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Marine bunny doesn’t want you to know that his buddy just had too much to drink. Silly rabbit!
Shore leeve!
He had it!
Hurree bunnee gotta huck up!
nowunnie dansfing fur KB up dere in teh tawp spawt…isokay, I danzes fur yu.
*spin spin hawp hawp hawp
spin spin hapw hawp hawp*
and nice start, bootawn. Doin the Kali Burns Hawp!
*spin spin hawp hawp hawp
spin spin hapw hawp hawp
spin spin hawp hawp hawp
spin spin hapw hawp hawp*
(nawt to be complayning, but ai’m having a bit trubble with the “hapw.” ai think ai may has terned mai ankul!)
ai sowwee – I nebber ment to mayke a difeeclut danze. I fink mebbee ai turnded mai brayne makin teh “hapw”…taypo maibee, but ai dawn’t no if dere CAN bee teh taypo in lolspeak.
teh fillo…filaw…filosof….hawrd finkings, I has dem :S
Nawt so hard wunz u gets the hang ov it.
Ai’m OK nao. Shall we hawp togeddther?
oh, yez pleeze!
reddy….won, tew, free
*spin spin hawp hawp hawp
hawp hawp hawp*
danseng awayze bettir wif a parnter, or menny!
Is teh Bunny Hop!
Tanks fer da mai furst nawt seccund danse, Boo! I apr…app…am gratefull! Saim to awl de udder lurvely dansers tu! I fergetted to was Veteran’s Day. I too has menny vet’s in my familee. Marine bunny deserves a drink and a toast! Hats off to the vets.
Was Marine Corps Birfday yesterday.
Simpr Fai!
Happee Birfdai deer Marinees, Happee Birfday 2 U!
Nice . . . . .Kali.
An ai don’t meen to be insulting everybuddee bai stayting teh obvyoos – but isn’t tihs teh swietest tribyoot to Veteruns Day?
Hats off az alwayz to Teh Burgers! Tehy never ever lets us daon!
(Well, hardlee ever!)
Ai agreez wit yoo Janet, mai famileez iz full ov vetwans an so yur menchunin da obveeuss makez my hart gooshie. Thank que an all da wurlds cheezburgers goze tuh da brave souljerz uff da yoonited kingdum an noorthamairikka past an prezent- GOD BLESS U ALL!!!!!!
wants 2 type sumting, but kisa makes 4 hard 2 type rights nao
Da nerves of some floofee grey kittehs!
I noes! She is wun sillah kitteh! But she lays dere and juss purrs so dat mayks me happeh!
trikks r 4 kids
Silly rabbit! D: Beer iz for da Hoomans!
Blinder wabbit carries in a straight line.
Maeking behbehs; yur doin it rawng!
ORLY? u come wit mi!!
-my first first!!-
Happy Wetrens Day
Semper Floof!
Huri! Kitteh kats approshin 9 oclawck
he aynt hevvy……heez mah bunneh.
u IZ hebby – u NO iz ma brudda.
He cud b ur brudder – U noe hao bunnehz r.
I never liked that comercial If u dun get it : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0f4rBRnERU
hehe thnx 4 da explanushun.
i gess i 2 yung 2 noes it.
Actually, it’s from a much older anecdote, of how one brother carrying another to help him. It’s been used many many times over the decades.
Origallee Boy’s Town, ai tink. Waz alwaes onder stikkers.
wisen tu meh sowjer!!
noe wun getz lefted beehindz! j00 noez dat!
i’ll be rite jez lebe me a cheezburga and get outta here u craaazy kid!
Wedder dey wanna be or naot!
cue slow motion camera and noises of bullets whizzing past over an orchestral string piece as hero wabbit pounds through the mud bearing his wounded companion upon his shoulders …
ah dunno but ah bin tol
Tehy’s gawt cheezburgers for awl!
Sownd orf! Wun Too
Sownd orf – Nomnomnomnom
. . .nom. NOM NOM!
yay, first lol of morning, tysm janet
Dis relly turnz u on??
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA dat’s gud wun!
Race Bunny Has his blinders on….and a very heavy jockey!
Obviously a Duracell bunny! (UK battery maker for the non brits)
Duracell is based in Connecticut, USA, not the UK and the two men who founded the company (a scientist and a businessman) both attended Columbia University in NY.
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
Butt Eva-reddee has teh bunnee taht keeeps on goen an goen an goen…
Not teh Durahsel.
