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Yah, and that’s muh party line!
I do teh “nawt second” dans 4 U.
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Perfect!
This mus be from the sekret society of dance moves manual.
Iz baysd oan teh dansing gaymz menshond in “Pick Me” thred.
Oh good, thought I wuz gonna hafta learn a nu langwage.
Ai’ll dans this wun fur leaf. Wai nawt? Past severul danses ai has had no idea whut ai wuz doing, but wuz fun eneway! I’ll just do whut Paws has dun.
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Wheeeee – and a Whoooo HOOOOOoo tooooo!
Itz muh party
an Ai cn crai if ai wantz 2!
is ok, boris, why bobbin for beets in the borsch, is VERy popular in ummm…Siberia?
Yah that’s my party line!
Sigh…WordPress, tricks is for kids only!
Clever leaf – TWO at wun teim wehn moast peeple can’t even du wun!!!
But lolhumans are no fun :/
no fun 2 humenz but heelarious gigglz 4 deh kittehz. And it halps dem 2 to spit owt deir herblz.
Takes mai paw if u wants to live
maeks me wanna sez “pulz mah finger”
Ahhh that invigorating scent of vodka in the mornin’
Ayll nebber let go, Jack!
i wudda enjoyed titanik iffen dey had use kittehs in awll da rolez.
i were berry offended by dat moobie. felt dey trivialized a tragik ebent by usin it as backdrop 4 1-nite stand – - butt dats just meh…
I agreas, ibk. I berri intreeged bai reel storry- eben hadz a realtive woo dyed on teh titanic- luvs Walter Lord’s Night to Remember book & teh moovie butz aktuli hab nawt scene teh LdeC moobie. Went 2 C teh mewzeum ekszibbit wiff artifaxs & rekonstrukshons- berri gud! Such a frustrayting ebent- soh menny weis teh trjedi kud hav binz averted.
Nao ibk, whilst ai duz agree with u taht wuz nawt reelee such a grate moovee, butt in awl fairness, u must see taht teh 1-nite stand wuz nawt bai choyce! Ov corse – teh 1 part wuz, but given thar drutherz, ai think tehy were hoaping fur a few moar at leest.
Kittehs wuddda been grate – but – aim’t nawt at awl shure taht we cud has watcheded it at awl tehn!
Oh – has u seen the awld(er) movee “A Night to Remember.” MUCH better, Ai think.
Izzat da wun wer da pinano falls thru da floors an dat kid is trapt an tryin ta get owt? Dat wun freekt me rite owt!!!!
Kitteh iz in trayning; big match agaynst Rocky Balboa neckst Wiik.
win
Obios…Ovious…Easy to see no buddy tole dis kitteh dat some LOLpeeps tink rushin rebersal is ded.
Not me, Ai jus sayin’
Teh russyn reverz nawt ded; iz jst asleap.
Meerlee waitin fur teh rite momint!
tr00 dat, not evrifing kan has a revershal
iz onlee mostly ded.
Princess Bride FTW!!!
An as we awl know….mostly ded is slightly alibe
*picks up air compreshon fing*
If hee waz awl ded, awl wee cud do iz go thru hiz pockitz an luk fur luse chanj!
In Soviet Russia, rushin rebersal tink U is ded.
mah ROFL, lemme show u it
o mai flooffyness! I can has snorgles?
He looks like he’s gonna kick some arse..
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OK kitteh, we can has deel? Let’s shayke on it.
OOOO!! OWWW!
I can has bandayd nao, plz.
oops… aye furgot mah poyntee endz wur showen… sowwy.
cross-eyez kitteh will capshun BOFE of youz.
Uncle Floof
Wantz U
Fur teh Kitteh Army!
Plz 2 b reportings 2 neerest rekyooting station!
Kthxbai
Firs ting I tawt of too. I wanna cee a poster wif Happykat insted of Uncle Sam though
re-cuting station. iz where old kittehs go to hab dere cute re-upped???
Wud laik 2 go along wid kitteh… cud uz a re-kyootness overhall maisef.
ai’m comng with u – mai kyootness is defaynatelee in need ov overhall.
Old kitteh don’t need re-kyuting. Kittehs stay kyut forebber an ebber. Jus one moar way dey is supeer … supper … bedder dan hyomins.
i’z agree wit yu, lynxany. wun hunned per sent.
Barkeep! Gimme anodder!
Gotta be honest. This joke died years ago.
i can has cccpr?
Good pun on use of CCCP!
fank u!
ai wus kwait plaesed wiff maislef wehn ai has thinked aot dis yoke.
And ai, too, am pleased fur yu with yu. Wuz a reel gud punnee funnee.
Uncle Sam kitteh wantz u
Dis vetwans dai. Wii needz hab grate tanks tu de hoomans dat servez in militariez.
Enywun herz haz militariez personz in fambily?
Wai du sum peepul tink todai is Vetrans Dai? I tot it wuz yestahdai — annibersiaree ov teh Purl Harblz bommin.
