I HAS KITTEH

picture: Ron Cohen, Gorilla Foundation, lol caption: I HAS KITTEH
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picture: Ron Cohen, Gorilla Foundation, lol caption: I HAS KITTEH
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Koko, rite?
Top spot!
Sorri, culdn’t rezizt.
Oh come on, it waz just wun palindrome! It wuz congratulatoree fur Snippet!
u gots a sikness Tribble.
U jus wish u cud do paliedrones! Green green green! (Mee 2)
green is not palindrome. green iz colour. Palindromes is symmetree in werds. Like tacocat. If u reed it bakwerds, it’s da same ting
It was awesome!!
ding, dong…you’re wrong!
Wrong bout whut? “Top Spot” be palindrome fur Snippet, not mez.
Iz going back tu mai poetree. U awl seemed tu lke dat moar beter.
Wii no concatulate peopls on being nawt second enny moar?
Tribble….i am so full of teh shame fur what I sed…I thot yu wuz kongratulatin yurself…i m so berry sorree…pleeze be forgiving me….*hangs hed*
Doan feel aloan, COL…seems like teh crankee stick hit lobs ub us latelee heer.
Iz oh kay COL, iz forgives u. I trying tu abide bi awl da rules.
1. Eff u say “Quick, get in the car.” It haz tu bee bout lion.
2. Don make frist commetz sai “First one” or summat like dat. Sai sumphing bout pichure.
3. New wun aye learned tudai: Don sai “Laminate pet animal” even as palindrome.
Sumwum tink u mite be crewl tu kitteh.
Aye preciate enny halp sumwum can gives mee on da rulz. Dey suld rite dem down sumwhere. Everbody been berry nize tu tell mi dees tings.
Eye break lion rule sumtymes, butz eye putz disclamerz afer it. But eye wuld neber break kongratulatin rule.
Dis is breking mah hart.
I has a noo rule.
U duz wut feels rite in ur hart, cuz u bee gudd pursun.
Den wen sumwun onlee gibs u wun burgur juss too bee a butt pain troll, wee will chew off his fingas, an bunnee kicks him into teh fyuchur an den hugs u.
Fank yu for teh forgibness, Tribble….I worried bout it all las nite-I wuzn’t tryin tu be meen, jus jokin dat iffin yu thot yu wuz not-sekund den yu wus rong….
I never remmemmerz allah teh rulez….like Kathleen sez, yu iz gudd person….I gif yu boaf huggiez, kai????
WOW!! Eye getz tu mornin hugs tudai. Wun in odder picher, an wun heer. Gud tu start dai wif hugs. Dis goin tu be double gud dai!
An look no pailndrome! Eye be cured?… Eye hopes.
I honestlee tink palindromes be genyous!
Look up Weerd Al’s song “bob”
Or, “POT STOP”
Oh, yeah, and just in case there are any of you who still doubt Tribble, look where his/her post is.
How could Tribble have thought he/she was first when they had to click on Reply to this comment to get the comment to nest under the Furstees?
Not putting down anyone. I know people might not have thought about that fact right off.
You are now 100 % exonerated, Tribble.
Sheesh! Dis stuff!
i duznt douwts da tribbel. tribbel fink backswurd an forewurds. menny ob us too cornfustimicayted 2 finks even WUN way. let alone inside owts, upperside daown an ever which way. we still primin da enjin, gettin reddy 2 finks – - an tribbel gotz it figgered 6 ways.
tribbel, ur jenyius! **smoo**
Fank u Kathleen and IBK fur yur nize commentz. Eye preciate bein xonerated. Eye wood not brek deh nawt second rule. I haz tu bee moar careful bout teh wey eye sai somefing, sowz it not bee finked wrong. But teh palindrome gotz teh better uv mi. Eye couldnowt resist tu bring palindrome tu next pichur. Sowz eye didn’t eevalyouate how “TOP SPOT” wood luk tu other peoples wifowt xplanation.
