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i donut belife it
Dance dance 4 DD!
(Dance dance revolooshunz?)
tank u BonzoGal. B D furst danz eneboty eber du fir me
No moar dants?
Well, I is not tired.
*cranks up teh moosic and duz moar dantsin fur dd!*
Did u jus seee what I sawww there?
Blairwitch kitteh recounts his close call in the woodz….
my name not Hansel!!11!
Dunt call meh shirley!
FTW!!!
I am so scared !!!
( has everyone seen the blair witch / scooby doo parody on youtube? I can’t link to it from work … )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqDKS6ojvzc
neener neener neener….. I’m home from work already
rubby rubby roo!
Fank you for posting nawt secund dd. I stayrd at tihs pikchoor for lik 5 minutz an culdn’t tink ov nuffin.
wut i rote wus allter… altear… different capton
(an allso a forbitten commint on nawt secund)
OH NOES!!!
GIT DOWN!!!!! THIMK OF TEH LOLSQWERLS!!!!!!111!!!!
Please to not skweeze me so tite!!!!!!!
OMGWTFBBQ!!ONE!11!!
LOLWTF IS DAT CAT A QUEST GIVERER!!!!?!?!?!
normally i wouldnt respond to something in all caps…because all those yelling caps makes me think you’re either a child or retarded….but yes. yes the cat is a questgiver.
“Bring Kitty Ten cheezburger from CeilingCat in teh Undercity Rogue Quarter.
Accept Quest? Deny Quest?”
you better accept, ceilingcat is watching you
oh noes!! I let my inner sarcasm show!! Also my inner World of Warcraft junkie!! *cry* I go play W.o.W. now…make me feel better
but how do retarded children respond?
slowly and carefully, they wish to please.
mai especial ed kiddos wud lub da pitchers. gotz a liddl gurl lubs da “gatitios”. wishes I culd usez da lolz as rewardz somtims- butz I wurks in da “G” ratted wurld an sum pitchers be “R” rated…… amz finkin bout it- might jus printz or sumthn the “PC pitchers” fur dem. Mani ub mai kidz lubz da funniz!
Iz twu m_m, fur da mos part de doez wanna please- wishez rest of wurld unnerstood dat….
in wun way wishez deh waz awl slow- gots wun kiddo she fast, fast, fast canz mak it frum one endz of skool to da ober in unda 1 minute! ( I can has xersize?)
momcat
ps- jus so u noas ( I nawt mad) “retarded” nawt PC wurd in mai wurld, canz getz u mani hizzes n floofy tails ifnz uz sai it inz mai wurld. Da PC wurd (ub da day…) is “especial childrenz” toon in fur new wurd tomorrow…… juz don want mai frens two be hurteded…
Ah. Iz in teh field, tu. We dun’t uz “especial childrenz” tho – we sez “childrens wid speshial needz”…
Wich iz silleh cuz AWL chilluns R “speshul” – jus in diffrent wais! We awlso has “Spessifik Lernin Difficultees” – yushally meens dis-legs-hier but can awlso be yused to meen “Dunt lissen in class an carnt be bovvered to chek spellin. Oh, an ma mummee iz a skool gubenor!”
Mebbe teh kitteh stepted on teh caps lok? Mine do dat alla time. Also teh num lok and assorted beepy fings.
Mai kitteh tredded ober teh lappytoppy an terned teh screen upsideydoun! Tuk me ayjes to werk owt hao to tern ut ritesideyup agin, partlee cuz Ai wuz laffin so mush!
Kitteh is kwestgiverer, but you must has more lvls before he gifs it to yu.
looks liek eskrt kwest 2 me.
plz. noes. fur teh luv ov ceiling cat. nawt eskrt kwest. DO NOT WANT!!!
I wuz abowt 2 say dis – yoo gots a qwest fur me?
Whaaaaa????
What iiiizzzzzz it?
http://www.wannasmile.com
I seed et . . .
I still don’t beleeve et but ai seed et.
almost teh exagt wurds goin thru mai hed when my buffaloes beat teh sooners.
