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Dreaming of katnips to come!
teh rare patagonian kitteh vine iz nawt for eatins. Iz very poisonus. Altho – many peoples fall into this fluffy trap and are poisoned by the kitteh vine every yeaer.
Teh oranj wunz ar poyzunus, too.
Sew oranj blosumz awn patagneeyen kitteh vaiyn b dubul poyzunus?
Noe noe noe! iffin u luffs da poysin orinj onez enuf (cuz u noe dey are mutch malinned) day luffs u bettr dan ne udder kinda kitteh – I noes dis fur a fact
Only foist kitteh iz poysinus. Secun kitteh iz anteedote.
end venshullee u haz mewnity
Purrrhapz u jest xpoez urself tu littel wunz tu bild up ur mewnitee. Dat sownd liek gud ideeya?
Iz scientificullee purrooven!!
:Lol
Der vine turn der kittehs orng an mak dem posn.
i saww wun but i noe eetd it
First?
Kittehs say:
We are not Seye-meez. How dis happen?
OMG! they is so cute, I are speechless with nothing clever to sayz..
mee 2.
mee 3!!
i can’t get the ‘awwww’ out of my head
Dats cuz dey awww-inspiring!
Mee foar! Do. Want.
DO WANT WANT WANT is da onliest fing i cud fink ob 2, Hab nawt red udder commints uet (I’s be at teh wurk), but ai wunderz iffen yu can git dis bine frum Burpee’s oar Park’s oar sum web sight. Mebbe sumwun noes.
whut r rong wif mah compewter??? i cant see da pic. luk like green mess….
*Splort!!* Mah hed jus’ asploded frum teh ovurlode uv kewtness!
Kleen-up on isle free. Call the Cyuteness Crash Cart.
Nex time, iamhoof. plz to pertect ur hed wif eeder a Chikkin Hed Rubber Glub (wif lubbly drawrings on it) or, if u has teh floofly hairs like me, a byootiful rubber swim cap frum teh 60s wif teh contrasting flowers on it.
I iz SO glad I bememberd mine today!
I member does rubber swim caps wit teh flaowurs!! Me n my lttle siser hazd em when we wus small grls swimmin in Lake Michigan alla time. Taut we was soo kewl!
DO want!
So kyoot, I gotz nothin’
Wate, wate… gotz 1 nao:
“kittehz tuch poizen spindle (mus b oranj, rite?) n sleepz 4 100 yrs until prince bringz teh majik chhzeburger,
den eberbuddy hv happy menage a trois!”
Woodent taht be “menage a orang?”
orange a trois?
Marmalad a l’oronj?
Kitteh a l’Orange?
Is juss 2 segments of teh kitteh oranj?
Lame – but I fixated by kyooot beauteousness of kittehs. No hedsplort, juss pool of drool.
Maibe iz “Teh Luv 4 3 Oranjez”
Berry nize musikz by Prokoff.. Prokoffe… teh Roosin Guy!
He hed 3 oranj kittehs n dats wai he wrode “Luf of 3 Oranjez”
N dey marsh 1 behin udder – pum pa pum pa POOM POOM PA!
Sowns laik teh third kitteh needz to cut back awn teh kibbles.
sounz liek a gud ideer. yoo tell him. isle watshc frum heer.
Kitteh, ju is too fat. Ju goes POOM POOM PA an teh udder kittehs go pum pa pum pa. Heer is teeny tiny bowl of kibbles from teenytiny Ingland. Iz kwite enuff fud.
*Piteous mew*
Nao, kitteh, ju cannawt has moar.
*Eben moar piteous mew, an beeeeeg sorrowful eyeses*
Nao, kitteh, is nawt gowin tu werk, ju needs tu lose teh wate.
*Hisssssmreowwrrrrftttt*
Kitteh, dat’s nawt nice. Ai only has ur best intrests at hart.
