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Yo quero bukkit?
Dis mah bukkit! Stoopy lolrus getz ur own!
evurbuddy be stealin the lolrus’s bukkit lately!
poor lolrusssy.
Memo frum Lolrus:
Reclaym mah bukkit from yappeh goggie?
[yes] [yes]
Absol-fragging-utely!!
please and thank you
rid this world of the abomination
you bud hab lubdz be mor
http://www.lolsecretz.blogspot.com/
Halp! I are not obsolete files!
Restore plz
Restore to warm, soft bed, plz. kthxbai!
I dunno, mah kitteh say do not want yappeh little goggie. “But goggie kinda kyoot” I say. Kitteh giz me silint treetment naow.
kitty uses non-opposable thumb to press delete
” oh hai !!! I defraged your drives !!! “
wishez mai kitteh wuld do dat- himz swats keybored wif tail whenz Iz tryn to wurk on schul stuff, maks da term paperz go awl funni!
momcat
YAY! Happeh nawt teh sekond fer Missy!!
Wat kynda danse u liek?
*shimmeh*?
Kin Ai suggests da foxtrot?
What? No Mecksikan Hat Dants?
*stomps all round teh hat onna flore*
Can wez make ups new one….chippee-chippee wa-wa danse? (Used to have Chippeewawa gogge…much yip, much nip, much run in small circles like maniac!)
yip yip yip,
yip yip yip
nip an’ nip
nip an’ nip
spin spin left
spin spin rite
**pant pant pant**
waz fun.
Yo quiero CONGA!
Yay – much yip, much nip,
yip yip yip,
yip yip yip
nip an’ nip
nip an’ nip
spin spin left
spin spin rite!
**pant pant pant** INDEED!. Whut is yummeh Meggsican drink? ai need it NAO plskthx.
waz a lot ov fun. Nice koreahgrafee, Nedz.
margarita… prefurableh starwberreh. an frozed.
Tehkeelah slammah?
I cn has goggie mrgariteh nao?? kthxbai!!1
Yo keero burger con kayso?
K? So?
Sry…iz mah bad Spanish joke.
waznt too bad, cuz made me laff rlllly loud
Well….I duz trai.
Fenk yew.
n yew offen sukseeds!
*lolz* Win!
yo keerro tacocat
Noooo! No deleet da goggie! Ai dont kare iffen you haz alreddy upgrayded to da new Goggie 3.0! Hazn’t you hearedz bout all da bugz in 3.0?
Bugz….and fleez! DO NOT WANT!
new patch for vista disappearing recycle bin. Has goggie positioning system (gps) to keep if on desktop.
goggeh positionin sistem…? o, i finks i need mentall kleenex…..
mai I borows? mai vista keeps losnz da innernetz connuctshun, keep havn to drag it bac out.
an don get me started on wurd 7. wurd 7 is not wurdproser, is IQ test! furst question wher save button goes?
momcat
Kweztyawn wit Wurd 4 Vistah iz “wehr R ebreeting?”
Dere wuldnt bee so menny bugz in teh goggie if he wuld stawp eetin dem! Yuk!
new patch for vista. Goggie positioning system (GPS) to keep recycle bin on desktop.
YES, iz skaree dawg
yes… skaree and yappee…
Oh, no b skayrd. Doggeh lukz sumwut liek mah pahrentz’ doggeh, hu b veree naiys n frenlee. Plz not tu dleet.
It is skeeree goggie. But I is sure mah seben pound kitteh could takes it fur u.
Onie seben poundz??? wowz dats a tiny kitteh…. i had a kitteh dat wuz 37 pounds ob musicles
my bukkit, it haz me.
[No]
The anser to teh kwestun is no, teh recycle bin iz not emptee.
Literal puppeh is literal.
Dadgummit, this reply belongs under catalogical humor’s post.
[No]
The anser to teh kwestun is no, teh recycle bin iz not emptee.
Argh! And now it IS!
Stop messing with my mind, Word Press!!!!111!!ONE!!!!
bukkit out of nachos pls reefil (wif salza an guak on side) kthk
Doan nawk teh gwawk.
Baybee puppelwuppeldins!
