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i can has ice creem?
wif chzbgr sprinkles?
EPIC EWW
Major Pleh reeproting for dooty
happee not secondy danse.
but wiggle, twirl, stomp shuffle, tail wiggle, fall over, purr.
LOL, LURVE da fall ober an purr! Den mek ayr biskies!
Ai noo sumbuddy hoo plaid lotsa kompootar gaymes. He allso had lotsa kittehs. At leas won ob dah kittehs lyked tu halp heem plai teh gaymes. In won gayme, der were a booton dat fyred a randum weppon. Kittah kame alongs, sed “O hai!” *flop* *purr* an’ landed own teh randum weppon button. AN’ KILLDED ALL TEH BAD GUIZE.
So member, frum nao own: *flop & purr* = I KEEL ALL TEH BAD GUIZE FUR U!!
I not have kidz but lots of kids wher I liv, so we can has ice creem van awl time, evn winter. Am glad doglet does not unnerstand bout ice creem van… if he evver starts to assoss…asocccs… relise siren means ice creem den he nevver sit still again…
Up dat:
i did fallz on de strit in front of de ice creem truk n he slamd on himz braks and alllll de iscreem AND CHZBRGR sprinkels did fall allll on de strit!!! hahahahaha
PARTIIII !!!!!!!! all yu frinz invited!!!
dis Roo is my frinds kitteh and he looking SO much like dis kitteh!
oh.. all iz ice creamz it are melted.
PLEEESSS MMOOOOMMMM!!!11!! Ai needz sum munniee
Madam. it is a cat, not a child.
Tell THEM that.
true true
Poster. It is a comedy, not a classroom.
A munny? Mom! Mom! MOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOM!!!! I need a mun–Awww, just the garbage truck.
Mom, can I drive the garbage truck?
Yur garbij truks plai “Teddibares picnic”?!
Shoor. Duzn’t yurs?
Akshully soundz liek da “kittehkat piknik,” but den, what do ai know?
NOT FARE! Wen I wus a bitty kitteh mai daddie tole me dat wen teh ise creems truk playd musik, dat ment dey wuz out of ise creems. I juss fount out dats not troo! I crine about all teh sweet, cold ise creems I mist!
ooh, tuff daddeeo!
Don’t do it, kitteh! You still can has reason to live!
ya — aiys creemz.
I gawt nuffing.
Howebber – Nawt Sekont danse fur cSmall! Wut dance? Hmmmm….wut goze wif ise kreem?
hao bowt a chzbrgr-jimmie-shimmie?
Hou boutz some jiving? Elvis leikd cheezbrgrz 2 after awl.
Hao abowt Teh Dans Ov A Thowsund Choklits?
ohh!!! oooo!!! plz teech mee that one???
i luuuuvs choklits. teh darker teh btr. almos btr thn cheezburgers. (don yowl at mee, i sed almos…)
i can has choklit plz???
how bowt deh coklit cheezbergr. nom nom nom
OOOH! Hubbeee wood lurve dat wun! Speshullee if Ai thro da choklits at him as Ai remoov dem!!
B! – u and ur darling hubbee r just having too much fun!
But ai still don’t see ene dansing fur our cSmall. Suddenlee everbuddee is having fun with the choklits. Hmmmmmmmmmm. . .choklits. Oh. . .whar wuz ai?
Yes. Patrick has nawt esplayned teh interestng “Dans ov a Thowsand Choklits” – so ai think we shud go with cSmall’s stated purrfurants – teh “chzburger Jimmie-shimmie.
reddi?
jimmie jimmie shimmie shimme
nom chzburger nom nom
jimmie jimmie shimmie shimme
nom chzburger nom nom (diet pepsi pls)
an a whoooooo hooooo toooooo.
Chzburger an diet pepsi! ROTFLWAFPITA!
“Ai’d liek a tripple whopper an a large frys an a choklit shaek an, ooh! two appel piez an a small diet pepsi. Kthnxbai.”
I gess sujestin teh heelareeus Eddie Murfee ice creem dants will gets mee in trubbul.
*sigh*
cum, on trubbul. Bring yo bad self on.
*smacks head*
When will I ever learn to read the whole thread before posting?
