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picture: Maureen Winter, lol caption: Sondra
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Snails alive!!
We be dansing fur Paul?
Nice Fwench can-can prhps? Will warm uz up…
Ai will get floofy skirt an secksie shoes and pracktice kicking.
Teh can-can??? *giggle* For me it will haz to be teh “I theenk I can-can”!!!
Wai ov corse - Paul can has can-can!
Ai will do what ai can (can). R u with mee, AllyBally? OK.
run, run run *sqweel* shwish skirt
hop kick hop kick hop kick
hop legtwirl hop legtwirl hop legtwrirl *fall down*
doz we has sum shampain nao OR (nao taht ai see it in writing) purrhaps reelpain?
I iz wiv u on deh falling down!
I think I haz pulled sumfing…
yez, but fink of haw gud shapes weel awl bee in wif awldee danfing!
” I’m, too sexy for my tree snail
too sexy for my tree snail … “
” I’m, too s3xy for my tree snail
too s3xy for my tree snail … “
Thank you, JCH4K, but I find it awkward to doo can-can in wheelchair - perhaps I should just roll around for a bit?
Guten Morgen Dr Scott.
U kan haz Floor Show.
” my vheels !!! I can’t move my vheels !!! ”
OK: sorry, bad taste, but could not resist ;o)
Mah sox!!!1!! AH kant moov mah sox!!1!!!!
ve hav got to get out of dis TRAP! before mai mind (or mai shoo!) snnnnnnaps!!
like a cheep kndom!
(ftr I used to play dr. skott in my rhpc cast)
Deer Paul - rolling around wud bee just fine. Ai’m sorree to heer u r in a wheel chayre - but - (ai am a confurrmed Pollee Anna - sorree) since u must needs wun, hao nice taht u has it!
But - ai know taht u r noo to commenting - but r u noo also to reeding? Becuz if u r, let mee tell u teh majic available to u awn this site. U has awnltee to say to urself - ai can do teh can-can and *POOF* - it is so!!!
Du u reelee think taht AI can do teh can-can?????? Troo - ai am nawt in a wheelchayre - but ai am *whispers* kwite awld. An - if ai were able to hold on too sum wun, tehn ai cud manaj a few can-can liek step, purrhaps.
But HEER - ai think ai can can-can *POOF* - Ai’m dansing!
*can-cans over to Paul*
*reechez out larj orinj paw*
*jently, oh so jently - liffs Paul to himz feet*
*an in anuvver mirrakul of de Interwebs, suddenlee . . . *
AWAY WE GOEZZZ!!!!
*Paul kickz up himz heelz an dancizz up a storm!*
Paul, teh grate ting about ICHC is heer we can be sackly how we wantz tu be - so we can be yung an thin an nawt-diabettic so we can eetz teh donuts an ennytin we wantz withowt teh tiresum reel laif gettin in teh way. So if ju wants tu danss teh cancan, ju can heer. In jur hed an wit ur virchewul frenz. Fur exampul, ai is twenny too an a perfick size 8 an donut have cruddy nees anna sore back an hidjus feet an a grownup job an a more gij.
Awn teh udder hand, if ju wants tu roll around abit, ju can do taht tu - ai joins u awn mai office chare.
Sorry JCH4K - grate minds tinks teh saim tin at teh saim time!
Eggselent, SJ - twice sayed is bedder tahn wunz. Those tiems - always a bit scarree - heer ai am in Michigan and tehre u ar in teeneetineeIngerland - both sitting and thinking and writing sacklee teh sayme thing. Telepathee - we has it!
Wow, Paul. U bee pretty popular.
An hee haz de hi-yest can-can kik I’ve ebber seen! Lukkit him go!!!!
Hee putz us awl to shaem.
Woo Hoo!
kick kick step splitz
Owwwwwwie
Aye fink Aye needed a warm up.
After seein all teh ouches I fink I just stick to Snoopy danse.
*Grabs blankie and waves it aroun*
Teh cancan is bery danjrus danss - ai still haz teh scars. Ai’s nawt kiddin, eiver. Ai will jus sit heer an bowns up an down awn mai chair if taht’s alrite wit eberybuddy.
Amphibious in Hades?
And it’s a photo finish in the epic race of snail vs frog….
frog wins by a nose!
mmm…french food.
is nots fud - is cargo!!
Sowee it laym pun - buts had to b sed!
He aint FUD, he’s muh headgear
LURVE the bad pun, it be the funneh
teh rowd iz lawng
wif manee a wine ding tern…
Oh Oh Beanie, it’s the soused bird with the bandaged wing! Hang on! we gots to hop off the road!
That frog looks like the most serene thing I’ve ever seen……..
It’s like….hypno-toad or something.
I can’t…..stop watching…….
Futurama ftw!
wee missyor! your hat, eet eez vereh sexee!
non, peteet gronuwee, say un eskargow
Is mai snailol.
I thot it wuz a lollusk.
“lollusk” BUHAHAHAHAHAHAH thankies for honest LOL w.chuck!!
“lollusk” ftw!!
Wuz nawt orijinul. Stole it frum teh snail hoo sez “I haz a stik.” Wun ov mai favrits! Clik on “snail” unner teh pic.
LOLscargot - I haz a frog.
I has a phrog.
Wut I do wif it?
yu hawp!
Opthmalogist lollusk:
500 Euro plskthx
toothless lolrus: WHERE? WHERE?
Dere was anodder lolusc on teh bored a wile bak. Himz had a stik. I can’t find him now, tho.
oops, sry, didn’t read teh odder comment abuv
An if nawt sexee, den I can eets it. Wif buttur an garlik.
*nom nom nom*
Snail: oh oh PLAN B: Poke him in de eye
wif a sharp….antenah?
(plots his lethal head butt)
or gibs froggee a hard suk wit mai fut! An tehre’s nawt mennee peeps can do taht!
Zee frogs alwayz haz a yooneek sens of stayl, no?
Zat’s wai Paree iz zee fashun capitul ov zee worl!
Always wear your Gastropod at a jaunty angle…
lolgastropod !!!
ORRR . gastropodlol - can has teh kyoot haircut - if awnlee tehy had hair.
gastrololpod?
gastropololod?
Gastlolpod, Ai finks…
SACRE BLEU!!!! C’EST UN ESCARGOT!!!! GET IN THE CAR!!!!
Une grande LOL pour vous!
or…obtenons dans la voiture! somting kinda los n’ trans-trons-how u sayze dat! you might just say…Allons-y! which is let’s go…
that’s why i left it “get in the car”—-something lost in translation. : )