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NNNOOOOOOOoooooooooo!
Rsistance iz fu tiel.
Furtail?
verree furree tayl!
I’d sure hate to be Will.
*ROTFLMAO* At furs, Ai didn’t gets eet. Den … HAHAHAHA fire *at* Will! Spinderflai, u’s awsum.
me dubly glads no named Will
poor will.
lol awesome spinderfly
Jumpin jehosahfatcat Josiah-cat !
U kamed bak frum teh fewchur
likey ai du sumtymes. Tis phun
tew randumly c nu lolcats.
May teh farce b wif u.
Oh noes! Mai brudder ees a Will!
few tail. lik ‘teh kittehs has a few tails’.
nyne tayld kitteh lookin fur ravenj.
U shall be assimulated and be made into a kitteh slave, we is here for lolcatus, ur
catpain
Kitteh slave? :’{
parently “will” is that kitteh down front wif his bak turned.
happi firsti danse.
twirl twirl but wiggle stomp stomp but wiggle
spin leap fall over in a heep
get up an do it all ovr agan.
*hugs* for lissa.
Luvlee, whiskers. Nao cum an has sum tastee and nutrishous refreshmintz.
fanks foar all teh treets an dansin!
I swear to you guys…..
Yes I have been workin very hard,
but when I have a day off, all I want to do is sleep.
I posted the “not second post” and I went upstairs and was going to gather laundry(PLEH!) and I looked at my cozy unmade bed,
and slept for 2 hours.
Wed was my day off and I slept ALL DAY.
When I get off work I lay down for an hour and get in bed by 10 or 11 and sleep all night. I hope I get my landry done, i need clean drawers.
cleen drawses R importent – imajin yur embarressmessment if yu gawt hit bai a bus tomoro an wer foun to be waerin unsatisfactry unnerwaer!
on de oder paw, if us gits hit bai a bus, dey wil jujs cut orf ur unerwear in da ER, so mite as well waer ur unnerwear wif holes an such. Dat wey ur gud underweer wil not git mest up.
iz berry trwoo- been ders, dun dat……
plz to be keepn id on yuz in sum obvious place soes i don havta go rumagin thru yur messy pantz.
( waz ER registrar at da nigt- wuld getz da awl dunk peepz an hab too goes thru awl der klothes to find nom- major pleh!)
momcat
wut if ur kitteh got in ur unnerwear? ;D
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeesssssssssss! Meilissssssa!
Becuz todai is sumwut solemn dai, mai ai sugjest taht we has a nice cowfee and tee partee?
Stend an Teho can bring teh throw up/awb lites to maek it festive.
Ai has nice fresh coffee and tee – and hawt choklit. And a large assortimint ov donuts. N, cuz is 11 Nov, we can has the Berliners as well. jellee and creem filled.
An – since is speshul dai, ai has brougt reel heavee creem fur the coffee. Of corse, milk and lemon fur the tee.
Ai’m raisin mai cowfee cup to yew, Melissa!
yum
as jfk said, i am a jelly donut!
It maeks mee lafff everee tiem!!! Ai wuz sekretlee hoeping sumwun wud say taht!
Yay! Eddee Izzard menshen FTW!
I thot he sez “I am a hotdog”?
I can has clotted creem n jam n scones??????? beeen in californy fur tooooo long, an whil ai woodn’t KIL fur clotted creem n jam n scones, ai mite considerz doin serius bawdily harmz……( an ai ment taht literali…..bawdily, nawt bodily…heh heh)
salleh- do u know wolferman’s? dey cat-alog wif scones n clotted cream n lemon curd and crumpets n muffins- yummy! i canz have anywhere even califor ni- ai
and strangleberry jam !
no wher iz tish majical plase taht I can haz clotted creem ????? (horbboble mane , wundderful delishus stuffes….)
butt wher doo ai fine suches a plase…….wolferman’s????? ai lib in teh bay areaz ( san franysiscoz bay)
ar der ani ob tsoeht plasez heer????
oopps ai jest naow figgureded oawt taht u ment cat-a- log…….naowt a plasez……
SALLEH
Ware neer Sans Fwansisco is u libbing?