I can hass dummass?
ah gots a can rite heer.
oh.
that’s whupazz…sry.
ceeling catz cuzzin wall cat iz in toun. thay iz gonna hook up wiv door cat and monorayl cat an paynt teh town kitteh-butt.
um, ew.
KITTEH BUTT THROWIES!!!
Big bruther kitteh, is watchin U
Whut u mean eye can’tz frow tings on goggiez below? De sew stoopy, dey neber figger owt wher ett cum frum. Eye has tu getz dem back fur chasin mi las week.
Eye haz tu putz disscliamerz herz dat eye lubs goggiez, an nowt tink de iz stoopy. An eye no dat it not nize tu make phunnie at udders expenze. Butz it wuz phunnie fur teh kitteh tu sai in teh commentz.
Dere nowz eye not bee sewed bai teh goggies fur sayin dey is stoopy?
Goggies b gud too. I haz Emmie cat (she gon naow). She HATZ de goggies. She sitz at end uv driveway, an waytz fur goggies tu cum by. She jus sitz der, she nowz goggies be ona holdy-bac ting, dey no can git her. Mi goggie neber cros her paf. She sitz ousyde rum, an he be trapt insyde. He crai, crai til Emmie moovs. But she be SWEETZ kitteh tu teh humanz. Mike cat (he be gon) be bess frendz wif goggie. Eetz sleepz playz togethor allz dai long. Goggie findz toyz an bringz tu Mike. Sum kittehs seez goggies az infeereeor beeinz, sum seez dem az frenz.
sumtiems, teh goggies IS stoopy! mah brudder’s goggie ate crayons! an a litebulb! kittehs don do dat! … do dey?
deepends on if litebulb smell liek cheezburger….
Teh smartest goggie Ai knoes et a litebulb. So, Ai are not suure if’n smarts has ennyfing 2 du wif it.
Whut? Whut’s dat? Whut’s dat u say?
U say tuday is Caturday?
Gudbye, im going out tu play!
Uncle Shelby Silverstein ref FTW!!!!
(We cans go Freekers Ball?)
“I cannot go to school today…”…Aye luvs me some Shel Silverstein!!
mai huzband an ai wer at a band competition coupl o weks ago, and we had to park wai out in bfe, and a fren said “wher are yu parked” so i said, “wher teh sidewalk ends.” an we wer. fur reel.
BEST POIM EVAH! luvs me sum Silverstein!
No really, I teach high school English, and when we do our poetry unit, after all the “classics”, I always come back to Shel Silverstein and Dr. Seuss. They were truly gifted writers, and they write about the things kids can really relate to: being kids.
Sry fur teh laps of lolcatspeek.
or mai purrsunal favrit:
“I’ve discovered how to be friends forever, there’s really nothing to it. I simply tell you what to do, and you do it!!”
ai lubs shel silverstein.
Me tu! Teh Gibbing Tree is mai favrit.
Ah, there’s a bittersweet book right there!
Cried every time I saw it in the store. (Just sitting on the shelf!)
But then former (step)family flew to the four winds. Don’t crai now at thought of book! (still good, though!)
I like the Deadly Eye of Pooglee Pie.
(You didn’t just read that, DID you??
Uh oh…..goodbye)
/by proxy
IIIIIIIIISSSSSS CRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEM MAAAAANNNNNNN!!!! i can has fujj sickel? s-keemo pai? dreem sickel?
dat’s wut i was gonna sai!
eetalian iss? bom pop?
Neeopawlitun Ai’s Creem Sammich?
Dat wut Ai’d alwaiz git wen ai wuz teh lil kitteh. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom…
well ah finks dis kitteh livz in eytllay cuz it be leenin just liek dah towurr!
I can haz Blak Kat frum Mistar Softy?
Hurreh! Hurreh! Iz almost heeeer!!
OMG! teh in-laws are awlreddy here fur Tanksgibbing!
ZOMG TEH HOLIDAZE R HEER ALREDDY?!
ai has to cuk a trkey. is onli mai second trkey evr. ai hopes ai not burn er poisn anythin.
let meh bee teh furst tu wish yu teh bess ov luck.
Jus be shur nawt to stuff teh turkee till yoo iz reddee tu put it in teh ovven, or yoo haz teh Salmonilla City!
