I HAS KITTEH

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picture: Ron Cohen, Gorilla Foundation, lol caption: I HAS KITTEH
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Koko, rite?
Top spot!
Sorri, culdn’t rezizt.
Oh come on, it waz just wun palindrome! It wuz congratulatoree fur Snippet!
u gots a sikness Tribble.
U jus wish u cud do paliedrones! Green green green! (Mee 2)
It was awesome!!
ding, dong…you’re wrong!
Wrong bout whut? “Top Spot” be palindrome fur Snippet, not mez.
Iz going back tu mai poetree. U awl seemed tu lke dat moar beter.
Wii no concatulate peopls on being nawt second enny moar?
Tribble….i am so full of teh shame fur what I sed…I thot yu wuz kongratulatin yurself…i m so berry sorree…pleeze be forgiving me….*hangs hed*
Doan feel aloan, COL…seems like teh crankee stick hit lobs ub us latelee heer.
Iz oh kay COL, iz forgives u. I trying tu abide bi awl da rules.
1. Eff u say “Quick, get in the car.” It haz tu bee bout lion.
2. Don make frist commetz sai “First one” or summat like dat. Sai sumphing bout pichure.
3. New wun aye learned tudai: Don sai “Laminate pet animal” even as palindrome.
Sumwum tink u mite be crewl tu kitteh.
Aye preciate enny halp sumwum can gives mee on da rulz. Dey suld rite dem down sumwhere. Everbody been berry nize tu tell mi dees tings.
Eye break lion rule sumtymes, butz eye putz disclamerz afer it. But eye wuld neber break kongratulatin rule.
Dis is breking mah hart.
I has a noo rule.
U duz wut feels rite in ur hart, cuz u bee gudd pursun.
Den wen sumwun onlee gibs u wun burgur juss too bee a butt pain troll, wee will chew off his fingas, an bunnee kicks him into teh fyuchur an den hugs u.
Fank yu for teh forgibness, Tribble….I worried bout it all las nite-I wuzn’t tryin tu be meen, jus jokin dat iffin yu thot yu wuz not-sekund den yu wus rong….
I never remmemmerz allah teh rulez….like Kathleen sez, yu iz gudd person….I gif yu boaf huggiez, kai????
WOW!! Eye getz tu mornin hugs tudai. Wun in odder picher, an wun heer. Gud tu start dai wif hugs. Dis goin tu be double gud dai!
An look no pailndrome! Eye be cured?… Eye hopes.
I honestlee tink palindromes be genyous!

Look up Weerd Al’s song “bob”
Or, “POT STOP”
Oh, yeah, and just in case there are any of you who still doubt Tribble, look where his/her post is.
How could Tribble have thought he/she was first when they had to click on Reply to this comment to get the comment to nest under the Furstees?
Not putting down anyone. I know people might not have thought about that fact right off.
You are now 100 % exonerated, Tribble.
Sheesh! Dis stuff!
i duznt douwts da tribbel. tribbel fink backswurd an forewurds. menny ob us too cornfustimicayted 2 finks even WUN way. let alone inside owts, upperside daown an ever which way. we still primin da enjin, gettin reddy 2 finks - - an tribbel gotz it figgered 6 ways.
tribbel, ur jenyius! **smoo**
Fank u Kathleen and IBK fur yur nize commentz. Eye preciate bein xonerated. Eye wood not brek deh nawt second rule. I haz tu bee moar careful bout teh wey eye sai somefing, sowz it not bee finked wrong. But teh palindrome gotz teh better uv mi. Eye couldnowt resist tu bring palindrome tu next pichur. Sowz eye didn’t eevalyouate how “TOP SPOT” wood luk tu other peoples wifowt xplanation.
Oh bye da wai, I iz a she. I iz Lynn dat does teh poetree. Eye wanted LOL namz. Sew I changed tu Tribble. Mi goggies name wuz Tribble.
Yes, snippet…I believe that was Koko and AllBall (the name given by the gorilla for his kitteh)…I used to love following their story…Koko was absolutely amazing!
HER kitteh! Koko iz a grl grlla.
Oh and she’s still alive.
Dis pic - iz dis Koko’s fursty kitteh teh 1 hoo went heven? Or iz dis a nuther kitteh?
Ai taut furst kitteh waz yella
You could be right….but I can’t remember for certain.
Nau - AI luk up - All Ball waz gray stripey kitteh.
