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  1. divageek says:

    Wun, too, free, HOIST!

  2. Ambercat says:

    chello dooette!

  3. fafoosh says:

    at lees itz no wardrobe malfunkshun!

  4. Melissa says:

    I’m nawt frowin annee munnees to dem 2.
    * Koverin chilunz eyes*

  5. iamhoff says:

    Wayrz teh zambony?

  6. doctorcat says:

    And now, a cello duet. . .

  7. ronniecat says:

    Kaybeckqua Lolcat Hockey Warrier sez, “Ah fahrt in ur jeneral direcshun…”

  8. nice personality says:

    oh noez! iz wardroab malfunkshun!

  9. Spryte808 says:

    eye jus chekin my harblz kthxbai

  10. medicated_maiden says:

    …dis are very…hrm..dis is not fambly friendlee sho?

  11. divageek says:

    HALP! Smokey!!! I stuckded liek dis!

    I can has jaws of life?

  12. sish says:

    Iz gud kleen entrtaynmint!

  13. leaf says:

    Gittin ready to puck-it to yer mama, sign sealed and DELIVERED!

    Yah, let’s go, and see if u kin do it

  14. two_kittehs says:

    Our yogah skillz let us show u them

  15. ittehbittehkitteh says:

    whut??? anuvver cello solo….? i goes for beers. whut u wants?

  16. karen says:

    a new low in half-time sho.
    harbl-lickin.
    i don’t think so.
    let’s go.

  17. Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger says:

    Yay Divageek! Tiem fur nawt-sekond dans!

    *sings*

    cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
    cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
    cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
    cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
    cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
    cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans

    PURR-OVOCATIVE POSING!
    PURR-OVOCATIVE POSING!

    cat, Ahm ah titti tat, an’ Ai miaou miaou miaou, an’ Ai miaou miaou miaou
    cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai miaou miaou miaou, an’ Ai miaou miaou miaou
    cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
    cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans

    Ai sez sechsy fings tu mahself wen Ai’s … DANSING!
    *ta ta ting ting ting*
    Ai sez sechsy fings tu mahself wen Ai’s … DANSING!
    *ta ta ting ting ting*

    PURR-OVOCATIVE POSING!
    PURR-OVOCATIVE POSING!

    cat, Ahm ah pitty pat, an’ Ai boop boop boop bee dee beep bop bop
    cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai miaou miaou miaou, an’ Ai miaou miaou miaou
    cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans
    cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai miaou miaou miaou, an’ Ai miaou miaou miaou
    cat, Ahm ah kitti cat, an’ Ai dans dans dans, an’ Ai dans dans dans

    *ting*

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Wow! Are those reelee awl the reel werds??

    • kiwican says:

      PURR-OVOCATIVE POSING!

      cat, Ahm ah titti tat, an’

      pleez 2 be watschin wutz u rite der, eh? Famblee shoh, bemember?

      (adds secret sign for teh hyoomur)
      Gud sawng & danss!

    • divageek says:

      Awl dis AND a Pullet Surprise!!!! I shouldz be Nawt Sekund moar often. :) Fank u , fank u bery much! (Say in Elvis accent)

      :) :) :)

    • Melissa says:

      I allus wondred whut dat
      “purr ovocative posing” part wus!
      Fankoo! I has to lissen nao.

      • Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger says:

        Ai alwais fot eet wur “bullits bukkits an bounsing” … untiwl ai foun teh leeriks!

    • salleh says:

      TC, OT……..ai reeded ur note frum teh lazer kittehz pittchure, an coodn’t “reply” der, butt ai wanteded u to noes taht ai noes zactly wher u r at, ai am tween homez at tish tyme, an depresseded, an cnat find werk, an needz majur dentle werk, pretti messied up…….nawt eesy huh???? if u try to b bravest, ai wil too…….

      if weee luuk owt fur eech odder, maibe tings wil getz happitail fur us, we nise peeps……ai wisheses u LOAWTS an LOAWTS ob luk, an goodest fortunez…….an….an… an… jest ai b tinkin ob u…

      {{{{{{{{{{TC}}}}}}}}}}

      • Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger says:

        AI LUBS U SALLEH!!!!!!

        can has Hagrid-style boohooings nao.

      • dapanferkitteh says:

        Salleh! UB brav!!!! I no whut it liek to beez wifowt gud hom and wifout helth inshurenz, an sik. Beed dere. Naw tings are gud fur me, and ai pray wif all my hart an spiritz for yoo to find yer bliss, an stabi..tabili…sta…da plase ware tings be solids.

