no, really, i iz
ok to drive (plz. no driving under teh influence of catnip)
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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needz leetl sign sayz “will wurk for cheezburger”
um put my paw on muh nose?
iz warking in strait line, srsly
but den i fallz down an pukez
Oh, I thot u seded “strate lion”. I wuz just cunfuzed. Lemme try agin.
OMG! strate lion get in teh car!
Izzat as apposed to a GAY lion r line?
I onlee wok straet lien…
….bcuz ur mien.
srsly, ossifur, iz a strate line…
…after u correkt fr teh curvacher of teh earf
sosry. yur bcc (blood catnip content) is .08. yur under arrest!
Maus, Ai luf ur nicknayme! “Maus” are whut Ai call meh bes’frens!
Fanks TC&AC. Mai full naim r “Maus König”. burgers fer u if u cn splain teh ref.
der graffik novel und auteur?
Sosry. Not graffik novel. try agin.
ja, rite - Spiegelman rote teh Maus comix.
mah bad . . . yer hiness
U is der Maus König (King) from The Nutcracker, ja?
Oops!1! Can ai luk down teh page befor ai answerz, maybeh!
Mouse King appears in Nutcracker
Dat iz - Maus Konig = Mouse King
Dingdingdingdingding! Yoo wins teh burgers! I duz Teh Nutcraker ebery Christmas an I ar teh Mouse King. Wun ob dese dais, I iz gonna beet the stoopy Nutcraker. Den eberywun culd go home erly an not hafta watch teh borin ballay stuffs. Tee hee.
Stoopy WP. Postid mai response inaa rong playce, wai down dere. I dooze it agin:
Dingdingdingdingding! Yoo wins teh burgers! I duz Teh Nutcraker ebery Christmas an I ar teh Mouse King. Wun ob dese dais, I iz gonna beet the stoopy Nutcraker. Den eberywun culd go home erly an not hafta watch teh borin ballay stuffs. Tee hee.
Oh bork. Nao dbl post. *sigh*
Gud 4 u! Ai laik maus king bettern dum ole nutcracker guy anyway. He mush maur flooffy!
Ware u do Nuzcrasher?
JAJEH, Ai putz a URL in mai replai. It shuld apeer ne year nao. Don holds ur brefs. *grumblemumble*
4got 2 sai tanks 4 bell and burgers!
Maus is wut my uzzer haf kalls meh! How strainge! I be thinkin I were teh ownly Maus!
Dere iz bazillions n bazillions (RIP Carl Sagan) uv mauses in teh wurld. You shud no dat! Lol!
noes, ai uzte 2 callz mai dotter Mows.
Please, do not insult me, boy, with your law enforcement prattle,
… what you know about the law could fit in the palm of my paw
skewz me fellers but i iz havin bad dai, late fur werk, fergetted my lunch and den dey is try to tell me i haz too much booze. dat be yur poison. i be snortin da nip….
oh crap! i didnt meen to say dat.
Laik guy hu call pleez cuz his merrywanna was stoled. (Relly happen!)
I herdz bawt dat. I lo’d so harded!
Balance Testing Cat
knows that he is not as think
as you drunk he is.
Go mi deh wai 2 shau home
Ai bed an ai wanna go taired!
naiss highkoo, K. Havz nawt scene U berry mutch laytly- alzo Jak Deff seams 2 hab dispeered agen. I miises yoo awl!
Reely, Occifur, I only had a cuppula nips wit the boyz affter werk.
Tee martunies?
Anna marnagreeta…
un free cosmy-polituns
*giggle, snort*
Free….oar foar….
Don furrget a fuzzy navel.
(But teh kitteh prolly ment a nip of kitteh nip).
I finks kitteh awlredee haz fuzzeh nabel.
no u iznt!
Hoomin: lower teh cheezburger! Iz 2 hi. cant reech.
wha?
Im drunk
*BURP*
wha?
HAI GAYLA whar u been?????? (oar did ai missed sum ob yer posted.????)
haben’t seed u ina lowng tyme…..
hey Salleh :D) I haz been gone again…..buzzzzy buzzzzzzzy time of year. It is very nice to be missed!
U has been missed. Ai wus about to send out serchnreskewkitteh.
oh nos nawt the serchnreskutekitteh! :D)
I not drunk. Sees how good I parked muh big bloo truck?
( don’t tell ossifer friendly I can never see over the wheel )
foollee. chill owt drinkstable, i havnt had a c#%t awl nyte.
Grissum: Did teh kitteh c whut happen?
Brass: Him no sed anyfing. Mebbe teh hoomin gots hims tung.
CSI ref FTW!!!!!
“Bad Cats
Bad Cats
Whatcha Gonna Do?
Whacha Gonna Do
When Dey Comes For U?”
bribes dem wif da nipses, ob korse
Kitteh needs to lawyer up! Judge must frow resultz of test owt! “Mah client wuz nawt impayred, he used to walking on 4 feetz, nawt 2.” QED!
I been gone agains.
Still non-employid.
Mah 5 yeer-old kitteh, Armani, went 2 teh vet lass week an is in teh LIVEH FAILURES! Vet sez 2 meybe put hims down (dis b teh worss pereod of non-employmints I eveh has!) Insted, I talks 2 teh Presydent ov Kitteh Rescoo an hims givs meh manee medycins an manyy fuds. I muss medycate Armani twiss a dai an forss feeds hims 2 - 3x a dai. It b uglees BUTT Armani b showin REEL stedy reecovery. I has no monees (on non-employmint) so Kitteh Recoo gives meh deh medycins an fuds fur free an 2 aneemal foundashens pays mah vet bills!
I onlee has 2 pays teh five dollers!!
I has knaut has tyme 2 be playin wiff mah lolfrens. Butt hai 2 allof u!!
Dis treemint will werk on Armani as long as hims knaut has teh liver cancer an I no think hims have it bcause all hims jaundice seem 2 b gawn! 2 moar weeks ov medycin an forss feeding 2 go. Meenwhile, I’s styll need 2 fine a jawb.
(PS A few monffs ago dey MRI’ed me an I has a BEGNIN brain tumor. I can has brain tumor?? I can has sum peace now?????? Dey don’t need to operayt — I juss need 2 tayk sum weirds pylls wich I has knawt done yets)
I want 2 goe back 2 BORING lyf!!!!
Lawd, CBSB, u has allot going on! *hugs to u an Armani* U 2 get bettur!
I am very sorry. I gives you sandpaper-y kiss.
My gudness cbsb. Try and members it always darkest befour teh dawns. I hope fings soon improves fur u an Armani. Manee hugs fur u.
Mazel Tov! Best wishes for a BORING 2008!
an we hoaps fer nachas fur armani.