Woodcharlotte – r u serious? Sumtiems ai nawt no. . . so, assuming u R (and lielee manee otters as well.
Today is offishul Holiday fur Veteran’s Day – becuz reel Veteran’s Day fell awn Sunday.
And whut we nao cawl Veteran’s Day used to be Armistice Day, celebrating teh end ov WW I in 1918.
eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month……
um…Purl Harblz wuz DECEMMER 7. Yoo tinking uv armustuce dai.
Purl Harblz, hahahahahaha!!
Oops. Thanks.
Vetrins in da famblee…. hoooboi!!!
I wuz in da Mareens. Ma oldest bruvver in da Mareens, ma nex bruvver in da Navy, subs.
Ma cuzzin in da Armee, I tink hims sisser in da Ayr Farce. Ma step sisser in da Armee.
Ma dad in da Navy, ma stepdad in da Navy. Ma Aunt in da Ayr Farce. Ma Grampa on mawm’s side in da Navy. Ma great great grampa on ma dad’s side fot in da Civil War fur da Souf. Ma menee greats grampa fot in da Rebolushun.
Ma hubby’s half bruvver wuz in Viet Nam. Father in LOL wuz in Armee. On hubby’s mawm’s side, hims great great great granfather lost all hims suns in da Civil War fitin fur da souf, den he camed home frum da war too, an had moar suns!!! Wuz liek 50 yeers between firs kid an las kid! Dat side uv famblee weared owt awl da wimmins!!!
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Dat’s me.
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Dat’s ma hubbee…
I wurkt hard awn dis!!! Still nawt dun….
whoooosh!!!!! dat’sd a hole lotta peeps inna armeded forses……iz loawts ob salutin going awn at ur fambily reununz????
WOW!!! B! (Ai nao see teh bee!) That’s reelee wunderful. Did u du awl the reserch bai yourself?
ai’m werkin awn one with several otter relatives – ai think we cud cawl rself purrpaps teh “odder” famblee!
In addition to the tree, I am trying to get individual pages fur each famlee member – with fotos and compeete bio info plus interesting storees.
Rite nao ai am werking as much as ai can with mai muther (91) and Ant Daisy (93) fur storees about grandparents and grate grands and grate ants and unkles.
Ai alway think – a nayme on a chart may nawt meen too much to the yung peeple coming up – but if tehy noo taht grate grate uncle Price wuz in WWI and wuz shell shocked n ended up in solderes hoam – or grate grampa George wuz runned over bai a trayne. Or sumwun wun teh Pullet Surprize. (no wun did, but wud bee intersting.
dats a hole lotta ppl, peereyod. yer fambly tree is impressuv! gud werk on teh website.
mi fadder waz pilotguy ina B-17 (aka Flying Fortress) cawled “Sherazod” (reel glad too b ablez to uze teh kitteh spellin der !) an he waz shooted down obber Germany in 1944, an waz a POW in Barth Germany til he waz liberateded (long wif bout 10,000 odder Air Corp guise and some ob teh Brits too) bi teh Russianz in MAi ob 1945………..he waz in Stalag Luft 1
He waz def in wun ear an hadda blood clot in hiz eye frum been beeten up bi an SS colonel wen teh colonel trew hiz rosary ana groond an steppeded awn it. an mi Daddy sed “u shoodn’t hab don taht , an puncheded him ina fase” sew tehy beeted him up wif riflle butts awn teh fase an shoolderz…..
he tried to scape onct an tried to swimz teh Baltic See, butt dint get far, iz bery cold…..an he waz 6′4″ an wheid 128 pondz wen he got owt…….butt he sed it wazn’t teh Germanz falt….tehy waz strvin bi den tooo.
an ai hab famibly memberz awl teh wai bak to teh rebolushun, hoo waz in teh serbise….
Sounds a bit liek my Dad too. He woz in teh Brittish Espodishunary Forss – teh ones taht dint get picked up after Dunkirk – teh Scots – he was on the Long Walk and escaped coz they thot he was ded. A family took him in but teh nayburs shopped them to teh Gestapo. Wenn he was repatriated by teh Merkans,
my Mum told me he onlee wighed 4 stones (56lbs) an he cried wen teh nurse lifted him ups to carry hims off teh plane (he had been Army HW boxing champ).
But he went on to be firefiter in Glosgow an then fort in Korea also. Had PTSD (tho we dinit no that then) an died ween Iz 18. It was his anniversary on 9 Nov too.
ai dint noes taht they waz some ob those guise lefted behind……ai thot all ob tehm wer pickeded up……(Dunkirk iz eben famuz obber heer) ur dad musta been sumfin…….ah butt he waz a Scot, an tehy ar sumfin…….”teh Ladies frum Hell” r u in Glasgow naow????
ai waz married in Scawtland, in Jedbourough, (wee haz an “announceded eloplemint”) ai hab neber been to Glascow, but taht comic Billy…..oh s***..oh yeah Connelly, iz wun ob mai faborites….he iz frum Glascow I tink….