(apologies tu any oklahoma fans)
for me, it wuz when mai Appalachian State beet Michigan
thot I wuz in twilite zone an wished I put monees on teh game
sorry tu Michigan fans
U hafs teh buffaloops? I iz buffaloops AN soooner! Been both skools. Dats Y I spellz lolcat so gudz! ;D
Dat wut I tinkin win mah Gaymecoks loosed to Vandy. And Arkansaw. And Floorida. And Tennysee. :’(
It bees sad, sad end of seeson fur Carolina.
Cud bee worst. U cud cheer fur Nebrashka. Oh da pane.
Beegining of seesun wuz much moar fun. I saw link to Carolina on yahoo and thot “O noes! Wut skandal haz dem in teh noos dis tyme?” But it wuz cuz dey were akshually winnin football games!
Donut fourget Kentucky beat LSU! GO CATS!
Iza Gaymecock tooz! An awzo Jorja Bulgog. Kinda lyek LuvBJones. Ceptin ai wuz tu dumbz ta lolspeek;-) Meremberz dat we haz dak Klimpsunz yetz ta playz. Cockys beatz dem, an seazon iz all gud!!1!!11!
YAY fur fello Gaymcok! An I agrrrree…we cud be loozin ebry gaym an still beet Klimpsux, and it beez good seezon!
Let’s Go Gamecocks!
Iz whut Suuner fans luukd lyk aftr loss to Buffaloops, tu. We wuz stunnd.
so’ok, weiz waz stunned two. Butz weiz apreciatez yuz fans- yuz gud fans, hadz suuer fan ahind me at da game- shookz mai hand n sais “gud game, u deserve it”.
Ifnz it maks u feelz bedda, buffaloops band ratesz uz as bestet fanz….
momcat
Dat’s gud to no. We tries hard tu be gud fanz. Gud sports evn when we luz – iz importent. Tnx.
Woohoo for Ralphie…
Penis goes where?!
Cannot be troo. Nope.
I don’t look like u…I not yer bebe? Waaaaaa
2 minny marteenees dah nite befour. Danieel Craig iz bad inflooinz.
Minny marteenees not userally da problim – da maxee wuns iz whut gits me evree taim.
as mai mothr wud say tee many martoonies.
i would love to photoshop in a hat in his paws
den he could be puss in boots
plz to put on pantz nao kthxbye
WUT U MEEN U GUNNA NOOTERZ ME??????
nooterz? whut iz dis nooterz u speek uv. I needz a marteenee. Daaaanieeeel?!!
nooterz iz wen dey cutz off yer nootz.
so duz “nutters” meenz??
Quest giver cat sez – come back next level. i gives you quest.
OH NOES, SNAKE HAS BEEN SEENED
I can’t believe it took 20 or so comments to realize it’s a Metal Gear Solid joke.
akshooly, ai reealizeded et wuz a Metal Gear Solid joke, ai jus had nuttin to say aboot et. plz do not assoom taht juss because no wun posts back, no wun gets et.
kthxbai
I needz kartbored bocks!
Put bocks on cat for easy escape.
No moor gooshy foods? But I bin good!
so gimme BRAAAAAAAAAINZ!!!!
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Thank you for killing the 485 Howling Timber Wolves keeping me awake at night. Now please travel to Thunder Bluff and get me a cheezburger.
*Abandon Quest*
git ur own cheezburger!
Wii has pogeymahn baddles?
Suppository??!?
What U meen, I ar adoptid????!?!??
I may be oring, but i not poyzen!
i mae bee paruhnoyd but i’z noe anduhroyd
Ai wudnt be paruhnoyd if yus awl didunt keep pikin awn me
kwest giver kat sez u too low lvl, noob!
omg kitteh has quest for meh!!!
i haz made lj userpic from dis pikchur. i hopes dat iz ok!
i can haz fite or flite respawns?
eeder wai, Ai’s abowt to pee awn yu!
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doan start that agin!
Mi gawd…iz full of cheezburgers…
hmmm…i didn’t think Buddha ate beef…did he?
no, but he was one with everything. (sry! sry! dint meen it! ai knos itz an evul pun, but ai cudnt halp maiself.)
If yu dint sai it, ai wud hav.
ROTFLWAFPITA!
