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Yesh, indeed. No kitteh shuld ever be hoomilliated like dis.
Face says it all.
NAO! Ai em NAUD KYOOT!
I just bawt santa n reindeer hats fur mai kitteh’s…..day hate me so bad right naw….but they be making KUTEST Christmas Card EVAR!
I been on the nawty list be4, nutting new. lolz
Ai v reindeer anlers. 1 kitteh iz very long – he can rech 37 inches (ammos a meter) n wen ai trai putdem on him, he puz bak 2 me an streches faraz pozble w hed awai so ai cannod reach him.
Odder kitteh has purrsnl bezt of gedding dem off of one quarder second.
Oh, u has one of those SlinkySpine(tm) Kittehs!
Is fun to watch them go down teh stares.
New kitteh-ollympics ebent – de kitteh embarrasin hedgeer removal kompetishun . . .
Yoo is NAWTY an RONG!
um….kan ai has copy of pikchur? sowndz koot as heck.
u bet!
)
Oooooh!! Itz teh matchin kitteh for Ralphie in Christmas Story! (I neber laffed so hards in my liif wen I sawz dat)
oh mi yesss, ,, long wif “Blazing Saddles” , “Young Frankstien” (did you make a yummy sound?) “Silver Streak”, and “Airplane”
“Christmas Story” iz hi in mi pantheon of “mostest wunderfullest flims EBBER”
u hardlily noes what scene iaz teh funniest……..( lthooooo, the hounds running awai wif dinner, teh “peter an teh wolf” music wenebber the meen kid iz ’round, an ai lubbed th bandidits creeeeeepin up ina bakyard, an den Ralphie kilz ‘em wif his rifle an tehy awl ly awl obber teh bakyard wif big Xs awn ther eeyz…..)
naw, nebber herd ob it.
Mai kittehs nebber wud sit still fur dis! Plazzic eggs ebryware wen dey eggscape!
nawt to menshun de razur traks of clawz up n daown mah fayse. . .
madd kitteh can has eggskape 2?
Madd-as-hell kitteh
I iz nawt ur Hunny Bunny N I dunt do snorgles wif you no maor
EBBER !!!!!!
Dante’s Inferno. U has it.
Cadbury kitteh HATCHED!!
I soooo eggsited!!
)
Yez da end prawduc uff interrspeesheez lurve
Bestiality????
wow taht muszt bee wun ob de shortist jesta…gesta…pregnunsies evar! wut wuz taht? wun dai? mebbe too? ai kant eeben amembur wen taht pikshur was posteded.
*gettin old*
Hokay so, de Cadbury Kittehs wuz posted tu dais ago. Tudai wii haz elebin eggz dat wii can cee. Wii needz tu figger owt howz mani daze ett taykes fur dem tu hatch. Den how longz till dey can makez de kitteh eggz. Iz nowt de reproductionz ratez ub Tribbles, butz it be greatz menies Catbury Kittehs!
U B veddy funnie, Tribble!
Mai Kidds luff Cadburry eggz sew much dat dey eet dem first–Wii nebber getta chanz 2 sea da catbury kittehs, cuz dey donnt have tyme to inkybat, innoculate, incub…hatch in our haus!
I guess they succeeded in making a cat-burry bunny.
I can haz ur pilow to dekerate? u wil pay fer dis stoopy hoomin.
Where his arm? Arm be missing from teh arm-hole. Eers missing, too. No wonder is mad.
Kitteh in strate jakette.
Juss wate till hims gits owt.
Aye predict a present in ur shoos.
if hoomin nawt strait-jacket kitteh, kitteh mite skratch out hoomin eyes and noses. kitten is teh faise of grumpy.
who-mill-ee-ay-shun. I has it
oh hoomin hoo did dis ……. haz bedder to RUN AWAI !!!! woodn’t wanna be in hiz/herz shooz…….(specshully wifowt luukin in dem furst !)
