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If you build it,

funny pictures

they will come.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Noel

LOL. I can’t even lolspeak, it’s too funny. This picture = WIN.

leaf

Ys evrywan can get a vialint uitbr.. outbrs.. hexploshun of whords dat are nawt civilizh… sihivili… FUCK IT

 
leaf

ys evrywon can has sometyame a viohilint hexploshun of uncibi.. unsihiviliz..
…unaproah.. unphorigibni… %”#%!!

Pick

why i post undar leaf? even wit his emayles lulz, you can haz apolog.. apollkji..
excusis and a littul huggle (((leaf)))

 
Pick

Foar soam rison, i has postid under leaf name and his emayle lolz, i are apologi.. aplogia.. exechususes for dat leaf, you can has a huggle (((leaf)))

leaf

You has been a victim of WordPress kitteh … likes to play with ya that way….

— Leaf :)

Pick

Ah, wordpressr evul, suddlii all my posts come :O

 
 
 
 
healingmagichands

Yep. WIN! expeshully sins ay say dis fraz awna weekly baysis regarding my habitat project! roflmao

 
 
'steroid

Or u get teh EPIC FAIL. If kitteh wans to eet birdees, kitteh shud gro wings.

Romeow

Ifs kittehz had wings,
wud teh hole whirled b their catbocks?

bubbyscranky

Reporting for doody!

Jennifffuurr

*snork* U sed “doody” tee hee

ittehbittehkitteh

i finks reportin IS doody….

jk.
*dux* an *runs*

 
 
 
 
 
 
Bill Lolgates

Oh, at last we can see REAL lolcat builder

 
 
 
miss foots

an teh smart birdees say: Luk! dumkitteh is rite were we wannim. Kwik, shut teh cayge an fly awaay.

 
 
lowly grunt

Kitteh, dere iz a flah in ur planz…….

 
LBeeeze

inspearashunall kitteh is inspiurd !!

 
bubbyscranky

No mummah, I dunno where teh birdie is. Honest.

ittehbittehkitteh

mommeh:
Hm. Then why do i detect feathers on your breath?

kitteh:
*mmmmrph* heh. fezzers, mommeh? no ideer whut u iz talkin bout.

mommeh:
*pulling downy feather from kitteh’s facial fur*
This Right Here. This Is a Feather.

kitteh:
heh. heh. sry, mommeh. i finks dats come from da comferter. member? i were layin on da comferter singin u a song bout: pppppprrrrrrrr…
*lick his nosieh an luk kyewt*

 
 
He is the Dave

mah sugjestshun: ELEKTERFY THE BARZ

 
karen

cajed kitteh—–DO NOT SING…..
wud be bettah for como…..kammi…..hydeeng urselff if ur strypez was verrticul tho.

LBeeeze

cajed kittehz doez nut sing but iffen u shut dee door

cajed kitteh shur wud WAIL !!!

miss foots

mayaa aanjaloo wud b prowd

LBeeze

karenz commit wuz inspiurd foar shuar !

 
SPARKYSMOM

she noz why da caged BIRD sings

 
 
 
 
Brandon_ha

I taught i taw a puddy tat, I did I did I did taw a puddy tat

3rin

i tawt i saw a tweety bird! I did, i did taw a tweety bird…

but i eeted him!!

 
 
Lucy

But Granny! I am thoooooo hungry!

Lucy

Sorry. Bad Sylvester immitation. One more try:

But Gwanny…I was sooooo Hungry an the tweety bird wazth thoo juithy!

miss foots

try thiththtththt

Granny I am ththththththoooo hungreee

 
 
 
leaf

Good Evening, Monsieur and Madame Le Tweet
(Oh goodie, FUD!)

Please be so kind as to enter Chez Chat for a evening of dining:
(C’mon suckers move it i wanna eat)

Well thank you very much, my wife & I appreciate it
(I tawt I sees a numbskull puddy tat…yes dear you did you did)

You have be so kind, let my wife & I show u our comedy routine..Ready Betty?
(feathers, fur, #@!*@, quick babe that-a-way, BONK, SWAT, BAM, click… ;)
Oh look hunnee another EPIC FAIL moment for our collection…oh and Kitteh,
BITE ME…whoops u can’t (snicker snicker chortle chortle)

 
kitteh mommee

fayth- ai haz it!!!

