Makin’ Cadbury Kittehs
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Bad bunneh!
Jus’ anudder xsampul uv dat fur-biddin lurv.
I peed myself.
Az long az u din’t pee uvvers, den it’s awl gud.
Yet anuthr ecksample of furbidden luv…
Dat’s furbidden pleh! DO NOT WANT!
“Fur-bidden”!!! ROTFLWAFPITA! (“with all four paws in the air”)
Skye – WAFPITA? I luv it!!! Soon to bee in use evereewhar!
I can’t think of a comment…my brain just died, forbidden love or not, thats just um…not natural lol
wen n downtown philly do ass teh downtown phillys
Mmmmm, them downtown fillies…
dis make meh fink sumfin i orfen finks:
WHAI she lettin him dew dat 2 hers?? WHUT she see in him??
an also:
WHAI he dewin dat 2 her?? WHUT he see in her??
corse, iz usulleh 4 hyooming coupels…..
be ware of bunnehs wit lazor eyes
aw, tehyz juszt dooin teh bunnee hopp!
ya! yu juss cawt tehm mid-hawp!
(bess ai kin do)
U do teh bunnee hop – hawp! Hawp!! HAWP!!!
Lux laik teh bunnee hump tu me.
Iz a conga lain fur 2 becuz no 1 else der to danz!
Conga line…….we haz one!
……dat daada dadda daat dat….
*jumps in line behind gayla*
*wiggle wiggle HOP wiggle wiggle HOP*
*wiggle wiggle HAWP kick wiggle wiggle HAWP kick*
Hoep ai’m nawt too layte!! But u appeers to be still dansing.
*wiggle wiggle HAWP kick wiggle wiggle HAWP kick* Wheeeee!
*wiggle wiggle hawp…!*
wiggle wiggle hawp…
Oh…yeah……….
Cadburry?
Buttsecks Bunneh sez: “Ah got ur ‘Cheezburger Bun’ right here!”
I no like teh kind of cheese taht comes from eh tube!
DO NOT WANT!
rc n ch: pleh…pleh…pleh to bowf uv ur kommints. pleh!
Hunnee, iffn you reads da kommints below thees kinda peechur, you gotta spect some kroodity – and I doan mean raw vegemables.
Unleth tehre is ranch sawse. Tehn we has krooditays also.
Crudities with raunch? But isn’t that what the complaining was about?
o ai noes…fankoo…iz hyoomin naychur ai fink. juszt sumtymes sum vishooals ai do not want!
nao krooditay wiv ranch ai ken handul!
Myoppic bunneh due fur his eye ecksam….
Didn eet enuf carrets
“HALP! I ar beeyin vyelaetid!”
An nawt in nice wai! DO NOT WANT!
wayt…is tehre a nyse wai?
Ummm…errr….
….oh hai! I left teh iryn awn!
*runs*
Oh DW! Nice cheez it!!!1! UR funni.
(Cheez it not crakker in dis case, mohr lyke “Cheez it! Da Cops!”)
No rly! I left teh iryn awn! An teh wotter in teh synk wuz runnin too! Hnst!
An teh gaz meter iz runnin, gotta cetch it!
Astarid, u haz teh idea!
halp! halp! iz been a prest!
Bludee pezant!
Kum & see teh voilinz inherant in teh sistum! Kum & see teh voilinz inherant in teh sistum!
HOLY GRAIL refrenzFTW!!!
Wot’s ‘e do, nibble yer bum?
(looking at pitcher)…
Uh…Doesn’t look like it!
Dat bunneh has teh look ov teh devil!
Kitteh sez: Whar iz Elmur Fud wen yoo needs him?!
Wabbit Huntin Season?
*rabbit humpin season.
rabid humpin seeson?
rapid humpin seeson?
if iz bunneh – - it r rapid.
rapid humpin session?
Be vewwy qwiet. We’re huntin’ wabbits. Hehehehehehehe…
kill teh wabbit…kill teh wabbit…
o whut haz ai dun? ai killed teh wabbit…poow widdul bunneh…
Stop da insaniteee
SORPRIZE BUHTSECKS!
Or, Where’s the cream filling?
FAIL.
(At least as far as getting more bunnehs – or kittehs- is concerned).
My first reaction to the picture: “Oh….WRONG!”
“Oh, datz not right…..”
GalaxyQuest ref FTW
Favrit seen!
reproduction: ur doin’ it rong.