(Sallmonilla rimes wif Vanilla butt iz nawt so grate, akshullee.)
butz ai don unnerstand wai I kepe Cing teh stuft mete in teh soopermarkt laetly. Stuft chicknees, poek chopps, etc. Did sumwuns chanje teh rools?
Awlso bare in mind taht turky taiks at leest an howr longr tu cuk tahn teh buks tell ju. So start erlee or ju has teh pitiful starvin peeps an teh “isn’titreddyyet? WutaruDOIN” innervenshuns from teh peeps who has been watchin teh teevee an drinkin teh coktayls awl mornin.
mayB no sweet taters. deh R orng
an teh orng wuns ar poisn!
noes, teh yammz R orninje buttz teh swete attaytos R a lite yallo – att leste hear in teh mitee fursts of britsh kolumbya. I noes coz I jest cutted my fum wile I sliceing dem fur hour rostabeast dinna 2nite.
Gud luk! I alwaes cook ebreyting but teh turkee. Tehn I donnot mess it up.
ok, frum an old (and I mean really old) turkey cooker here….make sure the critter is clean inside and out, put your seasonings on the outside; you aromatic vegetables (onion, apple….whatever you use) in the inside-and cook your dressing separately! The turkey cooks better, and no chance of salmonella from the dressing then…..oh yea, for absolutely foolproof cooking use one of those oven bags! They really work well. Have fun!
ai brine mai turkee fursts – BEST kookink gide fur a turkee newbie iz alton brown – go to foodnetwork.com an search for alton’s brine turkey or whatever. It rules.
yer nawt owld!!
yu mai b crazy, ladee, butt yer NAWT owld!
muches agreement. mai lief gots waaaaay eezier wehn i quit stuffn teh turkee.
i has a munny, heer u go
i want rokkit pop, u get sumfing 2.
Hurreh! Hurreh! Iz almost heeeeeer!
Iz Iron Chef ice creem truck. Dey haz tuna ice creem, beef ice creem, turkee ice creem. No octapuss today becuz Morrymoto on vacayshun.
Trout chip ice creem!
oh pleh! lik in get fuzzy, buckys tuna smoothie.
YAY BUCKY
Ai luf Bucky
but Ai finks Ai luf Satchel bettar
Ise veggie kitteh. don bee hatin!!!!!
do veggie peeps get tu eat teh ice cream???
U kan makes ise kreem wit soy an rice milk an stuf. It be gud nom nom. An sum veggie peeps can eats milk an egg cuz they cummin frum alive annymalz, so dose peeps can has milky ise creem like reggulir peeps.
Aye laiks da Icz kreem sanwitch purrsunalee. sepshulee wif da cookie an da moar filling. nom nom. much win.
Roach Coach!
At wun uf mi jobs dey had lunchie truck. Dey cawld it da Roach Coach. An it getz same rezponze frum dults as icee cweam truck fur kids. Eye nebber cud brwing myeself tu eetz frum eet becwse uf da namez.
ZOMG!! Da BEST ceviche Ai eber had wuz awf a roach coach! Dey beree nyse peepull, too. NOMNOMNOM!!!!
Ohh man…mean/stoopid people at home called these Mexican restaurants that were run out of vans “roach coaches.”
Best. Mexican food. EVER. Really cheap too for some reason.
I don’t think they drive around with song playing or anything though.
Kawz dehy nawt paiz heruge rentz 2 reeltaurz?
speshullee nawt “La Cucaracha”!
Ha…ewwww
The one we had at work played the Cucaracha song.
I never could figure that out.
And Asians drove it.
And sold Asian and Mexican food.
ahm ur ise creem man,
baby, ahm a one-man-band
ahm ur ise creem man,
honey, honey ah’ll be gud 2 yoo!
(too obskure me theenks)
im your ice cream man, stop me when i’m passin’ by
oh my my, i’m your ice cream man, stop me when I’m passin’ by
see now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
obskewer also, maybe?
nope!! es eethur van halen ur aerosmith, ai kin nebber keep teh two strait.
Ban Haylin FTW!!!
Arrowsmif did “Beeg 10 inch”!
sum ob mah favrits!!
Homer Simpson driving an ice cream truck…
“Why are these kids following me”?
“Oh yea, I’m driving an ice cream truck”
Speeds up………
Its mah birfdai, can i has iz creem too? Eye’ll sharz wif kitteh even.