O hai, Salleh. To answer ur qwestion of a few pics ago, i has been wurkin wif a tharapist to overcome mah feer of hites. Mah progress is gud. I has climed up to teh very top of teh phone book, and even once up on that round rolling stepstool thingy they has in teh libarry.
Vry soon i hope to clime up to teh top of that high bookshelf in teh corner. Hay look, something shiny is up there!
*Climes up on top of high bookshelf in teh corner to investigate shiny object.*
*Turns around to show Salleh peece of shiny tinfoyl*
Uh-oh.
HALP!
Oh noe, nawt agin! Hoos got teh roun peepl catchy thingy? An, moer impotently, hoos got to jug ob marteenees!
Hay, this time, could u use Helikat?
That way someone could airlift a marteeni to me so I can has a drink while u guise is drinking and jumpin on teh trampyline and waiting for enuf peepls to hold teh peepl catchy thingy.
wood dis be teh rite tiyme to sai, “me an mi big mouff?????”
naw, furst we habs to helpz lolctaburgaler………u OK up der lcb??????
dawn wurri, we hep u getz down……Ambercat, u mixes teh martoonies……ai myselves wood prefer a nise margareeta…..wif froots in it, cause iz stil mawrnin rond heer………
Hey MM u waz part ob teh cleen up creew, wheer did u guise putz teh big rondy peepole catchy thingy????????
oh Hay, lcb……wat is teh shiny obegectz???? ai hab allus been fasinateded by shiny obegectz……..
heer lcb, hab sum choklit to nom nom awn til teh res ob teh creew arrivez…..
Ambercat an ai wil keepz u companiez..
wat u want to doo????? singz a sawng?????? plai “ai spi wiff mi liddle i ?”(did u notise teh plai on ledderz der?”
oar wee cood jest trunz awn teh TB???
HEY GUISE !!!!!!! OBBER HEER INA LIBBARRY !!!! WE NEEDZ TEH ROUN PEEPOLE CATCHY THINGY… AN MOAR HANZ TO HALP HOLES IT………
it taked me sew lawng to rite dat , taht lcb, u sneekeded a post in awn me……..sew wat wood u likez, a martooni ???oar a nise margareeta (wif froot in it)?
butt ai dont tink taht choklit goez wif eedder ob dose………
ur choyse. lcb………
at leese derez no wind ina libbarry……..
I hasta choose between chocklit and margatoonis? Can u mebbe mix me up a Katlua and chocklit milk?
The shiny object is big ball of tinfoyl! Is heavy. Someone musta putted a rock in teh middle and rapped teh tinfoyl around it. Wanna see? I throws it 2 u.
*Throws big ball of tinfoyl wif a rock inda middle to Salleh*
*Brakes libarry window wif big ball of tinfoyl wif a rock inda middle*
*Shivers in teh wind.*
D’oh. Can u make that a Katlua and hawt chocklit?
sure lcb, Katula an hawt choklit coming rite up..
*crawls up the bukshelfz,* heer ai bringed it to u miselfz *, hanz drinky to lbc*
ai camed up to keep u compuni…….
sitz down ’sidez lcb……..uh o……..(whissperz to lcb…..ai dint noe dis be4 butt ai tink ………ai sharz ur nawt likin ob hites……..)
maibeee we shood bofff yellz
HALP!!!!!! wee iz stuk up heer wif onli WUN drinky HALP !!!1!!
The farce is strong with this one.
hay lcb, did joo notise??????? i fink ur watter extrabaganza, wiff u ina spanggliy an spandexy owtfit seemded to getz moar attenshun…..
maibee 2 ole broadz sittin awn a bukshelv izzint sew eggsiting…….
gud ting ai brot up ur drinky in mi personal BIG DRINKY cup (wif handlez an no fawl off tawp) holdz 64 ownces, sew wee can sitz up heer for a lawng tyme
sew???? wat’s knew wif u?????? besidez nawt kwite being obber ur problemz wif hites????
