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KITTEHS! IS KITTEHS! OH NOES!!!!!
Cud b wurs. Cud b goggies! O_o
DO NOT WANT tyems INFINITEEZ!
jooze gotts ta tells meh cuz i haz gots ta know…
doo different colored peepls an goggies have
different flavurs ??!??!
why are you asking the jews? what do the jews have to do with this? ;o)
I’m guessing it depends on what they’re eating - that’s what cosmo magazine would tell you ( !!! )
lol….jewz…..hahahaha…..dat wuz a gud wun, stend!
OKies, eberbunny! Tiemz fur teh nawt furst dance! Whooz wif meh?
Whut we danze? Masheded potaytoez?
Oh sure! I’z feel like pounding on sumfin after the day I had today.
Okies den…we danze teh masheded potaytoez wif Shera!
*mash mash mash*
waz dat teh danse wher u wood muuush ur foots awn teh floor, lik u waz smoooshin a buggie???? whyl swingin ur heelz owt.?????
cant member…..izzat teh Masseded Poatotoies oar teh Stomp???
oh wel ai do boff, mashie mashie mashie,,,,,stomp stomp stomp…….
wabe ur elbows owt, an stik ur chin up an luk dissaffecteded….(too kool for skool)
an mashie an stomp an mashie an stomp.
an mashie an stomp an mashie an stomp…
ai fawl down agin……pantpantpnatpnatpnatpantpant…..puffpuffpuffpuff
geittin a liddle too owld fur dis !!!!!
happi nawt second !!! Gremlin, for teh nawt second tyme !!!!!!
was de mashed taters. Da Bristol stomp be stompin. I old.
*blushes*
I lubz de masheded taties. Wif grayvee.
*whispers*
Dis waz my furs– Oh no, beddur not say da wurd!
I wuz nebber befoar “not sekkund.” Wuz a little skeered.
*runz awai a liddel, stops to lik pawz nervussly, looks bak to see if ennywunz luking*
Doan b skeered, Gremlin. U didz teh gud jawb wif teh catpshun.
Com an danze wif uz.
I agreed wif DW. yr cation was FTW!
Mmmmm… teh gravies,,,
ai sell-uh-bradez ur nawt sekkond!!!!!
Gremlin iz FULL of Purr an awezum!
deer gremlin - ai just LUVS tihs commint. Becuz - u know - it iz AMAYZIN hao skeeree it iz to be faced with “no comments” and thar u r! Thinkin liek crazee. Tryin so hard nawt to be too stoopee - to bee “werthee.”
Teh furst tiem it happened to mee, ai ackshullee did run away. Ai got up frum the pyooter. . .ai just cudn’t do it. stend sayed “What happened? Kitteh scared u away from the keybord?” And it was troo.
And taht’s wai ai lieks to celebrate teh good nawt secondees.
So - ai’m dansing. ai’m dansing. ai’m mashing. ai’m mashing.
ai’m pouring gravee awn mai hed. ai’m pouring gravee awn mai hed.
ummmm - this is a liddle odd. Ai think maybee ai’m doin it rong!
heh Janet, Ssoopur nyce, soopur Janet!
we got soop, as well as mashed tayters an grayvee?!
Ai can has soup awn mai hed?
iz wher teh CHRG (wdoi) REEEELY comz in handily !!!
Nevvur befoar haz de mashded potato bin dun wif such stihle an enfusiasm. *insert sof-sownding feline claps heer*
Ms. Janet, ai saloot yoo! De grayvee-on-da-hed manoover wuz wut reely maed it extra-speschul. An yoo did it jus bekawz ai asked . . .
Srsly, forjustaminit. Wun of da reezuns ai keep cumming bak to dis site is de humour an de wackxiness. I lubs de funneh kittehs! I laffs mesehlf hissyteriklez ober de pix an de remarxk.
But mebbe evun moar dan awl dat, I lubz to see da bright and beyootifful souls whoo cum here.
Yoo awl made me feel thurrowlee speschul. In truth, ai enjoi da cumpany az much as (or moar den) de pikshoors. Thank yoo, frum de boddum of dis furry liddel hart.
ur revelashun maek kitteh sad, meenee :(!
suddenly I feel lactose intolerant …
( wait for it )
POOT !!!
