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thinx kitteh haz had enuff
no such thing – with vodka this time k?plsthxbaizoomomgwtfbbq?
Absoluutly.
kitty’s shaken AND stirred
shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your booty
shake your booty
or maybe
twitch twitch twitch …
I’ll dants too dat.
I gots lots too shake, too.
*sigh.*
it’s me, again.
I will bee furrevur punished fur using dat name.
hahah darn funni naem! i musta missed dat thred : )
twitch twitch twitch
twitch twitch twitch
twitchy kitty
twitchy kitty …
Yeah! Furstee danse fur c-tea!
shake shake
wiggle wiggle s
himmeh shimmeh
Way to go c-tea! R u dansing with Romeow and mee?
shake shake
wiggle wiggle s
himmeh shimmeh
*whispurrs* Romeow – hao du u du a “himmeh?” Did ai du it rite?
no. u cant. NOT URS.
mi furst thot exactly!
congrats on the firsty
dans
dans
dans
Hai, Shera – nice to bee heer dansing with you. Butt ai has 2 OT queschuns.
1. Do u has handee teh link to teh pikshur of Lucy in teh CHRG (wdoi)?
2. If kitteh eats sum meetloaf with onyun in it, just hao bad is it fur him?
Mai Fin luvs mai meetloaf, butt peeple said befoar teh unyons were poyson.
unyons bad for kitteh maks sic an haz to az vetage vizit
Ma Melly wood eet salsa, it skeered me cuz it had unyuns in, but Ah dun tink she et NE uv dem. Ah got lukee, she neber showd NE ill effex frum it.
Ah nawt shoor whut da sines wood be… Mebbe frow up, nawt feel gud. Sum aminals seem to be ok wif deez poyzins, menee nawt. Best to NAWT take chanses, avoyd givin dem da stuff whut kin mek dem sik.
Menee kittehs cant drynk milk, meks dem hav runz. Big goggees has been nowd to eet choklit in tenee amownts, nawt git sik. Ah new a tenee goggee dat wood eet it, an he neber gawt sik eber. Berree WEERD! Ah woodent tayk dat bet.
Ah bet yur kitteh et arown da unyuns….
An yes, Ah wanna see da kittteh in CHRG too, Ah coodent see it befoar! Tanx Shera!!!
Noe, kiddeh, you can has not. Dis is an intervenshun.
intervenshuns r berry stressful….
can poar kitteh has a valium juz dis wonce ???
nyce cumpassionit LBreeeze! de nnerventon dokters will halp him start his knew lyke, juss as eassi as dey can. : )
*heh heh*
Kitteh wants wings, but not the chicken kind.
You no can has nother red bull. You has nierly lazr ayes alrdy. Red bull not gud for kitteh!
Uh, kitteh, u needs deekaf cawfi an a ryd home.
Yah, teh kitteh has drinkd too much Red Bull… Switch to Blue Mouse…lol
I gotted yu a red bull, but I drinkded it.
I gotted U 10 red bullz, but I dranked tehm awl.
and now …
OMG I CAN SEE FOREVER !!!
AicanhasaredbullansumkibblsananodderredbullanAicanplaiwitmahtoysesananodderredbullanclymtehcurtinsanrunacrawsyurbedandclymupontehwardroeb?
Waddya meen? “Itz 3am, goe to sleeps!”??
Oh, ambercat, U noes teh kittehs soh well! ROFLMAO!
mai Amber (she orinj but she nawt poysun) lyks to sho me teh myses an shroos she’s cortankilld at 3am. An then crunches tehm awl up!
bedder dan teh myses & shroos shez stiw playin wif, doh! Mai bruvver’s kat bringed ina live ratt & dropt on himz bed in middow of nite!
Hour famblee’s kat Sylvester yoused 2 katch bats & krunch on em in teh baycement. Dunno wai he nebber getted teh raybees!
Dis pikshur, an’ eendeed teh hoal thred, remins meh ob tu ob mah hausmaytes. Las’ nyte, dems were dwunk at onli ayte-thirty-o’clock, an’ singings at teh tops ob dems lungses. Dem sounded lyke kittahs having teh fyte! Gud ribbons, ai sez.
dwunk roommaets r teh pleh. Mai son’z roommaet and teh roommaet’s frenz got dwunk an stolded teh doornob frum teh dorm room. Hadda get noo emurjesee doornob in middl uv nite. U haz mai simp… sipm… I feelz 4 yu.
OMG!! Taht iz diffntly kitteh onde rdbul!! Or deh nypz! My cuz’s kitteh get lyks dat on deh nypz!
