why you think he keep little gun on top of trakball? He go duck hunting later?
Iz nawt duk season……is WABBIT season….
ducky #1 sez
“ALL WINGS, STAY IN FORMATION!!!”
“Red Leeder, Red Leeder – Bandeets at twelfs o clok!”
Huey, Duey, Luey – Disney haz sented me heer to infoarm yoo that yoor cervixes iz noa longr needed, but juss wayt coz thay haz awlso sent me to deliver yoor, um, ’severance packidj” – BWAH HA HA HA BWAH HAHAHAHA BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA AHHAHA HAMWAH HA HA HAAAAAA…..
(infamousqbertz eebul larf iz stil moar betterer)
tina – ai can only say – AWSUM!!!! Maybee ai can awlso say WOW!!!!!
hahahaha! I hadn’t scrolled all the way down at first so the natural “…” effect was thoroughly in place, thereby adding to the hilarity – spectacular!
ai sabez joo
den ai battz joo Arownd
till jur hed be flatt
den ai whippz jur wittle hed off
den ai shows joo ta mai mommee
Does anyone know the breed of that cat? My cat looks exactly like that…
im pretty sure its a tabby my cat looks like that 2
my favorite!!!!!
Emily: noooooooooooooo ducky nooooo (i lik ducky #4 better)
mary:awwwww cat so cute i lik ducky #1 the best