*Hisssssmroewwrrftttt scratchy bitey multippul lasserayshuns*
Okay kitteh, hav sum moar kibbles. Ai is gowin to lie down an bleed for a bit.
dowan tell me taht u habben’t haz teh wurstest ob awl teh kitteh mews……..
teh drededed……..SILENT MEOW !!!!!!! wheer dey r sooooo starbin tath tehy habben’t eben gotz enuff strenth to maek a SOUN !!! oh noes iz teh mostest pitifulust saddest ob teh kitteh sonds……..( r nawt sonds acktualli) awl tehy kan do iz openz tehir mouffs a liddle bit ….an tenh ….no sond comez oawt………..( teh wuns hoo r rilly rilly gud atz it dont eben maek a swieek…..nuffin……..)
*dies* dem be casting silent spellses. Teh Imperius Spell, soes teh hooman will gif teh kitteh everyfing teh kitteh wantses!
dat is sew tru! Ah may tink ah juss gabe dem gooshie fude a few howers ago, butt ah muss b rong!. dat kitteh is so pittifool dat he needs a wittle kwunchee taweet
SJ – Sallleh – TC and pm. Hao u noes ur kittehs. Poor SJ, up thar, bleedin awl alone bai herself, when awl she wanted to do wuz help teh poor liddle kitteh.
And Salleh – teh week, pathetic SILENT MEIOW!!! The wurst fur shur!
I b theenkin, shud b ‘munch a trois’!
Munch ado about nuttin’
(Si LOTB comment about eleben from teh top)
Dis plant berry poizunus, just if u luk ad it, or tuch it, yer hed splodes!
mah hed splodes frum de 2 mush kyoot!!
Makin plantz gro iz teh hard wurk. we can haz fotosin… pohtosynth… makin teh fuud frum snoozin in teh sunliet?
Snoozin in teh sunliet…do want!
yew has fergoten too latonize teh speciez name!
They’s like ying and yang!
http://www.wannasmile.com
Well, apart from teh fact that they’re both teh same culler and facing teh saim wai, yes, sackly laik taht.
yang an moer yang?
Yang skwared…err, rownded…
yang to teh powah ob 2!
Dat wunt luk so nize!
ai wud feedz dem n watur dem n nayme dem Phred and Ginger!
*splort*
dere goez mai hed frum teh kyootness. wherz mai duck taep n chikin glub? ai left it sumwherz…
i gibs you noo one. Not eben used for NEthing at the clinic.
fank u, Shera
*puts on chickin glub to kontayn branes*
moar bettah nao. kthxbai
Dey iz gowin 2 sede…hunerds mor kittehs nex spring
ROFL!!!
I’m just surprised there’s anything left of the plant!
Maybe they’re napping before they destroy the rest.
shredshredshredshredshredshredshredshredshredsshhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
snkmwrwossit yaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn
streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch
shredshredshredshredshredshredshred
noo plant plz, dis wun awl gawn.
gurl, u noes it.
I can has mirror immidg?
Oh so kyooooot!!!! Cant look for moar thens 5 seconds at a tiem, els brein freezus *sigh*
wel u gotta ‘mit…..iz lawts les messie tahn teh hed goin *splort* !!!! ‘cosre den u gotta fine a hed warmin devise……..
Gud thot, salleh. Purrhhap we needs a “hed warmer” awn the CCC. Must consult M_M.
Henny Penny sez: “I plantz teh kittehs, I wahterz teh kittehz, now I snorglez teh kittehs. U no can haz.”
May I just say that the juxtaposition of “ninja” and “hausfrau” creates a mental image that is very chortle-inducing?
Wai thx. Mah full tietle be “Supasecret Ninja Cowboy Hausfrau.”
i gots one o those. its the gray variety.
