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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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spykes_mom

lissen upp peepulz…dis de wai itz gonna bee

emma

Happy nawt sekond danse for spykes_mom?

Wat kinna danse you liek?

spykes_mom

fankoo emma! ai fink sum fing wiv wigglin, toesie tappin, hootin and hollurin, and jenerul sellabraytin…cawz todayz Fryday…wun moor day to Caturday!

emma

Hokay!!

wigglez, wigglez, tap, tap
wigglez, wigglez, shimmeh, HOOT
wigglez, wiggles, tap, tap
wigglez, wigglez, shimmeh, HOLLAH
wigglez, wigglez, tap, tap
wigglez, wigglez, slyyyyyyyyyde

*gasp* *pant* egg-saus-shon, I has it!

spykes_mom

wow! taht wuz teh awsum nawt-sekind dants! do yoo need a hit awf mai inhaylur nao?

iyoo ken has teh rest ob teh day awf fur taht ecksalent dants!

 
 
 
 
Teho

iym gona telya how its gona be
yr gona giv yr luv tu me
iym gona telya wut ur gona do
yr gona giv me cheezburgs too

Kathleen

Butt Boss, I tot u tell us wut too doo, an ten U gibs US teh cheezburgas.

Yeh.

An it Friday.

We is reddee fur owr cheezburgas.

*looks eggspectantlee at Teho.*

Kathleen

Lub too eet cheezburgas
cheezburgas wut I lub too eet.
Bite dey litto buns off
Nibbul on teh tinee…..pickuls?

Kathleen

Yesh, I am crazee.

Cuz it Friday, an dis weeken bee mai eesee days, an it cool and rainee owtside, an TANKSGIBBIN BEE NEXT WEEK, and I is in teh HAPPEE MOOD!

*Carefullly hides behind work partition. Is teh boss still dere? Hee lookin? U Watch fur mee, u gais… *
*Dantses fur Spykes Mom!*

spykes_mom

fanks fur teh dants kafleen. itz kinda eggsitin becawz ai nebber had a nawt-sekind post. ai wuz a liddul nerbus becawz ai kudint fink ob ennyfing bettur to ryte…

ai’m happee to heer ur in teh HAPPEE MOOD! Teh rayn is awl dun butt tehre is a berry hai wind taht keepz maykin r lytes n pyooters go zzzztt…mebbe wun more zzzztt n wee ken awl go home urlee!

 
 
salleh

KIlblain (oar howsoebber u spellz it) ref FTW………( ai almost writed Mason Williams, butt den ai member taht he wroted teh “moose goosers” stuff an catcheded miselv in tyme)

BonzoGal

Oh man, I awmost furgitted about Moose Goosers pome! It awaz maeks meh laff.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Them Moose Goosers

How about Them Moose Goosers,
Ain’t they recluse?
Up in them boondocks
Goosin’ them moose.

Goosin’ them huge moose,
Goosin’ them tiny,
Goosin’ them meadow-moose,
In they hiny.

Look at Them Moose Goosers,
Ain’t they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.

Them obtuse Moose Goosers,
Sneakin’ through the woods,
Pokin’ them snoozy moose
In they goods.

How to be a Moose Gooser?
It’ll turn ye puce.
Gitchy gooser loose and
Rouse a drowsy moose!

by Mason Williams

Believe it oar nawt, menee yeers ago, ai akshully disined and embrodered (crossstich) a large wall hanging for a frend with this awn it. About 3′ x 6′, with beautiful moose and acorn border and 8 inch fringe. He still has it hanging in hims haus. Luks liek byootiful tapestry until yoo gets up cloase and reeds it. 8-)

T

 
gayla34

I can haz cross stitch? ;D) That is mai # 1 hobby—well after mai Tree an our kitters :D)

 
 
Elvis

Nibbul on dey tinee SEEDs!

spykes_mom

FTW Elvis! ai kuddint fink ob ennyting wittee.

 
 
Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

Kliban kittah reference FTW!!

If dem buns r litto, den teh pikls r defineetlee tinee.

tank u, dis gives me Caturday

 
 
 
 
 
two_kittehs

I ar not amused at ur impertinence

two_kittehs

“Cashual ” ar not equal to sloppy, pajamaz haz no plaice in mah office. What was u thinking?

CrazyOldLady

well, at leese I didna wear mai fuzzee slipperz!

conscious cat

Deez not fuzzee slipperz - dey mai feetz!!11!!

yer sooo meen tu meee!

*sobbbz*

spykes_mom

Erm…yoo can haz rayzer?

