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have no time 4 ur shenannighenz
picture: braunpau, lol caption: PaulB
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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lissen upp peepulz…dis de wai itz gonna bee
Happy nawt sekond danse for spykes_mom?
Wat kinna danse you liek?
fankoo emma! ai fink sum fing wiv wigglin, toesie tappin, hootin and hollurin, and jenerul sellabraytin…cawz todayz Fryday…wun moor day to Caturday!
Hokay!!
wigglez, wigglez, tap, tap
wigglez, wigglez, shimmeh, HOOT
wigglez, wiggles, tap, tap
wigglez, wigglez, shimmeh, HOLLAH
wigglez, wigglez, tap, tap
wigglez, wigglez, slyyyyyyyyyde
*gasp* *pant* egg-saus-shon, I has it!
wow! taht wuz teh awsum nawt-sekind dants! do yoo need a hit awf mai inhaylur nao?
iyoo ken has teh rest ob teh day awf fur taht ecksalent dants!
iym gona telya how its gona be
yr gona giv yr luv tu me
iym gona telya wut ur gona do
yr gona giv me cheezburgs too
Butt Boss, I tot u tell us wut too doo, an ten U gibs US teh cheezburgas.
Yeh.
An it Friday.
We is reddee fur owr cheezburgas.
*looks eggspectantlee at Teho.*
Lub too eet cheezburgas
cheezburgas wut I lub too eet.
Bite dey litto buns off
Nibbul on teh tinee…..pickuls?
Yesh, I am crazee.
Cuz it Friday, an dis weeken bee mai eesee days, an it cool and rainee owtside, an TANKSGIBBIN BEE NEXT WEEK, and I is in teh HAPPEE MOOD!
*Carefullly hides behind work partition. Is teh boss still dere? Hee lookin? U Watch fur mee, u gais… *
*Dantses fur Spykes Mom!*
fanks fur teh dants kafleen. itz kinda eggsitin becawz ai nebber had a nawt-sekind post. ai wuz a liddul nerbus becawz ai kudint fink ob ennyfing bettur to ryte…
ai’m happee to heer ur in teh HAPPEE MOOD! Teh rayn is awl dun butt tehre is a berry hai wind taht keepz maykin r lytes n pyooters go zzzztt…mebbe wun more zzzztt n wee ken awl go home urlee!
KIlblain (oar howsoebber u spellz it) ref FTW………( ai almost writed Mason Williams, butt den ai member taht he wroted teh “moose goosers” stuff an catcheded miselv in tyme)
Oh man, I awmost furgitted about Moose Goosers pome! It awaz maeks meh laff.
Them Moose Goosers
How about Them Moose Goosers,
Ain’t they recluse?
Up in them boondocks
Goosin’ them moose.
Goosin’ them huge moose,
Goosin’ them tiny,
Goosin’ them meadow-moose,
In they hiny.
Look at Them Moose Goosers,
Ain’t they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.
Them obtuse Moose Goosers,
Sneakin’ through the woods,
Pokin’ them snoozy moose
In they goods.
How to be a Moose Gooser?
It’ll turn ye puce.
Gitchy gooser loose and
Rouse a drowsy moose!
by Mason Williams
Believe it oar nawt, menee yeers ago, ai akshully disined and embrodered (crossstich) a large wall hanging for a frend with this awn it. About 3′ x 6′, with beautiful moose and acorn border and 8 inch fringe. He still has it hanging in hims haus. Luks liek byootiful tapestry until yoo gets up cloase and reeds it.
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I can haz cross stitch? ;D) That is mai # 1 hobby—well after mai Tree an our kitters :D)
Nibbul on dey tinee SEEDs!
FTW Elvis! ai kuddint fink ob ennyting wittee.
Kliban kittah reference FTW!!
If dem buns r litto, den teh pikls r defineetlee tinee.
tank u, dis gives me Caturday
I ar not amused at ur impertinence
or dis “Cashual Friday” #$%^.
“Cashual ” ar not equal to sloppy, pajamaz haz no plaice in mah office. What was u thinking?
well, at leese I didna wear mai fuzzee slipperz!
Deez not fuzzee slipperz - dey mai feetz!!11!!
yer sooo meen tu meee!
