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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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kittehlurve

Rsistance iz fu tiel.

Spinderfly

I’d sure hate to be Will.

Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

*ROTFLMAO* At furs, Ai didn’t gets eet. Den … HAHAHAHA fire *at* Will! Spinderflai, u’s awsum.

 
Jeep

me dubly glads no named Will

 
 
 
whiskers

few tail. lik ‘teh kittehs has a few tails’.

kittymeow6

nyne tayld kitteh lookin fur ravenj.

 
 
 
 
two_kittehs

U shall be assimulated and be made into a kitteh slave, we is here for lolcatus, ur
catpain

 
 
 
whiskers

parently “will” is that kitteh down front wif his bak turned.

happi firsti danse.

twirl twirl but wiggle stomp stomp but wiggle
spin leap fall over in a heep
get up an do it all ovr agan.

*hugs* for lissa.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Luvlee, whiskers. Nao cum an has sum tastee and nutrishous refreshmintz.

 
Melissa

fanks foar all teh treets an dansin!
I swear to you guys…..
Yes I have been workin very hard,
but when I have a day off, all I want to do is sleep.
I posted the “not second post” and I went upstairs and was going to gather laundry(PLEH!) and I looked at my cozy unmade bed,
and slept for 2 hours.
Wed was my day off and I slept ALL DAY.
When I get off work I lay down for an hour and get in bed by 10 or 11 and sleep all night. I hope I get my landry done, i need clean drawers.

Ambercat

cleen drawses R importent - imajin yur embarressmessment if yu gawt hit bai a bus tomoro an wer foun to be waerin unsatisfactry unnerwaer!

3rin

on de oder paw, if us gits hit bai a bus, dey wil jujs cut orf ur unerwear in da ER, so mite as well waer ur unnerwear wif holes an such. Dat wey ur gud underweer wil not git mest up.

gascat

iz berry trwoo- been ders, dun dat……
plz to be keepn id on yuz in sum obvious place soes i don havta go rumagin thru yur messy pantz.
( waz ER registrar at da nigt- wuld getz da awl dunk peepz an hab too goes thru awl der klothes to find nom- major pleh!)

momcat

 
 
kittymeow6

wut if ur kitteh got in ur unnerwear? ;D

 
 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeesssssssssss! Meilissssssa!

Becuz todai is sumwut solemn dai, mai ai sugjest taht we has a nice cowfee and tee partee?
Stend an Teho can bring teh throw up/awb lites to maek it festive.

Ai has nice fresh coffee and tee - and hawt choklit. And a large assortimint ov donuts. N, cuz is 11 Nov, we can has the Berliners as well. jellee and creem filled.

An - since is speshul dai, ai has brougt reel heavee creem fur the coffee. Of corse, milk and lemon fur the tee.

Ai’m raisin mai cowfee cup to yew, Melissa!

whiskers

yum

as jfk said, i am a jelly donut!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

It maeks mee lafff everee tiem!!! Ai wuz sekretlee hoeping sumwun wud say taht!

Katers

Yay! Eddee Izzard menshen FTW!

 
 
paws4thot

I thot he sez “I am a hotdog”?

 
 
salleh

I can has clotted creem n jam n scones??????? beeen in californy fur tooooo long, an whil ai woodn’t KIL fur clotted creem n jam n scones, ai mite considerz doin serius bawdily harmz……( an ai ment taht literali…..bawdily, nawt bodily…heh heh)

SPARKYSMOM

salleh- do u know wolferman’s? dey cat-alog wif scones n clotted cream n lemon curd and crumpets n muffins- yummy! i canz have anywhere even califor ni- ai

SPARKYSMOM

and strangleberry jam !

 
salleh

no wher iz tish majical plase taht I can haz clotted creem ????? (horbboble mane , wundderful delishus stuffes….)

butt wher doo ai fine suches a plase…….wolferman’s????? ai lib in teh bay areaz ( san franysiscoz bay)

ar der ani ob tsoeht plasez heer????

salleh

oopps ai jest naow figgureded oawt taht u ment cat-a- log…….naowt a plasez……

 
Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

SALLEH

Ware neer Sans Fwansisco is u libbing?