Ai were birthed in dah Sans Fwansisco Chillins Hospytail.
Ai gwew up in Sans Bwuno. (An’ teh Angel Catburger were birthed dere!)
Ai went tu kollege in Sonowma Kowntee.
YAY SALLEH TELLS MEH TELLS MEH TELLS MEH!!!!!!!
*happitail*
OH Hai !!!! wellllllll lesseee, rite naow ai am in Vallejo ( teh lolcat whoo iz a big whyte tigger frum a few daze ago, he libs in Vallejo) But ai libbed in Sonowma Valley fur 13 eleben yeers bak in teh 70z an 80z, ina town cawled Glen Ellen, (Jack Lunnun libbed in Glen Ellen fur a whil, a hunnerd yeers ago, wen GE haz populashun ob 500 peeps an 13 barz !!! we waaz famus drinkerz tenh !!!)
did u go to Sonowma Stat Collej oar perhapz Santa Rosa JC???? ai had miny frens hoo went derz, ai went to teh San Franysiscoz Art Instituez , waz a lawng drived ebbery dai., butt waz wurff it to lib ina samll twon……
{{{{{{{ TC & AC}}}}}}}}
Inninit a samll whirld?????? dwon teh postsies heer, me n onceajinx boff tryeded clawtted crrem in Debon !!! an we boff Calyfornuns…….!!
Ai wents tu kollej een Sonowma Stayte Unibersitee. I libed in Rohnert Park, ryte akros frum deh hai skool neer deh kollej.
Ai no whar Vallejo are, ai had tu dryve froo eet when ai were going tu da momma’s haus een Walnut Krick.
YAY!!!!
{{{{{{SALLEH}}}}}}
tawks abou small wurld salleh-
mai moms borned in Sebastapol, on a applz ranch mai dadz werkd at Sonowma state whenz Iz bornd! Iz bornd in Walnut Creek. Stang stori butz twoo fur da timz, I waz a berry difficulti birthn bebe anz da sonowama state naoi letz mai dadz leaf hiz clazz eben do deh fough ma momz mig not makes it ( she didz she waz fine, my moms tuff). Mai momz furst jobz waz teachn ata gurls reformatori in Vallejo. Mai dadz famli cumz frum Benica, waz a furse fambili der ( haz teeny tiny street named afer da famili)
Iz got da salt wadder inna mai veins!
momcat
sew, what pawrt ob teh whirld r u guise in naow?????
ai hab nawt been too Benicia yet, butt ai heer taht iz a loberly twon……Vallejo iz lawts cawlmer naow taht teh navi iz goed awai…….an it haz miny beauuuuutifulz victorin housez awn samll hillz……an wai cheeper tahn teh restz ob teh abi areaz……uh shood ai hab sayz “affordabble”? *pleese to taek note taht ai puts teh postrfy OWTSIDEZ teh quotashun merks……berrrrrryyy carreeefulli…..*
I am currently in Pennsylvania (near Harrisburg), but I lived in Delaware for almost 8 years, after moving away from California.
salleh-
sigh- meiz n gascat naow libs in da colorodeo. Spooze wuk fur beeg med ins company in da “quality contul” de elibinated himz department. Onli plac cud fin wuk wif compani was colorodeo. Dont liks it bery much- too dry, too high naow “real” laks. Haz nic funderstoms howeber….
I wais a bebe in da california, hadz shortz fambli stai in da oklahoma whenz I waiz 5 den moveded to oregun n staid der until 2 years ago. Still hab fambli in california in danville. dont heer much frum dem.
misses da whooshi whooshi ub da ocean- do nots misses awl da rain!
momcat
I seen jarred clawted creem at Costco! Also orderd sum frum da net…wif ma Cadbury’s mocha Fast Break!! YUMS!!!
Furstee tiem I had clawted creem wuz in Honiton! [drooooooool] such a lovelee Devon Creem Tee!!! An a keyoot lil teehows too!
