Comments on: LAZORS CHARGED

By: Vick

Vick — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 15:17:17 +0000

OMFG WE IZ ALL DOOM’D!!!!!!!!

By: anamull

anamull — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 04:29:36 +0000

will better drop that camera and gtfo of there

By: LIKEtheRIVER

LIKEtheRIVER — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:30:03 +0000

loooooooooooool

By: Quackoid

Quackoid — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:46:56 +0000

oops i has had mistake lazahs chared only 90%. o well PEW PEW PEW

By: Teh Autocat

Teh Autocat — Sun, 31 May 2009 06:09:11 +0000

Oh noes! Mai brudder ees a Will!

By: cullensparrow

cullensparrow — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:57:46 +0000

Which one’s Will?

By: hi

hi — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:01:03 +0000

O_O

By: thsy

thsy — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:47:02 +0000

Lets start thuh lasers motors they sound like kars

By: Kilorien

Kilorien — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:25:27 +0000

Which one’s Will?

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 31 May 2008 15:58:33 +0000

Jumpin jehosahfatcat Josiah-cat !
U kamed bak frum teh fewchur
likey ai du sumtymes. Tis phun
tew randumly c nu lolcats.
May teh farce b wif u.

By: Josiah

Josiah — Sat, 31 May 2008 15:46:51 +0000

lol awesome spinderfly

By: s117

s117 — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:17:24 +0000

HOLY S@#$ EVIL KITTEZ

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:00:44 +0000

y, wut did Will doo? did he doo sumthin bad?

By: Lindstrom

Lindstrom — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 20:35:21 +0000

OMG THEY WILL KILL YOU

By: kathy

kathy — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 21:21:47 +0000

da girl chile of da family asks – who is will?

By: Twilight

Twilight — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:22:05 +0000

Resistance iz very futile……….

By: eliza

eliza — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:17:39 +0000

turn around.. bright eyes… (total eclipse of the heart)

By: Immortalmortal

Immortalmortal — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:02:07 +0000

MEOW!!!MEOW!!!MEOW!!!MEOW!!! Love it.

By: Immortalmortal

Immortalmortal — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:59:52 +0000

MEOW!!! Love It. Many cheezbugers from me.

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:43:18 +0000

No, is Greebo, Nanny Oggs’ cat.
“Then the most vicious and cunning a pile of fur that ever had the intelligence to sit on a bird table with its mouth open and a piece of toast balanced on its nose vanished through the open window.” in “Maskerade”.

De pichoor was of kitteh in bird cage, and teh post said Fly into my belleh, so I sayd Piece of toast on nose. Lot of esplanashun for not lot of LOLs.

By: serra

serra — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:08:36 +0000

Lord Vetinari sais it in going postal, or?

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:37:26 +0000

salleh-

sigh- meiz n gascat naow libs in da colorodeo. Spooze wuk fur beeg med ins company in da “quality contul” de elibinated himz department. Onli plac cud fin wuk wif compani was colorodeo. Dont liks it bery much- too dry, too high naow “real” laks. Haz nic funderstoms howeber….
I wais a bebe in da california, hadz shortz fambli stai in da oklahoma whenz I waiz 5 den moveded to oregun n staid der until 2 years ago. Still hab fambli in california in danville. dont heer much frum dem.
misses da whooshi whooshi ub da ocean- do nots misses awl da rain!

momcat

By: Stevie Wondah

Stevie Wondah — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:03:17 +0000

sry, u miffed me

By: dapanferkitteh

dapanferkitteh — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:47:31 +0000

ai coms in layte, but sitz kwietlee hopping fur crums dat fall frum da UK gifts!

By: Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:11:00 +0000

*lubs u guise*

ai finks eet are bedtiem nao.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:47:32 +0000

K guize–us has discobberd teh power of prayer an goodwill an laffter an dansing. Lets us all unleash teh good stuff on TC&AC so tings will get bedder.

By: Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 01:11:37 +0000

Thanks, guise. I needed to read that, cuz right now things are looking worse.
*is full of boohooings*

By: Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 01:09:10 +0000

I am currently in Pennsylvania (near Harrisburg), but I lived in Delaware for almost 8 years, after moving away from California.

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 00:49:57 +0000

Tiny I saw this earlier and felt too shy to post – like I was eavesdropping but just want you to know that I’ll be praying for you and that you’ll get the house (or flat, whatever) of your dreams, where you can have as many cats as you like and you can enjoy each other. Depression is vile. If u don’t mind a (relative) stranger hugging you, consider yourself hugged! Those little ratbags should think themselves honoured to share with you.

By: kittymeow6

kittymeow6 — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:17:58 +0000

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

By: kittymeow6

kittymeow6 — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:15:04 +0000

wut if ur kitteh got in ur unnerwear? ;D

By: kittymeow6

kittymeow6 — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:09:23 +0000

Kitteh slave? :’{

By: kittymeow6

kittymeow6 — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:07:42 +0000

nyne tayld kitteh lookin fur ravenj.

