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We’s got owr disgyses awn, nao – hoos got teh bag marked “swag”?
Ai tryded to putz dis awn LAHST pikcher… but WurdPresss eated mai postie.
*warmz up voyce* Mee mee meee meeeeeeeee….ow.
Hokay, Ai’z reddy to seeng!
Ebery kitteh stepz in tyme an’ shimmies on da beat
Az dey dans to teh furst postah polkah!
Dey grabz der bestest kitteh and jumpz to dey feet
Az dey dans to teh furst postah polkah!
Awl teh toms an’ queenies lurves to swing an’ sway
Az dey dans to teh furst postah polkah!
Dansin’ awl deh nite ’til it iz finely Caturday!
And dey dans… to… teh… furst… postah… polkaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaah!
Er… Ai hopez u lykez ta polka, Ambercat!
Tankyu, Starknight, taht’s a lubbly sawng! Ai polkad awl roun teh howse to it – Ai put mai sparkly, “Stikly Com Vote-Riggin/ Dansin wit Stairs” dress awn erly, in yur onner!
Oh mah gudness, Ambercat!
Hao meny nawt seconds iz diz fur U?
U muss hab set a record bai nao!
Do U hab a danse rekwest?
Ai tryded to gibs Ambercat a polkah song… but WurdDepress eated it.
Ai can not has singing… ai iz unhappi cat.
U no can has teh unhappeh on Caturday!
WP juss bean stoopy. Iz nuffing purrsonal.
Heh. Iz still mai Frysday… butt almos’ ober. Den Ai canz go seepy-tymes.
(Dis kitteh wurks fird shiffed… not so grate, akshuley, butt no boss to bee peekin’ ober mai showlder.)
i werks fird shift too! i goes hoems in js a bit to see mai kittehs an mai goggies. I mises dem so much win i is heer. I needs da job to buy der fud-dey eets better dan me-i wish i cud bring dem.
Starknight, whut dus u do?
I werks in a hospital lab.
Dis kitteh is netwurk opurrayshuns teknishun. Ai iz trai to keepz teh Intarwub aksess fur sebenty-taosand collidge studints werking.
Iz innerestink job, butt kan b fustercayting at tymes. An’ Ai iz still not kwyte ajjusded to furred shiffed… iz onlee sehkund week.
Ai iz go hoam nao an seepy-seep. C U kittehs latah!
sekund shift r pre..pref…moar bettah tehn furd. i’z wurked boaf an nevar evar culd get mai sleep patterns rite wehn i was wurking furd. mai jobs werent az inneresten az eiver of yoars, tho.
Here we goz! Shimmy shiummy shake shake!
Not second dance for Ambercat
T n cofe cart is here. IT Caturday!! Do nots and pastry and cakes an falvored creams stuff. LAttee and cappouccio and hot chocolate.
Wakey wakey! It Caturday! Everbody getz ready for da good day!
We iz runnin out of room downz here!
(muffled voise)
Hey, guise? C’mon, let me look out, huh? Is my turn!
We all Floatz downz here….
moar silva dollarz plz. Clown only had two.
IT ref FTW!
Wen u’r daon heer wit us, u’ll float too!
pennywise … dat made me shudder
He teh skaaaaaaayyyreee!
lil rakkoonz shud luk 4 teh ise creem man!
LOLkoons?
LOLkoons are somuch teh awsumm! I saws onse taht tehy eated teh leftova ribses when I waz camping… hehe tehy lookd laik tiny littul hewmans! wif masxs off course!
Leftova ribses? Camping?
U gotz lucky it wasn’t a lolbear… Yogi hearts ribses.
ICE CREEM!!! Ma throw down sum monay!! The ice creem man is comin’!!!11!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! iz in ur gutter, lookin out.
We iz awl in teh gutter, but sum ob us iz luking at teh staaaaaaars!
an sum ob us r perfickly happy down hear, fankoo berry mush.
git yer maind owt uv da gutter…
Doze you mindz–we be havins a private meeting here!
ROFL.
Or mehbee iz garbge womens. If iz wun uv dose. . . den we sue ‘er!
Ow, don hit.
