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Nuthin moar?
we haz TWO peepz whoo iz nawt sekond!!! I fink Jermundz powst nawt apeerd til mush layter, but powstid at saym minit as sawa. kongratulamashins, jermund!! wot a koeens… coinsid… wot a surpryz!
It TWOO dat in sum partz ob de woorld kittehs eet hyoomnz?
*danse dnase danse *
Nawt second danse fur yew!!!!!
Awww!!
Thx so mutch 4 mi not secund danse!! Onlee mi secund pohst on ICHC so … prittee happee!!
*wiguls wiv happeeness wych MITE be inter … intup … seen az dansing*
S.
Tastes like chicken!
Dants awai, sawa!!
U wuz furst AND said sumthing clebbur!
I can dants wif u?
ob CORSE yoo cn danse wiv me, Kathleen!!
*continyoos wiv da intur … eenterp … seen az dansing*
“It’s twoo! It’s twoo!”
just the noses. on some small islands in polynesia, there are whole villages without noses…
I’m just imagining a pack of wild kittens surrounding the fat sally struthers from southpark… “for just 14 cents a day you can… what? KITTENS !!! NOOOOO !!!”
heh heh heh
i’z purtee shoor mai kitten iz pawleeneesan den. she nomnomnoms on my noseball, and toeballs and earballs awl nite long!
Call da tow fwee numma now an u can has infomashun pakket detailin da life stowy of a ladee u can has saves
NOM NOM NOM
this terrybl tregedy, it cound have been evoided if joo just contribute to teh “chzbrgr for hungreh kitteh foundashun”
doante nao, save a nose
OMG tew funneh- yez feedz da hungee kittehz tewday oar ewe culd b nekkst!!! Remember, a cheezbuger uh dae keepz da payne awayy.
hm.. hao bout:
a cheezburger a day keep da pointy endz away…
(behbeh kittehs has pointy ends on deir teefs.)
hyooman…teh ovver wite meet
sumtiems… sumtiems…
Mebbe da kitteh haz da Kanamit buk, “To Serve Man.” ????????
. . .on toast?
wif jellee!
wit creem sauz!
noes! doan git on ship – ‘to surv man’ – iz cookbuk!!1!
Fanks, Rev. Ai wuz hopin sumbodee wud getz da Twilite Zone ref. One ob mai fav epesodez.
Is not as delishus as I thot. Too much grissle.
an boogars.
Ha ha! Ew!
really really not cool at all
your nickname is, though?
FAIL.
mumrik. 4 shayme… duznt u rekkonize hu dat r??
dats da name ob dar puur, puur man hu losted his nosie 2 feerse kitteh. he benn suffrin 4 dat. everybuddy pixks on him. dey calls him stoopeh an gutsless. puur fing. even da mices despises him. eben nao i settin up fone lines 4 fund rasin 2 gibes him a plastik nosie wif bilt-in kitteh repellint.
*cue violins musik*
(i plays invizible violin duet on mah fingrs.)
ai wud lykes to doenayt sum munny to gibs him a noo nosie. if taht wud mayk him less hosstul.
iz diffrent chariteh 4 stick removal, so members 2 keeps enuff back 2 gibes 4 dat much needed operaytion.
I agree
Mmmmmmm! Yu has flavor!
in sowveit rusha, kitteh eet yu!
waitaminit…but in free America, we don’t eet kittehs…
joke no worky
taht kitteh should nose bettah!
BOOOO
LULZ.
doan boo, you know u luffed
Praps kitteh is mistaking nawse for summat else!
maybe kitteh is treiing to suck milk ?
Man-eetin tygres – dey has to start sumwear…
nice.
win.
in thailand,
kitteh eatz yu.
OH NOES!
AHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!
Clever!
sumtimes da best wuns iz da simplest…!!
hehehe… when my kitty mouse was little he used to bite my nose as well …
… Although his little bites were more slobbery then this one since often when he is happy and purry he gets drooly and slobbery… but he is so cute I dont mind a bit of kitty slobber… hehe 
Droolz meen I luv yoo.
