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KITTEHS! IS KITTEHS! OH NOES!!!!!
Cud b wurs. Cud b goggies! O_o
DO NOT WANT tyems INFINITEEZ!
jooze gotts ta tells meh cuz i haz gots ta know…
doo different colored peepls an goggies have
different flavurs ??!??!
why are you asking the jews? what do the jews have to do with this? ;o)
I’m guessing it depends on what they’re eating – that’s what cosmo magazine would tell you ( !!! )
lol….jewz…..hahahaha…..dat wuz a gud wun, stend!
OKies, eberbunny! Tiemz fur teh nawt furst dance! Whooz wif meh?
Whut we danze? Masheded potaytoez?
Oh sure! I’z feel like pounding on sumfin after the day I had today.
Okies den…we danze teh masheded potaytoez wif Shera!
*mash mash mash*
waz dat teh danse wher u wood muuush ur foots awn teh floor, lik u waz smoooshin a buggie???? whyl swingin ur heelz owt.?????
cant member…..izzat teh Masseded Poatotoies oar teh Stomp???
oh wel ai do boff, mashie mashie mashie,,,,,stomp stomp stomp…….
wabe ur elbows owt, an stik ur chin up an luk dissaffecteded….(too kool for skool)
an mashie an stomp an mashie an stomp.
an mashie an stomp an mashie an stomp…
ai fawl down agin……pantpantpnatpnatpnatpantpant…..puffpuffpuffpuff
geittin a liddle too owld fur dis !!!!!
happi nawt second !!! Gremlin, for teh nawt second tyme !!!!!!
was de mashed taters. Da Bristol stomp be stompin. I old.
*blushes*
I lubz de masheded taties. Wif grayvee.
*whispers*
Dis waz my furs– Oh no, beddur not say da wurd!
I wuz nebber befoar “not sekkund.” Wuz a little skeered.
*runz awai a liddel, stops to lik pawz nervussly, looks bak to see if ennywunz luking*
Doan b skeered, Gremlin. U didz teh gud jawb wif teh catpshun.
Com an danze wif uz.
I agreed wif DW. yr cation was FTW!
Mmmmm… teh gravies,,,
ai sell-uh-bradez ur nawt sekkond!!!!!
Gremlin iz FULL of Purr an awezum!
deer gremlin – ai just LUVS tihs commint. Becuz – u know – it iz AMAYZIN hao skeeree it iz to be faced with “no comments” and thar u r! Thinkin liek crazee. Tryin so hard nawt to be too stoopee – to bee “werthee.”
Teh furst tiem it happened to mee, ai ackshullee did run away. Ai got up frum the pyooter. . .ai just cudn’t do it. stend sayed “What happened? Kitteh scared u away from the keybord?” And it was troo.
And taht’s wai ai lieks to celebrate teh good nawt secondees.
So – ai’m dansing. ai’m dansing. ai’m mashing. ai’m mashing.
ai’m pouring gravee awn mai hed. ai’m pouring gravee awn mai hed.
ummmm – this is a liddle odd. Ai think maybee ai’m doin it rong!
heh Janet, Ssoopur nyce, soopur Janet!
we got soop, as well as mashed tayters an grayvee?!
Ai can has soup awn mai hed?
iz wher teh CHRG (wdoi) REEEELY comz in handily !!!
Nevvur befoar haz de mashded potato bin dun wif such stihle an enfusiasm. *insert sof-sownding feline claps heer*
Ms. Janet, ai saloot yoo! De grayvee-on-da-hed manoover wuz wut reely maed it extra-speschul. An yoo did it jus bekawz ai asked . . .
Srsly, forjustaminit. Wun of da reezuns ai keep cumming bak to dis site is de humour an de wackxiness. I lubs de funneh kittehs! I laffs mesehlf hissyteriklez ober de pix an de remarxk.
But mebbe evun moar dan awl dat, I lubz to see da bright and beyootifful souls whoo cum here.
Yoo awl made me feel thurrowlee speschul. In truth, ai enjoi da cumpany az much as (or moar den) de pikshoors. Thank yoo, frum de boddum of dis furry liddel hart.
ur revelashun maek kitteh sad, meenee
!
suddenly I feel lactose intolerant …
( wait for it )
POOT !!!
Oh noes, nawt teh intolerans – we mus fait teh intolerans!!
i gibes dat a 10. flawless form – an stend nailed da landin…
(body bags nao, toot sweet!)
I can haz moar den, plz?
yeps. u noe it tru.
Ai’m not surprized. Mai bebeh kitteh tinks dat hoomins are fer eatin. Speshully da toeses.
