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picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder, lol caption: Mike Rowe <– Eh? u teh durty jobs dood Mike Rowe?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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dis cation be purrfect alreddy, no can inpurrve
Mai thots xackly.
heemz checkin on closet cat in Narnia.
brb,
goying ta meet de ize cream truck.
Kittehs - faster than the speed of sight
Wow. That’s profound, and hilarious. I love it!
kitteh had to take bathroom brake.
Du deh tippy-toe dans fur Tina.
tippy-tap, tippy-tap, tippy-tap
cross legs
hippy hop, hippy hop
ruuuuuun
weird - appretnly i wuz nawt nawt second.
Tina showed as fursty 4 loooong time. Den, sudonle 4 overs popped N a hed. Wut gibes?
Immodium not wurkin yet
***dis be gud escuse when Mr Occifer Cop pullz yu ober for sepeed…spuee…fer drivin too fast***
duznt awaiz wurk. I frew up onna Occifer Cop, oar rite front uv him, 2 drivwaiz befur mai howse….I tried to ’splain, he no lissen.
Folloed me into drivewaze after, an gibbed me ticketz.
(and no, wuznt drunks. Wuz bad sik, middul uv dai, leeved wurk errleee.)
poor baby! Yu shoulda puked ON him….!! Any good cop would have left you with just a warning!
“OMG OCCIFER, CAN HAS TINKLETIEM RITE NAO??!?!?!??” duzzn’t wurk nither.
“Escuze meh, Occifer Jurkface, I has to barf” “Dat’ll be 80 dollars”
U shulda complayned to hiz supurvizor!
awwww po po dapan! *pat pat* sum occiferz dey nawt fink wif all demz marblez but eez lossa gud wanz owt dere wifout stoopy diseeze…i sry u had tu go fru dat…
to add storee - mah cowerker has gottend owt ob tikket claimin emergencee tee tee! she was speedinz an cop pull ober n she gotted owt ob car n he all “WOT U DOIN GETZ INSIDE!” (was no lion btw) n she sed “I has tu tee tee!” n he sed, “u speedin, get in car” n she started tu walk tu side ob rode she sed “I HAS TU GO!” n he letted her dribe home.
een all honestee joo dun has tu pull ober till joo feel safes tu stop sew if joo has tu tee tee or pook wate til joo get at leezt tu spot joo can akomplish dis task (n if occifer be stoopy pls tu be sure to do eet on heem, no supervisor weel allow fer bad treetmintz fer uncontrollibl body funktionz (altho i cannea tell dah boyz tu tee tee on heem shooz).
I fink da tee tee storee is da best!
I did conte..cunes…argoo da tikkit, an gawt it goed ‘way (but da part were mai shuranse had lappsed? Nawt so grate, akshully. But dat wuz TOADILLY mai falt.)
we calls dat “bio-break”.
gotta chase a maus…. tee hee…
maus… plz doan letted kitteh caught u. luk like funs. nawt so grate akshally.
empty picture is empty.
invisible cat
NOOO kitteh I said I want you to PAUSE not to see ur PAWS……..sheesh.
EYE SAWZ A CHEZBURGAH!
EYE SWARR!
Sillah kitte, no chezbugah 4 joo
Here I am - Gone!
Akt liek wherebbur yur at, *DATZ* da plaec ta bee.
Hare 2day, goon 2morrow.
if you have a kitteh…. hair today will be multiplied tomorrow……
Wun ting for shur wen yoo haz kitteh - hiz fuzz will outlast him!
If u is lookin 4 me, I just lefted!
u kanot maek me half mi pikshure taken wif a piwwo dat color!!
to: older lols
‘member win pink an gray wus favrite culor comeBnaton?
Me mommie had chevy dat culor. 1956 I tink.
Wee hads Studebaker wis taht colors. Saem yeer, tu, I fink.
Us had a baffroom in dose collers. Weerd.
Quik! The first recorded pic of downloaded cat…still at large and elusive
“Brb” is the tag he leaves to taunt
I has a collidge professur is named Mike Rowe - not dirty jobs dood.
Dat is a shaem. He has teh hawtness.
Sarah joo sew cyoot ^^ keh keh
thecheezburgerfactory seems to be down at the moment
i can has shutter lag?
Invisible LOLcat?
Invisible CAT. Visible LOL
Supakitteh gwine ta sayv da day! Mus fine cayp….
McCavity, I presume?
excellent Cats reference!!
Pleh to “Cats”! Taht is poor imitayshun od teh orijinal sorce: “McCavity” iz pome by TSElliot, in teh collection “Ole Possum’s Buk ob Praktickle Cats”
Yoo may seek him n da basement
yoo may look up n de air
but aye tell you wunce adn wunce again!
McCavity’s not dere!
Himz owtwordlie respektibul (Dey says, himz cheets at kards)
And hims pawprintz r nawt finded in enny fail of Scotlund Yard’s
I apologize, forgot TSElliot…forgive me?
Hmmm, well oenlee if yu prawmiss to reed teh hole ob “Possum’s buk….” an mebbee a bit ob “Teh Wasteland” tooo!
TSEliot wun ob mai favrit poits; hims verree, verree, super-clever an edumacaayted. Sed hi didunt ekspect enneewun to get awl ob teh refrenses in hims pomes, infac yu shud verree smart if yu get ennee ob tehm!
WIN!!!
Action Kitteh Takes Action.
nature calls…
*goes to anshwer phone call*
nao …(busy)ON TEH PHONE
Ninja Kitteh has purrfektd hims stelf-like abilitees.
not so purrfekt cuz we cans sees hiz feets!
u must repeet last 2 yrs of yr ninja traineng.
Fizzisist Kitteh haz jus demunstraytid Brownian Motion.
All hiz molokyools haz lept tu wun sied at teh saem tym.
wich iz a neet trik at partees, wen yu applie it to teh hostessesses unnerwaer!
teh heh!
But tehn you mite get linched by teh uther phsi… scien… smart gize who don get invited to tohse kinda partees.
HGTTG!
yup! Full marx, clect yur cheezburger an goe to tawp ob teh class!
OOhhh…gotses a “Hitcherhikers Guidesez teh teh Galaxiezz” fanz heres…
Iz grate, aktually.
is not the durtee jobz Mike… is the Mike that got sood for makingz MikeRoweSoft.com a long tiem ago!
gone fer cheezbergr. nom nom
Mowsie ringing doorbell …