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Wun, too, free, HOIST!
Sinkronaized, at dat!
Yesh, is noo olympik ebent, synkronizeded leglift and butt grooming.
LOLZ!!!!
Mai fowts eggsaklee!
soviet russian olympik leglift and butt grooming team has intimidashuns
Okay, I tried… either too much or not enough caffeine today :-/
DIVAEGEEK!!!! U NAWT SECUND!!!!
In awnor of dese risque kittehs,
I shall dans teh CAN CAN!!
kik leg kik leg WHEEEEEE!!!!
Yay! Yoo dided dat gud! Hee hee!
p.s. wuz better dan at teh Moolin Rooj.
Pssts….we need da firsty danzers for Stend over at It’z beehine me…..
I wuz firsty on all four of those random posts that appeared !!! it’s like the ICHC bork quadfecta !!!
PS: why are air hockey cheerleaders always so… s1utty ? srsly.
an all teh udder cheerleaders so….pure and wholesum?
good point
prolly the extra special “aggression” ub hockey makes the ho factor extra undesirabul.
Juss a gess.
Ho + aggreshun = DO NOT FREAKING WUNT!!
ROLLERDERBEEEE!!!
I LOVES IT!!!
I dunno…
I see Spain , I see France…you know the rest
uh….. frenz…… i gots news. an den sum bad news. i gibes u da news firstes. i started da fursteh, nawt sekint dans an HOIST mah leg like a tru kitteh.
bad news - nao i r stuck like dat. iffen mah boss come inta mah cubickul, nawt so grate…
kwik bringz teh CCC maibe tehy cawn helpz……..untilll den, heer ibk, ai helps u PPPUUUUSSSSHHHHEEESSSS ur leg doawn ssllllooowwwllyy, soes it doawn hurtz…….der naow …u feeelin ani bedder???????
hab a soffftee drinky an I gib u a kwik messagez to maek teh pane goes awai……
wow. i finks i gettin da feelin backs in my toeses.
fank u! duz u has a bandaid (hello kitteh prefurred) 4 da borked up knee?
‘corse……hab a few, tehy fawls offen often…..
IBK, I fink u can has apsyrinz too.
o fanku. in tweeny minits i limps hoam… den i leevs assprins in da kowch…
{{{darkwollff}}}
{{{salleh}}}
Oh, gurl….I noe it. I is not abowt too bee brave like u an ebben trai.
I juss dantses teh can can majikcully on heer, for divageek.
Teh ICHC dants…well, I can doo teh Price is Right Backflip, if I wunts.
(Hab u seen dat? Full ub win and funnee and awesumness!!!)
jOO has good eyesight leaf
OK - Dansing fur DivaGeek!! Teh Pullet Surprize Winner fur Litterachure fur her ongoing series “Mr. Kitteh Goes to Washinton.”
Can-can purrfekt choice , Melissa! Evereebuddee just bee a liddle careful.
Just say to urselves “We can can-can fur DivaGeek”
*High skweeeell* kik leg kit leg kik leg WHEEEEEE
Swirl skirt - kik leg - swerl skirt - kik leg Moar WHEEEEEE
I iz Orfeeus in da undwears?
Offenbachlee u iz!
ah, ze can can.
ze lovely royale with ze fromage for u.
this dance troupe is called “harballs in motion”, and they’ll perform at the opening of an envelope…
noaw dats da phunneeest dance commint in forebber !!!
i wisshez i cud gib u 100 burgers for dat won !!
ndeed dat wuz funni azz awl heck!
i is seerusly doubt ur kommitmint to harbl motion!
(no no notorius….)
Or ad de opnin uf a KAN!
chello dooette!
i can has dueling chellos?
O, shure blaim it awl on da invisible chello
…yo never knotty…”da chello do-t”…
hoo eeted da cookys…”da chellow do-it”
chello donn do squatch.
at lees itz no wardrobe malfunkshun!
Cuz no War Drobe to malfunkshun.
Fur kittehs, wardrobe malfunkshun wud be lyke a lyon kut, rite? (Dat wud be skary!)
An yet, funney at teh saem tiem.
Wel, iz sum kinda malfunkshun. Plz tu sheeyuld teh kidletz’ aiyz.
I’m nawt frowin annee munnees to dem 2.
* Koverin chilunz eyes*
Wayrz teh zambony?
No Zambony rite naow, kthxbai. Zambony + kittehtail = much pleh, and owiees, too!
I can has Stanleee kup
You cannotz stop zambony!
He shoots, he sc………. ah harbls
And now, a cello duet. . .
oops, sry, Ambercat. Grate minds. . .
I thawt it 2. R iz dat 3?
4…sinse I thunk it awlso.
we iz havin owr oen dooet!
oops, maek taht a kwartet!
U all hab yer legs in teh air? An u r…err…luv 2 c dat!
I madez a catpion fer dis pikshur wif dose zact werds.
But (no pun intended)…dis is gud too.
Oh, Darrkwolff - ai think “cello duet” wud hav been verree funnee indeed. Indeed - it IS funnee!
Fenk yew. U iz moast kind.
An dis catpshun is full of win an awsum.
Exsep yr spellin….yr doin it rong…is spelt “chellow dooette”
Jus sainnn…..
Kaybeckqua Lolcat Hockey Warrier sez, “Ah fahrt in ur jeneral direcshun…”
..yur muddah wuz hamsterz n yr fadda smellt uv elldrbrries!1!
oh noez! iz wardroab malfunkshun!
eye jus chekin my harblz kthxbai
…dis are very…hrm..dis is not fambly friendlee sho?
oh, i wud nawt say dis r tasteless, medicated maiden.
dere prolly IZ a taste dere…
(ple-ple-ple-pleh)