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LOL. I can’t even lolspeak, it’s too funny. This picture = WIN.
ys evrywon can has sometyame a viohilint hexploshun of uncibi.. unsihiviliz..
…unaproah.. unphorigibni… %”#%!!
why i post undar leaf? even wit his emayles lulz, you can haz apolog.. apollkji..
excusis and a littul huggle (((leaf)))
Foar soam rison, i has postid under leaf name and his emayle lolz, i are apologi.. aplogia.. exechususes for dat leaf, you can has a huggle (((leaf)))
You has been a victim of WordPress kitteh … likes to play with ya that way….
— Leaf
Ah, wordpressr evul, suddlii all my posts come :O
Yep. WIN! expeshully sins ay say dis fraz awna weekly baysis regarding my habitat project! roflmao
Or u get teh EPIC FAIL. If kitteh wans to eet birdees, kitteh shud gro wings.
Ifs kittehz had wings,
wud teh hole whirled b their catbocks?
Major Pleh!!!
Reporting for doody!
*snork* U sed “doody” tee hee
i finks reportin IS doody….
jk.
*dux* an *runs*
EPIC WIN! feild of dreams reference!
TWEET?
Oh, at last we can see REAL lolcat builder
I’m waitin’
and smilin’
an teh smart birdees say: Luk! dumkitteh is rite were we wannim. Kwik, shut teh cayge an fly awaay.
sehr gut Komment, MS!
Kitteh, dere iz a flah in ur planz…….
inspearashunall kitteh is inspiurd !!
No mummah, I dunno where teh birdie is. Honest.
mommeh:
Hm. Then why do i detect feathers on your breath?
kitteh:
*mmmmrph* heh. fezzers, mommeh? no ideer whut u iz talkin bout.
mommeh:
*pulling downy feather from kitteh’s facial fur*
This Right Here. This Is a Feather.
kitteh:
heh. heh. sry, mommeh. i finks dats come from da comferter. member? i were layin on da comferter singin u a song bout: pppppprrrrrrrr…
*lick his nosieh an luk kyewt*
mah sugjestshun: ELEKTERFY THE BARZ
cajed kitteh—–DO NOT SING…..
wud be bettah for como…..kammi…..hydeeng urselff if ur strypez was verrticul tho.
cajed kittehz doez nut sing but iffen u shut dee door
cajed kitteh shur wud WAIL !!!
mayaa aanjaloo wud b prowd
karenz commit wuz inspiurd foar shuar !
she noz why da caged BIRD sings
I taught i taw a puddy tat, I did I did I did taw a puddy tat
i tawt i saw a tweety bird! I did, i did taw a tweety bird…
but i eeted him!!
But Granny! I am thoooooo hungry!
Sorry. Bad Sylvester immitation. One more try:
But Gwanny…I was sooooo Hungry an the tweety bird wazth thoo juithy!
try thiththtththt
Granny I am ththththththoooo hungreee
Good Evening, Monsieur and Madame Le Tweet
(Oh goodie, FUD!)
Please be so kind as to enter Chez Chat for a evening of dining:
(C’mon suckers move it i wanna eat)
Well thank you very much, my wife & I appreciate it
(I tawt I sees a numbskull puddy tat…yes dear you did you did)
You have be so kind, let my wife & I show u our comedy routine..Ready Betty?
(feathers, fur, #@!*@, quick babe that-a-way, BONK, SWAT, BAM, click…)
Oh look hunnee another EPIC FAIL moment for our collection…oh and Kitteh,
BITE ME…whoops u can’t (snicker snicker chortle chortle)
fayth- ai haz it!!!
Prison kitteh awaits jailed bird.
awww hou kewt- prison lurv
Kitteh is one smart bird awai frum
EPIC FAIL
its cute okay?
I jus sits heer, all pashunt lyk, wif mah mouf open … an waits for birdie to FLIES INTO MAH BELLEH! Die-rect dee-posit …. nawm nawm nawm!
juss mah lil contrabyooshun to lowuring enurgy use
efishensie – i has it
Noa kitteh. To get birdie to fly into mouf an belleh, must balance peec of toast on noes.
A cat ina cage iz wurth
tew ina…
Wate…teht duzznt wurk.
Too inna bawcks?
