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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Jupiter people in the walls. I’m first! yay!
congrats on being nawt sekond
kongrats on beein nawt nawt sekond!
For Lucy, we do the honky tonk slow dance to tune of George Jones’ Four Walls.
praying to the invisible ceiling cat
duz u c heem?
no i dun c heem, joo c heem?
noze i cannea c nuffin…joo?
ceiling cat r u there? eetz us!
R U dere, Ceiling Cat? Itz me, Margrit.
joody bloom ref FTW!
Jes becaws yu du nawt see him duz nawt meen he duz nawt xist.
Ai cood bleev in DIS inbisibul Ceeling Cat, cuz Ai seen him wunce! Da uvver Ceeling Gawds, nawt so mutch…..
If you wants Ceiling Cat to appearz,
you just has to do this one thing…
make an offering of cheezburgers?
Lil bit o nip mayks ennee wall fun!
funnyz
Course we iz not watching paynt drying…
We iz waitin fur it tu peel!
(Garfield cartun that made me laff)
dayzhavoo. I has it.
iz it a bird? iz it a plane? Noes, itz a…. wall?!?!
i’ll hire the one on the left as mai nu graphic designer
he haz taste
mmm nawt so much…….I comes help you though……I gots gud taste! :D)
anyone on ICHC haz teh gud taste! but I lied i don’t need nu graphic designer
sowwy
you WHAT?? u u u LIED to me………. *stomps feet* the inhumanity of it awl
whyy I odda……
giggles
i haz 5 wurds foar u: “it’s teh intarnet - It Happens”
umm ………so you are nawt 6′ 5″, owning a yatch and looking for COMMITMENT???
*goes to korner*
Would you beleeve 5′-6″, a leaky rowbote, and a guaranteeed long holiday weekend?
You bring wine, plzthx!
it prolly be a long weekend cuz we be stuck out in the middle of nowhere when the boat sinks LOLZ — but I will bring LOTS of wine so we don cares.
it can be a $3m yacht if you imagine it so
Me finks a spyder is up dere!
no is the invistabul flies
oar sum plaiful hoominz has a LAZAR lite…..jest oawt ob the camerz veew….
i wuz gonna sai: “Charge of the Light Brigade” fur teh lazorlite chayses.
Mai Tiggy lieks games of shadow n lite. She’s in vetpital gettn glukows kerve dun. She has diabeeteez n needz insulin. 1 ob meny stresses rite nao.
Pleh.
berry sowwy to heer dat. i unnerstand. i had a kitteh woo needed insulin twice a day for five years. but tehn thar wuz uvver complicashuns and i had to put him down. wuz very sad. i miss him muches.
jus keep sum Mrs Butterworth’s in ur fridge at all times (my Caesar luvved taht stuff) and an oral syringe, and if she ever gets all lethargic (u’ll know if it’s an insulin reaction or jus regular cat behvior) just give her some syrup right away and tehn call teh vet. it happens too often wen ur tryin to regulate everything in the beginning.
Ai sekkund wut Chewly sez- we had kitteh wid diabeeteez, and kept some corm syrup in e-z reech. Wun time kitteh started spazzing owt, so we rubbed corm syrup on hiz gumz an he was ok. Aftur 2 yeerz, hiz diabeeteez went away! Vet sed dis happinz wid kittehs sumtiemz.
Gud luk with kitteh! Feed himz/herz lots uv hi-proteen fud!
Thx fur teh info. Ai iz diabetic 2 n ai has drug plan so luckee testystuffs is free fur me n nao herz 2. Ai not taeks insulin tho so all dat is new 2 mai. Ai is Canadian 2 so we can has maple syrup alla tiem in teh frij. Teh vet $$ is a prollem - jes bot a furrnice n water heeter last month n no $$ dis month fur teh diabeeteez kitteh butt makin rooms (cuz herz mai baby!) in da bujjet, butt is hards. N ai has feerz fur her n mai dooin sumthin rong n herz goin awai 2 heven. N thinkin prollems wif how 2 feed$ herz saem tiem as owr 2 nuther kittehs wif herz $peshul food$ n nuther kittehs n their foodz… N Cri$$ma$$ cumin n nuther billz cumin n stuff… N den mai mommeh is in hoppital wif trippel bypasses 2 dais ago, owt Caterday den 2 rehab hoppital 2wks den she gows hoam n her hoam 2hrs north ob mai, n alla dat wurry n stuffs. Mai plait is fullz n oberflowin so ceiling cat can STOP wif pootin stuffs on it plskthx!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah m sorree yu ar hafin a ruff patch…do teh bestest yu can wif what yu gotz an pray for better timez reel soon! We all lub yu!
thx COL. dis is such a happee plaiss ai not liek 2 bring mai sads here butt stuff on stuff on stuffs gettn mai down n ai knew u’d unnerstand here speshully bowt mai kitteh. Ai is prayin furr a break.
