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Jupiter people in the walls. I’m first! yay!
congrats on being nawt sekond
kongrats on beein nawt nawt sekond!
For Lucy, we do the honky tonk slow dance to tune of George Jones’ Four Walls.
praying to the invisible ceiling cat
duz u c heem?
no i dun c heem, joo c heem?
noze i cannea c nuffin…joo?
ceiling cat r u there? eetz us!
R U dere, Ceiling Cat? Itz me, Margrit.
joody bloom ref FTW!
Jes becaws yu du nawt see him duz nawt meen he duz nawt xist.
Ai cood bleev in DIS inbisibul Ceeling Cat, cuz Ai seen him wunce! Da uvver Ceeling Gawds, nawt so mutch…..
If you wants Ceiling Cat to appearz,
you just has to do this one thing…
make an offering of cheezburgers?
Lil bit o nip mayks ennee wall fun!
funnyz
Course we iz not watching paynt drying…
We iz waitin fur it tu peel!
(Garfield cartun that made me laff)
dayzhavoo. I has it.
iz it a bird? iz it a plane? Noes, itz a…. wall?!?!
i’ll hire the one on the left as mai nu graphic designer
he haz taste
mmm nawt so much…….I comes help you though……I gots gud taste!
)
anyone on ICHC haz teh gud taste! but I lied i don’t need nu graphic designer
sowwy
you WHAT?? u u u LIED to me………. *stomps feet* the inhumanity of it awl
whyy I odda……
giggles
i haz 5 wurds foar u: “it’s teh intarnet – It Happens”
umm ………so you are nawt 6′ 5″, owning a yatch and looking for COMMITMENT???
*goes to korner*
Would you beleeve 5′-6″, a leaky rowbote, and a guaranteeed long holiday weekend?
You bring wine, plzthx!
it prolly be a long weekend cuz we be stuck out in the middle of nowhere when the boat sinks LOLZ — but I will bring LOTS of wine so we don cares.
it can be a $3m yacht if you imagine it so
Me finks a spyder is up dere!
no is the invistabul flies
oar sum plaiful hoominz has a LAZAR lite…..jest oawt ob the camerz veew….
i wuz gonna sai: “Charge of the Light Brigade” fur teh lazorlite chayses.
Mai Tiggy lieks games of shadow n lite. She’s in vetpital gettn glukows kerve dun. She has diabeeteez n needz insulin. 1 ob meny stresses rite nao.
Pleh.
berry sowwy to heer dat. i unnerstand. i had a kitteh woo needed insulin twice a day for five years. but tehn thar wuz uvver complicashuns and i had to put him down. wuz very sad. i miss him muches.
jus keep sum Mrs Butterworth’s in ur fridge at all times (my Caesar luvved taht stuff) and an oral syringe, and if she ever gets all lethargic (u’ll know if it’s an insulin reaction or jus regular cat behvior) just give her some syrup right away and tehn call teh vet. it happens too often wen ur tryin to regulate everything in the beginning.
Ai sekkund wut Chewly sez- we had kitteh wid diabeeteez, and kept some corm syrup in e-z reech. Wun time kitteh started spazzing owt, so we rubbed corm syrup on hiz gumz an he was ok. Aftur 2 yeerz, hiz diabeeteez went away! Vet sed dis happinz wid kittehs sumtiemz.
Gud luk with kitteh! Feed himz/herz lots uv hi-proteen fud!