Ob koarz U kan haz I Screems oan UR birfdai. Rmbmr, I Screems eeted oan UR birfdai haz no kaloreez 2!
Nomnomnomnom, kthanx luvs iz creems! My kitteh loves to eet it wif meh, but no choklat fur kitteh.
HB KL
) *does breif birfday dance*
I can has werk to do?
diddo, thanxbai!
Happee, happee, birfdai!!!
happee birfdae to yu. smile, al us lolfrens luvs yu!
thiiiiiis iiiis yooouur birthday song it isn’t very long, thank you!
Happy ize kreem eetin Birfdai KitteeeLovrr !!!1!!!11!
happi day!
((((((kitteeeLovrr)))))))
Happee birthday to yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu ooooooooooooouuuuu ooooooooooooou!
And may yoo can has menee, menee moar – and may they awl be verree happee!
Gloating Kitteh sez ” I gotz sum ice creem, u don got no ice creem”
…melty ice creem fallz to grownd
…..”meowahhhh”
s’ok, kitteh will liks off da flor *slurp*
eddie murphy ftw!
sprink’os, jus’ sprink’os!
Ohkay – Ai is noo to lolspik so plz bare wiv mee …
Thz piktr mkes mee luuff becawse remyndz mee ov gud frnd hoo tld hr doortr dat ai sceam vaan wuz acshully FYSH vaan!
Doortr naow nynteen and STIL beleefs!
(Ohkay, nt reely butt lykes to purr-tend stil beleefs …)
Gud use uv lolspeek. But por chile tinkin teh van full uv fishies!
cud be teh iron shef trout chip ice creem…
Noes. Iz teh Jose Ole man!
neighborhood watch kitteh OTJ.
He sees wart ur doin there.
In mai citty tehy sai teh bes krime-deterrent izza nozy nayber (kitteh)
tha nozy neighbor mai save ur life sum day….u jus nebber no.
It’s the neighbors that sleep wif ur huzband I don’t like……nawt that I would knoz this…….HAHAHAHAHAH
Ai awlways say mai husban is welkum to sleep wif udder wimmin so lawng as tehy do teh irning while they’r rown mai hows.
too phunny SJ
Pssht. Irning? Dat’s wut menfolk are for.
Gayla, how’s yur cuzzin?
Thanks for asking! Cole is doing really well– better every day. It may take up to a year for him to recover– but they are hopeful that he will make a full recovery! He still has to go back and forth to KC (about an hour away) for the therapy– and that is tiring, but he is looking and feeling a LOT better! Hayley is doing better too, has been a rough time for her, but she is getting lots of love and attention too!
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Hooray for Cole…poor Haley, this had to be really rough on her…just surround them both with love! Kids are sometimes much stronger than we give them credit for.
that just utterly made my day.
I’m happy for you and your family, Gayla – you will have a VERY thanksful thanksgiving!! (and yes, I did say thanksful, why do you ask?)
gayla, i so happeh haley an cole r duin betterer. bout 2 broked mah hart.
i sezs fanku prayr 4 dat!!!
ty awl — u iz rite……..will be berry thanksful holiday!
Gayla – I am so happy to hear taht Cole continues to recover – and making good progress. And that Haley is doing better as well. Having Cole be getting better should do her a world of good.
The husband of a very dear friend of mine was in a terrible car accident a year ago. He was so badly injured I didn’t see how he could possibly survive. But he did – he’s been in the hospital for nearly a year now – but he’s going to make a nearly full recovery.
and just a month ago another friend’s husband was struck by a car. They didn’t know for two weeks if he would live or die – but he’s now looking forward to a full recovery. Just takes time.
Hurray for modern medical techniques!!! Ain’t it grand!
And a very happy Thanksgiving to you! and everyone in your family.
thank u so much dear Janet — and to u and urs
)
mai kitteh lieked teh yogurtz n icy kreemz. wud lik n lik 2 teh bottum ov teh boll. den she wud looked at me 2 sai “moar plz!” (ai misses hur bunches n bunches)
dat is berry kyoot storee n jus rebember dat joo will alwaz hav memreez
Ai hads Hobbes kitteh who lubbed teh Hoggie-Dawgs Dulce de Leche. He camed running when him heardz duh spoon ina bowl sound, somtimz was only cerealz and hims was sooo dizapointyed!