I fot wuz Ehnerjaiyzur.
iz teh duracell bunnee in teh brit adverts, wich is wot Paul wuz refurrin too – nawt wher teh battrees R maeded. Wunder Y to diffrent cumpnees get to hav teh saym advert tho?
mayd bai same cumpny, possiblee??
Duracell iz Proctor an Gamble so is saym cumpny as Pringles and Persil washing powder, amungst much odder Stuff
Whoa. dis was hole battree of teh commentz
Sumthinng u doan’t akshullee see so often – when is literal!
Ai’s cud be awn mai oen wit tihs wun…
Leetle wabbit FrooFroo,
Gallopin tru teh fawrest,
Skoopin up awl teh odder bunnies
An carryin em awn hims bak!
i gievs u fwee wishes…
and if yooz don’t beehav i turnz yooz into a kitteh!
no i gotsed it.
i used to do a mean bunnie foo-foo that would crack my son up
when he was two or three. nao he almost ten and it not as funnie
GUD MORNING – AND HALP! Ai don’t know whut this bunnie foo-foo is.
Iz a Scout/Guide sawng involvin bunnies, fayree godmothers and bopping feeldmys!
ow, okai, I do no teh sayme sawng as yoo – mine jus jumpz rayte innoo teh boppin’ feeldmyce, dat’s wy ai sayed wuz “darkrer”…didnt no yurs went own to teh boppin ov feeldmyces
Lil bunnee foo foo hoppin troo teh forest
scoopin up teh field meese
an boppin ‘em onna hed.
Down came teh fairee gawd muther.
an she sed*waggin finger*
Lil bunnee foo foo
I doant wanna sees u
scoopin up teh field meese
an boppin ‘em onna hed!
An she gibs him anover chance an teh stoopy bunne keeps awn doin it.
BAD BUNNEH!!!
She gibs tree chances an thretens to tern hims into gooool if he donut Bhave. but Froo-Froo iz bad bunneh an keeps boppin teh feeld myses an gets terned into gool – moral ob teh tayl iz “Hare todai, goooool tomorro!”
Ai new as turned into a “goon!”
ai knowed a slighty mawr dawrkrer vershinn ov dis sawng…but I do knows teh sawng. Yew is nawt alowne, Ambercat! Yu can has lolfrens!
oooh! Ai’s donut noe taht wun! Ai noe teh “dark” vershun ob anodder bunnee sawng tho – “In a fawrest, in a wud” Yu noes taht wun too?
maybee iffen yew singz som moar. is ringeng belz, but I nawt havez it yet…
It coms wit akshuns an Ai tink iz a sawng form teh 1940’s. Ahem…mimimimimi..jus tooning up…
In a cawtij, in a wud
A likkle oel man at teh windo stud
Saw a wabbit runnin bai
nokkin at hims dor
Halp me! Halp me! Halp me! sed
Fore teh huntsmens shute me ded
Com liddle wabbit, com with me
Happee we shall be
Alternatif last lyn, curtesee ob mai big sis wen we wuz aij 7 & 9:
Wabbit py fore tee!
Nomnomnomnom!!
Ai has bee g sister, too! WAI duz tehy alwaiz DO that!!??? An tehn they laffs!
oh noes, teh eerwurm, I haz itt- wabbitt foofoo willz b wif me awl day!
mayB I canz wepwayse foo-foo wif Inn a cotaje inn a wud- I yike teh toon betta butz no wabbit pi at end!
mee agen, repl..resp.. anserring mai ohn poasts- wen we didz foofoo sawng at teh sommer kamp, teh gud ferry sed sheed tern teh wabbit int2 a goon & teh the puntchlayn was Hare Today, Goon Tomorrow.
hooah!
A Marine sez– this is called the Fireman’s Carry, and is part of the periodic physical fitness test for all. The Marine Bunny is missing his rifle, which must also be carried as part of the drill. Note: no rifle when carrying an alcohol-incapacitated fellow Marine.
semper fudge
so – do you leave the rifle in the bar? let the drunk marine carry it? what? ;o)
i do not think the marine bunnies get rifles. they have teefs instead. big, nasty, pointy teefs.
and a mean streak a mile wide!!!!!
*i’ve soiled my armor*
Ressling Bunneh Gonna Bodee Slam U
let’s get ready to bun-dleeeee…
are we sure this isn’t bunway airlines taking off?
