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We’s got owr disgyses awn, nao - hoos got teh bag marked “swag”?
Ai tryded to putz dis awn LAHST pikcher… but WurdPresss eated mai postie.
*warmz up voyce* Mee mee meee meeeeeeeee….ow.
Hokay, Ai’z reddy to seeng!
Ebery kitteh stepz in tyme an’ shimmies on da beat
Az dey dans to teh furst postah polkah!
Dey grabz der bestest kitteh and jumpz to dey feet
Az dey dans to teh furst postah polkah!
Awl teh toms an’ queenies lurves to swing an’ sway
Az dey dans to teh furst postah polkah!
Dansin’ awl deh nite ’til it iz finely Caturday!
And dey dans… to… teh… furst… postah… polkaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaah!
Er… Ai hopez u lykez ta polka, Ambercat!
Tankyu, Starknight, taht’s a lubbly sawng! Ai polkad awl roun teh howse to it - Ai put mai sparkly, “Stikly Com Vote-Riggin/ Dansin wit Stairs” dress awn erly, in yur onner!
Oh mah gudness, Ambercat!
Hao meny nawt seconds iz diz fur U?
U muss hab set a record bai nao!
Do U hab a danse rekwest?
Ai tryded to gibs Ambercat a polkah song… but WurdDepress eated it.
Ai can not has singing… ai iz unhappi cat.
U no can has teh unhappeh on Caturday!
WP juss bean stoopy. Iz nuffing purrsonal.
Heh. Iz still mai Frysday… butt almos’ ober. Den Ai canz go seepy-tymes.
(Dis kitteh wurks fird shiffed… not so grate, akshuley, butt no boss to bee peekin’ ober mai showlder.)
i werks fird shift too! i goes hoems in js a bit to see mai kittehs an mai goggies. I mises dem so much win i is heer. I needs da job to buy der fud-dey eets better dan me-i wish i cud bring dem.
Starknight, whut dus u do?
I werks in a hospital lab.
Dis kitteh is netwurk opurrayshuns teknishun. Ai iz trai to keepz teh Intarwub aksess fur sebenty-taosand collidge studints werking.
Iz innerestink job, butt kan b fustercayting at tymes. An’ Ai iz still not kwyte ajjusded to furred shiffed… iz onlee sehkund week.
Ai iz go hoam nao an seepy-seep. C U kittehs latah!
sekund shift r pre..pref…moar bettah tehn furd. i’z wurked boaf an nevar evar culd get mai sleep patterns rite wehn i was wurking furd. mai jobs werent az inneresten az eiver of yoars, tho.
Here we goz! Shimmy shiummy shake shake!
Not second dance for Ambercat
T n cofe cart is here. IT Caturday!! Do nots and pastry and cakes an falvored creams stuff. LAttee and cappouccio and hot chocolate.
Wakey wakey! It Caturday! Everbody getz ready for da good day!
We iz runnin out of room downz here!
(muffled voise)
Hey, guise? C’mon, let me look out, huh? Is my turn!
We all Floatz downz here….
moar silva dollarz plz. Clown only had two.
IT ref FTW!
Wen u’r daon heer wit us, u’ll float too!
pennywise … dat made me shudder
He teh skaaaaaaayyyreee!
lil rakkoonz shud luk 4 teh ise creem man!
LOLkoons?
LOLkoons are somuch teh awsumm! I saws onse taht tehy eated teh leftova ribses when I waz camping… hehe tehy lookd laik tiny littul hewmans! wif masxs off course!
Leftova ribses? Camping?
U gotz lucky it wasn’t a lolbear… Yogi hearts ribses.
ICE CREEM!!! Ma throw down sum monay!! The ice creem man is comin’!!!11!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! iz in ur gutter, lookin out.
We iz awl in teh gutter, but sum ob us iz luking at teh staaaaaaars!
an sum ob us r perfickly happy down hear, fankoo berry mush.
git yer maind owt uv da gutter…
Doze you mindz–we be havins a private meeting here!
