i finks sumbuddy r pullin our legses…

Hao can this bee dun? shud it bee dun?

kthbai!

momcat

Mai Kidds luff Cadburry eggz sew much dat dey eet dem first–Wii nebber getta chanz 2 sea da catbury kittehs, cuz dey donnt have tyme to inkybat, innoculate, incub…hatch in our haus!

I love to vote for people. It is VERY rare for me to give someone only one burger. I have to really be wanting to send them a message to do that.

Also, there were a handful of times I DID give myself a vote! Those were times that some ass came through and gave me one cheeseburger and I nommed it up and felt like 4 more. Nyah!

Now, the million dollar question is, how did you find out you can vote for yourself?

I enjoyed writing this, particularly because I am about 75% sure you don’t really believe what you posted and are in just a devilish mood. What a great reaction you got!

I think most are like me. And anyway – the person you probably see coming through voting is me. I love to vote high burgers for comments I think are good.

AWESOME!

Den we looked at teh five legged tracks he wuz makin in teh snow and reelized teh sweter wuzznt doin him much gud.

But, he luved himz sweter, an he luved playin in teh snow, even if it was deeper than himz legs.

PS: UFO = unfinished fabric object. Crafters stor them in clawsets an purtend that they will finish them sumdai.

“%&*# YOU, EESTER BUNNEH!”

a question, s’il vos plait

Your cheerios, who P’d in them this morning?

“♫ when ai ar keeng, u will be furst ahgenst teh wall ♫”

i has tehm

politaclus candidiatez allus doo it tooo……

corse mostest ob tehm r nawt neerly az nise an az funnee az folkz rond heer…..

ok ,# 6 u sai????? taht’s teh werst kine !!!!!

teh sady ting iz tehy misseses teh HOLE POYNT……..

prerapz tehy nawt waky enuff, (whisperz: maibee tehy r ……banckerz, a breed o hoominz nawt reeely noeed 4 ther sence ob huumorz..)

“Christmas Story” iz hi in mi pantheon of “mostest wunderfullest flims EBBER”

u hardlily noes what scene iaz teh funniest……..( lthooooo, the hounds running awai wif dinner, teh “peter an teh wolf” music wenebber the meen kid iz ’round, an ai lubbed th bandidits creeeeeepin up ina bakyard, an den Ralphie kilz ‘em wif his rifle an tehy awl ly awl obber teh bakyard wif big Xs awn ther eeyz…..)

naw, nebber herd ob it.

Hope you’re doing well!

uh, mr baggins. hello. uh. i taked ur name in vanes, an made terribul joke (hahaha.), so i comed heer wif dis beeg bowl of fried shrooms. hot, buttred shrooms. u furgibs meh?

“Well, I like less than half of what you said, because I understood even less. But I forgive twice as much as I should for things that were half as bad.”

i finks dat went okeh. nawt shur. he talk kinda funneh….

Purrhaps we shud just let the otter tiem lion peepl sleep. Tehy can just bee frozen it tiem – and also happee.

Butt whut is going awn heer? Ai see a sleeping heep ov peepl awn top ov teh bukshelf, a nastee #6 troll down heer awn the floor unconschous with a big 64 ownz drinky cup awn its hed – and over tehre – teh big plant has been knokeded over. And teh window has been borked!

An it smells liek hawt choklit, kaluha – n sum otter things.

Hmmmm – ai thinks taht foot hanging down from teh shelf belawngs to lcb. Taht meens trubble.

Shud we trai to wake tehm up?

i fink wuz freud hu said he cudden make women ober forteh do whut dey wuz told. mebbe yung grrls is rebellyus. howebbers, da deeper rebellyon show up in da matur womens.

u HAS 2 teech meh hao 2 swares. PLZ??

This is motto of Virginia, where I lives. It is on teh welcome sines when u enters teh state.

I usedta think it meant “Radar Detectors Illegal”