( once again, shirley Q. liquor would like to remind you: the blue water will not dissole a hair weave )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j73WtH9tWkE
wtf is this?
act o heroism. U liek?
Halp! There be buns on my head!!12!!1!@!!! Red sweat3er!!
Priddy soon ther be moar bunnees … manee moar (wunce bunnees figgur out wot go wher).
Wait! This last post post!!?!!?!!?!! I dunno. Panik in t3eh UK!!!!
No leeve soldier-bunny behind
OH! GODS!!! I confuzed!! Why the dramas?
O Noes! Bunnee is leevin hiz towell behine!
but he noes wher it iz, an taht’s teh importent bit
Hitchhikers Guide ref FTW!!!
Thursdays, never could get the hang of Thursdays
…precisely the way a brick doesn’t…
Douglas Adams had teh geniowsittee.
Wot’s rawng wit bein drunk?
Ask a glass ob warter!
ennywun elze reed “last chance to see”? abowt teh tryp Douglas Adams went arown teh whirled an’ tried to see all teh ammost-gawn aminels, liek teh booming parrot in New Zealand an’ teh Komodo Dragonz an tehre waz a bat too I fink.
dat wun was amazing book – more trufiness in dan in H2G2 but wehn he (Douglas Adams) iz telling about hez reel whirled trabellings is full ov win an’ funnee. Meybee out uf brint nao, tho…
you can has at Amazon. or mebbe in your lowcal liberry
Doant forgit to bwing a t0wel!
U wanna git hiiiii?
South Park ref FTW!
…precisely the way a brick doesn’t…
cripes werdprezz, get it rite fur wanse!
I can’t believe this wasn’t captioned “Marine bunny leaves no bun behind”!
Is the Bunniez from Callahan! Roman legionaree bunniez!
Cavebunney makin off wif him chosen.
evanjelikul bunniez keep thayr vurjinitteh foar teh Loard bai hazzin teh eer secks. Iz gud way to end up f&%$ed in teh hed.
*zing*
Bad dum bum!*rim shot*
*wah wah wah
waaaaaaaaaah*
In Soviet russia.
Bunneh carries bunneh!
Wait……ummmm
LOOK A TROLL!!!
*runnin away*
No b sceereded ob troll! Weez chayses it away!
No I wus tryin to distwact u.
LOOK OBER DERE! while i run awai cuz mah commint is lame.
I was tryin teh phunnie but lame appwoach.
Trolls. I scoop ‘em up an bop ‘em onna hed.
evrybunny run, the homecoming queen has got a gun!
Fankoo to awl Marines n awl r uffer serbisses n awl r Veterans!
(Donut shorten “Veterans” on dis site – wud caws stampeed!)
CCC heer in cays ob splort emerjinsee!
ai weel be habbin a mawment of saiylents for rem’brance dai. I argees wif yu MM – big ginormee FANKOOS to awl teh Veterans an’ teh soldeers an’ teh ovvicers an’ awl teh oddver peopel werking in teh mlitarree toodai. We iz finking ov yoos and fanking yoos.
Oh – MM – again – ai did nawt reed far enuf down befoar speeking. But this is so udderlee adorable and so eggsaktlee rite taht purrhaps is nawt so bad to be mehshuned twice.
Marine Buddy???? ai thot taht bunnies wer teh land creeturz…..nawt lik teh otterz an suches
mi kusin botted mee a puter !!
What, no easily offended people protesting to the …uh… exploitation of bunnies? And one of them has SPOTS! a SPOTTED rabbit carrying a PLAIN rabbit!? What discrimination! Such disrespect!
/sarcasm off
Glad to see it’s still up, not hidden behind a link
Rock on Burgers
Ai Hab Marine hooo Lubs da Cheezburger. Ai send dailee cheez 2 hiz fone. Hee finks Iz Funneh.
Hee Senz thoz 2 hiz frenz in Iraq Sew thay can has Cheezburger 2.
(Stands up and applauds)
Yay!
I strongly disapprove of the military content of ICHC, in particular the ‘Nam cat and the marine bunny. It is ridiculous! That sort of thing has no place here.
Kin yoo eksplane yer objekshun??? I donut unnerstan.
The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.
wibiral bunni 8-her!
Heer, I’ll saev u
We go finde wud shavins an watr botel
An we nibbel froots
U be okay, c
Hoppin
Ur doin it rong
I can’t believe someLOLone hasn’t gotten this up yet, but what’s the Marines motto,
“NO BUN LEFT BEHIND”
Panther (bravo!!! and OINK (bravo!!!)