U meenz dey nawt fur nom nomz???? @_@
mai kitteh thinks that hoomin’s big shiny rocks on their fingeez ar taztee too.
Dis is battah den chezbugah!
Gimmah sum moar!!11!!
I can haz wif teh buttur? Plzkthx!
Ai lieks da soylent red bettah, myself. Wif jus a liddle bit of marja…marjer…oleo.
oleo – bwahahaha!! dat jes makes me laff.
i know da word and when i was a little hyoumin dat is what we called de fake butter.
mos peeple noa dunt know it.
I kint bleeb iz nawt buttuh!
& alzo meememberz teh pakket uv redd die 2z miks in wif teh margrun- teh budder peepull madez uz do dat wen I yittle.
me an sistR wud fite ober hoo wud git 2 mix it. long time ago.
I neber herd ov oleo until i was growed up, but iz frekuent croswurd cloo so i noes it nao
Hmmmmmm – ai see a grate divide heer. Those ov us hoo know whut oleo is (speshulleh the bags with teh red die!) and those hoo don’t.
OK, guise – lion up. Oleo to teh rite of mee, nawt-oleo to teh left (whar teh goats r, plees).
*gets to teh riet of Janet*
~~getz to de rite of janet~~
Most of mah daddy’s fambly is from Eest Tennissy but he didn’t grow up there. One year at fambly reyooyun they gived out a Lolcatburlgar Fambly Cookbook. Many of teh ressipees list as a ingreedient “a stick of oleo”.
So here I goes, Tennissy Waltsing to teh rite of Janet.
I am awn teh right uv u sittin on teh davenport!
Is that a Tennissy thing to say? Mah daddy used to call teh sofa “davenport”.
If u lives in Memphis, can u has a Sam&Davenport?
Nawt a tennissy thing for me, jus wat mi daddee sayz. I’s up norf.
Well there u go. Mah daddy growed up in teh norf.
Can I gets u something to drinks from teh icebox?
getz to the rite of Janet
cut out dat racket!
whatchu fink iz going on here? a chivaree?
sumwon get me mi earplugs from de top drawer in da chiffarobe.
I also noe whut oleo iz…
U no rememember? U paid somewun a nikkel to bust up teh chiffarobe.
davenposrt YEAH …….an “grip” fur teh suitcase, an “wersh” yer hanz (sted of wash)
an “boooshes” fur bushes,
I growded up mostli in Kansas, butt ai am in OZ noaw…..
getz to teh rite of Janet. Mai mom haz a cookbook frum Wite Sans Mizzle Rang dat haz oleo mensyuned en it fur lots ov recipes. We lived owt dere until Ai wuz 3. Ai alwais thot it wuz a western ting.
lolcatburglar! “To Kill a Mockingbird” ref!
mah Daddy alluis cawlded it “oleo,” butt ai thot ebberywun did, til jest naow acksually
I’m on de rite too. My muther called it oleo and grandmother sat on de davenport. An dey wuz from Ohio. And dat white flushy ting in de baffroom is a comode.
kitteh haz milk beerd lolz
Got milk?
(sumbuddie had ta say it, so I’ll gid it ober wif)
“Got Milk?” mustache. Ur doin it rong.
And i meen teh kitteh is doin it rong. Not gremlin.
lcb, wai duz yer pic sho in sum posts but nawt in uthers?
Because i is too lazy sometimes to log into wurdpress before checkin’ out teh burgers.
Either that or mah kitteh avatar is a Cheshire kitteh.
nu campayne: milk beerdses.
They better not hire teh guise from ZZ Top for this campayne.
“Photo Shoot Gone Awry Causes Nationwide Milk Shortage”
hm. da notion ob fud an zz top nebber occer 2 meh. nao i r presented wif it ~
do not want.
i lurve da musik. cant stand da fayce-hares.
The does has some songs that u could use to adertise fuds, though:
“Eggs”
“Sharp Pressed Ham”
“Cubed Steak Boogie”
“Cheap Molasses”
And Many Moar!
tee vee dinners!! mah favrit!
Champayne??? Who haz da champayne???
Da bubblez tiklez mai noze…
It may tikkel ur nose but it won’t give u a mustache!
Or a beerd.
Unless ur doin it rong.
Or rite.
Pleze to not be sqweezing so tite…
urp
kthxbai
U maeks milk shuut awt of noesie.
too much skweezatronics!
you makin my eyez bug out
and mi guts r comin outta my mouf
8 – O
sideways googlyize…no emoticons for me
hey wait a minit
don’t spacethem apart 8-0
whups
8-0 8-o
kewt, but i no get it…
Iz refurrens 2 old movee wif Charlton Heston, cawled “Soylent Green”. Iz kreepee an skawee.
tihs may cover it…dunno if teh link will werk
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_green
It werk, cSmall. Gud jawb!