*sobbbz*
Erm…yoo can haz rayzer?
or Nair?
wut? no jammies on catual dai? y not? bad rules! gonna get nuther job!!
It’s Catual Frydays, pleez.
whatever U saiz boss kitteh..
*whispers***….suck up! hehehe
yur inpertenince is not perten, not pretenate,..relevant to my needs
Hasn’t we seen this one before?
That’s what I’m sayin! Happened a few times recently, like the hex code kittehs.
liek tree days ago. is not so graet second tiem arownd
Yeah, it’s mine originally, but this is fine too.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/19/i-are-serious-cat/
Thanks Brownpau — I’m glad you feel that way.
Your picture is pure genius and it was perfect for the cheezburger I wanted make.
Best,
PaulB
I donut remember seeing it resentlee. It wuz here wit differunt catshun munts ago. I tink bote catshuns R ekwally funneh.
I onlee remmemmer seein it on teh votin page……but I duz has a bad memoree sumtimez…
Wii haz noticed u been messin up de pichers on ICHC. An lettin ur bunni chew on de puter wirz. I’z sorry, butz wii haz tu letz u go. I unnerstand u bi doin ur bes, butz peoplz rown de world be dependingz on us fur dis vital serviz. A dai wifowt ICHC, is a dai wifowt laffter. Can u magine de deprezzshon de worl wood fall intu?
Corse wii culd bi stockz in de deprezzshon drug companie, shut down de service, den when de stockz soars, sell, sell, sell!
Letz mi tink on dis.
Picks up phone: Hello, plz tu get mi stock brokerz on da linez?
Disclaimerz: Tribble in no wai ees making fun of deprezzshon. Deprezzshon iz a vewy seriouz illnezz dat shoed not bi takin lightly. Teh makin phun of deprezzshon iz purrly fur de phun uf ICHC, sowz da worl doesn’t fall intu deprezzshon an needz de deprezzshon drugz. Pls tu be seeing ur doctor eff u fine youself not laffin at ICHC.
LOLTribble! lurve teh disclaimerz. don wanna o fend no wun.
Dat’s ok Tribble….us peeps who has now or evfur had teh drepresshuns appresheeates a gud since of humer!
h***, us peeplez hoo haz haz depresshun, wee NEEDS it moar tahn aniwum !!!! (teh laffing ai meen)
4 reelz- an laffin at teh drug companee disklaymurz is awaz gud fun.
Tribble, yur loyer wud be prowd ov yoo.
butt dats U, woodchuck!!
i heerbayes nomnomnomnominaytes woodchuck as ichc loyer. awll in flavor say meow. awll nawt in flavor say meow. by da powr vested in mah vest, i pronountses a hard wurd for kittehs:
barrister.
uhmm yeahz .. ai needz u to workz on caturday
uhmm yeahz . . . thayt’d beh greaht . . .
(LOLZ @ Office Space!)
I can haz TPS report?
Tayl Projekshun Siez?
Teh Perfickt Snackies (gushie food vs crunchie food)
Am I the only one who saw this posted a few days ago? Am I missing something here?
Big Brudder Kat iz washing youz.
i can has spunjbaf?
hmmmmmmm *quirky smile*
gayla…I’ll see yur quirky smile and raise yu a *snicker*!!
heeehee
ai cawl, wif a
oops ai ment
ai cawl,……wif a *grin*
yup i noo dass wher evrywunz brayn wuz todai. yall shud com ovar heer an play fr a litul whyl too… [snorkl!] http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/11/nomulence.html
ah will see yu, an raise yu a bone.
in mah muzzlepowshe.
*EBUL TWIN laff*
BWAHAHAHA
I can has coversheet on TPS report?
yoo want kitteh to cubber tps report wiv whut?
o ai noes…chocklit aygs left obber frum teh #6 troll insadint.
Donuld Trump can has nuthin on Korprit Kitteh
not eben toopay, aparintlee
I noes yoo’ve ben sworn, sur, an I hab red yur complayntz.
DE EBIDENZ BEFOAR TEH CORT IS IN CONTRY BERTIBULS
DERZ NO NEED FR TEH JOORY TO RETIER…