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… and noa i needz to gouge mai eyez!!
skeerd kitteh will seek revenge whilst u sleep …
Happee powka dants fur irongrrl22 – hoo ai fink iz mai gasbuddee!!
humz? yoouz mean me?
Iz boykitti not gurl kitti
but iz confusin
Iz bee splitz purrsonalit
momcat postez hear wif mez caus her “pooter” cant keepz two namz initz brane ad da sam tim, an wez share pooter sumtimz. momcat iz gurlcat (mai momcat ackshuly)
Aiz tole some buddees on nother site bowts us. Ob cowrse we yuse diffrint naymes der n irongrrl22 is sups..supo…eerielyee close to a nayme on dat offer site! Soree to confuus u, gascat!
oh- okz, naow I unnerstans- no problemo
Tnx MandredMom!
i come frum polish famly, so i do polka
::twirl twirl twirl::
Whooo hooo irongrrl22. I luvs teh polka, too. Ai’m dansin fur u – liddle layte, ’tis troo, butt bedder tahn nevar!
*danse twirl danse twirl danse twirl* puff puff
*luks fur lemonaid* *drinks it* yum
*danse twirl danse twirl danse twirl*
sumbuddy sayed it gud:
i needs to poak owt mah minds eyeses…
luk at kittehs eers. jus wun liddel push, an dere bee blud drawn.
taht gurl be shewin her poynty endz, butt, alas, noe iz machez fur teh kittehz poynty endz…….
these goggles !!! they do nothing !!!
kitty sez: I TOLD you not to go to joan river’s plastic surgeon – one more facelift and you’ll have a beard !!!
Stendx3….
OMG wordpress SUX !!!!
damns kitteh oughta rip out huminz eyez foar dat skare. . .too meanz
Iz wif U on dat!
I dunno, luks to me like de playfyt, do dat wis my Lucy alot…
we murst protekt kitteh frum teh FAIL MONSTAH.
ND GET SUM CHEEZBURGERZ ON TEH WAYZ TOGO PLZ
ay yi yi! da mary kay lady be makin FORTUNE offa you! lotsa moneys for cheezeburgers! i don8 to bukkit loss group toos ^_^
Her Fayce beein so uglee taht Maree Kae wuld prolly donayte deh producks fur free, just to halp maek sur deh normul peepelz eyez dun get hurted wile dey be lookin her jenral dyrekshun.
Kitteh will fix ur skin wif… LAZOR TREETMINT!
Noes wonder u gots wots ob teh sweetee stuffzes on HalLoLween! U wents owt wifowt costuum n sceerded teh pantses offn ebereebuddee!
Woo! lotz ob free pants! and lotz ob peeplz pants free!
Ai noes finks ai wants dem pantses, snafutti! Dey may hab peepel presints in dem!!
I can has not teh sekond danse fer irongrrl?
Wat kynd danse u liek?
*shimmeh* en ayntissahpayshon!!!
Gud Lawd…
ur breff izn’t enny bettr tehn ur face!
Ur a mess.
Iz seen catbockz in bettr shape!
o o o.. pleez stopz da hilarreeteez!! Romeow an Crazt maek me laffin so hrad!!! Ai’s peein ma panz!!! Kant eben tink baot wut too saiz!!!
Den u gotz 2 b wherein “Depends”
Teh choize uf teh NASA!
I can has do ober on mah foreber hoam?
Ov awl the stoopy hoomins…I git dis won?
I can has Mary Kay?
anty-ajing creem don seem to be wurkinz.. mebbe yoo uzed pro-zombee face meltin creem.. dat seem to be wurkin finez..
Okay, I no skrach kowch no moar! Sheesh.
U fink dats funneh?
Go ahed n laff, stoopy hoomin,
cuz nao ur gonna lern teh meaning ov
Instant Karma.
*swat* *slash* *bunneh kick* *bite*
Oh, nawt so funneh nao?
I didn’t fink so.
Imunna gets my fraend Karateh kitteh to kum an kik ur ayce!!!! No skare meh no moerz, I sed I wuz surry bout usin ur boifraendz hat fur a chu toy, dun knoe why yoo waz to bein soz upset, wuznt laek it wuz nyce or NEtihng!
An also…yooz be needin a tik tak. kthxbai.
Kitteh won’t b makin up wif gurl 4 skeerin him like taht!
Roujes, lipstix, pouders, paint
makes a gurl look like wat she ain’t
Linerz, bronzurs, shadoes, too
cain’t hep teh byooty ov teh inner U
I’ll bet taht dis kitteh doan fink much ov her inner byooty, either.
byooteh iz
whut byooteh do
whutchu duin
r fugleh too.