Oh bye da wai, I iz a she. I iz Lynn dat does teh poetree. Eye wanted LOL namz. Sew I changed tu Tribble. Mi goggies name wuz Tribble.
Yes, snippet…I believe that was Koko and AllBall (the name given by the gorilla for his kitteh)…I used to love following their story…Koko was absolutely amazing!
HER kitteh! Koko iz a grl grlla.
Oh and she’s still alive.
Dis pic – iz dis Koko’s fursty kitteh teh 1 hoo went heven? Or iz dis a nuther kitteh?
Ai taut furst kitteh waz yella
You could be right….but I can’t remember for certain.
Nau – AI luk up – All Ball waz gray stripey kitteh.
Wasn’t one of tem called “Lips Lipstick” Or did taht won belong to a chimp?
lipstick were da sekint kitteh 4 koko. dey tryed 2 gets her innerested in da kitthe swif no tales. (all ball had no tale.) butt dat werent whut she lukin for. she choosed lipstick cause of da pink nosie.
Lipstick was yellow/orange.
Smokie (latest kitteh who just recently died) was all gray.
You can see Koko with each of them here:
http://www.koko.org/kidsclub/pictures/koko_kittens.html
That is the spokes-ape for the World Wild Life Federation, Koko, a Mountain Gorilla from the Congo. Koko can speak using sign language and has demonstrated remarkable abilities to communicate. Not only does she have a 1000 word vocabulary, but she also taught the world that Gorillas have emotions too. Koko’s Kitten is a famous film that documented her relationship with AllBall. When the cat later died (of non-gorilla related causes) Koko grieved for months and repeatedly asked her handlers where the kitteh had gone. They had to explain death to Koko and she was depressed for months on end, she was even observed crying, fawning over the cat’s toys, and looking longingly at pictures of her kitty. Eventually Koko adopted a second kitty (AllBall II), and much likes we humans, her heart healed.
i MISSD MY KITTEH NOW
luverli. thank y’all fur esplaynin bout koko. i has goan tew amazon an byed tew stories abowt hur. has bin saed bfur & ah sae agin, joo lurn summtin new heer eberi dai~! : )
aww. it iz important 2 remembur that we are all primatez. and that all primatez like to snuggle.
snuggle!
Thank you. Beautiful story.
Yes, tribble that is Koko.
I use to live 10 mins from her in the SF Bay Area in California. her kittahs name was “All Balls” because he was a male. She named him.
sry… he dint has no tale. dats wai she name him all ball. he curl up like a ball.
i has a little pichure book bout koko and hiz kitteh
i think it ran away :’(
koko got teh sad
THAT IS SO CUTE!
i shals hugs hims an squee hims an lubs him an cal hims george
My thoughts exactly .. hehehehe
So adorrrrwable ^_^
aaawwwwwww!!!
hopefully more gently then teh abomminabable smomans did!
To-tail-ly OT buut, my new Betta’s name is George after this passage.
I misses mai betta…hiz name wuz “Redfishbluefish”
Lol, tell me u had anofer kalled “Onefishtwofish”?
Akshuly, I has One Fish….he eated Two Fish…and ennything else I tried to put in his tank..
FTW!
Plz knot too bee squeezin two mush – udderwaise kitteh mayt splode. Mush mes. Teh pleh.
Koko was always exceedingly gentle with AllBall…they were so cute to watch together!
Squee iz OK… but wotch teh hugs..kthxbai!
I was finkin dat, too, sorta:
I will hugs him and lurves him an calls him All-ball
Curious George?
o, wrung kinda prymait, sry
Teeny tiny kitteh morsel!
My hed asplode.
Wen mai hyumin chile wuz jus a leetleboi, we folloed teh storee ov Koko an AllBall. It wuz veri veri kyoot, mai leetleboi feelin awl snorgly abowt a gorrrillla an hur pet kitteh. Naow mai leetleboi iz a beegman….an compassion and empathy….he haz it. Iz kwite grate, ackshooly.
deer drizzlesmom: ur beegman son bee bein a muchly grate purrson acauz u n hiz dahdee helpeded hims lurn 2 bee dat wayz!