I wanna liv in Devon fureva!!! But SoCal ok fur nao til I get a millyun munnes…
Costco????!!!! oh teh boi!!!!! ai jest happenz to haz a Costcoi cardy……fursty tyme ai haz teh clawted creem waz in Debon too !!!! ( ai tink ai useded to lib in Debon ina preeveus lif…, allus drawnz to it wen ai hab goed to teh teen tiny islan…) an ai lub York, an Londun, an Scawtlan an teh Ile ob Skkye an Summmertehset, an Cornwwwaaalll an lowts ob odder plazes……..
maibee we boff getz a millyun monneez at teh saem tyme an den we can go togedder !!!
oh ai forgotted…..do anywun no wher ai kin fin Cadbury’s (do taht haz a postrofy???) Whispa taht iz teh bery bestest ob awl teh canny barz der iz………ai useded to bring bak 40 eleben ob tehm wen we went obber der……
tehre’s a website: http://www.cadburygiftsdirect.co.uk and tehy has teh wispas in paks ob 48 bars! nomnomnomnom! Hoep tehy let yu order form Merkah!
Hi salleh
Yes it is Cadbury’s ( made by Mr Cadbury’s firm). HV u tried der Cadbury’s Flake? I think you wud WANT! Wish I cud send you 40 eleben- need to werk on matter trnsfomer.
An der cloted Kreme. One ov mai deer frenz was borned on a farm in Cornwall an her Dad made der clotted Kreme Is made by heeting kreme in big wide pans till is thik and nommy.
I offered mai kittehs sum onetime but they preferred der spraycreme! No accountin for der tastes.
Ambercat and Salleh. So sorree. Ai chust cheked teh Cat-berree site – tehy deliver awnlee in teh UK.
mmmmm….Cadbury’s….
I found those when I was stationed in UK.
They have them, here, in Austin. I’ve even found them in 7-Elevens!
But the Cadbury Flake (yum!) is at “World Market” aka “Cost Plus”
(they even have in white chocolate, now!) nomnomnom…
>arribz frawm Brytayn, bearing food parsellwaytz 4 stampeed<
****ing wurdprez. It eeted kontentz ob parsell.
Klotted kreem, strauburree jam, Scones, Wispas and awl sortz ob flaykz.
Fank u paws4thot !!!! tehy are jest az nomnomnomnomny az ai memberz….!!!!!! iz funnee how teh differmeintz fuudz stkz in ur mindz…….
Packs ob 48 Wispa bars???? ZOMG DO WANT. Ackshully ai is in Merka rite nao, an I has imported a larj fud parsel of Cadbury Curly Wurlies for mai fren in Pennsylvania. Ai has tu keep remindin maiself taht I mus post tehm tu her an nawt eet tehm maiself.
ai coms in layte, but sitz kwietlee hopping fur crums dat fall frum da UK gifts!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
that’s one well defended bucket… er, water bowl
Get da dancin goin here for Melissa not bein sekund.
Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop
Shimmy shimmy bop
OK NOW dat we got dat done, I get da nommies on the da cart. It Sunday…all we gotz if lefovers from Caturday. Sorry, WE getz emergnn…emmgere…. hurry up quick new supplied to face (won’t say da M word)
Har, har.
lazorz rule
PEW PEW PEW!!!!
U beateded mez. LOL
PEW PEW!!!
sry, u miffed me
Good job at night – at least you know where thay are!
(Please – dance for wheelchair-man)
wen feetz no workz- teh heart alwayz duz. joo keep danze in joo heart- the muzik allays be playin.
Lollerskates!
Lol-A-pa-looza! Great LOL of china!! I fought the LOL and the LOL won!!!!!
I need da munnyz pliz, kuz ai haz non.
YAY!!! Lazorz!!
When ai wurked een a seenyur centar, ai had a kalendur dat tooked funni sawng leerics an’ twisted dem a bits.
“I fight authority and authority always wins” –> “I fight with Dorothy and Dorothy always wins”
Mah bozz were a wooman naymed Dorothy. I gabe her dat daiz pictur. Her lyked eet.
TC!! It’s been forever since I’ve seen you!! *HUGS* how have you been?!?!