- – signed kitteh poet
i just forwurd dat from mah fren, kitteh poet. he berry upsett bout da oppressin of da kittehs by collidj frosh… kerrintly he wurkin on dokumintry called ‘wen older teens attak’.
itteh kitteh,…
I mos peed mai pants.
U stop dat!
oh noes! yuz muz beez da purrpl kitti eater dat momies been singn bout!
run away! run away!
momcat
oi momcat — u aksd abowt dis in dat Jebus bilbord powst, but coments is orf nao… http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/8cff/
(yes, u can has teh Somic Skoodievr)
TEHO LOOK !!!
http://www.graffitiresearchlab.com/?page_id=6
hmm, luks liek i needz to lowd QwikTiem on dis peesee befoar i cn see dat vid… but i fink i gets teh consept.
betar nots yooz dem in Bawstin, tho… elly-deez turns into terrist bawms der. is skarey an misteeryus finominominon.
wurkz nao. dat duz luk liek teh fun.
ands eezy to prepaer! hmmm…
http://www.lsdiodes.com
http://www.rare-earth-magnets.com
fank yu!
wants!
can be xmas presi?
oh gascat…….. yu wantz an xmas presi? well…….
momcat
Harsh kitteh! is quite harsh.
Iyam slayv kitteh, mus do teeny bopperz bidding.
Kitteh in a chynaaa shop
Ai see teh low-burger troll’s been thru. Play nys nao ebbereewun!
PLEEZE to be puttinz face skin bak on kthxbai!
LOLZ! Iz be laffin’ when kitteh jumps up and klaws ugli fayce!
hey, eez dat a stickurr on dee back of dah purple monstah??
No, dats wher U stik teh nozzle in and fill her up wif mean.
Kitteh iz skerd.
http://www.wannasmile.com
iff yer link leeds to your websiyte & it duz (yer naem is teh link)- wai do u kepe puttin it att teh botum uv evry poast u maek? I C menny tymes wen u hav loh burgahs fum peeps & I fink dats wai
Be still penkee.
I gibs u teh plstik surgooree
wif mah klawz.
I SED BE STILL!!
or u bees fuglier den u r nao!
sry 4 da orf-topik… butt da kiteket lolpic dun filled up wif commints an nao dere no spayce 4 addin moar commints. (or mebbe dey dun terned it orf…cause we cud tawlk bout da religion 4 annuvver fousand yeers an nawt come 2 da end ob it!) hats orf 2 da burgers 4 postin a lolpic dat genirrayte so mutch dikussin.
janetcanhas4kittehs:
i reeded da xcerpt from da chrismass storeh. berry poignint. lotsa bad stuff benn dun (an still bean did) in da name ob gourd. deres bad feelin tween majer brantches an bittier brantches. (jewish v. chrishchin, pretestint v cafolik, amish v menoninite.) sumtime eben swabbels and trubbels tween 2 cherches ob da same tipe… berry sad dat dis still happnin.
fank u for da xcerpt. ur intrasting purrson. hi ideels an integrititeh.
i cans maek comint too? I cudnot comint der eever.
Jus a kweschun fur ur thinkin
Has peeps noticed dat fur all der infightin, an all der lack of grace-dis is troo, an is disgraceful (no pun inteded), chrischuns shoud be moar lofing-
dat wineber der is disaster aniwhere in da werld, chrishuns are wun of da firs respondirs, an dey stays til da need is met.
I is chrischun, can’t kwite decied whut i finks abot da kitekat, but I bery mush regret dat sum, not all, chrishuns are so unloving, and drive peeple away fum God, and fum da chursh.
But da fact dat Chrishuns are so far frum perfeckt shud not be a reflecshun on God himself-he is sowry dat we arn’t better to.
I towt it wus funnee dat in da fred on da pic, somwun comminted dat Jesus mus haf sayd “doh” soumtimes, an ushuly directed at peeple aruwnd him-whin he says “o ye a litle faiyf,” I can heer him sahin it riet to me, an smakin hims foarhed.