Oh noes, nawt teh intolerans - we mus fait teh intolerans!!
i gibes dat a 10. flawless form - an stend nailed da landin…
(body bags nao, toot sweet!)
I can haz moar den, plz?
yeps. u noe it tru.
Ai’m not surprized. Mai bebeh kitteh tinks dat hoomins are fer eatin. Speshully da toeses.
U meenz dey nawt fur nom nomz???? @_@
mai kitteh thinks that hoomin’s big shiny rocks on their fingeez ar taztee too.
Dis is battah den chezbugah!
Gimmah sum moar!!11!!
I can haz wif teh buttur? Plzkthx!
Ai lieks da soylent red bettah, myself. Wif jus a liddle bit of marja…marjer…oleo.
oleo - bwahahaha!! dat jes makes me laff.
i know da word and when i was a little hyoumin dat is what we called de fake butter.
mos peeple noa dunt know it.
I kint bleeb iz nawt buttuh!
& alzo meememberz teh pakket uv redd die 2z miks in wif teh margrun- teh budder peepull madez uz do dat wen I yittle.
me an sistR wud fite ober hoo wud git 2 mix it. long time ago.
I neber herd ov oleo until i was growed up, but iz frekuent croswurd cloo so i noes it nao
Hmmmmmm - ai see a grate divide heer. Those ov us hoo know whut oleo is (speshulleh the bags with teh red die!) and those hoo don’t.
OK, guise - lion up. Oleo to teh rite of mee, nawt-oleo to teh left (whar teh goats r, plees).
*gets to teh riet of Janet*
~~getz to de rite of janet~~
Most of mah daddy’s fambly is from Eest Tennissy but he didn’t grow up there. One year at fambly reyooyun they gived out a Lolcatburlgar Fambly Cookbook. Many of teh ressipees list as a ingreedient “a stick of oleo”.
So here I goes, Tennissy Waltsing to teh rite of Janet.
I am awn teh right uv u sittin on teh davenport!
Is that a Tennissy thing to say? Mah daddy used to call teh sofa “davenport”.
If u lives in Memphis, can u has a Sam&Davenport?
Nawt a tennissy thing for me, jus wat mi daddee sayz. I’s up norf.
Well there u go. Mah daddy growed up in teh norf.
Can I gets u something to drinks from teh icebox?
getz to the rite of Janet
cut out dat racket!
whatchu fink iz going on here? a chivaree?
sumwon get me mi earplugs from de top drawer in da chiffarobe.
I also noe whut oleo iz…
U no rememember? U paid somewun a nikkel to bust up teh chiffarobe.
davenposrt YEAH …….an “grip” fur teh suitcase, an “wersh” yer hanz (sted of wash)
an “boooshes” fur bushes,
I growded up mostli in Kansas, butt ai am in OZ noaw…..
getz to teh rite of Janet. Mai mom haz a cookbook frum Wite Sans Mizzle Rang dat haz oleo mensyuned en it fur lots ov recipes. We lived owt dere until Ai wuz 3. Ai alwais thot it wuz a western ting.
lolcatburglar! “To Kill a Mockingbird” ref!
mah Daddy alluis cawlded it “oleo,” butt ai thot ebberywun did, til jest naow acksually
I’m on de rite too. My muther called it oleo and grandmother sat on de davenport. An dey wuz from Ohio. And dat white flushy ting in de baffroom is a comode.
kitteh haz milk beerd lolz
Got milk?
(sumbuddie had ta say it, so I’ll gid it ober wif)
“Got Milk?” mustache. Ur doin it rong.
And i meen teh kitteh is doin it rong. Not gremlin.
lcb, wai duz yer pic sho in sum posts but nawt in uthers?
Because i is too lazy sometimes to log into wurdpress before checkin’ out teh burgers.
Either that or mah kitteh avatar is a Cheshire kitteh.
nu campayne: milk beerdses.
They better not hire teh guise from ZZ Top for this campayne.
“Photo Shoot Gone Awry Causes Nationwide Milk Shortage”