your shoez,
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they be untied. . .
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*nose poek*
BWAHAHAHA!
*runs awai…*
cottleston pie!! nawt sekint!! an gibin da pengwinses nosie pokes. dat b 2 kyewt…
i start a liddel wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
shake, shake, shake
wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
shake, shake shake
shake 2 da lef, shake 2 da rite
liddel jump
*jiggle* (i warnin u. storp dat.)
anuvver liddel jump
nao 2 HOIST~ (uh. i changes mah mind on dat wun.)
tern aroun
wabe mah hand in da aer
an wiggle ober 2 mah seet.
teh danses seemz to get harder and harder …
dey nai b hawd n reel lyfe, but n dey magination… is easy!
I can has liddle *shimmeh* too?
I sink u nedez 2 slyde downe teh aiss on yer butt & ten slydez in2 teh watter fur teh pingwinns danss.
ai lykes ur dans, ibk. how bowt teh “cha cha slyde” or teh “uhlektrik slyde” inn onner ob awl teh ice rownd teh penggies?
Hey, Itteh! I dants wif u!
{{kafleen}}
PSYCH!!
I has a feeshy, I has a feeshy
an u doant has one
U caint afford it, u caint afford it
U awn teh wefare
an u daddeh is teh alkeehawlic!!
u can has sowth pawrk?
eddie murphy ftw.
Chorus line ob lolpenguins dancin and singin: You caint afford it. You caint afford it.
erm, rough crew eh?
WADDLE WADDLE WADDLE ! fwomp….slide……hee hee
I’ll get youuuuuuuuu laterrrrrrrrr!
Perfeckshun. Dis capshun haz it.
yesh…ur kapshun…it bes the purrfikt.
iz agreh – eet has much WIN
LOLquins wants to hold hands…uh, flippers….uh sumthun….
well …ebri wun wanna howld sumfin
LOL! Win!
nao ai wil wadle fas as ai can in teh othr direction whil yus destracted. ai fink yu wil nawt notece
TAG, UR IT!
*chaises*
…FLOWP…
Kekekekekekekekeek! (pen gin laffter) yuze r trippn dood!
FTW!!!!
i can haz fingers?
to tie shoos wit?
(long pause)
*sigh*
U can trie slip-ons?
E-z to putt on, funn to slide in
yr gettin a litl chubby tehre
bettr lay offa teh fatty fish
iz dat a fishey in yur poket? or iz u juss happie to see me?
or
yur fly iz down
uh hello? that little pecker is muh son!
Daddee? Hu’z dat guy?
zomg leaf – joo maded me LOL at werk! hehehe!
Ai sory, sryly… tese Pemguinms iz teh BEAUTIFULLESRT.
(Iffen dey duz haz no shooZ)
Dont dey g3t tir3d off dr3ssing formall all deh tim3?
It’s not so much da dressing up, but da dri cleening bill is outta hand
dri cleeenin dood – oh noes, nawt tehms frikin pen-gwinz agin. tehy’s sootz awlways be smellin so feeshy. an tehy awlways wayt here n stands still at atenshun like, kwackin n flappin n stuffs n watchin meh wurk, sheesh.
pen-gwin – oh hai, i can has kleen sootz?
dri cleenin dood – yesh youz cans, jus wayt oveh tehr plzthx.
* thinkin too selfs – DRAT! *
hee hee, im thinkin dey luk all pinks an stubbly lyk in da old tym cartunes
but lolguins not ware shoos….
sister, has u seen mai rosarree?
I fink I los mai kontakt… Can u halp meh finds it?
wate! lemme git mai glasses!
diane – oh, bob! yu maded me sew happi. fankyu fur de lubly rock.
bob – diane! stop! de guys r watchin.
Yeah, pengeez….
“Yoo givs me a rawk, nao we iz da mayreed!!!”
Skware-kut or pare-shaped, dese *ROCKX* don looze dare shaype!
OG!!1
I HAS SHOOS?
Mah belleh is so beeg,
I caint seez mah footses.
Lil hep wif teh tying?
WAAAAYT! U MEESSES WIF ME!!!
I GITZ U BAK!!!
It’s t3e oldst 1 in teh buk. Lolguin luks down, reelizes he ain’t wairin no shuz in t3e furst playz tat cud hav laysez tu get untyd, jus as udder lolguin bringz up flippr—–WHAPPP !!!!! rite unner da beek. Fellll fer it again???
Iz dat wot ai sink is?