Hai Elfi!
k, I think that’s the limit of my LOLspeak tonight … hehe
Not too good, actually. I am unemployed and need a new place to live by the end of the year. I have long-standing PTSD and depression and those have been kicking my ass. I wasn’t talking to anyone for a while, just like after the Catburger died. I don’t have much energy for anything productive. Two of my housemates are evil little brats (think of Draco Malfoy and his buddies Crabbe and Goyle from the Harry Potter series — one is the mastermind and one is the blind follower) … they’re constantly stirring up crap with the rest of us. Last night they told me it was ok if I got a kitty (our landlady forbids them), but I *know* that if I do, all it would take is one little thing that pisses them off, and they’re gonna run to the landlady about it. So as much as I want a cat right now, I’m not going to get one.
I should be thankful that I’m doing better than I was, but sometimes it really just feels like I’m living day to day, with no sense of hope for the future or anything else. I’m not hurting, but I’m not feeling much, either. And it doesn’t help that the one person who has the power to help me out (my mother) isn’t being very supportive.
Tiny Cheez, yoo hang in der! Tings wil get beddur, dey alwayze do. Sumtiemz it jus taeks tyme.
Sorry bowt yore Catburger (noa de Angel Catburger, of korse).
Hope when yoo gitz new kitteh dat it is ekxtra-speshul wun for yoo.
{{liddel hugz fur TC & AC}}
Tiny, I hope you know that we all worried about you very much when you lost Catburger. I hope you were at least lurking about and knew you were in our prayers. Some of us have dealt with the PTSD and depression for years…so we know where you are coming from. Please know that we are here for you!!!!!
Tiny I saw this earlier and felt too shy to post – like I was eavesdropping but just want you to know that I’ll be praying for you and that you’ll get the house (or flat, whatever) of your dreams, where you can have as many cats as you like and you can enjoy each other. Depression is vile. If u don’t mind a (relative) stranger hugging you, consider yourself hugged! Those little ratbags should think themselves honoured to share with you.
Thanks, guise. I needed to read that, cuz right now things are looking worse.
*is full of boohooings*
K guize–us has discobberd teh power of prayer an goodwill an laffter an dansing. Lets us all unleash teh good stuff on TC&AC so tings will get bedder.
*lubs u guise*
ai finks eet are bedtiem nao.
Run Will, run!
Commander Riker, all bandaged and borkd, “HAY!! ZTOP SAYINGZ DAT!!!”
YESH.
For’z teh uthr Trek’z, thay haz temperel wepuns, just too fyre at Will.
Why you no bring us teh cheezburgers, like we askeded? Now u die!
u WILL drop teh revvolooshun or DYE!!!
Lol elfinugget… Riker is borkd!!
We r here 4 da burgur trollz…
Fire at Will, or Bob, or Harry, or Mary or whoever, we not picky that way
Need a festive touch for yer intimatible doing? NEW! Kitteh throwehs! Jus toss up on the drapes and kowch and watch em lite up the room!
speshul onlee in teh hollyday katalog frum jayceepennee. get yurz wile supliez lassed!
go to graffitiresearchlab.com, search LED throwies
tried pasting link i saw earlier in post starting with word “Whoa”, the one with the girl making like a monster to cat, but WP not be allowing me…
Credit to Stend for making available, and whoever else who thunk it first
Deez hardr to mayk. Kittehs no liek me sodderin on dem…. But glowee kitteh lites R fun!!
teh kittehs – they will shoot meh!! noooooooooo
JESUS CHRIST ITZ LAZERZ!
GIT N DA CAR!
PEW PEW PEW!
*dodge*
PEW PEW!
Newun ells see the ad for Prima Lasers? Sez primalasers.co.uk.
Coincidink or is this ther staff?
Hey its gonned. Bummer. An noebuddy got my Terry Pratchett referinse on “If u build it ….” Sum u win…
Lord Vetinari sais it in going postal, or?
No, is Greebo, Nanny Oggs’ cat.
“Then the most vicious and cunning a pile of fur that ever had the intelligence to sit on a bird table with its mouth open and a piece of toast balanced on its nose vanished through the open window.” in “Maskerade”.
