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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Ise wate 4 cheezburger
OMG !!! kat iz looking at pidgin .. hez gonna ate your icon
I iz in ur skreen, likin ur ikonz.
Ai iz not furrst, cauz ai IZ sekund, but not “not sekund.”
Wot danz go wiv dat?
homescribe sad. was not sekund and nobuddy dansed.
Bettar late den nevar!!!
dans dans dans
Teh aplolgee dans.
Bow soree kik kik bow soree kik kik!
I no dans 2 gud but I help 2
dans twerl dans twerl
hop hop hop
tired nao; stop to eat lunches
tanks … homescribe happee nao
homescribe need lliddle shimmeh to?
*shimmeh shimmeh shimmeh*
an’ hips shakins?
*shakes homescribe’s hips furiously*
Howz bout techno muzic since dis technololgc kitteh. Eye don tink eye seen danz tu techno muzic be4.
Good idea. Haz u seen techno viking awn u-tube?
That must not be!
Will try mai first dans 4 joo.
Wil do Hielan Fling.
Bows
*Holdz up arms like antlers wif fingrss for prongz*
Leapz, kix, swirlz, kix,
Leapz, kix, swirlz, kix,
Catchs toe in hem ov teh kilt, *oh-oh*
Leapz, kix, (puff)swirlz, kix,
Leapz wif wild warcrai.
Bows
(Puff, puff, puff)
Hope us lieks dans, homescribe.
I can has large Glenmorangie plz?
Kthxbai
Hey!
We all did diffrent dances at the same time. (Too tired to post in lolspeak!)
We can haz Sword Danse nao?
Holdz up crossded swordz and puts dem down
Holdz up arms lik anny
Leapz sword, kix, swirlz, kix
Leapz udder sword, kix, swirlz, kix
Leapz, lands on sword *owowowowowow!!!!111!WTF!BBQ!*
Mai toe is cutted off!
Ai can haz mergency medicimal attenshuns?
Halp!
yu kin jus put a RGCH(wdoi) on yer foot. use teh ducked taype – yu’ll b ok!
…How odd…this first time Gooogle doesn’t explain noo word!
Help?
Whut noo werd r u looking for? Purrhaps ai can halp. But ai must know. . .whut?
i likez teh hielan fling … may just fling maiself all overz my partment
fling fling fling
mai kittehs are watching in ‘amazement
Yoo confyooz us, homescribe. Hoo iz tihs 207TJ hoo wuz nawt sekund?
Iz tihs yur ayleeus?
I dans anneewai.
deer homescribe – sorree – whar is it whar no wun dansed? Sumtiems, ai think, too meny pikshurs come to kwikele fur everee wun to reed and comment propurrlee.
So – ai will nao dans for u and liddle 207TJ, a relative newcomer, ai think. An lets dans fur leaderoftheband, hoo was SOOOOO close to nawt second.
So – we r four at leest (everywun else just joyn in as u arrive). Let’s join hands and danse (skipping) around to the rite – 8 skips. 8 skips to the left. tehn weave through with hands to the rite – same to the left. Tehn four steps to the middle – hands awl up in the middle fur 4 coutns, tehn four steps back with four counts bending at waist with hand behind us.
Repeat at will. Is reelee verree eesy and lots of un.
Reddy – joyn hands – and away we go. Whooooooo Hoooooo.
was on teh kitteh dressed as a bunnee earlier 2day.
no worries … i iz all over it nao
U nawt 2nd in Fun-knee, lotb!
Rite!!! Furst in funnee fur nawt-second bunnee!
Lukz like hez in da skreen noming da iconz. Nowt meny left. Nom Nom Nom
heheh ^_^ dat is wut it apeers
nomnomnom
da iconz be nutrishus and has gud flavurs too also
Iz dat “liking’ ur ikonz az in “Iz lik3 milk” or “liking” as in “Kitteh l1cks pawz to kleen herself”?
Wotebber yuse want.
BUT… ai wuz tryin SO HARD 2 b “not sekund,” dat ai dint tak teh tyme 2 figgur out how to spel “like” in LOL.
Dat’s muh storee.
OMGS! U sit at ur computer neekkids? Dat is soooooo wrong!
um can we quote your kittehs *jk*
Folks, this is a Public Service Announcement!
Fer the Luv of Gawd, do NOT leeve yer internet camera on when on computer nekkid!
…Uh…unless you proud of something.
And female.
(Imagination circuts overheating! Re-boot in 5…4…3…)
U needz tu turn on ur lazer eyes tu catch meye lazer mowse. Bestez dun at nitez.
VERY clever!
This is considered the nuclear option in the world of antivirus technology.
Lukz liek kitteh haz hiz ai awn a tastee, delishus Pidgin!
Yes. At leest he not chasin mauses rite naow (sloooowly tippy toe awai…)
Don’t noes bout lzer eies, iz moar like ebil eies. But very beeyoutifl green.
an such purdy green ais dey ar!