Dat joek… not so grate, akshuley.
Ai finks it went down teh drayne.
(Hokay, mai maind iz in teh gutter…)
I bow to a master
(weetWOOTWOOTeeeeeee! translation: WOW, see three puns in a row!
R2D2, are you calling me? Oh bother, you little bot….
bit sayddd. liddle rakunz shuddnt be goingz in da sewerz
Knowing the personality of racoons, are you sure they are not thinking about a bank heist across the road?
Sorry about no lolspeak, but do racoons speak lol or coon?
Ai refer teh onnerible gennulman to mai erlier (teh erliest!) komment: Ai tink teh lil LOLkoons R clerly plannin nef-fairy-us activitis as tehy R awl waerin teh “BerglerBill” domio masks
Maib raccoonz speek O|O speek?
Larry, Curly an Mo at ur survis for bank heist.
Little peeking faces sez, “We iz hit jackpot!”
We no haf rakkoonz in da Australeeza. Iz dem vishus? Kan teh rakkoonz be da petz?
Teh rakkoonz iz wild critturz, mosly.
Dere is faymus book, “Rascal”, ‘bowt hoomin whut finded bebe ‘koon an’ raiseded hims as pet… at end, hoomin senz Rascal bak to lib in woodz ‘cuz mean hoomins be mean to Rascal. Iz bery sedi… centenn… harts-tuching moamint.
Er… mint tu sai:
Teh rakkoonz gets az beeg az meedyum-saiz goggeh, an’ haz poynty-enz laik kitteh. Not so grate a pet, akshuley. But verree smrt. Srsly.
Whoa! Dats big! Do not want.
Me stik wiv da coala. Himz kudly.
AKSHUALEE, DA COONIES GETZ NOT SO BIG- MORE LIKE HUGE FLOOFY KITTEH- BUT DEY HAS DA BESTEST WTTLE HANZ-LIEK DEY WEARING LITTLE BLACK LEATHER GLOVES- AND U GIVZ DEM DA SNAKZ, AND DEY REACH OUTZ AN TAKZ IT FROM U AND WASHEZ IT IN DA NEARBY STREAM !
ONE NIGHT WOKE UP-HEARD DA BURGLAR ON DA FRONT PORCH- OMG ! WHAD-I-DO-NAO ?!! SCARDEY ! WENT ON TIPEE-TOEZ IN DA DARK HOWZ-FLIPPED LIGHT ON PORCH- NOT BURGLAR ! IZ 3 LITTLE COONIES GOIN AFTER MY TRASH ! LAFF,LAFF,LAFF!!! DEY LOOKED UP AT ME, BUT NOT RUNNED AWAY- LITTLE MASKED MEN ON MY PORCH ! SO I LET DEM HAB DA TRASH. DEY NEEDED IT MORE DEN ME !
Sparkysmom:
Ai haz seed fitty-pound lolkoonz… deyz big. Datz whut Ai meanz bai ‘meedyum-saiz goggie’. Deyz almos teh saiz ob lolbadgers in teh lait fall.
An’ mai sebenteen-pownd tommie useta fite ‘em ober hoo pwned teh woodz… braiv, braiv sir kitteh!
wee gets da hug, jigantik racacacoons heer. (Pasifik NW USA) – Size uv beegle oar spanyul, an fat an floofy. Dey openz loks, sumtiemz doors, get in effryting. Damm but dey koot, doh.
Carful, doh, racacacoons dey can has duh ray-bees – do nawt want!!!!!
I wurked at sommer campz in countriez in washuntunz (Vaschon Izland). Tere were hugzeee coonz dere, viscious onez 2. Tey ceround myz freind, big gi, coonz grrrrrrrrrowl, he run lik heckz. Scaryz!
Iz not gud for coonz to eate teh garbag, tey better off etin fisheyz and suchez.
dayz luk kudly butt kwahlaz R teh stinkky smells % berri badd tempurrs iff u trie 2 petz dem- dats wut I heered aneeway.
Ai no’d sumone wif a koon dat iz sependy pownds. Koon be eatin eberythin! Koon be eatin hole pownd of M&M on Caterday win he be watch telibision.
