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i can has ice creem?
wif chzbgr sprinkles?
EPIC EWW
Major Pleh reeproting for dooty
happee not secondy danse.
but wiggle, twirl, stomp shuffle, tail wiggle, fall over, purr.
LOL, LURVE da fall ober an purr! Den mek ayr biskies!
Ai noo sumbuddy hoo plaid lotsa kompootar gaymes. He allso had lotsa kittehs. At leas won ob dah kittehs lyked tu halp heem plai teh gaymes. In won gayme, der were a booton dat fyred a randum weppon. Kittah kame alongs, sed “O hai!” *flop* *purr* an’ landed own teh randum weppon button. AN’ KILLDED ALL TEH BAD GUIZE.
So member, frum nao own: *flop & purr* = I KEEL ALL TEH BAD GUIZE FUR U!!
I not have kidz but lots of kids wher I liv, so we can has ice creem van awl time, evn winter. Am glad doglet does not unnerstand bout ice creem van… if he evver starts to assoss…asocccs… relise siren means ice creem den he nevver sit still again…
Up dat:
i did fallz on de strit in front of de ice creem truk n he slamd on himz braks and alllll de iscreem AND CHZBRGR sprinkels did fall allll on de strit!!! hahahahaha
PARTIIII !!!!!!!! all yu frinz invited!!!
dis Roo is my frinds kitteh and he looking SO much like dis kitteh!
oh.. all iz ice creamz it are melted.
PLEEESSS MMOOOOMMMM!!!11!! Ai needz sum munniee
Madam. it is a cat, not a child.
Tell THEM that.
true true
Poster. It is a comedy, not a classroom.
A munny? Mom! Mom! MOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOM!!!! I need a mun–Awww, just the garbage truck.
Mom, can I drive the garbage truck?
Yur garbij truks plai “Teddibares picnic”?!
Shoor. Duzn’t yurs?
Akshully soundz liek da “kittehkat piknik,” but den, what do ai know?
NOT FARE! Wen I wus a bitty kitteh mai daddie tole me dat wen teh ise creems truk playd musik, dat ment dey wuz out of ise creems. I juss fount out dats not troo! I crine about all teh sweet, cold ise creems I mist!
ooh, tuff daddeeo!
Don’t do it, kitteh! You still can has reason to live!
ya — aiys creemz.
I gawt nuffing.
Howebber - Nawt Sekont danse fur cSmall! Wut dance? Hmmmm….wut goze wif ise kreem?
hao bowt a chzbrgr-jimmie-shimmie?
Hou boutz some jiving? Elvis leikd cheezbrgrz 2 after awl.
Hao abowt Teh Dans Ov A Thowsund Choklits?
ohh!!! oooo!!! plz teech mee that one???
i luuuuvs choklits. teh darker teh btr. almos btr thn cheezburgers. (don yowl at mee, i sed almos…)
i can has choklit plz???
how bowt deh coklit cheezbergr. nom nom nom
OOOH! Hubbeee wood lurve dat wun! Speshullee if Ai thro da choklits at him as Ai remoov dem!!
B! - u and ur darling hubbee r just having too much fun!
But ai still don’t see ene dansing fur our cSmall. Suddenlee everbuddee is having fun with the choklits. Hmmmmmmmmmm. . .choklits. Oh. . .whar wuz ai?
Yes. Patrick has nawt esplayned teh interestng “Dans ov a Thowsand Choklits” - so ai think we shud go with cSmall’s stated purrfurants - teh “chzburger Jimmie-shimmie.
reddi?
jimmie jimmie shimmie shimme
nom chzburger nom nom
jimmie jimmie shimmie shimme
nom chzburger nom nom (diet pepsi pls)
an a whoooooo hooooo toooooo.
Chzburger an diet pepsi! ROTFLWAFPITA!
“Ai’d liek a tripple whopper an a large frys an a choklit shaek an, ooh! two appel piez an a small diet pepsi. Kthnxbai.”
I gess sujestin teh heelareeus Eddie Murfee ice creem dants will gets mee in trubbul.
*sigh*
cum, on trubbul. Bring yo bad self on.
*smacks head*
When will I ever learn to read the whole thread before posting?