HA HA WP!!!
ah has lerned 2 kurss yu vishussly IN MAH HED!
HA HA!!
nao ah won get fyred 4 nonwerk related kussin.
wen iz itt oakay 2 doo wurk relayted cussin wair U wurks, cSmall?
i iz a costyoom dessiner – we has a responsibilitees 2B DARMATICAL!!!
looks like gud film.. is it?
Yez. Is most gud. Oldish now ocours, but still gud.
thx vry much! i gets it nao!
Me neether. So thx for explane. (feeling stoopy).
U iz no stoopy. Jess nawt fambileeur wif teh refurrens. Iz awl gud.
doan feel stupy, iz ol muvee dat ownlee oldly bein fartz (lik mee bein fifee ‘n mor ears) membr seeun when we wuz yungr
ah lurves yer naem. were u naemded afta dat herb or r u juss a puurrrson who calms peeps wen dey r stressded?
oh dis comment wus mint fur valeia ( juss in case WP b movin stuff around : )
I has a fren who calls valerian root “foot pills” because they is so stanky.
I’m sure Valeria has teh sweet, non-stanky-smellin feets tho.
No, no thx, Valeria. I duzzent needs to smell them.
lol!
danks u lolcatburglar. lol
tank U princess mu. “Valeria” wuz mi grate-ganmuver’s naem n I uses itz as suedonaem fur whenz i bee postened thauts on enterwebs. U kin clik on mi naem n go 2 enterwebsite iz be runin for “Stuff on my Cat” peepsuls n cee mor funee stufs. kthxbai
I saw dis muvee wen I wuz like ten It wuz in a dubl featur wit “The Poseidon Adventure” Gud stuf Me be oldy tew…
i be gladz imz ol fartz nowe . . . lif duz getz betur whenz u getz oler . . tew tireful bee bein twentee-sumthinz toodae i finks….. betur tew haf dat drawmah overz (tho i means no disreinspection tew yungr peepulz)
Ai’s 41 (awn teh owtsyd. Ai’s 19 awn teh insyd!) an mai drahmah’s far form over!
Weeeelllll Ambercat – u see – ummmm 41 is still prettee yung. Ai think 41 is the noo 30.
41???? I memmers mai 41……it wuz a berry long time ago! good timez!
Ai is claymin 43 as teh new 27….
Ai’s teh yungest in mai fambly so Ai’ll awlwais tink Ai’m yung! Plus it halps taht Ai had teh perrents taht neber groo up – mai mummee was still crawlin roun teh flor, bein a lion, in her 60’s ( she wuz plain wit teh granchillun at teh tym, she didunt just crawl roun teh flor fore teh hek ob it, awltho mebbee she did!) an mai daddee wuz still shoin his skool kids hao to do hedstands – and tehn shoin teh odder teechers cuz tehy didunt bleeve him – teh week he retyred! Ai donut tink Ai’ll eber be oled, nawt rilly, nawt on teh insyd
Whut made it so memorable wuz the overly-dramatic Charleton Heston. He be over emotin like crazy when he screems Soylet Green is people! Himz make William Shattnet look restrained.
I better watch dat old moovee afore I drinks any more.
Thats cutest kitten face i’ve ever seen! SNORGLS!
Teh milk shud be green – but then sylent?
oooh noooooooooooooooez!!!!
dat iz de saddest fayce iz evar seen on a kitteh! it lookz like it wuz tryin to steal teh kittehns milk and got caughted!
ooohhhh nnoooeeesss,,, dis iz sooo cyute, BRANE FREEZEZ…….and hart meltin and *splortin* AWL at ONCT…….
*fallz obber in a ded feint*
(manajez to hole up hed lowng enuff to sai………savez yersefz,,,,,cawl fur the CCC, taht fase, that milki chinz, dose worrieded eyez, an teh liddle kitteh arm laing on teh hoomen’s (zat postropi correck?) hanz…….iz obberwelmin !!!! )
ai fawl down naow
Umm, CCC alert? I fink itz gonna be a lawng nite . . .
oh mosted assurededly CAWL FUR TEH *CCC*
thsi behbeh kittehz iz possibbably wun ob teh cyutestest ebber……
seein teh needz, ai hab runz to teh stor fur heeteded blankies fur teh “brane freezez” butt ai doawn noes wat to do ’bout teh hartz meltink……..
anywun hab eni ideeaz fur dat??????