Snap!! Synchonised commints, we has tehm.
I iz reedin your commetz, waitin for funny uns
Dis bez virtual kitteh fur dose peopls lergic tu da kittehs.
Ur desktop – I has it.
Virtual gras ticklez kitteh’s noze!
Iz Gunther Grass—”Katz und Maus”
Wii haz a troll frum Hogwarts. Luk at de burger cownt. “Wingardium leviosa” eye hitz him wif hees club.
I noes…I goin bak thru gibbin evfurbodee alla my burgers!! Hey, stinky Troll….go play in traffik, will ya?
CAT-LIKE COMPUTING DETECTED.
Iz ok. I had vaccsinashunz.
I will nawt gib ur pooter virusses.
iz trappd
in en all Microsoft univerz
halp
Teh Horror!!1!!!11!!!
will send in LINUX pingwen to saev yoo
But den he eets pengin!
control-alt-delete skare kitteh.
I can has firewall off?
Mouse looks up and says: I’m on this side fool, catch me if you can! PPPPBBBBT!
Busy kitteh sez: I got stuff coming outta my ear! Fall 2007 skejul, placement dates, and a calendar, no wonder i gotz the dark circles under muh eye!
LOLOLOLOLOL! you fails kitteh, I use a tablet!
ohai.
i maked u a shortkut to ICHC. but i ated it.
Electronic Cat
is okay, but snorgling will
void your warrantee.
friskee finely getz a jawb workeeng teh “parrential corntrolls” on teh puter. wont ur teenajr b susprizd wehn he googolz “pussy.”
crude, yes….but way funny, too! good one, karen!
Wallzpaypurr Kitteh
stawllkz t3h tawll grass in surch ub
a wurthee targett
Jack.
ohai, jack!
okaiku, jack!
awsum.
Jayd green iez watch himz
Hewmin’s hand carresseeng t3h
awd shaypt, lawng tayld Mowse
Jack.
Computer watches yer caressing hands
er computer Kat…but he may be enlisting Computer too
computer cat is watchin u on video cam.
i suspec he reportz 2 ceelin cat.
duh….
computer cat is monitorin u.
ceiling cat iz in ur monitor, watchin’ u watchin’ pr0n
Hewmin awllmoast freekz
az Kitteh’s wyte glubbed Paw startz
2 poak froo t3h screen.
“Hoallee Croanenbyrg!!”
screemz t3h Hewmin hoo haz juss
seenz “Videeodroam”.
Kitteh seez prittee
Buddurrflie insydez t3h screen.
It awll seems surreel
Jack.
o, jack. 3 pomes? dats like chrissmas presint. fank u!
“Hoallee Croanenbyrg” ftw!
Okey i eets dis piksher
Nom nom bonk
(Shakes head)
Y skreen dere? Wan piksher! Wan prity piksher!
Nom nom…
Dang. Umins is so fruschratin.
Just curious about something…why do you all type with a speech impediment? I get it that its funny when i cat uses poor grammar, because they don’t naturally speak English, and this is a funny collection of those pictures, i just don’t understand why you talk to each other like that.
porcuz we can
To make serious little boys and girls ask questions.
Moastlee becuz we r awl a lidde stranj – we has teh stanj. We awl think it is fun. BUTT – nawt everywun duz it – is nawt rekwired. And nawt everywun has a “speech impediment.”
An tehre r menee menee noo werds and concepts that werk in LOLspeak, but nawt in English. Iz akshullee becoming too separate languijes in menee respeks. And sum thinks ar VERREE funnee in LOLspeek taht simplee wudn’t bee so funnee in plain English.
hmmm ….. how does one type with a speech impediment?
Alex, it is the langwaj of the yunivurs heer
But you can use it or not. Often when someone types in plain English they are being serious about a topic or simply want to make sure they are truly understood.
lolcat iz foar phun!
minimize kitteh
restore rescycle bin chiwahwah
sit bak wiv taystee adult bevridge
heh heh heh heh heeeeeeeh
Chihuahua: (Chee-WAH-wah): n. : A small, emergency back-up dog.
awlsew tasty an nootrishus!
Becuz itz fun!
sory, mouse went away on vacation
trakpad on duty now
yah. SUMWUN [ahem] nommd teh cabul [ahem].
I’ve herd ov fleez in teh earz buut tish iz rid … reedi… jsut silliez
Hey, that’s like mah kitteh! What kind of kitteh is it plz?
i saz: ][_, {[]} ][_, to you kit-e-cat!
The cat is attacking the Pidgin
ZOMG! RAD. Is it possible to get this one without the desktop stuff (ie. picture and caption) so I can set it as my desktop background? XD
Too bad there is no mouse on the screen. That’s a pointer.
Could it be possible to get this without the files in the background???