Wasn’t one of tem called “Lips Lipstick” Or did taht won belong to a chimp?
lipstick were da sekint kitteh 4 koko. dey tryed 2 gets her innerested in da kitthe swif no tales. (all ball had no tale.) butt dat werent whut she lukin for. she choosed lipstick cause of da pink nosie.
Lipstick was yellow/orange.
Smokie (latest kitteh who just recently died) was all gray.
You can see Koko with each of them here:
http://www.koko.org/kidsclub/pictures/koko_kittens.html
That is the spokes-ape for the World Wild Life Federation, Koko, a Mountain Gorilla from the Congo. Koko can speak using sign language and has demonstrated remarkable abilities to communicate. Not only does she have a 1000 word vocabulary, but she also taught the world that Gorillas have emotions too. Koko’s Kitten is a famous film that documented her relationship with AllBall. When the cat later died (of non-gorilla related causes) Koko grieved for months and repeatedly asked her handlers where the kitteh had gone. They had to explain death to Koko and she was depressed for months on end, she was even observed crying, fawning over the cat’s toys, and looking longingly at pictures of her kitty. Eventually Koko adopted a second kitty (AllBall II), and much likes we humans, her heart healed.
i MISSD MY KITTEH NOW
luverli. thank y’all fur esplaynin bout koko. i has goan tew amazon an byed tew stories abowt hur. has bin saed bfur & ah sae agin, joo lurn summtin new heer eberi dai~! : )
aww. it iz important 2 remembur that we are all primatez. and that all primatez like to snuggle.
snuggle!
Thank you. Beautiful story.
Yes, tribble that is Koko.
I use to live 10 mins from her in the SF Bay Area in California. her kittahs name was “All Balls” because he was a male. She named him.
sry… he dint has no tale. dats wai she name him all ball. he curl up like a ball.
i shals hugs hims an squee hims an lubs him an cal hims george
My thoughts exactly .. hehehehe
So adorrrrwable ^_^
aaawwwwwww!!!
hopefully more gently then teh abomminabable smomans did!
To-tail-ly OT buut, my new Betta’s name is George after this passage.
I misses mai betta…hiz name wuz “Redfishbluefish”
Lol, tell me u had anofer kalled “Onefishtwofish”?
Akshuly, I has One Fish….he eated Two Fish…and ennything else I tried to put in his tank..
FTW!
Plz knot too bee squeezin two mush - udderwaise kitteh mayt splode. Mush mes. Teh pleh.
Koko was always exceedingly gentle with AllBall…they were so cute to watch together!
Squee iz OK… but wotch teh hugs..kthxbai!
I was finkin dat, too, sorta:
I will hugs him and lurves him an calls him All-ball
Curious George?
o, wrung kinda prymait, sry
Teeny tiny kitteh morsel!
My hed asplode.
Wen mai hyumin chile wuz jus a leetleboi, we folloed teh storee ov Koko an AllBall. It wuz veri veri kyoot, mai leetleboi feelin awl snorgly abowt a gorrrillla an hur pet kitteh. Naow mai leetleboi iz a beegman….an compassion and empathy….he haz it. Iz kwite grate, ackshooly.
deer drizzlesmom: ur beegman son bee bein a muchly grate purrson acauz u n hiz dahdee helpeded hims lurn 2 bee dat wayz!
Congrats on yu driz! Mai beegman just the same like yrs: he’s adoptid 2 kittehs alreddy eben tho he jst has apartmt. Mom helps with vet bills, lol.
Oh gosh.
Furst?
o_O
Sorree, dint mean to swipe it.
Aw…dat sad, snippet!!!!
U hass ebbury rite too bee furst .
*duzz a litto jig fur u*
jigs r important in dis lyfe : )
* jig jig *
jigz are hella important! if it were not for jigz, i would not be abl 2 line my holez up rite when i waz drillin thingz!
heh. i dig cute kittenz and making hardware things. like I say, gendr rolez are 4 wimpz who do not kno what they want.
u duz handeeman wurk AN lubs teh kittehs??!!
(lubs dem macho men dat lubs teh cuddlee creechurs)
(lubs name Adam, too)
Kitteh sez:
Mummeh, yoo furgetted to shayve!
Nao yu luk jus liek me. We iz both fuzz-buckits!
*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Bebbeh kitteh says: I has gorilla mommeh