De pichoor was of kitteh in bird cage, and teh post said Fly into my belleh, so I sayd Piece of toast on nose. Lot of esplanashun for not lot of LOLs.
Now witness teh firepower of dis fully armed and operrashunal cat-terstayshun.
Fire at will commandur!
poor will why do we always fire at him??!!! LOL! funny pic tho
Send this to Cute with Chris!! He loves teh Lazor Eyez..
Patriotik lite show to beginz promply, plz to be takin UR seats.
I was thinking “that would make a great bug light”
everybody focus… ZAP !!!
dat or be feeding teh kittehs teh hot sauce. ebberting dat bites dem will flyz away an esplodes. pop pop
Fire at Will! Or Alan! Or whoever the hell else you can hit!…
(Somwun pleez get refrinse?)
N wen we dun blastin, we sleeps in awr la-zor-boi reclinurz.
Oh – HitD – u akshullee maed me *snert* the cowfee – furst tiem today!
Kittehs of teh corm
plz no shoot
but iz gud for teh cellul-celluz-ripple tighs.
tihs iz teh last tyme i raise kittehs neer tyrh nukular plant
Call The Doctor…des kittehs gotz da Oud eyes!
Jesus Christ, they’re aliens! Get in the shuttle!
Whut iz with teh big lazor-eye kitteh in middl? Luks liek he has dool-perpus lazor eyez or sumthng. Can he haz speshul powrs?
he is teh traffick kitteh.
TIREZ! TIREZ!
All those glowing eyes remind me of the terrible 80s music video for Total Eclipse of the Heart…
Holy crap! The worse my cats ever did was wake me up at 3am just for the heck of it…these kittehs are serious, they will shoot to kill! *hides*
imma chargin mah laz0rs 2..
SHOOP DA WHOOP.
Looks like The Borg. “We are the Borg. Lower your shields. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.”
Condoleeza Rice presented dramatic evidence to Congress that the Iranian nuclear program is much farther advanced than was previously believed. In this photo, smuggled out of the Ayatollah’s toilet block, you can see clear evidence that highly advanced weapon systems have been deployed in harmless-looking housecats destined for American homes, schools, hospitals, and nunneries. Rice asked for support for the President’s plan to “bomb the living $#%t out of them”. Democrats voted in favour of the bill, with Nancy Pelosi saying “of course we support the President. We’re proud American patriots. That doesn’t mean we support the war. If the president uses our support to wage war, that’s not our fault, is it?”
Looks like something out of ‘Village of the Damned’.
too tabbee buk ends on da rite of the pic!
But day is nawt holding up buks. Kittehs hate the buks! Dey sai, “Whi you reed wen you shud be pettin’ on me!”
Teh Marri Mayd ladies chargin’ their lazers to begin de groute cleanin for dis hoomin. “Happy to zap the crap in teh gap” is der moto. *ZAP*
DAT IZ TOO MANY CATZ
Dehr R no sutch ting as “2 menee kittehz”.
Kittehz sez “Hou manee ob dehm kan we maek dye?”
Will is in biggggg trouble!
Awright, kittehs, ther wuz no aleeyun. Teh flash uv lite yoo saw wuz NAWT a UFO.
Swamp gas frum a wedder balloon wuz trapped inna thermal pocket an reflekted de lyte frum Veenus.
Nao luk into mai liddel flashee fing an AWL yur nastee memreez uv aleeyunz wil be erayzed.
kthxbai!
MEOW!!! Love It. Many cheezbugers from me.
MEOW!!!MEOW!!!MEOW!!!MEOW!!! Love it.
turn around.. bright eyes… (total eclipse of the heart)
Resistance iz very futile……….
da girl chile of da family asks – who is will?
OMG THEY WILL KILL YOU
y, wut did Will doo? did he doo sumthin bad?
HOLY S@#$ EVIL KITTEZ
Which one’s Will?
Lets start thuh lasers motors they sound like kars
O_O
Which one’s Will?
oops i has had mistake lazahs chared only 90%. o well PEW PEW PEW