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I’M GOING TO THE STORE

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U WANT ANYTHING?

photo: ICHCF
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Inu

Gimme 3 mice and maib a side ordah ah feesh?

Kat

3 meeces, side ordah feesh, and one not second danse fur u!

 
 
spanna

furst evah post an da furst?

Kiersten

Yez…. iz my 1st subbmission that made teh frunt page. i maded a few more, but they iz still on voting pagez….. u’d have to look reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaly hard to find them. Thx again for teh comment!

Kiersten :)

 
 
paws4thot

Luik Dude, fur teh lazt tyme, put down karpet, so I kan haz trackshon.

 
Hitta

I ated u last cheezburger, i go gets mroe?

Ivory Bill

da wordpress diddunt showz yer komint wen i posteded minezez. i feelz lyk bigg dummee fer sayin bout da same fing. too-shay.

 
 
 
Tyco

I gotz a feevah, and teh only perscripshun is moar cheezburgers.

 
Kiersten

u wants a side order of fries and a soda with dat?

 
 
Gober

At ower howse dat postjuer meens
“Lets teh sownd of mai voise gaides joo to mai food bowl”

lourdesmont

N et comz right bfaor da ankle nips en teh paw swatz cuz joo didden pay ‘tenshun fast enuff…

Paul

My next-door cat (female) does this every time I open the front door!

 
Gober

Ais lukkie just gets bioooootiful kitteh balleys
stepstep, lookbak, maaauw
stepstep, lookbak, maaauw (Sillee hoomin, joose sposed to foller me)
stepstep, lookbak, maaauw (Repeet till hoomin give up an kitteh bellie ful of nomnom)

Sekhmet

Kitteh balleys is gratest - mai Upstairsz Cat duz this.
Downstairz Cat too impaitiant - stanz on footpawz nex to me wiv forepaws on cubored an leanz an happi-hed-buttz on mai leg while I get fud readee, like “…sorree ai ignor you mosta time…at dis moment i relise wot speshul bond we hav…is tru…hurree up wiv dat can opner…”

 
 
 
Zippy

Dis is da wai in ower howse tooz. Wen da kittehs luuk liek dis, day are sayin “i dun fink joo unnerstand: ower kitteh boles ar EMPETEE! Fill dem nao! kkthxbai!”

 
Ambercat

Wen Ai com hoem, mai kitteh EEDER sais
“Ai’s bin awl aloen, awl dai an Ai wuz loenlee an yu needs to gib me mennee snorgles an Ai’s gonna ty maisef roun yur ankuls so yu neber leev heom agin!!”
OAR she sai “O, itz yu. hi”

Ivory Bill

Jus lyke mai hows, cept dair be a wares mah treets, dumaz inkloodid.

 
Sekhmet

Upstairz Cat: Ai bin awl alooon wiv dis ijit awl dai! How cud you?!
Downstairz Cat: O, you go out? I din notis.

 
 
Duffy

At mah howse it can also meen, “com luk - Simon did sunthin nawty!!!” Liek nokkin ovur teh trash or diggin in teh ferns. BlooMax tattuls on Simon all teh time.

Ambercat

“Simon” is grate naym fore kitteh! Rite up tehre wit cawlin yur iggyuanna “Sean”

 
 
lovcharliecat

Hahaha..ya teh pillz in my gushifuds- dats rreeeelly funnee (stoopy hoomin) *phtooee..stalks out*

 
 
 
Menopaws

K….needs gooshy foods, stinkee fishees, crunchee munchees and, oh, a six-pack of Bud … gots it … back in a flash!

Brandon_ha

u read two lumps? or did u get gooshyfood 2d hand

dapanferkitteh

I fink we all uze gooshy fud - but da 2 lumps ROOLZ! Ebeneezer & SNOOCH!!!!

salleh

HUH? wazzat meen????? ai feel sew owt ob it, ai don getz it…..

plz to splain…….kthxbai.

Kim

Is online cat comic.
Le’t see if I can post a link.

Kim

Nope! Didn’t work. But the web site is at twolumps.net

 
salleh

fank u ! ai shawl goez an sees it…..