ROFL.
Or mehbee iz garbge womens. If iz wun uv dose. . . den we sue ‘er!
Ow, don hit.
Dat joek… not so grate, akshuley.
Ai finks it went down teh drayne.
(Hokay, mai maind iz in teh gutter…)
I bow to a master
(weetWOOTWOOTeeeeeee! translation: WOW, see three puns in a row!
R2D2, are you calling me? Oh bother, you little bot….
bit sayddd. liddle rakunz shuddnt be goingz in da sewerz
Knowing the personality of racoons, are you sure they are not thinking about a bank heist across the road?
Sorry about no lolspeak, but do racoons speak lol or coon?
Ai refer teh onnerible gennulman to mai erlier (teh erliest!) komment: Ai tink teh lil LOLkoons R clerly plannin nef-fairy-us activitis as tehy R awl waerin teh “BerglerBill” domio masks
Maib raccoonz speek O|O speek?
Larry, Curly an Mo at ur survis for bank heist.
Little peeking faces sez, “We iz hit jackpot!”
We no haf rakkoonz in da Australeeza. Iz dem vishus? Kan teh rakkoonz be da petz?
Teh rakkoonz iz wild critturz, mosly.
Dere is faymus book, “Rascal”, ‘bowt hoomin whut finded bebe ‘koon an’ raiseded hims as pet… at end, hoomin senz Rascal bak to lib in woodz ‘cuz mean hoomins be mean to Rascal. Iz bery sedi… centenn… harts-tuching moamint.
Er… mint tu sai:
Teh rakkoonz gets az beeg az meedyum-saiz goggeh, an’ haz poynty-enz laik kitteh. Not so grate a pet, akshuley. But verree smrt. Srsly.
Whoa! Dats big! Do not want.
Me stik wiv da coala. Himz kudly.
AKSHUALEE, DA COONIES GETZ NOT SO BIG- MORE LIKE HUGE FLOOFY KITTEH- BUT DEY HAS DA BESTEST WTTLE HANZ-LIEK DEY WEARING LITTLE BLACK LEATHER GLOVES- AND U GIVZ DEM DA SNAKZ, AND DEY REACH OUTZ AN TAKZ IT FROM U AND WASHEZ IT IN DA NEARBY STREAM !
ONE NIGHT WOKE UP-HEARD DA BURGLAR ON DA FRONT PORCH- OMG ! WHAD-I-DO-NAO ?!! SCARDEY ! WENT ON TIPEE-TOEZ IN DA DARK HOWZ-FLIPPED LIGHT ON PORCH- NOT BURGLAR ! IZ 3 LITTLE COONIES GOIN AFTER MY TRASH ! LAFF,LAFF,LAFF!!! DEY LOOKED UP AT ME, BUT NOT RUNNED AWAY- LITTLE MASKED MEN ON MY PORCH ! SO I LET DEM HAB DA TRASH. DEY NEEDED IT MORE DEN ME !
Sparkysmom:
Ai haz seed fitty-pound lolkoonz… deyz big. Datz whut Ai meanz bai ‘meedyum-saiz goggie’. Deyz almos teh saiz ob lolbadgers in teh lait fall.
An’ mai sebenteen-pownd tommie useta fite ‘em ober hoo pwned teh woodz… braiv, braiv sir kitteh!
wee gets da hug, jigantik racacacoons heer. (Pasifik NW USA) - Size uv beegle oar spanyul, an fat an floofy. Dey openz loks, sumtiemz doors, get in effryting. Damm but dey koot, doh.
Carful, doh, racacacoons dey can has duh ray-bees - do nawt want!!!!!
I wurked at sommer campz in countriez in washuntunz (Vaschon Izland). Tere were hugzeee coonz dere, viscious onez 2. Tey ceround myz freind, big gi, coonz grrrrrrrrrowl, he run lik heckz. Scaryz!
