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Rats! Dis puppeh out of bullets!
I can haz moar ammo, plz?
Kthxbai!
Pew pew pew!
Waet……
*sniff sniff*
Pew!
puppeh snickers
ya dass wut i fink teh capshun maekr wuz goin fur.
Yeah Darrkwolff!
Ur nawt second! Wat kinna danse wud U liek to sellabrate wif?
Wii can danz tu Solja Boi?
ennybody remembur that song by Tommy Shaw from Styx, “Girls with Guns?” That song was SO AWESOME!! And it disappeared so quickly.
immajin dat.
give me cheezburger and a cookie
PLZ PLZ!!!
IWIL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will break the chain by using proper grammar.
wet blanket ><
Dis puppeh taeks teh long bullits.
iz thot teh bullits came owt teh nuther end…
kitteh gunz beet dog gunz tho. chzrifle ftw
Hear, hear!
Goggie butt in da fase? DO NOT WANT
POOT !!!
phew !!! phew !!! phew !!!
is calld backfiring.
Goggie iz gaz opurated.
lol
hyooman iz holdin goggie rong wai!
… totally off thread, for everyone looking at ICHC on a dial up connection (who, unfortunately, are exactly the people who won’t be able to watch this … )
24: The Unaired 1994 Pilot
Jack Bauer saves the world with AOL 3.0.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788161
” did you hear about nancy kerrigan ? “
oh and whoever voted that down?
http://www.lolsecretz.blogspot.com/2007/11/o-hai-i-made-secretz.html
betch.
Stend – yoo hav teh verree best retorts of enewun. NO wun has a better ZING tahn yoo.
Ambercat iz rite. You rox wif dah commints! Spanks a lot.
dats y he got dat helmit.
use back end of dog
to pew bullets, no?
Puppeh’s laZorz iz turnt off!
EPIC FAIL wifout deh laZorz!
Massturr Cheef awrmed wiff
Marrk Too Plassma Ryfill inz
twelbb Bow-Wow raynjj
Massturr Cheef no can
haz a lawwng liddil Doggeh.
So himz haz Dokksund
Massturr Cheef confewzd.
Duzz nawt knoez wayr 2 put
t3h beeg magazeen
Jack.
Yay Jack! FTW!
Jack FTW.
Cortana sez.
“No Chief. That is a dog, not a modified M3A4B rifle. Put him down. We have to save the world from the Covenenat. We don’t have time to mess around.”
Cortana iz supie intelig..inetle…wikked smart AI. her no speakz teh kitteh.
MC sez.
“Youz is nawt fun. i’z wil get teh plazma sord frum teh arbiter. buzzkillin AI….”
ahm pretty sure teh beeg magazeen goes on teh floor…at teh receiving end of teh twelbb Bow-Wow ranjj…
Master Chief….is thankful for the smell filters in his helmet.
Iz dis a Browning or a Docks & Hund?
Aye kant tells frum teh picshur.
Is a Browning, for shoor.
iz Wienchester mose laikly
Stend – yoo hav teh verree best retorts of enewun. NO wun has a better ZING tahn yoo.
Pls ignore wun above. Wuz sposed to bee fur stend even moar above.
Ai wud say – fur shur is teh Docks & Hund.
reeeeeed…
puppeh is KILLJOY!!!
This dog not compatible with X Box Live
So, I teeched my 5 yeer ol dawter diss song…..an now sheez be steelin my pew pew songz….
Runz thru da haus “”PEW PEW LAZERBEEMZ !!”….
Da weerd ting iz…..she toadally getz it….Iz she da SAVANT ? Or I da stoopy ?
Ur dawtr hab not dumbededed daown yet. W8 til she gets fursty krush on boy…
In caz ppepul are wundring wut pew pew song iz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUa53ZPMS50
Thank you I was much confoosed.
RoboVet confirms: hot goggie iz femayl.
So much fer da big magazeen
Wepun ov mass poop-struckshun!
doggle uzi loaded….WAIT! CHURCH! Yer aimin it the wrong wai!
Red vs Blue ref ftw!!!
Wonder if he keeps that blaster in one of these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsV50T5uEyw
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WEIRD
Dont frgt to mke the bullts brwn!!
(but I tink you r facing the doggie da rong way!)
anuther reezon y the klassik akshun moovy lyne iz stil
“ai yam gettin too awld foar thiss s#!t”
ahl be bak(sied).
awshum! howzabout “ass ta la vista, baybee!”
“here’s lukkin at pew, kid” ?
ROFLSNORTZ
…d00dz, stop. i’m gonna hurl. srsly.
“itz 136 miles to shikago, we got a full tank o gas, half a pak ov sigarettz, it’s dark, and we’re wayring a puppeh butt”
Caboose -1
ZOMG DIS LOL* PWNZ TEH LAST BONUS LOL*.
“Say ‘ello to mah leetle fren’!”
HELLO LITUL FREND!!! d’awwwwwwww.
Lock an load! Waitz letz me tink own dat.
I no has seen dis wepun yet. I can has cheat 2 get wepun?
Dere iz a pwoblem aiming. Iz having de troublez wif dis hellmutt.
Hell-mutt! Gud one!
Argggh U gotz meh!!!
Q haz bult a lazer intu a goggie for Jamez Bund.
Wye amz eye alwayz loozing?
Everyting seemz tu bi in wurking order herez.
U poyntin goggeh gun rawng wai.
Turn hima ‘rund for teh pew bullits!