Mi kitteh iz ten n he stil bitz me noze! Soooo cute! (of cours he very gentil ’bout it)
Mah avatar kitteh usedta gently bite teh tip of mah nose. It was his way of givvin a hyoomin-style kiss.
Sometimes he got carried away and bited too hard. If I’d've knowed then that I cud stop it for just 14 cents, I’d've kept spare change on mah person at all times.
I wuz feedin a naybur’s kitteh wile he outta town once. He wuz a ver big an ver sweeet Mane Coon crat named Charles. He wuz rubbin hisself on mai ankles an sayin mao mao mao wile lookin up at me. Dis meens, “hello, I luv you, wont yu tell me ur name?” – no, I ment to say “hello, luv you, wont yu pik me up an snorgle me?” So, uv corse I skoopt him up in mai arms, and jus as I gots him up at face levle, he BIETS ME reel hard on mai noze! Top teef on teh outsied of mai noze, bottum teef inseid mai nostrille, an tehre wuz BLUD! Mai fren, teh vettri….viture…vatirin….kitteh doctur, tole me I neededed to gets a antibyoc…antebiatica…. medicin to not git infrect….innfek…..poisin frum Charles derty teefs. So I had to do dat an also get a damm tettinuss shot. Ebry teim I see Charles nao, he gibs me a funny luk an smirks at me. Nawty Charles.
Mai Cleo, when she wans me to waek up to feed her, she putz a kitteh wiskeh up mai noes. Dis maks me sneex, den she noes Im wakey and must feed her immed..immedd..rite now!
oooh! my anya-monkey (kitteh) still drools wen she’z much happee! it wuz berry much drool wen she wuz a behbeh, tho. she wuz like a fowntin!!
Mai beeg (18lb) kitteh, Hacker de attackerer, he droolz awl de tiem wen i petz himz. if I layz on de bed nekst to him, he bumples his fayce on my person, and he’z droolin so my shirt getz awl wet. it is berry funnee to see a hugey kitteh liek him droolin.
Lickel kittehs do it 2. Mah Silkeh, she onlee ways 5lbs and she droolz leik a rivvehr! She sitz on mah chest luking blissed out an turns teh tapz (fawcetts?)
own. I call her Slobberchops. Fortunately, she lieks to hav herz chin wiped or we wud jus flote awai.
Mai angel Printie was so clevver. At firs she jus rub her faice agenst me, then she thot “Hmm, Hyoomins do sumthing wif teh fron of ther faycel et me trai.” An so she wood press her littel wet nose agenst mah face. It was 1/2 wunnerful 1/2 pleh, I put up wif it cos I new it was luv. An noaw I wud giv nething for her to do it.
I hope yur heart iz feelin better diz week anny. tho iz sure yur house still feelz emptie, like mine doz.
Deer lufflaff, so kind ov u to sai diz. Thankfully Iz still got Madam Silky. Iz trying not to freak out coz she’s lol (little old lady)! Nothing can replace a lost lufffed kitteh, tehyh r all their own selfs, but I hope all the emptiness is fillin up wif peas and teh good memories and all teh luff peeps is sending u. Ikeep waitin 4 that cheeky littel black and white face to appear….
{{{lufflaff}}}
without u an awl teh otter lovely peeps heer , I would be goin crazee.
God bless u
Anny
****lufflaff****
****anny****
hart mends, mebbe slo – butt getz betterer. deres no replacin a kitteh… butt deres a whirrled ob kittehs owt heer 2 lurve. u can has hart mend by urseff. takes a wile… iff i wuz rekommendin sumfin, i wud rekkomend 2 has a kitteh halp wif da hart mend.
TY yet agen ibk. I waz hopin lufflaff had anodder kitteh to help her tru dis sad tiem.