Congrats on yu driz! Mai beegman just the same like yrs: he’s adoptid 2 kittehs alreddy eben tho he jst has apartmt. Mom helps with vet bills, lol.
Oh gosh.
Furst?
o_O
Sorree, dint mean to swipe it.
Aw…dat sad, snippet!!!!
U hass ebbury rite too bee furst .
*duzz a litto jig fur u*
jigs r important in dis lyfe : )
* jig jig *
jigz are hella important! if it were not for jigz, i would not be abl 2 line my holez up rite when i waz drillin thingz!
heh. i dig cute kittenz and making hardware things. like I say, gendr rolez are 4 wimpz who do not kno what they want.
u duz handeeman wurk AN lubs teh kittehs??!!
(lubs dem macho men dat lubs teh cuddlee creechurs)
(lubs name Adam, too)
Kitteh sez:
Mummeh, yoo furgetted to shayve!
Nao yu luk jus liek me. We iz both fuzz-buckits!
*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Bebbeh kitteh says: I has gorilla mommeh
“Are you my mother?”
Dr Who reference, FTW!
No, actually it is a book for children titled “Are you my mother”…I’m such a dweeb that all of the Dr Who references go right over my head!
Anofer PD Eastman clazzik.
COL, Ai lubs yoo BIG.
Lub dat book! my lil brother say “you are not my mother! you are a snort!” when i bugged him. still does say and we be 40-somethings now…
Lurves that book!
me love koko long time!
koko love u long tiem!
So cute! I love this site!
Grillah……
I haz won.
Rilly? Wher doo yu keep it? An hao beeeeg’s itz litterboks?!
intrasting kweshun. moar intrasting: wher duz gorila eliminayte? anser: where he want to. if u no like – - den U TELLS him….. i aint gonna…..
why you hand on tummy, gorillee? You too full too eats me?
Good.
silly! grillas is vejtarians! not eat kittehs!
Holy bukkit! 400 pound gorilla has it!
Awww…so cute! Kitteh looks so tiny on gorilla belleh!
Kitteh not just for brekfas ennymor…
Dis be wai phunni commint…..totallyee tungincheek !!
It’s Koko, the gorilla who can talk. She uses sign language. It’s pretty amazing.
Yep, Koko and her kitty All Ball, which she named herownself
Sors pritti awveeyuslee b Guhilla Fowndayshun, az iz listed raiy awn bawtum uv foto. Shuldz put link bak tu deyr siet tu help prahmoat wurvee kawz.
okay. i sended cheezburger a email about teh sors
thx,Kristen
Awsum! Nao iz beezin hazin link! Fanku!
dat is juss too sweet!
* splort!*
Uh ohs! CCC for Princess Mu, stat!
(and a complementary CHRG)
Plzkthxbai
uh oh! nawt worry, i’z shoor teh CCC iz heer soon. i go getz mop an bukk… hey, wer teh bukkit go?
i turnz mai bak two get mop an befoar i finishez my sentens, teh CCC is der. Dat be troo serviss!
Halo Gorililililililah, yu gibs nys snorgles but plees to eet yur banananananana soon, coz wen yur tummee rumbles itz lyk an ERFKWAKE doun hier! Kthxbaiseisemic!
Awf tawpik
Nekst weke Iz goin 2 Brazil 7 dis mournin I waz redeing a paje in Portugeez fur Dummies. I thought it said- here are some words you might want to use to talk to the lolcats. Wut? Oh, to talk to the locals. Never mind!
Yu noes yu is spendin to mush tym awn ICHC wen….!
Ai wuz reedinkinbed, teh odder nite, an Ai red teh Inglish werd “work” as teh LOLcat werd fore “walk” an got verree confuzzled!
kiwi…dat wuz teh funneh!
grate sooprize overkummed mee 4 jes a meowment!
yu noz yur spendin two much tyme here when you start actually using it to talk to students.
berry embarassing!
oor da klai-ends.
