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  1. irongrrl22 says:

    … and noa i needz to gouge mai eyez!!

  2. He is the Dave says:

    we murst protekt kitteh frum teh FAIL MONSTAH.

  3. Mary says:

    ay yi yi! da mary kay lady be makin FORTUNE offa you! lotsa moneys for cheezeburgers! i don8 to bukkit loss group toos ^_^

    • Jaded Kitteh says:

      Her Fayce beein so uglee taht Maree Kae wuld prolly donayte deh producks fur free, just to halp maek sur deh normul peepelz eyez dun get hurted wile dey be lookin her jenral dyrekshun.

      :)

  4. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    Kitteh will fix ur skin wif… LAZOR TREETMINT!

  5. ManfredMom says:

    Noes wonder u gots wots ob teh sweetee stuffzes on HalLoLween! U wents owt wifowt costuum n sceerded teh pantses offn ebereebuddee!

  6. emma says:

    I can has not teh sekond danse fer irongrrl?

    Wat kynd danse u liek?

    *shimmeh* en ayntissahpayshon!!!

  7. Romeow says:

    Gud Lawd…
    ur breff izn’t enny bettr tehn ur face!
    Ur a mess.
    Iz seen catbockz in bettr shape!

  8. Romeow says:

    I can has do ober on mah foreber hoam?

    Ov awl the stoopy hoomins…I git dis won?

  9. Matt says:

    I can has Mary Kay?

  10. diva says:

    Okay, I no skrach kowch no moar! Sheesh.

  11. Romeow says:

    U fink dats funneh?

    Go ahed n laff, stoopy hoomin,
    cuz nao ur gonna lern teh meaning ov
    Instant Karma.

    *swat* *slash* *bunneh kick* *bite*

    Oh, nawt so funneh nao?
    I didn’t fink so.

    • Jaded Kitteh says:

      Imunna gets my fraend Karateh kitteh to kum an kik ur ayce!!!! No skare meh no moerz, I sed I wuz surry bout usin ur boifraendz hat fur a chu toy, dun knoe why yoo waz to bein soz upset, wuznt laek it wuz nyce or NEtihng!

      An also…yooz be needin a tik tak. kthxbai.

  12. Jennifffuurr says:

    Kitteh won’t b makin up wif gurl 4 skeerin him like taht!

    Roujes, lipstix, pouders, paint
    makes a gurl look like wat she ain’t

    Linerz, bronzurs, shadoes, too
    cain’t hep teh byooty ov teh inner U

    • Romeow says:

      I’ll bet taht dis kitteh doan fink much ov her inner byooty, either.

      • ittehbittehkitteh says:

        byooteh iz
        whut byooteh do

        whutchu duin
        r fugleh too.

        - – signed kitteh poet

        i just forwurd dat from mah fren, kitteh poet. he berry upsett bout da oppressin of da kittehs by collidj frosh… kerrintly he wurkin on dokumintry called ‘wen older teens attak’.

  13. gascat says:

    oh noes! yuz muz beez da purrpl kitti eater dat momies been singn bout!
    run away! run away!

    momcat

  14. Julia says:

    Harsh kitteh! is quite harsh.

  15. miss foots says:

    Iyam slayv kitteh, mus do teeny bopperz bidding.

    Kitteh in a chynaaa shop

  16. Ambercat says:

    Ai see teh low-burger troll’s been thru. Play nys nao ebbereewun!

  17. cmerry says:

    PLEEZE to be puttinz face skin bak on kthxbai!

  18. williamca says:

    LOLZ! Iz be laffin’ when kitteh jumps up and klaws ugli fayce!

  19. ailoruphile says:

    hey, eez dat a stickurr on dee back of dah purple monstah??

    • kiwican says:

      iff yer link leeds to your websiyte & it duz (yer naem is teh link)- wai do u kepe puttin it att teh botum uv evry poast u maek? I C menny tymes wen u hav loh burgahs fum peeps & I fink dats wai

  20. Melissa says:

    Be still penkee.
    I gibs u teh plstik surgooree
    wif mah klawz.
    I SED BE STILL!!
    or u bees fuglier den u r nao!