A kitteh in a cayj is skeerd uv da vet!
Ifs dis wurks,
itz b teh bestest fethur toi Aye eber has.
ifs dis wurks, ah eetz liek KINGZ!!!
Y DUN DEY JUS MAEK CANNED BIRDZ 4 TEH KITTEHS
kitteh in cage wurth 2 in backyard?
Nice prison for cats…
That is Fox River?? 
dis burdcayj looks brannew….maybe he lay in wait until hyoomans come home wif new feavver baybee, hope tehy dun notice teh kitteh wen tehy put him in cayj? kitteh has hopes. kitteh has dreams. kitteh..proly has fail in near future…
Much better Bible related picture, in my opinion. =]
Genesis 6:14
mayk urseff aan ark of sypriss an mayk riims in teh ark n cover it insyde an out wif pitch.
Genesis 6:14 (LOLV)
Da spring iz sprung, da grass is riz,
I wunders wair da boidies iz?
Da littul boids iz on da wing.
Ayn’t dat absoid, da littul wings is on da boid!
(appollogeis to Ogden Nash)
waaaaaay up in teh skai
teh little burds flai
wile down in teir ness
teh little burds ress
Kitteh wats u needs is boidee bayt! Purrhaps sum nyse sesame seeds frum cheezburger bun?
Yay for the Discovery Channel.
Cool! defineltely feels like home.
toofoarseexohwon kitteh is imprisond.
Lolvert: Nao bring meh lolcat toofoarseexohwon!
ur tiem iz up and ur paroalz begun!
u no wut dat meenz!
Jean lolJean: Yea it meenz I can has free…
Lolvert: NOES!
It meenz u can has yello tikkit-o-leev.
U iz a feef!
Jean lolJean: I stoal a cheezburger!
Lolvert: U has dun it rong!
Jean lolJean: I sed “I can has…”
Meh sistrz child needzed flavrz
He wuz skinneh
Lolvert: He’ll be skinneh AGENN
Unless u lern teh meenin ov da lol!
Jean lolJean: I no de meenin o doze 19 yeerz…
A slayv ov teh lol…
Lolvert: Fiev yeerz 4 wut u didz!
Teh rest cuz u eated mah foodz!
Yes toofoarseexohwon!
Jean lolJean: MAH NAEM IZ JEAN LOLJEAN!
Lolvert: And I am Lolvert!
Do not want ferget mah naem!
Do not want ferget meh, toofoarseexohwon…
(get the refrense and u get haff a cheezburger)
Les LolMiz ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratz. u getz haff a cheezburger.
um…fanx. I fink.
doan worry, panfer kitteh. i gibes u da rest ob mah cheezburger. u likes halapenow, rite?
lubs da halapenow, cahnt eet da beefs.
tofuburger comin rite up! xtra halapenow.
oar iz it can be “LoL Miz?”
as i finks it obers, i doan finks lol an miserbul goes togevver…
“les kitterables” purrheps?
Lol Caterables.
I’m actually gonna do the whole libretto at some point in the future…
I know for a fact that Jean lolJean is gonna be happycat…and and Lolvert is going to be ceiling cat…
Oh, yeah, and Marius and Cosette will be Malrus and Buckette. Just so you know.
Any other ideas welcome, I seriously can’t think of anything for Gavroche and the Thenardiers..
An Fantine and Eponine and Enjolras – beeg cast.
Has u dun “Emptee chayres at emptee taybuls” yet? Is mai favoriet song, Well – favoietest amoung favoriets!
Les Miserablols?
keep in mind that Malrus is a lolrus…
Malrus:
I has greef let me show u it
Has no noms, just pane insted
M t charez at m t bukkitz
Nao mah friends r “blargh I’z ded.”
Heer dey talkd ov teh cheezburgerz
Heer it wuz lazerz were shoan.
Heer dey sang bout foodz an nom nomz—
No nom noms, mah friendz were pownd.
Frum teh tabl in teh coarner
Dey cud C a wrld ov nomz
N dey roze wit bukkitz bangin
Ah can heer dem nao!
Teh very wrdz dat dey had blarghd
B came deyr final buckitz
on teh loanly burger king at don.
Oh mah frenz, mah frenz doan kil meh
Az lolzombiez nekkromancd.