Ai cownsulur, wurk wif da peepls woo add…uddik…akdid….haz 2 much drugnbooze uzing.
Dey luks at meez BERY funneh wen I sais “Herrowin? DO NOT WANT!”
but is TROO! and teh berry hisstairahkel.
yeh–I libs in feer dat wun day I will rite comments on my studnets’ papers in lolkitteh:
Wut is ur fesis statemint?
Ware is ur evvy dense?
Ur speling is atroshus?
GAHHH!!!1!!1
mmmm… duz u meen feces statemint?
(sry – cudden halp dat!)
Hee hee. Yoo neber noes ware yoo mite runz into a lolcat!
Very large eyes looking up:
“Are you my mummeh?”
Man do I feel safe!
looks up to gremlin
No not hit spideyman…I MEAN, whoops, I saw yer name while WP was processg
hi ya…
Muh second attempt to tries to tell u is me!
Leaf
Hay, waiddaminnit!
*luks down at orinj self tapping at keybord*
But *DIS* is me heer. Wun minnit I wuz on dat uvver pikshoor, dansing da can-can wif Paul an SJ an JCH4K. Den suddenlee I seez dis posting dat luks liek itz frum meh!
Aiy’m meh! Aiy reely am meh!
*luks suspishuslee at leaf; luks back down at orinj self, awl confyoozed*
-from teh *reel* gremlin
Fer sum reezon, dis geefs me da pleghs…
I iz frayed for da kitteh…aye uzually not troll….but doan no….juss plegh…
nawt to worrie! was bery touching tru lub storee! see thornius below and uvvers esplane.
you is nawt troll, we noes.
IZ Koko and her kitteh Allball. Koko named kitteh herself. Kitteh later died. traynor say Koko cry and cry. Koko helped bury kitteh, Koko then say that “Allball go to comfortable hole. Bye bye.” My daughter studies gorillas at zoos. she tek minnie pictures ob dem. Meh studee gorillas, too. Daughter send MEH minnie pichers ob dem, 2.
Ah, Mr. Thornius….so nice to know I’m not the only one who followed Koko’s story!
after da axxidint dat killded him, dey axt koko hao she feeled bout all ball. she sayed she feeled “red”. dat were koller ob her greef. poor fing. i knows she hadded a kitteh she name lipstick. him had a pinkie nosie. (see? i berry mutch like koko. i lurves dose pinkie nosies and pinkie toesies.)
i also member da gorila-gurl hu save da behbeh boi dat falled in da gorila pit at da zuu. wisht i cud member her name. peepels from awl ober da whirrled sended her banananas as fanku.
dese are wonnerfull beins, gorilas.
TY ittehbitteh! Wish I redded this far b4 commint up ther! I think teh kitteh’s naem waz “Lips Lipstick”. Not a chimp atall.
AAAARGH. I jus redded the reply to mah first commint.
Can not Do. I gibs up.
doan gibes up. i fink so da wurd press borks wif us awll…
also i sawded ur reply – berry sweet. i lurves u!
da wurd press aktin funneh. i notiss i can sees postes an den – presto! – dey disapeers…
Thank u! I felt such a jerk. That’s why I said AAARGH as well and I hadn’t read u and Dave either …. doofuss c’est moi!
hahaha!! u no jurk. *shmoo*
*schmoo* 2 u 2
U gais!
smiles an *paw flops*
Dat gorila-gurl name Bindi. She stil live an haz bebehs. Ai wurkt at dat zu.
Anudder tym a gorila-boi helpp leetl boi hu fell in gorila yard – dat at zu in UK.
fanku, falco. dey R so nice. i lurves gorilas.
Uhm, ’skyuze me, but is teh kitteh abowt to try to NURSE from teh griller?!?!!!11!
No want 2 C next pitchur after kitteh bytes down on grilleh’s nipl.
I’ve never seen a lolrilla be4 – have you?