We iz awl cheezburgers…an cheezburgers r us. An we r wun wif teh uneeburse.
Nom-astay
Nom-astay FTW!! Yoglol!
nom-asteh, sarah!
roflmdo
(rollin onda flor laffin mah dogma orf)
sry that shood haf been
“Mi gawd…itz full of cheezburgers…”
iz a totaly differunt referenz then teh Buddah!
(altho I did like teh “nom-aste” bit!)
Dave?
FTW!
Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
Badjur. Badjur. Badjur. Badjur.
A snaaaaake! A snaaaake!
Mushrooom, mushrooooom!
Oooh, iz Elektrik Cumpnee cat! Punktuayshun iz kleen an pyur, dri wit, lurve it.
Luvved Elektrik Cumpnee!!!!!!
Heeeeeeeeeey yooooooooo giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize!!1!!!1!!
iz not safe, Hazel… not safe…
Da vet!? Noooooooz not da vet. Enyting but da vet! Eyez bee gud, eye pwomize.
ZOMFG!!
Der be a troll in da companiez!?
Ai dunno bout da companiez, but we needz a troll-elyminatoor on som a deze boardz…
*putz on her spikee armor to fightz da trollz*
MEESHUGAN LOSST AGIN ?!!!!!!!!!!!
OH
i red dat as “meshuggah”
yiddishurreal.
quote from the west wing
Donna: you know what word should be yiddish? spatula. also far fetched.
At least I dotted my “i” ? wink?
Michigan lost again ?!!!!!
-I-O
thisncat – u are a “Meeshugan” fan? Ai hope ai am reeding u rite!
If a cared about sports, which I do nawt (no stoning, pleeze), U of Meeshugan wud bee mai choyce! Mai two sisters and brother awl went to Meeshugan State – and I to Meeshugan, so yew can imagine whut I has to go thru!!
Mai brother even wunce gave me a cyoot liddle musik box – bloo and gold – with Meeshugan crest awn it – and when u opened it, it played Meeshugan STATE fite sawng!!!!
Janet- I am most certainly NOT a Michigan fan. (ha) I am an O-H-I-O State fan. The joke I was trying to make was that Michigan was having a very bad season this year. Since you are not a sports fan, my reply to Teho was in reference to Ohio State’s marching band writing script Ohio on the field, and a very big honor is to dot the “i”.(utube it)
The O-H is in reference to a cheer we do. someone yells OH,and someone yells back IO. It is said if you go into a crowd anywhere in the world, and you shout OH, you will eventually get an IO response. My oldest son was in Germany for the world cup (soccer) and he tried to test this. He was on the shoulders of his friend, looking out at this crazy, wild, international crowd. He shouts the O-H, once, twice, -nothing.Then another group of students shouts back the I-O. They met and hung out for the day. Cool!
We have ten in our family. 8 of us went to Ohio State and the other two, well, we still like them anyhow. There was a lot of help from the school to get us all through. They even let my mom take creative writing course for free as long as she was not pursuing a degree. We are scattered to the four corners of the earth now, but Ohio State football is one thing that keeps us connected.
Ohio State was picked to play in the national championship game this year. They showed it on TV which reminded me I had not answered this post. I don’t know how…..
thisncat
OMG LOOK AT TEH SIZE OF TEH CHEEZBURGAH…I kant beleef it.
eezy now kitteh… bilbord ads nawt akshul siez, sry
Why you has to ruin mah essitement?
teh piddulz: do not want.
Hymeelick. Not just fer peeplz ennymore.
Luks lik maibe kitteh got teh heineelik insted.
Itz pozzible fur hoomanz tu bee happi wifowt ICHC!! Da deprezzshon drug companie stockz went down!! Wii lozt how much!!
picks up the phone: Plz tu get mi doctorz on de fone. Eye tinks eye needs a purrscripshon.
(Disclaimerz frum Corporate Cat pichher appliez herez tu.)
Timothy Leary kitteh is freekin out!
OMG! Dere’s a UFO fingy flooting rite ober mai haid! HALP!!! ALEYUNS wunt to do expeir…..exepear……eskpeeri……testes on mai brane!!!!…HALP!!!!!
nobudy wuntz teh brayn testes. dat fr shur.
whut brane?
teh wun wif teh testes, of kors
Mai alum….allum…. aulmni… tinfoil hat. I needz it!