DINGLEBAWMBS!!
FIRE AWAI!!1!111!!!
pew pew pew
I was scrolling down LOOKING FOR YOU…and just to say, HEY they’re playing yer sounds!
and by the way:
would you say he’s (storm trooper, Halo dude, whomever) holding the business end of dog in his face…exi stench shul suicide?
exi stench shul suicide.
LOL
exit stench shul sewerside?
X-D
Except he’s got the dangerous end against his face. XD
woopsie, wouldn’t u know, you saying the same thing…gots to read down all the way
Prolly whai Master Chief haz hellmutt.
Stuborn spartan master chief…
Refused to believe his vision software was outdated.
Dis weener dog haz flavr
an it iz “pleh”
Luk owt! Heez packing a Hot Goggie!
Anybody see the dobiematic in the Far Side cartoon? That was a scream!
Da shong for dis oen iz eezee……iz da mjolnir mix!! Been gone for a bit tho…
Pew, pew Pee-yoo!!!!
Master Chef Boy-r-dee.
do not want
no moar like dis plz
dis site for cute kittehs, not stupid dog gun military ugly stuff
kthxbai
you is looking at the Tofu and Cheez vision: at least one pic of lolanimal other than kitteh…as they say, enjoy! and consider a bonus!
Did u see the penguin one from last nite?
Yoo no laik teh bone-us, yoo no has tu luk at teh bone-us. I laiks it.
pew pew pew tu joo! X-P
doggeh bigget!
dats awesum
Butt taht iz so dog-gun strange.
Whut model gun iz zat…a Brown-nose-ing?
teh goggies! dey dew nuffing!
LOLWIN!
hey asked for bullpup gunn not Daxpup gunn
I haz kitteh gunz..
They haz biltin layzrs and baynetz…
Puppiez NO kill peoples, Peoples kills Peoples!!!
hey nice doggun dude. whats that armory from?
waht is this speech? childhood english?
i dont understand most of the words?
im from germany and it is funny to read but i would like to know what is that?
wilkommen Lakturius!
it is called lolspeak. there’s a link near the top of the page that has a dikshuary. many werds are spelled phonetikally frum the Inglish, some r tkn frm texting, and most ar jsut typoos.
Mastur Cheeef no! U gas teh gun backwurds!!
puppeh: poot poot poot
solja: pew pew pew
nut gud to look dwn barrl of a puppeh,
iz gud hez werrin dat hellmutt.
And furthermore, I bark in your general direction.
fetchez le dachs!
yay!!!
Master Chief: “Out of ammos? Hay Cortana, Where I find puppeh fud on Halo?”
Cortana: “Excuse me, WTF is dat?”
Master Chief: “U remember teh Needler? Dis is teh Poopler.”
Cortana: “Um, ur doin’ it wrong.”
(Oh hai! Dis my first lolpic. Thanku for votin!)
cong rats!
This is mai favorite one!!!!
lulz. ur using teh rong end.
dis- it maed
1. me lolz
2. my dey
3. qwestshun teh efficks of animal wepunry???? D:?
3 things
1.lol
2.comment 100 yay!
3.GO HALO!!!!(AWSOME SUIT!)
whar u get soot? i wnat soot to ware!
Me TOO!!!!
Win! So much awesum!
ohh yeah assult dog!!!
We’re Going to Need Bigger Gun dogs!
Praise teh lord and pass teh Weimaraner…!!
The covenant stands no chance aginst Master Cheif and the UNSC’s newest weapon: Daschund Gun.
agreed
I want one of those suits
Same!!!! It would be sooooooo much fun to go to school in it!!!
(yes i’m a girl)
wow……sorry i saw u on someones blog so..i leave comments everywhere i go so..im annoying
HALO 3 FTW
Srry i no understand. ftw?
ftw is wtf lolz
Just FYI, the source is a picture of the site mod of MjolnirArmor.com and 405th.com
Does anyone here type proper english?
Silly human. Of course we can. We just choose not to.
A dog is fine too.
Can anyone here actually post in an actual manner that most people understand? I can barely read this whole thing… all I know is that is Adam Grumbo, and that dog is not out of bullets, otherwise it wouldn’t be pewing, DUH!
nice… and you’re right. That dog wouldn’t be pewing if it was out of ammo. Good point..
keegan you sure thats not sigma?
YAY I LOVE HALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Yes i am a girl)
Lasers Pew Pew!!!
Yaaaaay. I iz gurl and I luf Halo tooooooo!!!
Iz not aloan!!!!
LOL Thats the trigger?!?! that such a cute dog
i know it is a cute dog…
Dis shuld be tagged ‘pew pew pew’
wort wort wort! pew pew pew! aieeee!!!!!!!!!!
Shouldn’t dat puppeh be da other way arund?
lol, it would be more funny if he had the dog backwards XD
wich end doz it fire out of
taek dat, covnent! da spartan waryor iz haz a uber-dog gun!
thatis so funy
out of ammo– press Y 2 switch 2 Doggeh
Dogfight
Ur doin it rong.
The amazing thing is that it’s actually really funny.
Master Chief always did make the most realistic balloon animals.
master chief deserves a husky, not a weiner
What does it shoot, snausages?
How do i favorite pics???????????????????????????? CUZ THIS 1 BE TOTALLY OSSIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur holden gun wrong!
rong end!! *laffs manaiakaly*
I WANT MASTER CHEIF ARMOR!!!!!