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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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“I’ll just have the buffet, thanks”
heh. true.
an a bit ov wasabi pleese : )
*shylee*
U is rackin up teh furstees toonite!
How bowts I doo a littul “Unnder the Sea” Little Mermaid dance?
OK ?
Wellll…it not so littul, akshully.
Dat bee a prettee jinormus an specktakular dants by mennee sea creechurs!
*looks arown*
*not sees no buddee*
*wispurr* hey, stend….i dares u too say furstee….
/looks rown nerbusslee an eggsitedlee…
Whilst ai am nawt a crowd, ai kin swim well enuf fur the “Lil Mermaid” danse.
Kathleen – we can start n tehn teh otters kin jump in as tehy get heer.
*BEEEG breathe – plunge* *splash*
dans dans dofanceeterns dans dans wheeeee gurgle gurgle
Bai teh way, ai am compleetlee confoosled. Ai see awnlee this pop-up. Whar r teh otter three?
Ai can find awnlee this wun with stend in the T. S.
I sed otters.
*snickurs*
oooh. I said snickurs.
Durn burn it. I tried too stop teh post.
I MEENDED,
U sed otters.
Sigh. *Smacks forhead wif paw*
Kitteh Tellebishun
feeturrz Goald andz udder kyndz
ub prittee Fisheez
Fisheez arz sootheeng
2 watch. Protekkted bie lawtz
andz lawtz ub cold wet
Teh cloassest Kitteh
can getz to Fisheez iz himz
pawz skratcheeng awn glass
Jack.
Jack!!!!! welcoom bak!!!! We misseded yoo!
Hi, da pan fer kitteh:
Misst U giez 2!
Wurd Press kept awn eeteeng mah poastz.
Juss started to wurk noarmullee agenn
Jack.
Srsly? Furr dat long?
I hates too see teh regularz go awai an bee gon. Suddenlee u reeuhlize, an it’s like…wait..wut? and hab emmptee feeelun.
Glad u is back!!
>censored, for about 5KB<
wow. it tuke mi a momint er tew, tew cach awn tew wut ur komint mint.
yew juss wispered a conspearusee thiroy!
dat was funni! : )
an Jack,
dat wuz wun ov mi new faves!
beri nyce
gud job, but teh kittehs wish ur haikuz wuz dis:
nom nom nom nom nom…
nom nom nom nom nom NOM nom…
nom nom nom nom nom…
may be jus dem, tho.
Tankfullee kitteez
not juj-ez…or dey wud eet
up all teh ev-i-den-ces.
Computer says:
Kathleen has had too much too drink.
She has forgotten that the last line of Haiku is 5 syllables, not 7.
She is now blushing and running off too bed.
Kthxbai.
Ok. Butt furst, cumpyuter fix. last line:
All teh ev-i-dence.
“Ekspressin wonsef
In sebenteen sillibuls
Iz verree diffic..”
iz dis feesh fresh?
Did it smart off too u?
lolz!!!
Mmm…See fud… mah faviritez!
I’m on a see fud diet. I see fud, I eatz it!
I’m tinkin dat bee a VEREH popular diet….
Yep, is berry popular diet, but not so great akshuelly for losing weight!
Nemo, teh lettle kiddeh dat iz supozed tu take u homez iz here.
Quick, get in the car!
(Yes, I know it’s not a lion.)
(Lion fish?)
Oh, noes, Tribble!! U brokes wun ub dem rules u wuz talkin bowt beefoar!!
Twenny lashes wiff a wet noodle!!
Close ur eyes, Tribble. Heer it comes.
/sike! hug insted!
LOL, Kathleen!
Lookz, eye putz teh lion disclaimerz on itz. Dere wuz pichers posted lass nite were eye splained awl dat. Teh pichers be gone dis mornin. Eye wunder eff wii get teh commentz back?
Tank u fur teh hug. Hug gud in mornin. Start dai off nize.
Wii culd eatz wet nudle? Purrhapz fur lunch. Wit a nize pazta sawse. Nom Nom…
I noes u did, Tribble Wibbul. I wuz beein teh cutesee sarcasticul. U nebbur dun wun singul ting rong.