Thx fur teh info. Ai iz diabetic 2 n ai has drug plan so luckee testystuffs is free fur me n nao herz 2. Ai not taeks insulin tho so all dat is new 2 mai. Ai is Canadian 2 so we can has maple syrup alla tiem in teh frij. Teh vet $$ is a prollem – jes bot a furrnice n water heeter last month n no $$ dis month fur teh diabeeteez kitteh butt makin rooms (cuz herz mai baby!) in da bujjet, butt is hards. N ai has feerz fur her n mai dooin sumthin rong n herz goin awai 2 heven. N thinkin prollems wif how 2 feed$ herz saem tiem as owr 2 nuther kittehs wif herz $peshul food$ n nuther kittehs n their foodz… N Cri$$ma$$ cumin n nuther billz cumin n stuff… N den mai mommeh is in hoppital wif trippel bypasses 2 dais ago, owt Caterday den 2 rehab hoppital 2wks den she gows hoam n her hoam 2hrs north ob mai, n alla dat wurry n stuffs. Mai plait is fullz n oberflowin so ceiling cat can STOP wif pootin stuffs on it plskthx!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah m sorree yu ar hafin a ruff patch…do teh bestest yu can wif what yu gotz an pray for better timez reel soon! We all lub yu!
thx COL. dis is such a happee plaiss ai not liek 2 bring mai sads here butt stuff on stuff on stuffs gettn mai down n ai knew u’d unnerstand here speshully bowt mai kitteh. Ai is prayin furr a break.
KittehLurve, ai also had kitteh wif da diabeeteez too. 2 shots a day for 6 yeers. Kept insulin in da frij, an Caro Corn Syup in a liddel boddel for mergenceez. Kitteh livd long an happi lief after diagnosis. Seemed overwhelmin at furst, but den jus part of how tings wuz. Kitteh wuld cum an git ME wen it wuz tiem for da shots! Wuz liek a new ritcshual, an yoo know how da kittehs lubs da ritschuals. Da hi-proteen foodz helpd LOTS.
Gud luk wif yor kitteh an de uvver stuffs – will get bedder, we promisx. An yoo cans still has long an happeh lief wif yor beh-beh kitteh who haz da diabeeteez . I noes dis; I bin der. Sum eggstra wurk to keep kitteh helthy, but wel wurth da effurt. YOO CAN DO DIS, we noes it!
KittehLurve
Iz prayin joo, ur mom an ur kittehbebeh will all be having better tiiems soon. Hope ur mom also has kitteh, kitteh is bery gud 4 peeps with hart probs, strokin purrin kitteh lowers blood presshur, its been proved. Also prayin joo get teh financial break 2.
{{{Kittehlurve}}}
u lolfolks iz amazing. tkx. Tiggy had her furrst shot frum mai 2day. Was fine. 1shot/day furr now, 2units. Calld hoppital dis mornin dey got Mom up waukees. N payday happnd. Dat allys helps.
Snot invistabul flyes – iz greeblingzz. Hoomins karnt sea dem, cuz dey stoopee, butt kittehs kansie dem, cuz dey schmaht. Mennee eelnissiz ah kawsed bye greeblingzz, an haffing kittehs kan prev… prif… stopp dese.
schmaht kittehs ftw!!!!!!
Ded Liek Me FTW!!!!
Dey had da greebleengs awn der too!
Yezzirs, dem kittehs seez buggz. Dey waitin fer da buggz too getz klozer too da floorz… Kittehs waitz long long tymz for dem buggz.
BUG!!!11!!! How we gets it?
kitters in the nawty korner…….wonner what they dids? and……where is Teho?? picture is OBVIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPPED cuz they musta cropped Teho out…….hehee hehee giggles
no, Teho is still in teh nawty barn….remmemmer?
oops! COL — I TOWD you nawt to leaf ur toys layin round in the nawty barn! Theys will get dusty! lolz
leaf in nawty barn wif Teho?
::: skeered of wut kind ob toyz u wud find in da nawty barn :::
oh mai!
and Leaf and Teho in the nawty barn wif toys……..Teho’s wife mai nawt appreciate our hoomors lol
Hmmm, Ai tink Ai take ma hubbee owt to nawtee barn…
LOL!
Is teh yung nekked gy still in teh nawty barn? Hoep we left sum sawft blankies ober tehre too, it wuz COELD last nite!
well Amber I thawt U took him home…..maybe I waz wrong… we better go check on him!
hao lawng shood wee wayt to chek on yoo chekin on him?
