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LOL. I can’t even lolspeak, it’s too funny. This picture = WIN.
Ys evrywan can get a vialint uitbr.. outbrs.. hexploshun of whords dat are nawt civilizh… sihivili… FUCK IT
ys evrywon can has sometyame a viohilint hexploshun of uncibi.. unsihiviliz..
…unaproah.. unphorigibni… %”#%!!
why i post undar leaf? even wit his emayles lulz, you can haz apolog.. apollkji..
excusis and a littul huggle (((leaf)))
Foar soam rison, i has postid under leaf name and his emayle lolz, i are apologi.. aplogia.. exechususes for dat leaf, you can has a huggle (((leaf)))
You has been a victim of WordPress kitteh … likes to play with ya that way….
— Leaf
Ah, wordpressr evul, suddlii all my posts come :O
Yep. WIN! expeshully sins ay say dis fraz awna weekly baysis regarding my habitat project! roflmao
Or u get teh EPIC FAIL. If kitteh wans to eet birdees, kitteh shud gro wings.
Ifs kittehz had wings,
wud teh hole whirled b their catbocks?
Major Pleh!!!
Reporting for doody!
*snork* U sed “doody” tee hee
i finks reportin IS doody….
jk.
*dux* an *runs*
TWEET?
Oh, at last we can see REAL lolcat builder
I’m waitin’
and smilin’
an teh smart birdees say: Luk! dumkitteh is rite were we wannim. Kwik, shut teh cayge an fly awaay.
sehr gut Komment, MS!
Kitteh, dere iz a flah in ur planz…….
inspearashunall kitteh is inspiurd !!
No mummah, I dunno where teh birdie is. Honest.
mommeh:
Hm. Then why do i detect feathers on your breath?
kitteh:
*mmmmrph* heh. fezzers, mommeh? no ideer whut u iz talkin bout.
mommeh:
*pulling downy feather from kitteh’s facial fur*
This Right Here. This Is a Feather.
kitteh:
heh. heh. sry, mommeh. i finks dats come from da comferter. member? i were layin on da comferter singin u a song bout: pppppprrrrrrrr…
*lick his nosieh an luk kyewt*
mah sugjestshun: ELEKTERFY THE BARZ
cajed kitteh—–DO NOT SING…..
wud be bettah for como…..kammi…..hydeeng urselff if ur strypez was verrticul tho.
cajed kittehz doez nut sing but iffen u shut dee door
cajed kitteh shur wud WAIL !!!
mayaa aanjaloo wud b prowd
karenz commit wuz inspiurd foar shuar !
she noz why da caged BIRD sings
I taught i taw a puddy tat, I did I did I did taw a puddy tat
i tawt i saw a tweety bird! I did, i did taw a tweety bird…
but i eeted him!!
But Granny! I am thoooooo hungry!
Sorry. Bad Sylvester immitation. One more try:
But Gwanny…I was sooooo Hungry an the tweety bird wazth thoo juithy!
try thiththtththt
Granny I am ththththththoooo hungreee
Good Evening, Monsieur and Madame Le Tweet
(Oh goodie, FUD!)
Please be so kind as to enter Chez Chat for a evening of dining:
(C’mon suckers move it i wanna eat)
Well thank you very much, my wife & I appreciate it
(I tawt I sees a numbskull puddy tat…yes dear you did you did)
You have be so kind, let my wife & I show u our comedy routine..Ready Betty?
(feathers, fur, #@!*@, quick babe that-a-way, BONK, SWAT, BAM, click…
Oh look hunnee another EPIC FAIL moment for our collection…oh and Kitteh,
BITE ME…whoops u can’t (snicker snicker chortle chortle)
fayth- ai haz it!!!
Prison kitteh awaits jailed bird.
awww hou kewt- prison lurv
Kitteh is one smart bird awai frum
EPIC FAIL
its cute okay?
I jus sits heer, all pashunt lyk, wif mah mouf open … an waits for birdie to FLIES INTO MAH BELLEH! Die-rect dee-posit …. nawm nawm nawm!
juss mah lil contrabyooshun to lowuring enurgy use
efishensie - i has it
Noa kitteh. To get birdie to fly into mouf an belleh, must balance peec of toast on noes.
A cat ina cage iz wurth
tew ina…
Wate…teht duzznt wurk.
Too inna bawcks?
A kitteh in a cayj is skeerd uv da vet!
Ifs dis wurks,
itz b teh bestest fethur toi Aye eber has.
ifs dis wurks, ah eetz liek KINGZ!!!
Y DUN DEY JUS MAEK CANNED BIRDZ 4 TEH KITTEHS
kitteh in cage wurth 2 in backyard?
Nice prison for cats…
That is Fox River?? 
dis burdcayj looks brannew….maybe he lay in wait until hyoomans come home wif new feavver baybee, hope tehy dun notice teh kitteh wen tehy put him in cayj? kitteh has hopes. kitteh has dreams. kitteh..proly has fail in near future…
Much better Bible related picture, in my opinion. =]
Genesis 6:14
mayk urseff aan ark of sypriss an mayk riims in teh ark n cover it insyde an out wif pitch.
Genesis 6:14 (LOLV)
Da spring iz sprung, da grass is riz,
I wunders wair da boidies iz?
Da littul boids iz on da wing.
Ayn’t dat absoid, da littul wings is on da boid!
(appollogeis to Ogden Nash)
waaaaaay up in teh skai
teh little burds flai
wile down in teir ness
teh little burds ress
Kitteh wats u needs is boidee bayt! Purrhaps sum nyse sesame seeds frum cheezburger bun?
Yay for the Discovery Channel.
Cool! defineltely feels like home.
toofoarseexohwon kitteh is imprisond.
Lolvert: Nao bring meh lolcat toofoarseexohwon!
ur tiem iz up and ur paroalz begun!
u no wut dat meenz!
Jean lolJean: Yea it meenz I can has free…
Lolvert: NOES!
It meenz u can has yello tikkit-o-leev.
U iz a feef!
Jean lolJean: I stoal a cheezburger!
Lolvert: U has dun it rong!
Jean lolJean: I sed “I can has…”
Meh sistrz child needzed flavrz
He wuz skinneh
Lolvert: He’ll be skinneh AGENN
Unless u lern teh meenin ov da lol!
Jean lolJean: I no de meenin o doze 19 yeerz…
A slayv ov teh lol…
Lolvert: Fiev yeerz 4 wut u didz!
Teh rest cuz u eated mah foodz!
Yes toofoarseexohwon!
Jean lolJean: MAH NAEM IZ JEAN LOLJEAN!
Lolvert: And I am Lolvert!
Do not want ferget mah naem!
Do not want ferget meh, toofoarseexohwon…
(get the refrense and u get haff a cheezburger)
Les LolMiz ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratz. u getz haff a cheezburger.
um…fanx. I fink.
doan worry, panfer kitteh. i gibes u da rest ob mah cheezburger. u likes halapenow, rite?