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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Ribbo

NOMNOMNOMEEEEOWWWWWWwwwwwwwww…………

whiskers

happi prickly firtsi danse fur ribbo

hop, hop
meowCH
wiggle, but wiggle, whisker wiggle, ear wiggle
MEOWCH
jump, jump, pounce, lik, lik, lik
meowch

 
quiltchicken

pwick cactuses you

… wait, whu?

 
 
lowly grunt

mah pointy endz
let me show u dem

oh u gotz dem too?

 
 
Tribble

flabvor! Butz iz nowt tastee.

NathanaelB

oh haz flavr! Hang on - that’s mai flavr …. I’M BLEEDIN!!!

Melissa

Hmmm I r tastee an nootrishis!
* nommin paw*
NOM OW! NOM OW!

 
 
 
 
Tribble

Gud job Ribbo on de “Top Spot”. Eye tried reel hardz, butt missed.

woodchuck

Hao abowt a dans?

Shimmee to teh lef,
Shimmee to teh rait,
nao do teh Twist!

Oops. I tink yoo gotta has a wayste to do teh twist…

ittehbittehkitteh

deepend on whut ur twstin….

 
D Marie

I innerupt dis dans fur an important anownsmint.

I am gettin a new kitteh!!!!!! Yeah!!! Hopefully, I can bring her home on the Monday, an luv her an skweez her and call her Esme!!!!!

I be happi person rite now.

She rescue kitteh livin in foster home rite now. But soon….

Callista

Ooh! New kitteh! U be naiz to hur, she be skeery kitty for furst dayz. She be hidey kitteh too, but tehn she kum owt an sniffy ur fingriz and sai, ooh, hooman be alrite. An den u has new kitteh.

JAJEH

COngratulatories! Wen ai got mai boyz sebral yeers bak, 1 taut he’d liv de rest ob hiz laif unner de bed an onlee cum out ta pooh wen ai naut lookin. Bud sum fresh cooked chikkie brest change hiz maind!

 
 
D Marie

an I dance teh snoopy dans to celebrate, cuz Im 2 tired to twist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU4RVBuA4SU

 
salleh

oh ai iz sew gladdest fer u D Marie, (nawt to menshun, reeely jelus, ai needz a kitteh reel bad, butt needz place to put teh kitteh first,,,sigh) but I do teh

*new kitteh danse* fer u.

tippeetoeses, tippeetoeses, tippeetoeses,
slllllide to teh rite
tippeetoeses, tippeetoeses, tippeetoeses
sllllliiide to teh lef

an pik up teh new behbeh kittehs an snorgles gentli

an bak to posishun one……

tippeetoeses, tippeetoses, tippeetoeses…….

an so awn……..

Yeah new kitteh,… tell u awl about her wen u getz hers home..K???

 
Dommiesmommee

Iz vry gud! Ai haz rexue kitteh 2weks naow, so iz DommiesmommieAxel2!

Yu getz COMFORT ZONE plug-in, has FELIWAY - happeh kitteh pheremones! Maeks nu kitteh al happeh tu b wich u!

 
JAJEH

Congrats tu newkitteh Esme 2, on faindin fourebber home!

 
 
 
 
johnson442

Rawther like a fine, sharp cheddar!

Just more sharp.

Much more!

Melissa

U too friggin phunnie!!!

Peed a lil an spewed mah gingeree ale AT WUNCE!!!!

 
 
Maarten

…it has a flavaAAARGH!!1

 
Tribble

ohh…de troll ees back. An after de nize tingz eye said bout heem bein a good kitteh dat just du bad tings. Okey dokey iz have no choice…”Wingardeum leviosa” hitz u wit ur own club. Iz tink eye needz a stronger spellz.

Tribble

Wii makin progrezz, hez jus after mii. Eye guess datz whut eye getz fur trying tu see da gud in peeplus, an nowt sai enifink bad bout dem. Course eye did wack heem with hez club a few tymes. Butz hez started eetz!