By: kittymeow6

kittymeow6 — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:05:45 +0000

poor will.

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:11:44 +0000

Tiny, I hope you know that we all worried about you very much when you lost Catburger. I hope you were at least lurking about and knew you were in our prayers. Some of us have dealt with the PTSD and depression for years…so we know where you are coming from. Please know that we are here for you!!!!!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:00:22 +0000

Awright, kittehs, ther wuz no aleeyun. Teh flash uv lite yoo saw wuz NAWT a UFO.

Swamp gas frum a wedder balloon wuz trapped inna thermal pocket an reflekted de lyte frum Veenus.

Nao luk into mai liddel flashee fing an AWL yur nastee memreez uv aleeyunz wil be erayzed.

kthxbai!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 17:53:24 +0000

Tiny Cheez, yoo hang in der! Tings wil get beddur, dey alwayze do. Sumtiemz it jus taeks tyme.

Sorry bowt yore Catburger (noa de Angel Catburger, of korse).

Hope when yoo gitz new kitteh dat it is ekxtra-speshul wun for yoo.

By: SJ

SJ — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:04:42 +0000

Packs ob 48 Wispa bars???? ZOMG DO WANT. Ackshully ai is in Merka rite nao, an I has imported a larj fud parsel of Cadbury Curly Wurlies for mai fren in Pennsylvania. Ai has tu keep remindin maiself taht I mus post tehm tu her an nawt eet tehm maiself.

By: salleh

salleh — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:51:59 +0000

Fank u paws4thot !!!! tehy are jest az nomnomnomnomny az ai memberz….!!!!!! iz funnee how teh differmeintz fuudz stkz in ur mindz…….

By: salleh

salleh — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:47:16 +0000

sew, what pawrt ob teh whirld r u guise in naow?????

ai hab nawt been too Benicia yet, butt ai heer taht iz a loberly twon……Vallejo iz lawts cawlmer naow taht teh navi iz goed awai…….an it haz miny beauuuuutifulz victorin housez awn samll hillz……an wai cheeper tahn teh restz ob teh abi areaz……uh shood ai hab sayz “affordabble”? *pleese to taek note taht ai puts teh postrfy OWTSIDEZ teh quotashun merks……berrrrrryyy carreeefulli…..*

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:44:53 +0000

Will is in biggggg trouble!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:25:24 +0000

Kittehz sez “Hou manee ob dehm kan we maek dye?”

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:20:41 +0000

Dehr R no sutch ting as “2 menee kittehz”.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:13:50 +0000

****ing wurdprez. It eeted kontentz ob parsell.

Klotted kreem, strauburree jam, Scones, Wispas and awl sortz ob flaykz.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:11:46 +0000

>arribz frawm Brytayn, bearing food parsellwaytz 4 stampeed<

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:08:56 +0000

tawks abou small wurld salleh-
mai moms borned in Sebastapol, on a applz ranch mai dadz werkd at Sonowma state whenz Iz bornd! Iz bornd in Walnut Creek. Stang stori butz twoo fur da timz, I waz a berry difficulti birthn bebe anz da sonowama state naoi letz mai dadz leaf hiz clazz eben do deh fough ma momz mig not makes it ( she didz she waz fine, my moms tuff). Mai momz furst jobz waz teachn ata gurls reformatori in Vallejo. Mai dadz famli cumz frum Benica, waz a furse fambili der ( haz teeny tiny street named afer da famili)
Iz got da salt wadder inna mai veins!

momcat

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:07:07 +0000

I thot he sez “I am a hotdog”?

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:58:10 +0000

iz berry trwoo- been ders, dun dat……
plz to be keepn id on yuz in sum obvious place soes i don havta go rumagin thru yur messy pantz.
( waz ER registrar at da nigt- wuld getz da awl dunk peepz an hab too goes thru awl der klothes to find nom- major pleh!)

momcat

By: Lhyzz

Lhyzz — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:44:14 +0000

DAT IZ TOO MANY CATZ

By: Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:54:50 +0000

Hai Elfi!

k, I think that’s the limit of my LOLspeak tonight … hehe

Not too good, actually. I am unemployed and need a new place to live by the end of the year. I have long-standing PTSD and depression and those have been kicking my ass. I wasn’t talking to anyone for a while, just like after the Catburger died. I don’t have much energy for anything productive. Two of my housemates are evil little brats (think of Draco Malfoy and his buddies Crabbe and Goyle from the Harry Potter series — one is the mastermind and one is the blind follower) … they’re constantly stirring up crap with the rest of us. Last night they told me it was ok if I got a kitty (our landlady forbids them), but I *know* that if I do, all it would take is one little thing that pisses them off, and they’re gonna run to the landlady about it. So as much as I want a cat right now, I’m not going to get one.

I should be thankful that I’m doing better than I was, but sometimes it really just feels like I’m living day to day, with no sense of hope for the future or anything else. I’m not hurting, but I’m not feeling much, either. And it doesn’t help that the one person who has the power to help me out (my mother) isn’t being very supportive.