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Cheezburger Network Blog
needz leetl sign sayz “will wurk for cheezburger”
um put my paw on muh nose?
iz warking in strait line, srsly
but den i fallz down an pukez
Oh, I thot u seded “strate lion”. I wuz just cunfuzed. Lemme try agin.
OMG! strate lion get in teh car!
Izzat as apposed to a GAY lion r line?
I onlee wok straet lien…
….bcuz ur mien.
srsly, ossifur, iz a strate line…
…after u correkt fr teh curvacher of teh earf
sosry. yur bcc (blood catnip content) is .08. yur under arrest!
Maus, Ai luf ur nicknayme! “Maus” are whut Ai call meh bes’frens!
Fanks TC&AC. Mai full naim r “Maus König”. burgers fer u if u cn splain teh ref.
der graffik novel und auteur?
Sosry. Not graffik novel. try agin.
ja, rite – Spiegelman rote teh Maus comix.
mah bad . . . yer hiness
U is der Maus König (King) from The Nutcracker, ja?
Oops!1! Can ai luk down teh page befor ai answerz, maybeh!
Mouse King appears in Nutcracker
Dat iz – Maus Konig = Mouse King
Dingdingdingdingding! Yoo wins teh burgers! I duz Teh Nutcraker ebery Christmas an I ar teh Mouse King. Wun ob dese dais, I iz gonna beet the stoopy Nutcraker. Den eberywun culd go home erly an not hafta watch teh borin ballay stuffs. Tee hee.
Stoopy WP. Postid mai response inaa rong playce, wai down dere. I dooze it agin:
Dingdingdingdingding! Yoo wins teh burgers! I duz Teh Nutcraker ebery Christmas an I ar teh Mouse King. Wun ob dese dais, I iz gonna beet the stoopy Nutcraker. Den eberywun culd go home erly an not hafta watch teh borin ballay stuffs. Tee hee.
Oh bork. Nao dbl post. *sigh*
Gud 4 u! Ai laik maus king bettern dum ole nutcracker guy anyway. He mush maur flooffy!
Ware u do Nuzcrasher?
JAJEH, Ai putz a URL in mai replai. It shuld apeer ne year nao. Don holds ur brefs. *grumblemumble*
4got 2 sai tanks 4 bell and burgers!
Maus is wut my uzzer haf kalls meh! How strainge! I be thinkin I were teh ownly Maus!
Dere iz bazillions n bazillions (RIP Carl Sagan) uv mauses in teh wurld. You shud no dat! Lol!
noes, ai uzte 2 callz mai dotter Mows.
Please, do not insult me, boy, with your law enforcement prattle,
… what you know about the law could fit in the palm of my paw
skewz me fellers but i iz havin bad dai, late fur werk, fergetted my lunch and den dey is try to tell me i haz too much booze. dat be yur poison. i be snortin da nip….
oh crap! i didnt meen to say dat.
Laik guy hu call pleez cuz his merrywanna was stoled. (Relly happen!)
I herdz bawt dat. I lo’d so harded!
Balance Testing Cat
knows that he is not as think
as you drunk he is.
Go mi deh wai 2 shau home
Ai bed an ai wanna go taired!
naiss highkoo, K. Havz nawt scene U berry mutch laytly- alzo Jak Deff seams 2 hab dispeered agen. I miises yoo awl!
Reely, Occifur, I only had a cuppula nips wit the boyz affter werk.
Tee martunies?
Anna marnagreeta…
un free cosmy-polituns
*giggle, snort*
Free….oar foar….
Don furrget a fuzzy navel.
(But teh kitteh prolly ment a nip of kitteh nip).
I finks kitteh awlredee haz fuzzeh nabel.
no u iznt!
Hoomin: lower teh cheezburger! Iz 2 hi. cant reech.
wha?
Im drunk
*BURP*
wha?
HAI GAYLA whar u been?????? (oar did ai missed sum ob yer posted.????)
haben’t seed u ina lowng tyme…..
hey Salleh
) I haz been gone again…..buzzzzy buzzzzzzzy time of year. It is very nice to be missed!
U has been missed. Ai wus about to send out serchnreskewkitteh.
oh nos nawt the serchnreskutekitteh!