LOL! Yu girlz are ebil!!!! I luz yu ALL!!
Ai’s didunt tek him! SJ? *luks owt ob windo, into SJ’s hous* Yu got teh yung nekked gy roun yur hous, doin teh irning?
doin the irning ROFL lords we are the phunnies
) spykes mom will be checking on the checkers who are checking….
*BEEP* SJ cannawt cum to teh fone rite nao, nor ansa teh door neever as she is bizzy wit teh yung nekki……ironin. Plz to leev a messij an she will get bak tu ju when she is finishd with teh yung nekki…..cleen cloves.
wee cawl it “chanjin teh sheetz.” srsly.
*runs away embarrassed*
ex-roomie n her (yes, her) bf cawld it “doin teh lawndreez”
I hoap u lefted him sum blankeez too…cuz….well, u knoe…shrinkage.
lolz I notice Teho stayed far far away from this thread!
[SWOOSH]
mah bigfootie duz dis sumtymez eeben if tehre’s nuttin tehre. ai fink he duz it juszt to mayke me luk. syke!
ZOMG!! Ma lil Roscoe yoosta do dis when he lil guy….cep he wood also yooooowglglgl at nuffin fur a lawng tiem…. Ai soon figgerd owt dat when he lukin at a corner, yowlglglglin liek dat, der wood be an erfkwayk frum dat direckshun wivvin wun day!!!!
Beree intrestin, dat kitteh!!!
Udder kittehs had been fru Norfrij erfkwayk, beree skeeree!!! Willem didint reelee notiiss dem NEmoar, RC wood jus hide in da klozit!
onceajinx, furst much winz fur ur kommint bowt taykin ur hubbee to teh nawty barn. bwahaha! sekonlee, ai libz in Noo Hampster, ware tehre r noe erfkwayks…leest nawt taht wee can feel. so ai still has noe explan…ecksplun…ideeya wai bigfootie do dat, udder tahn himz juszt a smart-ass!
hungreh hungreh lolcatz gotted dinnah tu goze….
Dese cheezburger wall hangins are so fascnatings!1
i’d rather look at the walls than at that carpet zomg!
we can has telebision nao??
bak in olde dai kittehz…dinnea has teebee tu keepz dem okupied
TALK TO DA PAWZ! I DOAN WANNA HEAR IT!
i loves the color of dis’ one…
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It b wun fing 4 kitteh to luk at wal…it b nuvver if kitteh luk at wal n talk 2 it.
Mah kitteh Coaly wuld do dat. Her wuld luk at mah walz n mah bedrum n stayr n meow. Ai thot her wuz seeing ghost kitteh or sumfing. Dis wuz n mah old hause. Her wuns run round on mah bed n do saym fing n mah old aprtmint.
ai hab lawng nioted dis behavur in teh kittehz, gots noe explanshun 4 it, butt awl ob teh kittehz ai hab ebber had, dey awl did taht……
plai along wif it……go into crouches and star at teh saem spot kitteh iz, maabee sumdai, u tooo can seez waht sey ar seein……
wurff a shot……
mebbe wan dai peeplez will c ceilin cat *sigh*
my friend had a kitten that did that too, would sit and stare at the same part of the wall as if waiting for wall to give it cheezeburgr
Maybe thats what they are doing?
ceiling cat grant us cheezburgrz!
mai kiiter Darryn was watchin the slow fan blade of my celing fan (waiting for celing kat to peak out I spose) and her head was swiffling rond wif it…….and she gots dizzy (I guess) and fells off da bed……was berry phunny — she looks at me like…….WUT? I means to do it.
tahts funnee gayla. dunt ar kittehs doo sum stoopy stuff sum tymez?
yep yep yep
they keeps me laffin even on the hard daze. wouldn’t trade em (although I thought about it the day they got in the curio cabinet and brorked my granny’s fenton glass vases……YEP vases—– tree went kaboom that day…..I lawk it naow……..kinda like lokin the barn dor after the caws are runnin amuk)
aww po po gayla! i sorree tu heer ob yer grammy’z vazes… at leest kittehz knoze hao tu maykez aap fer dey gettin in trubblz, dey maykes uz LOL ^^
iz alright—-I loves mai kitteh’s much moar than my stuffs, and I will nawt forgets my granny either way–ty though mystique
) ur sweet!