I has greef let me show u it
I doan hav a cawz 2 dance.
Phantom facez in teh buckitz
Phantom shadowz in mah eyez
M t charez at m t bukkitz
Cuz mah frenz went “kthnxbai”
Oh mah frenz, mah frenz doan ask meh
If I’ve eeten all ur foods.
M t charez at m t bukkitz
Cuz ah ate dem. Sowwy dudez.
Wile I iz at it…
Do u heer teh cheezburgerz sing?
singn a song ov hungreh lolz
it iz teh muzikk ov teh foodz
dat we wil soon has in awr pawz
wen teh beeting of ur hart
echoz teh eeting of teh nomz
dere iz a lurnch abt 2 start
wen teh burgerz comez
Epic WIN!! HITD, I gibvs yu menny cheezburger fur exssilunt lolterpretation.
Muchoz graticats, Dave.
Mane kerackterz:
Jean Valjean–Jean lolJean–happycat
Javert–Lolvert–ceiling cat
The Bishop of Digne–Teh Bisshp ov Kitey–Kitekat
Fantine–Foodtin–a food tin (her dotter’z a bukkit)
Cosette–Buckette–a bukkit
M & Mme Thenardier–M & Mme Tehfoodzrware?!–squirrlz
Eponine–Emoneen–Emokitteh
Gavroche–Cormroche–teh “I has a corm” hamstr
Enjolras–Monorailras–Monorail Cat
Marius–Malrus–a lolrus
The Resistance–a bunch o lolrusez & a few lolcatz
“Lovely ladies”–Luffly Foodstuffz–random food itemz
Everyone else–lolcatz
Hopefuli I not mis any1
Source: Purplepaste. This is my kitty John!!!
and a koot kitteh he iz!!!!
Happeh dai fur U, Jessica!
Wat can U tell us bout John?
John is a snuggy guy with a long foofy tail like a lemur! He was the clinic cat at the place I work and I took him home to be with me!! Bestest kitty eva!
Cood it B “La Caj a Follies”?
Heh…
Burdcayj kitteh finks: “Whut a drag…”
Hopefull kitteh….
iz hopefull.
Boid: Halo poleese, thar’s a kitteh in mah caij.
Poleese: Wut he looks lyke?
Boid: He got stripez an stuf.
Poleese: An wen did u notis de kitteh?
Boid: I waz flyin’ aroun de room an I hedid bak home, an dere he wuz.
Poleese: It’z a gud fing u called–u probley jus saivd urself frum de Kitteh Bandit! We’z sendin a car ryte owt dere.
or mebbey teh cat burgler…
Iz dis a basement apartment?
*whispers*
Lolcatburgler iz afraid of hites. He onwee wurks basements.
Doan sai ennyfing bout it. Iz a sensitibe subjukt. kthxbai.
Dis akshully happens at mah howse a lot.
Butts, Aye hab a HUGE walk-in cage fur a liddle lovbird – so iz OK.
He neber callz teh poleese or ennyfing.
“I can has Cheezbirdie?”
plzkthxbai!
Iz CARGO CULT CAT!!!
[angst]Despiiiite all my cage
I am stiiiiill juss a kat in a raaaage[/angst]
*gigglesnort*
FTW!!
yay. u kan haz smashd pumkin.
Curse my lack of opposable thumbs!!!
And of course,
In Soviet Russia, bird cage has you.
Oh, wait…..
Tee hee.
YES It is da beginning of anudder epic fail!!( no shong foar dis one, srry)
Jes waitin for Avon or Mary Kay ladies birds to ring doorbell. Oh sure will gladly welcum Jehovuz Witnessez. Candy gram too. Just no Land Sharkz pleez!
Quality control.
Building inspector cat…
is inspecting.
U noe Y da caged Kat no sing?
he b doing it rong, Papagina Kitteh is “Bird Catcher (Vogel Faenger)—hee ketch birdes for the Queen of Nite, denn he singen:
ein Vogelfanger bin ich ja
stets lustig, heisa hoppsassa!
(sorry, Mozart)
http://www.kaykonrad.de/zauberfloete.html
Curse my lack of opposable thumbs!!!
And of course,
In Soviet Russia, bird cage has you.
Oh, wait…..
i fink dat dis phraze iz from a rushan tv shou? is it?