*climbz up da bukshelf, taeks kwik sip uv de wun drinkie, rubz noses wif dose in need uv reskyoo too halp kalm dem daown*
Oh hai! Wut a lubbly vyew!
*grabz hold of branch of hyooge schefflera plant hangin frum bukshelf to groun*
*launchez orinj self thru air, clingin’ to green plant, fliez liek Tarzan thru air wif gratisst uv eeze, caterwaulin awl de way*
Der, kittehz, grab da plant! Dass how itz dun! Iz a liddel skayree in da beginnin’ but lotsa fun! Duz yoo wunna trie it nao? I stanz here to ketch yoo bofe if you fawl.
Oh wayte, dat wuz kinda fun! Mebbe I shud doo it agin jus to be shore de brannch is strong enuff to hold otters.
dat’s rite gremlin, u shood doo it agin JEST to maek shure iz safe……..weel watch frum heer
wood u lik anodder sip ob r drinky????? jest fur inspurashun??? an to hep wif teh cooraj???
uh oh lcb, teh sitzuashun haz jest getted werse………dont luk know, butt ai tink sder iz a *troll* ina bisinti………YIKES
Hey yu kidz! How mennee timez I gotta tell yu to get offa dat shelf??? Yu no teh rulez….all drinkin of teh delishus beferigez iz to be dun on teh floor!! Dis teh las warnin I m gonna gib yu!
Yes, I sees that nasty troll. Very bitter creeture. Pleh.
I has a idea. Let’s finish teh drink and then give ur big drinky cup to gremlin. Then gremlin can drop big drinky cup on trolls hed next time gremlin swings on plant.
Berry happy to halp!
Wut kinda troll duz yoo hab? De stratijee fur gittin rid ub it mite be diffrent dependin on which tiype yoo gotz.
Lessee. Dere’s
Da “ebberybuddee alreddee sedded it 10 timex but I’m not gunna reed ennyfing but I’ll post it wun moar time!” troll.
1) Da “dis not funny” troll.
2) Da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitty!” troll.
3) Da “poyntz takin awai” troll
4) Da “photoshopped!” troll.
5) Da “I hatez yor polittical vyewz an I despizes yor wai ov puttin things” troll.
6) Da “yew tawkz beh-beh tawk; gidda reel lief!” troll.
7) Da “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” troll.
Which wun yoo gotz?
COL, we can’t heer what u is saying down there. Can u comes up heer and repeet it?
And bring moar drinks when u do? kthx
Is Type #6 Troll. Reel nasty one too.
We pays u extry for long-term containment on this one.
Yu chillrunz better wach yur selvs….it’s gettin a lil krowdid on dat shelf….oh, be kareful….sure, itz all funangamez until sumbudee spills teh likker! I gotta go find dat stoopy lil ho troll and kik itz butt! brb!
u noes, ai dint noes der waz so mani perbershunz ob trolls owt der…….lern sumfin knew…….
wood sumone sendz teh Helicat up wif sum moar drinkies and a cupple a pilloz (dis shelv iz gettin to bee a liddle hard to sitz awn……wiggles……
an gremlin !!!!! {frowz down big cup (wif handle awn it an tawp dat wont com ovf) }
CATCHES !!!!!!
an FANKS !!!!
OK den, we noes wut weez deelin wif! Doze tipe ar BEEG trubbel.
*climbz UP da bukshelf wunz agin, taeks a kwik sip uv de speschul drinkee*
*putz wun big orinj arm aroun lolcatburgler, de ubber wun aroun salleh*
*grabz schefflera branch wif mouf, an SWINGSZZZZ*
*wif bak pawz, pullz speschul troll-containmement deviez (luks sorda liek a bit net) owt uv sekrit pokkit, an DROPS it onna troll!*
*ebberywun lanz safely on da grown for soff landing*
summitteded fur ur approbal…. u can haz a “pride ob lyoins”
u can haz a “flock o geeses”
u can haz a “kinder ob kittenz”
u can haz a “herd ob horses”
how about ……u can haz a “perbershun ob trolls” ??????
gremlin u iz mi heroes, fank u so much fur gettin lcb an mi owt ob trubble……noaw, lcb, u shood stai heer ona grownd wher is safety an u cant falls ofn it……
an noaw………..teh danse ob fanks ….specially fur …..gremlin….