Iz not gud for coonz to eate teh garbag, tey better off etin fisheyz and suchez.
dayz luk kudly butt kwahlaz R teh stinkky smells % berri badd tempurrs iff u trie 2 petz dem- dats wut I heered aneeway.
Ai no’d sumone wif a koon dat iz sependy pownds. Koon be eatin eberythin! Koon be eatin hole pownd of M&M on Caterday win he be watch telibision.
Jus remembers, kittehs an lolkoonz do not mix. Very bad for teh kittehs.
Mi calyko kitteh useded to plai wif teh raccitty coon behbehz, an tehy haz suches fun…..teyh wood jumpingz awl round, habin a wunnerful tyme…..butt teh raccitty coonz WER jest behbehz sew dey wer bout teh saem siz…..
LOOKOWT! DEMZ HAZ THUMZ!!!
Srsly. Rakettykoonz haz thumz.
Iz troo.
Dey sumtimes steal teh burdfud in teh bakyard an mah kittehs gets awl ekksieted seein dem owt teh window. Mah boi kitteh tinks dey are teh awsum. He wants to be a bandito.
Curse my lack of opposable….
Oh wait.
Never mind.
Wen Aye waz a kiddee, we libbed ona laek in Minnesnowta. We wud watch teh LOLkoons taek eech peace ov fud n wash it in teh laek befor dey wud eet it. Oh, waz tey kyootest fing U eber saw!
Teh naybors got sum LOLkoon bebehz n tried to keep dem az petz. It waz OK wen tehy waz tiny tiny, butts wen dey gots beeger, teh wild nature came owt. U can taek teh LOLkoon outta teh wild…
Butts, oh mah mah, tehy has teh KYOOT!
Iz der sumwer I kan reed mor bout teh LOLkoons? Demz soundz innarestig. Mebbe I lok teh yutoob.
No, stil thnk iz O|O koonz. Is small member ov bare fambly; Naytiv Amurcan tribes repsek- reskep- lykd tem. Trixter figur, Davy Crockett woar coonskin cap… Dizzy Wurld animatronix sho him waring LYV coon! much moar btr…Sry, I ar ramblyn todai!
speekin ob teh cyute…….haz amywun seen teh RED PANDA???? ai foun it awn teh youtube, an oh mi goodnesses, tehy are sooooooo cyute……ai noes tshi be hardest to belive…..buttt (whispers) tehy r eben cyuter tahn teh regulus panda……….
tehy r also nown as teh “lesser panda” liddle liddler tahn a raccitty coon , butt wif teh thikestest red furz and stripy tale…….and teh sweetestest eer floofz, (wif BIG eers)
I wood put up teh link butt ai don no how…….
go to teh youtube, serch for teh RED PANDA an clik on teh wun lableded “hungry panda cubs”
Dey is liek pandaz, dey is like fox. A pox on ur howse, salleh.
huh? did u fergetz ur RGCH (wdoi)????
u fergetz panda + fox maeks pox.
WRYVE IN UR POX
lol j/k
WARNING !!!!!!! TSHI “RED PANDA” CREETUR IZ SEW BERY BERY BERY CYUTE, DONUT GO TO SEEZ TEHM WIFOUT UR
BESTEST “RGCH” (WIF THE DRAWINZ AWN TEH SID)
ODDERWIZ U WIL BEE AT TEH YOUTUBE, WIFOUT TEH CCC CLOS AT TEH HAN, AN UR BRANES BE SPLODED AWL OBBER TEH PLIACE, AN NO NISE LOLFRENZ TO HELPZ U……..AN NAWT EBEN CHOCKKIIES AN BLANKIIES TO HELPZ..
OHG BUTT TEHY R SOOOOOO CYUTE
forgib me fur teh yellin…..jest din want aniwun to getz teh hurteded…….
whoh! 2 mutch yelling, Salleh 4th! Itz kwiet irlee heer in teh furests of mitey birtish klumbyah- hazn’t had all myze caffee yet!