Meh submit one cuppel ob munts ago but dey not use. My daughter photographs gorillas.
WOW!! Does she have a website you would feel comfortable sharing! That is AWESOME. You must be really proud. Can you tell us anything about it?
Sorry. That just got me really excited!
iz kinda lyke marc antony and pussyfoot from da cartoons.
marc antony is da big ole goggie and pussyfoot be da kyoot kitteh what kneads wif her tonenails en den settles down to nap on hims back.
big ole gariller lubs de wee kitteh and is eber so gentles.
I lurved that one soooo muchly. He be doin hims big fearse doggeh barks, and kitteh jus purr and kneads. So much kyoot!
Eberee buddee needs a kitteh to lurvs!
Koko died a few years ago, right? And neither AllBall 1 or 2 is alive. And in spite of the fact that Koko adopted and cared for her pet something like 20 years ago, gorillas are more endangered than ever and are still portrayed as fierce, dangerous predators. Sorry to vent in human speak, but will humans ever learn?
Koko passed away several years ago….but the Center’s work still goes on!
No, Koko is still very much alive. It was Michael who died in 2000. Michael was Koko’s brother/confidante– they had wanted them to mate but Koko regarded him as a brother rather than a potential husband.
goes to grillah foundayshon page and luk at all da pikshurs of koko koko koko! she one clever grrrilla! koko paynts n drawls n talks.
if u luk bak in arkive of grillah foundayshon u can see pikshurs of koko “trying out” new kitttiekats from san francisko SPCA. is sooper kyute. kitty sits on koko’s head.
koko has birfday and is 36! she wants babee grrrrilla and plays wif a dolly. luk at da pikshurs! is amazzzing!
Fank yu guize for sharin dat Koko is still alive!!!! I fot I reeded it in teh Nashunal Geografik dat she wuz gone…how wunnerful!!!
Ai thot Koko wuz still live? No?
I nawt prowd to be hooman. But sinze ai iz, an awl, ai tri to be GUD hooman, an hel the lolanimals all ober da wurld.
Pls b prawd tew b human!!!!
thankgod, (er whutever u feel) dat we can has deese conversations!
RAH explained nycely :
fur a man to express a love ov awl tings natual,
but a distayste of things man made,
indicates a self loathing.
to extoll da beauti ov da beaver dam
an express a dilyke for da dams built bi man
indicates that man is naught part ov nature
an dat is simply naught trew
(ahm shore ah paraphrazed dat badli, sori!)
Care troll. It’s just a nice picture.
aren’t tehy (gorillas) mostly veggitarrians ????
yup. chimpanzehs nom moar proteens…
IBK tanks for info.
Sry to hound u, but just hope u got my other messages, Much respekt and win to u.
Kitteh: U iz teh gorilla mah dreemz!
Kitteh with 400 pound Gorilla
Sits wherever kitteh wants to
The Gorilla Foundation indicates that Koko is still alive and trying to mate. What a wonderful animal! And a kitteh lover to boot!
tihs not teh wai i reemembr kingkong an fay ray.
LOL
Mommee Gorilla
now haz liddill fuzze lump
2 lubbz an keepz kleen
Jack.
ohai, jack. i bens missin u.
{{{jack}}}
i lurve koko. i knows she gone. i sry bout dat. i gotz no dowt she in hebben wif her first lil kitteh all ball. fakt, i sure she playin wif MAH kittehs dere tew.
**shmoo in mah hart 4 koko**
Hi, ibk:
Beenz misseeng mah you andz teh lolfrendz 2.
Innurrnetz ‘Splorrur and/oarz Wurd Press haz been eeteeng mah poastz.
Jack.
dad BURN da wurd press. stinkin filfeh no-gud blasted fing… (as xample)
i finks u needs 2 curses it so it wurk. dats da teho-meffod.
wich maeks purfik sens. ob corss.
ob cursss *&^¨¥)^&!!!!11!!%**
We hav AWL been missing u. Sumwun sayed u were in teh USAF and had to go away sumtiems (or sumthing liek taht). Hao can these things keep eeting yur poasts?