Jus remembers, kittehs an lolkoonz do not mix. Very bad for teh kittehs.
Mi calyko kitteh useded to plai wif teh raccitty coon behbehz, an tehy haz suches fun…..teyh wood jumpingz awl round, habin a wunnerful tyme…..butt teh raccitty coonz WER jest behbehz sew dey wer bout teh saem siz…..
LOOKOWT! DEMZ HAZ THUMZ!!!
Srsly. Rakettykoonz haz thumz.
Iz troo.
Dey sumtimes steal teh burdfud in teh bakyard an mah kittehs gets awl ekksieted seein dem owt teh window. Mah boi kitteh tinks dey are teh awsum. He wants to be a bandito.
Curse my lack of opposable….
Oh wait.
Never mind.
Wen Aye waz a kiddee, we libbed ona laek in Minnesnowta. We wud watch teh LOLkoons taek eech peace ov fud n wash it in teh laek befor dey wud eet it. Oh, waz tey kyootest fing U eber saw!
Teh naybors got sum LOLkoon bebehz n tried to keep dem az petz. It waz OK wen tehy waz tiny tiny, butts wen dey gots beeger, teh wild nature came owt. U can taek teh LOLkoon outta teh wild…
Butts, oh mah mah, tehy has teh KYOOT!
Iz der sumwer I kan reed mor bout teh LOLkoons? Demz soundz innarestig. Mebbe I lok teh yutoob.
No, stil thnk iz O|O koonz. Is small member ov bare fambly; Naytiv Amurcan tribes repsek- reskep- lykd tem. Trixter figur, Davy Crockett woar coonskin cap… Dizzy Wurld animatronix sho him waring LYV coon! much moar btr…Sry, I ar ramblyn todai!
speekin ob teh cyute…….haz amywun seen teh RED PANDA???? ai foun it awn teh youtube, an oh mi goodnesses, tehy are sooooooo cyute……ai noes tshi be hardest to belive…..buttt (whispers) tehy r eben cyuter tahn teh regulus panda……….
tehy r also nown as teh “lesser panda” liddle liddler tahn a raccitty coon , butt wif teh thikestest red furz and stripy tale…….and teh sweetestest eer floofz, (wif BIG eers)
I wood put up teh link butt ai don no how…….
go to teh youtube, serch for teh RED PANDA an clik on teh wun lableded “hungry panda cubs”
Dey is liek pandaz, dey is like fox. A pox on ur howse, salleh.
huh? did u fergetz ur RGCH (wdoi)????
u fergetz panda + fox maeks pox.
WRYVE IN UR POX
lol j/k
WARNING !!!!!!! TSHI “RED PANDA” CREETUR IZ SEW BERY BERY BERY CYUTE, DONUT GO TO SEEZ TEHM WIFOUT UR
BESTEST “RGCH” (WIF THE DRAWINZ AWN TEH SID)
ODDERWIZ U WIL BEE AT TEH YOUTUBE, WIFOUT TEH CCC CLOS AT TEH HAN, AN UR BRANES BE SPLODED AWL OBBER TEH PLIACE, AN NO NISE LOLFRENZ TO HELPZ U……..AN NAWT EBEN CHOCKKIIES AN BLANKIIES TO HELPZ..
OHG BUTT TEHY R SOOOOOO CYUTE
forgib me fur teh yellin…..jest din want aniwun to getz teh hurteded…….
whoh! 2 mutch yelling, Salleh 4th! Itz kwiet irlee heer in teh furests of mitey birtish klumbyah- hazn’t had all myze caffee yet!
iz ok,
weiz had a pear ub dem in da pootland zoo in Orygun. Haz I recallz deh highli enda dangered. Pootland zoo iz wuna da zooz dat haz da tryn to keepz enda dangerd animalz aroun. (Ifergets whatz da program iz called)
Deh hadz bebe panda, iz so kyoot, maini peeps cum to see, u getz awl mashed up in da viewn area (panda haz beeeg playgrund, peepz haz liddli walki way) uz hab two shout ifnz u wantz ta be heard!