I noes deres a whirrled ob kittehs ow ther, too menny on ther own;
That’s how cum i got mai kittehs:
Newsprint waz abandoned when her owner wnt intu nursing home an Printie craid all nite owtsied der hows. I went owt to luk , sounded like a hyoomin child. Awl otter naybours had goggies or dint want to noes, so I took deeep breff and started feeding her; Inew nuffin bout kittehs but had seen her an we had nodding relationship,so I thot K heer goes. An I fell in love.
Mister came looking for awl the gooshyfud Printie waz too picky to eat. Starvation overcame terror. He still eats liek he is determined never to starve agen.
Silky lived in a scrap car in someone’s back yard (oops lolspeak brakedown) an she wud cum owt an DANSS (srly) so peeps wud feed her. Then teh car waz towed awai…
Jester appeared, strutting but starving and my hart and catflap juss opened…
Yoo mean that somebody might expect you to IGNORE these little guys? Monstrous!
WILL NOT HAPPEN!
Cat fud don’t cost that much!!
tank you anny. I do has other kittehs, dank God. I dun know what I wud doo wifout dem. I acktually have 6 others, all rescues. I could fill up dis whole page wif dere stories. but maybe jus a little of Hope’s story.
(also lolspeak brekdown!)
She was brought to my mom (a vet) the day after 9/11, having been kicked in the face. She was a stray, and someone found her all injured, and brought her in to end her suffering. My mom had the euth. solution all drawn up, and kitten started to purr. Mom couldn’t do it, and they just did some basic care. She was ours from then on. She was always a little shy and snorky, after havin been kicked in da face by a horrible person, but she was the sweetest kitteh dere ever was. She was only 6 when she died last week. She went in to have her teeth cleaned, and she crashed on the table. It turns out she had a tumor in her chest that was causing her lungs to deteriorate. We knew we couldn’t let her suffer anymore, I just thank God we were there, and could help her go.
I too, keep looking for her little face. I keep thinking I see her, then I realize its some other kitteh. Even with 6 kittehs still, sometimes the house feels empty without her.
but you’re right. it is gettin easier, and the happy memories come, and I can talk about her now wifout crying. for the most part.
dank you all for listening. iz sorry for the long storee.
forgotted a good part. her name is Hope, because when the VET TEC asked what to name her, my mom said “I think we could all use a little Hope right now”.
and it started to lightly snow when we buried her. gentle, like she was.
LUfflaff,
You are a sweetheart, and I love that people like you are out there (can’t do lol speek good as you guys…not smart…
I cherish all the times I opened heart, home to kittehs that just looked up at me and said I need help…will you?
Best was three baby cats that showed up in woodpile. Loved them sooo much. Had for 5 years, and … well, they were good years. Would do it again, despite sometimes having not happy endings..,
(((((lufflaff)))))
teh lolspeak will comez, Iz pretty new at it!!
bless you for rescuin kittehs who need it. Every good day you can give to a kitteh is a blessing for you and teh kittheh. {{Daphne}}
and becuz itz overdue, {{anny}}
Deer lufflaff thanks 4 teh lovely storee. teers agen but tehy gud teers.,{{{lufflaff}}} an mai regards 2 ur mom.
Daphne, may ur next kitteh be wif u 4 a long, long happitime.
Mah leetle boi givs me teh chin-bytes, ebbery nite. (theenks, “Ai cowd re-tire wit teh .14/ byte fur teh 12 yeers hez bin bytin’!!”)
honk the clown’s nose!
I can has your nose?
CTRL+Z!!
Unfrochoonetlee, no wun evur teech kitn kurekt wey tu pley “gawt yr noez”.
awww too kyoot…
OHNOES! Is Hannibal Lecter Kittums!
Allo Clareeze! Ah eets yer FAISe!
butt u kan keepz tehy fava beenz, DO NOT WANT !! dis noze bee suffi…serff…….enuff….
how to maek de “fwup-fwup-fwup” lip noise in lol-speak??
LOL, Ai tink dat werks! “fwup-fwup-fwup” R mebee… “thp-thp-thp”?
An no fava beens heer eever, do nawt want!
14 sents a day– yoo gets off cheep!!
Awl wuz gowing wel at de innernashunal gamez.