Kitteh snorez is seekrit gro fude
Did u kno?
is seekrit gro fude 4 eberythin – espeshully love in mai heart!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA teh Latin naym iz ful uv win and awsum!
oar in dis cace……awe an winsome…….
picture of purrfekt happiness
Patagonian Kitten Vine is known to grow quickly, in energetic spurts, often during the night. There are many domesticated varieties, all of which have floof and pointy ends. Grows best in sunlight with fresh water and gushifud.
…n meny MENY snorgels!
Oh hai.
Teh crack squadrun ov Plant Protekshun Police will protect teh plants from aphids, snailz, caterpillurz & uvver nachorul predaturz.
Srsly.
If u looks up “vigilant” in teh ensyklo… ensiclu… teh big book of fings,
u will sees a piksure ov us.
Plz bring us teh moneeez for teh servicezzzzzzzz
Kthxbizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..
shhhh…. pleez to nawt be dansing – mite wake kitten vines
hrmz…Babycattus Climbsupyerstuff…subspeecees marmaladius! magnifisent and rair find, but becarfulz! it highly poizunus subspeesees
Shood be dis in latin…
(babycattus climbusuppusyourstuffus)
Joo speeks lattin! I’m bery imprezd!
No, iz LOLatin.
ai wuz wundring hao mennie LOLpeeps youst 2 speke teh mayd upp langwidjes. Laik teh lolpig latten & oppengloppish and ubbee dubbee. I speeked teh Lolpig latten & alzo hadz a fringlish mix fur tocking wif mai frend s0 liddle sissters & bruvver cudn’t unnerstand wut wee wuz sayin.
I wuz no gud attit, but lotsa kidz in mai clas speekt ubbeedubbee. wuz ful uv win en awsum, maykt ebrywun laff…exsept teecherz. dey hav speshul traynin 2 not laff, I fink. dey juss do dat “stayr atta spot onna flor” fing until ebrywun shutsup.
whin ai waz lernin to b a teechur, sum ob teh, ah-hem, moar ” expereensed” wood tel us nawt to smile til Chrystlmus!!!!!
ai thot taht waz stoopy, sew ai smiled frum teh tyme teh kidlets kame in…..
‘corse ai waz a substreetrute, sew offen ai onli sawed tehm fur wun dai……coodn’t wate fur Chrystlmus!
Species:
Catus domesticus
Subspecies:
Catus neonatus escendent qualitas tuum
Bonissimus!
Wee useta call my kitteh: “Feline semi-domestipuss” (Or Felion iz problee hao I’d spel it in lol-speek.)
Srsly – Iz ther *reely* such a fing as a trewly domestikated kat? Mai egzxpeerience iz dey iz onlee domestipuss wen dey wanna bee – wen derz snakx an snorglez involved.
Udder times, watchowt, beh-behs! De kittehs iz wyld!
Dis appeerz to be da doormint vareyeitee uv wyld kitteh-vinez. Note karefully how dey groze in parez on da vine, in der naytive habbitatt.
I red inna bok onct dat teh kitteh not domestikated liek goggies. Dey b ‘Xployted captivs’ liek da camel & da lllamma.
Ai wud laik to maek it cleer nao taht ai has NEBER exployted a llllama. Ju cannawt proov a ting.
LOL n WIN!1!
Az a fren of mien useta sai – if therz no pikshoorz, derz no evvydense – dey can’t proove a ting!
Dint see no pikshoors of SJ sploitin’ llamas. No, nuh-uh. I dint!
(Or wuz dat splortin? An wud splortin be considderd violinsx tward annymals? Twuz not intenshunal, uv korse.)
“Xployted captivs” maekz me feel kinda bad. Luvz de kittehs, jus wantz too giv dem good hoem! Don wun em killded on de road ur eeten by foxis or udder bad stuffs . . .
Um, if DEY ar teh wuns bing xploitid……..how cum WE are teh wuns doin alla da wurk???
I tink dayz da wuns xplointing us, wif the gushy fud n da toys n da snorling we gibs dem.
I wunce herd old Chinese legend dat kittehs useta be teh gods, but dey gots tired of runnin teh whirled, so day invented huming beans to do all teh hard stuff.