Fanks fur lisnen
Erin
{{erin}}
iff we wuz as grate as chrishchins as we sez we wisht we wuz (dats tangled, butt i try to pullz it owt), we wud realize dat we wanna draw peepels closer 2 gourd an nawt drive dem orf. lurve – dats da most portint fing we can do. alienatin folk aint lurvin.
as 4 missions an obersees kinda stuff, i fink menny cherches r din a gud job. i wudden putz lotsa fayf in da telebision ad type missions. air time r nawt cheep an ur dollers mite go moar 4 da air time dan da starvin behbehs an orfinks.
jeezus wuz a hyooming like us. mebbe peepels can argu bout da diviniteh – but dey cant argus bout da humaniteh!!! (“No, no. He was a DUCK.” “Right….. Just follow the nice man and he’ll show you to your room.”) as a hyooming, he had 2 feel da same fings we feel. he had FRENZ. mm.hm. just like we gotz frenz. lazerus wuz a fren ob his. jeezus cried wen lazerus died an lazerus fambly blamed it on jeezus nawt bein dere 2 save him.
i sure jeezus feel da whole range of hyooming emoshun. i bet sum fings make him wanna FROW UP. sum fings make him mad. mebbe we STILL make him cri (which r a dam shayme). if sum wun wanna tell u jeezus nawt has a sens ob hyoomer, find da parabel ob da stommich in maffew. (i suck at citation, so i cant tells u wher zactleh) he gibes da farisees a lektur on doodoo. den da disiples say, ‘lord, dontchu know hao bad u ticked dem orf?’ (dats parafrase) he sez: ‘i just told dem da truf.’ wun ob mah favrits.
i fink jeezus wud give rollr kosters a shot. margaritas 2. he wud play battel todes or froggr. he mite gibe saggin his pantses a shot 2 see if da kidz iz on da rite track. he wud want gud-smellin bodeh wash an he wud try conditioner. he wud lissen to da radio. why nawt? deres no sin in dese fings. i know dis: he wud gibe lotsa fings a decint shot, he wud keep open mind, an he wudden go name-callin and fingrpointin.
fank u, ittehbitteh
I fink u is bery right abowt Jesus feelin da whole range of emoshuns, still, and I like whu u saied abot whut hims wud do if he was here.
I stil fink he laughs win we burp.
sumtimes i find he’d say to me
bein a chrishun, ur doin it wrong
Ai tink he sais taht to me too! An to lots ob us – but wit a smyl cos he noes we tryin (very tryin!) an he awlwais lets us hav anodder go.
tank u fur reminden me.
3rin – I cudnot agree moar wif u and ibk – like Ambercat sez, he looooongsuffrin (or he’d a kicked me out yeers ago). I remmmer a preecher sayin he thot God had a flat bit on front of him hed wher he keepd smakkin it; dat pichur alwais stuck wi me. A bit skeerd that one day he’ll do it so hard coz of me he nok hisself out. (jk – sort of – lame)
{{3rin}}
fangs, guise
btw, today is mai birday! w00t w00t!
Happee birfday 3rin!
Wil sings you tradshunal Inglisih greetingsong:
*cleers throte, deep breff*
Happee birfday to u
Skwashed tomatoes an stoo
Brad an buttah in da guttah
Happee birfday to u!
An manee moar!!
Prayers an wishes for a yeer ful ov gud tings. xx
JEBUS CHRYSE, u skarrier den a lion! Get inda carr an go way frum me befor I melt u wif mai lazar beems.
full ob win!
also i finks wez seein da croutchin tigerr. she… mus… b… da hidden draggin!!
OMG! u makz me spitz kawfee at puter! iz much ROFL goin on heer!
n now I gotz to fin paprtowlz fer monitr…
Dis nawt funneh. Fur sum reezon ppl fink its ok to impli dat women nawt luk jus fyne teh wai they r naturly wen, in fakt, teh onli reezon women “need” makeup is teh oppresiv wurkings of teh patriarchy.
mebbe annuvver capshun betterer:
“woa. ladeh. you need a TIC TAC. plz. kthxbai.”
‘woa u need uh TIC TAC kthxbai’ iz rlly funneh! bettah then ol’ ‘hez u iz ladeh u needz makeup lulz’
Lulz. hhush up, silleeh faes!
Relax!
This is for fun…
iz not funneh cuz it asooms wimmin needz makeup or wimmin iz ugleh. reely scareh ugleh. not nice fing 2 seh, iz it? iz juz 1 mor weh patreearkee re-infors itself. talkz 2 wimmin liek we no good enuf, must bai bai bai all deez produx juz 2 bee akseptabul. iz 2 commun 4 dis 2 b juz uh joke.