Purrfect motto AND nice double meening with tribyoot to Marines as well. Ai didn’t know abawt the Marine Birthday – but it is a marvelous tie in.
Enebuddee got 232 candulz fur the caek?
Follow up and thanx on Vets Day — sorry for sending message “in the clear”.
1. Yesterday was USMC’s 232nd Birfday
2. Marines are “Seagoing Soldiers” — translation — Navy chow & army equipment
(That’s the worst of both worlds)
3. Even if you’re a bunny, it is VERY tacky for a Marine to leave anyone behind
Cleer is verree gud when the messaj is so impurrtent!
Ai tawt dat Mareens wuz levvernekz, knot fuzzeeneks?
[with apologies to the Corps - no disrespect meant]
Frum teh website uv Kyoot Overlode
Too teh LOLcats heer, my frenz
Wee wil snorgle awl teh kittehs
in spyte of poyntee enz.
TJ – taht is SPLENDID! Heer’s to r levvernek and fuzzeenek frenz everwhar!!!
TJ- pls not wit teh earrwurmz so errly… maybee l8tr! kplsthxbai.
[skrooes lidz bak onn eerwurm kans]
Sowwee, Jessara
Thks TJ… but too layt. Naow gots lyrk- liry- teh pomemz playng to ‘Clementine’ and ‘Teh Marines Hymn’ aletr- alnurt -boat ub tem. NOT GUD. Den Litter Rabbit iz nok..nok..nokkin in mai hed. I can has Aleka Selerz pls?
Ooooo-rah! The Marines ROCK!
-Iz ded. Wuz killed by kyuteness. Laiz ded.-
Ur nobunny til sumbunny lubs joo…
Ober der, ober der
Stend teh wurd, stend teh wurd
2 bwear.
Cuz teh bunz r cumin, teh bunz r cumin
2 libbrt8 teh cheezburgz
Ebbrywere!
From teh hawls uv Montezuma to teh shores uv Tripoli
We wil fite awr kuntrys battels on teh air, on land, or see.
furst to fite for rite an honor an to keep awr honor cleen.
We r prowd to klaim the title uv United States Marines!
Ai don tink bunnehs LAIK cheezburgers….
Semper Fi, buneez! Happez vetewans dai!
Quickly! To the shores of Tripolli!
Via teh hawls ov Montezuma!
Tony James, I sees u evryware! I sees ur poast on SOMC! Kitteh intrnets ruuuuuuulz!
Iz poseebul dat dere iz moah dan wun Tohnee Jayms? Ai kan haz klohn?
I am deeply offended by this.
I just don’t know why yet.
I’ll keep you updated.
Fankoo for teh warning.
Durn burn it, I wuz gunna have fun with this. I wuz gunna hab a fite tween Crocygatur an Buttpain Troll. But Wurd Press wuz wize too mee an eeted it an plehed it back up latur after I leff fur wurk.
Prolly juss as well..sumboddee wud haf prollee gotted mad.
(Beesides, ennywun cud see it wuz mee if they clicked on teh name)
DAMMIT!!!!!
It’s MEE, Kathleen!
Dis name gonna hawnt mee furrebber.
I nebbur doo dis agin.
Well…..
Sints we is singin teh songs tudai…
(sung tu teh tuun uv “ober dare”)
Underwear! Underwear!
How I itch in my wooly underwear!
How I wish I’d gotten, a pair of cotton,
so I would not itch everywhere…
BVDs
Make me sneeze
When teh breeze
through the trees
hits my knees
(ACHOO!!!1!!)
Ooooohh ver
I’m coming Oooo ver
In my gosh darned
ding danged
wooly underwear!
& I willz sing teh sawng mai daddi hoo was a pilot in fleet air arm (NZ, UK & Canada) yused 2 sing. He onlee singed teh klene bersions wen we kiddles wer ther.
O, teh eeglez tehy flai hai in Mohbeel
O, teh eeglz tehy flai hai in Mohbeel
O, teh eeglz tehy flai hai
And tehy poop rite in yer eye
Tank gudness kows dunt flai in Mohbeel!
Bunneh trafik paiylup. Tow bunneh uhraiyvin shortlee.
U meenz Lootenent Dan. Iz Forezst Bunp?