An I bleeves it, too.
i red inna noosppr dat teh kittehs r “self domrsticayted”. dat maeksmoar sens – hao u can sploit a kitteh? tehy doos wut tehy wants.
Dey domezicate U!
Dey du has qualitus tuums, doant dey! SNORGLE!
your property = qualitus tuums = good tummies
lub da wai lolcat works!
I noze theyz naymz; R Fanta an Tango, rite?
I envy the kitteh’s ability to crash out just about anywhere, and still look comfy…
SPLORT!
Uh-oh, I not had times to put on mai CHRG. Dis pikchoor shud come wit a splort warning. I can has CCC, plz?
*mop*
*mopmopmop*
*squeeeeeeegy*
*mopmopmopmopmop*
CCC awn its wai. Ai is from mergencee cleen up crew.
Is yu Asda-ayce?! Wuz funnyer wen tehy wer “Contractcleenehs”, maed me tink “Contrackillehs”:
“Contrackillehs to yle 9 plees” – is hao Ai feel wen Ai do teh soopermarkt shawpin!
An teh seeriyul killahs are in iyle 4, wit teh cormflakes
uh uh……dat b jest toooo cyute……ai feelz mi hed growin….( kwikli donz teh RGCH (wdoi) …..wheew dat was tooooo cloze…..
wher dat CCC. msut b sleepy tyme fur peeps hoo in charj…….
ai hab a few mergenci extry glubbs……if aniwun needz tehm …….luuks round….
HEY ANIWUN NEED A RGCH (wdoi) ?????????
jest letz me noes ai happitail 2 sharz……
gonna b a buzi dai if dis imaj iz teh startz…..
dose r surely teh cyutest liddle marmalz ai hab seed ina lowng tyme….wishez tehy waz reel n heer fur me to snorgle sted ob jest a pitture…….sigh
Dey iz kewtess liddel marmies. Wuntz too adopt dem! Dey is snorgelicious!
Um, Itteh – how duz yoo feel abowt havvin new orinj bruvver an sister?
Noo studee shows dat oranj kittehs mayk teh bess mullch fur ur plantses. Tehy keeps teh soyl warm an moist an duzent hav bad odor liek some.
uh-oh. CCC nawt heer. Mai CHRG(wdoi) iz fool ups wif mai sploded branez.
Anywun hab a spare?
I no care if poyzin. I snorgle and lubs on em foreber!!!!
salleh has xtree wun yu kan uze…she sed she wud share!
Fank oo COL, and Fank oo Salleh – I at wurk an so mebee need branze? Naw…nawt heer.
oh ai iz sorrie ai iz so lately…..heer hab wun ob mi extries…….izzat bedder?????(whisperz……ai also haz a liddle bit ‘o choklit 2 sharz 2…..choklit heps teh brane grow bak fastly……..)
aslo nise cuppa energi tee sew u can ctaches up awn ur werk…
ani boawdi else ???????ai heer ffur a liddle bitz…..
do you think there’s a hanging plant variety?
Dey be growin up teh kertans!
Layzee boens sleepin in teh sun
Hao’s yu gonna get yur dais werk dun?
Sleepin in teh noondaisun
Neber get yur dais werk dun
Nawt just dese kittehs eeder…dat plys to ebery kitteh ai ebber saw!
weel . . . yu muss cunsidur waht a “dais wurk” ees fur da kittehs. as fur as ai kin tell it envolves large amounts uv sleep.
but tehy awlso has to eet teh plants, plai wit teihr toyses, runupandounstairs a few (hunnert) tyms, clym teh curtins, eet lots an tell yu teihr STARVIN…AN sleep lots! Iz bizzee lyf fore teh lidl behbeh kittehs!