        Ai wishes mani happitail to yooo!!!!

        {{{{{TC and Salleh}}}}}

        • CrazyOldLady says:

          Pleeze to no dat we ALL here are hope-in yu guize find new homez and gud jobz…iffin yu live to be as old as mee, deze fings happin sometimez!! I lubz yu guize an will say little prayerz fur yu!! Think positive thotz, kai?!

      • gremlin says:

        Hi der, Salleh. Yoo keep yor chin up, K?

        We livz fur de happitail daiyz,
        butt we alzo makes it thru de hareball daiyz too. Togevvur!

        Ai’m still catchin up on teh piktshoors frum late lass week. Der was sum sad stuff goin on. Sowry I dint git to wriet sooner – yoo all had me cryin big wet teers.

        I leff hugz an gud wishez under “Showin de Squirlz me harbalz” fur Lufflaff, Anny-luv, an Itteh-Bitteh. Yoo al brave-harted, kitteh-luvvin peeps. Yoo rock!

        {hugz to awl thos wif hurtin hartz an hard tiemz} Let the laffter an de luv help yoo heel . . .

        • annyluvsprintie says:

          Hi gremlin! I red ur other wurdz an dint say much coz I wuz 2 moved 2.
          U r a beeg oranj wonder an SO not poysin! {{{gremlin}}} agen.

          Salleh – Iz wif u girrl. {{{u}}} 2. Evry gud wish an prayer 2 u.

        • ittehbittehkitteh says:

          duznt eben knows whut 2 say. i finks i finded sum ob da bestest peepel in da whirrled heer. i so benn in same playce. sawded da moobie “persoot ob happines” – crieded mah eyse owt, cause i been dere. i duin fine wif da job nao, nebber ebber gonna fergit da bad old days. i opens mah hart wide 4 peepels whu hertin, speshaleh wen hertin like dat.

          {{{{anny, gremlin, kafleen, janet, salleh, tiny cheezburgers, manfred mom, momcat}}}}

          salleh, iffen i knowed whut u lukin 4 – i wud luk 4 u 2. ***smoo***

          (an plz see iffen sumbuddy can 2 halp wif da dantel wurks. i frayed dat berry scaredy – berry bad 4 helf wen teefies goes yechy. mutch paynfull 2 has da wurk, butt u bees helhier an feels betterer.)

    • onceajinx says:

      Sankyoo fur da reel wurds! Ai luvs it, but neber unnerstood da caterwalling uv da singer in dat part! LOL!

  18. Cottleston Pie says:

    It’s better than some washed-up old rock artist lip-synching to a 30-year-old song.

    Still, I’d rather watch the Mini Mites.

    • LBeeeze says:

      ai cudn’t agree moar….

      iffen dis wuz a reel half-tyme show canz u juz imajuns wut two

      flexible male celebreteez wud be dee stars of de shoo ???

      where’s stend when u need ‘em ???

    • lowly grunt says:

      It’s better than some washed-up old rock artist lip-synching to a 30-year-old song.

      *gasp* wut r u sayin CP? shurly not dat sir mick wuz not reely singin hiz song? Oh dah humanatee!

      • Cottleston Pie says:

        I must have missed that. Did Mick lip-synch something? (For a sports nut, I really don’t watch that much sports.)

        Actually, I was thinking of a hockey game I went to a few years ago where the halftime entertainment was some rock guitarist who I can’t remember now, but when the intermission was over, he quit singing and playing, but the song kept going on…

  19. Tunaonmymind says:

    thanks for making diet coke come out through my nostrils!

    Heeeeheeee…..

    • Stevie Wondah says:

      i fink we needz to kep a tally uf teh liquidz excapin da noztrills of peeps on the interwebs. kuld be impotent mehdikal statishtiks fo futur diagnostiks. hoo noes waht teh loooong 2erm komplikashions kud be??

      icanhascheezeburger shud appwy fo a gwant an hire sum mehdikal interms an gwad studnts fo dis impotent studi!!!!!!!!1!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Starknight says:

        Iz bettah dan dat… dis party… pretty… taip of ting gots a naim onz da Yousnet.

        Iz called ‘kittening’… an’ iz so-naimed abter mai laydee-fren hoo goze bai ‘kitten’ ahn teh Innerwubs.

        Srsly.