Noes, u has its allll wrong…. Kitteh and Bunneh b crak SWAT team…. Kitteh can has lazrs, Bunneh is da SCOPE.
Dat’s mah storee, I can stik 2 it?
Or swat crack team??
(Sorree: cud. not. resist.)
i can wish u had rezistid, i now needz tishoo to blow deh kawfee outta mah snoot.
dewd, bunnehs will get wit’ anything!
http://www.wannasmile.com
i had 2 liddel bunnehs, an wuz tire ob kleenin 2 cages, so i fot i cud putted dem in da same cage. butt since dey wuz bofe mayles, i want 2 see furst if dey fite or iz okeh.
dey broke da sound barrier runnin in cirkels 2 smell buttes. den wun jump on da uvver an hump him tween da eyeses. ding! den over. i standed der, nawt knowin whut 2 du. den ding! he hump da uvver agin. dat terned into deir HOBBY. huebber gotted hump wud stomp da beeg fumper foot like “BAM!” so… pretteh mutch it were da ding-BAM show ever nite…
long storeh short, i taked dem 2 vet for snippeh-snippeh. an wun bunneh hased da beeg eye-booger, so i fot docter can luks at da eye booger 2. doc taked wun luk, backded up an sayd: he have da sniffels. dat r conta- kontragi- catchin disees. dat wun bunneh died dat day. uvver bunneh still wif us. goin strong. butt i nawt gonna finds him a pal. cant taked da rabbit-rakkit…
pore ded bunnee.
fank u, woodchuck.
i wuz berry upset bout flapjack. he were so keywt. dawrf bunneh… butt were glad 2 know whut taked him away. uvverwise i wud just comed home an – hm. whut happint 2 mah bunn??
aww pore itty bitty! ah sorree u lawst ur bun bun. however, it was kind ov him tew leaf u a funny image : ) an his mark awn ur heart : )
fank u! he did makes meh wunner – how IZ dere rabbits? a nummbers fing – liek statistitks? iffen bunneh go *ding!* orfen enuff, mebbe he get da rite spot??
i also berry happeh omlett wuz okeh. he nebber gotted sick eben…
IBK, sry to heer about flapjack, glad omlett dint get bunnyflu.
U haff a gift for teh names – did u noes Omlett is Dutch for Hamlet? I buyed a coppee ov de play in 2nd -hand bukstore in Hamsterdam coz teh tittel maded me laff so much. Lost it naow, shame. And some of teh names of ur angelkittehs – even in very sad circimstanzez I smilez when I thinks of “manly jack henderson” wunderfullst name. (Peeps see big grin, proplee think I thinking of Alan Rickman.) Does mietze mean Crumb?
mietze r jerman 4 kitteh. dats hao dey cawlls kittehs: mietze, mietze, mietze. wuz americcn kitteh, dough…
fank u 4 info on da omlett! hamlet. wen i used to teached jerman, i used to do “2 b r nawt 2 b” line in jerman – rite after dey lurn to conjerg- komjugg- *sigh* after dey lurnt verb to be.
i luved mah manly so mutch. she were so tiny wen we gotted her, an i membered sumbuddy sayed iz hard 4 aminal 2 heers wurds dat duznt has plosiv sownds. (u knows, like d, g, k, t, p, b) hao 2 teech manly “hiz” name…? i meowed “hiz” name. maaaaannnnly. she lurnt rite away. dint has to change da name 2 noodle or princess…. den she went an gotts pregnint…
Rite! I thot for sum reeson mietze was jerman for crumb so s/he was itteh bitteh liek u!
OK, all togedder naow:
“Sein oder nicht sein, dass is denn die Frage?”
*Cringes at own preetenshousness and kreeps kwietly awai.*
*kreeps bak an ses “Lubbly storeh about teh manly kitteh”.*
an much innersting about de kitty noise heering. Boy dis site is edumacashonal.
ferzackerleh rite!! dats a kaeseburger 4 u!! wif ekstra kaese!! (mebbe littel speck) (littel senf) (whutdahell – lotta senf)
{{anny}}
Recht vielen Dank! {{{itteh}}}
O nawt noze daht aboot Omlett been Dutch 4 Hamlet, but I haz kawled teh playe “Omlett” sinz ah wuz @ skool.
Mai kitteh Mitzi (nao 2/1/2 yrs over teh brij) was a Jerman borneded kitteh – hur nayme is Merikan twist awn Mietze. Nawt so verree twistee, akshullee!