Ak, wuz ment tu replai tu Kevin’z koment beelo.
Dun worry, Sgt. Dan. I gets u to saftee.
TEH BUNNEH NAWT IN WATR YET HEZ MARIN DAT PIS ME OVF WARE TEH WATR I DEMANDZ WATR I CAN HAZ WAT WAT R R WATR!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneunounounounounolessthan2morethan0singular
Furst too splode an skwee n wunder
At teh pikchas on teh screan,
We ar prowd to claym teh tytul
of The Peepul Hoo Sae “Bleen”.
…cha cha cha!
Jessara – ai bleef teh korrekt sponse iz “ten hut” :p
Maybee, TJ – butt “…cha cha cha!” is FAAARRRR funnee-er!
What JCH4K said!
Oar eben, ten hut…cha cha cha!
AWWWWWWWWW!!!
anybudee out dere lurv teh old tee vee serieez firefly?? “Wen u can’t walk, u crawl. And when u can’t crawl, u find someone to carry u.”
also, a big thanking u to all our veterans on veterans dai.
Ruuuuun Forrestbun, Ruuuuuun!
Witch wun uv deez buns iz disapproving?
ur doin it wrong
Semper Fi, bunniez!
To our Veterans – Thank You. I honor and appreciate the sacrifices you have all made for your countries. You are my ancestors, and I am proud to be your descendant. You are my contemporaries, and I am proud to call you friend.
And to the man who now lies in the hallowed ground of Arlington, I miss you Daddy. Thank you for a lifetime’s service.
And to retailers everwhere: Veteran’s Day is NOT a day to advertise sales on clothing and shoes. Get a grip – some things should not be turned in to retail opportunities.
D Marie, I will tink ov yer fadder and menee udders hoo has gibben der awl for der kuntrees. Mai teh bludshed end sune.
teh bunnees cn haz hellmut hare? Dere earses be flawpin dwn doe dere hellmutz be gawn.
Just for the record… Daddy did not give his life FOR his country (as in died in service), but TO his country (as in served his whole working life). I was scared when he was over there, but know how lucky I am that the whole man came back. So many didn’t, and so many come back damaged. The greatest shame of my daily life is seeing the vets from the VA hospital and knowing that we aren’t doing enough for them.
Oops, that soapbox keeps showing up. Anyway, support veterans, and give the hospitals the funding and staff that they need. Please.
Ai wunner hau long id taek retailers to staht usin 9-11 as sales dae. (Ai liv in Noo Yuk.) Mebbe 15-20 yees, but dey will!
He ain’t heavy he’s my brother.
It are Forest Gump n Lootenit Dan!
Dear Veterans,
Thank you for everything, especially the Freedom of Speech, which we lollers too often take for granted. Without you, my lolfrends and I would never have met, and I for one don’t want to imagine a world such as that.
All my deepest respect,
Jennifffuurr
Bunneh Twister game!
And thanks to all the veterans. Land of the free, BECAUSE of the brave.
So appropo for Veteran’s Day.
OH I got da purrfect song!! a pittance in time by bryan adams
Listen 2 it rite nao!
Thats not Bryan Adams, thats Terry Kelly. He wrote it.
Well i’ll be serious and say this. I know some ppl have nothing better to do then protest this and the ‘Nam kitty pic. But lets respect the fact that many a soldier has risked his life carrying a wounded comrade to safety. I think we can all agree that such a think is cool and courageous beyond all measure.
WilliamCA
Happy (slightly belated) Marine Corps Birthday, bunny.
Brothers an sisters protectin freedomz heerz an abroadz….
Prezently: {{{{{{TROOP HUGS!}}}}}}} and…
Pastly: {{{{{{{VET HUGS}}}}}}}}
“May the schwartz be with you!”
a marine helping a commie?
treason!
Pwinciss Layah bunns 2 big for haed.
O, I aways taught it wuz Younited Staytes Motah-cycel Club?!
risponsibl bnny r teh dsignatud drivr
Semper fluffy?
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!
Indeed. Fankoo soldiers an veterans fur keepin us saef an free.
Teh mighty kolombian kitteh army salutez u, marine bunneh!
don’t get it if it supposed to bbe funny it not funny do something else . but good plz send a comment bak thanks cheese urger.
nuff luv
kizza
if u no get it, u no say nuffin…
u not no wut mawines ish…
is kyut to ush.
tooooooooooooooooo da rescue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11