(nomaw lets see hoaw does taht go aniwai……..)
oh yeah……
FANKS *JAZZ HANZ* FANK U FANK U FANK U *JAZZ HANZ*
twirl ina sirkle, twirl ina sirkle, twirl ina sirkle..(ooh TAHTS nawt a gud ideer, too muches of teh drinkiez)
*stepz ebber so jentli to teh rite, bowz to gremlin,*
*stepz ebber so jentli to teh leff, bowz to Crazy Old Lady*
mash mash mash mash mash
sweep handz round hed, sweep hanz round hed
*stepz ebber so jentli to teh bak, bowz to Ambercat*
*stepz ebber so jentli to teh frunt to lolcatburglar*
annnnnnn awl fallz daown !
Fank yu, gremlin….four gettin teh kidz offa teh shelf…dey getz a liddle rowdy when tehy be drinkin teh tastee befridgez. Now, we can all do teh danse..all togevver naow!
Why, my plezhure! (Danger is my *middel* name!)
Hurray! Ebberywun is saef!
*dantz dantz dantz – JAZZ PAWZ!!!!*
Thx, gremlin! That was just like in those old swashbukklin’ movies!
I danse a speshul hornpipe for u.
Um…
*Horn, horn, horn, pipe, pipe, pipe*
*Drinks grog toast to gremlin, gets groggy, bows to bookshelf, falls down on ground*
see what I meen? Tomorrow she will be berry glad she wuz on teh floor when she fell onna ground!
dis iz teh floor …..maek it yer fren……..
yoose gyz R teh phunnee 2 teh max- berry naiss 2 laff sew mutch- tanks!
omg ai laffed me bum awf teh last tyme sum fing lyke dis happend. yoo madez mee doo it agin n nao my kowerkers lukin at mee lyke “whut?”
*gigglesnort!*
we likes to helpz wen we can… blushes modestly an digz toez ina grund, oar, er….midare acktualli…..
oopz almosted losted mi balanse…….ai bedder sit bak farder awn teh shelff
whew, almosteses a close wun…….
kafull! ai dun fink teh rownd peepul catchie fingie is reddy yett!
Hai spykes-mom. Ai found this rownd peepul catchie fingie awt in the hawl.
Butt whut is going awn heer? Ai see a sleeping heep ov peepl awn top ov teh bukshelf, a nastee #6 troll down heer awn the floor unconschous with a big 64 ownz drinky cup awn its hed – and over tehre – teh big plant has been knokeded over. And teh window has been borked!
An it smells liek hawt choklit, kaluha – n sum otter things.
Hmmmm – ai thinks taht foot hanging down from teh shelf belawngs to lcb. Taht meens trubble.
Shud we trai to wake tehm up?
Well – ai see ai must hav stepped into an alternate tiem lion. In this wun u r awl reskyewed and and dansing and happee.
Purrhaps we shud just let the otter tiem lion peepl sleep. Tehy can just bee frozen it tiem – and also happee.
Hey wats goin on in her? I waz jus ober at teh big red toy barn an I hears a
crash. I gess i getz here tu latz agin. Oooo lebtovur Katluha! I takes dat
wit meh bac tu teh barn. Der sum guy ironon ober der……………
I sorree! I was at qwilting guild. I was making fuzzy blankie, insted of doin my peeple catchy thing job! If I shares teh fuzzy blankie when I finish it (don’t be holding your bref, cuz it jus mite become a UFO) will y’all forgiv me?