To chek fur teh brane testes, teh doctur will do a proseedure callt a test tickle. If u giggle, u has wut dey call a ball hed.
*groans*
I shooda sed “balled hed”.
kthxbai
ah noe planny hyoomAns wifh brayn in testes. rimshot deteketd
note to self: reed fruthr befoar rplie. kthnxsubye
Maeks reddy teh prbe!
I see dead peepulz!
GASP! OMG! put on sum mekkup mummy! yu is tuu skerreh wifout et!
Oh, sowwy granma, Ai dint no u wuz usin da bafroom. (Shiver!) U canot unsee wot u awl redee seen.
Ahhhh.. Don’t get…
Dat ecksclamashun poynt is akshually kitteh’s noo naym, just liek Prince yoosed 2 be “Teh Artist Foromully Nown As Prince But Hoo Is Naow Akshually Sum Kinda Simbole Thingy, But Is Naow Prince Agin.”
ah! dis b “da kitteh formrleh knowed as bandit butt hu r nao knowed as !’…
after nu rekkord deel wif rca (rekkordin cats assoc), he will b “da kitteh formrleh knowed as bandit den knowed as ! hu have benn nootered an iz nao knowed by name name iris”.
he will getz payd gazillion cheezburgers 4 n deel…
butt he wont care ……cause he is nootered, sigh……..
tru. dat wud puts meh orf mah feed 2.
Kitteh jus foun out wut nooterin iz!
dats been joked alredy today ^
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nawt that iz nawt funni, is vry funni. ai givs yu five vote burgers
I hates getin pickt up
I is not sum puppeh, u kno
What…did yoo do…to your HAIR????
i bleeve it wuz de grate feelosheffer socrates hu sayed “..i dranks WATT?!!?!”
Ai can has monty python’s feelosheffers’ sawng?
sure, why not? With bouncy ball lyrics do ya?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_WRFJwGsbY
Tankyu, Ai feels mush betterer nao!
Accordian to teh Hywai Coed (Hao to dryv in teenytiny Ingerlan an nawt get teh poynts on yur lysens or be had up in frunt ob teh beek) tihs meens “Odder Dainjer – syn unnerneef indicayts naycher ob dainjer” Hmmm, Ai rekkon teh naycher ob tihs dainjer is yur skweezin a kitteh an it has poyntee endz!
Dis is why guard kittehs r not moar kommon… Snake kan pik dem up too easy!
No, reely, feelin much bettr! No injekshuns pleeeeeeeees!!!1!!!!
awwww…what a precious face!
Kitteh looks like they just found out that they’re getting neutered! The big chop…chop….Aww…awwww
Stop tht human! They eatin last cheezburger!
Iz cees dead peeples!
I can’t belief it ….. you atez mah cheezburger
I is da furst kittah to see da SPACE ALIENS LAND ON DA EARF!
Huh? Whoose Dat?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pew pew laZ0r RSEE MiSSLE!
arrggh!!!!
fixt means WHAT?? OH NOOOOOOO!!!!
u no wut dat kitteh relly sayin?
“wtf is dat ovr mai hed?!?!?”
joo say WHO iz mah dadee ??!!
it just a boks…
This one is great! I think I have a new favorite.
Pleez no more water torture- I iz not al quada kitteh
Uh oh! I seez medsin dropper!
METAL GEAR?!
iz theta ae figherlighter
What was that noise? Hmm must be solid snake
Cat? Cat! CAAAAT?!!!
-J
YOUZ GONNA GIVE MEEZ A BATH!!!
sollid kitteh haz ben spotteded.
Metal Gear?!
OMG! Ur prgnent??
OH NEOS! Solid Kitteh wuz faund bai teh Kitteh Geer!
OH NEOS! Solid Kitteh wuz faind bai teh Kitteh Geer!
LOL HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA MGS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
solid kitteh gots cot…. *plais incownterr song*
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Solid Kitteh
Has been spotted.
Teh capshun sez it all
is this cat named solid snake?