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Dreaming of katnips to come!
teh rare patagonian kitteh vine iz nawt for eatins. Iz very poisonus. Altho - many peoples fall into this fluffy trap and are poisoned by the kitteh vine every yeaer.
Teh oranj wunz ar poyzunus, too.
Sew oranj blosumz awn patagneeyen kitteh vaiyn b dubul poyzunus?
Noe noe noe! iffin u luffs da poysin orinj onez enuf (cuz u noe dey are mutch malinned) day luffs u bettr dan ne udder kinda kitteh - I noes dis fur a fact
Only foist kitteh iz poysinus. Secun kitteh iz anteedote.
end venshullee u haz mewnity
Purrrhapz u jest xpoez urself tu littel wunz tu bild up ur mewnitee. Dat sownd liek gud ideeya?
Iz scientificullee purrooven!!
:Lol
Der vine turn der kittehs orng an mak dem posn.
i saww wun but i noe eetd it
First?
Kittehs say:
We are not Seye-meez. How dis happen?
OMG! they is so cute, I are speechless with nothing clever to sayz..
mee 2.
mee 3!!
i can’t get the ‘awwww’ out of my head
Dats cuz dey awww-inspiring!
Mee foar! Do. Want.
DO WANT WANT WANT is da onliest fing i cud fink ob 2, Hab nawt red udder commints uet (I’s be at teh wurk), but ai wunderz iffen yu can git dis bine frum Burpee’s oar Park’s oar sum web sight. Mebbe sumwun noes.
whut r rong wif mah compewter??? i cant see da pic. luk like green mess….
*Splort!!* Mah hed jus’ asploded frum teh ovurlode uv kewtness!
Kleen-up on isle free. Call the Cyuteness Crash Cart.
Nex time, iamhoof. plz to pertect ur hed wif eeder a Chikkin Hed Rubber Glub (wif lubbly drawrings on it) or, if u has teh floofly hairs like me, a byootiful rubber swim cap frum teh 60s wif teh contrasting flowers on it.
I iz SO glad I bememberd mine today!
I member does rubber swim caps wit teh flaowurs!! Me n my lttle siser hazd em when we wus small grls swimmin in Lake Michigan alla time. Taut we was soo kewl!
DO want!
So kyoot, I gotz nothin’
Wate, wate… gotz 1 nao:
“kittehz tuch poizen spindle (mus b oranj, rite?) n sleepz 4 100 yrs until prince bringz teh majik chhzeburger,
den eberbuddy hv happy menage a trois!”
Woodent taht be “menage a orang?”
orange a trois?
Marmalad a l’oronj?
Kitteh a l’Orange?
Is juss 2 segments of teh kitteh oranj?
Lame - but I fixated by kyooot beauteousness of kittehs. No hedsplort, juss pool of drool.
Maibe iz “Teh Luv 4 3 Oranjez”
Berry nize musikz by Prokoff.. Prokoffe… teh Roosin Guy!
He hed 3 oranj kittehs n dats wai he wrode “Luf of 3 Oranjez”
N dey marsh 1 behin udder - pum pa pum pa POOM POOM PA!
Sowns laik teh third kitteh needz to cut back awn teh kibbles.
sounz liek a gud ideer. yoo tell him. isle watshc frum heer.
Kitteh, ju is too fat. Ju goes POOM POOM PA an teh udder kittehs go pum pa pum pa. Heer is teeny tiny bowl of kibbles from teenytiny Ingland. Iz kwite enuff fud.
*Piteous mew*
Nao, kitteh, ju cannawt has moar.
*Eben moar piteous mew, an beeeeeg sorrowful eyeses*
Nao, kitteh, is nawt gowin tu werk, ju needs tu lose teh wate.
*Hisssssmreowwrrrrftttt*
Kitteh, dat’s nawt nice. Ai only has ur best intrests at hart.
*Hisssssmroewwrrftttt scratchy bitey multippul lasserayshuns*
Okay kitteh, hav sum moar kibbles. Ai is gowin to lie down an bleed for a bit.
dowan tell me taht u habben’t haz teh wurstest ob awl teh kitteh mews……..
teh drededed……..SILENT MEOW !!!!!!! wheer dey r sooooo starbin tath tehy habben’t eben gotz enuff strenth to maek a SOUN !!! oh noes iz teh mostest pitifulust saddest ob teh kitteh sonds……..( r nawt sonds acktualli) awl tehy kan do iz openz tehir mouffs a liddle bit ….an tenh ….no sond comez oawt………..( teh wuns hoo r rilly rilly gud atz it dont eben maek a swieek…..nuffin……..)
*dies* dem be casting silent spellses. Teh Imperius Spell, soes teh hooman will gif teh kitteh everyfing teh kitteh wantses!
dat is sew tru! Ah may tink ah juss gabe dem gooshie fude a few howers ago, butt ah muss b rong!. dat kitteh is so pittifool dat he needs a wittle kwunchee taweet
SJ - Sallleh - TC and pm. Hao u noes ur kittehs. Poor SJ, up thar, bleedin awl alone bai herself, when awl she wanted to do wuz help teh poor liddle kitteh.
And Salleh - teh week, pathetic SILENT MEIOW!!! The wurst fur shur!
I b theenkin, shud b ‘munch a trois’!
Munch ado about nuttin’
(Si LOTB comment about eleben from teh top)
Dis plant berry poizunus, just if u luk ad it, or tuch it, yer hed splodes!
mah hed splodes frum de 2 mush kyoot!!
Makin plantz gro iz teh hard wurk. we can haz fotosin… pohtosynth… makin teh fuud frum snoozin in teh sunliet?
Snoozin in teh sunliet…do want!
yew has fergoten too latonize teh speciez name!
They’s like ying and yang!
http://www.wannasmile.com
Well, apart from teh fact that they’re both teh same culler and facing teh saim wai, yes, sackly laik taht.
yang an moer yang?
Yang skwared…err, rownded…
yang to teh powah ob 2!
Dat wunt luk so nize!
ai wud feedz dem n watur dem n nayme dem Phred and Ginger!
*splort*
dere goez mai hed frum teh kyootness. wherz mai duck taep n chikin glub? ai left it sumwherz…
i gibs you noo one. Not eben used for NEthing at the clinic.
fank u, Shera
*puts on chickin glub to kontayn branes*
moar bettah nao. kthxbai
Dey iz gowin 2 sede…hunerds mor kittehs nex spring
ROFL!!!
I’m just surprised there’s anything left of the plant!
Maybe they’re napping before they destroy the rest.
shredshredshredshredshredshredshredshredshredsshhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
snkmwrwossit yaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn
streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch
shredshredshredshredshredshredshred
noo plant plz, dis wun awl gawn.
gurl, u noes it.
I can has mirror immidg?
Oh so kyooooot!!!! Cant look for moar thens 5 seconds at a tiem, els brein freezus *sigh*
wel u gotta ‘mit…..iz lawts les messie tahn teh hed goin *splort* !!!! ‘cosre den u gotta fine a hed warmin devise……..