PS: UFO = unfinished fabric object. Crafters stor them in clawsets an purtend that they will finish them sumdai.
o, hao wel U noes us!
sigh-
whyz awl da funz stuff happn whenz Iz gotta do onehunderedelben posts for mai on da lins class? Dem peeps iz so bordin….. awl say “oh u sooooo rit” n nofin innerestin. mos innerestn fing in dat class iz da crazy speeelin n gramma (nawt eben gud lolspeek). Awl des studnts gona beez techas! Iz wurried- no innerestn ideaz n awl finks mai kiddos is icky!
A plague on der postes!
der I fels bedda-
’scuse me, can I squeeses upto shelv? Yuz guz awl standin in da kitti fitschun place- I finks I needz a gud kitti buk to readz!
kthbai!
momcat
DYWTD. Does U Wants 2 Die?
i wunder wut i did de ozzer day to maek mai kitteh leeve icky prezent on mai bed. On de down comfroterer too! I kno I didn’t dres him liekz dis!
Wer u awai? sumtaimz kittehs leev scenty-ting on yer nezt so u kan faind way haum agin! Miens dey miz u! Dey juz wanna help – u shud be gradeful!
oh em gee – joo rite!! I wuz gone wif the little hoomin peeple to a furst graid field tripp! Dat must bee wai he did it. But i wunted to taik a napp but cudnt cuz i had too cleen teh comfroterer!
Wewll, id wokked – u found wai haum 2 ur nezt!
OH MAWMA WHI WHI WHI U DOO DIS TO ME?
Is it ‘cuz I maded a poopee in ur ficus twee?
I makin a poopee in ur slippurz nao.
I gitz u bak.
“Ai iz waytin fur teh eestah bunneh – dat hoppitee bastid iz gonna feal mah rawth!”
oh mai kaybbel iz owt, I can has yur bunneh eerz?
masquerading as eester bunneh!. KILL EM!
Tihs the rezult of pic several bak of kitteh and bunneh 2 gether. he so unhappee we mite need to findz him hiz own holleday.
Yah:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/13/makin-cadbury-kittehs/
Izzint hims hawliday Caturday?
no, well has to make new 1; Caturday alwaze posed to be happiest of days. may B someting like the CatEyes (Ides) of March?
Hmmm.. wun uv deez aygs has a cheesburger innit… hmmmm….
can i get an account on ichc like a permanent one?
Must joyn Werdpress…. See bottum uv payj…
yu can has permanent free acc’t on Werdpress, hoo maeks Le Chat possibul…den yu can has avatar, an yer vry own blob.
sumtymes teh WP is borky tho – kursin usu. halps
PS, R U Mr Sayftee? Welcoms NEway no matter hoo yoo be!
Irate Easter Cat
plans to leave some special “eggs”
hidden in the house.
“Chocklit” eggs!
ai onli hab wun werd to sai to taht ……..
EEEEWWWWWWWW
Vengenz wil B mine….at time ‘n’ plaze of mah choozin
at time `n’ plaze of mah shoozin’
I am the avenger of marshmallow peeps everware hoos been decapped by thotless humins…
1-800-BITEHED
Wow, I can feel the hate!
I put a paperboard party hat on my kitty once and took a picture.
When it was developed, every photo on the roll was perfect, except that one. It was blood red. I’m certain it was the sheer force of her hateitude.
BOE!!1! Whare u been? I was thinkin ’bout u teh other day when I looked back at some commints from a whle ago.
(i usedta bes “Listvet”. I had name transplant. Was successful!)
Thanks guys! I missed you too.
Been busy with my site and stuffs.
Hope you’re doing well!
Well lookee here. Glad u bak.
DONOTWANT goes on hen-night
Wut I wont du ta get inta Kitteh Kitteh Nu.
Kitteh wants ta be a fffrrrrrtboy!
The worse you mangle this “kitteh speak” the dumber you make cats appear. One or two minor errors in a caption is okay, particularly ones that have been long-established by tradition. An entire sentence of brain-hurting gibberish is unacceptable. Please stop captioning your cats in this manner.