Tanks u guys fur votin mii up.

ittehbittehkitteh

ohai, tribbel.
i maked u 5 cheezburgers…

 
momcat

ees okay tribble, he wuz affer me last picture.

gascat

umm . . . ees akshooly nawt momcat.

I fixes naow.

 
 
 
 
onceajinx

Nopaleetoez is no ma pal!

 
Lins

Radder lik a small perfeckly formed hodgeheg

 
onceajinx

Dental helf kitteh brushes an flossiz at saym tiem!

Look Ma, no cabiteez! An no kibbullz to gib me yuckee fish breff!

 
Ambercat

yur prikuls, tehy tikuls!

 
Pittypat

sumtines a cacti is juss . . .a cacti.

typingisnotactivism

Linzee Lohanz kitteh haz similurlee lo standurdz…. an a mowthful ov pri-ai problee shudnt say dat :)

stend

not unlike madonna deep throating a watermelon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaSDWm6jvNI

( watch for kathy griffin, before she was even D list )

typingisnotactivism

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! um…. i rekkin she woz faykin it?… and ew. . . . she shud do a stayj show wiv teh Solid Gold metal geer robotz. mutch win & awsum, btw Stend… ICHC shud start a payj for ebrywun to poast their moast effed-up damidj vid linx, wiv burgr raytings foar carnidj and bizarrity.

 
 
 
 
Tribble

It bit me, sew eye bite it back!
Nowt such a gud ideaz. Ennybody gotz sum tweezerz?
Deh haz enny in da CCC?

onceajinx

Heer go, beree fyne poyntee enz fur pullin priker-stikerz!

B!

Tribble

Tank u sew mush onceajinx. Eye apreciaets eetz. Nowz wii needz de smellin saltz fur IBK.

 
 
ittehbittehkitteh

rite nex 2 da hello kitteh bandades… manfred mom? janet? salleh? kafleen? gremlin? teho? stend? uh… typin r naw akti… (hm.)

u dere?

plz. i nawt has keeys 2 cart, an tribbel da kat bleeeeeeedin…

(faint)
(i eezeh kweezeh)

ittehbittehkitteh

o!
fanks, once a jinx. i panikked.

onceajinx

Tweezrs.. Ai haz dem.

LOL, wuz rememmerin ma fayvrit tweezers, Ai usta carry dem in ma pokit alla tiem. Den we floo to UK, an da NTSB wantid to keep evreewun sayf frum terrrrists (R iz it toooorrrists? Sownz da saym…)

Dey sed mai tweezeez wuz too poyntee, nawt sayf. Ai neerlee hit dem wif mai cane! Den Ai seen on Ebay, all dat stuff dat bin ‘confiscaytid’? DEY SELLIN IT!!! Stollin propitee, Ai fink!

An still no sayfr R moar danjerus to flai. Stoopee NTSB!

gladys

Stoopy NTSB tooked my SAFETEY SXCISSORZ (wut I were gonna use to cut yarn wif )on flyt to Seattle. HowI’mgonna stab sumbuddy wif SAFETY sizzrz?? Dem tings don’t even cut construxion paypr dat good!!!!!

Ended up cuttn yarn wif nail-clipper.

salleh

DEy letz anail-cliiperz awn teh flite ??????? Must be slippin

 
 
 
 
Tribble

U oh kay IBK? Eye askeded oceanjinx fur de smellin saltz fur u. Jus sitz up slowly. Deed u hitz ur head on ennyfink when u pazzed owt? Wii haz tu watch owt fur de concuzzion. Mi son iz de futball playerz, an eet beeg concernz fur dem.

ittehbittehkitteh

fanks, tribbel. i no ring mah bell. (chexs) i no pee.

nao suuper duuper. butt dose smeelin salt stuff… boi, dey gotz nerfes callin dat SALT. pleh.

salleh

oh Hai ibk !!! ai jest back to twon an mi puter………r u OK???? ai noes prolly choklit wil hep….heerz sum ob mi pribate persunal Cadbury’z stache…….(whispers…..iz mi bery faborite …….whispa”s …….bery nommy an smooooth an meltz in ur mouff,……..iz nawt nootrishus tho………jest delishus)