I knew kitteh that fall off bed 2. It forgetted whut side floor wuz on & roled rite off edge. Silly kitteh.
no sillehz, deze kittehs r comoonnicaytin wif dah muver ship an doan no dere picshur is bein pikked overwiz dey wood ack liek usual kittehs NOT commoonicaytin wif dah muver ship an no wun wood be dah wizur……
Was sed somewhars that Cats and Computers are the only things that can see across dimemsion boundaries. So when Kat sits and stares at Nothing, maybe they’re…not!
On the other hand, I’m nawt sure I’d really want to see what Kat stares at and I can’t! Other dimensions probably weerd…
Watchin Mycatanjello kitteh piantz teh ceeling.
Tribble u r kured! Mycatanjello not a palindrome!!
Amen, I call a cinema.
Wun palynndromez jus fur u KittehLurve!
racecar!
Tribble…..how do you keep doin dat????? Itz amazing tu mee.
hmm dey awl hab taht ….*ai m gonna jumpz up at sumfin* crouchy, posturez taht teh kittehz get wen tehy’re gonna jumpy at sumfin
note, ifn u wil, teh tenshun n der bawdies……..teh absolutely folkus showeded bi der poynty eers………
sumfin iz UP DER an dey wantz it…….dey nawt jest luukin at sumfin,
stil, iz gud capshun…..nawt aqccurut, butt funnee
jah eez a stare wellz, iz azzumez dat somewan b up on dah mezzaneen wif string toyz n dey all lukkin een DO WANT modez =D
My Snickakittemus jumps up wallz at invizibl oxygen moleculez. Starez at wall for longtime, den crouchy, buttwiggl, LEEEEP!!!
Digz poynty endz into wall to hang on, too. All doorways in old howz had kittehclawmarks three feet up, sliding down to floor, from Snickacat.
Funny thing: wen somthin ACKSUALLY on wall? Lyke millepede which Catmumma DO NOT WANT? Snickacat ignoarz.
Me:”Snick! Snick! Get it–see him? He’s MOVING! Get him!”
Snick: ::: yawn::: :::: pleh::: :::: yeah, right–lemme know how dat werks out for u :::
Stoopid predetor…predde…instinc dat makes kitturz chayse stuff…
Howz manee kittehs duz eet takes tu ……..?
da kittehs seez tingz we dont-all ma kittehs starez at da wallz an moves der hds liek dey iz folowing a spider-sumtymes dey JUMP UP buuut-nufink eber der- spooky kittehs, ceein ghostz!
My kittehs duz dat 2. I fink we got skwerls on da roof n dat’s wut kittehs here.
chanj a lite bulb? Non, it’s dark naow, letz has a nap.
Teh green wall be way more fassinayting than teh yello wall. Three owt of four kittehs agree.
hehehe!
tree owt ob fore kittehs has red “Teh Yello Wallpayper” an noe taht wai madness lys!
Wun uf dess tings iz nowt likez de udder.
Wii haz preskewl lezzon tudai.
Kittehs need TiVo so dey dont haf 2 watch pante dri.
Thawt did sed “2 watch PANTIES dri” an …
Yeh, I leeve dat one dere. Teho be by soon to take care ob it.
Hao do yoo no when da lurve iz gawn?
Watchin panteez drai…..
LOL, howzat?
Invisible Art Gallery
austic kittehs
are “thinking in pictures”
(Temple Grandin)
“This week on ‘Kitteh Korner,’ we examine the troubling phenomenon of heterochrome vertical planes intersecting at right angles. With us, we have Dr. Hap E. Cat, Ph.D. Dr. Cat, what are your thoughts on these occurrences?”
