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has yu gawt Moustrap?
Tday foar teh firstee danse, in awnor of games well shall has
DANSE DANSE REVOLUSHUN!!!!!
up doawn left rite
PERFICK SCOAR!!
Foar does who dunnit noes it r a veeedeo game where u step onna mat dat connektid to veedeo game and u does danse steps.
FUN FUN FOAR EVVRYWUN!!
up doawn left rite
up doawn left rite
up doawn left rite
PERFICK SCOAR!
I did it! DDR!
I fink dat on teh higher lebels, tehy hab a bellie slyde move taht wud b awesum fur U!
Grate postie, Amber. Bery funneh!
Ai never herd ov it, butt I’ll just do whut woodcharlotte did. . . Ai’ll trai enething fur u, Ambercat!
up doawn left rite
up doawn left rite
up doawn left rite
PERFICK SCOAR!
Yay!
Aaw!Ai’s gon awl blushy an shi!
Fun foar evvrywun too watch mee fall on butt!
*gets cunfyuused—I is clumsee!*
up doawn left rite
sip martini
up doawn left..
bekomes distracted bi kitteh clawin carpet.
makes ketteh stawp.
goes back tew mat
stawts over
sip martini
gibes up
claps an froliks joifulli fur ambercat
nipples on crakers an cheeze
um,
can i kum too ur howse, Princess mu?
sowns like fun
oh shoore. come rite ovur!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mee tew?
I fink I danse bettr affer a martini.
Everyboddeee danse better after martooni! Ize havin wun rite naow! Be dansing soon…
evreboddee looks betta afta marteeni!
nawt shor abowt teh nipples on crakehs tho, prefer cheez on mai crakehs!
du u hab teh ADD too????
oh attenenshun defficite! took a second to registur : )
a bit, butt, mostluy wiif mi it’s juss nawt b’ing gude at fallerin coragraphy wiff owt hasing mi hand held. : )
I wuks wif da ADD kiddz- I fink it rubz off on youz after awaile.
danse, danse
get distracted by buk
bak to da danse danse
see da kitteh cumn upz da stairs SNORGLE TIME
bak to buk
naow letz see whut waz I doin agin?
momcat
I can has Freudian slip?
Kathleen! U juss maeded mi laff soooo lawd! & it’s onli 6:30am here. Ah hope I didn’t wake mi roommates! : ) Ur rite ah reeli did meen tew rite nibbles : )
Dans Dans Revolushun iz shurely funz! I haz to verzians ats homez. Do u? I willz challengz u if u does
Iz pik u kitteh! U iz much moor fun 2 playz wit
)
shhhh, is reddy 2 striek unsespecting teh wee hyoominlets ((muhahahah))
But, kitteh, will yoo gib me teh tripul poynt scoare?
No, not DOSE poynts!
iz nevar rly fun playin gamez wiv kitteh, alwayz be given poyntz liek taht, ow!
Hai woodchuck…sorree i not dantsed fur u udder day. Teh Jester sad story took teh wiggul owt ub me.
I duz a litto dants fur you now, k? (a litto discreet shimmee?
)
Oh noes!
Now I is gunna bee hawnted by my trick name!! Dat wuz mee, Kathleen!
lol, I lub it, Kathleen!
I wil alwaiz tink ov yoo az Crokygatur Troll (until I fergit).
y u needs bored gaimes wen u gots me?
pettins – teh gaime were everybuddy winz!
Aiz much moar funner to pway wif den dese stoopy gaymes!
Furstee dants fur Ambercat agin!!
step, step, step, hop!
step, step, step, hop!
Ai finks Ambercat spends wots ob tyme jus luking on dis site so she cans gets awl teh furstees!
lurking, not luking!
lukin AN lurkin! Ai onlee gawt wun furstee toodai, must be slippin! But Ai did get mai jores dun so Ai can has choklit in bed?
If yur jores ar dun ov corse u may has choklit in bed – and a sawft,snorglee kitteh as well! And – hoo wus that – Alan sumthin?
Alan Rickman; Puuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Tho sumwun sujested Ewan MacGregor, or David “Dr Who” Tennant, or, well yu get teh pictur!
Yummeh!!!!!
LOL, Ah woodent turn down Ahmed Zappa, but Ah’m weerd!!!
But Ah has too mutch fun playin wif ma hubbee!!!
Duz yoo liek AR as Snape, R in Hairspray, R troolee Madlee Deeplee, R Die Hard, R in Sweeney Todd! Wheeee!! Cant wayt fur Sweenee Tawd to opin!!!!
Alan Rickman !!!!!! YUM puurrrrrriz rite !!! FTW
Ob ocrz U kan haz choklit in bed; maibee drop sum & let it melt, an dehn hab humon on humon snorgles 2 kleen it off?
hyoomin on hyoomin choklit snorglz is fill of WIN! NOM NOM NOM
I’z lotsa fun an u nevah lose teh peeses!
