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  1. Darrkwolff says:

    Rats! Dis puppeh out of bullets!

  2. Romeow says:

    Dis puppeh taeks teh long bullits.

  3. anath says:

    kitteh gunz beet dog gunz tho. chzrifle ftw

  4. NorthernHockeyFan says:

    Goggie butt in da fase? DO NOT WANT

  5. ilauren says:

    use back end of dog
    to pew bullets, no?

  6. Tiki says:

    Puppeh’s laZorz iz turnt off!

    EPIC FAIL wifout deh laZorz!

  7. Jack Deth says:

    Massturr Cheef awrmed wiff
    Marrk Too Plassma Ryfill inz
    twelbb Bow-Wow raynjj

    Massturr Cheef no can
    haz a lawwng liddil Doggeh.
    So himz haz Dokksund

    Massturr Cheef confewzd.
    Duzz nawt knoez wayr 2 put
    t3h beeg magazeen :-)

    Jack.

    • 3rin says:

      Yay Jack! FTW!

    • Wilf_Brim says:

      Jack FTW.

      Cortana sez.
      “No Chief. That is a dog, not a modified M3A4B rifle. Put him down. We have to save the world from the Covenenat. We don’t have time to mess around.”

      Cortana iz supie intelig..inetle…wikked smart AI. her no speakz teh kitteh.

      MC sez.
      “Youz is nawt fun. i’z wil get teh plazma sord frum teh arbiter. buzzkillin AI….”

    • cSmall says:

      ahm pretty sure teh beeg magazeen goes on teh floor…at teh receiving end of teh twelbb Bow-Wow ranjj…

      8-O

  8. Froyd says:

    Master Chief….is thankful for the smell filters in his helmet.

  9. Romeow says:

    Iz dis a Browning or a Docks & Hund?
    Aye kant tells frum teh picshur.

  10. conkles says:

    puppeh is KILLJOY!!!

  11. D.R. says:

    This dog not compatible with X Box Live

  12. HUMANSLAVE says:

    So, I teeched my 5 yeer ol dawter diss song…..an now sheez be steelin my pew pew songz….

    Runz thru da haus “”PEW PEW LAZERBEEMZ !!”….

    Da weerd ting iz…..she toadally getz it….Iz she da SAVANT ? Or I da stoopy ?

  13. miss foots says:

    RoboVet confirms: hot goggie iz femayl.

  14. cmerry says:

    Wepun ov mass poop-struckshun!

  15. thestral says:

    doggle uzi loaded….WAIT! CHURCH! Yer aimin it the wrong wai!

    Red vs Blue ref ftw!!!

  16. Hebert says:

    Wonder if he keeps that blaster in one of these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsV50T5uEyw

    BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WEIRD

  17. Funny Bunny says:

    Dont frgt to mke the bullts brwn!!
    (but I tink you r facing the doggie da rong way!)

  18. typingisnotactivism says:

    anuther reezon y the klassik akshun moovy lyne iz stil
    “ai yam gettin too awld foar thiss s#!t”

  19. Tribble says:

    Caboose -1

  20. james says:

    ZOMG DIS LOL* PWNZ TEH LAST BONUS LOL*.

  21. Rich Fader says:

    “Say ‘ello to mah leetle fren’!”

  22. Tribble says:

    Lock an load! Waitz letz me tink own dat.

  23. wxdiva says:

    I no has seen dis wepun yet. I can has cheat 2 get wepun?

  24. Tribble says:

    Dere iz a pwoblem aiming. Iz having de troublez wif dis hellmutt.

  25. thornius says:

    Argggh U gotz meh!!!

  26. Dexaan says:

    Q haz bult a lazer intu a goggie for Jamez Bund.

  27. Tribble says:

    Wye amz eye alwayz loozing?

  28. Tribble says:

    Everyting seemz tu bi in wurking order herez.

  29. Melissa says:

    U poyntin goggeh gun rawng wai.
    Turn hima ‘rund for teh pew bullits!
    DINGLEBAWMBS!!
    FIRE AWAI!!1!111!!!
    pew pew pew

  30. bats says:

    Except he’s got the dangerous end against his face. XD

  31. eckstatik says:

    Stuborn spartan master chief…
    Refused to believe his vision software was outdated.

  32. Nick says:

    Dis weener dog haz flavr

  33. SarahD says:

    Luk owt! Heez packing a Hot Goggie!

  34. Kathleen says:

    Anybody see the dobiematic in the Far Side cartoon? That was a scream!

  35. Tucker says:

    Da shong for dis oen iz eezee……iz da mjolnir mix!! Been gone for a bit tho…

  36. thornius says:

    Pew, pew Pee-yoo!!!!

  37. Kevin says:

    Master Chef Boy-r-dee.