Hie thee to Hades anon, Anon!
As long as I don’t have to hie myself to “hadeez,” I’m fine with it.
Ok.
U goes 2 hellz now, kthx.
Be shure to pets teh 3-hedded goggie while u is there.
An no fair given urself burgerz.
1 burger for detestable cat speak. Every time you guys talk like this, it makes me want to punch innocent bystanderds.
an everee time we pizz yu off, we smile…..
“bystanderds” for “bystanders” – iz Anon lerning lolspeek after awl?
Ai tink Troll meez “Lolstandardz”
it wer invetiable. lol
Anon = Mai hissy fit lemee show u it.
Naow u can has our attention? U feels awl betta? I suggerst u change ur name to Anonzatoll — tha wai we can jus look for stomping of the feet and pounding of the innocent bystanerds.
crazeh ol ladeeh, i lurves u.
“everee time we pizz yu off, we smile”
dat be awsum.
ok, i admits i gotz mutineh in mah sole.
doan members da latin. (finks it were latin)
- – - Thus be it to tyrants everywhere!!
(or jerman. i lurnt 2 mutch an sum ob it dun falled owt…)
Sic Semper Tyrannis
This is motto of Virginia, where I lives. It is on teh welcome sines when u enters teh state.
I usedta think it meant “Radar Detectors Illegal”
fanks, ibk…..i haz alwayz been a rebbel wifout a clue!
aha!! fanks, lolcatburgular an crazeh ol ladeeh!
i fink wuz freud hu said he cudden make women ober forteh do whut dey wuz told. mebbe yung grrls is rebellyus. howebbers, da deeper rebellyon show up in da matur womens.
Ai can’t beleeve taht no wun has menshuned taht we has heer a PURRFEKT eggsampul ov the #6 Troll awn gremlin’s lilst above.
taht’s caus we buzy laffin at teh trooll an beein rebelljus…….
ok ,# 6 u sai????? taht’s teh werst kine !!!!!
teh sady ting iz tehy misseses teh HOLE POYNT……..
prerapz tehy nawt waky enuff, (whisperz: maibee tehy r ……banckerz, a breed o hoominz nawt reeely noeed 4 ther sence ob huumorz..)
*whispers* Yes, ai think yoo r rite – no sence ov huumor. Sad. (imitates Teho *shakes hed sadlee*)
aahhhh….sorry, guize…I gotta say it- chuck yu, farlee!
How’s about “aroint thee, aroint thee” Dat wurkz gud, 2!
Ai ben waitin’ fur teh Troll. Ai likez arointen em.
Oh, while I’m at it, ICHC needs to make it so you can’t vote your own comments up. I see you people.. every single one of you, voting your own comments a 5 as soon as the page reloads. For shame.
Fer sumwun hoo haets tihs siet sew much, U suer noes lotz abawt it.
Aslo, “anon” suer iz a youneek an kreativ naem!
Ai tink Anon juz jellaws becuz cannod do Lolspeek!
Hu keres wad u tink? Wai shud wee du whaddyu wan?
ANON – izzndat de greade Poet hu rode alsortsa poems n afferisms n such, dat appeer in awlda books?
wee tink wee funne….der noe shamez in sayin “yeah mi!!!!!” an votin fur yerselv…..
politaclus candidiatez allus doo it tooo……
corse mostest ob tehm r nawt neerly az nise an az funnee az folkz rond heer…..
yah ai jest boted fer mi an noaw ai gonna do it agin !!!!
Anon – I’m writing this in plain English so you can understand. Every single one of us does not give our own comment a 5 burger. I never do. I get far more pleasure at seeing exactly how many people thought my comment was worthy of what number of burgers. If I voted for myself, I would never know. What kind of fun is that?
I think most are like me. And anyway – the person you probably see coming through voting is me. I love to vote high burgers for comments I think are good.