Until an off-cullur remark wuz mayd regarding da kitteh’s muvver . . .
i wantz mah 14 sens 4 kitteh to be gets chzbrgr, plzkthxbai!
Mike Tyson kitty winz enny way he can.
Yep. Kitteh eated boff ears befoar he goed affter teh noes!!
oh noes kitteh! You nows thet nose idn’t foods. Silly kitteh.
poor kitteh luks so skinny. *hoping dey treet kitteh well*
Aaaghgh KITTEH! STOP THIS! I’ll give u that cheeseburger..
wat part ob “not liek” u cant unnerstand hoomin!!!
Cat got your nose?
Oh noes, the bebbeh kitteh haz my nose
Wen snorgls go rong……..naught a pretti site……..
“snicker”
Mai 5 poyntee endz…
…letz me showz yu dem.
Funny how even a family in the slums who can’t even feed their children well will still keep a pet.
Then again, Im afraid they might be just fattening it up for eating later. ~_~
Diddun need a tellyscope to see DIS cummin.
yep
huh… what a lovely comment
You don’t know who this is, where it’s happening, or what the situation is, yet you manage to pack sooo many deep *cough* conclusions into two sentences. Where’s a family in the pic? How do you know it’s a “slum” area? Where do you get the “can’t feed their children”? Only one conclusion: KONGRATULAMALATIONS! U R TEH SYCHIC! Or you’re just very, very comfortable with prejudices. *shrug*
Right on, K2. If there were enough clues to know this is indeed a cat fed by a slum-dwelling family with hungry children, I’d think that’s quite touching, actually. I’ve seen enough third-world poverty to know that wretchedly poor people love, laugh, and share, just like middle-class or rich people. The idea of human supremacy is not equally entrenched in all societies — in many cultures, children learn to respect and coexist with other forms of life even before they get any shoes or a Playstation3. Caring for a kitten doesn’t necessarily come *after* you’ve achieved a certain level of material prosperity.
awsum, moe.
in many cultures, children learn to respect and coexist with other forms of life even before they get any shoes or a Playstation3
i bets dey lurns 2 respkts uvvers b4 dey getz on da innerweb 2…
K,
u catching dat? btw, k, where u wurks? (i cant say nuffin moar wifout gettin meen. so i storps.)
Look in the background. Those are shanty slums. I know. I see them everyday. I live in the Philippines. People here eat dogs too. Sell them in the market.
menni peepz eetz teh diffrin animels in menni partz uv teh werld. i no eetz teh meet, but i awlso doan fink it be *moar* humane two eet sumfin owt uv teh plastik pakkit frum teh faktori, tahn iffn it growd up in yr bakyard. awr moar humane two eet teh wun animl insted uv teh uvver. i don’t fink teh middl klaas way uv eetin iz betterer tahn teh poor peeplz wayz (sum tiemz it wurss). in mai ekspeerins, poor peepz eetz teh meet on sertin daze ownlee. iz teh faktori-meet-eetin peepz who eet animls fer effery meel… an menni uv them nebber noez whut it taeks two feed, reer, an slotter a animl. sumwun els do it fer them — purrhaps teh middl klaas way r the illyushin uv beein humane.
diffrin kulchurz fer diffrin peepz.
yu liv in Philippines, okay, but it nawt meen awl peepz whut look Asian livz in slum an fatten teh kittehz fer eetin. i’z fraid yer klaas prejoodiss is showin.
wot K, so people who hav fallen on hard timez aren’t allowed to luv animals? they’re lives aren’t horribl enuf, they can’t hav da simple joi of havin somethin love them unconditionally?
clearly, you have not been luved enough.
But kitteh doesn’t look to be loving…looks scared and has claws out…
I know it isn’t a nice thing to bring up, but not everyone thinks of kittehs like us…And yes, people love animals, but kids love baby chicks and still eat chickens…
I’m afraid this is what I thought of, too….
People do eat kittehs in s. China…sorry and sad to say…
*slinks of wearing “buzz killer” badge…
Ha. Normally I doesn’t liek lol cats pix wit peoples in dem, but dis one is teh funny!