hart melteh? freezer pax!!
dis wun adorabul behbeh kitteh. u knowes bout meh an da nosies, so i duznt has 2 tells u. i wanna kiss him an kiss him an kiss him till he mau!!
an he has da byootiful, vulnerbul eyse. luk so innocint. i wud lets him getz away wif whutev he want.
ah shall halp wiff da CCC dooties (heh) today. salleh, ah weel hol yer handses. aw luke! i has in poket heretofur unknoticsed ah spesail chicken rubber glube (wiff da drawin awn it) awlsew tew mi grate suprise, a gudelee bit ov duck tape!
u can has kooteness exxessesive syndrome { : )}
oh luke!!!
awff inna distance heer kums serchanreskoo kitteh an close bhine is da CCC! ohia! der is Janet and M_M and awl r offer gude frens…
Yes, we r heer. No wun will splort alone in teh darkness! chrb (wdoi) fur awl – an sawft blankies n choklits.
Kitteh bee so ful ov win and awsum! His sweet liddle nose…his soulful ayes . .
Ai luk away!!!! Must help teh otters!
Ize creeem!
dang, dat spoze to go undr what do doo fr hart melt
snorgler…dat wuz jus whut I wuz gonna say…..grate mindz!! Iscreem cures evfurthing!
ehhh. i gotz a mop, butt ahm fresh owt ov bukkits…
no rubber glubs heer, neether. mebbe yu kin use a plastiky latex mask thing? luks lyk a monkee – don worree, yer fayce’ll go bak normal if yu don keep it on 2 lawng…
an pakking taype…ah gots pakking taype
Ai’m bringing the CCC with lots of bukkits and mops. Glubs, duktayp, blankies, choklits – everthing we need ai think.
I haz anti-splort shawt earlier. I iz okai.
*SPLORT*
Rats!
*sigh*
I goez 2 get teh mawp. Will needz fur teh udders when dey getz heer.
*bumps into furniture, thanks to no head*
Ouchies! I sawwy….din’t seez u der….
*mumbles about needing the RGCH….wif painting*
u jest maed teh poynt taht MM and JH4K an teh odders meen, u mustly hab teh CORRECTIK HED GEER wen u r veewin a pitture wif dis lebel ob cyutenessess…..
iz merjensy situashun !!!!! mini mini possibabble inguries tonite if nawt properli owtfittededd……
(runs awai to fetchez moar CHRGs (wdoi) ) an chocolitz fur to teh nibblez……
ZOMG! I can haz chawklit? Plz?
*bats sky blue eyes*
ob corse !!!! heer…..do u lik milkie choklit oar teh dark?????
I liekz boaf! I iz nawt too pikkee.
Fenk yew!
Yes – pikshurs of layte has been verree nice, butt nawt hed-splorting cyoot. Teh peepls has gotten careless and r nawt taking teh propurr purrtekshuns.
Ai think Darrkwolff will bee fine. TWO choklits r full ov teh heeling powers.
Ai tinks Ai has teh Rnswer to teh meltee-hart problem: DoctorHoo Monsters! Tehy R so scaree yu freez rite bak up agin! Ai’ll tri tehm awn teh TTT hier in teenytiny Ingerland
NAWT teh DoctorHoo monstaz – ai has to hide behind teh sofa. (ju can send DocterHoo ober enny taim u wantz tho)
a loawng lanwg tyme ago…….in teenytiny Ingerland, ser was a DR. Who……ai nawt shure, butt ai tink he was teh 2nd wun.. wiff reel curli hares and teh long skarf,,……
DAT iz teh Dr. WHo ai allus likeded……..(an he haz big teef too) (an jaunty, bery bery jaunty)
aniwun member him???
Tom Baker was teh Doctor wif teh scarf – long, wif red,orangey shortways stripes. Hims was teh 4th Dr.
Ah lykked Eccleston, mahself, but he dinnut last lawng…teh new(ish)wun is Whosits Tennant, who wuz teh bad, but not teh werst guy in HarryPotter and the big cup challenj moovee…sh00t.
needs snakkies. brb
DAT’Z HIM…..ai memberz naow…….ooooooh ai tink he waz so cyute an onry, der waza jest sumfin about taht guy…….
Purrsunal pertectiff ekwipmint… ur doin it wrong.
wut u meen i has rabeeez?
baybeez wiv raybeez
Maybeez.
At least you don’t got the scabeez.
Shoot- I kin onlee come up wid “gay bees”, and ai’m nawt shure haow 2 mayk dat wun werk…
Jess joyn teh Naybeez an u b okai.
A Nay-bee Sea Bee?