  38. RichDoesGlass says:

    do not want
    no moar like dis plz
    dis site for cute kittehs, not stupid dog gun military ugly stuff
    kthxbai

  39. ari says:

    dats awesum

  40. catalogical humor says:

    Butt taht iz so dog-gun strange.
    Whut model gun iz zat…a Brown-nose-ing?

  41. Reese Tora says:

    teh goggies! dey dew nuffing!

  42. marxz says:

    hey asked for bullpup gunn not Daxpup gunn

  43. Magnoire says:

    I haz kitteh gunz..
    They haz biltin layzrs and baynetz…

  44. gman says:

    Puppiez NO kill peoples, Peoples kills Peoples!!!

  45. Lakturius says:

    hey nice doggun dude. whats that armory from?
    waht is this speech? childhood english?
    i dont understand most of the words?
    im from germany and it is funny to read but i would like to know what is that?

    • cSmall says:

      wilkommen Lakturius!

      it is called lolspeak. there’s a link near the top of the page that has a dikshuary. many werds are spelled phonetikally frum the Inglish, some r tkn frm texting, and most ar jsut typoos.

      :-)

  46. myfrisbee says:

    Mastur Cheeef no! U gas teh gun backwurds!!

  47. spykes_mom says:

    puppeh: poot poot poot

    solja: pew pew pew

    :-D

  48. D says:

    nut gud to look dwn barrl of a puppeh,

    iz gud hez werrin dat hellmutt.

  49. doctorcat says:

    And furthermore, I bark in your general direction.

  50. Thief says:

    Master Chief: “Out of ammos? Hay Cortana, Where I find puppeh fud on Halo?”
    Cortana: “Excuse me, WTF is dat?”
    Master Chief: “U remember teh Needler? Dis is teh Poopler.”
    Cortana: “Um, ur doin’ it wrong.”

    (Oh hai! Dis my first lolpic. Thanku for votin!)

  51. heather says:

    lulz. ur using teh rong end.

  52. BRUTUS says:

    dis- it maed

    1. me lolz
    2. my dey
    3. qwestshun teh efficks of animal wepunry???? D:?

  53. littlecar2 says:

    3 things
    1.lol
    2.comment 100 yay!
    3.GO HALO!!!!(AWSOME SUIT!)

  54. Belinrahs says:

    whar u get soot? i wnat soot to ware!

  55. Deeeee says:

    Win! So much awesum!

  56. Austin O says:

    ohh yeah assult dog!!!

  57. Tranceducer says:

    We’re Going to Need Bigger Gun dogs!
    Praise teh lord and pass teh Weimaraner…!!

  58. Donut says:

    The covenant stands no chance aginst Master Cheif and the UNSC’s newest weapon: Daschund Gun.

  59. Jason says:

    I want one of those suits

  60. s8626984 says:

    wow……sorry i saw u on someones blog so..i leave comments everywhere i go so..im annoying

  61. laskie says:

    HALO 3 FTW

  62. Nicktendo says:

    Just FYI, the source is a picture of the site mod of MjolnirArmor.com and 405th.com

  63. Grunt says:

    Does anyone here type proper english? :P

  64. Damen says:

    A dog is fine too.

  65. Keegan says:

    Can anyone here actually post in an actual manner that most people understand? I can barely read this whole thing… all I know is that is Adam Grumbo, and that dog is not out of bullets, otherwise it wouldn’t be pewing, DUH!

  66. Sage Elf says:

    YAY I LOVE HALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Yes i am a girl)

    Lasers Pew Pew!!!

  67. melohiho says:

    LOL Thats the trigger?!?! that such a cute dog

  68. Ailuro says:

    Dis shuld be tagged ‘pew pew pew’

  69. arbiter says:

    wort wort wort! pew pew pew! aieeee!!!!!!!!!!

  70. Enkiflash says:

    Shouldn’t dat puppeh be da other way arund?

  71. Kat Folo says:

    lol, it would be more funny if he had the dog backwards XD

  72. i iz u says:

    wich end doz it fire out of

  73. Yigmur says:

    taek dat, covnent! da spartan waryor iz haz a uber-dog gun!

  74. rudeana says:

    thatis so funy

  75. Scott says:

    out of ammo– press Y 2 switch 2 Doggeh

  76. Relly says:

    Dogfight

    Ur doin it rong.

  77. The amazing thing is that it’s actually really funny.

  78. fatherOpossum says:

    Master Chief always did make the most realistic balloon animals.

  79. MASTER CHIEF says:

    master chief deserves a husky, not a weiner

  80. ui264 says:

    What does it shoot, snausages?

  81. Dread Stone8 says:

    How do i favorite pics???????????????????????????? CUZ THIS 1 BE TOTALLY OSSIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. zingerspaniel says:

    ur holden gun wrong!

  83. rosie says:

    rong end!! *laffs manaiakaly*

  84. Thomas says:

    I WANT MASTER CHEIF ARMOR!!!!!


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