‘relax iz jez joke lulz’ iz not nice eever. sez ‘whut u say n fink n feelz iz not importent lulz’. Dat iz patreearkee 2 kthxbai.
ai r whomenz n ai seyz iffin whomenz uglii dey neds makup.
stup beein phemeniss!
when do da ugly mens have to ware makup?
when dey are eethur bary uglee an okay wif deh maekups or when dey are moar femnin den moast an be lykin to waer deh maek ups fur funz. Dats wen deh menz be warein it. Yoo be sprized hao manee menz luk gud in deh ailiner. Mai boifrend shur duz. He be in nyce rok band, it be whut dey do all deh tyme. Ai halp him put it on moast daez.
Da uglee menzez growaz beardz
Egzactly
Noes! Ai needs makeup to cobber up mai aknee n teh dark sirkels unner mai aises! Ai noes wear muches, jus a widdel bit!
Mah kitteh and i waer tunz of blak i-liner, we bof like dah look!
I jus don waer furz on mah fayce lyke she duz.. 
When ladee least spects it, kitteh will leap out from behind sumfin and ATTACK! Who r skeerd nao?!!?
*cue: dees boots iz maked 4 walkin*
dees claws iz maked 4 rakin
an dat jus whut im doo
dees claws iz maked 4 rakin
dey gonna rake awll ober u
*bao bao bao bao* (dats da bass.)
by fanceh sinatra
Is mah chare! U no can has! Not yours!
ai preferrez DIS commentsss iz funnierer……
iz funneh! lulz!
slythwolf is right, it is not funny.
Sean Penn kitteh say, “Get the @#$% away from me with that @#$% camera, you @#$%ing media!”
oops. how dat end up dere?
Caws dats wat u b finkin! Ai finks ai noes sum gud replaysmint werds fur “Camers” n “media”!
wel den uu g0 n laff at ota pickchures!11
tehre R sum tings yu carnt cubber up wit lipstik an pouder!
But I hear you menshun mai name, can ju tok enny lowder…..
FLASHBAK……ai has it.
Kitteh iz singin teh next lyn:
Donut com ennee closer, donut come ennee neerer!
This eerwurm is mai gift to yu!
Fank u – ackshully ai was singing tihs awl evenin after reedin ur post. But ai laiks it an has nawt herd it in menny, menny yrs so is okay. Sum eerwurms is gud.
Is a Golden Eerwurm!
OMG! A demon eyed raccoon beast!
OMG! A white pasty faced girl with facial slashes fer orificessss!
Oh kitteh, is you, sweet liddle ….WHOA
(swipe
back off sista….u still skeering me!
yoo R esstreemlie bolled todei, Leaf!
hey ladee,
knok it off with the witch fingurz
and ditch teh studded belt too.
sheesh.
My daughter has a belt like that.
Hey, wait a minute……..
WOAHZ teh cattorz haz seens teh mummiez!!!
Kitteh say, “NOA! Dis is how you skratch!.”
Oops. Fergit to sai –
Lastofthebohicans – Brillyant story. Much poignant n thotfull.
anny, i pollogized in de sqrl lolpic. feels like a beeg butthed.
{{{anny}}}
Ittehbittehkitteh -
U iz NAWT butthed! Doan feelz dat wai! Moar reply in sqrl lolpic.
{{{ittehbittehkitteh}}}
Taeks offa da maksks, Helawe… halbove… Debil’s Nyt ober!
Waitz! Not masksks? BAI! Iz ota heer!
I bet she finds a treasure in her shoe later.
Why is this funny? I don’t get it.
[sigh] i fink bcuz kitteh spozeta be scaerd by teh GRAHH klawfingarz, but imsted is scaerd by girlfayse. so kitteh is big jerk. har.
dont scare the kitty =(
Ifs ennybuddeh intenshunally scared mah kittehz liek dis ,
there wud b hell to pay!
Fur teh life ov meh, Aye can’t unnerstand y sumbuddeh wud scare
sumone tehy lub.
Hao duz that maek ennyfing bettr?
*luks down n shakes hed*
Dis lolcat make me laff hizterkly. Humor iz funee ting – whut funnee to sum peepz is no funee to udders.
I luv teh look on teh kittehz face (eben do stoopy hoomin scarez poor kitteh). Iz jus ver ver funneez to me!
Der kud be manee kapshunz dat be funnee for dis, but dis 1 makez me laffz. histuriklee. srsly.
funny kitty.
ssijcie
Da jaws theem foar dis one!
Yoo tihnk yoo be skaree sillee hyoomin? Yoo jus wayt till yoo goe to kleen mai katbocks laytur, dat will skare deh fayce off yoo fur shur!
Lazah cat wil aply makeup.
Loves the belt on the girl <3 Me= total lover of the belt ^_^ hehee.
Plus, pretteh kitteh.
You make kitteh scared