)
I not drunk. Sees how good I parked muh big bloo truck?
( don’t tell ossifer friendly I can never see over the wheel )
foollee. chill owt drinkstable, i havnt had a c#%t awl nyte.
Grissum: Did teh kitteh c whut happen?
Brass: Him no sed anyfing. Mebbe teh hoomin gots hims tung.
CSI ref FTW!!!!!
“Bad Cats
Bad Cats
Whatcha Gonna Do?
Whacha Gonna Do
When Dey Comes For U?”
bribes dem wif da nipses, ob korse
Kitteh needs to lawyer up! Judge must frow resultz of test owt! “Mah client wuz nawt impayred, he used to walking on 4 feetz, nawt 2.” QED!
I been gone agains.
Still non-employid.
Mah 5 yeer-old kitteh, Armani, went 2 teh vet lass week an is in teh LIVEH FAILURES! Vet sez 2 meybe put hims down (dis b teh worss pereod of non-employmints I eveh has!) Insted, I talks 2 teh Presydent ov Kitteh Rescoo an hims givs meh manee medycins an manyy fuds. I muss medycate Armani twiss a dai an forss feeds hims 2 – 3x a dai. It b uglees BUTT Armani b showin REEL stedy reecovery. I has no monees (on non-employmint) so Kitteh Recoo gives meh deh medycins an fuds fur free an 2 aneemal foundashens pays mah vet bills!
I onlee has 2 pays teh five dollers!!
I has knaut has tyme 2 be playin wiff mah lolfrens. Butt hai 2 allof u!!
Dis treemint will werk on Armani as long as hims knaut has teh liver cancer an I no think hims have it bcause all hims jaundice seem 2 b gawn! 2 moar weeks ov medycin an forss feeding 2 go. Meenwhile, I’s styll need 2 fine a jawb.
(PS A few monffs ago dey MRI’ed me an I has a BEGNIN brain tumor. I can has brain tumor?? I can has sum peace now?????? Dey don’t need to operayt — I juss need 2 tayk sum weirds pylls wich I has knawt done yets)
I want 2 goe back 2 BORING lyf!!!!
Lawd, CBSB, u has allot going on! *hugs to u an Armani* U 2 get bettur!
I am very sorry. I gives you sandpaper-y kiss.
My gudness cbsb. Try and members it always darkest befour teh dawns. I hope fings soon improves fur u an Armani. Manee hugs fur u.
Mazel Tov! Best wishes for a BORING 2008!
an we hoaps fer nachas fur armani.
CBSB, sawry to here about ur trubbles. U can writes vary gud lolspeek. Can u writes gud Ingerish too? If u cans, emails me at SProvost@aol.com, k? Thxbai
Loves, snorggles, hearts & stars to you both.
We’ll pray for you both.
Sending gud thots ur wai, CBSB! Hoep Armani will kontinyoo to get bettar and yoo too!
Cheezlove from dg
Hartfelt gud wooshes fer u. I haz bin egzacktly ware u are. Wilz be k sune. Meentimezez, i haz hedbutz fer u, an am sher dat teh sealing kat iz washin owt fer an ober u.
Sorry!
Happitail thots 4 u and ur kitteh fren! I’m beeming gud enerjee ur way.
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!
howly cwap!
boring lyf – yesh pleez!
*gentle*((((((((((((Armani)))))))))))
and *big, shlobbery* shmooo 2 u.
*noodgienoodgie* (ahem)
TAEK DEM BRAYNE PILLS! NAO!!!
k.
moar shmoo.
ZOMG! CBSB! Mai prayerz iz wif u an teh kitteh! *prayz*
Mucho snorgles fur u an teh floofy Armani.
Tank Ceiling Cat 4 teh Gud Peeps wot hepl dat kitteh!.
M hopin u getz teh boorin lif againz
cat butt sqrl butt, i so sry 2 heers bout armani – butt glad he showin impruvmint.
i wisht i cud halp u. iff i knowed whut kinda job u wanted, iff u wuz lukin in mah area, i wud luk 4 u, 2. iff der sum kinda way i can halps u, plz tell meh.
an plz do taked da brayne pil. i fanks gourd da kitteh rescu halp u wif medisin. mebbe der sum playce halp u 4 da hyooming medisin.
iff we lolfrenz puttz our heds togevver mebbe we can find gud resours 4 u.