I can hass dummass?
ah gots a can rite heer.
oh.
that’s whupazz…sry.
ceeling catz cuzzin wall cat iz in toun. thay iz gonna hook up wiv door cat and monorayl cat an paynt teh town kitteh-butt.
um, ew.
KITTEH BUTT THROWIES!!!
Big bruther kitteh, is watchin U
Whut u mean eye can’tz frow tings on goggiez below? De sew stoopy, dey neber figger owt wher ett cum frum. Eye has tu getz dem back fur chasin mi las week.
Eye haz tu putz disscliamerz herz dat eye lubs goggiez, an nowt tink de iz stoopy. An eye no dat it not nize tu make phunnie at udders expenze. Butz it wuz phunnie fur teh kitteh tu sai in teh commentz.
Dere nowz eye not bee sewed bai teh goggies fur sayin dey is stoopy?
Goggies b gud too. I haz Emmie cat (she gon naow). She HATZ de goggies. She sitz at end uv driveway, an waytz fur goggies tu cum by. She jus sitz der, she nowz goggies be ona holdy-bac ting, dey no can git her. Mi goggie neber cros her paf. She sitz ousyde rum, an he be trapt insyde. He crai, crai til Emmie moovs. But she be SWEETZ kitteh tu teh humanz. Mike cat (he be gon) be bess frendz wif goggie. Eetz sleepz playz togethor allz dai long. Goggie findz toyz an bringz tu Mike. Sum kittehs seez goggies az infeereeor beeinz, sum seez dem az frenz.
sumtiems, teh goggies IS stoopy! mah brudder’s goggie ate crayons! an a litebulb! kittehs don do dat! … do dey?
deepends on if litebulb smell liek cheezburger….
Teh smartest goggie Ai knoes et a litebulb. So, Ai are not suure if’n smarts has ennyfing 2 du wif it.
Whut? Whut’s dat? Whut’s dat u say?
U say tuday is Caturday?
Gudbye, im going out tu play!
Uncle Shelby Silverstein ref FTW!!!!
(We cans go Freekers Ball?)
“I cannot go to school today…”…Aye luvs me some Shel Silverstein!!
mai huzband an ai wer at a band competition coupl o weks ago, and we had to park wai out in bfe, and a fren said “wher are yu parked” so i said, “wher teh sidewalk ends.” an we wer. fur reel.
BEST POIM EVAH! luvs me sum Silverstein!
No really, I teach high school English, and when we do our poetry unit, after all the “classics”, I always come back to Shel Silverstein and Dr. Seuss. They were truly gifted writers, and they write about the things kids can really relate to: being kids.
Sry fur teh laps of lolcatspeek.
or mai purrsunal favrit:
“I’ve discovered how to be friends forever, there’s really nothing to it. I simply tell you what to do, and you do it!!”
ai lubs shel silverstein.
Me tu! Teh Gibbing Tree is mai favrit.
Ah, there’s a bittersweet book right there!
Cried every time I saw it in the store. (Just sitting on the shelf!)
But then former (step)family flew to the four winds. Don’t crai now at thought of book! (still good, though!)
I like the Deadly Eye of Pooglee Pie.
(You didn’t just read that, DID you??
Uh oh…..goodbye)
/by proxy
IIIIIIIIISSSSSS CRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEM MAAAAANNNNNNN!!!! i can has fujj sickel? s-keemo pai? dreem sickel?
dat’s wut i was gonna sai!
eetalian iss? bom pop?
Neeopawlitun Ai’s Creem Sammich?
Dat wut Ai’d alwaiz git wen ai wuz teh lil kitteh. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom…
well ah finks dis kitteh livz in eytllay cuz it be leenin just liek dah towurr!
I can haz Blak Kat frum Mistar Softy?
Hurreh! Hurreh! Iz almost heeeer!!
OMG! teh in-laws are awlreddy here fur Tanksgibbing!
ZOMG TEH HOLIDAZE R HEER ALREDDY?!
ai has to cuk a trkey. is onli mai second trkey evr. ai hopes ai not burn er poisn anythin.
let meh bee teh furst tu wish yu teh bess ov luck.