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Darrkwolff

Rats! Dis puppeh out of bullets!

Darrkwolff

I can haz moar ammo, plz?

Kthxbai!

Pew pew pew!

Waet……

*sniff sniff*

Pew!

puppeh snickers

Teho

ya dass wut i fink teh capshun maekr wuz goin fur.

 
 
Romeow

Yeah Darrkwolff!

Ur nawt second! Wat kinna danse wud U liek to sellabrate wif?

Tribble

Wii can danz tu Solja Boi?

Kathleen

ennybody remembur that song by Tommy Shaw from Styx, “Girls with Guns?” That song was SO AWESOME!! And it disappeared so quickly.

a

give me cheezburger and a cookie

a

IWIL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Romeow

Dis puppeh taeks teh long bullits.

KittehLurve

iz thot teh bullits came owt teh nuther end…

 
 
anath

kitteh gunz beet dog gunz tho. chzrifle ftw

 
 
NorthernHockeyFan

Goggie butt in da fase? DO NOT WANT

stend

POOT !!!

phew !!! phew !!! phew !!!

 
 
stend

… totally off thread, for everyone looking at ICHC on a dial up connection (who, unfortunately, are exactly the people who won’t be able to watch this … )

24: The Unaired 1994 Pilot
Jack Bauer saves the world with AOL 3.0.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788161

” did you hear about nancy kerrigan ? “

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Stend - yoo hav teh verree best retorts of enewun. NO wun has a better ZING tahn yoo.

 
addkittehz

Ambercat iz rite. You rox wif dah commints! Spanks a lot.

 
 
 
 
pvtdow

dats y he got dat helmit.

 
 
ilauren

use back end of dog
to pew bullets, no?

 
Tiki

Puppeh’s laZorz iz turnt off!

EPIC FAIL wifout deh laZorz!

 
Jack Deth

Massturr Cheef awrmed wiff
Marrk Too Plassma Ryfill inz
twelbb Bow-Wow raynjj

Massturr Cheef no can
haz a lawwng liddil Doggeh.
So himz haz Dokksund

Massturr Cheef confewzd.
Duzz nawt knoez wayr 2 put
t3h beeg magazeen :-)

Jack.

 
Wilf_Brim

Jack FTW.

Cortana sez.
“No Chief. That is a dog, not a modified M3A4B rifle. Put him down. We have to save the world from the Covenenat. We don’t have time to mess around.”

Cortana iz supie intelig..inetle…wikked smart AI. her no speakz teh kitteh.

MC sez.
“Youz is nawt fun. i’z wil get teh plazma sord frum teh arbiter. buzzkillin AI….”

 
cSmall

ahm pretty sure teh beeg magazeen goes on teh floor…at teh receiving end of teh twelbb Bow-Wow ranjj… 8-O

 
 
Froyd

Master Chief….is thankful for the smell filters in his helmet.

 
Romeow

Iz dis a Browning or a Docks & Hund?
Aye kant tells frum teh picshur.

 
cheezburgler

iz Wienchester mose laikly

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Stend - yoo hav teh verree best retorts of enewun. NO wun has a better ZING tahn yoo.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Pls ignore wun above. Wuz sposed to bee fur stend even moar above.

Ai wud say - fur shur is teh Docks & Hund.

 
 
 
 
 
D.R.

This dog not compatible with X Box Live

 
HUMANSLAVE

So, I teeched my 5 yeer ol dawter diss song…..an now sheez be steelin my pew pew songz….

Runz thru da haus “”PEW PEW LAZERBEEMZ !!”….

Da weerd ting iz…..she toadally getz it….Iz she da SAVANT ? Or I da stoopy ?

Jessarakitty

Ur dawtr hab not dumbededed daown yet. W8 til she gets fursty krush on boy…

 
HvsL

Thank you I was much confoosed.

 
 
 
miss foots

RoboVet confirms: hot goggie iz femayl.

sarakitty

So much fer da big magazeen

 
 
 
thestral

doggle uzi loaded….WAIT! CHURCH! Yer aimin it the wrong wai!

Red vs Blue ref ftw!!!

 
Hebert

Wonder if he keeps that blaster in one of these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsV50T5uEyw

BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WEIRD

 
Funny Bunny

Dont frgt to mke the bullts brwn!!
(but I tink you r facing the doggie da rong way!)

 
typingisnotactivism

anuther reezon y the klassik akshun moovy lyne iz stil
“ai yam gettin too awld foar thiss s#!t”

typingisnotactivism

awshum! howzabout “ass ta la vista, baybee!”

cSmall

“here’s lukkin at pew, kid” ?

Teho

ROFLSNORTZ
…d00dz, stop. i’m gonna hurl. srsly.

 
typingisnotactivism

“itz 136 miles to shikago, we got a full tank o gas, half a pak ov sigarettz, it’s dark, and we’re wayring a puppeh butt”

 
 
 
 
 
 
james

ZOMG DIS LOL* PWNZ TEH LAST BONUS LOL*.

 
Rich Fader

“Say ‘ello to mah leetle fren’!”

Teho

HELLO LITUL FREND!!! d’awwwwwwww.

 
 
Tribble

Lock an load! Waitz letz me tink own dat.

 
wxdiva

I no has seen dis wepun yet. I can has cheat 2 get wepun?

 
Tribble

Dere iz a pwoblem aiming. Iz having de troublez wif dis hellmutt.