OH NOES!!! THINK OF THE LOLPEEPULS!!!
Bwaaaaa haaaahahahahhaah!!!!! I wants tu gibs yu aitybajilyun cheezburgers, Melissa!
This pictr made me snertch out loud (can’t lol in a kyoobicl–maks co-wrkrs suspic…suspish…maks dem wonder whatcher doin).
Minds me of my roomiez boycat, who i’m kittursittin for rite now…him not gets sufficient snorgls, him bytes neerest appendaje. EErs, fingrs, toeses, noeses…
Him gotz SHARP teefes. Him bytez are no joke!
snertch?
bwahahaha!
Noo kitteh,
dat r not how u play a trumpet!!
Oh. Is misunderstanding. Kitteh thinked he was gonna perform a strumpet solo.
(Disklaymer: teh above use of teh “s-word” is offered 4 hyoomer purposes only.)
(Oh noes! lolcatburlgar is using a sword! Run!)
oh hai lcb !!!!! been up ani ladderz lateli?????? (ebbil grin)
Kitteh just copeeying sumpin he seen awn da YooToob:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo
O, TEH LOLMANATEE!!
teh furst 2 tiems I tried this it donut werkz. I am soo glad I gibs anudder chans.
It waz grate, acshually an the kitteh! DO WANT NOAW! Iz kitteh a Bengal kitteh or just a tabbee?
Lookowt, kitteh! Dis guy’s gawt haole rot R ringrerm R sumpin!!! DO NAWT WANT!!
Sure your awl kittehs only make pay 14 cents. My kitty is highway robber he makes me pay $15.00!!!
… now you see why i call him sparta
Ur kitteh should call me. I mite have a job opportunity for him.
But I thinked u named him that because he sparta ur fambly.
ur noze, i has it.
I eats you furst
I saw this photo on various news sites a few months ago. I don’t remember the specific details, just the touching part of the story. That’s not a slum behind her, it is the rubble left after a natural disaster. The woman lost everything, but she had just found her kitten when the photographer took the picture.
datz a heckkuva “hi momma!’ frum dat bebekitteh!!! “Heer–u rescueded me frum nachrul desaster…now I BYTE U!!!!”
luv da kitturs.
Cindy…Thank you so much!! I was hoping someone would tell us…*whew*
Baby cat can make lady happy…but if eating continues, no pampering will follow…
Sumfin bowt tihs piksher keeep remyndin me uff Leonard Freed foto uff teh kidz at teh fyre haidrent in teh summer in Haarlem. Mebbe itz teh fayces skrunch up, wiff eiz kloze, in teh spon tayn yus moemint uff joi. Anybuddy noez teh foto i’z tawkin bowt?
Yesh, I members it. It was beyootiful pikchhor! I sees teh resem… rezemb…
Dey looks aliek.
o nose!
)
(see? nose is an ‘o’! iz an o nose!)
….hmmmm…nom.nom…U taste liek chickens!
Dis piercing fad has goan too far!
this is racist.
If this is racist, you’re way too sensitive. *eye roll*
How is it racist?
mebbe it racist coz teh bebeh kitteh biet ownly asian/pasifick peepz? diskriminayshun against teh ovver races? lolz
Dis is one hungry Cat! That as seen by Felix da Cat!!
How is it racist? It’s playing off the “For only 14 cents a day you can support this child in Africa” adds. I don’t know that racist is the correct word though. Maybe just politically incorrect..
nicole:
naaaa. racist rnt wurd ur lukin 4.
tastelss. dats da wurd.
tastelss: we haz it.
chrissy:
go 2 nex lolpic plz. u bees happier dat ways.
Can someone link me to the original pic that was used here? I have a good idea for a lolcat, but can’t find the original pic…
i love, i love, i love! cuteness i so cute!
can I has rolls wif my thaiburger? thxbai.
omg, i just bursted out laughing in the computer lab!
this is so funny!!
Y stup dis?