  21. ittehbittehkitteh says:

    sry 4 da orf-topik… butt da kiteket lolpic dun filled up wif commints an nao dere no spayce 4 addin moar commints. (or mebbe dey dun terned it orf…cause we cud tawlk bout da religion 4 annuvver fousand yeers an nawt come 2 da end ob it!) hats orf 2 da burgers 4 postin a lolpic dat genirrayte so mutch dikussin.

    janetcanhas4kittehs:
    i reeded da xcerpt from da chrismass storeh. berry poignint. lotsa bad stuff benn dun (an still bean did) in da name ob gourd. deres bad feelin tween majer brantches an bittier brantches. (jewish v. chrishchin, pretestint v cafolik, amish v menoninite.) sumtime eben swabbels and trubbels tween 2 cherches ob da same tipe… berry sad dat dis still happnin.

    fank u for da xcerpt. ur intrasting purrson. hi ideels an integrititeh.

    • 3rin says:

      i cans maek comint too? I cudnot comint der eever.
      Jus a kweschun fur ur thinkin
      Has peeps noticed dat fur all der infightin, an all der lack of grace-dis is troo, an is disgraceful (no pun inteded), chrischuns shoud be moar lofing-
      dat wineber der is disaster aniwhere in da werld, chrishuns are wun of da firs respondirs, an dey stays til da need is met.
      I is chrischun, can’t kwite decied whut i finks abot da kitekat, but I bery mush regret dat sum, not all, chrishuns are so unloving, and drive peeple away fum God, and fum da chursh.
      But da fact dat Chrishuns are so far frum perfeckt shud not be a reflecshun on God himself-he is sowry dat we arn’t better to.
      I towt it wus funnee dat in da fred on da pic, somwun comminted dat Jesus mus haf sayd “doh” soumtimes, an ushuly directed at peeple aruwnd him-whin he says “o ye a litle faiyf,” I can heer him sahin it riet to me, an smakin hims foarhed.
      Fanks fur lisnen
      Erin

      • ittehbittehkitteh says:

        {{erin}}

        iff we wuz as grate as chrishchins as we sez we wisht we wuz (dats tangled, butt i try to pullz it owt), we wud realize dat we wanna draw peepels closer 2 gourd an nawt drive dem orf. lurve – dats da most portint fing we can do. alienatin folk aint lurvin.

        as 4 missions an obersees kinda stuff, i fink menny cherches r din a gud job. i wudden putz lotsa fayf in da telebision ad type missions. air time r nawt cheep an ur dollers mite go moar 4 da air time dan da starvin behbehs an orfinks.

        jeezus wuz a hyooming like us. mebbe peepels can argu bout da diviniteh – but dey cant argus bout da humaniteh!!! (“No, no. He was a DUCK.” “Right….. Just follow the nice man and he’ll show you to your room.”) as a hyooming, he had 2 feel da same fings we feel. he had FRENZ. mm.hm. just like we gotz frenz. lazerus wuz a fren ob his. jeezus cried wen lazerus died an lazerus fambly blamed it on jeezus nawt bein dere 2 save him.

        i sure jeezus feel da whole range of hyooming emoshun. i bet sum fings make him wanna FROW UP. sum fings make him mad. mebbe we STILL make him cri (which r a dam shayme). if sum wun wanna tell u jeezus nawt has a sens ob hyoomer, find da parabel ob da stommich in maffew. (i suck at citation, so i cant tells u wher zactleh) he gibes da farisees a lektur on doodoo. den da disiples say, ‘lord, dontchu know hao bad u ticked dem orf?’ (dats parafrase) he sez: ‘i just told dem da truf.’ wun ob mah favrits.

        i fink jeezus wud give rollr kosters a shot. margaritas 2. he wud play battel todes or froggr. he mite gibe saggin his pantses a shot 2 see if da kidz iz on da rite track. he wud want gud-smellin bodeh wash an he wud try conditioner. he wud lissen to da radio. why nawt? deres no sin in dese fings. i know dis: he wud gibe lotsa fings a decint shot, he wud keep open mind, an he wudden go name-callin and fingrpointin.

        • 3rin says:

          fank u, ittehbitteh
          I fink u is bery right abowt Jesus feelin da whole range of emoshuns, still, and I like whu u saied abot whut hims wud do if he was here.
          I stil fink he laughs win we burp.

      • 3rin says:

        sumtimes i find he’d say to me
        bein a chrishun, ur doin it wrong

        • Ambercat says:

          Ai tink he sais taht to me too! An to lots ob us – but wit a smyl cos he noes we tryin (very tryin!) an he awlwais lets us hav anodder go.

          • 3rin says:

            tank u fur reminden me.

