I guess I should’ve chewed my food better
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Maus sais : Ai’s tinkin ob goin floofie, d’yu tink it soot me?
maus, u nevvr lukked bettah!
Why, fank you *blush*.
Yah! Ambercat fur getting up early an getting de “TOP SPOT”!
Disclaimerz: De uze of “TOP SPOT” an eny related kongratulatory remarkz iz purely tu be kongratulatory. Teh user uf da namez Tribble an eniee odder namz she haz uzed een de past, ie: Lynn, in no wayz tinks shez iz not second. In de case uf questionz pleaze tu consult de lawz firmz uf: Garfield, Sylvester an Tom at 1-800-chaze-ambulanz. (Iz toll free.)
hahahahah!
Akchully nawt erly fore me at awl – Ai’s in teenytiny Ingerland an primo-graphica appeers hier at cawfee tym!
grate kommint!
*danse danse danse*
: )
Mai ai sugjest a Russian danse fur Ambercat? In memoree of the byootifool and nao lost “Amber Room.”
Problem is – ai dont know ene Russian danses. We will has to impurrvise with twirls and jumps and hop, ai think.
Unless sumwun else has better idea?
Til then, ai’m trwilin and jumping fur ambercat!
i tryded to give linky to coassack dance, but wurdpress eated my comment. Russian Cossack danse is twrly, hoppy, skippy, fing fur gurls, but fur guys is bery athletik competishun. Teh mens leep hi, sqwat down and kik and generully try to outdo eech ovver. (Glad i is gurl.)
Hai July. I lurbs u and no ignory. Just crazy bizee. WE can has tee an symphony this ebening?
In Soviet Russia, the dances have you….
Mai better idea is drink lots uv Rushan Vodka. Maybe in der marteenees brought to us by Daneel Craig! Den de dantzin wil cum nacheralee.
not prone to OHberindulgence, but a goodly uhmount of Vodka bringed by hansum guy wif urbayn attitude…..sounds lubley. Dis ebening iz gud, Caturday be heer soon.
good mawrnin Janet, ai don noes how to do teh links eeder, but if u go to utube and put in russhan dance ( or cossack ) will e sum amazin dansein……
the peeplez hav teh ENERGIES……maekz me tried jest to luuk at tehm , but tehy reely r sumfin to see…..
’scuez me, iz tme to jumpz an twurlz an flingz miselv round in teh danse fer ambecat…..
*jmp…twurl…..jump….twurl…..jump….twurl*
eben in teh cyberspase, iz tiring……pantpantpnat
Nice dance!!! Heer, have sum vodka – seems to maek everything better.
Ambercat – ar yoo having a liddle vodka with us?
uh oh…….kitteh b givvin berf to interrspeecie bebbeh.
O Noes! Ayleeun abduckshun!
der wuz dis hoal n da ceelin, an deez aiz lukin at meh. den ai wuz n a darc plays wif deez stranj lukin kittehs. den… noes, dunt wanna tawlk abowt it no moorz.
Cadburry mowsie? De companie eeKpanding etz product linez.
ore mayb da kitteh haz adopted da yiddle mowsie, and is protekting hur.
Adobpted mausie: “is it save two come owt yet, Mommee?”
Garbij in, garbij owt.
Kitteh has enemaus?
or maussupposittorie.
wut iz dis $#!%?
( insert richard gere joke … here )
tsk… cans alwyz cownt on u to goes der.
(iz publikal serbiss… so we not hafsta)
middle age kitteh prepares fur furst colonoschopy.
bit errlee 4 teh trolls, eh?
itz teh Nawt-a-mornin-person troll! Go bak to bed for anodder lidl sleep, troll, an com bak wen yur in a bedder mood!
When u seez da Troll haz hit, uz raize ur wand an sai “Wingardium leviosa” an hitz heem wit hees own club. Jus member eets levi-O-sa, not levi-o-SA.
Hermeowne Purranger refrenz FTW!!!!!
???
iz confoozd
ware dah troll?
anyway ah lulzd lots at dis wunc ah seed dah mowsie til den ah wuz all WTF? ah no see – ah DERE iz dah joke!!
lemmywinks, iz dat yoo?
South Park – one ub mai faberit shooes! – FTW!!!!
awww, that’s what I was gonna say!
kitteh needs to lern to chew… den chew better… litol kitteh steps u cee
lol…gross
I can has duktape?
I is perhaps stoopid lolhuman, beecuz it tuk me a minnit to git dis one. -head hangz in shayme-
AWWW I had a kitty just like that named Sassy. I miss her.
(((((((((Brandon)))))))))))
Maus saiz: I feelz liek crap.
ut oh cawfesprey
I can stop reeding naow? Dos it getz annee bettern dis?
ha! is stil ERLEE on teh Frydegg!! jus u wayt.
roflmao
Oh mai, maybee I shuld fynd bettur plase foar to putz mah cheez while I is waytun foar mah burger.
Hi mayntnense kitteh has wee frend 2 boss arownd n skwish at will.
“yeh Mistah, ai scrubbed wid a wire brush an thru sum kawstik soda in thayr so ya shud get sum nice free flowin moovment pritty soon. Um, ai knoe i’m a plummer an itz not mai bizness ta tell ya thiss but, ah, look, if yoo get inta difficulteez agen, ya reelly gotta kawl a gardner or a hairdressr. I meen, it is a stikky s#!tforest bak here. Glad ai brawt a torch an a machete, ya knoe wot ai’m sayin. O yeh… that’ll be $167.50. . . . . Whoa!! Itz wurkin agen!”
full of ewww n pleh…. BUT ALSO WIN!
Ai gotz won thing 2 sai and datz
“Eeeeeeewwwwwwww!”
nawt lik teh kapsun much, but liks teh piksure. is kute kitteh, reminds me of mah seel point himmine kitteh Agent Smith (is bad nam 4 kitteh: is much luvie and snorkle kitteh, calls him Snookie).
Ef nawt laike capshun mush, trai cum up wid aldernut 1!
Iz dis nudder FAIL?
I cawt U a mowsie – den I eeted it.
den ai gibbed it bak agin!
Shhh. . .be vewy, vewy quiet. I iz hiding frum teh puddy-tat.
exxcellentze !!!!!!!
Dis luk lik Harry Cat an Tucker frum “Cricket in Times Square”.
Dey iz jus buddiez.
Richard Gere kitteh?
secund Richard Gere commint… must go google dis….
ah. I see.
sounds like some folks are a little – um – envious? of Mr. Gere.
Or he really does do this, who knows.
Best cap for a long time.
and best CRAP!
It’s like Dr. Seuss, only icky==> The cat… shat… a rat!
*snerk*
pretty kitteh verry witteh
OMGZ DAT KITTEH LOOKZ LIEK MINE!!! CUTE HIMMILAYEN KITTEHZ FTW!!
ur kitteh kan haz sturnum.
Jest a product of our fur-bidden luv!
floophy kitteh needz emurgensee mawsectomy
ROFL!!!
mmm…. twic eaten cheezburgr!
doze mauses, dey gud but dey go rite thru me
Inuendo….
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