Ai misses himz muches, two!!1
MA! THROW DOWN SUM MUNNNAAAY! THE ICE CREEM MEN R CUMMIN!!!
Thelma! Call teh Nooz Stashun… tohse kittehs ar at it in teh street agin!
Appolonia!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!1
I can has drumstik?
Ai’ll has a Fitty-Fitty Bar, plz.
Kitteh is part Ostrich, hence the telescopic neck.
Burgler kitteh tinks he heers teh polees kummin….
Cheez it! Teh cops!
Ise keem! Yay! Ise keeeeem!
Oh hai, u my naybor?
Woant u be, woant u be, pleez woant u be mai naybor?
okely diddly-dokely
Gotta zip up mai cardigun nao.
An putz on da tenny shooz!
mr rogers be died. mai he RIP.
Ice Cream Man!?
Mom! Give me a money!
please make mine strawberry.
my mother, aged 88, passed away last Thursday and was put to rest yesterday. at the end, one of the last things she said to us was that she wanted some ice cream. when we asked her what flavor, she emphatically said strawberry. the hospice nurse called her husband on his cell, told him to go and buy some strawberry ice cream that second and to bring it over. they did, and it was the last real food she ate.
thanks to everyone on ICHC for making this period go so well for me. it’s helped me keep my sense of humor, especially kitekat died for your sins.
homescribe, I never did get a chance to extend my deepest condolences for the loss of your mother.
But what a wonderful way to go – all of your loved ones gathered round.
Next time I have strawberry ice cream I will think of you and your mom. Happy memories are worth so much.
homescribe, I am sorry to hear of the passing of your mother. My mother passed in the spring, and we had a similar experience. She couldn’t really eat, but she could let that strawberry ice cream melt in her mouth. It was the only time she was really connected to us at the end. When we would tell that story to friends and relatives they would say “of course what else would she want?”
It is amazing there are people in the world like that nurse and of course ICHC. I hope your pain lessens as the days go on. Thinking of you.
thisncat … i think we should both get us some strawberry ice cream in honor of our mothers!
ty for sharing that very personal and memorable moment with us homescribe — I am sure there are few comforts more dear than our memories…..umm and maybe icecream
) *sending hugs ur wai*
A lovely,lovely thought. I’ll do it and think of you both.
Fishbat
Everyone knows that cats are just little people with fur and fangs.
little people with very big hearts. my cat hazel has been amazingly attentive to me during the period of my mother’s passing, as has my father’s cat and brother’s cat as well. all of our kittehs have been taking care of us.
dey heer 2 heel our harts.
deres sumfing bout da purring. it resonayte at certin freqwentseh – akshalleh promotes da helfy bone growth. halp uvver heeling. dat has been dokumintd.
da part bout heelin our harts – dat nawt in da sceyentifck journalls. i knowes dat in mah hart.
{{{homescribe}}}
many thanks, ittehbitee
now if i cud just get hazel to stop licking my new 20″ LCD flat screen monitor
distrak her. a liddel bits of tuna in ur hares – an she wud totalleh fergits bout da moniter. rly.
u finks i nawt srs. o – dis bee voyce ob xperients.
wun nite, mah boi wuz 10 or 11. scaramouche were on da backs ob rekliner, lickin his hares. he tried 2 moobe an she GRABB him wif bofe pawses – all 10 pointeh ends. she keeps likkin him. i laff. corse. wuz funneh.
butt den she nawt storp… i start 2 wunnerin WAI she so attrak 2 his haire. mah boi finaleh admit he had da tuna watter on his hands, so rubbed dem in haare…
hahahahahahahahaha so muches lols and awesums
They know. They absolutely know. Barney arrived at our house just a couple of days after my Dad died. He quickly became a house cat – and he slept every night with my mother for quite some time. He would snuggle up – put his littel arms around her neck and cuddle her. Tehn so by and by he would move over to my Dad’s bed.
And she was in the hospital several times after that with various problems, and everytime when she came home he would jump up on her bed and hardly budge.