Hi, JCH4K:
I duuno howz or wiez mah poastz get eeted.
Deyz benz gettin eeted 4 abowt 2 weekz now.
Jack.
Jack, glad you’re back. I always enjoy your lovely haiku. Not just the style, but the sweetness of the thoughts.
JACK! JACK’S BACK!!
yu r teh pumkin king!
sry WP ated yer posties, an nevar horkeded em bak up. tehy mustv ben gud posties!
Kitteh sez, “I HAS GURILLA!”
Who iz rite?
boaff, acorse! : )
Kitteh owns all prymates, speshully hoomans.
I remembr stori uv Koko an AllBall. Wuz bery sweet. I kriyd wen I red AllBall died – wuz hit by kar? Wuz happi agen wen I herd Koko got uther kitteh to luvs. Evrywun shud hav kitteh to luvs.
da nex wun she name lipstick. butt da boy gorila wudden call him lipstick. i doan members da nem he used. dey had deir liddel tiffs an argumints…
wun tmie reseerchers wuz tryin 2 coax sumfin ‘naugheh” owt ob michael. dey axt him, whuts diffrins tween boy gorila an gurl gorila. hiz anser: “good gorilla teeth” an he smileded. da boy gorilas got da fangs!!
Koko!!! I read about her in kindergarten and I have ever forgotten her or All-Ball since. (I’m a senior in college now).
Koko iz still alive. U can C her website at http://www.koko.org. Is very smart and sweet lolrilla!
There was a sign-language speaking gorilla that just passed away a week or so ago, wasn’t there? Or was that a chimp? I didn’t read the story, just saw the headline.
This kitteh’s all tucked in with her paws, so obviously she’s comfy and feels perfectly safe.
Dat wurz a chimpazee, she name iz Washoe. She wurz the berry furst ape to
lern hyooman sighn langwage. She tawt it to udder chimpazees too. Washoe challanje all da eztablizmint.
Koko are still alive. Her Brother Michael died, as did her kitteh, All Ball. She live not too far in Woodside.
As a member of the American association of real gorilla hardcore feminists of the underground (otherwise known as AARGH F U) I find this completely offensive. It promotes infidelity in male gorillas. Every time a person lols at this, a female gorilla committs suicide because her husband threw her aside for some sweet young thing. This is not good because gorillas are endangered.
Ass.
I can has pitch in contribution for much needed vacation for D.R.?
Maybe a 3 week Caribbean Cruise?
(geez ppl I has kidding)
Dass OK theDave, I fot it was funnee.
Cep feminiss gurlillas wud prolly say a gurlilla wifout a guylilla is like a fish wifout a bysickle.
Ur (dis)organization shud call itself teh Cowalishun fur Grilla Fambly Valyoos or sumpin.
srsly. i offiser of AARGH F U, an r motto is “F U!” dats whut we says 2 everbuddy hu doan bellong. hm. sumtimes we says dat 2 eeach uvver tew…
plus, doan to bee callin me da sekretery, eben dough i sends owt da newslettrses 4 AARGH FU to awll 6 members city-wide. i r correspondints offiser. an i has u too knowses: i pays dat postidg mahseff.
(fot was funneh, dave. mebbe we needs a sekrit, members onleh sine 4 da hyumer.)
I’z isnt onleh teh prezdunt ov AARGH F U…
I also iz teh viec prezdunt.
but does u yoos teh produkts?
of corse nawt! do not want gurilla tamponz.
Some of us got it. And thought it was hilarious!
Dis wuz teh funnay!
*lolz*
this site brightens my day so so much… this is one of the sweetes pictures ever. How could someone not love animals when they see something like this?
thank you!
Soft good cat
Maybe kitteh says, “I has gorililililililila!”
Who has who?
This piccie brought a tear to mah eye! I loves teh Koko. She loved All Ball SO MUCH. She was inconsolable when her kitteh died.