  20. LB says:

    Yeah… um, there is no half time show in hockey. Thanks for trying though.

    • cheezburgler says:

      unwarrunted complayntz, prawpur spelleeng… ai tink ur doin eet rong

      • Stevie Wondah says:

        ya snd LB 2 da peenaltee bux an da uder team getz a fwee thwo from da 10 yarrd lyne an tehy can snd in da pinch hittah 2, onces tehy are dun with playin wif da harbls, uf coors.

      • LB says:

        Oh man, you wouldn’t catch me talking lolspeak gibberish at any time.

        Just was making the comment that there is no half time show in hockey to a bunch of American retards too hooked on football to know any better.

        • JAJEH says:

          Gedyer nose oudda da air, or u trip over yer aun FEET!

        • BonzoGal says:

          Oh man, u wudn’t ketch meh nawt gitting a joak at enny tyme.

          Just wuz makin teh kommint dat dere is no sense uv hyoomor in LB’s hed 2 a literalist too huuked on hiz/hur oan pedantree 2 no enny bedder.

        • Inigo says:

          hooked on wot?

          • Stevie Wondah says:

            i fink wez awl hooked on lolfoniks

            LB iz juz ah pahtypooah, is not so gweat achualy. he’iz pobabli an Vancouvah Canukistan fan anis a konstnat sorloosor cuz dey awlways messes up dah cup uf da Lord Stanely. Oh eveh worst, Tdot Maple Weafs fans, OMFGwtfisupwitdat?

        • Nika says:

          I think YOU don’t get the point of this site, nasty person with no sense of humor. (Look, I’m even using proper English!) We KNOW that hockey doesn’t have a halftime show. Moron. I happen to be American and enjoy hockey much more than I do American football.
          And not everyone here is American! We have people from all over the world, including England, South Africa, and Iran. Also, please don’t call people “retards”–some of us work with special needs children and adults and very much resent that term.
          So hoos teh asshoal stoopyhed NAO?!?!?!

    • ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

      obveusly u did not look at teh picture at awl or ud notice this is AIR hokee. And halftyme in teh air hokey okkurs after i totally kall that im gonna maek a bank shot off teh lerft on u, and then i do it eggsaktly az i sed, an den say ‘hey jabroni, make like teh gurl u are an get me a beer”.
      p.s. not taking a joke seriously – ur doing it rong.

  21. cyclepromo says:

    Best dan does Aple eafs

  22. Theresa says:

    And now, TWO chello solos.

  23. D.R. says:

    Is hockey tabel. Is no hafftyme. Is innermishons.

    U make stoopey mistaek… I eet playurz on tabel.

  24. Thornius says:

    Janet Jackson kittehs gib us REEL haftaim “SHOW”

  25. He is the Dave says:

    …it apeerz teh anowncr iz ceiling cat…

  26. kitteh mamma says:

    iz no haf-time in hockeeeeeee

  27. Theresa says:

    Kitteh smells fedderal commoonikayshins commishun.

  28. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    My sister an I cumz out onto teh rink and strip leezurly to pink floyde’s “lerning to fly’. we then hoist our legs into the air and proseed to lick our own privateses. after a while we turn to eachother and lick eachothers privateses. then my sister eats the hed off an igwana while i poop in a shoo. for owr finallee we help dik cheney peform a borshun on a crak addled trany nymfo gettin butsehks frum a chanesaw.

    My god that’s horrible! What do you call your act?

    (c’mon, y’all know u wanna post it…)

    • onceajinx says:

      Wow, dat wuzzint in MY verzun uv Aristocats!

      Oh. Ai see….

    • adam says:

      teh ariztocratz!

      ROFL!

    • dapanferkitteh says:

      S&MS – ai fink Iz in lub.

      Dat bestest Aristoc(r)ats set up EBER!!!!!

      *flurtink shamlessly*

      • ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

        onoes shameless flurlink is teh kind i iz most week to! do not tell mai husbear, he could get teh gel ous.
        husbear an dapanfer is (un)natural emenies in teh wylde?

        • dapanferkitteh says:

          welllll….sinse da panfer kitteh duz nawt want to upset da huzbear, she baks off, an offurs to make nise shortbred to go wif da scotch.

          (Seriuslee – gud shortbred cookees wif a gud, peaty singul malt? Iz heven.)