 
Missy

Prison kitteh awaits jailed bird.

kitteh mommee

awww hou kewt- prison lurv

 
 
catalogical humor

Kitteh is one smart bird awai frum
EPIC FAIL

 
 
Menopaws

I jus sits heer, all pashunt lyk, wif mah mouf open … an waits for birdie to FLIES INTO MAH BELLEH! Die-rect dee-posit …. nawm nawm nawm!

Kim

juss mah lil contrabyooshun to lowuring enurgy use
efishensie - i has it

 
annyluvsprintie

Noa kitteh. To get birdie to fly into mouf an belleh, must balance peec of toast on noes.

 
 
Romeow

A cat ina cage iz wurth
tew ina…

Wate…teht duzznt wurk.

B!

Too inna bawcks?

A kitteh in a cayj is skeerd uv da vet!

 
 
Romeow

Ifs dis wurks,
itz b teh bestest fethur toi Aye eber has.

lowly grunt

ifs dis wurks, ah eetz liek KINGZ!!!

 
 
He is the Dave

Y DUN DEY JUS MAEK CANNED BIRDZ 4 TEH KITTEHS

 
drewski

kitteh in cage wurth 2 in backyard?

 
kabarety

Nice prison for cats… :D That is Fox River?? :)

 
medicated_maiden

dis burdcayj looks brannew….maybe he lay in wait until hyoomans come home wif new feavver baybee, hope tehy dun notice teh kitteh wen tehy put him in cayj? kitteh has hopes. kitteh has dreams. kitteh..proly has fail in near future…

 
Kitty

Much better Bible related picture, in my opinion. =]

Genesis 6:14

miss foots

mayk urseff aan ark of sypriss an mayk riims in teh ark n cover it insyde an out wif pitch.

Genesis 6:14 (LOLV)

 
 
sangrail

Da spring iz sprung, da grass is riz,
I wunders wair da boidies iz?

Da littul boids iz on da wing.
Ayn’t dat absoid, da littul wings is on da boid!

(appollogeis to Ogden Nash)

miss foots

waaaaaay up in teh skai
teh little burds flai
wile down in teir ness
teh little burds ress

 
 
ManfredMom

Kitteh wats u needs is boidee bayt! Purrhaps sum nyse sesame seeds frum cheezburger bun?

 
asian

Yay for the Discovery Channel.

 
parthasarthi

Cool! defineltely feels like home.

 
He is the Dave

toofoarseexohwon kitteh is imprisond.

Lolvert: Nao bring meh lolcat toofoarseexohwon!
ur tiem iz up and ur paroalz begun!
u no wut dat meenz!
Jean lolJean: Yea it meenz I can has free…
Lolvert: NOES!
It meenz u can has yello tikkit-o-leev.
U iz a feef!
Jean lolJean: I stoal a cheezburger!
Lolvert: U has dun it rong!
Jean lolJean: I sed “I can has…”
Meh sistrz child needzed flavrz
He wuz skinneh
Lolvert: He’ll be skinneh AGENN
Unless u lern teh meenin ov da lol!
Jean lolJean: I no de meenin o doze 19 yeerz…
A slayv ov teh lol…
Lolvert: Fiev yeerz 4 wut u didz!
Teh rest cuz u eated mah foodz!
Yes toofoarseexohwon!
Jean lolJean: MAH NAEM IZ JEAN LOLJEAN!
Lolvert: And I am Lolvert!
Do not want ferget mah naem!
Do not want ferget meh, toofoarseexohwon…

(get the refrense and u get haff a cheezburger)

dapanferkitteh

Les LolMiz ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is the Dave

Congratz. u getz haff a cheezburger.

dapanferkitteh

um…fanx. I fink.

ittehbittehkitteh

doan worry, panfer kitteh. i gibes u da rest ob mah cheezburger. u likes halapenow, rite?