momcat
i wunz sawded da lessr pandas at da zuu. taked mah breff dey wuz SOOOO redd. i finks dey r redder dan foxses. an dey has da cat-like grayce. wun wuz climing daown a skinneh log, wun foot in front ob da uvver – like a kitteh.
i doan fins so dey is akshalleh relate 2 da rakkiteh koons. i doan finks so dey iz akshalleh bares. i finks dey r deir own brantch ob da tree. (i cud bees rong, just i gotz sumfin rattlin araon in mah remembreh…)
nopes-
yuz rit, is ibk- is berry comp li cated- dez not really “bears”dez not really “foxes”, deh jus be dem own selfs.
zoo hadz loooong comp li cated hystory ub whatz de “reali” are. Iz afraidz I fugots it…
(hangs head in shame, im a teacher and accorden to mai students I shud naow eberfing!)
momcat
dona wurry, momcat. u duznt has 2 knows everfing… just doan let da studints knows u doan knows. use mah b.s. teknik: dats an intrasting kweshun. moar intrasting iz (blah-blah-blah).
i finks deys related to teddy bares. u gibe enuff majik jelleh beens 2 da teddy bares an dey terns into red pandas…
jk
I liks dat ibk! I willz membr dat wun!
lubs da majik jelleh beens theori, maybes insted ub jelleh beens, deh be majik gummi bears!
momcat
Innarestig peice of tribia: Da Dsherman naim of da lolcoon ltrly translaits to “washing bear”.
u meen waschbaerchen? i also likes da name 4 sqrls: eichhoernchen. sorta like “liddel fing wif horns in da oke tree”.
weerder still da jerman name for puffins: papageitaucher. diving parrots…
iz less intrasting wen dey jus lones da furrin wurd into jerman… hyena: hyaene. i still feels dey shudda maded sumfin up. mebbe sumfin like “haesslichhundeloewenfeind”. (ugleh dog enemeh ob lion)
An da lolmonk we callz “Streifenhörnchen”, sorta like “liddel fing with stripes in da tree”.
i nebber sawded a streifenhoernchen we i wuz dere… plenty ob sqrlz…
i lurves chipper munks. dey like wild gerbils wif racin stripes.
Dis a funey way to ketch de bus…
Yeh–dey needs a bigger trap.
LOL
Curlolkoon: “Hey Moe! Are we supposed to be in the tiger trap?”
Moekoon: “Of course, numbskull! How else are we supposed to tie it up?”
Larrikoon: “Won’t that make the tiger mad, Moe?”
Moekoon: “That’s why you have the violin, to calm it down. Haven’t you ever heard that music soothes the savage beast?”
Curlolkoon: “I still think we should wait outside the trap…”
Moekoon: “I’ll do the thinkin’ around here! See that?” *Moekoon holds out fist*
*Curlolkoon slaps fist, Moekoon windmills it around and bonks Curlolkoon on top of head*
Curlolkoon: “Grr! Oh yeah? See dat?” *Curlolkoon holds out fist*
*Moekoon slaps fist, Curlolkoon windmills it around and bonks himself on head*
… Ai’z shure ebberybody’s seed dis before… nao Ai’z gunna tink ob dese gaiz az teh Tree Stooges…
nyuck nyuck nyuck
Hao do U noes dat HaLOLween iz ober?
OKai, maek dat 2 Cheezburgerz
ana happeh meal.
Daniel Boone – U no can has a noo hat!
WordPress ated my comment too!
Wuz Davy Crockett NAWT Danl Boone! Plz u has SUM resp- repc- respekt foar teh scard-sayk- hoalee thingz! Fsst! Spitt! Hisss! Myowr!
Jessarakitty, dids U git ups on teh rong sides ov teh catboks?
Aye nawt dissin ur Davy, Aye talkin bout teh theem song frum the Daniel Boone TV show.
Warning: earwurm ahead…
From the coonskin cap on the top of ol’ Dan to the heel of his rawhide shoe
The rippin’est roarin’est fighten’est man the frontier ever knew.
Daniel Boone was a man. Yes a big man.