“It is my considered opinion that I can has cheezburger.”
“Fascinating.”
Dis artikle be published in ‘For teh WIN Quarturlee’ teh most respekted jurnul of teh win. Following peer review, ov korse.
Ai peer at it an agree, iz gud to put in FTW Kwarterlee!
brainy kat iz bery brainy…
I concurs wif teh results of my disstingwished colleegue.
Us can has cheezburgers!
skeppy has teh win todai!
XD U r full of teh phunnie!!!
uh meeer 5 brgrs is naht enuf fur yu
Ding ding ding ding ding ding!!!!!
Ladees and Germs, we has a WINNA!!!
“Sew y dis wal b difrent kulur?”
“Iz kald en aksent wal. Iz ment tu draw ur atenshun an help eztablish a fokul poynt in rume.”
“Wayr u lern abowt aksent wal?”
“Aych Gee TeeVee.”
“Ai teenk it werkin.. It drawrin mai attenshun!”
hehehe gud wan LOLDemon! ^^ mah werk LOLz…joo has dem!
Den mah wurk heer iz dun.
wat
u mean dey’re not?
Mah thots egggsaktly!
iz poltergeists.
de kittehs seez dem. yup. dats what iz.
Go towards teh light.
Teh light eminatings frum teh sign owtside teh cheezburger shawp.
Lub it…insted ov “Hawt Do-nots Nao” Syn in frunt ov Krispee Kreem shawp u has teh “Hawt Cheezburgerz Nao!”
Wow. That house is UGLY.
How ugly is it?
Even the kittehs can’t believe their ais.
In Soviet Russia teh wallz cloze n on u.
In East Berlin, u close in on teh wall!
In East Berlin u can no has teh wall no moar.
in West Berlin you are feeling crowded cuz ebreyone coming on ovar.
Yu has Dayvid Hasselhoffel insted – Ai thort lyf wuz ment to get betterer!
All in all iz jus anothr brik in da wall.
Meestr Gorbekitteh….TAYR DAON DIS WAWL! kthxbai
Our seemingly irrational behaviyors.
Let us show u thems.
Tu colers, oh huney, dis wil neber du–dey clash!
ai betz a burd oar somfing up in cornur uv seeling.
But wuts wif da wun luking, jus as intent, in a diffurnt drekshun frum da udder free?
Oar…..inbizible myse in partee hatz. Mai kitteh kidz chases dem all tiem.
Iz not teh funneh.
u not has kittehs, i gess?
or maybee missin the irony jeans?
or has had sens ob hyumor by-pass
sowndz lyke teh stoopee-est surjree EVAH! do not want!
mabey wuz nots eelektibul sirjeree.
No… jus not funneh. Thx tho bai.
Is SJ still irony jeans iwf dat yung nekkid gai?
Ai has LAWTS ob ironin – jeans an awl sorts ob stuff. I cud be heer fur HOWRS. ;o)
plz to payse ursef sj!
odderwyse wee hafta bringz teh krash kart to resuss…recuss…reeses…maykez ur hart beet agin!
After four days of debate, the council on stuff finally concluded,
that walls are
FASKINANTIN! kewl.
Ceilling cat is eating cheezburgers up there! Share? ktxbye…
Iz rong sort of walls – we want Ice Cream!!!!
(British Ice Cream Maker – I don’t know if it’s the same in the US)
nawt so much, but we belleeve yoo thot it wuz funnee. e fer effert!
Funnee- We no haz Walls. We haz Baskin-Robbins an Dairy Queen. I luv wen
der be lotz uv flava in posts, sos we can be learnen alla tyme.
We also has teh Cold Stone Creamery ware dey tayk ur ais creem…semi-soff…n mix in wut u want…u say “I can has oreos?” n dey mix it n teh ais creem ov ur fave flavor. Dey den put it n teh bol or teh wafl cohn n u nom-nom-nom-nom al dai lawng. Dey mix it on a marbl slab 4 u. Is teh best!
Ceiling Cat Corp repurrting for dutee.