            • annyluvsprintie says:

              3rin – I cudnot agree moar wif u and ibk – like Ambercat sez, he looooongsuffrin (or he’d a kicked me out yeers ago). I remmmer a preecher sayin he thot God had a flat bit on front of him hed wher he keepd smakkin it; dat pichur alwais stuck wi me. A bit skeerd that one day he’ll do it so hard coz of me he nok hisself out. (jk – sort of – lame)

              {{3rin}}

            • 3rin says:

              fangs, guise

              btw, today is mai birday! w00t w00t!

            • annyluvsprintie says:

              Happee birfday 3rin!
              Wil sings you tradshunal Inglisih greetingsong:

              *cleers throte, deep breff*

              Happee birfday to u
              Skwashed tomatoes an stoo
              Brad an buttah in da guttah
              Happee birfday to u!

              An manee moar!!

              Prayers an wishes for a yeer ful ov gud tings. xx

  22. cratz says:

    JEBUS CHRYSE, u skarrier den a lion! Get inda carr an go way frum me befor I melt u wif mai lazar beems.

  23. slythwolf says:

    Dis nawt funneh. Fur sum reezon ppl fink its ok to impli dat women nawt luk jus fyne teh wai they r naturly wen, in fakt, teh onli reezon women “need” makeup is teh oppresiv wurkings of teh patriarchy.

  24. bubbyscranky says:

    When ladee least spects it, kitteh will leap out from behind sumfin and ATTACK! Who r skeerd nao?!!?

    • ittehbittehkitteh says:

      *cue: dees boots iz maked 4 walkin*

      dees claws iz maked 4 rakin
      an dat jus whut im doo
      dees claws iz maked 4 rakin
      dey gonna rake awll ober u

      *bao bao bao bao* (dats da bass.)

      by fanceh sinatra

  25. D.R. says:

    Is mah chare! U no can has! Not yours!

  26. nananu says:

    slythwolf is right, it is not funny.

  27. Ambercat says:

    tehre R sum tings yu carnt cubber up wit lipstik an pouder!

  28. leaf says:

    OMG! A demon eyed raccoon beast!

    OMG! A white pasty faced girl with facial slashes fer orificessss!

    Oh kitteh, is you, sweet liddle ….WHOA

    (swipe
    back off sista….u still skeering me!

  29. catalogical humor says:

    hey ladee,
    knok it off with the witch fingurz
    and ditch teh studded belt too.
    sheesh.

  30. Cowie says:

    WOAHZ teh cattorz haz seens teh mummiez!!!

  31. annyluvsprintie says:

    Kitteh say, “NOA! Dis is how you skratch!.”

  32. annyluvsprintie says:

    Oops. Fergit to sai –

    Lastofthebohicans – Brillyant story. Much poignant n thotfull.

  33. lady luvs kittehs says:

    Taeks offa da maksks, Helawe… halbove… Debil’s Nyt ober!

    Waitz! Not masksks? BAI! Iz ota heer!

  34. lowly grunt says:

    I bet she finds a treasure in her shoe later.

  35. wth? says:

    Why is this funny? I don’t get it.

  36. eddyfan says:

    dont scare the kitty =(

    • Romeow says:

      Ifs ennybuddeh intenshunally scared mah kittehz liek dis ,
      there wud b hell to pay!

      Fur teh life ov meh, Aye can’t unnerstand y sumbuddeh wud scare
      sumone tehy lub.

      Hao duz that maek ennyfing bettr?

      *luks down n shakes hed*

  37. fafoosh says:

    Dis lolcat make me laff hizterkly. Humor iz funee ting – whut funnee to sum peepz is no funee to udders.

    I luv teh look on teh kittehz face (eben do stoopy hoomin scarez poor kitteh). Iz jus ver ver funneez to me!

    Der kud be manee kapshunz dat be funnee for dis, but dis 1 makez me laffz. histuriklee. srsly. :)

  38. geekgirlxx says:

    funny kitty.

  39. Tucker says:

    Da jaws theem foar dis one!

  40. Jaded Kitteh says:

    Yoo tihnk yoo be skaree sillee hyoomin? Yoo jus wayt till yoo goe to kleen mai katbocks laytur, dat will skare deh fayce off yoo fur shur!

    :)

  41. Rigorin says:

    Lazah cat wil aply makeup.

  42. Tiffeh keh says:

    Loves the belt on the girl <3 Me= total lover of the belt ^_^ hehee.
    Plus, pretteh kitteh.

  43. La Frook says:

    You make kitteh scared :(


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