I do it, ALOT, too. And I bet ittehbittehkitteh, my adopted ICHC kitteh, does it too, don’t you, itteh?
I love to vote for people. It is VERY rare for me to give someone only one burger. I have to really be wanting to send them a message to do that.
Also, there were a handful of times I DID give myself a vote! Those were times that some ass came through and gave me one cheeseburger and I nommed it up and felt like 4 more. Nyah!
Now, the million dollar question is, how did you find out you can vote for yourself?
I enjoyed writing this, particularly because I am about 75% sure you don’t really believe what you posted and are in just a devilish mood. What a great reaction you got!
kafleen, ur postskript is ezacklee teh poynt ai wuz tryin to mayke…ai fink sum wun juszt playin
dats rite kafleen. i votes 4 da uvver peepls, an i see whuts reaktion 2 whut i posted.
i finks sumbuddy r pullin our legses…
Erm…nawt reely shur hao too tayk dis wun. itz awlmoest TOO kawstik too bee fur reel…butt tehn agin wee kant intyrelee rool owt butt payn trolls eever.
att leest anon dint go on anon anon
I think he/she is still lurking, all alone in his/her “standerds”. *snicker* Oh, wait. Anon decreed that “one or two minor errors” is ok. *takes snicker back*
Hostility is, like, a psychic boomerang.
ai dun unnerstan teh hosstillitee ober sum fing so inokyuos. taht’s whut maykes me suspishus.
n beesydes, duz it reely mayke teh kittehs luk dummer? iff NEting, ai fink it maykes uss hoomans luk kinda sillee.
corse nawt! kittehs doan luk stoopeh.
i benn finkin bout dis. sum trolls just likes 2 insult an den goes away. sum likes 2 retort. i finks sum just likes 2 get a nest awl stirred up an get us 2 say, “feck u, betch, with a moldeh bilbo…” setera.
i nawt psych- psiki- *sigh* hed-docter, so i cant sez wai, butt sum folks just likes 2 stir up emoshuns. mebbe dey puttz togevver fotos of 9-11 an makes peepel crai. mebbe dey makes up sites 4 kids hu doan exist wif deseeses dat doan exist, an makes peepel feel piteh. or mebbe dey cranks up da lolfrens hu genrealleh nice an makes dem cuss.
ittehbitteh, that be teh wunnerful retort. butt poor bilbo doan deserb dat. Teh Sackville-Bagginses, possiblee. Tehy troll-compatible newai.
i knows were ober da top. puur bilbo. i tells him sry an makes him beeg bowl of fried shrooms.
uh, mr baggins. hello. uh. i taked ur name in vanes, an made terribul joke (hahaha.), so i comed heer wif dis beeg bowl of fried shrooms. hot, buttred shrooms. u furgibs meh?
“Well, I like less than half of what you said, because I understood even less. But I forgive twice as much as I should for things that were half as bad.”
i finks dat went okeh. nawt shur. he talk kinda funneh….
an i come hurreh hug u {{anny}}
People can talk like that if they want, but kittuns are not stupid!
When the kittun revolution comes, you shall see… (But not on TV.)
Teh kitteh revolushun will not be televised?
Dang. I wish I’dda knowed that before I steeled, I mean buyed, this big plasma TV and teh Tivo. And teh tie-dye beenbag chares to sit in while watching.
The kittun revolution will not be televised. It will be photographed, captioned and uploaded to the Internet.
We awreddy hab “kitteh Revulsion”!
Photographed, captioned and uploaded to the Internet?
Yeah, right. As if something like that would ever happen. You crazy nut future-dreamer, you!
…carefully adding “crazy nut future-dreamer” to vocabulary…….Done!
radiohead kitteh sez:
“♫ when ai ar keeng, u will be furst ahgenst teh wall ♫”
Hauwzit hurd u? Wee hab funn dis wai!
if u so unhappee wid us, mebbe u shuld go aways or takez a time out.