 
 
Kiersten

Well…. the kitteh looks like it iz leavin teh howz to go out or something….. maybe he/she’s goin out to teh store so teh kitteh be askin if u wants anything. U getz it nao?

salleh

oh dat partz ai got, iz teh “two lumps” dat throweded me……

 
 
 
 
 
Menopaws

Neber hurd of two lumps ….I musta heard it sumwherz … “gooshy foods” … is jus fun to say …. “gooshy gooshy gooshy” …. heh

 
 
 
Starknight

Ai orderz u a pizza but Ai eated it!

(An deliburry boi too… ;)

 
Brandon_ha

For the last time, I WILL NOT PICK UP A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS!

paws4thot

Ib U askz 4 a Single Malt, daht wood be diffrint tho.

thisncat

I won’t trink teh Merlow!

gremlin

How aboutta nice bottel of chateau marmoset?

 
SJ

Sideways ref FTW!!

(ackshully ai laiks teh merlo so pbbbbtttt)

 
salleh

OT……fur teh edifcashun ob mi lolcat frenz……..ai onct resideded in teh bery hart ob teh whyne cuntrii ob californy……..an der ai lernded taht teh “Merloww” iz teh onli red whyne taht wil nawt gib u hedake if u allerjic 2 te red whyne…….

sumfin ’bout hystamimez, ai useded to gets teh horribbobble hedakez frum red whyne, noes taht’s nawt waht ai wanteded to sai,

tris agin……. red whyne haz hystaimez in it, sew if u hab teh sinuz problemz, red whyne wil prolly gib u a hedake………( whyte whyne do nawt hab thseo tings…..sew eesier to drinkies if u hab teh bad sinuz..)

der u ar moar tahn ebber wantede to noes bout teh red whyne !!!!!

 
Ambercat

Taht iz teh verree yusful informinayshun, Salleh, an Ai shall be maekin full yus ob it! Tankyu!

 
 
 
 
homescribe

mai cowurker has a pinoh nwahh vineyard here in orygun … dem grapez makez teh bestest pinoh

gascat

duz himz bottlez himz own grawps or sellz to begger vineyard! I member whenz da furst vineyards started in orygun. Weiz haz sum ub da bestest red whines. And the pear brandy is ta die foar!
-Had boatz in Newports libed in Pootland, drove fru wine countri awl da tim!
nom,nom, slurp!

momcat

salleh

hay, samll whird agin…….ai useded to lib in Newport, bak ina dawn ob tyme, (1968/9) awn teh peninsula……..haz a goggie at taht tyme, germany Shepard maned “Anjoo” waz wunnerful goggie,

he wood go up to peeps plaing frizzlebee awn teh beech an telz tehm “oh ai lub to plai frizzlebee” an he wood plai nise fur awhilz an den he wood com up to dem wif teh frizzlebee in his mouff, and sai (stil wif frizzlebee in mouff) “oh hai, ai fergotted to tel u mi odder favoright gaem………..TUGOWAR!”"

 
 
 
 
 
 
paws4thot

Onlee 4 teh Canyonero.

sish

Aslo lipstik, if iz teh Ladee Canyonero.

 
 
Teho

sins wen duz Toonces need keyces? (or lysenz?)

 
 
jakeradz

I going to NicDonalds, they has cheezburgers, Mmmmmmm qua…..kwar……really big cheezburger.

 
D.R.

Uh, I’ll have a…

What am I saying, you’ll just eat it.

salleh

onli tooo truu……..sigh…..

 
 
LOLDemon

Okey, sew free cheezburgrs - wun wif noe pikulz, seven shainee divaisez, an a biggur pawt fr teh Patugoneeyen kitn vaiyn.

 
Sabrina

lofe a bred, ‘tainer a milk, stick a buttah! a-member dat?

good old whatshername

yesh, yesh i do. i iz full of old 2day.

gascat

naw- dats da peace porrige! members?
peace porrige souns kinda gud……

momcat

 
 
Lora

of coarse i member dat…dats whut mama sed!
lol

Sabrina

I a-member, I membered! I so lurved dat wen I was a littel kid!

CrazyOldLady

Wow, I thot I wuz teh onlee wun hoo remmemmered dat wun! LOL

Sabrina

nope…der is lotz of us…weze not owld…weze vintage!