It wer teh 58th Highland Division (mai Dad wer from Ross & Cromarty in teh highlands; we r Rosses) and tehy wer 2 far awai down teh French coast. Yeah he was sumfin. Iz not in Glasgow, Iz in Manchester, Londoner in eggsil. Nebber bin Glasgow. Edinburgh yes; Mum is from ther via Merka. Jedboro is beyootifull. U got teh gud taste. An Billy Connelly rawks!
Thank you for sharing your fathers’ stories. Sounds like they went to hell and back. I send a cyber salute to you, their family.
Thanks for the stories both.
As a historical aside, the “ladies from Hell” title came from the Highland divisions’ 19th and 19th century service in India, Afgahnistan, and Pakistan, when they fought in the kilt, and is a tribute from their opponents, to their ferocity in battle.
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…ok fien. is a litul funneh.
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[snork] BWAAAAHAHAHahahahahaaaa [hiccup] aha [koff] hahahahaaaa….
it’z teh picshoor taht makes teh joke. : )
MC Floof is in ur hous, kickn sum mad skillz0rs!!one
In soviet russia…
…russians so V, yet…YOU!!!
[snerk]
totally Renee Zellwegerz kitteh
i was thinkin barbra strysnds kitteh! babs kitteh ftw!!!!!!!!11!!
By the way, as a fan of the Mega Man series, I find this offensive on account of the harsh generalization that Rush the robot dog is communist if a “sia” is added onto his name. If anyone’s communist, it’s Dr. Cossack from Mega Man 4, judging by the time the game was created.
I also find it wrong that a white cat is used as opposed to a black cat. Judging by the tide of society, hundreds of more deserving black cats probably lined up to audition but then a the man cat–CUZ LETZ CALL EM WUT DEY AR–showed up and stole the role because of the color of his fur. Martin Luther Kitteh and Malcat Ecks would be ashamed.
We otta stik it tu da MAN!
Dat iz a accepti–expection…a eck sepp shun L E byootiful kat.
and another thing… [hic]
hee hee hee
kitteh iz hipmotizing mee……
me: ZZZZZZZZZZZ…..uh whut? yessss ur kittehness, ai wil go an fetsh teh guishi fuud, an teh cheezburgerz, an teh fether toi……ZZZZZZZ
kitteh: GIMMIE DAT !!!!!!
polite kitteh vershun…
polite kitteh: plz mai ai habe taht ting u hab der? kbithnx
Polite kitteh? Ai has nebber met wun ob dem. Just teh “Gimmeh Dat!!” kind.
Barney is polite kitteh. Ai no is hard to bleeve. He alwais asks nycelee – and ushuallee says sum kind ov tahnk yew. Reelee. A moast remarkabul kitteh.
an he reelee knows his nayme. He comes running wehn u cawl him bai nayme (heer kitteh kitteh has no meening fur him) – AND if he is tehre and u menshun his nayme – he perks up and luks at u to see if u wantz sumthing.
And wehn we has companee – and r sitting around in a cirkul – he lieks to has his awn chayre. He jumps up – settles down and lissens to the conversashun.
He also politelee sits fur a liddle bit awn everwun’s lap, so no wun gets left out!
Aw, he sownz laik bery speshul kitteh. Plz to gib him a snorgle from me.
Wowzer! Wish ai had yur kitteh at al my parteez!
Sounz liek Barney haz *much* better mannerz den mos of mai relatives . . .
Perhapz he haz a career ahed of him in a cownseling feeld of sum kined?
Kitteh sings:
Ooo how I wantz to goz home
Iz tired and I wanna goz to bed
I had a drink about a minute ago
An it went strait to my hed!
TOE FLOOFIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iz it toe floofies? Or haz he grabbt a pawful of summun ellz’s floof?
troll dectcshun?????
GRAAAAAHHHHHR!
EEEEEK! U skeered Mee!! Reeelee – ai wuz scolling down and u maed me jump!
Switchin JCH4K to decaff….nao!!
COMMUNIEST CAT!!!
PICK ME!!
dude, hang on, yu got sumfing on yur noz.
i getz it fur yu.
dun wurri. i ken sea fine wifout my glasses.
owwwiiieesss,, doawn uze teh poynty endz !!!!
akshuly i jus needz ur noes plskthx
Wai u wantz mai noze? Ju been tawkin to Mikael Jacksun agin?
Excellent!
Hands me taht cheezburger, an nobudy getz hert.
no true cuz kitteh was captioned so he is not a sowiet kitteh
Здравствуй красотка!
Zdravstvuitye, krasotka!
(‘hello sexy’ in Russian)
ummmm… “spa-si-bah”?
bleen.
No iz not true teh_n1gz. Kitteh MAKES u kapshun, den takes all da monee u make an gibs it 2 sumwun else.
By da way….how much is dis Cheezburger guy payin’ us? Ai wanna raise!
wut is dis?
wryyyyyyyyyyy