I gots nuffin. I jus wokded up frum nappee.
*yawn*
Nappeez iz gud fur u. Hab unudder.
emptee recycle bin n give contents to ME!
Heh.
little goggie, BIG attitood, gud 4 skeerin teh jehoovy witnesseses
“The application ‘puppy’ you are trying to delete in use”
crud, Ierrors for the loss.
“The application ‘puppy’ you are trying to delete is in use”
*arg* I ment to say errors.
nick. i finks u benn hangin wif us llong enuff u loose da inglish… dat meen u wun ob us.
bwaa haaa haaa….
yupz wez lik slow developingz dis ease. Stays wif uz loong enuf n u slowly loses yur abilitieiss to speaks da standard englandish.
sum ub uz haz a predogpostion fur dis, I bein speakn lik dis two mais kiddos fur years
momcat
loozin teh englandish in fayvur uv teh lolspeek, iz tihs bee wot dey cawls teh evolyooshun? teh lolspeekerz duzint insultz peepl, an dey iz kulcherd, wit teh danses an fine furry kompany, an dey iz konsern wen anywun sik or anywun hed asplode.
mebbe we ebolbin into lolangels…
hay! dis no burger! no kitteh, all spelt guhd! wassupwidismess?!?!?!
Iz mebbee kumpooter glitcheez?
No! Save goggeh! Move to “snuggle.”
Dat goggeh not lukin liek he wants teh snorgles right naow.
dat goggeh luks liek he needz sum vallee um. Den u can has snorgles.
plz to be filling mah bukkit wiff nachos del grande
an putz a naice frozen margahritta on de syde
kthxbai
On teh insyde.
Uv mah belleh.
Kthxbai.
yup !!!
dats dee ideeah !
I lurves teh margeereetahz. Heer it goez…down, down, down into mah belleh.
yes.
Der’s a dog in da buket,
deer Lie-za, deer Lie-za
der’s a gogg in da bukkit,
deer Lie-za A DOG!
Wid whut shall aye fix it,
deer Lie-za, deer Lie-za
with wut shud I fix it,
Dear Lieza,
WID WUT?
Delete it, deer Henree,
dear Henree,
delete it deer Henry,
deer Henry, DELETE IT
RITE NOW!
NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooeeeeeeesssssss!!!!!
Hey, Janet, I put a post on the Hockey Cat right above yours. It was that one about the lady not liking the cutesy woosey talk. I thought you might like to read it.
argggh! earwurm a lert, earwurm a lert!
sais whatz a “lert” aniwaiz?
momcat
Wiiz up 2 owr Ibawlz wit lertz. Wii needz zome loofz tho.
i don noe, but i hearz you s’possed to be it.
anybuddy noe how U kin “be alert” if-in U not kno wut an “alert” is?
dat wuz da winz!
oops, lef out 2hd vers:
Denn fix it, deer Henry,
dear Henree, deer Henry,
denn fix it deer Henry,
deer Henry,
FIX IT!
FIX IT????????
can B takin two ways:
1. tradshunel: Fix da bukket (bukket wid Chiwa chawwa…with goggie in it, no is gud, FIX DA BUKKET! (Lie-za wants to use bukket 2 carree watter)
2. “Fix” da goggete–we no want reproducing doggets romeing arown. He iz in bukket now, now’s ur chanz. (No delete hole gogg, jus teh repo prts!)
If there’s a chihuahua in the bukket [HELL YES]
*dislikes smelly yappy dogs*
amefist,
i finks dats pretteh much most goggehs. xcept da beeg wuns doan yap. dey barxs.
I will admit to my prejudice! I love beagles and other larger dogs. I had an aunt whose chihuahua’s snapped at me as a kid. I was was forced to co-habitate with a smelly yappy chihuahua and I’ve never liked them since. I actually meant to add ’small’ in there.
I’ve yet to live with a stinky cat, but I’m sure they’re out there!
Mai aunt haz a Jak Russell daht R noawt yappee. He barcs 2 tell her peepil @ door, dehn R kwiet nless he noze dehm, wehn he sez hellow furst.
moderatur kitteh:
wtf is dis? i goez awai fur teh lon wekend and dis is on frunt page? goggie? PLZ. (delete).