Paws – hao menee langooijes do yew reckon u speeks? (counting teh itteh bitteh speekin – liek “left, rite, straight ahead, thank you, you’re welcome, hao are you” – taht, fur eggzampul, is mai Polish!)
fank u fir knot tellen der looooong verzon
I thot u werr gonna tell ayes booger was from da *ding*
But…storee was sadder than I thot.
Sorry bout your bunneh.
sry. so watch da eyse boogers in da bunnehs. dat r srs 4 dem.
poor, poor kitteh
lol
wunder wat teh kids will luk liek… bunnittehs? saem bak legs tho.
Yr doin it wrong.
taht explain wai kitteh not even wake up
I noe sumwun hoo sez dat she used to has a haff-bun, haff-kitteh. Sed it had sum feechers of kitteh, sum feechers of bunneh, and kinda haff ran, haf hopped.
She did not has enny pikchoors of it, doh. Wunder wai?
Problee Manx kitteh. Berry long baklegs, stub tayle. Or wayt til dis Oreo kitteh delib- delvir- haz baybeez!
sry. dere no rodent-feline pawssibul.
ur fren just hadda uneek kitteh…
I tink mai frend were tellin storees.
yeh…. peepels like da storehs bout haff-man, haff-ape. haff-goggeh, haff-horseh. sctera. just nawt tru.
Mua-ha-ha.
I wonder what will their children look like?
omg, kitteh luks exctly like mai Oreo cat!!
Oreo iz being dubbl-stuffed …
doh!
Whut’s the jesta… gestash…. how loung befour bunnie-kittehs? I wanna noe when we can has Icanhasalfalfaburger.com. Icanhasvejieburger?
This pikchur offends my relijus sensibilitees…Eester will never be teh same.
U meens u gonna giggle when u see teh bunneh naoh?
jelleh beens nebber bees da same…
hehe…mai godmudder, she gettid a eester card wun tyme, it sed “o hai, teh eester bunneh left u sum jellybeenz…at leest, I fink dere jellybeenz…” wuz teh phunnee, acuz her fayvrit kinda jellybeenz r teh blak likrish wunz.
mai mom maykt us been-bunneez wun yeer, dey r knittid owtta wyte en pink yarn, so kyoot, but dey not stuft inna middl. dey hav drawstring at teh bak, so u putz jellybeenz innum en den wen u skweez dere tummee…poop! u getz a jellybeen!
Kyoot.
i gonna nitts wun. lets u knows wen i r dun.
Tuxie kitteh are gonna file secshual harrazzmint charges against the lazor eyed bunneh
Procreation: you’re doing it wrong.
Blank plox?
dat iz not a hug
Thanks eastur Bunneh!
*bawk bawk*
win!
AND teh bunneh is disapproving of teh hoal ting at teh saem tyme.
Luk auwt! Kitteh haz hed whun secont of sillie bunnie biznes an n one swif tern wil taek auwt bunnies red eys.
Mebbe kitteh chokee. Mebbe jus inoscent hymlik manoover.
this is the most porno caption i’ve seen, i love it.
’slong as it r not t3h b1llbor3ed den fuxin kittehz n’ bunnehz okay
mmmm-mmmmm-gud,
catberrycats mai favorite!
firs aye nibbles on da eears,
(Kronsch, Kronsch, Kronsch),
o noes!!!
can’t… stop… eatin–
kitteh has a flavor–
iz chokolet!!!
nom, nom, nom
sry cadcat,
kthxbai
Dere famblees been wunnerin y they din’t hav no babees yet.
CABBITS!
Bunneh and Kitteh be havin’ cabbits…but their luv can nevr be.
Haahahhahahahahhah!!!! nice one!!!!!!
My bunneh, Two Bean Bags, duz dat wif teh dust mop wheneber AI sweeps wif it. Ai say dey soon B pitter-patter ob leetle dustbunny feetses under teh bed!
Just wrong indeed. But…I guess if teh dust mop sez it is consentual is just tween dem. But still haz teh weerd piktures in mai hed bout it.
Wot goes on in kitteh, stays in kitteh!
That’s just wrong!!!
dat bunneh needz uze internet dating 2 find bettur honee
wrong on all levels
Iz dis da misn linkz?
Animal testingz
ur doing it wrong
I tink dats rong on so many levelz…..
catnaper bunneh claymz anofer viktum!