Ai were birthed in dah Sans Fwansisco Chillins Hospytail.
Ai gwew up in Sans Bwuno. (An’ teh Angel Catburger were birthed dere!)
Ai went tu kollege in Sonowma Kowntee.

YAY SALLEH TELLS MEH TELLS MEH TELLS MEH!!!!!!!

*happitail*

 
salleh

OH Hai !!!! wellllllll lesseee, rite naow ai am in Vallejo ( teh lolcat whoo iz a big whyte tigger frum a few daze ago, he libs in Vallejo) But ai libbed in Sonowma Valley fur 13 eleben yeers bak in teh 70z an 80z, ina town cawled Glen Ellen, (Jack Lunnun libbed in Glen Ellen fur a whil, a hunnerd yeers ago, wen GE haz populashun ob 500 peeps an 13 barz !!! we waaz famus drinkerz tenh !!!)

did u go to Sonowma Stat Collej oar perhapz Santa Rosa JC???? ai had miny frens hoo went derz, ai went to teh San Franysiscoz Art Instituez , waz a lawng drived ebbery dai., butt waz wurff it to lib ina samll twon……

{{{{{{{ TC & AC}}}}}}}}

 
salleh

Inninit a samll whirld?????? dwon teh postsies heer, me n onceajinx boff tryeded clawtted crrem in Debon !!! an we boff Calyfornuns…….!!

 
Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

Ai wents tu kollej een Sonowma Stayte Unibersitee. I libed in Rohnert Park, ryte akros frum deh hai skool neer deh kollej.
Ai no whar Vallejo are, ai had tu dryve froo eet when ai were going tu da momma’s haus een Walnut Krick.

YAY!!!!

{{{{{{SALLEH}}}}}}

 
gascat

tawks abou small wurld salleh-
mai moms borned in Sebastapol, on a applz ranch mai dadz werkd at Sonowma state whenz Iz bornd! Iz bornd in Walnut Creek. Stang stori butz twoo fur da timz, I waz a berry difficulti birthn bebe anz da sonowama state naoi letz mai dadz leaf hiz clazz eben do deh fough ma momz mig not makes it ( she didz she waz fine, my moms tuff). Mai momz furst jobz waz teachn ata gurls reformatori in Vallejo. Mai dadz famli cumz frum Benica, waz a furse fambili der ( haz teeny tiny street named afer da famili)
Iz got da salt wadder inna mai veins!

momcat

 
salleh

sew, what pawrt ob teh whirld r u guise in naow?????

ai hab nawt been too Benicia yet, butt ai heer taht iz a loberly twon……Vallejo iz lawts cawlmer naow taht teh navi iz goed awai…….an it haz miny beauuuuutifulz victorin housez awn samll hillz……an wai cheeper tahn teh restz ob teh abi areaz……uh shood ai hab sayz “affordabble”? *pleese to taek note taht ai puts teh postrfy OWTSIDEZ teh quotashun merks……berrrrrryyy carreeefulli…..*

 
Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

I am currently in Pennsylvania (near Harrisburg), but I lived in Delaware for almost 8 years, after moving away from California.

 
gascat

salleh-

sigh- meiz n gascat naow libs in da colorodeo. Spooze wuk fur beeg med ins company in da “quality contul” de elibinated himz department. Onli plac cud fin wuk wif compani was colorodeo. Dont liks it bery much- too dry, too high naow “real” laks. Haz nic funderstoms howeber….
I wais a bebe in da california, hadz shortz fambli stai in da oklahoma whenz I waiz 5 den moveded to oregun n staid der until 2 years ago. Still hab fambli in california in danville. dont heer much frum dem.
misses da whooshi whooshi ub da ocean- do nots misses awl da rain!

momcat

 
 
 
onceajinx

I seen jarred clawted creem at Costco! Also orderd sum frum da net…wif ma Cadbury’s mocha Fast Break!! YUMS!!!

Furstee tiem I had clawted creem wuz in Honiton! [drooooooool] such a lovelee Devon Creem Tee!!! An a keyoot lil teehows too!