KittehLurve, ai also had kitteh wif da diabeeteez too. 2 shots a day for 6 yeers. Kept insulin in da frij, an Caro Corn Syup in a liddel boddel for mergenceez. Kitteh livd long an happi lief after diagnosis. Seemed overwhelmin at furst, but den jus part of how tings wuz. Kitteh wuld cum an git ME wen it wuz tiem for da shots! Wuz liek a new ritcshual, an yoo know how da kittehs lubs da ritschuals. Da hi-proteen foodz helpd LOTS.
Gud luk wif yor kitteh an de uvver stuffs - will get bedder, we promisx. An yoo cans still has long an happeh lief wif yor beh-beh kitteh who haz da diabeeteez . I noes dis; I bin der. Sum eggstra wurk to keep kitteh helthy, but wel wurth da effurt. YOO CAN DO DIS, we noes it!
KittehLurve
Iz prayin joo, ur mom an ur kittehbebeh will all be having better tiiems soon. Hope ur mom also has kitteh, kitteh is bery gud 4 peeps with hart probs, strokin purrin kitteh lowers blood presshur, its been proved. Also prayin joo get teh financial break 2.
{{{Kittehlurve}}}
u lolfolks iz amazing. tkx. Tiggy had her furrst shot frum mai 2day. Was fine. 1shot/day furr now, 2units. Calld hoppital dis mornin dey got Mom up waukees. N payday happnd. Dat allys helps.
Snot invistabul flyes - iz greeblingzz. Hoomins karnt sea dem, cuz dey stoopee, butt kittehs kansie dem, cuz dey schmaht. Mennee eelnissiz ah kawsed bye greeblingzz, an haffing kittehs kan prev… prif… stopp dese.
schmaht kittehs ftw!!!!!!
Ded Liek Me FTW!!!!
Dey had da greebleengs awn der too!
Yezzirs, dem kittehs seez buggz. Dey waitin fer da buggz too getz klozer too da floorz… Kittehs waitz long long tymz for dem buggz.
BUG!!!11!!! How we gets it?
kitters in the nawty korner…….wonner what they dids? and……where is Teho?? picture is OBVIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPPED cuz they musta cropped Teho out…….hehee hehee giggles
no, Teho is still in teh nawty barn….remmemmer?
oops! COL — I TOWD you nawt to leaf ur toys layin round in the nawty barn! Theys will get dusty! lolz
leaf in nawty barn wif Teho?
::: skeered of wut kind ob toyz u wud find in da nawty barn :::
oh mai!
and Leaf and Teho in the nawty barn wif toys……..Teho’s wife mai nawt appreciate our hoomors lol
Hmmm, Ai tink Ai take ma hubbee owt to nawtee barn…
LOL!
Is teh yung nekked gy still in teh nawty barn? Hoep we left sum sawft blankies ober tehre too, it wuz COELD last nite!
well Amber I thawt U took him home…..maybe I waz wrong… we better go check on him!
hao lawng shood wee wayt to chek on yoo chekin on him?
LOL! Yu girlz are ebil!!!! I luz yu ALL!!
Ai’s didunt tek him! SJ? *luks owt ob windo, into SJ’s hous* Yu got teh yung nekked gy roun yur hous, doin teh irning?
doin the irning ROFL lords we are the phunnies :D) spykes mom will be checking on the checkers who are checking….
*BEEP* SJ cannawt cum to teh fone rite nao, nor ansa teh door neever as she is bizzy wit teh yung nekki……ironin. Plz to leev a messij an she will get bak tu ju when she is finishd with teh yung nekki…..cleen cloves.
wee cawl it “chanjin teh sheetz.” srsly.
*runs away embarrassed*
ex-roomie n her (yes, her) bf cawld it “doin teh lawndreez”
I hoap u lefted him sum blankeez too…cuz….well, u knoe…shrinkage.
lolz I notice Teho stayed far far away from this thread!
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mah bigfootie duz dis sumtymez eeben if tehre’s nuttin tehre. ai fink he duz it juszt to mayke me luk. syke!