I think Barney really helped her get through it. They were just a few months short of their 70th wedding anniversary. How do people get along without kittiehs?
i finks so dey doant. okeh, so r sum catless folkses owt dere. dey alife. tru.
butt finks hao mutch betterer da lifes b iff dey hadd da kittehs!! takin lesser medisins 4 da hart da bludd pressher blah-blah… sumwun 2 wunner where u is iff u doan comed hoam till layte. (basix hyooming need. margaret meed sayed dat. corse nawt in lol.)
i lurves mah kittehs. dey unnerstand a lot. dey ignoares a lot. dey can has sope opera tween eech uvvers. usualleh eben da standorfish kittehs make frens wif meh. dey can tellz hu lurve dem, an i hoapless cauze!!!
i go hoams nao an smoo mah kittehs! i smoo da ferznet 2. an da goggeh. bunneh kikk meh 2 hard, so i doan picks him up orfen. i blows him da smoos an gibs karret.
o. btw. i googled lolspeek. lotsa artikels owt dere, sum gud, sum despickabels. “ghettoization”. d00d, wayte – - WHUT?? dat wun wurser dan sum peepels hu rite heer an say, “Can’t any of you spell?” da whirrled need moar hyuumer.
wun mai kittehs tuk obber she’s sisster’s spawts- awn my bed and jumped upp on teh sinnk laik sisster hadz dun fur abowt a week aftter teh Sista Kitteh dyed. Den rezumed herz reglar programming.
I acquired my first cat, Boris, at a time when I needed a “friend”. He was about 102 when he came to me and had already out-lived two owners! The first was thought to have been Russian (though I think maybe she was Polish; Boris came with a very old-fashioned, wooden carry box with old, old flight stickers and the name “Tadeusz” on), which is why Boris was called Boris – apart from it being a very cool name for a cat!
I don’t know anymore about his first human but his second was an old lady and a neighbour of a colleague. The old lady died at home (from cancer of the pancreas) and Boris sat/slept on her bed, by her side, all through her last illness. When they had to remove the body they had to find a sweater of the lady’s for him to sit on, so he could still smell her, and he came to me with that sweater.
I took over Boris, got him some much-needed dental work (seriously bad breath from rotting teeth!) and looked after him in his old-age, as he’d looked after his previous owners. Then I got sick – Boris was the only person I had to talk to at 3am when the wolf and her cubs came out to scare me, while I was being treated for cancer. In the daytime I was fine but sometimes, at night, it was pretty frightening but at least I had Boris. He saw me through 9 months of treatment and died (heart failure) about a week after I had my last blast of radiotherapy.
I was very sensible and grown-up and held back for nearly 6 weeks before going to the nearest Cats rescue and getting Amber!
Boris and Amber both orange, but definitely not poison! I think maybe orange fur is the best for absorbing the “My life is shit” tears!
Nine months…wow…been there, done that, but for only four months. I was alone to, except for my animals. They took very good care of me…teh orunge ones (definately NOT poisen), an teh black ones ana teh stripy ones an teh white ones an teh siamese wuns and mai two dogz. Don’t know what I would have done without them. I’m ok now and still don’t know what I’d do without them.
PS Has this picture been here a long time or did I loose time? I thought this picture was on Thursday??? Tofu & Cheez on bacation or sumpin?????
Mai parents never let me get ise creem from teh ise creem man. Sed it costed too much monees. Sed I cood have ise creem frum freezer. Was gud ise creem sammiches, but I wanted teh bom pops!
Mai Granpa had a ise creem bowl full of dimes. We cood get bom pops witout even askin! An creemsicles. An fudjpops. Granpa unnerstood it was better frum teh ise creem truck. Granpas unnerstand that sort of stuf.
Yes, I b owld. 1 dime = 1 bom pop.
ise kreem!
We usedta kep teh ise kreem mans comin bak tew ower street overanoveranover cuz we wud shoutz “ISE KREEEM” frum behint ower fens.
Teh naybors didden fink wuz so funy as we did.
Mai fren gived me 2 kittehs in a beer box…onlee 3 weeks old. I fed em warm milk bout 6 tyms a day. Dey livd 2 21 an 23 yeers. Mai furst chilren.
Teh bank cud hav givd mee mortgage on dat securitee…
Muffin and Spike RIP my loves
mines kitteh was Muffin too- herz sista was Polly.
Hai Evryone I hoep u laiked mai pic
. Thar wil be moar to foloe!!!
Ice cream man <3 !!
Thanks for all the comments, btw check my site, I got more of this cat.