  29. onceajinx says:

    OT, but impoatint:

    Ai noze dat menee uv us heer tinks R pets iz veree preshuss, wurth moar dan gold an diaminz. Nao yoo kin proov it:

    http://www.franklinmint.com/product1.aspx?SID=2&Product_ID=9352

    Wow. Ai bet der be a craftster.org nok-awf soon. It wood be tiem consoomeeng wurk, but fun to mek fur preshuss bebe!

  30. Rino says:

    Cute picture, but it needs another caption (hockey doesn’t have a half time, really, since there’s only three periods)

  31. elise says:

    I’ve been looking at this site a bit, and I noticed, with the older posts, people commented without the ‘lolcat speak’. It was a lot easier to read, and much more appealing. Its kind of annoying to have to figure out every single misspelled word, especially when you get enough illiterates on the net without this ‘cootsy wootsy’ way of talking. Yes, I do understand it is a huge part of the whole lolcat phenomenon, but come on. I mean, just because its funny and cute on the macro, doesn’t mean it is in a comment. You aren’t cats. You are annoying. Personally, I find the misspelled macros for the most part are not as funny as ones like this one. It can be misspelled AND funny, but its not funny BECAUSE it is misspelled. UNDERSTAND THAT.

    • Kathleen says:

      I understand it perfectly. Understand this: we do what we like. You do what you like.

      End of story.

      “kthxbai”

      • kiwican says:

        Yay, Kaflene! Wen ai furst starrted reding dis site, Ai had sum diffkulty reding teh lolspeek and meybee tot itz wuz unessasarrie butz soon gotz cot upp in teh funn ov a noo langwidge. I wuv langwidges & kreativitee & teh reglar peeps hear R berri smarrt & teh awsum!

        • Kathleen says:

          Seriously, thanks for your vote.

          I don’t know why this goofy language is so addictive too me. I used to be a spelling/grammar nazi. Now it is overtaking my English and I am making mistakes!

          And it’s funny, but everyone has their own “accent” of LOLspeak. Mine definitely included!!

          It makes me sad, though, that some people think they are EXPECTED to type like that!! I’ve never seen a single person (butt pain trolls included, haha!) complain that someone was typing normally.

          This thing has taken on some weird life of it’s own to me.

          I love this site, these people, and typing like I am 3 years old. :lol:

        • KittehLurve says:

          funneh, iz unnerstood lolspeak purrfektly rite awai. lolspeak took teh werds rite owta mai mouf.

          n no, waznt wile kissn, meetloaf.

      • CrazyOldLady says:

        Hooray for Kathleen…..go gett ‘em, gurl!

    • karen says:

      wut rong wiht tihs beeotch?

      • Kathleen says:

        Wut rong is dat cutseeness bee verreh irrutatin too MENEH peepul. I unnerstand cumpleetlee.

        But as I tole hur, wee duz wut pleezus us. U noe bug us, an wee noe bug u. Simpul.

        Butt not simpul. Sum peepul cannut stan it. Dey not gets it. Like Caturday on Fark. Peepul juss hass too kum an say/show meen stuff. WHAI????U noe u not gunna like it. Juss stay wai.

        wen I sees a sports ting on Fark, I not go on thred an say “I hate sports. May a pit bull nom ur sensitive parts.”

        Sum peepul r meen an sillee.

        Not long ago, dis site didun hab manee posts on eech thred. Now has hunnurds!!!!! I TINK WEE IS DOOIN SUMTIN RITE!!!

        Enuff sed.

        /and…a “lubs u awll, inclooding u butt pain trolls” too ebburywun.

        <3

        an iff u doan likes it, tuff!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Whut u dont see, Elise, is taht almoast evereewun heer is HIGHLEE litterate – with advanced degreeses in meny feelds. Teh rainge ov knowlej in historee, litterachure, poetree, moosik, art, scients iz kwite astonishing. Menee heer r flooent in sevrul languiges.

      As Kathleen says, we duz it becuz it is fun fur US, an we has lerned to reed and rite it. An we do NAWT think it iz “cootsy wootsy.” If u thinks taht is wut we r doing – well, taht’s just RONG!!!

      An, ov corse – nawt everee wun duz – iz nawt rekwired. Meny speek just plane Ingerlish. Is OK.

      Teh awlder poasts r just taht – awlder. We r evolving and lerning. Menee noo werds n expreshuns r addred everee week.

      If u don’t get if – FINE. And bleeve it or nawt – we happen to know we rn’t cats. Butt it is U and awl ov yur kith and kin hoo r annoying. UNDERSTAND TAHT!!