Nawt to menshun poopin in ur slipper.
an go scavinjin in nexdors bins an bring yu bak wot tehy’ve foun, tehnget bord an leev it unner teh sofa!
donut be foold! kittehz is reelly hard at wurk, katchin teh dreem-meeces an huntin fer teh dreem-cheezbergerz. sleepin luuk ezee to hyoominz, but kittehz noez iz teh hard layber. deez kittehz gonna be tyred wen tehy waekz up, an wil need snorglez an kibblez an gushifud so tehy kin wurk on teh necks shift.
I bet their breath is so warm and they probably smell sweet like Easter eggs.
These sweet dreemin’ bebes look lyk liddle palindromes of each udder. I had 2 qwiklee skroll past this earlier 2 catch up on wekend posts. Fortun8ly I got my CHRG on be 4 returnin to look and comment. Tehy remind me of mi bois when tehy was liddle–orinj and all! Mae need xtra CCC halp 2 dai.
it’s a ginger tree…
That’s phunnee! I wasn’t 2 clebber 2 dai; they jus made mai hart melt.
don luuk noaw, butt ai tink tehy did that 2 ebberywun……
dey r prize-winnin cyute, dat’z fr sure……..
that’s my problem; i keep lookin and lookin at these 2; my hart is completely melted and runnded out of my body
Whar be da piktur? I no kan see it.
Two of the very cutest orange kittehs sleeping in an outside flower pot. Mirror images of each other; backs against outside edge of pot, noses and tails and paws together in center. Sorry you cannot see; i’m partial to the orange ones and this pic just made my day. Maybe you’ll get refreshed and melt your heart later on.
Indeed, it has happened.
*heart melts from kyoot*
Yoo leff owt da part abowt da liddel pink nosies!
An how them pawzies an tailzies sorda fits togevvur liek peeciz uv a puzzel.
Awwww.
*enters tantric state of kitteh-peace*
teh kyoot krash kart expertz bee verry gud at preventin and treetin teh hed splorts — iz dedykated an profeshnl serviss to lolpeepz. but nao wee haz menni hartz meltin an runnin. wot can wee do, besieds finkin abowt teh tacks returns, two treet dis kondishun? kwick, halp!
Mebbe use lolrus’s bukkit to catch teh melting hartz? (But donut tell teh lolrus!)
u noes wahtz!? dese2 behbehz r sew kyute dat affer 119 commentz, wee awl jest stil tawlkin ’bout dose kittehz…….
ususalliz we iz chattin bout tish an taht an teh odder ting, butt nawt tshi tyme !!
dose 2 behbehz gowts us rite wher dey wantz us, payin attenshun to THEM !!!! oh yessss, tehy r merli behbehz, butt oh mi tehy iz clebber wunz!!!
tehy gowtz peeps wiff hed slpodin, an hartz runnin owt ob they’s bawdies, an peepz r droolin,……..oh yessssss tehy r berry beerry cleber kittehz
nawt sayin iz a BAD ting mind u, jest sayin…….
(mi hed almos sploded miny postins erlier……)
ai tink tehy noes tehy iz gonna needz a BAFFF aftah sleepin ina dert……an r trhyin to distrak us……iz werkin
Dag.
U likes teh kittehs:
Yep, dey gots us rapped arownd der lil pawsies!
Where is kitteh picture? Eye sea know pick sure!
If this is whatz u getz wen u plantz orange seeds, I wantz!
Cute kittehs.
Da yin-yang simbol. Yor doin it rong.
Unusual meow-ulch they’re using. I stick with red wood chips, myself.
i can haz furry stir-fry?
i is a nooby n dunno howz to proper speak LOL buts iz try hard.
Lookz juss fine too mee!!
This iz good pot.
lol ………………….. iz an bord.i cot atakt bi a stipi ornj poysn kitteh.
ohai. you are new? you are welcome as long as you play nice. just sayin…
“Babycattus climbsupyerstuff” lol! awesome scientific name.
ded koot, mebee. Nawt ded. Yoo r ebil troll.
ignor it….mebbe it wil go ‘way…..