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Rats! Dis puppeh out of bullets!
I can haz moar ammo, plz?
Kthxbai!
Pew pew pew!
Waet……
*sniff sniff*
Pew!
puppeh snickers
ya dass wut i fink teh capshun maekr wuz goin fur.
Yeah Darrkwolff!
Ur nawt second! Wat kinna danse wud U liek to sellabrate wif?
Wii can danz tu Solja Boi?
ennybody remembur that song by Tommy Shaw from Styx, “Girls with Guns?” That song was SO AWESOME!! And it disappeared so quickly.
immajin dat.
give me cheezburger and a cookie
PLZ PLZ!!!
IWIL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dis puppeh taeks teh long bullits.
iz thot teh bullits came owt teh nuther end…
kitteh gunz beet dog gunz tho. chzrifle ftw
Hear, hear!
Goggie butt in da fase? DO NOT WANT
POOT !!!
phew !!! phew !!! phew !!!
is calld backfiring.
Goggie iz gaz opurated.
lol
hyooman iz holdin goggie rong wai!
… totally off thread, for everyone looking at ICHC on a dial up connection (who, unfortunately, are exactly the people who won’t be able to watch this … )
24: The Unaired 1994 Pilot
Jack Bauer saves the world with AOL 3.0.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788161
” did you hear about nancy kerrigan ? “
oh and whoever voted that down?
http://www.lolsecretz.blogspot.com/2007/11/o-hai-i-made-secretz.html
betch.
Stend - yoo hav teh verree best retorts of enewun. NO wun has a better ZING tahn yoo.
Ambercat iz rite. You rox wif dah commints! Spanks a lot.
dats y he got dat helmit.
use back end of dog
to pew bullets, no?
Puppeh’s laZorz iz turnt off!
EPIC FAIL wifout deh laZorz!
Massturr Cheef awrmed wiff
Marrk Too Plassma Ryfill inz
twelbb Bow-Wow raynjj
Massturr Cheef no can
haz a lawwng liddil Doggeh.
So himz haz Dokksund
Massturr Cheef confewzd.
Duzz nawt knoez wayr 2 put
t3h beeg magazeen
Jack.
Yay Jack! FTW!
Jack FTW.
Cortana sez.
“No Chief. That is a dog, not a modified M3A4B rifle. Put him down. We have to save the world from the Covenenat. We don’t have time to mess around.”
Cortana iz supie intelig..inetle…wikked smart AI. her no speakz teh kitteh.
MC sez.
“Youz is nawt fun. i’z wil get teh plazma sord frum teh arbiter. buzzkillin AI….”
ahm pretty sure teh beeg magazeen goes on teh floor…at teh receiving end of teh twelbb Bow-Wow ranjj…
Master Chief….is thankful for the smell filters in his helmet.
Iz dis a Browning or a Docks & Hund?
Aye kant tells frum teh picshur.
Is a Browning, for shoor.
iz Wienchester mose laikly
Stend - yoo hav teh verree best retorts of enewun. NO wun has a better ZING tahn yoo.
Pls ignore wun above. Wuz sposed to bee fur stend even moar above.
Ai wud say - fur shur is teh Docks & Hund.
reeeeeed…
puppeh is KILLJOY!!!
This dog not compatible with X Box Live
So, I teeched my 5 yeer ol dawter diss song…..an now sheez be steelin my pew pew songz….
Runz thru da haus “”PEW PEW LAZERBEEMZ !!”….
Da weerd ting iz…..she toadally getz it….Iz she da SAVANT ? Or I da stoopy ?
Ur dawtr hab not dumbededed daown yet. W8 til she gets fursty krush on boy…
In caz ppepul are wundring wut pew pew song iz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUa53ZPMS50
Thank you I was much confoosed.
RoboVet confirms: hot goggie iz femayl.
So much fer da big magazeen
Wepun ov mass poop-struckshun!
doggle uzi loaded….WAIT! CHURCH! Yer aimin it the wrong wai!
Red vs Blue ref ftw!!!
Wonder if he keeps that blaster in one of these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsV50T5uEyw
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WEIRD
Dont frgt to mke the bullts brwn!!
(but I tink you r facing the doggie da rong way!)
anuther reezon y the klassik akshun moovy lyne iz stil
“ai yam gettin too awld foar thiss s#!t”
ahl be bak(sied).
awshum! howzabout “ass ta la vista, baybee!”
“here’s lukkin at pew, kid” ?
ROFLSNORTZ
…d00dz, stop. i’m gonna hurl. srsly.
“itz 136 miles to shikago, we got a full tank o gas, half a pak ov sigarettz, it’s dark, and we’re wayring a puppeh butt”
Caboose -1
ZOMG DIS LOL* PWNZ TEH LAST BONUS LOL*.
“Say ‘ello to mah leetle fren’!”
HELLO LITUL FREND!!! d’awwwwwwww.
Lock an load! Waitz letz me tink own dat.
I no has seen dis wepun yet. I can has cheat 2 get wepun?
Dere iz a pwoblem aiming. Iz having de troublez wif dis hellmutt.
Hell-mutt! Gud one!
Argggh U gotz meh!!!