Play cahse, play peek’n see, play wif fingurs unner teh pillow
I’z a huunert games in one compakt unit!!!
dat wus funni!
Wuks 2 be wif the twin of mai kitteh.
Iz beree booteefull kitteh. Looks awl sawft an pettabull, an smrt an fun! Yoo lukee!
Yesh iz booteefull kitteh. I would picks him.
HALP !!!
kitteh iz beeinged shuckked awai by dee backofdebukshelf monstur !!!
I’z teh mostest inneractive gaem u’v ebber had!
I nebber playz Risk wif kitteh again. Kitteh sits on Africa and hisses at everybuddy dat tries to get near it. Kitteh not get de consep of playing fair.
iz mebbe UNICEF kitteh – iz a gud ting
butt in Risk ur not sposed to play ‘fare’. ur just sposed to win. at leest, dats wuht evaryone ells tolded me wehn we played…yoo fink mebbe tehy wuz lion to me?
CHRIST!!!! THEY”RE A-LYIN!!!! GET IN THE CAR!!!!!
BAAAHAhahhaha….
ohhhooo…I a laffin seww mush rayte naow. TINA, soo funnee! Dat wun of mai awl-tayme favrite lols…dis maks it appl…aplek…releevint to teh dayly layfe.
Soundz leik guid taktik 2 me. Sit oan Afrika & hiss at ppl, dehn invade Urope.
o man, the NSA iz gonna kik ur ass foar givin that wun away.
Dis picture reminds me ov teh bestest lesson an aminal eber taut me. Wen I waz a liddle kiddie, we had a bunneh that waz bery smrt. She wud cum wen we called an stuff.
1 dai, I waz playin wif her in teh porch, and affer a while, she let me know taht she wanted to go bak outside. Butts, I wazn’t dun playin wif her yet, so I didn’t let her owt. Well, she turned round an gave me a bunneh kick rite in my shins! Ow Ow Ow, a reel kick frum a reel bunneh reely hurtz! I waz crying, an ran in teh howseto my mommeh, so she cud give me a “poor bebeh” and maek me feelz bettr.
Butts, dats not what mommeh did. Instead, she splained to me taht aminals r not toys and I can’t play wif dem whenever I wants to. Well, dat waz NOT wat I expected or wat I wanted to hear. Butts, I lerned frum it, and it waz teh bestest lesson fur me to lern.
Oh, yur mommeh wuz verree, verree smart. Wud taht moar mommehs were taht smart! An whut a kyoot bunneh taht must hav been. Aside frum teh reel bunneh kick, ov corse!
ifn aye eber has babehs, ah hope ah cin b as awn da bawll as ur mom.
ah bet ebri hoomin momi has de idea dat she must teach hers chillens to b gude grown up peeps.
sownds lyke ur mom did a gude job : )
Fankx. I had teh bestest mommeh and daddeh in teh hole whirled.
Flicka, our bunneh, waz a “second hand” (liek my parents wud sai) bunneh. Flicka waz a wild bebeh bunneh frum teh woods in MN, that our naybors raised. We took Flicka wen dey cuddn’t keep her. She waz a Cottontail – tehy r SO PRETTY!
Finking bak on it, I reely belief that dat dai in teh porch, waz a turning point in teh wai I thought bout aminals. It taut me respect, and frum that dai, I nebber understood teh fraze “it’s just a (cat, dog, bunney, pinney gig, fish, etc)”
Interestingly enuff, tonight, wen I went owt my front door, there waz a big Jackrabbit (AZ) in my yard. I habn’t seen won there in months. Don’t you just lub how life does those things to us?
1ce my bro (who no can has sensayuma like i sais wai bak up dere, but is k cuz iz has other bro who is tah fuuuuuuuunneeeeeeeeeh!) axidently rund ovr bunneh nest wif lawnz mowr. bunnehs was k tho & he brot dem bak 2 our base & bilded caij 4 dem & taked caer of dem until dey was growd up & xcaped.
bebeh bunnehs wuz so teenytiny. 2 ov dem cud sits in ur hand. squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Good Story, Romeow!! I always enjoy your posts.
I moovd bak in wif mai parintz fr a wyle a kuppl yeerz ago, en also mai sistr en her kidzes livd dere at teh saym tyme. Wun day I gettid howm from runnin errindz, en mai neffyoo (he wuz 4 yeerz old den) havd bangaydz on himz armz. I sed “Wut happind?” en he sed “I pikkt up Angel (mai kitteh), en she got skayrd en she proteckts herself en I got skratcht.” Turnz owt mai mom had a sim…siml…teh saym konversayshun wif him dat Romeowz mom havd wif Romeow, en neffyoo understandid it reel good. He iz verree good wif aminulz nao, en noez wen dey al dun playin en tyme 2 leevum alone.
stoner kitteh sez LIVELY UP UR SHELF!!!