I wanna liv in Devon fureva!!! But SoCal ok fur nao til I get a millyun munnes…

salleh

Costco????!!!! oh teh boi!!!!! ai jest happenz to haz a Costcoi cardy……fursty tyme ai haz teh clawted creem waz in Debon too !!!! ( ai tink ai useded to lib in Debon ina preeveus lif…, allus drawnz to it wen ai hab goed to teh teen tiny islan… ;) an ai lub York, an Londun, an Scawtlan an teh Ile ob Skkye an Summmertehset, an Cornwwwaaalll an lowts ob odder plazes……..

maibee we boff getz a millyun monneez at teh saem tyme an den we can go togedder !!!

salleh

oh ai forgotted…..do anywun no wher ai kin fin Cadbury’s (do taht haz a postrofy???) Whispa taht iz teh bery bestest ob awl teh canny barz der iz………ai useded to bring bak 40 eleben ob tehm wen we went obber der……

 
Ambercat

tehre’s a website: http://www.cadburygiftsdirect.co.uk and tehy has teh wispas in paks ob 48 bars! nomnomnomnom! Hoep tehy let yu order form Merkah!

 
annyluvsprintie

Hi salleh
Yes it is Cadbury’s ( made by Mr Cadbury’s firm). HV u tried der Cadbury’s Flake? I think you wud WANT! Wish I cud send you 40 eleben- need to werk on matter trnsfomer.
An der cloted Kreme. One ov mai deer frenz was borned on a farm in Cornwall an her Dad made der clotted Kreme Is made by heeting kreme in big wide pans till is thik and nommy.
I offered mai kittehs sum onetime but they preferred der spraycreme! No accountin for der tastes.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ambercat and Salleh. So sorree. Ai chust cheked teh Cat-berree site - tehy deliver awnlee in teh UK.

 
Merbrat

mmmmm….Cadbury’s….
I found those when I was stationed in UK.
They have them, here, in Austin. I’ve even found them in 7-Elevens!
But the Cadbury Flake (yum!) is at “World Market” aka “Cost Plus”
(they even have in white chocolate, now!) nomnomnom…

 
paws4thot

>arribz frawm Brytayn, bearing food parsellwaytz 4 stampeed<

 
paws4thot

****ing wurdprez. It eeted kontentz ob parsell.

Klotted kreem, strauburree jam, Scones, Wispas and awl sortz ob flaykz.

 
salleh

Fank u paws4thot !!!! tehy are jest az nomnomnomnomny az ai memberz….!!!!!! iz funnee how teh differmeintz fuudz stkz in ur mindz…….

 
SJ

Packs ob 48 Wispa bars???? ZOMG DO WANT. Ackshully ai is in Merka rite nao, an I has imported a larj fud parsel of Cadbury Curly Wurlies for mai fren in Pennsylvania. Ai has tu keep remindin maiself taht I mus post tehm tu her an nawt eet tehm maiself.

 
dapanferkitteh

ai coms in layte, but sitz kwietlee hopping fur crums dat fall frum da UK gifts!

 
 
 
 
kittymeow6

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

 
 
stend

that’s one well defended bucket… er, water bowl

 
Lucy

Get da dancin goin here for Melissa not bein sekund.

Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop
Shimmy shimmy bop

OK NOW dat we got dat done, I get da nommies on the da cart. It Sunday…all we gotz if lefovers from Caturday. Sorry, WE getz emergnn…emmgere…. hurry up quick new supplied to face (won’t say da M word)

 
 
Kimmypage

Har, har.
lazorz rule

 
 
Paul

Good job at night - at least you know where thay are!

(Please - dance for wheelchair-man)

Shaungrl

wen feetz no workz- teh heart alwayz duz. joo keep danze in joo heart- the muzik allays be playin.

 
 
elfinugget

Lol-A-pa-looza! Great LOL of china!! I fought the LOL and the LOL won!!!!!

I need da munnyz pliz, kuz ai haz non. ;)

YAY!!! Lazorz!!

Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

When ai wurked een a seenyur centar, ai had a kalendur dat tooked funni sawng leerics an’ twisted dem a bits.

“I fight authority and authority always wins” –> “I fight with Dorothy and Dorothy always wins”

Mah bozz were a wooman naymed Dorothy. I gabe her dat daiz pictur. Her lyked eet.