Waackkk!!! Dey boat wor emptee rakkamacoonz! We iz boat right, Romeow, but my earwurrrm iz Dayvee, Dayvee Crockett- King uv de Wild Fronteeer! It woan go away eben foar Dan’l B. Wish it wud; it hez video too- teh Dizzy Wurld animamatronkix showen Dayvee wid ALIVE rakkamacoon perc -purch- sitn on hiz hed!
Ya wel rocky rackoon frum teh beetls sawng wears an empty fronteerzman on his hedd.
sos it all workz owt.
Tey wuz teh saem face: Fess Parker. Hiz wubsiet sez
Actor Fess Parker of Santa Barbara, California has been called by some an American icon. His portrayal of frontiersmen Davy Crockett and Daniel Boone impacted millions of young viewers in the late 1950’s and 60’s.
What kinda earrwurmz duz HE hab, I’d liek 2 no? Probly wye he maeks wien naow!
I’ll dwink to dat!
Fess Parker Vinyards FTW!
Varie preddy plaice, 2
Nize whines, esp. teh chardonaisse.
Oh noes! I furgetted mah speshul swim cap wif teh floofy flowers dis mornin, an all I has to hold in teh splodin hed is dis disposa. . .disspowsi. . .frow-away rubber glub. . .hope dis werks. . .
*splsh*
Not so grate, ackshully.
Cleen-up on isle free.
Aye doan noes wher teh offishul cleen up teem iz, butts Aye will halp U, doctorcat.
Tehr, taht wazzunt so bad. Ur awl cleened up. Gud az noo.
Wud U liek sum choklic caek ana cup of cowfee? U rest heer n whaebber U do, doan luk at teh LOLkoons agan. Teh Crash Cart will be bai wif teh softee blankee ina minute. Aye fink dis iz gonna b a ruff morning.
Fankoo, Romeow. U is a gentlepurrson an a skoller. I wud luv sum choklit cake an a nice espresso to halp get mah brane goin agin. I fink I puts it in bakwerds dis time.
Ais ryt behyn u Romeow. Bin ruff week so slept in a widdel bit.
*MM hands owt blankees n choklits n CHRG(wdoi) n hots pink swim caps wif teh beeg bushee blu fwowers n NEfing els NEbuddee needs to contayn messees!*
*Anu stands bai wif moppp, jes in cases.
I maded a comment, but wurdpress eated it.
I waits to see if it horks bak up.
Meenwile, mus cleen up hed-splode by mahself.
Oh, dere it is! Halp is on teh way.
Ai is heer wit teh mop, doctorcat, ackshully ai wuz just nawt washin mai kitchin flor, so wuz gud taimin.
Heer ai is wit teh mop, doctorcat. Ackshully ai wuz just nawt washin mai kitchen flor, so wuz bery gud taimin.
AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! WordPress, WHUT is you doin? Ju tolded me mai first commint wuz failded. JU LIED. Ai ai can can has has echo echo???
Agin wit teh co-incy-denses! Ai iz awlso nawt woshin teh kitchin flor! An nawt tidyin an nawt hoooooferin. Tomorro Ai’ll nawt be cleenin teh bafrum!
Gud, us can keeps each odder cumpny. I is not kleening mah bedrum today. Tomorrow is when I don’t kleen teh baffrum.
wordpress been awfulz hungris as ob teh late??? ai maed teh remerkz yessturdai an tehy wer heer tish mawrnin……strainnnjjjjjjj……
an WP tels me ai goin ttooo fastest…..slowz downy…WTF????
These pics are hilarious! Nice quotes.
we iz waytin foar teh flayvur ov teh butter gutter. . . wotevr dat iz.
o ho teh trash dumpstar waggon izza COM-ins down teh street…
Oh, pleeze, oh, pleeze,
Oh let it be for me!
Ooh! Ooh!1 Sho Toonses!!1!
*getz owt wiggses and pancaik maikup, an floofy dressuz, an, an,….*
Winthrop:
O-ho the Wellth Fargo Wagon ith a-comin’ now,
I don’t know how I can ever wait to thee.