Hmm. it hez bin a lawng taiym sins we plry Spin teh Kitteh.
oh weee plaied dat gaem too, an my kitteh, yur kitteh: an long kitteh short kitteh: an sdquuuuuiiiish teh kitteh (u putz teh kitteh tween 2 peeps an hugs …gentli )
hehe…we playz LUV TEH KITTEH!!!!! U fyndz a kitteh bein kitteh-loaf onna flor, en u getz down onna flor en kurlz urself up ovr teh kitteh en hugz teh kitteh en sez (reel lowd) LUV TEH KITTEH, LUUUVV TEH KITTEEEEEHH! until kitteh tryz 2 run awai, den u lets go en kitteh goez 2 hav a wash. Iz phun gaym.
az soon az ai getz anudder kitteh ai wil tryed taht gaem,…..sondz lik a fun wun !
longy tyme agoes, ai haz frens stayin wif mee, an der kitteh, (hoo waz oranj, butt nawt poysen.) kitteh’s mane waz “Foo”an Foo an Gail wood plai “hide an go seek” awl obber teh houses……waz bery funnee too seez teh ordinarili dignifieded ole kitteh pop hiz fase up obber teh chare wif a big ole kitteh grin awn it……”gotcha”
Awwwh, sweet kitteh bebeh, I happitail to pick yoo. Come awn, we goes to kitchin to gets treetz and den sits in comfee chayre. “Naychur” is awn PBS at seben!
Nuthin kwite so fun as watching TV with yur sweetee kitteh, is thar?
Ai pik da kitteh ober da bored gamz ebry tiem!
Tri-ominoz 4 kidz wil nawt soot ur needz!
Quality..fals advertizn.
Chineez Chekkrz iz 4 MAOISTZ!
Deyr iz 1 and onlee 1 cleer chois.
Naked chick in sidebar advertisement. Do not want!
iz not needed
I be yer Game Boy (Gurl)!
kitteh wented on2 dat sheff coz saw teh wurd “burger” onn teh ssekund bocks. Berri dispoynted 2 fined dat dere’s noa burgerz in teh bocks- ownlee puzzluh peeses- kitteh remaindz seff 2 pee in bocks nekst tyme it on teh puzell tabel.
Ah… teh Ravensburger puzzel.
How swe3t — mak3s me tink of 3 kittehs Iz liv3d wid dat sa1d at de an1mal sh3ltr – P1ck me!!!.
Vry, vry, happee I d1d!!!!! (and anyhow — TH3Y P1CKED ME!)
dey doo, don’t dey?
Wen we wents to PetsMart, there waz lots ov bebeh kittehs that were So Kyoot. Butts, it was 2 adult kittehz that picked us that dai.
We were so lucky that dey did!
next to teh kitteh’s paw do i sea a “burger”?
Oh kitteh, how could I not!
taht behebhz sweetestest liddle worrieed fase, jest maed fir teh *smooo*
indeedy do, how cood one nawt pick suches a kitteh…….
i can be mor fun dan dees gayms, see… pull mah fingr
More fun dan a barrell full o’ monkees!
wich was not so grate, akshully.
WULD U LIEK 2 PLAI A GAEM?
Total wurld domminnashun!
Oops, not kwite awayke yet – I shud hev sed -
Glowbull Thermonukleeurr War!
(WarGames ref, FTW!)
An we start at DEFCON 5 . . .
(breaks out the tic-tac-toe)
Waitur, thers a toe in mai tic-tacs….
Shal we meet n Bangkok?
I iz more fun than bord gamez
It’s more like ” Ow! I’m trapped in a bookshelf and I can’t get out!”
Hai. Dis mai cat – or my grrls cat. He luvz to hide in da shelvs and grabs ya wen ya wakx by. He liks to hide undr the dogz dish 2.
Dia iz mai cat – or my girlz cat. He liks to hyde in the shelvs and wap U wen U walkxs bye.
if u plais teh scrabblz wif kitteh………
kitteh scramblz up all teh letrz until iz spel auefblwqabhikmxotpdesbvceeeusrvalfgez.
peeps sais wtf dat iz not in dixshunerry.
kitteh sais is in kitteh dixshnnerry! 4ple wurd scor, + 50 cuz iz use all mai letrs, x 6 cuz iz use kitteh riffmetik, FTW!
plaiin bord gaemz wif kittehs iz not so gret akshuky. dey all wais winz.
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–PLEASE READ THIS IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT— ————–THAT CAT’S OWNER OR THAT CAT!!!!!—————
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That cat looks EXACTLY like my cat, and the date posted is a week or two after we adopted him, plus it fits the birth and, sadly… death date. The person who owned him before me had a daughter who i think was in college, or was somewhere around that age (and that’s about the LOL cats posting age group). he has the same collar as when we adopted him! If that really is him, then this is SO cool! Because he has died of a heart problem, and i miss him very much…
If it helps, his old name was Little Joe, his sister’s name was Miss Eula, his birthday was 4/5/07, he was the runt, he was born on a farm, and he was adopted in North Carolina.