Wid all de nastiness on innernet & truout de world, y dis perrson upsed becuz we hab fun wid eechutter n funnie pitchers? Mebbe dey shud go make fuss awn pornsites!
I theenk yu haf hit teh nail on teh hed….troll sez”yu guize are hafin too much fun”…..lol, stiks an stonez, caretroll….we’ve seen it don better! Right guize?
hey hey hey now homescribe don’t be sending anonzatroll to OUR naughty korner– that is only for the GOOD bad peeps lolz
yeah, an it’s kinda krowdid alreddy….lol
If i ever lern how to put pishurs awn the internets, ai will post sum pikshurs of teh red barn. No trolls allowed. (But we do has ghosts)
Memo to all hyomins and kittehs: DON FEED TEH TROLL!
Yeh, reely. Dey lubs to bring teh bad ennergies to places of fun an laffter. Donut feed dem! (xcep mebbe teh choklity eggs lef by teh Eester kitteh in teh shoos)
Goodpoint!
Yes. *ayz gleeming wickedlee* Heer trollee, trollee. Ai has sum nice liddle chokllitee bunnee egss fur you. *sniker*
Bai yr grammer I tink you are on teh rong web site.
I thinks u want “mayihaveacheeseburger.com”.
!!!! YES!!!!!
Too bad there aren’t any cute kitty pictures on that site!
Anon:
a question, s’il vos plait
Your cheerios, who P’d in them this morning?
DO NOT WANT
kitteh says: “Mai seething kontempt…let me show you it”
Quelle coincidence! Anon says teh same thing.
i has to wundur if Anon am not teh saem misbegotten spawn of a coqsokket taht misused my name on teh Kitecat piksher
da crapture,
u HAS 2 teech meh hao 2 swares. PLZ??
teh bad wurdz
i has tehm
No, ittehbittehkitteh, u shud nawt lern the swares. Ai sumhao feel it is just nawt “U.”
Onlee diffrens is – ai care wut teh kitteh thinks.
Go hed, laff. I mak speshul choklat bunneh wif ur naem on it, hyoomin.
“Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.”
“Christmas Story” ref FTW!
Bought a sweater for my old meezer when we were on the road. She always sat very nicely while I put her into it . . . . . and then removed it so fast that I couldn’t really tell how she did it!
we got my furst doggeh a sweter, cuz we lived in Nebraska, where it gits kowld, an basenjis are African doggehs. So, bein a nice doggeh, he wore it in teh snow.
Den we looked at teh five legged tracks he wuz makin in teh snow and reelized teh sweter wuzznt doin him much gud.
But, he luved himz sweter, an he luved playin in teh snow, even if it was deeper than himz legs.
Xcuse me, Ah missed ur post afor I posted my ralphie commentz above – please to be ceptin my apologeez – thnx Christmas Story reference FTW!
U stoopid hooman – you wait till I dress U up – then see how u like it
This one is so much awsum. Can’t improve on the caption and I had to stifle my giggle at work.
Maybe owner thot they iz Anne Geddes and kitteh is babee.
Disgruntled kitteh sez:
“%&*# YOU, EESTER BUNNEH!”
Cat-Bunny with attitude. It doesn’t get anybetter than this. Ellebunny billion cheezeburgers to picture taker and captioner.
AWESOME!
Oh – Kathleen. Teh disapproving cat-bunneh. Ai think this shud go whar the disappooving bunnees are.
Hao can this bee dun? shud it bee dun?
The thing that maeks me laugh about this over and over is the incongruity…..happy, happy, happy colorful eggs and cute, upbeat Easter bunny outfit, and then……that glowering LOOK!
Awlrite! Ai sed ai wud led u taek mai pitcher in dis retched geddup – bud ai didnt dai ai wud SMAIL 4 id!
what? no Donnie Darko references? “Why are you wearing the stupid man suit?”
i is knot dis Fluffeh