    • paws4thot says:

      >whoosh<

    • He is the Dave says:

      PEANUT.
      ^
      |
      |
      |
      (“you don’t run this site” spelled very, very wrong…dear God, judging by that logic, I could be saying anything…)

    • Teho says:

      sry… cud enywun reed wut elise roet? i can has tranlayshun? ;)

    • JAJEH says:

      PLEECCCCHHHH!

    • Cottleston Pie says:

      I felt the same way at first, but after I got used to it, the lolspeak in the comments became funny in and of itself. It just takes some time to get used to.

      If you’re not willing to take the time, you’re welcome to find another website to read. There are tons of cute animal websites that don’t use lolspeak that might suit you better.

    • ittehbittehkitteh says:

      hm. so i comes in layte on dis wun. pollogies… wuz wurkin…

      elise, iffen u doan likes da langwidge, mebbe u shudden reed da postes. i duznt like rush limbug- limbawg- dat gai on da raydioh insultin folk – - so i terns da raydio orf or chaynge da channell.

      so, plz feel frees 2 luk at pretteh pics, butt skips da postes.

      (an bean polite doan hert. nex time: curteseh – i has it!!)

    • Theresa says:

      Aww, com on Loooke. Com ober to teh LOL-side.

      We haz cookieez!! ;)

      Ennyway, if yoos refooses to com ober to teh LOL-side, you willz meets ur DESSSS-TINNYY!!!1!!1!

    • Nika says:

      If LOLspeak bothers you that much, then leave.
      We do what we like here, and that includes using LOLspeak (for most of us). Deal with it.

  32. LoonieBin says:

    It would be a second-intermission show.

  33. kitkay says:

    being bi-lingual iz a gud ting

  34. kitkay says:

    O Noes! mUST play AIR HOAWKY, NOT AIRBALLS!!!

  35. kitteh toez says:

    dis pikshur habs all mai cheezbrgrs.

  36. mk says:

    There’s no halftime in hockey. but otherwise awesome.

  37. Denise says:

    Kitteh Yoga!

  38. steppo says:

    iz dat sum fromunda chz?

  39. elise says:

    Hi guys, I come in peace.
    I made a comment a few days ago that offended some of you. I made that comment on the spur of the moment, and I admit, I was unreasonable. I’m really sorry, and I do see your point and agree completely. It is a community that has built up customs over time, and it was wrong of me to ridicule them just because of my particular preferences. To address some particular backlash from my unwarranted attack: I don’t come here often, (not that I don’t like it) so I don’t think I will ever have the time or patience to understand all of the comments. But as you said, that is my own problem. But I did take the time to read all of your comments addressed to me. I understood most of it, I believe. And yes annyluvsprintie, it was an extremely arrogant, and also prejudice post. The truth is, I am a complete noob here, and had no right to say the things I did. And for further proof of my green hue, I had no idea you could vote, so I didn’t mean to give only one. Don’t take that any other way please. If I knew how to vote I’d give it a three. I guess what I’m trying to say is…I iz hummbld bi yoor wurdz. (wow, thats actually a lot harder than it looks.)

    • annyluvsprintie says:

      Hi elise WELCOME!! {{{elise}}} ( That means hugs.) It takes a big person to stoop low, if you knowwhattImeen. I hope you read this on one of your visits and I hope you come back soon.

    • annyluvsprintie says:

      Hi Elise, I tried to add a comment but it just vanished into the ether….Anyway, I just wanted to welcome you, give you a hug and admire your magnanimity.

      Don’t you be a stranger, now!

    • ittehbittehkitteh says:

      ohai, elise.
      glad u comed backs. u kinda sparked halestorm…!
      ppollogeeh xcepted.

      dis r a hug:

      {{elise}}

    • Nika says:

      Welcome! It’s a rare person who returns and apologizes. Sorry if we seemed mean–I know I’m just sick of people coming here and insulting us without knowing anything about ICHC.
      You’re always welcome here! And not everybody here uses LOLspeak all the time–we have a firm grasp of the English language. We just like to play with it.
      Dun wurree. We still luvs yu!

  40. elise says:

    Oh, wait. It was my stupid comment that got the one vote. I feel better now!

  41. HockeyFreak says:

    Half time in hockey..right.

  42. Matt says:

    w00t! teyk eht awf!

  43. shelby says:

    furst one wif a cleen bum wins!

  44. lolhappycat says:

    deh airin out der bums


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