I seez it! It toona, rite? No, iz too small 4 toona. Wai No toona?
little gurl: oooh luuk at dat preeti wun
kitteh: hay , mobe obber gurlie, ai iz expertz at teh fishie spottin…..iz relavant to mi interestz
kittehz naym iz Stormy. Liekz eetin fish and shipz. kiddehz naym iz Tiger Lily… unless Bob Geldof iz a beeyatch.
I not unnerstans dis.
I tried. I googuled and it said Bob got custody ub dawter Tiger when mom died. Sad.
But I not unnerstan why dis bee Tiger Lily, an teh biatch communt.
Can sumwun enlitun mee?
hee iz apparentlee trying to chaynj hur naym aginst hur will. Ting iz, i nawt reely giv a munkey’s chunkey wot theez paypurz ryte so i haz natw gawt past teh hedline. coz we iz nawt ment tu cayr abowt dees tingz. ai juss felt wud be unfayr foar stormy to hav a storee and for teh littl spud thayr to ba awl Anne on a mouse.
U is allwuz too complex fur mee.
Mah brain can’t comprehend it.
Enneyway, why try too change a purrson’s name uggentst dere will? Dat horribul.
compleks? wtf K?! ai kanst eebun splel!
Is it just me or did some pics pop up between the Koko+kitteh pic and the Half-Time Show pic, *after* the HT pic was put up?
*confoos*
i seed dat too.
me too – and I was fast enought to be firsty on four of them !!! for the quadfecta – MWAHAHAHAH !!!
step away from the Red Bull…yo eyes be popping like a bush bebbe!
is yer heart calm now? who needs drugs?
You probably the only one on this site with immunity…Jeff Probst would be so proud…
HaHa. U sed firsty.
Ann gotz full cheezburgurs, too!
yiss! ai wented awai 2 plai teh dooplikat bwidje & kummed bak 2 fined mai Lolworld all toppsie & turvee.
boi, I noes DAT feelun!!!
yeah, dat popup between thing
I seed it
matchingks!!!!!!
Mebbie kitteh is related to i can has sushi cat from a few months ago.
kitteh wud radder has sashimi. Noes ries n stuf.
A, B, C D goldfish?
MNO goldfish!
STR goldfish
RDL goldfish!
LIB!!!!
WTF????
(i keed.)
Dat wuz raddur cool.
CookieMonster!
OMG, I JUST GOT THIS REFERENCE.
Absolutely the best (and cutest) Sesame Street bit ever. Bar none.
Yay!!!!! Somebody got it!
Kitteh says “No little gurl…no fish stix in heer fer you, go sit down by yer mommeh”…
Waiter, net pls…
italeeks font liek WOAH
Yeah, wots teh seecrit?
iz “matchingks”. http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/07/maaaaaaaaaatche.html
kitteh’s mastr plan wit fishez:
Step 1: buy biek from littl girl
Step 2: get fish 2 ried bike
Step 3: get fish 2 need bike
Step 4: go out wit gurl kitteh
yu win teh intarwebs!
Heehee that is a great pic!
Can’t get sushi any fresher than that..
I iz the source!! My own captions never make it, alas. I can has LOL lessons? My bro-in-law took this candid of his dtr and cat Monty.
I do lurvs dis pixur. catgratulations tu phot.. foto … bro-in-law. so kwut
That picture is really precious! Monty is a terrific name for a kitteh….
Wew, dat seems too bee a fact ub life on heer. Butt still, I tink it makes teh submitturs sad wen it bee dere own kitteh. I kin unnerstan.
Wut WUZ ur capshun, ghrelin?
My capshun was “I can has fishesburger?”
Thanks for the comments, LOLfriendz. I haz to agree Bluemoon’s capshun iz better.
srsly, ur caption wuz GUD, ghrelin.
I likez yer capshun too, ghrelin. BTW, how iz teh noo babee? 3 munthz now?
Ze cat he iz named Milo, the gurl in ze peecture iz my dotr
“Good morning, Wanda!”
that’s so cute!