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Bebbeh kitteh sai “U screw wif me, u be sry”
Wheee. My Kitties on ICHC
Congratulatories! Dey sertnlee r preddy!!! Duz de 1 relly v juz 3 legs, or iz wai she stending?
He iz OK juz wai stading. Al partz preznt nd curect
Awwww, I hab a tripd kitteh, iz sweet.
Dang! Direkshuns nawt in lolspeek, DO NOT WANT!
pls to turn over instrucshuns where teh other 5 languajez are printed
nao, das moar liek it!
lesssee…French, German, Pig Latin, aha, Lolspeek. Here we goes…Attach leg…
…oh wate, dis is bad lolspeek translashun from teh originul Chineez!…
O noes, nao I see, I puts yer frunt lef leg in yr reer rite sockit! Sry kitteh, I haf to take leg off and swich. Nao, I weel try not to brake it off! So sry kitteh.
Don wurree - udder kitteh hep - she shau u whaz impurrtan - jus luk ad pau!
lesee…put teh lef paw in, put teh lef paw owt, do teh…wate a minnit, hao dis get in heer??
remmebur, Flartus, u has 2 shaek it al abowt furst
Dat comez rite afer teh hamerin of teh thum, alonside ob teh jumpin upandown, puntiated bai teh swarin laik a sailorz.
eye dont fink we haz awl deh peices…
i srsly sry poar kitteh
iz gotz dee posable thumbs buttz not so gud wiff dee tewls
plz be forgiving meh foar nut getting your wittle leg right
i promisses datz i’ll use mah beeg brown eyez an soff
wittle voice ta getz u sum halp right awai
i knows i bee selling owt bai uzing mah feminin charms
butt i’d doo anyting foar u
Needz call manyu- manyuf- hewmin whuts makes dis.
how be yuu a ninga und a hous frau at same tyme? Sownz innerestin
always lub da kittehs.
Eben wen dey reqwire assemblies
Sumtime dey rekuirez re-assembly. Once had kitteh missing furr a day come hoam wit hind leg pulled up usdless. Dr. Burke use steel sutures to permnintly retach severd tendon to new spot on boan sheath, furrst opration uv its kynd he says, kitteh hazd sliyt limp furr rest oav his long life.
(Kitteh also hazd plaztik surgary on eyes, story for nudder time.)
(later wantid lypsuction, had to say no)
At least bein a he, dint ask for teh three boob jawbs!
Berry glad ur kitteh’s leg fixt, tho. CHeers 4 teh vet.
Amenz
dat surgery wai kewl foar u injured kitteh
u were strong foar sayin no to dee llyposukshun
i kin hadlee wait to heer bowt de eye surgery
Upper lid eye defect related to half Siamese parentage. lyttle furs in contkt with eybl = kronic infections. Snip n’ sew, rezultz = kitteh ok but look funneh, had long swet lyfes.
HOLE AWN KITTEH…..!!!!!! ur almostest togetherz naow……
kitteh! plez sitts stilz, ifnz uz keepz tryn two ketch dat burdi up der, yuz gonna endz up wif foot n mouf!
momcat
doh eet urselv kitteh, belibe me
eeee, they are so tiny and pretty.
but i like dogs more anyway
Wuts a DAWG purr-son doin heer?
ask de greeks.
or de trojans?
I can has Trojun hoars?
I can has Trojun hoarse?
Darn ut! Furst it no poast, den it poast 2 tiems.
Wasn’t Cressida a Trojan hoar?
Don’t know about Cressida, but Helen was (depending on whom you ask).
Cressida waz trojan wuman wif da bouci bounci frum bed to bed. after tellz trollius himz her wun an onli.
Helen was trojan wuman dat wai two mani menz wantd to bounci bounci wif.
momcat
R onlee hoar ib U dooz it 2 get moneez frawm oddah peepul. Ib U haz moneez an dooz it 4 fun, R slut maybee, but nawt hoar.
I thawt awl aminal lubrs wuz welkum hear…
yeh, i akshully perfurrs doggees, too, but i’z SMRT enuff not to let u all noes!
oops.
corse dey is but dey not sposed to blab it all over de playz!
BTW i lieks de goggies but i LURVES deh kiitehs!!
shmoo-ing awl teh kyoot, juss lyk teh rest ob us!
sum ub uz iz mulit anin mule I lubs da beeg goofi googi, n da kyoot floofy kitteh, an da purdy red n yelo corn snake.n da fat beta fiddy, Soonz I will hab hole fishy tank of fiddies to lub to.
(awl fiddis in haus belongs to fishykitty…… )
momcat
Ai laik kittehs, AN goggies, an hawsies, and lods udders! Ai heb 2 spezhel kitteh frens.
I lurves kittehs moast, but I lurvs kowz, too. I alsew lurvs BIG kittehs lyke lyons, tygrrs, jagwars, pannthrz, kewgrrs, all uf tehm. I can has kitteh zoo?
Fuggot Gerbies. Dey so Koot!
U purrfurs teh goggies, butt finks teh kittehs is tiny an pretty?
Wew, dat sowns like a complimunt. Twenneh taysteh cheezburgas too u!
oh hai
sum partz ar misseng
but ill make it werk, dont worree
Iz maik it werk tiym?
Eetin pard wurk, snorgle part wurk, purrr work….ef daun faind mizzin leg, wurk gud anyway!
Iz Ikea kitteh partz on bakordr?
tihs pictur r fuxin my percepshuns. r we sure dis not Ceiling Cat bildin a new howse?
Luks lyke, tiny kitteh is looking to the ceiling cat for divine inspirashun to help with assemblies
kitteh praze to ceiling cat to translat durexshuns.
pfft i doan need no manual - ive seen this done before … (although I swears my paws should be pointing forward, but anyway)
Kitteh assessorys sowld sepertlee
aint dat teh truf!
Assessories like potatoe chips; can’t buy jus 1
’sidez, arnt teh 4 legz part ob teh basic kitteh unit???????
leessee: Partz U Shold Hab in Ur Box:
1….Hed (wif 2 pointy eerz, i pinky noze, an liddle pink mouff wiff needley sharpy teef, oh an 2 iiyz)
2….Bawdy
3…..4 legz( wif pointy endz)
4….Tale
5…..Purr Box
6…..Fur to Cobber (ur choyse ob cullurs)
yep dose r teh pawrtz fur teh basicalli kitteh unitz.
“Hunny, hao meny lives wuz dis kitteh aposed to come wif? I tink dare r sum extras…”
uh oh-
I juz chec dis box wez got de hed, de bawdy, purr box, mani colours fur an, an… I sez two tales an free legz!
I neber buyin innernets kiddi agains!
momcat
Insert Tabby A in Slot 3…
Win!!11!
Ah, attach kitteh A to kitteh B usin screw.
Oh noes - wate, that wuz pikshoor frum udder day of kittehs A an B in Streets of Philly.