PILLO INSPECKSHUN
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headdesk?
headdesk w/ cushion
bedhead!
FTW!
moar lyke besotted
*sigh*
pillo maykes headdesk mush moar berribel, fankyoo.
pillow has a flava - mmmm, linty fresh !!!
Aftur much str… strin… hard reesurch, I haz koncludid dat dis pillo iz propurlee funkshinning.
Ahhhhh Febreezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
this is spookee. This wuzn’t heer ten minuets ago - nao it is. Nao I see two fur yoo, stend. Purrhaps teh otter too will arrive soon as well.
*headpillow*
Face. Plant.
is that like a philodendron?
Implant? Robert Plant of Led Zep? More clues more clues!
Fayceplnt - Wehn U Fallz obur, & plntz UR fayce in zomting.
moar like fee-lie-dendrom.
leest it rnt da dang difenb- deefffeba- poysin plantses…
nao, we needs 2 diskus da portanse ob NEBBER letting kitteh breev da uphol- uphhoel- furnicher stuffins.
No, lyk Babycattus Climbsupyerstuff.
pillol is gud, thx
I can has Ambien?
Ambien mak u sleepwalkz . . . zzzzzz *bump*
U hyde, aye cownt dis tyme.
1…2…3…4…5…zzzzz
much lolz!
I wate long tyme! Nao mah tern cownt!
aww kitteh! is all good… i likes pillo inspektshuns speshully at mah huneh’s haos…get free backrubs ther! as well as pillo inspektshun!
Hehe. Aye uhgreez wif joo, thestral. teh signifuh… signifeh… purrsun I lurv’s playce iz dah bestestez foar pillo inspekshunz. and foar dah snorgling an dah cuddulz. Aye stop der, cuz der myte be sum childrenz heer…
Yes, nao ur gone n frum dis momunt on
Ai b teh cryin, cryin, cryin, cryin
yah cryin, cryin ober jooh.
(Sob!)
Dis reely ebil eerwurm!
is not sure bout dis pilloh yet…. maybez i enspect dis for leetle longer.
leetle longer…..
leetle longerzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..
OMG!! ITZ MELISSA ETHRIDGEZ KITTEH!!!
how can u tell?
SRSLY??
O, i c. iz eeting karpit.
O gud ribbons!
gawd, for a moment I thought you were going to say it made unlistenable music, and I was afraid.
HA! thatz much awsum.
dats funneh! i likes her, butt dats berry funneh repar- repairt- anser.
taked meh a coupla minnits 2 figgers owt da carpit joak.
hm. ha. i finks. mebbe nawt. whutevs. nope. i nawt laffin yet.
(butt da musik joak were awsum)
OMFG! aye snorted wehn i laffed!
karpit munchkins, lol
oh…
BOOO!
*paws*
nah, just: BOOO!
u wud boo a kitteh? doan foarget, u iz wiv teh kittehz, or u iz wiv teh terrierz.
O, noes,….nawt teh black or wite reekwiurmunts!!
yep, naow ai iz awlso a rayssist. ask ennybawdy.
Ifn terrierizm bees rong, Ai doan wanse 2 bee rite!
Coarse Ai lurves teh kittehs 2… butt teh goggehs cans bee kwite naise, akshoelee.
?
not that there is anything wrong with that
egzactly
seinfeld ref ftw btw
Tom Smif maiks yous ob dis in hims ‘A Pirate Christmas’…
“I saw the cap’n kissing santy claus
Down below the bulwark late last night
… Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
Cud wee plz to not mayk diskrim…dascrim…rood komments bowt peepelz lyfestilez?
kthxbai
ai r wiff u on dat wun.
mee fwee, kthx.
goddamit. ai juss did a detayld anssur abowt the problemz ov peepul conflayting rudeness with dikriminashun, and thee p.c. kansser that seemz to hav eeten sum peepulz powerz ov judjment but it seemz to hav been eeten. hoepfully iz juss getting moder8ed becoz ov teh swaerz.
I lerned a sneeky litto trick too spite wurd press. When I rites a reel long post dat I feel strongly about, I hit control copy just in case WP decides to play wiff it. Den I can just do it again.
Take dat, stoopy Wurd Press!
Wew.
I shur not wunt too see ennyting rood. Speshullee bout sumwun’s purrsunul life, involving annudur cunsinteeng addult.
If dat kind ub roodnuss WUR too happun (looks rown innosintlee) …..DAT wud make mee sad.
KTHXBAI.
U can’t seez mee.
Mai kittehs play dis game…iffen dey kant see me, dey tink Ai kant see dem…
Dweaming ov cheezburgers.
seez hao foo komentz dere R? Dats acuz uv teh miksted upp orderr of teh piktoors2nite or dis mourning- deependz wher U r! Nebber scene dat happenz Bfur!
NAP ATTACK!
Narkolepsy?
I can has tihs narkolepsee sliiiiiide…
into anuthr nitemair!
catalepsy
need catatonic to maek betterer?
vodcat an tonic?
mebbe tihs is 1 uv tehm massajj tabuls….wif a hole 4 teh faece 2 breev throo?
Instent sleep test. Okey I sleep nao.
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This pillo gud. Neks test pleez…
Finally! I seez mah noo kareer!