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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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feline1979

needz leetl sign sayz “will wurk for cheezburger”

 
leaf

um put my paw on muh nose?

sammidge

iz warking in strait line, srsly

kitteh mommee

but den i fallz down an pukez

 
SarahD

Oh, I thot u seded “strate lion”. I wuz just cunfuzed. Lemme try agin.

sammidge

OMG! strate lion get in teh car!

JAJEH

Izzat as apposed to a GAY lion r line?

 
 
 
Darrkwolff

I onlee wok straet lien…

….bcuz ur mien.

 
catalogical humor

srsly, ossifur, iz a strate line…
…after u correkt fr teh curvacher of teh earf

 
 
 
Maus

sosry. yur bcc (blood catnip content) is .08. yur under arrest!

Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

Maus, Ai luf ur nicknayme! “Maus” are whut Ai call meh bes’frens!

Maus

Fanks TC&AC. Mai full naim r “Maus König”. burgers fer u if u cn splain teh ref.

cSmall

der graffik novel und auteur?

Maus

Sosry. Not graffik novel. try agin.

cSmall

ja, rite - Spiegelman rote teh Maus comix.
mah bad . . . yer hiness ;-)

 
Astarid

U is der Maus König (King) from The Nutcracker, ja?

 
Astarid

Oops!1! Can ai luk down teh page befor ai answerz, maybeh!

 
 
 
JAJEH

Mouse King appears in Nutcracker

JAJEH

Dat iz - Maus Konig = Mouse King

Maus

Dingdingdingdingding! Yoo wins teh burgers! I duz Teh Nutcraker ebery Christmas an I ar teh Mouse King. Wun ob dese dais, I iz gonna beet the stoopy Nutcraker. Den eberywun culd go home erly an not hafta watch teh borin ballay stuffs. Tee hee.

 
Maus

Stoopy WP. Postid mai response inaa rong playce, wai down dere. I dooze it agin:

Dingdingdingdingding! Yoo wins teh burgers! I duz Teh Nutcraker ebery Christmas an I ar teh Mouse King. Wun ob dese dais, I iz gonna beet the stoopy Nutcraker. Den eberywun culd go home erly an not hafta watch teh borin ballay stuffs. Tee hee.

 
Maus

Oh bork. Nao dbl post. *sigh*

 
JAJEH

Gud 4 u! Ai laik maus king bettern dum ole nutcracker guy anyway. He mush maur flooffy!
Ware u do Nuzcrasher?

 
Maus

JAJEH, Ai putz a URL in mai replai. It shuld apeer ne year nao. Don holds ur brefs. *grumblemumble*

 
JAJEH

4got 2 sai tanks 4 bell and burgers!

 
 
 
 
starling

Maus is wut my uzzer haf kalls meh! How strainge! I be thinkin I were teh ownly Maus!

Maus

Dere iz bazillions n bazillions (RIP Carl Sagan) uv mauses in teh wurld. You shud no dat! Lol!

 
kiwican

noes, ai uzte 2 callz mai dotter Mows.

 
 
 
 
leaf

Please, do not insult me, boy, with your law enforcement prattle,

stend

… what you know about the law could fit in the palm of my paw

 
 
dogbotherer

skewz me fellers but i iz havin bad dai, late fur werk, fergetted my lunch and den dey is try to tell me i haz too much booze. dat be yur poison. i be snortin da nip….

oh crap! i didnt meen to say dat.

JAJEH

Laik guy hu call pleez cuz his merrywanna was stoled. (Relly happen!)

Darrkwolff

I herdz bawt dat. I lo’d so harded! :D

 
 
 
KickahaOta

Balance Testing Cat
knows that he is not as think
as you drunk he is.

JAJEH

Go mi deh wai 2 shau home
Ai bed an ai wanna go taired!

 
kiwican

naiss highkoo, K. Havz nawt scene U berry mutch laytly- alzo Jak Deff seams 2 hab dispeered agen. I miises yoo awl!

 
 
cratz

Reely, Occifur, I only had a cuppula nips wit the boyz affter werk.

sammidge

un free cosmy-polituns

*giggle, snort*

Darrkwolff

Free….oar foar…. ;)

cratz

Don furrget a fuzzy navel.

(But teh kitteh prolly ment a nip of kitteh nip).

 
Darrkwolff

I finks kitteh awlredee haz fuzzeh nabel. ;)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
KittehLurve

Hoomin: lower teh cheezburger! Iz 2 hi. cant reech.

 
salleh

HAI GAYLA whar u been?????? (oar did ai missed sum ob yer posted.????)

haben’t seed u ina lowng tyme…..

gayla34

hey Salleh :D) I haz been gone again…..buzzzzy buzzzzzzzy time of year. It is very nice to be missed!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

U has been missed. Ai wus about to send out serchnreskewkitteh.

gayla34

oh nos nawt the serchnreskutekitteh! :D)

 
 
 
 
 
Daisy the Curly Cat

I not drunk. Sees how good I parked muh big bloo truck?

stend

( don’t tell ossifer friendly I can never see over the wheel )

typingisnotactivism

foollee. chill owt drinkstable, i havnt had a c#%t awl nyte.

 
 
 
Patrick

Grissum: Did teh kitteh c whut happen?

Brass: Him no sed anyfing. Mebbe teh hoomin gots hims tung.

 
 
cat_butt_squirrel_butt

“Bad Cats
Bad Cats
Whatcha Gonna Do?
Whacha Gonna Do
When Dey Comes For U?”

Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

bribes dem wif da nipses, ob korse

 
 
divageek

Kitteh needs to lawyer up! Judge must frow resultz of test owt! “Mah client wuz nawt impayred, he used to walking on 4 feetz, nawt 2.” QED!

 
cat_butt_squirrel_butt

I been gone agains.

Still non-employid.

Mah 5 yeer-old kitteh, Armani, went 2 teh vet lass week an is in teh LIVEH FAILURES! Vet sez 2 meybe put hims down (dis b teh worss pereod of non-employmints I eveh has!) Insted, I talks 2 teh Presydent ov Kitteh Rescoo an hims givs meh manee medycins an manyy fuds. I muss medycate Armani twiss a dai an forss feeds hims 2 - 3x a dai. It b uglees BUTT Armani b showin REEL stedy reecovery. I has no monees (on non-employmint) so Kitteh Recoo gives meh deh medycins an fuds fur free an 2 aneemal foundashens pays mah vet bills!

I onlee has 2 pays teh five dollers!!

I has knaut has tyme 2 be playin wiff mah lolfrens. Butt hai 2 allof u!!

Dis treemint will werk on Armani as long as hims knaut has teh liver cancer an I no think hims have it bcause all hims jaundice seem 2 b gawn! 2 moar weeks ov medycin an forss feeding 2 go. Meenwhile, I’s styll need 2 fine a jawb.

(PS A few monffs ago dey MRI’ed me an I has a BEGNIN brain tumor. I can has brain tumor?? I can has sum peace now?????? Dey don’t need to operayt — I juss need 2 tayk sum weirds pylls wich I has knawt done yets)

I want 2 goe back 2 BORING lyf!!!!

SarahD

Lawd, CBSB, u has allot going on! *hugs to u an Armani* U 2 get bettur!

 
Daisy the Curly Cat

I am very sorry. I gives you sandpaper-y kiss.

 
bubbyscranky

My gudness cbsb. Try and members it always darkest befour teh dawns. I hope fings soon improves fur u an Armani. Manee hugs fur u.

 
JAJEH

Mazel Tov! Best wishes for a BORING 2008!

 
 
snorgler