U haz teh ideeyuh!
dew de kitteh have de teebees? heems kant fli on bunway airlions den. i fink iz nude federal rule.
Rule #A-333882048197324344, line 78
You must be nude to be on Bunway….cept if yer gots the TB, ewwwww
I swares, it ritten rite down there….
Well, ok, but bes teh extry careful wif that hawt coffee.
Ai think maybee Teho shud taek a bus. ORRR – he cud fly with helicat. He reelee lieked taht! Wuz a childhood dreem come troo! Taht, and his byootiful new pyooter with teh divali lites, of corse.
in Haydeez, wit teh laydeez!
That’s Cool
Kitn is pre-sellabrayting teh holidaze wid a fayse-dive in2 teh Yegg-Nawg.
oh hai BonzoGal! yew r offen quite clevur!
Awwww, tenks, ur royale majestee! Ur 2 kind.
Star-kitteh of Cthulhucat will fry ur brains wit kewt.
dood, mai brains had been fryed kwite a long tiem ago.
Lovecraft ref FTW!
bebe kitteh needs mama to cleen hims widdle mouf up!
o noe kitteh! bettr to stik wiv teh Soylent Green – solv oberpopliation an wurld hungr at teh saym tiem. Juss bee caerful tho – if yoo eet too mutch yoo go crayzee damn durty ayp loonie and start leeding pro-gun ralleez owtsied skool shootings an stuf.
Lactose intolerant kitty has to drink soy milk.
NOT SO GREAT ACKSHULLY
(are we still playing bingo?)
pic+capshun
= haf to wipe laugh spit off monitor now
ai tink maabee wee needz to add “puter whipez” to teh CCC.
gude plan!
Or we could get some of these:
60gp.ovh.net/~cleanyou/
(If link no wurks, just copy and paste it into ur address bar. Worth it, I promisses!)
Frum nao on, ai bleeve everything u says. Taht’s . . .adorable!
lcb that is just 2 kyoot
OH TEH LOLMANITEE
We haven’t had a lolmanitee yet right? That’s good idea!
I have an lolgoat picture that needs a caption…goat peeking around a big rock…VERYFUNBNY
the next pic is on penguins…read in fine print under pic…that’s what T & C want to do daily…move over kittehs!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Uthur aneemalz is teh kewt, but teh kittehs is teh ne-plus-ultra uv TEH KYOOOT.
it’s KITTEHS!!!
SHOYLENT MEELK EES MAYDZ UV KITTEHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i no has a lolkitteh, but i has a loldoggle! my loldoggle, ‘e traiz ta eet mah fingers wenz i iz playun wif hum! ah grabs hims toooes and hims snerks at meh and is all silleh!
dis makes me want to frow up…
Why? Joo donut tink it iz teh kewt?
Charlton Heston kitteh is aghast at yer recipes.
money shot.
ftw!!!. . . . . uh oh . . . .kwikly Bongs, to higher grownd.. . i heer trollz on a rampayj..
Dis kitteh haz teh perfekt expressun fur dis capshun. I luvs it.
Hi lol folks!
I just love this foto: the baby kitty is so precious, and the allusion to “Soylent Green” is priceless.
I also love irony. In fact, think that life IS irony. So it is nice to to find a group of people who appreciate that. And I love the banter here; you-all are so funny! I’ve been reading this site for a couple of weeks now (it is now my very favorite), but I wasn’t sure about joining in on the repartee. Because, for one thing, everybody here knows each other, and you are really tight. But another thing I noticed–and I think that there is precious little of this on the Internet–is that people are mostly tolerant and kindly to each other. This is so refreshing, especially when you compare it to, say, youtube and the ugly diatribe which characterizes the comment sections there.
But finally I jumped right in, and it’s fun. My son thinks that it is ridiculous that I like such silly websites as this–I should be involved in more intelligent and literary pursuits, according to him. But I think that silly can be smart, too. And that is apparent here.
So it is time for me to say “thanks” and “bravo”. This is just what I needed at this time. Laughter, the best medicine.
Glas to has joo here, kitkay. Wud joo liek cawfee or tee? We has menny flavrs of eech. And in addition tu our regular flavrs, we now has speshul holiday flavrs: punkin spyce, jinjerbred, yeggnog, and enny udder flavr joo can tink uv! An itz compli… complee… free.
Won of my drs haz a liddle refrigorator full of water bottles in da weighting rume, and it a sine whut sez, “complimentary” on da door. I alayz git sum of teh free water wen I go dere, butt I still waiiting to heree da water say someting nice to mii. Wii awl needs compliments!
Wha? I don’t get it. someone explainz… plix