Oh ya beet me!
GMTA!!!!!
kitteh nip and red bull, is no gud
Ya, Ai kitteh, Ai alwayz liek dis!! Wheeeeeeeeee!!!
Dhizizwurthelibteegazzillyoncheezbrgrz.kthnxbai!!!1!
Kitteh soon be richocheting off teh wallz.
Ahw, teh poor kitteh, drinked soo much red bull he’s gotz teh jaundice
I eated yer leftover Halloweeeeeeeen candies. All ten poundz.
Happy Cat haz gayned stripeyz an a tastez fur teh red bul.
Dat iz one HAPPY cat !
hey salleh! ah c u changed da spelln ov ur naem. Lukes gude awn u!
yep (looks behind) still waiting for muh wings so i kin fly & poop on birds too
I WANT NAAOWWWWWWWWWW! (burp)
WHAT U MEAN CALM DOWN!? I AM CALM! (burp)
Aye wuddn’t tri to snorgle dat belleh fur a while.
whatchu mean i iz shakin n talkin too fast? huh? huh? huh?
Kitteh dwinks teh sugarfree red bull to keeps teh jungle powch tiny.
‘jungle powch’ FTW!!!! Dem boi kittehs dooo git wun!!! LOL!
Nope!
But u can has some ‘nip.
Calm ur twichee ass daown!!!
kitteh can no has moar tu drink, hims ais be yelo alreddy
Fork over teh cafeen an’ no wun getz hurteded. Naow.
Happycat wants moar happy, but whut he needs is diner brekfuss, gatorade, and tuck in bedz.
Iz same kitteh wot eated all dem pills b 4?
Gettin ovar the Vykings scoring zip in NFL?
LOL!!! Ef he Viking fan, he woodent be a happicat! But he wood if he Charger fankitteh!! WOOHHOOO!!!
supercalifrajilisticxpeeallidoshuzzz !!!
Luks like mai Yogeh kitteh, when hims wants sumthin,
No kitteh, u no can has, u is goin to RedBull anonimous..
U can haz Jager Bom!
yea, i have had days like this.
*twitch*
redbool? wha redbool? I dinnahabaniredbool! yootinkidrinksyoorredbool?
umm, iz tiem for teh innervenshunz, kitteh
i juss poopd in ur lukky charmz.
hab a nies day.
ZOMG u meen it r no speshul *gold coyn* marshmellow charmz!?!1!
Hm. Ennybuddy sawded mah prozacs?
Huray fer teh Walli. Hez a happi lolcat
shudnt it b i can has mor rdbull plz?
oh hai i gotz teh red bull but not enuf see i needz teh rest ov teh caffeen nao I sae pleez ah needz it nao nao nao wit a rebl yel he kride moar moar moar kafeen or els I smashz u wit teh giatn hamr in meh invisible toolbocks pao u gets concushin go to hospitl dey replais ur brane wit a can o beenz u go around rest ov ur life saiyn “oh hai I can has kafbeen” see I maeks joak ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wel it funny to meh but newai mah poynt iz I CAN HAS MOAR KAFFEEEEEEN?!?!?!
Butt I is heer.
An dere is plentee ub mee.
/snertul
Billi Idol! Waiz I lik dat gui? I can neber figger out wai I liks him, himz weird, I liks da Joane Jett n da blak hertz two…… But Iz a classical kitteh! I lubs da Debussy n da Bach n, n ‘hey liddli sistr wha hab u don? noooooooo!
momcat
Nawt shure, but ah leikz teh rawk an teh klassikal mewzik 2.
b…b…but…Red Bull helpz me charge mah lazorz!
Plus wingz halps me get birdz, n skwerlz, n mices, n…
kitteh sais:
Yeeeeeees??
dis looks like mah kitteh Desmo!!
Sumone told me onse that valerian acts leik kitteh cokane…nevur had kitteh that lieked it, tho…is an ackwired taste, ‘parently. My frend’s kitteh chewd thru lethur handbag to get to valerian. Must be gud 4 sum!
Valley Girl Kitty sez “Like, OH MY GAWD!”
kitteh haz eyez the color ov Meowtan Doo
I think hez full!!!
RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGGSSSS
Redbul n pilz…fonna be a FUN nyte!
omgwtfbbqzoomzoomzoomwheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeicanseeforevahkthxbai
typo…I has it
sposta b “gonna be a FUN nyte!”
hahaha crazy kitty
OMG! my cat is SOO like this one I feel she secretly drinks redbull behind my back