 
 
 
 
KittehLurve

wut? no jammies on catual dai? y not? bad rules! gonna get nuther job!!

 
 
LolcatLisa

It’s Catual Frydays, pleez.

two_kittehs

whatever U saiz boss kitteh..

CrazyOldLady

*whispers***….suck up! hehehe

 
 
 
 
kitkay

yur inpertenince is not perten, not pretenate,..relevant to my needs

 
 
two_kittehs

Hasn’t we seen this one before?

Josh J

That’s what I’m sayin! Happened a few times recently, like the hex code kittehs.

 
drewski

liek tree days ago. is not so graet second tiem arownd

 
PaulB

Thanks Brownpau — I’m glad you feel that way.

Your picture is pure genius and it was perfect for the cheezburger I wanted make.

Best,

PaulB

 
 
Miss Dawn

I donut remember seeing it resentlee. It wuz here wit differunt catshun munts ago. I tink bote catshuns R ekwally funneh.

CrazyOldLady

I onlee remmemmer seein it on teh votin page……but I duz has a bad memoree sumtimez…

 
 
Tribble

Wii haz noticed u been messin up de pichers on ICHC. An lettin ur bunni chew on de puter wirz. I’z sorry, butz wii haz tu letz u go. I unnerstand u bi doin ur bes, butz peoplz rown de world be dependingz on us fur dis vital serviz. A dai wifowt ICHC, is a dai wifowt laffter. Can u magine de deprezzshon de worl wood fall intu?

Corse wii culd bi stockz in de deprezzshon drug companie, shut down de service, den when de stockz soars, sell, sell, sell!

Letz mi tink on dis.

Picks up phone: Hello, plz tu get mi stock brokerz on da linez?

Disclaimerz: Tribble in no wai ees making fun of deprezzshon. Deprezzshon iz a vewy seriouz illnezz dat shoed not bi takin lightly. Teh makin phun of deprezzshon iz purrly fur de phun uf ICHC, sowz da worl doesn’t fall intu deprezzshon an needz de deprezzshon drugz. Pls tu be seeing ur doctor eff u fine youself not laffin at ICHC.

KittehLurve

LOLTribble! lurve teh disclaimerz. don wanna o fend no wun.

 
CrazyOldLady

Dat’s ok Tribble….us peeps who has now or evfur had teh drepresshuns appresheeates a gud since of humer!

salleh

h***, us peeplez hoo haz haz depresshun, wee NEEDS it moar tahn aniwum !!!! (teh laffing ai meen)

 
BonzoGal

4 reelz- an laffin at teh drug companee disklaymurz is awaz gud fun.

 
 
woodchuck

Tribble, yur loyer wud be prowd ov yoo.

ittehbittehkitteh

butt dats U, woodchuck!!

i heerbayes nomnomnomnominaytes woodchuck as ichc loyer. awll in flavor say meow. awll nawt in flavor say meow. by da powr vested in mah vest, i pronountses a hard wurd for kittehs:

barrister.

 
 
 
 
Miz Kitteh

uhmm yeahz .. ai needz u to workz on caturday

emma

uhmm yeahz . . . thayt’d beh greaht . . .

(LOLZ @ Office Space!)

 
feline1979

I can haz TPS report?

two_kittehs

Teh Perfickt Snackies (gushie food vs crunchie food)

 
 
 
 
Josh J

Am I the only one who saw this posted a few days ago? Am I missing something here?

 
CrazyOldLady

gayla…I’ll see yur quirky smile and raise yu a *snicker*!!

 
 
salleh

oops ai ment

ai cawl,……wif a *grin*

Teho

yup i noo dass wher evrywunz brayn wuz todai. yall shud com ovar heer an play fr a litul whyl too… [snorkl!] http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/11/nomulence.html

 
cSmall

ah will see yu, an raise yu a bone.
in mah muzzlepowshe.

*EBUL TWIN laff*
BWAHAHAHA

 
 
 
 
 
 
TeQuerra

I can has coversheet on TPS report?

spykes_mom

yoo want kitteh to cubber tps report wiv whut?

o ai noes…chocklit aygs left obber frum teh #6 troll insadint. ;-)

 
 
kitteh mommee

Donuld Trump can has nuthin on Korprit Kitteh

 
 
jpet

I noes yoo’ve ben sworn, sur, an I hab red yur complayntz.

Teho

DE EBIDENZ BEFOAR TEH CORT IS IN CONTRY BERTIBULS
DERZ NO NEED FR TEH JOORY TO RETIER…