I’M GOING TO THE STORE
U WANT ANYTHING?
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capped and submitted by: Kiersten
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Gimme 3 mice and maib a side ordah ah feesh?
3 meeces, side ordah feesh, and one not second danse fur u!
furst evah post an da furst?
Yez…. iz my 1st subbmission that made teh frunt page. i maded a few more, but they iz still on voting pagez….. u’d have to look reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaly hard to find them. Thx again for teh comment!
Kiersten
Luik Dude, fur teh lazt tyme, put down karpet, so I kan haz trackshon.
I ated u last cheezburger, i go gets mroe?
da wordpress diddunt showz yer komint wen i posteded minezez. i feelz lyk bigg dummee fer sayin bout da same fing. too-shay.
moar cheezburgerz, plzktnx
i gota has moar cheezburg.
I gotz a feevah, and teh only perscripshun is moar cheezburgers.
u wants a side order of fries and a soda with dat?
At ower howse dat postjuer meens
“Lets teh sownd of mai voise gaides joo to mai food bowl”
N et comz right bfaor da ankle nips en teh paw swatz cuz joo didden pay ‘tenshun fast enuff…
My next-door cat (female) does this every time I open the front door!
Ais lukkie just gets bioooootiful kitteh balleys
stepstep, lookbak, maaauw
stepstep, lookbak, maaauw (Sillee hoomin, joose sposed to foller me)
stepstep, lookbak, maaauw (Repeet till hoomin give up an kitteh bellie ful of nomnom)
Kitteh balleys is gratest - mai Upstairsz Cat duz this.
Downstairz Cat too impaitiant - stanz on footpawz nex to me wiv forepaws on cubored an leanz an happi-hed-buttz on mai leg while I get fud readee, like “…sorree ai ignor you mosta time…at dis moment i relise wot speshul bond we hav…is tru…hurree up wiv dat can opner…”
Dis is da wai in ower howse tooz. Wen da kittehs luuk liek dis, day are sayin “i dun fink joo unnerstand: ower kitteh boles ar EMPETEE! Fill dem nao! kkthxbai!”
Wen Ai com hoem, mai kitteh EEDER sais
“Ai’s bin awl aloen, awl dai an Ai wuz loenlee an yu needs to gib me mennee snorgles an Ai’s gonna ty maisef roun yur ankuls so yu neber leev heom agin!!”
OAR she sai “O, itz yu. hi”
Jus lyke mai hows, cept dair be a wares mah treets, dumaz inkloodid.
Upstairz Cat: Ai bin awl alooon wiv dis ijit awl dai! How cud you?!
Downstairz Cat: O, you go out? I din notis.
At mah howse it can also meen, “com luk - Simon did sunthin nawty!!!” Liek nokkin ovur teh trash or diggin in teh ferns. BlooMax tattuls on Simon all teh time.
“Simon” is grate naym fore kitteh! Rite up tehre wit cawlin yur iggyuanna “Sean”
Hahaha..ya teh pillz in my gushifuds- dats rreeeelly funnee (stoopy hoomin) *phtooee..stalks out*
nah, ise gud.
K….needs gooshy foods, stinkee fishees, crunchee munchees and, oh, a six-pack of Bud … gots it … back in a flash!
u read two lumps? or did u get gooshyfood 2d hand
I fink we all uze gooshy fud - but da 2 lumps ROOLZ! Ebeneezer & SNOOCH!!!!
HUH? wazzat meen????? ai feel sew owt ob it, ai don getz it…..
plz to splain…….kthxbai.
Is online cat comic.
Le’t see if I can post a link.
Nope! Didn’t work. But the web site is at twolumps.net
fank u ! ai shawl goez an sees it…..
Well…. the kitteh looks like it iz leavin teh howz to go out or something….. maybe he/she’s goin out to teh store so teh kitteh be askin if u wants anything. U getz it nao?
oh dat partz ai got, iz teh “two lumps” dat throweded me……
????
Neber hurd of two lumps ….I musta heard it sumwherz … “gooshy foods” … is jus fun to say …. “gooshy gooshy gooshy” …. heh
Ai orderz u a pizza but Ai eated it!
(An deliburry boi too…
For the last time, I WILL NOT PICK UP A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS!
Ib U askz 4 a Single Malt, daht wood be diffrint tho.
i can has pinoh nwahh?
Ennyhting but Merlow!
I won’t trink teh Merlow!
How aboutta nice bottel of chateau marmoset?
Sideways ref FTW!!
(ackshully ai laiks teh merlo so pbbbbtttt)
OT……fur teh edifcashun ob mi lolcat frenz……..ai onct resideded in teh bery hart ob teh whyne cuntrii ob californy……..an der ai lernded taht teh “Merloww” iz teh onli red whyne taht wil nawt gib u hedake if u allerjic 2 te red whyne…….
sumfin ’bout hystamimez, ai useded to gets teh horribbobble hedakez frum red whyne, noes taht’s nawt waht ai wanteded to sai,
tris agin……. red whyne haz hystaimez in it, sew if u hab teh sinuz problemz, red whyne wil prolly gib u a hedake………( whyte whyne do nawt hab thseo tings…..sew eesier to drinkies if u hab teh bad sinuz..)
der u ar moar tahn ebber wantede to noes bout teh red whyne !!!!!
Taht iz teh verree yusful informinayshun, Salleh, an Ai shall be maekin full yus ob it! Tankyu!
Me 2!
mai cowurker has a pinoh nwahh vineyard here in orygun … dem grapez makez teh bestest pinoh
duz himz bottlez himz own grawps or sellz to begger vineyard! I member whenz da furst vineyards started in orygun. Weiz haz sum ub da bestest red whines. And the pear brandy is ta die foar!
-Had boatz in Newports libed in Pootland, drove fru wine countri awl da tim!
nom,nom, slurp!
momcat
hay, samll whird agin…….ai useded to lib in Newport, bak ina dawn ob tyme, (1968/9) awn teh peninsula……..haz a goggie at taht tyme, germany Shepard maned “Anjoo” waz wunnerful goggie,
he wood go up to peeps plaing frizzlebee awn teh beech an telz tehm “oh ai lub to plai frizzlebee” an he wood plai nise fur awhilz an den he wood com up to dem wif teh frizzlebee in his mouff, and sai (stil wif frizzlebee in mouff) “oh hai, ai fergotted to tel u mi odder favoright gaem………..TUGOWAR!”"
I can has car keys?
Onlee 4 teh Canyonero.
Aslo lipstik, if iz teh Ladee Canyonero.
sins wen duz Toonces need keyces? (or lysenz?)
I going to NicDonalds, they has cheezburgers, Mmmmmmm qua…..kwar……really big cheezburger.
Uh, I’ll have a…
What am I saying, you’ll just eat it.
onli tooo truu……..sigh…..
Okey, sew free cheezburgrs - wun wif noe pikulz, seven shainee divaisez, an a biggur pawt fr teh Patugoneeyen kitn vaiyn.
lofe a bred, ‘tainer a milk, stick a buttah! a-member dat?
yesh, yesh i do. i iz full of old 2day.
naw- dats da peace porrige! members?
peace porrige souns kinda gud……
momcat
of coarse i member dat…dats whut mama sed!
lol
I a-member, I membered! I so lurved dat wen I was a littel kid!
Wow, I thot I wuz teh onlee wun hoo remmemmered dat wun! LOL
nope…der is lotz of us…weze not owld…weze vintage!