Huuminz would b surprized at how much teh gorillaz feel. They are VERY similar to us. Koko’s brudder Michael was saved from teh poachers, but his entire family was killed by them. Even though Michael was only an infant when he was saved, even as an adult he had horrible night terrors about the poachers. PTSD. He didn’t know as many ASL signs as Koko, but he was able to communicate the contents of the dreams to his huuminz when he woke up in a frenzy. Hopefully us huuminz will learn someday and will help protect others in the animal kingdom.
Washoe the chimpanzee, who learned sign language, had a vocabulary of a hyooman 5-year old!
AMEN
Kitteh tinks “what a nice looking hyooman.”
Yup, she’s probably thinking that Koko is a perfected version of hyoomin – hyoomin + opposable thumbs + warm fur all over, oh my!
I fink kitteh will finally has to discuss 800 lb gorilla in room.
Koko’s kittens: All Ball (grey and white tabby) – died 1984, Lipstick (orange) – died ?, Smoky (grey)- died 2004. The kitten in this picture looks like one identified as a visiting kitty named Mo-Mo.
In Soviet Russia, kitteh has gorilla.
Too cute too cute TOO CUTE!
I luvs how gorilla iz smilingk at cute kitteh.
I has conehead?
Is gorlolla?
Well, well, well.
Seems like it’s time for a gorilla joke.
(yeh, yeh, I said I was running off to bed, but y’all know I’m a liar.
Wut teh hell.
I wunna tellit in lol.
A man wuz verruh despondunt. Hee wuzz verruh verruh fat, an did not noe how too getz rid ub it. Hee wuz feelun verruh bad (cuz hee not has ICHC) an wuntud too doo awai wiff himself.
He wuz walking down street an saw a sign.
Wuz weight loss sign. It wuz relevunt too his interrusts.
Said, “Lose Fiffteh powns obbernite or dubbul munnee back.”
He snortud.
“Wut I gotz too lose?”
Hee goes in and dey talks too him an prepares him fur teh experiyunts.
Hee must take off all him clothes.
Dey leed him too room.
Dey opun door and shove him inside.
Hee luk arown, nerrbusslee.
Is teh moas beeyutiful, wunnerful womun in wurld. She has sign. It say, “If u can catch me, u can HAS mee!”
Wew.
He chases an chases, too no avail.
Afffur awile, dey cums fur him. He is led away, dissupointed. Dey way him on scale.
Hee has lost fiftee powns!
He sooooo happee!
He pracktiklee runs dere teh nex day.
Trows off his close.
Says, Take me too teh room!
Dey close door beehind him. Hee luks arown fur lubblee laddee. Hee noes hee gonna lose annuder 50 powns…soo happee!
Hee sees 8 hunnerd pown gurilla.
Him has sine.
It say,
“If I catches u, I gets to HAB u.”
/him losted dat lass fiftee powns….
Yikes.
Wunnted too doo awai wif self wuz supposed to hab
not
Yeh, I noe is petty, but yuck. I still had too say.
Kathleen, wot u sayin’
u OK?
Kare bout u…
Kathleen….dat wuz berry cute joke!! Fanks for teh giggle!
she was talkin bout joke she posted above
lolhuumans here are so kind
ps: kathleen, how do you do dem smileys liek taht?
Whew!
(Wipes teh sweat frum teh 4hed!)
Aw!!
Just type the following :
then, right next to it, type )
It will look like a smile on it’s side, and html will turn it into a real smile.
Typing like a stoopy is ruining my grammar AND spelling.
Pleh.
like dis?
I ment to say aw too u.
I not reccunizes ur name!! A nice surprise-wut a nice ting too say.
Go-Rilla noe speek lolcat, himz tawk sine languege. Butt tehy comoonikates rly gud anyway!
Iz gud lessen 4 us human beans, i tinks.
LOLGORILLA. COOL.
And the next picture shows the monkey eating the cat.
You eateds it?
OMG koko and ball!!