Oh CBSB!!!!!
Mai kittehs an ai prey fur yoo to can has a cahm an nurmul lif fur a wile!!!!!
{hugs} iffen yooz wans em. LUK wif Armani too!
dat mremaids meh –
wut part of wut kontree yoo luking, fur wut kind of job? We haz cheezfrenz and oder frenz all obers, and mabee can halp?
CBSB! Ai senz lotza prayz to u and Armani-kitteh. Dismember: Ceiling Cat watchin’ u all tymez an wanz u 2 taykes awl dem brayn meds! So u can has health! DENS u cans wury aboot non-employdness. Health furst, mozt imprtnt of awl.
Keeping you in engrish and lolspeek prayers always…. take care
midwestern turtlol
Ahl be prayin yer kitteh gitz beddah…. iz hawd wen deyz sic, laik yer kidzus…
{hugz} Hope everything is OK soon. {more hugz}
ai hates it wen teh peepz heer hab teh hard tymes…….ai sendz u *smooos*
ai do hab a kweshun tho, how u “force feed” a kitteh??????? did teh histerical sociaty gib u armor an chane male?????
srsly, we awl misses u an wantz u to hab taht boring lif (an if u finz owt how to do taht , letz mi noes too OK??)
O boi, CBSB…u gots a lot 2 deel wif. Ai sendz u lotsa hugz en sum frendlee bashin u en Armani wif mai hed.
CBSB lotsa good ICHC folks cheerin u awn. Thinkin uv u an Armani.
CBSB… hugz from Bugs, Artie and Chipper!
Oh, CBSB! eeben under all yer stresses, yer 1st post tonite heer waz a humorous wun (above) and becuz of dat, i fink it will be going well for you (and Armani) soon. You hab much generous spirit.
If you want to say name of yer local Cat Rescoo group, I will be happy to maek donation to dem, dey be so thoughtful to you.
We is sending manee gud thoughts to you.
*cheers* hers 2 a boyrin lif!
mai thoughts n prayers be wif you CBSB n ur kitter too.
Lotts uv hugses…
{{{{{{CBSB and Armani}}}}}}
An good thoughts an prayerses as well.
CBSB….we alll luvs yu an misses yu!
Sendin u much much much good wishes for new emploiment and for healthy kitteh and for BORING lyfe very VERY soon!
CBSB – mah prayers for a qwick recovery to helf and happiness 4 teh 2 of u.
I bet Armani iz teh so elegant kitteh!.
O mah gudness. CBSB can has manee teers in eeys. Armani is sittin vrey closs on nyte stend. Fank u soe mutch fur ur well wishis. I’s miss hour reguulur talkun. Hoepin I’s gets a reel boarin jawb sun soe I can stai on ICHC all dai long.
Won foundaishen is ACTORS AND OTHERS FOR ANIMALS 11523 Burbank Blvd. • North Hollywood, CA 91601 • (818) 755-6045. Dey hepped meh owt byg tyme.
KITTEN RESCUE gayv meh all de medycin Armani’s needid. I can had dun volenteered werks fur dem.
Meh an mah kittehs libs in los angelis. I is trying 2 git jawb at deh zoo!
Teh sky is fawling!
iffen sky wuz fowling, nawt fawling, kitteh wud be habbin duks fer dinnur.
*Hick* noooo i haven’t been drinking officer… *hick* promise…
Ceiling Cat? Iz dat yoo? Howse u gets owtside?
Ceiling Cat iz ebbrywear.
An whai iz u pink? Wif floofy wingz?
*hiccup*
…..an we all no taht kitteh cant get teh auto inshurranse sinse he bited offf teh hed uv teh geico.
an haz menny poyntz awreddy. dmv finks tehy iz poynt on teh lie-since. tahts waht happinz wehn dmv finks.
wat yoo meen say alfabet bakwads?
hokey dokey.
um Z. yah, Z. ehh, z . . . z . . z . z z zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I’z a cats, I doe noze de alfabetz… evn fruntwerds. Halp!