OK ai gotz a liddle tyme for to man the CCC ifn neswsessarily needfulz…….but luks lik most ob teh damaj iz frum runnin into teh cactusus……..

ai hab spentz sum tyme in teh desertt….. an hab persunally runned into sum vishus memburz ob taht fambily……..tehy r teh “OOWWIIEEEZZ) eben if jest getz a LIDDLE TEENY TINY peeces ob the poynty part in u……..

so iz choklit an tweezerz tonite eh?????

ittehbittehkitteh

sownd likes a gud sammwich 2 meh.

 
salleh

a choklit an tweezerz sammich???????? oh noes ibk, ai tink u hitted ur hed harder tahn u thot………maibeee u shood lai down an put a coldy ragz awn ur fourhed…….

heer ai halp u to sit dawn noaw………..

how miny fingehs am ai holdin up?????

 
ittehbittehkitteh

6 on da wun hand…

 
annyluvsprintie

Perhasp summun shud fan u. Taht mite help.

 
ittehbittehkitteh

eeben moar on da uvver…

 
Tribble

Oh noez…quick was de number fur 911?

 
ittehbittehkitteh

… uh … tribbel…
dats hao menny fingerz is salleh holdin up.

*bonk*
*hed flor*

 
annyluvsprintie

K,stand bak, everbuddi
*big guise wif teh baggy trousers an teh fans cumin thru*
U b fine soon ittehbitteh

 
ittehbittehkitteh

beeg guise? (yummeh!)
i finks i mite needs da mouf-2-mouf. heer deys come!

o. (yikes.)

u knows whut? i feelin betterer awllreddy. no. no. u duznt has 2~ *hides eyse* wuz gonna say, u duznt has 2 bend ober an turns on da fan…….

 
annyluvsprintie

Must b teh WordPress agen. I sent teh big Egyptian type guise, wif teh feather fans, an u gotz teh “hoonoes wotz” wif de lectirc fans. Or mebbe itz teh bang on teh hed.

 
ittehbittehkitteh

stoopeh wurd press…. borked up mah social life agins….

 
salleh

butt ai seez taht u r noaw sittin up an tawlkin sence…..heer u can hab sum moar choklit…..

(choklit iz mi anser to loawtz ob probblemz, wen u hab a panecea, u hab a panecea…..)

butt jest in case ………ai brot …..mi FAN *pullz owt big peece ob constucshun papehz taht ai hab foldeded bak an forth an bak an forth an bak an forth an bak an forth*

iz fan ai maded jest fer u ! (usin boff hans ai wabe in in ibk fase, her hare is blowin in teh wind , so to speek)

ok ai go naow……

 
ittehbittehkitteh

fanks u so mutch, mah frenz! i presheeyaes da schokolate an da fans. i kinda sorta wudda presheeyated da beeg guise. (woof) prolly nobuddy like da smeelin salts. did ennybuddy ebber tells u dat smell like da pee…? nawt complainin - just sayin. (dat did wakes meh up from da faintedniss.)

an tribbel… pleez no moar playin wif kaktusses. iz lessin 2 us awll: stay awa from pr*xs.

 
Tribble

Hi guys, sorry to have left you tonight. In an ironic twist of fate, my son came home from wrestling practice and said his head had been slammed down on the mat and he was concerned about a concussion! I can’t believe we made it all the way through football season fine, and then, when he’s on the floor, his head gets banged! I think he is fine. But we’ll see how he feels tomorrow and for the next few weeks. Goodnight for now. -Lynn

 
salleh

oh ibk ai am beginning to fink maibee u iz jest a liddle *accidentz prone* we gonna hav to keepz an eye awn u, lests u endz up in the ……..(cue TA_DUM musik) hosrpitul !!!!

horspitulz r no funz at awl…….so u beee moar carefulz k?

 
salleh

ana Tribble, keepz us apprazed ob how ur son iz doin……do u hab to sit up awl nite wif him ????

 
 
 
 
typingisnotactivism