Plz 2B chekin teh small prentz @ bootom ov page…Iz treshure 4 joo.
I be habing two “smelly yappy chihuahua”. No smell or yap or yip or nip! Dey be good goggies. Quiet and freshly shampooed. No to be deleting plz. (Also be having a fox terrier and three kittehs, b4 anybodies tink I predjydice against teh lolcats.)
Ferry nuff, but lotz ob Chiwahwahz and terryers R hypurraktib yappee goggies. An wet goggies awlwaiz smellee, @ leest til drai.
As my puupers are 90#, 65# and 54#, I guez I be teh predjydice 2wardz teh small yappers. But I tink I just predjydice agint nabor’s goggies. Stoopy peeps hab pug, chiwahwahz- wait for it…adn, now, chugs. Dem let babiez hab babiez. GRRRR. But den dey 2-leggerz babiez hab babiez…iz dat Gretchen Wilson I hearz in teh backgroud? yehaw and yep dey christmas lites still be up
lolrus needz to sit on goggie. he stele he’s bukkit.
lolrus sit on stoopy goggie?
[yes] [too bad, yes iz onlee chois.]
HAY! There iz no taco in here! Smellz like lolrus though…….what did lolrus do wit bukkit?
Ren sez “stop beeying soo gawddammed uptyte in thee forumz awl thee tyme. Ai swaer, ai yam going to fill thiss bukkit with mai own vomeet eef yu doan pool ur hedz owt ov ur assez. wy duz this awlwaze happen to me? y r u so stew-pid? y am i in thees bukkit with itz nassty stinky handel and itz feelthy galvanyzed sydez? AAAAAARRRGH!!”
Hey, check out this cool I Can Has Cheezburger video!
Kitteh sez: y so manee dogs on teh ICHC recently? DO NOT WANT!
u asks dis queschun on dis ICHC an expecs a no ansur? hehe i votes yep, rait nau.
YES! HA HA HA HA
Not bucket. Is fallout bunker. Pass the kevlar and spam, please!
U iz fun-knee, H. butt spam–NO WANT
hee got da hole gog in hiz bukket,
da hole widdle goggie in hiz bukket,
da holw goggie in hiz bukket
Himz gawt da hole god in himz bukket!
mus bees ceeling goggeh.
TYPO ALLERT:
Ai meended “da hole DOG (not god)”
aye a liddle dislexic.
(and dat remines me of dat dyslexic, agnostic insomniac…. he staid up da hole nite wondering if der relly waz a god!)
I meended he stayd up awl niite wonderin if der waz a dog.
Sry ai ruin punchlyne…ai staid up da hole nite reeding ICHC (and ’specially worrying bout that goggie inda bukkut, in caze dey delete him) an nou i cant tink sew gud.
Hee hee. Kitkay, yoo goes taykz yurself napz k. An mebbe dont trei to tell jokes.
yes
I too have a bucket.
Empty Recycle Bin?
[Yes]
[No]
[Taco]
ooh, i lieks extry opshuns! how bowt…
[Racecar]
[Ded Sexxxay]
[Green Tea With Honey and Lemon]
[Mug for Green Tea With Honey and Lemon]
[An Innate Sense of the Proper Sequence of Various Things]
[Philathropic Foundation Based on Universal Vision of Peace and Prosperity]
[Pony]
i weel tayk [Pony] fer 500 cheezburger, Alex! ah meanz, Teho
recycle iz gud fer da plannit, not sew gud fer dem goggiez…
yappy chiwawa libz bzid my hows – my lolkittez finks heem rat wen heemz outsyde.
) an allwyz hadz 2 say ‘noes, NOT ratgoggie – no kech’ but she DID ‘tak him 1 tymz… funnee 2 cee!! lol
biggist kitteh tryd 2 ‘tak chiwawa (b4 her dyd – **sad**
[YES] DIE DOGGY DIE!!!! *spasm*
click yes!
wow
[yes]
YES! EMPTY IT!!!
[YES]
[NO (YES)]
[TACO (YES)]
NO EMPTEES RECYCLE BINS!!!!