Mmm, is dat cheezburger meat being hung toward top of the picture?
Yesh. Dat’s my Citroën. Parked in a handycap spot, you shay? Sry. I thot yu ment da truk. I dribe da big bloo truk. Whut’s “obercompensashun” mean?
obercomensashun iz wut luzer see-eee-owes gitz wen tehmz iz fyreded frum biznissis dat day haz scrood upz. coarse tehy sez tehy iz in-tytled cuz tehy haz de speshul talluntz. onliest tallunts tehy habz be teh richly furends an uh breefcais wif teh neepadz an teh moufwash.
sry fur bean politickul an mebbe sum ex-rayted. ai jus getz carryed awaiz wenz i fink ub da dumazzes hoo getz awl doze munnies, enuf ta retyre fur moastest ub usses, an foaks lyke CBSB no canz fined deesunt jobz.
das okay. I gets it. I ment teh udder “obercompensashun” tho.
dat okeh u getz politikkal. we awl gots out momints 4 our reesens.
dis caption kinda maded meh upset. wun ob MAH peev iz da drunk dribin. cost lifes. mah brudder do it. he an (i tryin 2 bees nice. tryin. tryin. – - i okeh) mah sis in law wuz dribin an i were in backs seet. dey storp at da likker store. i fot, “o dey takin it backs 2 deir hotel 2 drink.” den dey drived fru wendys an buyed a beeg coke. brudder taked wun beeg gulp, den sis in law pored in da likker. wuz rum. den we drived daown da rode, da 2 ob dem sukkin down rum-n-coke. i were so shokkt, i cudden eben SAY ennyfing.
so – i nawt upset wif da lolfolk or da lolpic. i nawt rly upset wif da caption.
wanna chokes mah brudder an sis in law. (i tryin to be nic…. tryin…. i okeh.)
(jus bareleh)
dat’z ok ibk…….ai getz ur poinyt……iz bery bery bery scary to be stuk ina vehikle taht sumwun hoo iz drinkin iz doin teh dribin an derz nuffin u kan do ’bout it sept prai u getz hom safetily……….ai hab been der miselffs, DO NOT WANT !!!!!
I’ze fien. Iss da *kar* datz wobbley!
Citroën? Mus be Yeurokitteh. Plz to go eezy on da kabbernay…
But kitteh has to trane up! Le bojoolay newvoh hits teh shelfs dis weak. He drinks de kabbernay soz nobuddy tinks he’z a litewait.
C’mon, maaaaan, plz to be givin’ mee tha keez, don’t be jokes. Srsly.
…
(Wobble)
I be dribin hoam. Iz not far. Jush–
(Thump)
Oh hai, grownd. Iz nais to meet u.
Kitteh is nawt teh drunky. He is snob-bay, and is schnubbing the fellow standin dere.
“Hmmph, I say… gud day 2 u, sir!” (Noze goez in ayr)
“But kitteh….”
“I sez gud dai!”
Kitteh iz lukkin fur Ceilin Kat, boutz ta be kerried owf en da klowdz… Maibe datz whisfew tinkin awn mai pard…sigh..
U has bad day?
sowwy ta be sew slew… iz jus wan a dose daiz, n tadaiz bin anudder… nedza nap!!
Kitteh… U herdz meh… hendz offer teh keez!
Kitteh sez: Keez?! Ai dun need no stinkin’ keez!
OMIGAWD!! so kewt! kitteh haz mee tinkin dat shud be dryving teh big red & yello truk from Kill Bill – the wun wiv “Pussy Wagon” paynted awn it. That wud be srsly srsly.
my pretense of sobriety
let me show you it
“Mai lysinz…ohyeah, is on teh bak.”
“whoooah….ai nebber seen a kitteh eat taht much nip befoar in my lief”
“melllowwww….melllowww….ohhhhhhhmmmm.”
I can has hangover?
butt ossifer……I coudnawt say da alferbet bakerds evenifin I wern’t druck.
OOppss………I meean…..
!
LOL!!!!!!!!!
that looks like my uncle.
Estonia.