Um yah. Outhouse so far, nite wuz so koald …
lawl xD
THOSE SHOES ARE MINE, BETCH!!!
no way, these shuzz rool.
um, your feet are kinda big
( betch )
yoo noes wut tehy say bowt big feeties…
yah, dey wearz big shoozies
OMG! Shoes.
… iz k. Marla sez to juz “Slide.”
lolgoinz are a thing that I love! Moar pleez!
did you see in the header
“BONUF! Starting wif this picture, Tofu and I will be adding a daily bonus non-locat (lol*) picture. It’s teh tresure fuh u. Njoy!”
… maybe they’ll compete to come up w/ the most whacked out animals… lolplatypuses (platypii ?), anyone? lolseaurchins? lolalbatrosses? lolflatworms? the mind reels…
lol !!
it joosually dusnt tak dat mach to make yur mind go tilt !!!
nut a bad thing attall
yeah no joke – I was just in starbucks and they had these little red mittens on sale (they were gift card covers) and I was crackin myself up placing them sticking out from under various heavy objects in the store, like the trash can, and going “oh no! they dropped a trash can on me!” etc.
Oh yeah, das rite , i came heer for coffee…
I know : point to the Punkin or peppermint latte, and laff uproariously. IT’S CONFOUND YER FAVRITE BARISTA DAY! (in a nameless coffee country, i beleaf)
yay lolimals
Cannot wear teh shoes, I be hatching a babee on my feets. Under my blubbers.
De baybee hatchded an untyed hiz shoez. De baybees be doin dat awl de tyme. Why u tink de lolwinns slide on der bellies? De fallz ober der untyed shoelaces!
Den teh notty bebbeh ties teh shulaces togedder.
*floomph*
Uh, dude, u gots sumfin on yer shert.
In best Richard Attenborough voyse: “teh ainchunt, tyme honnured, n seereeus marsh ob teh pengwinnz cumz to a skreechin hawlt az thowsunds ob em tripps on teh untyed shoolayses…”
ken yoo juszt imajun? tehy wud luk lyke domanoes or sumfin.
*silly sheepish grin*
Mai shooz be untied?
Sinse wen does pengwinz wear shooz?!? We goez baerfut, silly!
Or iz yu admiring mai nu flipper-polish, mebbe? Pritty, rite?
HA, HA mayja look!
dude I am gellin — r u gellin?
dude I am soooo gellin.
Kthx…wait…am wearin sandels! Nawt kool, bro.
Nawt. kewl.
sandals when it kool owtside:
No Want!
o dood…. i sed sniffin gloo iz bad eyedeer. . . . naow we iz beeks stukd. . .
yeh. . . . i sorry
i know. . . . i juss wish we had gud swayr wurdz for a tiem liek this…. but we iz pengwinz.
yeh…… poop.
these mus be vacationing pengies….it seem so green behind them
GLOBAL WARMING!
if it were on a paper…would have to resist adding googly eyes on them since they got none
Wii can haz eyez?
K nao gimme ur hand…we’z gon cross da ice street togetha.
PENGUIN LUST!!!!
AAAAIIIGH!
Call Totally Oral Bill!
Hunnybunch, ai am sew sarrie. Iffen Ai tellded doze kidz wunce, Ai haz tellded dem a bazillyn tiems nawt to trow teh chune gumm on teh slidewalk. Yu iz teh lub ub mie liefs an awl taht, butz iffen yu finks Ai iz gonna hep yu cleen it awf, yu bestest finks agin.
wen i sees big mess o’ pinguinz all together luking exACKly alike, i always finks of dat Far Side cartoon whar wun pinguin in teh huge crowd of identikle pinguinz singing,
Oh, I just gotta be me!
Iz be habin a werkfren, wynce, yonks ago, who had teh lolgwin fictsayshun. We be callin hims ‘Gruin’ all teh timez.
Um. Carry on. Nuffinx to be ceing hare. Jus teh randum forts of teh board workahbee makin hims fursty lolpost
Moar lolguins, plz.
Hrm. Haz dat mole alwayz ben thar, Murray?
U dropt sumthin
I wud like to see mor penguins heer. Maybe sum fluffee baby ones!
penuins soh darn qt! i wans 1! dey cans liv w/ me til global warmings end…
Gentoo penguin mus rekompile shoo lase.
yah know…vile’ yu’ guys iz gettin’ all da’ credit fur basturdizin’ the Aunglish lenguage…I has to put up wiss all dis stuff…go figer…
Ummm, dewd, ur fly be undone….
eye liek chaineez chekurz. teh ballz r funn do prey wid