Hi guys =^__^= I would just like to say I am honored to have a picture that I submitted on the front page. I can’t take credit for the picture, but I uploaded it here because I thought you guys would get a kick out of it. I look at this site multiple times a day, and I always get a laugh out of your comments.
Much love, MadamTampini
lymon flavurd bevridg kitteh reeseerch departmnt en action
Spirits…we seez them….you not.
Kitteh waiting for Q*bert to play
i iz heer!! can has playtyem naow?!
Iz Dis a 4 Player Gamez? More Kittehs want to Plai
Dis da saym kinda setup we had in R aparkmint when Roscoe wuz little kitteh. Ai wood sit awn da cowch R awn da stayrs an shine da laser poynter awn da stayrs. Roscoe wood come tearin alawng to ketch dat lil lite. Ai wood moov da lite down da stayrs an up dat wall, an he woo follow it, dow da stayrs and UP da wall abowt 4 feet!!!!
We wood do dat ober an ober an ober agin! He LURVED it!!! Doooown da stayrs…UP da wall..up da stayrs….dooooown da stayrs an UP da wall! Ai miss ma purtee lil guy….
Sherman-Williams Museum of Wall Colors “Hey who needs distractions like paintings and junk ? Not You!”
eww who paints der walls dat colour?
[lolspeek OFF]
I once lived in a duplex that had a similar color scheme to this. The living room had either olive green or forest green on two walls, and sort of a peachy-tannish-brown color on the other two walls. The way it was set up was the opposite walls were the same color. If one wall was green, the wall across from it was the same color. I also had a bedroom that was a lighter shade (seemed like) of the peachy-tannish-brown. The second bedroom was plain white. The bathroom was painted in the brightest lime green money could buy. The floor tile and bathtub ceramic tile was white with specks of olive green. Talk about a nightmare.
Dats called “landlod hitz teh bargane tabl at Lowe’s” typ uv decoratin.
Make it work people- or not.
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ………u hab mi simpaties…….taht soundz reeeely reeeely dredfulz…….
u noes, sumtymz ai driv down teh street an ai tink to miselv, “Salleh, peeple walkked into the painty stor an sed…….yep taht’z teh cullur ai want…….an den tehy goes an paintz it awl obber tehr house………”
an ai driv bi an tink ….”whi??”
I noes whut joo means, Salleh. When I bawted mai haus, teh outside were HOT PINK WIT BURGUNDY TRIM!!! Eben teh gutters wuz painted burgundy. And teh nise peeps left me teh leftober cans of paint– juss in case I needed to tuch up teh priddy cullers.
…I can’t believe that it doesn’t take more effort to type that way than it would to simply type correctly, so why do you do it? It’s almost entirely unintelligible.
me an mah kitteh wuz doon tis ALL LASTZ NITE.
(wuz spidr. kitteh mad cuz i smooshd. she stil lookin 4 it jus in case.)
Dey senses teh cheezburger factory…upstairs
They are waiting to defend the home from the corner demons.
See Frank Belknap Long’s story – “The Hounds of Tindalos.”
oh noes i r surroundid by wallz halp!
sorry kittehs; “No Exit”.
Yur “Gaze” ownly leeds to eggistenial Ahngust.
woohoo – Echo – Luna- Enki – and Enlil are honored.
I know this scene!! OMG IT’S A BUGGY!!!
Wall-ayed Kats
Aye Walls
srsly, r dese lolkittehs Egyptian Maos?
dey luks laik dat brede f kitteh.
vry elegi… elagen… regal-looking.
eye lurves dem.
taht lazor points heer somewerez…
c’mon guyz! It cant haff gon dat far!!
*laughs* My cats do this all the time, and I can’t figure out why!
my cat is really really sik he gos to the docters 24 7 i really hate when cats get sik its so sad.my cat is at the docter right now hes not doin too well i hope he gets better (p.s.) i love this web site its like my favorite website.
this picture is funny my cat used to sleep up against a wall