It could be thumpin’ for thumone who is
No relation but it could be thump’n thpethyul
Just for me!
naow whoz plaied Winthrop?
I gibz u 5 cheezeburgers ifnz member!
iz ron howardz
gud fur you! yuz correct! himz still luk lik Opie to meez!
momcat
shell be cumen rownd da mowntin win she cuuuuummmssss
she’ll be cumen wownd da mowntin win she cuuuummmmsss
she’ll be cumin owrnd da mownin, she’ll be cumin wrond da mowntin,
she’ll be cumien wornd da mowntin whni she cuummmsss!!
is gud ting ai luukeded at waht odder peepz waz writin for ai writed ……ai waz tinkin music man too,
naw taht toon wil be in mi hed awl dai……nawt sew bad acktualli ai allus lubbed “teh music manz”
Anudder darin staygcouch robray ba dem varmentz, “Da Hole-en-da-rouh Gaynguh”
Eberybody gotz da mask on? Dey never know wez los tres amigos gatos!
T3e papa an t3e momma an t3e behbeh LOLcoon waytz in ambush foar Goldilocks to kum by wif bag uv grosryz. Luk away, fowkz, dis nawt gunna be purty. Mebbe GL can has crash cart too.
LOLcoon #1: Iz in haiding!
LOLcoon #2: Me too!
LOLcoon#3: Where is HAI DING?
Okie…reddy teh undar-teh-strete bombz, poast hayst.
TRASH RANES ALL OVAR TEH NAYBARHUD!!! FEEEEEEEAST!!!
Wen I wuz growin up, dere wuz a fambly uv rakketykoonz dat livd inna storm drayn. We alwyz seez dem cum up frum teh saym grate, first teh momma, den teh babeez wun, tu, free, fore, all inna lyne. Dey wud get inna trash kanz, en eet alla seedz owta birdfeedrz, en go inna garaj if u leevd teh dor opin. Wun day teh akross teh street naybr gettid fusteraytid en puttid konkreet blokz onna grate dat teh rakketykoonz caym owt uv, den goed bak inniz howse. Not fyve minnitz laytr, heer cum teh rakketykoonz owta teh next grate down teh street, first teh momma, den teh babeez wun, tu, free, fore, all inna lyne, en walkt down teh street en nokt ovr dat naybrz trash kanz en havd lunch. Me en mai momma watcht teh hole fing en lafft en lafft. Stoopy naybr.
LOLOLOLOL! Rakketykoonz iz purfekt! TKX Teenie!
dis storeh just go 2 sho u gotz 2 git up eeerleh in d amornin iffn u want 2 get ahedd ob da rakkiteh koons. dey gotz it awll figgered owt…
Yoo derty rakoonz!
Git yr mindz owt uf teh gutter!
oi, sondra, nice rack.
oons.
We can haz ambush?
Garbag mens ar leik teh sandy claws!
Yu betr nawt scratch,
yu bet nawt sneak,
yu bert nawt ranzak,
I be tellin’ yu whay
garbage mens—– thay be comingz!
Insert rakettykoonz heer. Onlee $1 rakettykoonz, no $5,$10, or $20.
DAMMZIT MAH RAKETTYKOONZ R FOLDEDED
Fur hoomins nuf iz *neber* e-nuf! an whatz dey do wif da stuffz deh don eatz?
Deh puts it ina beeg gleemin silber can jus fur uz!
wez eatz ta lib, dese guyz libz ta eatz!
momcat
ober teh hedj ftw!
“Ai gotz a kooOOkee!”
Da Cheezburglers are plannin a heist!
Iz in yur strom drainz…
dijestin yur gabidje an harboring rabies cutely.
soe – whuz we iz gwanna eat dis tyme? dooz yu wants chyneez or teh peetza or teh cheezbrgrs??
noe bufflow wingaz plz – burnz tinee tungs! noe wants, noe wants!
whut fer dezzzert? abbles or graypz – noe isse creem, iz all melty. duz dey hab choklit??
meeez kinda hungree, let’s go fynd sumpin… c’MON, letz goe!!! goast iz cleeer, hurrie….
i love raccoons! excpecily the baby ones! they so cute!